Ebisumaru is the most based /vr/ character ever.
>>11509294>japanese wimpy from popeyehe'll pay you tuesday for a takoyaki today
I'm not sure you would say that if you had beaten Famicom Goemon 2
Also referenced in the two (PSX and GBA) "modern" Goemons
>>11509352More like moemon.
based on what
>>11509350maybe im actually a cute girl and i was just cursed this whole time
>>11509946He's based on a Japanese god called Ebisu who was a god of luck associated with fishermen.
>>11509294Anyone know why Japanese thieves tie this kerchief-looking thing under their noses?
>>11509946He's based on Nezumi Kozo, another mythical Japanese thief.But we all know he's series producer Etsunobu Ebisu's in disguise.
>>11509350my headcanon is ebisumaru liked being a fat ugly man so much he chose to get himself cursed again
>>11509294wrong
>>11510641that's not even the most based protagonist in that series
>>11510132I forgot how much of a fucking chad he was. Dude had a shitton of wives and divorced them all just before getting caught and executed so they wouldn't get punished along with him. It makes perfect sense why they paired with with Goemon.
>>11510132damn he even looks like that nezumi fella
>>11510119They had this handkerchief during the summer for when you're sweaty, and stereotypically Japanese robbers use it as makeshift masks, that's all I know
A new Goemon game with silly antics... Please... Konami... I beg of you... no more pachinkooooOOOOOOOO!
>>11514305Last new Goemon game(game not "game" like pachinko) turns 20 years old this year. It's never gonna happen anon
>>11509957You're a man and a man you will remain.
