What's the best versions of these games
I considered playing this but stopped because I don't think I'm at the point in my life where I should be simulating a daughter yet, so I played Silhouette Mirage instead.
>>11229898Princess Groomer 5 (yes it's retro) is the only game worth playing in this meme series
>>11229898For PM2, I still play the abandonware DOS version because apparently the Steams version removed the porn and cheat shops.
>>11229898Reminder that The Associated Press found it necessary to run an article on the Princess Maker series which ran in hundreds of newspapers around the country. Some versions ran with a PM2 and others with a PM3 screenshot.
>>11230389Version with PM2 screenshot.>>11230248Given the genuine interest in the game, not releasing the English DOS version was a huge mistake. It would have been a cult hit.
>>11230248There was never any porn in the game to begin with.Innocent nudity ≠ porn
>>11230407It's retarded to call it porn but it definitely had a lolicon audience in mind
>>11229958>>11229995I've been interested in this game for a decade since it reminded me of that one gamecenter cx episode where the guy plays the quiz game raising some. My Angel or something. But it's a you know, quiz game>>11230248Yeah I'm asking after realizing that version has silly levels of censorship
Where can I obtain this game uncensored? Obviously steam version is going to be shit.
>>11230808Simple internet searches will find you both the game and the patch. It is not a hard game to find.
>>11230827I'm retarded though
>>11230248>>11230808There are cheat codes if you get the DOS version running. I've made a save file to mess around with the cheat shop while the game was running on original hardware (a Windows 95 booted into DOS)https://tcrf.net/Princess_Maker_2_(DOS)>tfw still haven't used the nakedness code because I'm not a lolicon
>>11230471Not *just* a quiz game, an arcade game at that
>>11230389>>11230393Now this is real journalism>trying to explain loli in a newspaper lol>>11230857Those were real popular in Japanese arcades back then for some reason, there's one mixed with dating sim elements
>>11229958I don't think you will ever need to train your daughter how to fight rpg monsters irl
>>11230832>English translation mostly completedParts of it still aren't?
>>11233006I think it's referring to the fact that the translation wasn't proofread, so there are a (literal) few typos. TCRF saying that it isn't complete is really just them being OCD though, every last bit was translated, even well-localized in my opinion
games? you mean menu clickers right?
>>11233372>you mean menu clickers right?So it's an RPG?
I want to say Shii (ex 4chan admin) had this hosted, the filename was like PMAKER2.ZIP and it was just the original English translation, uncensored. Just werked without DOSBox even.Had that translator's secret shop so you could feed your princess milk and then look at her enlarged boobies. I'm sure the official releases are censored to hell, but if that file is still around someone please post it!
>>11233428Die pedo cunt.
>>11233431I only looked at her enlarged boobies when the in-game age variable was the age of consent where I live.
>>11233379>it's an RPGreduced down to the worst parts yah
>>11233428Man I remember going on shii's site a lot when I was 15 and seeing him talk about touhou and nijiura maids, but I think it went down around 11 years ago. I don't know if that site is still up but I guess it's time to download dosbox anyway since I doubt it >Had that translator's secret shop so you could feed your princess milk and then look at her enlarged boobies. holy based>I'm sure the official releases are censored to hell, but if that file is still around someone please post it!Even though there's big tits and cleavage, there's a lot of the nonsexual nudity like sunbathing and swimming that got covered up. Usually I don't care but why not just play the original at this rate
>>11233428Wasn't a translator's shop. It's been found in Japanese versions of the game as well, just has a different method of accessing it.
>>11231697>I don't think you will ever need to train your daughter how to fight rpg monsters irlTomorrow news: Anon's daughter in coma after encountering angry wild boar.
>>11233367Supposedly the vast majority of the endings weren't translated before the English/DOS version devs went bankrupt, and as a result, most endings are just slideshows with no text.
>>11229898The evangelion one
It's like incest.
>>11229898Why is PM3 so slow??
>>11235103Hot
>princess groomer
Anyone played 1, or the other games? How are they?
>>11236564It's commonly accepted that 2 is the best game in the series. Like, not even because it's the only one the English speaking audience had access to for a long time, it's viewed as the best in Japan too.
