It's that time again.
>>59093454Summer?
>>59093491Suiren Summer
>>59093454Lana is already in optimum breeding position
Suiren Sex Summer
how do you even do anal in reverse anyway?
>>59094373Oral.
Pedo threads belong on >>>/b/
>>59094832Only if zoophilia threads go on >>>/trash/
>>59093495>>59093868Lana*
I like that Pokémon introduced another character with a backwards name.
>>59093868
>>59096988ekansarbokrotomgirafarigjanine (sort of)rellor (and rabsca by the same logic as janine) which came after lana but stillalso muk is worth a mention because of the nature of this thread
>>59094673Does Lana always sleep bottomless?
In my headcanon Suiren does not own any underwear, she only wears swimsuits
>>59099773I'm fairly sure that's canon.
>>59099773Lana*
>>59102376*nreisu
>>59098819>girafarigThat's a palindrome.
>>59094373Reverse cowgirl anal!
So will you fags actually discuss Lana normally ITT or it will it be just pedos talking about raping her again?
>>59104172But she always expects anal tho
>>59103586I'm palindrome I
>>59104393Only in your non canon fanfics
>>59104525It's literally her name
>>59104180girl wants sex, who are we to deny her?
>>59104937No faggot, YOU want sex, not Lana as she is a child and is not old enough to think about that. Stop forcing your "they are all cock hungry sluts" onto fictional children, pedo. Reminder that even if they were none of them would want anything to do with any of you fags anyway
>>59105064She all but says she wants to have sex with sailors
>>59105086>She wants to [HEADCANON]Seek help
>>59105337She LITERALLY says so in the games. Multiple times.
>>59104180Nigga, half the people here don't play the game or even know the anime exsits.
>>59105521that's become apparent with the guy who doesn't know all the times Lana mentions the strapping sailors
>>59105529Isn't it swimmers?
>>59105529I forgot about her lusting for hot seamen.
>>59105468Pic or it didn't happened>>59106940>B-but muh boogeymanKys
>>59107832Is that ESL furry in the room with us, schizo?
>>59093454time to goon?
Mods you have a schizo to take care of>>59108550>>59107832>>59106940
>>59108576furryschizo feeling called out
Lana is a child btw
>>59108586Your made up schizo is not real retard, also imagine complaining about furries on a board where most of the users are furries
>>59108587So no different than 99% of /vp/ users mentally?
>>59108652>board full of schizos and furries>surely there's zero overlap there and none of them would want to shit up non furry threads
>>59108660Nigger the autist i gave 3 (You)s to is a known board schizo who used to write paragraph long posts about imaginary indians who supposedly torments him but can't anymore since his pasta got filtered by mods so now he resorts to spamming shit like this instead, there is no furry schizo as it just one of this specific schizo made up boogeymen, lurk moar before posting next time
I saw a funny Smiling Friends Lana on reddit yesterday but now I can't find it, anyone have it?
>>59094673Cute
Giving Lana anal in the ass!
>>59110084Yes, 10, just like your mental age for thinking spamming this cringe pasta everythread makes you based or funny
>>59110084Years in prison minimum.
>>59093454>confirmed Chad-only in MastersLost all interest in her.
>>59093454Lana Thread! :D It really warms my heart to see anons love her the same why I do. I cant get enough of Lanas feet...>>59099773This, and that she doesnt own any shoes, its all sandals and flip-flops>>59104180I dont like rape, but I will talk about her feet...
Why was she such an aggressive baseball player?
>>59113815Yum
>>59114048>>59112709Fuck off already you worthless subhuman.
>>59114071
>>59114769anon, what are you on about?
>ywn be male swimmer deepdving in Brooklet hill>ywn feel a small metal object poking around in your loose swim trunks>ywn feel a sudden sharp pain as said object is jerked away followed by a lot of blood>ywn surface to see Lana eyeballing your severed testicle at the end of her hook>she will never look at your writhing body as you grip your bloodied groin only to wink and say "looks like I hooked you!"
>>59093454Sometimes I'm aloneSometimes I'm notSometimes I'm aloneHello?
>>59118427Are more than one.
