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>>3399234
>he plays unmodded skyrim

>>3399234
People enjoy companionship in games.

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>>3399234
>Install Mod to turn Serana into a loli
>Install Serana Dialogue overhaul to add over 1 million lines of Lore frenly dialogue lines to Serana, bringing that zombie to life
>Install mod to marry Serana
Sounds like a recipie for a happy and succesful RPG marriage. You realize Skyrim is defined as a modders-playground RPG by sub genre, right bro? The Toddster does society the valuable service of releasing a "half complete" template RPG that is very easy to upgrade and customize to fit your precise preferences and/or fetishes. Not my fault you don't even know how to play these glorious games. New Skyrim mods get released daily. Maybe learn to mod, Sir Retard?

>>3399261
>>Install Mod to turn Serana into a loli
Uhm is this legal?

>>3399264
better than the paedo acting out in real life I suppose?

>>3399234
Clever bit of posting to create a redditor containment thread, anon. Nicely done, and be sure to keep it alive, now I'm hiding it.

>>3399261
You don't mean the Serana Dialogue Addon right?

>>3399264
not in the uncivilized part of the word (the west)

>>3399234
If I remember correctly she is the only NPC in entire game that have more than 5 generic lines of characterization. It isn't hard to be the most memorable NPC when bar is set so fucking low.
>>3399264
Fuck around and find out. Depends on your local legislation and even then it is debatable. As long as you don't try to fuck the loli with mods it should be ok, but if you do then it can be classified as underage pornography that is punishable.

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>>3399280
>Serana Dialogue Addon

>>3399314
Star Wars went so deep into cringe it integer overflowed itself into kino

>>3399312
Brush, why is the west such a dump

>>3399234
Cause she has at least a single drop of personality.
And because you're character is pretty much forced to get along with her. RPG btw.
>>3399254
Looks like shit.
>>3399261
>The Toddster does society the valuable service of releasing a "half complete" template RPG
Praising a product for being incomplete and poorly made. The state of Bethesda drones these... past 10 years...

>>3399318
Nah, prequels were cringe as fuck, but they pay off with kino that is Revenge of the Sith. The end of Anakin's and Obi-Wan's fight on Mustafar is still one of the saddest things in fantasy genre.

>>3399234
Literally because they're told to.

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>>3399234
Goth Delphine is for midwits

>>3399234
Wow, people like Reddit: The Character in Reddit: The Game??
That's wild.

>>3399413
You retard. I was praising the unrivaled customization of the the product. Very easy to upgrade, unlike most RPG

>>3399314
>Serana
>hating sand
Okay based the mod is even better than I thought. Noted

>wanting used goods

>>3399234
shes hot

>>3399447
is that the bitch from bladerunner

>>3399254
>modern eyebrows
>elv*n ears
>cocksucking lips
Jesus fucking Christ

>>3399261
>turn Serana into a loli
As bad as the Skyrim manjaws were this looks even worse with that uncanny valley dollface.

>>3399261
>The Toddster does society the valuable service of releasing a "half complete" template RPG that is very easy to upgrade and customize to fit your precise preferences and/or fetishes.
Todd managed that two and a half times, failing numerous attempts. I'm past believing that his shit is half complete for any reason other than incompetence and the moddability a lucky break.
He also constantly shits out mod breaking new editions, which casts shade on the idea that he wants to make his product mod friendly.

>>3399907
>which casts shade on the idea that he wants to make his product mod friendly
It just works, people buy, money flows.

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>>3399495
Not that high of a body count compared to the average Skyrim woman, just 2 guys, Lord Harkon and Molag Bal. Not to mention the Molag Bal sex was hardly consensual on Serana's end, her dad said she HAS TO bang him so she can become an Immortal Vampire its not like she really wanted to invite this. And while she's technically not a virgin, she falls under "abused goods" I'd argue. Molag Bal + Harkon were too rough with her, paralyzed her with spells, fucked her sideways too hard for her liking, definetly pounded the literal shit out of her farthole with a Daedric Warhammer of Inferno to the gut during intimacy. All sex she had in the past was excruciating torture. She has zero notion of the concept of gentle love. Serana has never made out with a boy she loved, Serana has never cuddled nor held hands with a strong guy who wants to protect her. If you offered to perform oral sex on her lower regions Serana would say:

