Post retro shops.
>>11044785bewbs
>>11044785i never get why hammers are an anti-air weapon.that should have been arrows. fire-oil pots should have worked like magic to kill Gargoyles.
Literally a happy merchant
>>11044785Playing this game alone is......not fun.Literal quarter-muncher
>>11045048It is actually fairly designed but there's no actual indication on how you're supposed to play or how anything works. I still have no idea why teleport seems to have a random internal cooldown.
>>11044785
>>11045048I beat this game alone many many times.Literally git gud
>>11044785this shop npc is what they used to attract the og neckbeards back in the day?
>>11046009Doubtful, since she's only present in one optional shop near the end of the game and not shown in the attract mode.
Was Forgotten Worlds shop girl the first one, pretty sure she was and she was even in Namco x Capcom.
Fine thread, except for shitpost. Thirty crowns.
>>11044785>>11046295>>11046728How do cuties like these get in the arms trade anyway?
>>11046827they know hardened warriors are often shy and autistic around women.
>>11046827It's the mixture of the desire to have cool weapons and the desire to impregnate cute animu grils.
Bombs?
>>11046827Same reason customer service uses women, it's a financial boon and guys want to look like bigshots and spend when around attractive women.
>>11044785Sex with shopkeepers
Pumpkin Shop makes me smile.
Ill take the hole in the wall please.
>>11046728
>>11048798kek
>>11048342first one that came to mind
>>11049136wat gemu
>My prices are more than fair, friend!
>be a kid in the 90s>be gay>favorite part about playing Oregon Trail 2 is shopping>buys shit like grandfather clocks to put in wagon>dies of starvation 1 week later>worth it
>>11049514Stop being gay.
>>11048447vidya first fap
>>11046827Hired because they need the money, she sucks the dick of the man running the operation for a good pay and in turn she pulls in men to the establishment
>>11048447>>11050890yooooo forgot about thisyeah I cracked to it too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-3vC_cJXds
>>11044928They sell you masksPeter panPut them on if you canPlay again some other dayTingle will sell you a mapKnock him out of the skyHe's an older fellowNever got off the ground figurativelyLiterally high as a kitePick a peck piper of purple pickled peppercornSell your soul?Just try notWhy rotIt's just like a video gameEveryone's a robotA sad happy robotPlay forever and ever todayWhile awayHours passed in the glassThou art sand anywaywheNeverland
>>11049314Garage: Bad Dream Adventure
>>11050701>images you can hear
>>11051103Sounds like the Super Hang on shop.
>>11052003Yeah early Genesis games liked to reference Fantasy Zone. Opa-Opa shows up in Arnold Palmer Tournament Golf lmao
>>11046827>>11051062Have some respect, her dad owns the shop.
>here's your fucking money.Yeah thanks for shopping at Pawn-O-matic
famibot has arrived
>>11054058Retard
>>11053840how lucky, i was just looking for an hot vampire lady.
This one is Shops - The Game
I'll get some Cardass from the dispenser while I'm at it
Your entire home is a shop
This one is from Utsurun Desu for Famicom. Nothing remarkable, aside from the fact that you can DIE in one of these. Shops in video games are expeted to be safe spots for the player, but then again this game, as well as its source material, is one hell of a shitpost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATBlIUEo5qcI would stay a while just to listen to the music
>>11044785That is one super erotic filter. What is it?
>>11055837https://pastebin.com/SnHiX0RB
>hire Satoshi Urushihara to do promo art for your game>game is cancelled
>>11046295Kino
>>11053380>Steel BarThis name always bugged me. I kept thinking it was a club of some kind. If they were dealing with a 10 letter limit, they could have just renamed it something like "Iron Claw."
>>11053823Whoever thought that was an acceptable font deserves a kick in the balls
>>11059658Thankfully, translation lets you easily switch fonts ingame.
>>11046826This is the one
>>11044785>YUH ONLEH NEED ONE COIN
>>11059794Of all these shop girls this one is the most vicious.