>>59104180>So will you fags actually discuss Lana normally ITT or it will it be just pedos talking about raping her again?Welcome to /vp/, based anon
>>59120485now which one is tighter?
>>59120527your dick is small
>>59118427Bro...that's her younger sisters Harper and Sarah
>>59120527All Lana's asses are tight... especially if you give her double or triple anal...
How big is Lana's dick
>>59102390
>Her goes the pedos talking about raping Lana againSee mods, this is exactly why you need to ban pokegirls threads, those fags never actually discuss the Pokegirls normally, they just spam lewds and talk about how they want to have sex with them
>>59108587>X is a child btw>Isn't she a minor?Why the fuck is a xitter fag here instead of paying for the rent of blue checkmarks?
>>59120706>He states obvious facts? He must be from XitterDo poketards really?
>>59120717No nigga, it's this retarded way of speaking only found on xitter and other cancer socials.We were just missing the "hope this helps!" at the end to truly put the cherry on top.
>>59120697The local ESL furry is once again pissed that a thread is taking space on the board for what could've been the umpteenth meowscarda or lucario furry thread.
>>59120733Imagine thinking there is only 1 single person on the entire board that is tired of your goonspam, fuck off back to the red boards if you don't like being told to fuck off, cumbrain
>>59120751>yourI didn't make the thread nor post explicit content nigga, I'm just saying how fucking annoying you are crying "pedo!!!" whenever someone says anything remotely sexual regarding the pokegirls.
>>59120767>N-no i will talk about raping this drawing of a little girl but i'm totally not a pedo guiseNow you are just coping, reminder that her being not real doesn't make it okay and you are retarded if you think it is
>>59120770Not reading all that retarded cope, now replace "loli" with "furry" and see how you will suddenly justify it.>"B-BUT THEY ARE ANTROPOMORPHICStill animals.
>>59120778>Here he goes deflecting again>Also here he goes thinking i complain because i want more furry threads while i never made any and never posted in themYou fags only have 1 comeback huh? As expected from low IQ third worlders
>>59120783>"Everyone I don't like is a jeet"The retarded cope you posted had a whole section dedicated to ad hominem, yet here you are calling me a low IQ jamboy.Hypocrisy, the perfect word to describe you antis. I still don't get your unhealthy obsession with what a bunch of guys on this board do, it's not gonna stop actual pedophiles from sexually abusing minors. It can't be for social points either, since nobody gives half a fuck on this site that you are being le courageous child protector.Only plausible logical conclusion is that you are a pathetic unemployed faggot who has to bitch about people liking characters that look nothing like actual children to cope with the fact that you were touched by your uncle as a kid.
>>59120805>Jeets out of nowhere>He thinks only India is a third world countryAlso TL:DR, cope pedophile
>>59120805Oh wait, i just noticed>LeGo back Timmy
>>59120812Of course three lines of text would overwork your tiny brain, assuming your head isn't completely empty. I have no reason to cope, my life will remain unchanged just like my habits, regardless of how many rivers worth of tears you may cry.>>59120817Now the nigga is just fighting imaginary opponents.
>>59120824Nigger it's pretty much obvious that you are a sharty raider baiting for (You)s, no need to pretend you are not, also this is a Pokemon discussion board to discuss Pokemon, not a board to talk which underaged character you want to have sex with the most, there is /b/ for that. Cope shartnigger
>>59120831>buzzword buzzword buzzword
>>59120838>B-but muh buzzwordsYep, sharty troon confirmed, have fun seething as i'm never going to stop telling you fags to take your goon shit to the red boards
>Autistic fighting that nobody cares aboutI mean...thanks for bumping I guess. Have fun.
>>59120845I don't even know what sharty even means you absolute buffoon. Take your pills and stop fighting imaginary enemies>>59120860No problem anon, these fags don't realise they contribute to keeping the thread alive.
>>59120860You are welcome anon, hopefully more people bump to argue so your shit thread reaches bump limit faster
>>59120870>N-no i don't know what the sharty is guiseLying to not out yourself as being a shartyfag won't work with me, shartroon
>>59120876You're sounding truly schizophrenic right now, because I quite literally have no idea what you're talking about.