>"WHAT? Y-You wish to, pleasure me, with your mouth? While I, the female participant, just.. sit back and relax..? What the hell!? WHAT? Impossible! You mean.. Do Skyrimmers actually do that, Dragonborn? So how come Im over 1000 years old yet have never read about nor heard about this odd custom until tonight!? IS THIS A JOKE? grr.. B-But, my cruel father always instructed me women must ONLY serve as an unwilling victim during sex! Cattle to be dominated by boys! OH so I can just engage is sex without being treated as a battered slave?? HORKER SHIT! but.. Wait. Youre serious arent you, the look in your eyes, Dragonborn? I..idk. IDK! I, well fine lets just try it okay? FINE eat out my asshole right fucking now, Dragonborn! Hope you like the foul taste!"
>"Indeed! At once, you sweet undead little princess. Please just relax while I gently disrobe your beautiful armor my lovely pork dumpling! Time for your most magical evening"

>>3399815
No worries! Plenty of mods to youthen Serana (bc Lore reasons and shit) without making her look too anime-esq

>>3399810
bro, we all have our preferences. You like fat hairy men, and I don't judge you for that; half of this board is faggots like you.

>>3399234
Her and Valerica for raunchy threesomes...

>>3400040
>Valerica
Ew she looks that witch from Moomins

>>3399945
A grown man wrote all this

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>>3399945
>skyrim manjaws
It's incredible how mentally ill people have become. When Skyrim came out, nobody, not a single person ever obsessively thought that all the female NPCs looked like transsexuals. Now, schizos think that characters that don't look like some chinless korean plastic surgery nightmare are men.

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I'm gonna write my own opinion in one big box so people who dislike it may easily ignore it. People generally like Serana for 3 reasons:
1 - Haven't really played any other game that has decent companions. Nothing to compare to, but they generally learn and move on or return to Skyrim to upgrade her.
2 - Despite being a rape-victim lorewise, it's the idea that the thicc MC cock may fix her. Serana being relatively sane also helps the idea that she can be fixed. It's a saviour thing, not only to heal her but also to reward her for being nice to (you) despite being a vampire.
>but used goods
I cast Tighten Vagina.
3 - Considering what she allegedly went through, your wierd fetishes are nowhere near as wierd for her. Even if she ate shit, now she's eating (your) shit which is a vast improvement.
4 - Lol TES lore. She's a goth gf with questline dedicated to her. I think some people already had a field day with the new chat gpt

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>>3399234
I like Reddit.

>>3400541
>I like Reddit.
Rare honest anon on /vrpg/

>>3400541
They will hate him for they fear him.

>>3400494
The real answer is that she's the only follower with anything interesting going on.
Everyone else is stuck in a perpetual limbo.
Even that one that got kicked out of the companions, that's as far as that goes.
She's not trying to get back in. She's not pissy at them for getting kicked out. Her supposed guilt for killing that kid gets nothing either.
All of the followers are like that, static robots not trying to do anything.

>>3399234
>Serana
>Reddit
Wait until you learn about Inigo.

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>>3400475
>When Skyrim came out, nobody, not a single person ever obsessively thought that all the female NPCs looked like transsexuals.
Not true at all. Just because you spent your youth surrounded by coping losers doesn't mean beauty standards have changed. You don't have to be deeply immersed in exaggerated anime girls to recognize this.

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Masculine AngelinaJolie jaws are over-represented in Hollywood but most of the real beauties have feminine lines.

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>>3399234
The problem is why the fuck does King Harkon obsess over the Prophecy to block out sun? So Vampires can all walk around 24/7 without fear of daylight killing them? Except his daughter Princess Serana walks around with you in the daylight 24/7 and is unharmed by the sun. what gives?

Would've just fucking worked better if they provided us with some ingame plotpoint explaining that Serana drinking the Last Dragonborn's blood makes her completely immune to sun damage for a few weeks, even if he turns himself into a vampire. idk

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>unmodded Skyrim

>>3401875
Modded shitrim for custom porn is irrelevant now thats there 3D porn games that are very easily moddable

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>>3401877
ok baby

>>3401853
nah, you're just a freak obsessed with tranies and all your discord friends are too

>Reddit: The Video Game
Why are plebbitors always fawning about this shit tier """""rpg"""""?

