Ooh banana
>>11677063If DK64 was the only video game in existence, then everyone would be happy.
>>11677063I've said this before every banana I peeled open in the last twenty-five years.
fun fact: bananas are supposed to be peeled from the bottom. its way easier and what monkeys do.
DONGDONGDON KEY KONG
>>11677063Expand dong 64 inches
>>11678385Don Keykong
banana phone
>>11679905Is that Seth Rogan?
>>11678215i'll peel your bottom little bitch
>>11678385YEAH!
>>11678385Oohkaay
>>11681543It's because movie DK has Miyamoto DK injected in his design, and Shiggy's plan is to remove all traces of Rare DK and eventually make his design the official one againThey're already replacing artwork
>>11681554because miyamoto has always hated rarehe's still mad about this crap being cancelled so rare could revolutionize gaming
>>11681591What is this? Art style looks halfway between SMW and Yoshi's Island
>>11681603Super Donkey. Cancelled game.
I love to hate this motherfucker so much
>>11678215that isn't the bottom. it points up while on the plant. the stem end is the bottom, and so are you ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvIlTo6X_gc
>>11681554just another reason to love retro games
>>11681670why does he look like that?