>>59120887Literally quite truly go back shartlin
>>59120887>N-no i definitely don't know what the sharty is>Ignore the fact that i post exactly like themBait used to be believeable, i'm sorry that they rangebanned your shitty third world country on their site but it doesn't mean you are welcomed here, either buy a VPN or move countries but whatever you do, go back
You guys need more lana feet...
>>59120911Thanks for telling me anon, I will be kind and once again tell you that I have no idea who they are, but since it triggers your schizo sense so much I will make sure to keep talking like this in future threads to make sure that you keep screeching like a paranoid autist.Out of curiosity, could someone, preferably not our delusional anon, give me a quick rundown on this sharty?
Imagine not knowing what the sharty is when they constantly shit up this site
Never mind, it's just basedjak party. You niggas need to be really terminally online in order to assume that anyone that doesn't agree with your retarded takes comes from there with the sole purpose of raiding a thread which yourselves are showing no interest in. Now, I only check this board a few times per week, perhaps if I camped it 24/7 to whine about loli threads I would be as cultured as you are regarding these topics.>>59120955Guess I was lucky enough to not witness it, also it's easy to miss actual people from there when so many anons are constantly crying wolf.
>>59120955nta, but wtf is sharty? im not hip with the gen z lingo...
>>59121092Troll/raid community made up of old /qa/ shitposters.
>>59120725And how do you know what they do or don't do?
>>59120770Hell is not eternal
>>59121314It depends, in some cultures you not only spend a million years in hell being tortured by demons but also the time there goes slower so it's longer that 1 million IRL years>>59121092The sharty is the site responsible for half of the garbage posts on this board, the other half is a discord server for this board called the Saborcord
>>591215151 million years is nothing if souls are eternal
>>59121530Have fun enduring 1 million years of this then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th6K6B5FmRk
>>59121515>the other half is a discord server for this board called the SaborcordSo that's what it is, had a schizo anon in a different pokegirl thread a few weeks ago accusing me of being a member of it for not being a delusional faggot that sees children everywhere lmao.
>>59121515are those the guys that hacked 4chan I think last year? or are those different?>half of the garbage posts on this boardalso which ones specifically?
>>59122907I think I see what you mean now...ill agree on the cynthia vore fag tho, that guy is pure fucking cancer on here..
>>59121301By having xitter emoji in your post just speaks for itself.
>>59120770>fiction MEANS somethingThere are some piece of fiction who's entire purpose is entertainment alone. It does not have any meaning nor encourage the audience to do anything other than giving them more dopamine. >ad hominenIt does not debunk the notion since for one, even the "otherside" does this. And for two, it's just to shit on the person rather than adding in the argument.>video games are different and porno ENCOURAGES itIt's not. No matter how much you twist it (saying attraction and otherwise). Video games and Hentai are all ficticious entertainment medium. When you're saying "cartoon child porn", it has the same meaning as "video game school shooter", because it doesn't just has the same structure but they're all lead to the same debunked notion like "video games causes violence" but instead it's "drawings causes pedophiles". Seperating the two is retarded and it shows that it's more about emotion than genuine safety for society. I understand if it's about real movies, but there are huge differences between fake and real; grouping them as the same for your mental gymnanistics just shows that you lack the understanding for any basic nuances.Also, nice post you made there. Redditfrog faggot.
>>59124421It's from Twitch
>>59122975Suiren swimming in her clothes is so sexy.
>>59125713Stop, I'm already so hard.
>>59094373pegging probably
How much for a night with Lana?
>>59126276$300 to stick your dick in her ass. $250 for her to stick her dick in your ass.
>>59120770>just a rehash of violent-video-games-cause-violencePearl clutchers never change
>>59120920Imagine being Sandy right after he was caught by Lana.You could lick her soles all day, and slurp on her toes all night. And she wouldn't bat an eye, since Eevee is basically a dog
>>59126614That lucky little bastard... the same applies to Popplo too...
