RetroAchievements be like>jump less than 2 times and run around in a circle around the boss at least once while using only one hand to get this achievement
achievements are 360bro shit and not retro
I've never used that shit but who even comes up with all the achievements for various games? Just a random user? How does this get approved? By whom?
>>12119298It'd be even more embarrassing if it was a Committee of Trannies approving these "achievements". Half of them like they put 0 effort or thought.
>>12119292Super Mario Bros>Its-a Start!: Complete World 1>Didn't See You There!: Jump on a Goomba>Spicy Meatball!: Get flower powerup>Bing Bing Wahoo!: Collect 1000 coins>Gotta Stick Together: Play as Luigi
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>>12119293FPBP
So is the site completely cooked or what? Last I heard, Scott the massive cocksucking coward asshole retard was employing the do-nothing and hand out RA discord badges to hope that people forget how much of a disgrace he is and tele was working on a private discord. Does anyone know if anything has happened since?
>>12119434Did Kosmic write this one
>>12119736No we don't use this site and especially don't care about whatever tranny janny drama goes on
>achievementsI don't need achievements to enjoy my games.
>>12119292Don’t forget there’s multiple achievements that have ESL grammar in the descriptions
>>12119298>>12119304Judging by the way some of them are written, semiliterate third worlders
>>12119964This. This shit's pure carrot on a stick bullshit to make you do unfun shit for a "reward" nobody cares about. I'll play my game and have fun in the process without cheevos, thanks.
>>12119292haha OP I love froggo XD
>>12120021me too!
>>12119736tele and a few others crawled back to scott for some reason. blackmail maybemods are thinking about implementing a filter system which is what bahamutvoid already suggested before he was doxxed and left the internet (but he doxxed himself you chuds)and idk what else, but yea i think they've swept this under the rug
>>12120142thx
>>12119393>>Bing Bing Wahoo!: Collect 1000 coinsThis would be a valid requirement for an achievement, if it had to be done in a single playthrough.
>>12120298You need to go back>>12120142You too
>12120323faggot
haha wow now that's fun
SAAR DO THE NEEDFUL AND REDEEM THE ACHIEVEMENTS
>>12119298just random people i guessi only looked into it once and got a sensible chuckle that there's a bunch of older Namco games with achievements set up so the point total is 765. so that's fun.
I dont care about RA at all but I think its cool that we can do shit like that with old games. I'm assuming its just looking for specific strings in RAM
>>12119292WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FROG HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?
>>12120504That's called a "reaction image". The image of sadfrog there represents the poster's emotional response to the scenario posited in the OP ("opening post").
>>12119298The answer to all is trannies
>>12119975Because Americans can't code?
>>12119292they deleted my account because I told xkeeper to kill himself. Scott is a hoe and Tele is a coward.
>>12120323Go jump in a wheat thresher
i hate what I call the "checklist" achievements that you unlock by either playing the game naturally or by completing something mundane but tedious that the original game did not intent as part of its active gameplay loop.
>>12120021samesies
>>12120341What achievements make tou purposefully lose? That's dumb as shit
>>12121287Portal 2's 'Pit Boss' cheevo
>>12119298>who even comes up with all the achievements for various gamesautists>How does this get approved? By whom?even bigger autists
>>12119292>RetroAchievementszoomers pursuing online status symbolsmake it stop.
>>12121018What about a set having one (1) checklist achievement, namely for beating the game?
>>12121729this is basically how I use it.
>>12121623but its all boomers
>>12119293Achievements are for people who actually play retro vidya. I've played most of these games countless times. Achievements just give me additional content without actually changing the game at all.
>>12121440These are exactly what achievements should be. Real achievements that you have to work for. Not ->Obtain this storyline item that you have to pick up no matter what.
>2025>still no offline-only RetroAchievementsI like the idea of optional objectives, but don't care for the social aspect of it at all.
>>12122907>notepad.exe
>>12122908Text editors can inspect the game state to track fulfilment of objectives that could be too hard for the user to track manually due to intense action in the game? Damn, technology is incredible!
>>12122913Are you incapable of remembering that you accomplished a task to later record in a text document later? Jeez thats a shame im sorry to hear that.
>>12122927Nowhere did my post say anything about remembering anything. I was talking about cases where a game's pace is so frantic it's hard to tell what happened with 100% accuracy.
>>12119292>Using RetroArch
>>>/trash/
>>12122940What achievement do you want to achieve where would you need an emulator to record that you couldn't perceive yourself? This is getting absurd.
>>12122960Scoring hits at the absolute maximum range of an attack, down to a pixel. Not falling below a HP threshold in a game where HP tends to ping pong. Doing a frame perfect waveshine in a real match.
>>12122965>Doing a frame perfect waveshine in a real matchok im done, do you think I was born yesterday and dont understand what youre doing? The xbox 360 kid meme is older than half the posters on this board at this point we all know why people want retro achievements and dont use a notepad you arent fooling anyone. Treat me with some respect as a fellow man please.
>>12122980>signed, mr. please and thanks
Why do you fags keep making threads about something that you would have to go out of your way to sign up for and activate?It's completely optional, and you would need to take steps to OPT INWhy are you so autistic?
