Why does he wear the mask??
>>11488801because hes shy you fucking idiot
>>11488848If you got a problem then come to my mom’s house and fight me then pussy I’ll push your shit in big time I shoot big loads too ;)
>>11488801Says its a zombie, so probably fuckugly
>>11488801why does he wear the pin that's shaped like a mask?
OH GOD PUT IT BACK ON
>>11488931He has a tiny face on his nipple which he's ashamed of
>>11488946That's funny.
>>11488801Well perhaps he's wondering why someone would make a thread before Googling it
>>11488801He is a big guy.
>>11489213For you.
>>11488801>zombiesOh shit. I never knew they were undead.
>>11489331I didn't even know he was sick
>>11490214Kek
>>11490214Let's go back in time, and kill Yume Kōjō '87
>>11488946
>>11488874whatdon't rape that guy anon
>>11488874*grabs you by the throat*back the fuck off??!
>>11489213I loved stocking up on giant eggs from these fat fucks.
What's the connection between Shyguys and Phanto?
>>11488801>Debuted in Doki Doki>Along with Bob-Omb>This makes them foreigners>One covers its entire body>One attacks by blowing itself up
I love Kathy!
>>11488801More mythology based characters in Japanese games as usual.
>>11494569Why would any creature evolve a mouth like that?
>>11494663It's not a mouth, it's a cloaca. Birdo lays eggs with it.
>>11494669Now that I'm overanalyzing this, if Birdo species has cloaca on their head, that means that there's probably no rectum on the bottom. Meaning that Birdos probably ingest food with their head openings, digest it and then vomit out excrements back though "mouth".Being Birdo is suffering.
>>11494686Isn't that what starfish do?
>>11494734jellies
>>11494686i mean, look up where a snail's anus is.
>>11488801When i saw them in the All-Stars version of Mario 2, (i didn't play The Lost Levels because it looked like it had a gross burger on it) i thought they were little Thomas the Tank Enginesdid anyone else experience this?
>>11497690Not that exactly, but I can definitely see it. They definitely seemed more squat and longer in the game.
>>11494686>Being Birdo is suffering.In an alternate universe, we humans are also cursed with this.People select their meals very carefully because of what must come later.At comic-con, mouthwash is enforced. Deodorant is a distant concern.Eventually, the "shy guy" mask is created to isolate the odors and filth and allow us to speak freely to each other again.At the cost of all emotion. At the cost of part of our humanity. We are all suffering....... did I mention the wiping?
>>11494569>birdo is a guy>but it lays eggs>but it's also one of several birdos in smb2 since there's also a red birdo and green birdo>but smb2 is also a dream
>>11497749If it lays eggs then it's obviously a female. She just "identifies" as male, whatever the fuck that even means anymore.
>>11497745>People select their meals very carefully because of what must come later.I already do that today.
>>11494686It doesn't lay eggs. Only girls can do that
>>11498820Other way around. He regurgitates and spits out the eggs he swallowed earlier with the intent of shitting them out so he could pretend he was "laying" them. It's like when trannies put ketchup on a maxi pad so they can have a period
>>11497749she's not even restrained, why is she allowing lemon in her eye? does she want to be macaroni?
>>11500024https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/61104467your guess is as good as mine; can't read moon