>>59126839Human or Pokemon, nothing can resist this girl
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98254179
>>59124502>RedditfrogPepe was literally made a meme on 4chan you retarded newfag
>>59127015Yeah I'm definitely not a pedo sorry guys, age up slaps (as long as they're under 25 obviously)
>>59127015That's just her mom
>>59127033Her mom is always drawn overly thicc, that one looks better than 99% of mom
>>59127015>Off-model garbageName a more dishonest "fan"base than hers
>>59127253Why was that deleted? Zero nudity. Not even a butt cheek or a camel toe.
>>59127759God I want to spend my white jelly all over Lana's toes... (and by extension, her mother and sisters too)
>>59128152Same (and same)
>>59125125Lana*
>Really? You'll give me a massage? For free?
>>59128152>>59128524>>59128573Footfags always like the ugliest art imaginable.
>>59128634For me it mainly depends if the soles are not so wrinkly. >>59128152 and >>59128524 are fine since they look pretty smoothThough Im into the top of the feet more
>>59128634Well it's just not going to work on you if you're wired normally and aren't into feetIt's like when people post obese women to me
>>59127017Keyword: "was"
I prefer the analfags to the footfags
>>59127759It was deleted because it was NSFW and you are retarded and too deep down into porn addiction if you think it wasn't
>>59130214whys that? theyre both pretty much intertwined with Lana at this point
>>59131411I know, Im in love too
>>59130458Because at least the analfags are still sticking a dick in Lana, even if the wrong hole, whereas the footfags are sexualizing a non-sexual body part.
>>59120817>complaining about the use of ‘le’ Go back
>>59130203>>59130359>swimsuits are NSFWhttps://files.catbox.moe/mo71tf.png
>>59132863Nice family
>>59132872A family that lays together stays together
>>59132863Microbikinis on a child is NSFW yes, reminder you don't make the rules
>>59133360Imagine
>>59134470The SM anime was a mistake. Imagine Suiren in a show with XY's artstyle.
>>59133405>https://files.catbox.moe/mo71tf.pngHow is that micro in any way?
>>59120817No one on the sharty uses "le"
Spraying my slop all over Lana!
>>59133405You don't know what a microbikini is.
>>59136510Scary
>>59138831She looks like she's about to kill (You).
>>59137270Kiawe pls
>>59137270Nice
>>59143676Too much anal in one sitting
>>59135400Lana*
>>59094666Cute.
Shame Lana was doomed by her name to get endlessly sodomized by boys and men.
>>59139694
>>59141604>Imagine the smell.
>>59093454SPELL LANA BACKWARDS LMFAO
>>59149263Lananal
Alolan Tourism
>>59152079I want to be teased by this mickey mouse looking brat
>>59152226>good swimmer>good at baseball>good at table tennisWhy is Lana so talented at various sports and why doesn't she just go pro and rack up gold medals and shit?
>>59130214Good thing we pitfags are lovable rogues
>>59120770How the fuck did he do formatting on 4chan?>>59120770That would apply to ALL pornography as peddling obscenity. It's no more illegal than any other porn.
>>59152888Anal Only Lifestyle wrapped in one compact package.
>>59152888It goes both ways
this fucking bitch LIED to me about Kyogre
>>59153848She can't keep getting away with it
>>59154087who cares about the snot-nosed brat I want my cool whale monster
>>59154400>What's that, young'un? A whale monster? Yes, I remember seeing him as a lad down by the docks.>A young girl likes to fish there. Ask her to marry you and the beast will reveal itself. >No, it's just an island ritual. Don't think about it
>>59156334How does she keep getting away with it?
>>59156958Who's gonna stop her?No seriously, somebody stop her
>>59157070Do NOT make her sad!
>>59112709>>59113815>>59114048>>59114241Waiter waiter, more Lana feet please!
>>59157125Her canon feet are pretty nice
>>59157935Always
>>59160871>feeltaste
>>59162226Well said. Femdom is often linked to this fetish, but imo it's way hotter when the girl is surprised/embarrassed/shy about it>"W-w-what are you doing?" (knows exactly what you're doing)>"They're dirty!!!" (not dirty at all)
>>59163864Who stole my blueprints for the perfect girl?!t. God
>>59163385She cute
>>59165922>you tease her about the salty taste and ask if it's because she spends all day in the ocean>"That's not true!">"And don't say I'm salty!!"
