I fucking hate this guy. Why is he always so angry?
>>11247832Because he's chained up? Free him and he gives you a star in gratitude.
>>11247841Once. You should be able to feed him
>>11247832Imagine the porn there must be out there of this thing going up your ass
>>11248001is there a chain chomp princess crown?
Imagine being a ball thing with teeth and eyes, and being chained up to a stump, getting harassed by a little funny italian guy. You'd be mad too
>>11247841Who knew Mario would make metaphors to western race relations
>>11248009Don't!
Pitbulls of the mario universe
>>11247832Purely economic reasons
>>11251829lmao
>only chain chomp in the gamenever thought about this before. btw fun fact: in mario 3 the chain chomps will break free if you keep them on the screen for like a full minute
what about marty? What was his problem?
>>11251827They don't snap your pet Yoshi's spine though.
>>11248009yup
>>11248086getting harassed? i'm walkin' here! that mutt is harassing ME
>>11248086he's not funny you stupid wop
>>11251827>chomp shark relentlessly follows baby mario
>>11247832because he's got all them teeth but no toothbrush to brush em
>>11251843That reminds me, why were there only four Thwomps in the game?