>>3399945
where did you even get this lore from? I don't remember this from the game

>>3401882
You seem gay and in denial.

I hated her. I'm forced to travel with this annoying bitch vampire because I had the nerve to join a vampire hunting organization.
I spent half the time I spent with her throwing her off cliffs with unrelenting force and setting her on fire.

>>3399254
coomers are so fucking gross

>>3399254
Second Life looking ass

>>3401900
If I join the vampire hunters, I’m forced to travel with a vampire? This is very concerning.

>>3399254
mods?

>>3402112
Exposure therapy

>>3401853
>posts an IRL oblivion character

>>3399254
This is your brain on coom.

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>>3402137
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/91880

>>3402150
Argument is about skyrim

>>3399234
>plebbitors

it is so cute you think this place is better than reddit

>>3401853
>mutt posts chinless oblivion character

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why does /vrpg/ have the the worst posters?
It's like posters here in a serious competition to make terrible posts. Dumb and unfunny, a total waste of space

>>3402423
Congratulations, you won the contest.

>>3401871
It gets better. Wilbur or whatever that snow elf priest is called made the prophecy. How does that affect anything? He literally just spread rumours that Auriels bow can protect vampires from the sun. Then it actually works?

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>>3401900
>>3402112
I think meeting Serana, way back in the day, was the moment when I stopped liking Skyrim and started hating it. I'm sure I abandoned the character before finishing the Dawnguard quest.

>>3399254
I prefer the standard models over everyone looking like a plastic-copy of the same cringe anime bug.

>>3399264
>loli/shota is... le problematic!

What happened to this fucking place?

>>3402666
moot quit

>>3400475
Anon, this site has changed. It's filled with incel losers obsessing over transwomen 24/7 now. These "people" can not stop thinking about trannies to save their sorry lives and actually have become far worse and obnoxious than the 2-3 trannies that actually do post here.

>>3402423
/tv/ and /v/ are worse. Higher concentration of contrarians.

>>3399254
>reddit freckles on otherwise perfect chink skin

Kiss your sister.

>>3402150
>>3402383
You sound very jewish.

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>>3402666
>>3402681
>(((pedotakus))) revisionism

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>>3399268
>>3399264
>>3402666
True. People say Todd does nothing but society, but child grooming victim rates and underage sexual assault victim rates are both down. Because of Todd. 99% of children that get molested are fictional Skyrim Vampires and etc these days, so if Todd was never born 100 times as many babies would be raped every goddamn day because Skyrim would not exist as a containment c00mzone to protect irl younglings from RPG enthusiasts like you and myself and etc

>>3402779
We used to have dedicated loli and shota boards. If you weren't a 2016 tourist moralfag you would remember this, of course.

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>>3399234
>>3399271
>>3399438
>>3399454
>>3400541
>>3402359
>Serana
>Was she too Reddit?
you think she's the most reddit RPG follower? Interesting and ironic you should say that because do you know what the literal faggiest thread one can conceivably post on reddit is? Scientifically speaking I mean? A thread titled "Who in their right mind turns Serana into a Loli" just like screencap pic related:

>"Wtf? Why would anybody dare install mods to make Serana more attractive? OH This is bullshit! I'm mad!"
>"This vexes me. I'm offended enough to go online and make a reddit thread about this! let us hope I get lots of upvotes in the process too."
>"REEEE LOLI SERANA NEEDS TO CHECK HER 10/10 PRIVILEGE! LOLI SERANA IS COMMITTING VIOLENT MICRO-AGRESSIONS AGAINST VANILLA SERANA BY BEING PRETTIER! REEE"
>"THIS IS NOT FAIR AND THIS IS NOT OKAY! REEE! LIKE HOW IS THIS OKAY!?"
>"If you are not offended by these Serana mods you are a bad person and a misogynist and an incel and I hate you! Okay?"
>"Hey want to be a selfless virtuous hero like myself? Well here is how I play Skyrim! Install mods to make Serana a hairless Redguard and use the setscale console 1.3 command on her. That way all of society will know how much you respect old ugly fat women and you can officially sit at the kewl kids table with me! Lol!"
>"Uh, can I please have more Reddit Gold now guys?? hahahha! Like imagine how brainwashed and misguided somebody would have to be to install mods that make Serana prettier instead of installing mods to make Serana uglier! yikes!!!!!"