>>59168756She can raise a mast, that's for sure
I get sick for a week, and come back to find this thread still alive. bless you anons.>>59141604god shes in a perfect position...>>59150265Alolan tourism is really open and lax on their laws, or at least I like to imagine so, seeing how many girls like to show off skin (and feet)>>59157070She really wants to be with a strapping swimmer, but no one takes her seriously. I'd gladly get fit and become a swimmer just for her...
>>59157125ill gladly deliver.>>59157192Every Lana has cute feet. its essential to her character!>>59160871>>59162258You anons have great taste! ive always been more the type to treat a girl first, especially if she has cute feet, I'd love to just suck each toe...
>>59171100Interesting, ill keep it in mind for my own threads...
>>59170754>ive always been more the type to treat a girl firstOh of course, I'd also spoil her rotten. I think teasing is best when done in moderation
>>59121807Lana is so lucky...
>>59171897kek Lanaception
>>59171872>>59172288This is the best way to treat a girl, especially one as cute and playful as Lana
I want a Lana plushie...
>>59173690Do not expose the Lana, Lana.
>>59175092Balls deep anal inside Lana
Piplup!
>>59176370Shes the best kind of girl... knows when to pout, but also knows when to tease...>>59175572it must feel incredible...
>>59173690Same. That and a full size figure like Lillie and Mallow got.
Why so many nuked posts?
>>59180277chapjeet
>>59181267anon what the fck are you on about?...
>>59181395Have you not noticed this retard necrobumping threads for the last few months? Sort the catalog by creation date, there are a dozen threads older than a month with no natural activity left. Threads without a subject attract him for whatever incomprehensible purposelook at this shithttps://archive.palanq.win/vp/search/text/based%20thread/
>>59180277Too based to live (most were talking about anal sex with Lana).
>>59170754LANA NO
>Feet?>Anal?>What is wrong with you people!?
>>59183047So you're saying we should post as many Lanas as possible?
>>59182182Lana, your showing your feet all the time, how could you not see this coming?...
>>59183133Yes!
>>59185301
>>59105086>>59105337>>59105468>>59107273You can read dialog on Bulbapedia. It's swimmers, not sailors and only in SM and Masters EX, not in USUM. She also takes interest in the player in USUM and Masters EX.In the Masters Sync Pair Story she also says>"So far, I've only managed to catch some strapping young swimmers—mostly men, though I did reel in the occasional lady!">"*giggle* Are you surprised? It's a secret whether that's true or not."She's also quite the trickster so she could be making part of that up. But seeing how all Pokemon game dialog is grasping at straws, that's the closest you're going to get to that she wants sex with "strapping young swimmers" or that she might be bisexual.
>>59163864>>59183269There's something adorable yet oddly hot about Lana wearing much-too-big sandals
>>59186307The best memes are the ones based on vague one-off comments
>>59186318fuck yes, I love it when girls wear slightly big sandals or flip-flops.. it really gets me going. its one of the reasons I love Lana>>59186307>She's also quite the tricksterThis is another reason I love her. She's playful and mischievous, likes to tell lies just to see what kind of reaction she gets out of you. This has been shown in pretty much every media shes in. SO can you imagine this talented, blue haired swimmer, sees you taking a peak at her feet in those flip-flops and then teases you for staring?im gonna cum.
