You won a week long all expenses paid vacation in one of the following universes. That being; Classic Sonic, Classic Megaman, or Mario. Which will you pick?
Mario if it's Sunshine
>>11388607i think sonic would not be a good place to be if your not sonic the hedgehog, you would have trouble moving anywhere. Megaman you are constant harassed by killer robots and in mario you have mutated creatures and a crazy magic guy trying to enslave you.
>>11388614Station Square is pretty cozy
Sonic. We don't really know what Marios "universe" is other than the autistic Mushroom Kingdom populated entirely by mushrooms and turtles, and Mega Man's is just like our world but in the future with terrorist robots.Sonics isn't well defined within the games, but there's hot anthro girls, and if I could be an anthro weird thing too, well, I'd date them.
>>11388623Peach's castle is pretty cozy
>>11388607Mobius
>>11388607Basically comes down to if you want to be a sexpat lusting after female Toads, furries or Roll.
>>11388706I feel like female Toads would be the most willing to have casual sex with a mysterious human stranger, especially given how gaga they all are for Mario.I imagine they'd be very judgey about the size of your "Mushroom" though.
>>11388710There is a 100% chance you catch a fungal infection from them.
>>11388607MM without question
>>11388607in which universe do you have the best chance to get laid?
>>11388607I want to learn some of that Mega Man universe tech and bring it back. Even their shitty trash mob robots BTFO Elon's mechanical turk bullshit.
>>11388607obviously it would be for sex tourism purposes to let's inspect each in turn.>classic Mario: Yoshis are pretty fuckable, points there. you would have a mix of male and female options.classic Sonic: Amy is really the only choice you've got.classic Mega Man: no options. i'm not gonna fuck Cutman. fucking any robot master would be rough on the penis.Mario has the wider variety, Mario is the best choice.
>>11388607Isle Delfino is peak vacation kino
>>11388607Is this before, during, or after the events of the g*mes?
>>11388839Top Man is your master now ;)
>>11388706>Basically comes down to if you want to be a sexpat lusting after female Toads, furries or Roll.What if I want all of them?
sonic
>Mario is a bunch of Toads all over the place>Sonic is just fruity woodland animals and loops>Megaman is a world where any appliance is liable to go haywire and attack youNone of them.
>>11388607Megaman is probably the safest bet while Wily is in jail.Bowser and Eggman randomly wrecking shit around because they can would be no fun.
>>11388607Mega Man's universe has the coolest tech but it's constantly under attack by Wily's forces. Mario's universe seems like the biggest chill on peaceful days but the Koopa Troop is a nightmare. I think I'll hand it to Sonic's universe for the best of both worlds with the biggest survival rate for an average human. Usually Eggman's out tormenting some stupid animals on some dumbfuck island in the middle of nowhere, so basically the animals are fucked like they are in the real world but that doesn't concern me because I'm an asshole.
>>11388623>We don't really know what Marios "universe" is other than the autistic Mushroom KingdomAnd Dinosaur Land. And Sarasaland. And Diamond City. And Honeyhive Galaxy... anonI agree they looks kinda same-y but it's not like entire territory around Mushroom Kingdom is uncharted.Still, I'd prefer Sonic's universe just to chill at Emerald Coast resort and fuck Amy while Sonic's out
>>11389091>Bowser and Eggman randomly wrecking shit around because they can would be no fun.Sonic doesn't give a fuck about someone's property as well. I hope owners of those cars in City Escape had insurance
>>11388607Classic Mario is the only one that give me the opportunity to see sexy princesses in bikinis.
>>11388623We know way more about the Mario Continuities than Sonic's. With Mario it's really just three main continuities with very defined maps.>Main>M&L>Paper While Sonic has the Archie comics as one, but other than that it's different with every game. Megaman on the other hand has two >Mainand things get really dark for about 200-300 years during the Maverick and Elf Wars before they get better.>net navi >>11389137nah,Wily was just dicking around with Saturday morning schemes, Sigma/Weil aren't fucking around.Honestly the most interesting would probably be the M&L continuity, but the safest would probably the NT Megaman timeline.
>>11390152Wily was the catalyst for the robot apocalypse once he got pissed off enough.
>>11390221still he showed compassion beforehand, and never went too far until the undisclosed event. He never killed a human.
>>11388613you have to option to visit one of 3 fantastical universes and you want to go to an island resort?
>>11388607>soniccan't live in the outdoors because you can't hunt and the cities are too dangerous.>megamanwouldn't be so bad after mega man 11 but your great grandchildren and their children and so on would be totally fucked.>mariounstable relations between two neighbors and the economy is in shambles.i guess mario if i can live in the beanbean kingdom or one of the odyssey kingdoms (probably cap or wooded) because they seem pretty comfy when they're not under attack.
>>11390152What makes Mario's main and M&L continuities separate?
>>11388839>Yoshis are pretty fuckableStopped reading right there. Not what I was expecting, anon.
>>11391013Bowser is too.then you've got peach on top of that.classic Mario wins by a landslide.
>>11388607>Mega ManI would probably be killed as war is constant in this universe and house hold robots turn evil on a yearly basis.>MarioI guess I would enjoy staying on Delphino Island>SonicBasically just EarthMario wins again boys.
>>11390581I don't believe the giant city flattening robot from the intro of 7 had zero casualties.
>>11390635Yeah, I've never been to one before
the koopa troop shouldn't be underestimated. bowser hires dudes to chuck iron headed hammers at citizens of the mushroom kingdom, and there are also other goons who toss boomerangs and spit fire. mushroom kingdom seems like such a pacifist pussy kingdom, no wonder bowser can just send a squad of these hammer bros to lay the hurt on anyone who gets in his way while abducting peach. mushroom kingdom is FUCKED, man
Mario. You can live out your lifelong fantasy of not being a manlet by consuming super mushrooms.
