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>>59215852i got one if you want to open my gifts for months and months ill trade it to you677979738085
fuck these lazy fucksshould I leave the group?
Salamence worth the investment?
>>59216689refuse to friend them afterwards and if they send you the invite, deny itif it lets you leave without deleting all your progress then do that, otherwise just stick it out this time
You ready for another humiliation ritual?>It’s a new raid tier unlike anything we currently have in the game. It seems wewill need a large number of players to defeat the raid boss.>There will be a special attack, something like a "coordinated" attack that wecan use when the raid boss's HP is low. To use this attack, we’ll need to raiseand hold our devices in the air along with the other players in the battle.https://x.com/thepokemodgroup/status/2048437257510474027
>>59216693Inferior to Rayquaza and mega Rayquaza in every way.
>>59216773That sounds so fucking embarrassing to do in public
>>59216788AAIIIEEEEEEE! Well at least she can defend the gym at work I guess
>>59216693there are better mons out there but if i had a hundo i'd max it out because its usable and i like it
>>59216773>hold phone up like a retard >Network Error>"Waiting for other players...">People walking by are starting to stare>Other players nearby who normally want to avoid each other are now like beacons of autismJust more humiliation for walkucks. Buy the remote pass or dance like a good wagiefarer
>>59216773The lifting into the air part reminds me of terastallizing in scarlet and violet
>>59216773YALL NIGGAS FINNA GET YALL PHONES SNATCHED UP IN CHICAGO
we went to kalos tour in person and pogo players identified me and my wife (female) immediately and we ended up moving between raids with this group on and off throughout the day. they encouraged us to join them after the raids to do the "shiny summon". everyone would put their phones all in the middle of the ring almost touching at the raid reward screen and then everyone would click through to the catch screen at the same time. some people made like ascending aaaaaAAAAAHHHH type noises and people were laughing and carrying on. and then whoever got a shiny would cheer and people would be high fiving and shit. we cringed at first but we joined in for the sake of not being uptight autists and it actually was kind of fun. so maybe chill out and have some fun for once. just an idea. or be miserable. your choice.
>Team ValorLiteral children and fat autistic nerds>Team Mystic Try hard losers>Team InstinctBased alpha chads
>>59216773You also need to pull your pants down before you lift up your phone
I dont know the name of the teams because I am both white and employed
>>59216773They really dont like those TAP TAP TAP LMAO jokes>NOOO YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR PHONE WHILE PLAYING
>>59216918Based, KILL ALL VALORFAGGOTS AND MYSTICSUBHUMANS!!
im on the red team with that brown hunny
>>59216918insane cope
Got this bad boy in a trade yesterday, been starting at him for so long...
I'm contemplating killing myself. Currently, the only thing keeping me alive is sending and opening gifts in Pokémon Go. It's not very meaningful. I'm not sure it's enough anymore.
>>59217432Fine I’ll open your gay ass gift that doesn’t even have a sticker. Stop being so dramatic.
>>59217432Nigga you have consciousness, don't snuff that out because its a radical experience 24/7. Breath in and think about your lungs extracting the oxygen from the air keeping you alive with every breath...if homeless with only a book and a backpack living under a tree you are still one of the luckiest beings in the known universe.
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>notifications blocks the settings button
>>59217432don't die, there's more than you're seeing
>>59216918This is true (and based) btw
>>59217432Nah man don't give in, keep going as a middle finger to this cruel and uncaring universe.
>>59216902I've never understood why people do that, but I don't find any fault in them liking the ritual. I just wish I didn't keep forgetting they do it and skipping straight to the catch screen.>>59217432Same; the only person that gives a shit about me outside my immediate family is this autistic guy I do trades with every now and then. Could be worse though, at least I have you guys.
>>59216773Placeholder for Z-moves? Raid vs. Totem Pokemon? Or could be Terastallizing and new tier being Tera raids
>>59217887Oh that does remind me of the gay z move dances
Guess Gofest will be normal Zeraora and shiny Volcanion since they just gave it out
>open phone this morning, local dynamax spot has a Shuckle with 20 seconds until it refreshes>it turns into a dynamax I'd actually want to do (Chansey)>like 5 seconds later the Chansey gets replaced with another ShuckleEbin, I love dynamax mondaysWhy would anyone ever want to fight loads of shuckles? like genuinely, I don't understand Mondays
>>59216689if you leave the group they will still have registered 499 pokemon caught lmao
>>59217922why? why not?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMX00jdY5AU
>>59217887If Z-move necrozma becomes a separate thing like G-max exclusives I'll riot
sex with female grunt
>>59216773Reminds me of those awful Nintendo DS games where you had to blow into the microphone to inflate a balloon or whatever, and you'd see kids loudly going "PPPFFFTFTFFFFFF" at restaurants with no self awareness. But it's going to be grownass adults this time.I ain't doing this
>>59218322Are you the same damn person in the 40k general that spams "Sex with Elves"?
japan got defibrillators as sponsored pokestops
sex with airplanes
>>59216773spoofbros we won
>>59219019have spoofbros ever lost?