>>59186603>ls99I still like him, but I wish he didn't crank the wrinkles/pruney-look up to 11.imo his early stuff was better
>>59186307>>59186396Also might as well share her lines>Mastersex:>"Whatever is kicking up such lovely splashes must be rather big... A strapping young Swimmer, perhaps?">"Hmm. How unfortunate. It wasn't a strapping young Swimmer after all...">"Maybe, just maybe, we'll be lucky enough to find a spry young Swimmer floundering in the water and in need of saving!">"Are you a strapping young Swimmer, perhaps?">"I hope you'll get to reel in a strapping young Swimmer or a fine Pokémon.">"I saw some incredible splashes in the sea. They must have been made by a strapping young swimmer.">"Good idea! I wonder if there'll be any strapping young swimmers!">"Maybe I should try reeling in a strapping young swimmer instead."Here's her teasing:>"With this, I'll have you hooked in no time! *chuckle* Just kidding.">"This is actually a legendary fishing rod that's been passed down...heh. Just kidding.">"Just kidding! You took the bait, didn't you!">"The best part of a joke is when you surprise someone. The look on their face is priceless. Got any jokes for me, <player>?"In Sun/Moon:>Brooklet Hill... Within it lies the Legendary Pokémon said to be the embodiment of the sea itself... the mighty Kyogre.">"It was only a joke, <player>... You're rather trusting, aren't you?">By the way... Did you know I once reeled in a red Gyarados?" "Well, what do you think?"In USUM:"Why should we stop at a Pokémon League? We should also make a Fishing League! Of course I, Lana, would be the first ever Champion in such a league! Hee… Would you believe that?"This line is just funny to me>Let's all be getting back home. But I will not be carrying you! You can walk on your own two feet. What else do you think you have feet for?"I love this blue little prankster...
>>59186642I feel you. I like his art, but I just wish he didnt make them so wrinkly. I sometimes edit the wrinkles out of his art and it looks 10x better. like this one.
>>59186750And the original is here: >>59128152
>>59186717>What else do you think you have feet for?I...I don't want to answer that question...>>59186750Great job! Thanks anon!
>>59186717She needs brat correction.
>>59186790your welcome, I might upload the rest later, cant now since I aint at my pc yet. >>59186827-by me
>>59186717Gachashit dialogue really sucks, huh
>>59186860Yeah.. but at least its faithful..Besides, its good for characters who dont have dialogue outside of mainline games.
Please anons, I'm begging you. Stop posting Lanas.My folder has already breached 100 MB
>>59188078yeeessss.... I love her voice in game. She does sound slightly different in her later alts, but she still has that same playful tone, to me at least. Her Japanese voice is also cute too...
>>59186860Because it's just slight variations on her canon dialogue, which means it has a very limited pool for vocabulary and thus becomes quickly repetitive.
>>59189000Because she hooked me.
>>59188311Bubble butt
>>59186870>>59188792Yeah, TPC is extremely strict on how the characters can be presented in Mastersex. At least Lana had a decent amount of dialogue in SM they could milk from, Candice just sounds like a robot going "hurr durr focus" on repeat.
>>59190712what, are soccer moms going to throw a fit if a random Gym Leader from 20 years ago says anything unique? Way to say the game isn't worth playing. I think I'll just continue enjoying fanart of their alts and otherwise not giving a fuck. They gotta realize decisions like this only ruin any attempts, hell I'd be willing to bet its a large part of why it isn't up there with the greats despite being Pokemon
>>59188792>>59190712Pretty much. They cant make a character say something to out of context our else someone will take it as flirting, even tho the game as a watered down dating sim mechanic. >>59191481>I think I'll just continue enjoying fanart of their altsThe sad thing is there isn't much art of those alts, or at least not of popular characters. Lana got a new outfit in January and theres not much art of it. same for others like Kris', Hilda's, Mina's, etcIts usually always Cynthia, Lillie and Rosa that get the attention and the most art...
Fat Primarina with big round tits and thick fat rolls.
>>59192269>They cant make a character say something to out of context our else someone will take it as flirtingPfft, there's lots of really flirty dialogue from certain characters. May practically invites you to move in with her in her secret base.
>>59193898>May practically invites you to move in with her in her secret base.Only to cockblock you with Brendan, always.
>>59193614I mean her bikini is her canon worksuit, is it not?
>>59193935you wouldnt last a minute...
>>59193935>Hey, Mallow, I think I like your friend Anal...SHIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT
late night sex with Lana....
>>59197638In the ass?
>>59188311
>>59199364her feet are irresistible, arent they?
>>59199759
>>59203407>Whoever claims I have a cock, gets the glock
>>59203428Based Lana killing the futafags
"Who's a good little futafag killer?~"
