To be honest, I didn't really expect much from Milon's Secret Castle. It's not Mario, or Mega Man, or even Michael Jackson. It's just Milon.It's a disappointing game, one that you'd rent from the video store for a weekend, play for 5 minutes, and then return without thinking about it. And bubbles, what kind of fucking weapon is that? Why not a sword or something?But that's only the start of the shit factor, the real fuckery starts the second you hit the start button, as the first door you enter spits you right back out the same door! What the fuck, where are you supposed to go???
say the line anon
MORE LIKE MILON'S PRETTY GAS BOWL
We've reached a point where if AVGN already said something I don't want to hear it again from a nobody.
>>11392973>it's one of those 'where the fuck am i supposed to go' games
>>11395429It's too cryptic for it's own good.
>>11393015Nobodies shunning fellow nobodies because something an entertainer already said is peak weakness in sentimentality. You should take care of your station, better.
Overdone AVGN style humor aside this is one of those games I've always wanted to like because I like weird cryptic stuff and exploring but I can't get past the annoying enemies constantly respawning every few seconds.
MORE LIKE MILON'S WITTY, FAST & COOL!