Hard mode: I dare you to find a more cringe Reddit thread than pic related

you can't

>>3402782
>Todd normalized virtual cp

B-b-b-based.

>>3402827
Alright man we get it you wanna fuck little kids, calm down. Reddit is full of normies, who cares.

>>3402826
>pedotaku babble
Refer to >>3402779

>>3402839
Reddit is calling.

>>3402846
>the pedotaku projects and lashes out
Refer to >>3402779

>>3402851
Refer to my dick.

>>3402701
No, really this board is the worst. /v/ has more stupidity by volume but only because it's so busy. Only place I've seen that comes close is /n/ but even that's only the cringe cult of r/fuckcars. Also, some boards like /fit/ and /out/ have a lot of low/mid iq posters that aren't so obnoxious with lame try-hard trolling.

>>3402851
That mootpost is from 2010. 4chins was started in 2004. I was still metastasing on /b/ back then, so I don't remember any loli boards. But if 4chan never had one, what is mootikins talking about here?

>>3402892
>what is mootikins talking about here?
Who knows, we used to make plenty of these fake quotes of his back in the day. I'm not sure anyone knows which ones are real and which ones aren't

>>3402892
Check the archive yourself, trannykins.

>>3402896
Check the archive yourself, pedokins.

>>3402910
Fuck off, pussy

>>3402910
>its da TROONS!

Deranged chudcel lol.

>>3399234
because plebbitors love soirim

>>3402924
>>3402950
>trannoid and pedoid covering each other
Sub-humans of the world, unite!

>>3402955
>soirim
fuckin kek

>>3402910
Ok, but what board did moot remove that prompted this quote about lolis and how does this prove 4chan never had a loli focused board?

>>3402994
The loli and shota boards, duh.

He was selling out and was afraid those boards wouldn't go down well with investors.

>>3403118
wow what a faggot. who cares about investors?

>>3403118
I vaguely remember existence of /l/ but I don't remember there being a shota board.

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>>3402964
ask yourself which is worse:

>Sex with children?
>Sex with trannies?
>Sex with Volkihar vampires?

If you can't answer this simple question you should not be allowed to vote

>>3402779
>4chan has never accepted pedophiles
>as proof, here's a post from the dead admin about removing the pedophile board that used to exist

>>3403146
>who cares about investors?
The guy trying to sell his website and cash out, obviously.

>get stuck a millenia
>to the point of losing track of history and landmarks
>somehow speaking the same language of the people of current era
Top writing.

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>>3402598
are you not familiar with TES mythoepoiec? The reason there will be no more Dragonborns after the Skyrim guy is precisely because the common people refer to him as The "Last" Dragonborn for example. or if enough schizos form a cult and worshiping a non-existent God, that God becomes real. etc

>>3403339
She's obviously using the universal translator...spell

>>3399234
Explain to me which skyrim character isn't reddit. Like if you look in YouTube comments and shit you literally have redditors going
>boy bethesda sure does suck and they keep getting worse but I'm such a fat piggy good goy that I can't help myself
Like how is this whole game not reddit, how is every bethesda game not reddit? The second skyrim enters your steam account you become reddit incarnate.

>>3403356
>The second skyrim enters your steam account you become reddit incarnate.
WTF ew. Does it get better if I delete it from my library?

>>3403365
Yes, delete all bethesda games from your library. You'll have to contact customer support and request that they manually wipe it from your account.

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>>3403368
>You'll have to contact customer support and request that they manually wipe it from your account.
Alright, just did it. Thanks anon you've saved me from major embarrassment.

>>3403339
That's only three generations for many people in TES.

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>>3403356
OH SHIT! I have to uninstall steam ASAP so I can fit in with my frens at /vrpg/ now!? fuck, forgive me my Lord

>>3403339
don't ask stupid questions nigger a wizard did it obviously

>>3403365
yes please help me

>>3403368
thank you. I'm calling Todd's personal number right now even though I know its his day off I hope he picks up

>>3403384
you're very lucky anon if your mom or your frens saw Skyrim in your steam account it would've been SO embarrassing for you

>>3403497
We don't even know how long she was frozen in Dimhollow Cavern. It could very well be over 6 million generations for many people in TES too

>>3399254
Somehow you made something that looks worse than vanilla.