>>11237405But there is an important fact: The girls have different levels of cuteness
>>11229898>start a new game>daughter does a couple flawless Farm jobs in the first month>immediately becomes rebellious>forget how to properly discipline her>get ROFLstomped by batnigga during first Errantry on month 4>alt+F4I don't wanna hafta bust out the stratergy guide, but the only thing I remember is "Sensitivity BAD".
>>11239135If sensitivity is her highest stat then there's always a chance that she'll run away from home and waste an entire month. You can prevent this by having at least one stat be higher.She becomes rebellious when her stress is higher than her morals or faith (whichever of those is higher). You can have her work at the church to increase those stats and give you some more leeway, but allowing her to be rebellious can actually be beneficial.Last time we had a thread I shared my early game strat which is primarily based on this "feature". Here it is again: rentry.org/pm2strat
>>11233006>>11233367>>11234289Some endings give you an error message followed by an empty text box. You still get the gist of it though.
Was princess maker 3 the one with the short haired cutie? I remember trying to play it way back in the day, but it's hard not knowing Japanese.
>>11230808https://files.catbox.moe/96v1xi.7z
>>11240336>She becomes rebellious when her stress is higher than her morals or faith (whichever of those is higher).Thanks much, anon. I've learned the hard way in the past how much Sensitivity fuckin' SUCKS, but completely forgot how Stress affects her besides maybe making her sick if it gets too high.>rentry.org/pm2stratLegeeeeend.
>>11230389>"To play this game means to do something you want to but can't," Mr. Akai said. "It's impossible in reality for fathers to interfere with their daughters, because the daughters would complain."Did this guy make this game as a wish fulfillment of wanting to control every aspect of his daughter's life?
Haven't played it in forever, but I remember this game having some pretty good music.
>>11235103It's okay, the gods approve.
>>11244080Most of the Princess Maker games have daughters with short hair, which grows out as they grow up.The only ones that don't are 1's daughter, which stays short through her life, and 2's daughter, which starts long and stays long.
>>11247642What do I do with this info
>>11249278Whatever you want. I answered your question. The answer is "All of them except 2, but only for a limited time except for 1."
>>11249278Beat your meat, stupid!
Yu-no now this shit wtf is wrong with japs
>>11244259The perfect female is fictional and yes, fully controlled and molded by our will.>>11251835Get filtered plebby, go watch Marvel or whatever other American shit pollutes your mind.
>>11229898Given how much groomers anime fans are, and how this has art by Gainax, I am shocked how little PM book scans there are.
>>11253564I didn't even know there were any
>>11254110There's a surprising amount.
>>11254110The game got a lot of ports, and pretty much every version got a guidebook. We're in a golden age of book scanning, so maybe?
>>11255026Another one. This fan site lists all of them for each game. http://www.princessmakercollection.com/pm2introfr.html
>>11253564>Given how much groomers anime fans areLook at the archived version of this thread to see all those posts with evidence that they aren't.
>>11231697how will she stop rapists then?
>>11229898SNES
>>11230248>removed the porn and cheat shopsso it's betterI'll buy that one
>>11236564Princess Maker 1 (Refine) is pretty bad and will feel like a prototype if you have already played 2, but you can take a look at it if you like the series. You can also beat up the daughter and send her to work on an actual brothel.
I want to know more about my own adventures with the elder dragon.
>>11257403Enormous? But her bust stays the same size in the art no matter how many titty pills you feed her.
>>11257736The art is limited, your imagination isn't.
>>11249278Write it down for future generations to unfold.
>>11257802As a retard, my imagination IS limited. Show me the anime titty.
>>11235103Fun for the whole family?
>>11257736The number you see in her body measurements doesn't really matter. There is a hidden breast size parameter, that you can see in one of the cheat shops, which ranges from 1 to 3 and determines whether her breasts are small, medium or large, and that's what affects the dialogue with the dragon and how she talks about herself. If you give her a pill that value just gets set straight to 3 (the PM wiki says it's increased by one but that's wrong), so giving her more than one pill doesn't do anything. And she can also just be a 3 naturally as the value is set randomly when you start a new game, in which case even one pill doesn't change anything.
>>11259491Sneaky...
>>11255315You just loli is good to jerk off to. Not that it was the pedophillic
>>11260916Again please? With grammar this time.