>>11388607>MarioHaving the entirety of Mario on the table seems insane? Just on that singular planet you have a ton of reasonable travel locations.>the Mushroom Kingdom>the seven SMB3 lands>Sarasaland with it's four kingdoms>Diamond City>Delfino Plaza>the Beanbean Kingdom>Rogueport>the Odyssey kingdoms>Classic SonicLimiting to just classic-era locations means you have to really enjoy camping in the wilderness.Areas mostly abandoned aside from small critters:>South Island>Flicky Island>Northstar Island>Remote Island>Coco Islandsame + difficult to even visit:>Angel Island>Little PlanetWestside Island is the best place to be for having the best nature areas (Emerald Hill, Aquatic Ruin, Hill Top, Mystic Cave, possibly Press Garden) as well as enough civilization to have well maintained locales (Casino Night, Studiopolis, Mirage Saloon)>Classic Mega ManThis is insanely tricky, because it's just our real world, with tons of robots helping society everywhere. Landmark locations start and end with Dr. Light's Lab. Most robot master stages take place in active construction, manufacturing plants, storage facilities... generally not places random people should be.There are exceptions, but they're very rare.>Wood Man's robot tree park>Blast Man's coaster place>Clown Man's circus>Blade Man's castle
>>11392528Mario is the clear winner here, especially if the RPGs are on the table. I wouldn't mind visiting one of those glitzy, mysterious metropolises in Classic Sonic, though. There's no real reason to go to Mega Man.
>>11388607All expenses? Megaman. They have super tech and I could probably get them to make me a cyborg that lives for 300 years.
>>11388607Mario seems like the comfiest to visit for awhile. Lots of natural beauty, but enough civilization you'll have plenty of food and shelter. Plenty of different places to visit. No killer robots. Mario for sure.
>>11389091Yeah, I'm of the impression that MM's world is pretty peaceful unless Wily is acting up. And even then, outside of a few occasions, it seems like a lot of the time he has his robots focus on attacking bases and not housing, and when he does attack, Mega Man clears things up in a few days.
Mario has vidya to play in his world, so that one.
>>11388749Just as great as it is in this world. Just pick your flavor.Mario World: Fuck Pauline, Peach, Daisy, or if you're kinky, maybe a Goomba. Or a Koopa Kid if you're a degenerate.Sonic World: Amy, Sally Acorn, Tails if you're gay. Or you could ignore sex and pal around with Robotnik turning woodland animals into crab-bots.Mega Man World: IDK, maybe Roll? As a robot, you could probably grope her with impunity, but she probably wasn't built with a vagina. You're better off ignoring sexual impulses and cracking open an E-Can to relax.
>>11393751>implying old man Light did not design Roll with a life-like artificial vagina
>>11393768>lifelike texture ;_;
>>11388607Mario
>>11388607I guess I would weigh up which option has the most things that are fuckable to me.>Sonic UniverseIs amy around in this classic era? if not then I don't wanna pork sonic, tails, knuckles, robotnik or any of the other freaks from spin off titles. The little critters in the robots are plain animals so that doesn't appeal. So it's pretty dry here.>Mega Man UniverseIf there are female robots or maybe sexbots in this future universe, then it could be a decent option, although I imagine it to be like DADOES? and be easy to lose interest due to them being robots and all. It will feel cold and empty, there's no warmth in this universe.>Mario UniversePeach. Peach's peach all day. Daisy/Peach 3 some. Daisy/Peach/Toadette/Birdo orgies. Let the lads join in for a cheeky gangbang. Stay in luxury at the castle hosting week-long mega orgies. Get wild and mouth fuck a thwomp or something. So many options and ways to get creative.I feel like Mario's universe is the clear winner here.
>>11393637Mega Man has Game Boys + a giant Super Nintendo found in Junk Man's stage>>11392528Breaking news: Northstar Island has more Sungazer people than just Trip
As Mario is not limited to classic Mario, I choose that. I'll stay at the Marrymore hotel the whole time and hang out with Samus
>>11388607finding decent 2D art of Pauline and Honey is a pain in the assalso finding women in the video games for Classic Megaman and Classic Sonic at all desu>captcha:WAAAP
>>11394693Oh, we're talking in terms of breeding potential to maximize your chances of your genes surviving in future generations?>MarioThis universe has decent human women, trouble is they're harder to get than real-life girls. She'll always be in another castle. Fail.>Mega ManNow you've added robots. There's -some- females but they're vastly outnumbered and there's no guarantee they even have the parts required, if we're talking Legends then sure but by that point the dominant species is something more alien than human. Fail.>SonicSurprisingly high chance of bagging a female, if you don't mind batting for furries. These humanoid animal-people bipeds are plentiful throughout this world's islands, and there's bound to be more than a few that are otaku for human continentals (just don't say you're with Robotnik). Easiest chance of finding someone who likes you for being you in the way that Amy chases Sonic, if that's your thing. Bonus: if we count other continuities like OVA and Archie, cross-breeding is indeed possible! Have a lifetime of fun with your bizarre island-paradise waifu. Win?
>>11394893>Oh, we're talking in terms of breeding potential to maximize your chances of your genes surviving in future generations?No, not at all you fucking freak, I'm not sure how you even got this impression. I just want to fuck, but you used this as an excuse to justify your furfaggotry.
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>>11395545Who WOULDN'T want to go there?
>>11395008>he doesn't fuck solely for the purpose of breedingdelightfully devilish
>>11395008Are you pretending you wouldn't wanna clap Bowser's cheeks if you were Peach?