/tesg/ faggots are mentally ill

>>3400494
Yep, Serana does tick the saviour desire while also providing context for why she'd agree to your 99 sex mods
>>3401554
this resembles reason #1, she had most effort put in an otherwise barebones game, who knows how much content they cut to meet that 11 meme launch date
>>3402955
lul
>>3403339
it's the feeblest of reasons but considering how little shit changed in TES lore it's possible that high society language at least, has stayed mostly the same
vulgar may be unrecognizeable after the invention of skooma and the great yffing of 4000

>>3403384
>didn't press send
Coward

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>>3399234
>>3399256
>>3403618
The Elder Scrolls is not a happy place, it is one of the darkest universes to grace the RPG genre ever to be frank. Imagine if you accidentally piss off a Daedra like Vaermina or Methrunes Dagon and they react by torturing you for billions ( Tamriel is 7,900 years old but "time" passes different in Oblivion) of years, torture methods so horrific we can't even begin to fathom them. Or given the topic of this very thread, what of King Harkon himself? Well he is a rapist as well as a rapiee I.E. a Daughter of Coldharbour. As part of the magical agreement to become a top tier Vampire, he had to "put on a dress" and doll up like a princess for daddy Molag Bal to rape his fucking literal soul&guts out. It's fucked up, King Harkon isn't a faggot at all or anything, he only agreed to his own super-rape so he could become Immortal achieving demigod tier vampire powerlevels, naturally Harkon did not exactly enjoy taking it up the asshole being forced to eat Daedric feces for 88 days to say the least. Molag has many other "unwilling" sex assault victims we meet ingame too. Remember the Death Hounds we encounter throughout the Dawnguard DLC? Theyre essentially Vampiric dogs, Daughters of Coldharbour. Molags very into non-consensual bestiality sex he rapes Skyrim dogs (huskies, Irish wolfhounds, stray wolves, nix hounds etc) thus transforming said dogs into Vampires. It's fucked up when you read it on paper but that's just TES Lore man, it can get pretty damn dark sometimes. Not to mention after being raped himself, King Harkon goes on to rape hundreds of women (especially Serana) very hard!! So it would not surprise me if the Death Hounds are all hardcore serial rapists too. Imagine how scary that would feel being gang-raped by packs of undead Immortal vampire dogs not many other RPGs feature such dark background Lore! TES Lore is simply underappreciated by too many RPG fans but yes I do get how TES also has a long list of valid criticisms too ok

>>3403698
what quest / mod is that? thanks in advance as I'm gonna fuck off for a while

>>3403723
Fort Firemoth

>>3403740
>ask about dialogue mod
>reccomends dagothland mod

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>>3403723
I believe that is Serana Dialoogue add-on 4.0?

Except Sofia is the funniest wife, don't believe what idiots tell you about her being a cringe reddit-like follower. Her very meta in-universe humor gets misinterpreted as reddit humor but she is in fact a pretty decent representation of what a high speechcraft female born on Nirn might act like in terms of Lore humor saying lines like:

>"But I'm not racist though! I just don't like or trust elves okay? Or the Redguards and beast races! And I'm not huge fan of the Imperials either I guess. Plus everybody else hates Orcs too! Well you know. sorry Dragonborn? I didn't want to sound rude I just prefer the company of Nords in most situations is all!"

If youre among RPers who likes 10 wives, 1 of each playable race, I recommend Sofia for the Nord not Serana. Sofia is Lore friendly in that even if she marries a non-Nord or a non-male, she will express reluctance about doing so and sometimes panic worrying the Gods might view her as some evil sinful harlot because lesbian marriage and shit. She's like a personality type of a sarcastic witty person with no filter so often gets in trouble socially. She's even overly immersive sometimes. If you tell her that her butt is the most attractive part of her body, she freaks out and calls you a deranged sex pervert saying "WTF DRAGONBORN? THAT IS WHERE GROSS STUFF COMES OUT OF! EW!". if you time travel 2,000 years ago irl on earth to tell women their ass is their most attractive feature I imagine they'd scream "BE GONE HERETIC". The only girls in Skyrim who "enjoy" anal are exclusively Dibellan High Priestesses such as Anwen, Hamal, Fjorta, Orla, Haelga, Senna etc. All other NPCs would look at you like you had a 3rd eye if you suggested engaging in butt sex. Sure Lydia and all other Housecarls "have to" insert anything into their fartholes that we demand of them I.E. sworn to carry all our burdens! but in meta terms they'd all receive our poopdick with utter confusion/rage

Is this a raid? What an awful thread.