>>11048641Me too, anon
>Despite hy looks, I'h a skilled blackshith. Throw he a sword and a bit of honey, and I'll forge it for you.What did she mean by this?
>>11060404>>11061513durr
>>11056601What is Wonder Momo doing here? Was this some collaboration between Sega and Namco?
>>11059648what the fuck is a steel bar? They could have just made it one word SteelClaw
>>11061764No, it was a collaboration between Sega and NEC Avenue. An ostrich in shades and other creatures on the counter are certainly a reference to their game Splash Lake.
>>11061783Vintage 90s Japanese game magazines must be amazing to read.
>>11061898Sorry, anon, most are incredibly bland in terms of layout and text, usually with tiny screenshots. PC Engine fan is like that. They're still worth looking at, though, so see what was being talked about and to see the huge full or double-page illustrated adverts for the games of the day, usually with lots of sweet artwork.
>>11046883river city ransom has a lot of sovl. i love the "free smile"
>>11061783>No, it was a collaboration between Sega and NEC Avenue.Ah, I get it. Still, what is Wonder Momo doing there, then? She's a Namco character and yeah, she had her game ported to PC Engine.
>>11062539Wonder Momo has long wavy hair and wide cheeks. The unnamed Weponalds employee has a much shorter straight hair and thinner face.
>>11062362loved rage of mages and the unbelievable expensive weapons.
>>11045048It physically mangled and ate your quarters with it’s mouth?
These are too tier.Dozens of images saved.Thanks anons
Not all shopkeepers are good ones. I was looking at this new homebrew horizontal shoot 'em up for the Mega Drive that has the most amazing Amiga Demoscene-tier graphics and imagery, but this shopkeeper made me spit out my coffee, no joke. This tremendous prancing la-di-da-di fruit actually makes Xandir from Drawn Together look like 80's Link. I'm sorry, but there is such a thing as a character design being "Too Much".This nigga zesty. This nigga moist. This nigga dances at the other end of the ballroom. This nigga lifts shirts. This nigga's headlights are on. This nigga gardens uphill. This nigga lives an "alternative lifestyle". This nigga has an extended family that have chosen to "love him from a distance". This nigga's a Friend of Dorothy. This nigga feels the love that dare not speak its name. This nigga has an amazing skincare routine and he's not spilling his secrets to ANYONE. This nigga has sworn allegiance to the Uranian Brotherhood. This nigga partakes in the French Vice. This nigga is conversational in Polari, and is currently studying to become fluent. This nigga is here on a daytrip from Sodom. This nigga takes the wrong bus. This nigga picks Yoshi in Mario Kart.
It reminds me i loved the butterfly-girl shopkeeper in blue's journey on neo geo. <3
>>11064987>This nigga is conversational in Polari, and is currently studying to become fluentAudible kek
>>11064987would
>>11046295sylphie a cute.it's neat that she showed up and was usable in those X games
>>11065813She was one of the most powerful characters in NamcoXCapcom IIRC.
>>11064987>Twink elf with frecklesHe will bare me many a child.
>>11062362>It costs over 300,000 gold just to exit the shop
>>11064987what's name of the game?
>>11066801Stops people from window shopping
I always thought the Item Shop in Ixataka was a cool little location and the Daughter was pretty cute in Skies of Arcadia.
>>11054089This one is Le Happy Merchant - The Game
>>110449281 of the coolest Zelda characters
https://youtu.be/lLVRRXLafS8
>>11059794Fucken microtransactions ruining my videa gaem
>>11066820Is this nethack? I have only played rogue.
>>11059658Okay zoomie. The only reason you think that is because they didn't teach you cursive in elementary school like the rest of us.
>>11066814ZPF
>>11064987>This nigga picks Yoshi in Mario Kart.I'll bet he doesn't even pay his taxes.
>>11067117Yeah. I haven't played Rogue - NetHack and ADOM are the ones I got into deeply for a while. They are both awesome but can be annoyingly obtuse once you start trying to actually win them. I eventually shifted over to the (non-"retro") Tales of Maj'Eyal and never went back.
what was the point?