A japanese just gave me a shiny farfetch'd from kanto! She didn't even have anything listed for trade until today
>>59219054are those regional somehow i have a shiny one too, but i am not from kanto
>>59219063Kanto ones are regional to Japan.
Me like, too bad you're useless otherwise
Mega Falinks May 23rd.
>>59219292hate this redditmon and its shilling
>>59219292who is the guy behind
>>59219323That's John Go
>>59219292ok everyone pretend to be surprised
>>59219323idk but he's on my friendslist
>>59219352He's so cool
>>59219292This guy walks up to your GF, slaps her ass, then lifts his phone in the air to do a Z-move. What do you do?
>>59219400Swipe his phone while he's holding it up like a dumbass.
>>59219400I do the Z-move as well but I challenge him to PvP best of 5 after we are done with mewtwo
>events have been SO FUCKING SHIT i almost have enough f2p coins for the 99 raid packlollmao
>>59216918Colors you faggots, which one it is?
>>59219400Punch him in the groin
>>59216689Damn, I was going to complain but it's nothing like that
>finally got my 5/15/15 carbinkfeels good man
>>59219521unfriend the 23 immediately
>>59219292Will this be a super mega?They introduced super megas like 2 months ago and that's it. An entirely newly designed feature and we're only gonna interact with it like 4 times per year.
>>59220219You can't handle the mega4 dripfeed
>>59220219what do you think
>>59220219all the za megas will be super and you better expect mewtwo will be too
>>59220255mewtwo is my favorite ZA mega
>>59218681
>>59220219It was specifically announced in the news announcement it'll be super mega raids.
I don't know why I didn't check the stats at the time but this Chik is better than I thought. Is Mega Meganium off the table?
im retardedi didn't know remote trades was a "shop" system for forever friends. i thought it's something you had to coordinatefucning hell
>>59220969>He didn't have anything taggedLMAO
>10th forever friend obtained>4 have no tags even now after a month when can we pull this rerun off the air
>only open gifts for lucky rolls or with female avatars>laugh as the males enter the humiliation ritual by opening my gifts everyday and me never opening theirs
>>59221183I keep sending gifts with stickers to female avatars but they never notice me :(
>>59221217not everyone is destined for greatness
>>59221224
i have two pokestops at my house (and an autocathcer) so i can easily gather enough gifts to end to all my friends :)then i sort by 'interactable" and open the gifts from there
>>59221183For me it's not even intentional, women just go out of their way to send unique gifts which I enjoy browsing sometimes while taking a shit. Meanwhile most of the guys just send the same picnic table or pavilion for the umpteenth time
>>59221280you WILL open my trail markers
>>59221286And I will enjoy the items or stardust obtained from them, but they have no place in my scrapbook full of History, Nature, and the Arts
I just pin all of it for the vivillion candy, trail markers, public bathrooms, the bus stop that anon keeps sending
it feels weird using elite tms for pvp pokemon only because i can just teleport to nyc to get guaranteed full raids
>>59221608what the fuck else are you supposed to use elite tms on
>>59221619that's why this shit's weird
Currently in a war over holding 2 different gyms in my neighborhood at 2:45 in the morning and this has been going on for at least 45 minutes
>>59221756ur in a war against bots
>>59221840No I'm not I could see one of the people who was trying to take the gym and the other guy probably lives next to it because hes a regularly around these gyms
>>59219447I don't raid locally anywhere near enough to ever need the 99 pass box, but yeah the last few months have been so shit I've accumulated enough coins for ~18 remote passes myself. Haven't spent a coin, only done one remote (Gmax Gengar).Hopefully I'll have enough for some good shit by the time they actually add something (May is looking dire, might be nothing of note until Go Fest)
Worm is raid locked?