>>3403767
Sofia would be decent if her lines were voiced seriously and genuinely. she gets the reddit humor hate because all of her comments like what you posted have that snarky and tryhard-witty tone to them.
I liked her because the mod overall is very well made, with a lot of relevant content, but as a characters she only has like 5 serious interactions, while everything else is a joke. i just want her to kill some draugr while we explore, not make dumb jokes about what they smell like.

>>3403768
I saw a /vrpg/ poster the other day. Dreadful creatures.

>>3403768
Might be time to start dumping gore on /tesg/.

>>3403698
Even without the cliche "this franchise made for kids is actually pretty dark" approach this post is mostly true; even though much of the really wierd lore isn't exactly in games and TES doesn't have devils, but "daedra", shit's pretty rough for most people and can get especially rough if some bored asshole goes and launches a regional apocalypse.
It's only a pleasant setting if (you) are strong but even then you may have to deal with other strong assholes who probably got bored of sex at 27

>>3403767
thank you Anon, also yeah anal sex is pretty gross unless some very specific circumstances which are off limits to most of the perma-feudal people of Nirn

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>>3403787
>be Molag Bal
>fucking furious The Last Dragonborn vehemently rejects all Daedra but is instead devout worshiper of The Nine
>Send muh newest mortal champion, Loki the Unlucky, to kidnap Last Dragonborn's DG huskie from Vindrel Hall and deliver it in my honor
>Manifest at local Shrine
>Rape The Last Dragonborn's dog follower
>Brans now pic related disgusting Vamp abomination
>must be put down
>LDBs sad and depressed, forced to murder his most loyal companion naturally
>"HAHA OH YES AT LAST I HAVE FINALLY ASSERTED MY DOMINANCE OVER THIS PATHETIC MORTAL AND HIS GEY DOG! THE DAEDRA JUST CAN NOT STOP WINNING!"
>franchise made for kids is actually pretty dark
It'd be challenging to form a list of RPG characters more sick and depraved than Molag Bal is. Imagine if irl some "aspect of the Devil" took the form of a gruesome physical avatar and raped your innocent loyal dog thus turns him into hostile zombie dog? I'd be angry. Not to mention the Daedra raping your pets is just ONE thing Tamrielians have legitimate concern to worry about among dozens and dozen of commonplace dooms. Imagine youre an average farmer in Skyrim or Morrowind or Black Marsh? Every morning as a Tamrielien farmer you wake up you and Pray hard to all of your Gods in hopes some random wandering lunatic Hagraven witch (with many, many black soul gems btw) does not stab you and your daughters/wives with her Daedric Dagger of Damnation! Yet even if youre a genuinely good guy 99% of the time such prayers go unanswered, praying to your Gods actually does very fucking little in terms motivating your Gods to take any serious action towards preventing random evil Hagraven whores from stealing your kids Souls/eating you/cutting off your wives' fingers/etc. In fact you the farmer here striving hard to live "sin free" by being extra Pure-of-Heart just advertise your black Soul as being extra valuable for necromages/Daedra worshipers/witches/Vamps/Dunmer/Hagraven preferring to steal "Pure" black Souls!

>>3403698
Not all super vampires were personally raped by Molag Bal. They can pass on their vampire lord status.

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>>3403608
>We don't even know how long she was frozen in Dimhollow Cavern.
She doesn't know what the Empire is, so either:
1) she lived during the Interregnum (2E 430 - 2E 854)
2) she lived between the War of Succession that ended the First Empire and the founding of the Second Empire by Reman I (1E 420 - 1E 2703)
3) she predates King Vrage and the First Empire (1E 240)
For scale, the First Era lasted 2920 years, the Second Era 896 years, and the Third Era 433 years. Skyrim takes place in 4E 201.

