>>11354587>this will filter retardsnearly 30 years later, it did
>My customers are intelligent and literate.
>You see kid, there are MALE controls and FEMALE controls..
He was thinking that Treasure would make the best game ever with that controller in mind
>>11354592So you're holding onto the controller's dong?You're holding two dongs when playing Goldeneye?
1 handle for dpad games, 1 handle for stick games
>>11354592What the fuck, dude?
>>11354605>By 1997 there were games that utilized bothProbably should have taken it as a warning
>>11354587>Let's make a controller that can be held variably for different types of games. Noone will have a problem with finding the right way to grip it.And he was right, noone did.Only far later on the web retards started spewing that hilaaarious>lolol for aliums xD"nonsense.
This entire website would almost be tolerable if retards didn’t reply to really bad obvious bait threads.
>>11354623>NooneWhy is everyone misspelling "no one" now? it's just one of those jokes like confusing you're with your?
>>11354642>now?You havent been paying attention
>>11354593Is the N64 or Dreamcast version better?
>>11354623>noone didIs that why nobody cared to imitate the almighty Nintendo controller?
He is a visionary and saw the future. Nintentroons can shove it up their disgusting wound
>>11354642This is happen with all languages. It's not a case of your/you're trolling.Languages that combine words are having people start splitting them up because they keep reading english, languages like english that don't combine most words are starting to combine them because foreigners keep making mistakes and its tripping up young natives as they also absorb other people's mispellings.
>>11354684>Is that why nobody cared to imitate the almighty Nintendo controller?sony did when they added a stick to their controller
>>11354680Superficially, Dreamcast: it has "better graphics", "better sound", a few more boss fights (though N64 has at least one exclusive boss as well), and less slowdown.But N64 has different graphics, they look more like a traditional retro 2D game, dc bangai-O feels more "flash game"-like (though a high quality flash game). I also like the Bangai-O sprite on N64 more. DC has more sound effects, more voice clips, and different music, but at the same time N64 also has exclusive music.DC is a remake in not only everything from graphics to sound, but also game system, it's overall easier than the N64 original, and the scoring isn't as deep, which is the main reason the N64 remains the best for me.DC is good for getting into Bangai-O and N64 original better for when you're already familiar with it. Another factor is the controls. Using the face buttons to fire in all directions on DC is fine but the game was originally made for using the left-hand position on the N64 controller, so you can move with the dpad and shoot with the stick in 360 degrees, while also having easy access to the bomb with the Z button. You can choose to use the regular hand position and use C buttons to shoot, but once the left position clicks it's no going back.It's the one the devs recommend on the game's manual.
>>11354587N64 joystick was designed by someone who had never played a video game that wasn't made by NintendoIt's not like analog joysticks were a new thing, they'd been around on various home computers for over a decade by then! All Nintendo had to do was minituarize one of the existing designs which is basically what Sony ended up doing.But no, instead they went with the upside-down ball mouse that grinds itself to dust.
>>11354587The only really bad thing about it is that the stick fucking sucks.
>>11354694analog sticks were always here
>>11354703how many games supported analog sticks though? from what I'm reading they were used almost exclusively for flight sims and a real bitch to calibrate before win95
>>11354587
any good reproduction n64 controllers that work on pc? preferably as close to the original design as possible
>>11354709the 2600 uses digital inputs
>>11354703>But no, instead they went with the upside-down ball mouse that grinds itself to dust.The sensitivity of a brand new analogue stick false very quickly, within weeks or even days of hard playing. However, it remains a little limp forever. It never gets so bad that you just can't play with it.
>>11354710Calibration wasn't too bad usually. It was per game and every game did it its own way but usually it was just center your stick, push it top left, bottom right and that's it. Deadzone settings was the biggest issue in my opinion as there was no standard for what was acceptable.And you're right in that there wasn't a whole lot of use besides flight sims, the occasional 3D racing game and the rare but highly enjoyable mech and tank games.
>>11354616>MALE and FEMALEwhat, such a difficult concept to grasp? no wonder the n64 dong filters so many....
>>11354642Honestly it's an understandable mistake because "nobody" and "everybody" are both one word and the correct spellings. Why is "noone" wrong but "nobody" is correct?
>>11354642If "nobody" is correct then "noone" is as well.If they want to somehow declare the latter one incorrect they can suck my dick.
>>11354694>sornystrange how years later the ds4 demanded that same 90 degrees thumb position you see in the OP pic, uncomfortable asf.
>>11354709That's not analog, it's digital.
>>11354743>Who did this?>Noone>Noon what? I said who, not when>Noone>...
Analog sticks were a mistake all along
They originally planned on making 2D games as well, so you would use the D-pad to play SNES-style games on the N64. They ended up making a shit ton of 3D games instead so the D-pad is useless.
>>11354731Is the rumble pak slot the anus?
>>11354690>This is happen
>>11354587Was I the only person who read the manual that came with their N64, and learned about the different positions the controller was designed to be held in?
>>11354709Not even the same thing, but even if it was, Sony launched their console without a stick and then immediately revised it after Nintendo launched their console which had one.
>>11354703These shits don't self center and require weird centering deadzone adjustments. They did well to not pay any attention.
>>113545878bitdo gonna save us
>>11354587At least they put in an analogue stick on their base controller.Sony didn't and it was the main hardware design fail of the PS1, ruining an entire generation of 3D games with shitty dpad controls
>>11355525Everyone who actually owned an N64 knew about how to use the controller, this is just a common “Nintendo bad” console warrior shitpost.
Fighting game filth aka the advocates for d-pads and face buttons. By not forcing the stick people might prefer it. Have to take into account there will always be people who complain. Eg there was someone who complained about some people and I planting a community garden around a library. Said unsightly. There'd be some dickhead in the world that whined about the grips not being big enough for his arsehole. Some spammers on /v/ try to gain recruits for their dpad fanclub.TLDR: Make it a treat instead of all that is available and people go oh wow instead of aww.
>>11355597um. what?anon are you ok, do you need a hug?
>>11354587How come whenever you guys get btfo in a thread you start a new one like your going to get another shot at the argument? There is only like 20 of us on this board. We're going to notice
Simple fact is, stick=3d, dpad=2d, and the console could have had both types of games, but not at the same time. So why not give the controller "modes" as well.>>11355597My man, "fighting game filth" didn't even exist back then, it was just another genre people liked, not the same retards of today.
>>11355608Is it weird that I completely understand what he's saying?>make the d pad viable for all games>the analog stick will seem like a bonus alternative that you aren't forced to use>no more crying about the stickNot that I agree with him. The analog stick was a big selling point
>>11355479Language is a art.Didn't you knew?
>>11355907>This is happening*FixedLanguage mistakes you mean.
>>11355556Wish they’d make a damn receiver Also: >>11355555
>>11354587>"Nobody has 3 hands and they're clearly grips, so people should be able to intuitively how to hold and develop games for this controller."And he was mostly right.
>>11354587He was thinking that Americans wouldn’t be too retarded to understand how to hold it since Japanese children had no issue. He overestimated you.
>>11354690ESL, that's exactly what apostrophes are for. You can use the apostrophe to combine two words. >don't = do not>won't = will not>ain't = ain't a word
>>11354587This image is a joke but then you realize this is how playstation players have actually had to posture their thumb for the last 27 years
>>11354587>uuugh, whatever, can we just get this over with so I can go get drunk and pay some school girls to suck my tiny dick?
>>11354591>literateVideo Games are not books!
>>11354587Finally, a controller for me.
>>11354642They're simply paying respects to Peter Noone.