>>59221897Go to bed, anon.>2 different gymscan't you just settle on one each, and get your daily coins? I don't get the people who get autistic about owning as many gyms as possible, you get literally nothing out of it
>>59221918First of all, I have 5 other gyms besides these two. Second of all it was me and 2 other people (1 at each gym). Third of all it's about status and territory. I MUST put my squirtle squad squirtles in all gyms every single night
>>59221929>my squirtle squad squirtlesoh it's you, that explains the autistic behaviorwell it's been a few hours, did they give up anon?
>>59221936One of them did, the other guy I let win because he probably spent 10 golden razz and probably lived right next door
If you have designated healing and defensive dynamax mons is there any reason to unlock the healing and shield max moves on your attackers?
>>59221946>Level up a Max Move n timesmight as well...
>>59221973Is that a future research or something? Wouldn't it be better to just do that on bad mons whose candy ill never use otherwise
>>59221981It pops up here and there, like timed research for GMAX events or some level up busywork.>muh candyIt's not hard to farm them for most things
>>59221983But theres no real practical purpose right? I'm not likely to ever to use max shield on my gigantamax gengar am I?
>>59221993Could still be situationally usefulLike a last mon standing or when it's your best bet to tank fighting moves
>>59221946Don't level anything besides attack on your attacker mons. It's a massive waste of xl candy and star dust. You'll never use your attackers to tank.Only except is like Zacian because Zacian can outperform Zamazenta as a tank against dragons.
>>59221997>>59221998Word, thanks guys I appreciate it
>>59221998>It's a massive waste [] star dust.Brainlet take, only the dogs use dust for move level ups and they are generally useful for them
>>59222004>>59222000Still a waste of XL candy on something that you'll never use. Your gmax Intelleon will never ever ever be useful as a tank, so don't bother leveling it as one. There is no point. It will just get one shot through the shields even with a dodge against anything actually strong like a dmax legendary or a gmax. And if you're struggling against anything else you're doing something wrong.
>>59222054>Your gmax IntelleonOh no, however will I get a surplus of Sobble XLs.Surely the CD that will happen this year will not improve on the stock of hundreds I already have.Gotta waste particles to catch another shitmon to waste more shit on
>>59222059I just stack up all my particles into a giant pile so I can do more gmax or max legendary raids when those come around. Seems like a way better allocation of resources than maxing out shit you will literally never use.
>>59222092>I'll just skip the mandated research tasks that require leveling up max movesgenius
>>59222109Nigger stop grasping at straws to try and save whatever retard point you're making. You do shit like that once, and ideally in the cheapest method possible like leveling up the first level on a bunch of different mons.
>>59220705My daily hatch was the same, but not as good as yoursAlways nice to get a surprise shiny (I didn't even go out today, I'm sick, gps drift finished off the hatch)
>>59222167At no point I was arguing that this a general requirement you reading impaired moron.Stop hallucinating a straw man just because your casual ass has issues getting a couple XLs when you don't even knew how leveling up moves worked in the first place.
>>59222181My advice was better than yours for someone who's clearly new.
Don't forget to open y>>59222175our Meltan Boxes for shiny Meltans
>>59222200I don't have a meltan box, I should probably look into that though thank you
First pokemon of the day was a shiny
Is there any reason to keep my unowns
>>59222259maybe for remote trades, otherwise not really
Why don’t they just remove fucking showcases at this point
>>59222285Forgot the pic
>>59222285GO out and catch more pokemon, anon!
>>59222291Good, tired of you faggots hogging 1st place
>Melt'n Time>no GMAX Melmetalboo
>>59221946if you are regarded you can level up a guard on your attacker so that it guarantees that your side be targeted for an individual move right after max phase>>59222202all you need is a nintendo account so dust off that pocket camp or fe shadows to register for pokemon home and then you "link" (its not a bind, just a login) to your pogo account and then you can just send junk
>>59222285There should be more showcases.They should be nightly.There should be showcases for Smaller pokemon and I don’t know why this is still not a thing.
>>59222291My local showcase has been "who has the biggest Exeggute" for the past month (it's not me), I wish they were more varied or something.Different locations, different metrics tracked.
>>59222350Thanks, though I had already set it up, currently 40 minutes into the meltan box (no shiny yet)I had like 5 meltan candy and can now evolve one, so that's cool at least
How good is melmetal?
>>59222361At some point they changed the scoring system so it would be counted against the species and not across all species, so there wouldn't be only Celesteela winning her types' showcases etcAnd they failed at the task monumentarilyThe fact that we still don't have small showcass is hilarious, how much time has passed since showcases were added as a feature?