Of course, this all assumes that Bethesda deliberately intended for her to have been frozen at a specific time rather than just "in the distant past". Realistically, whoever wrote her lines didn't look at the timeline, and didn't really consider that the Empire existed before TES IV Oblivion.

People only like her because they're conditioned by games to go
>"OH THE OPPOSITE! ITS SO GOOD!"
I basically gave up on her character after there was no significant payoff to anything you could do in the game. Nothing besides some "I'm snarky, I complain a lot, you should do what I say even though you don't know me, are a vampire hunter, and I have an elder scroll". Despite Bethesda making this shit after the main story there's no option to just go "I'm the fucking dragonborn, I already have an elder scroll, hand me that shit because I'm trustworthy/will kill you" then I came online and found out about the ultra rape thing, and the "no you can't marry her!" Which only served to confuse me further.

All in all, I assume that she's a perfect example of how people can be conditioned to like something just because it's pretty and presents the veneer of a character. You also have reddit cucks who like to pretend every subversion is a brilliant stroke of genius writing just because it isn't giving the audience what it would generally want. I truly cannot wait until that trend dies so people can see dumb shit like this for what it is.

>>3403917
>>3404005
>>3404013
Is this ChatGPT?

>>3404038
No you monkeyfuck, at least not me, I just really don't like Serana.

>>3404041
moot knew this place was going to shit, when he got offer to jump the boat and get paid for the trouble, he would be stupid not to take the deal

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>>3404038
What kind of prompt would have generated posts like those three?

>>3404053
Seems to be making ok money as hiroshimoot is still running it at some sort of profit, even if it's only /pol/ that basically keeps this cesspool alive at this point.

>>3404063
That's because the Captchas were used to train AI/Government funded ops/*insert conspiracy theory here*.

>>3404069
Controlled opposition is the most öikely theory I subscribe to.

>>3404062
>write a 4chan post about Serana from Skyrim, context: iIhate women and I can't breed

>>3404074
I'd actually subscribe to that too. At the very least just based on all the retarded distractions people fall for here.

>>3404079
Considering everything is anonymous and mostly untrackable, it's also extremely easy to sow discordance and misinformation and make everyone infight and paranoid. This place may have "free speech" but it's too contrarian and schizoid to actually organize anything of threat value.

>>3404104
>Considering everything is anonymous and mostly untrackable
Kek

>>3404160
Did I say something funny?

>>3404166
Kinda, but more factually inaccurate. Unless you're visiting this place from vpn+tor, you're not anonymous and untrackable

>>3404168
He meant to the users. We all know the moment we enter a court case these posts are going to get brought up, including where they were made, and a full webcam/video of us taking a shit while making them, or something.

>>3404221
>we enter a court case these posts are going to get brought up, including where they were made, and a full webcam/video of us taking a shit while making them, or something.
They won't actually. Evidence like that is mostly illigal or would be dismissed by the defense rather easily.

t. laywer

>>3404262
Usually they just threaten you into taking a plea deal. And remember “parallel construction”? Fabricating fictitious chains of evidence to conceal illegal and unconstitutional evidence gathering, even to the point of lying to judges.

>>3404168
Like the other anon said, 99% of anons aren't epic hackz0rs that can track down your IP, most posts on 4chan are fire and forget and even if you posted something incriminating, by the time of an investigation it'd be too late to track you anyway (unless archived posts also save the original IP, which I'm guessing they don't).
Hell Reddit had legit murderers and child rapists post there and even the police couldn't find them through their live posts. I think we're overall pretty save.

Also I thought you couldn't post on 4chan through TOR?

>>3404262
>t. laywer
Lies. No real lawyer will ever give legal advice unless he's getting paid.
What part would be illegal, anyway? Assuming you're talking about the post, and not the video recording of the poster taking a shit. Like just get a warrant to get the site owner to hand over the IP, and then get another warrant to get the ISP to hand over the exact location of the device that had that IP at posting time.

>>3404351
>No real lawyer will ever give legal advice unless he's getting paid

No real (((((lawyer))))) maybe.

>>3404307
>I think we're overall pretty save.
I hope so anon. I saw a high elf the other day. Horrible little creatures. It tried to swindle me with high words, but I stood my ground, and insulted him. Hope the popo don't come for me due to anti-Highelfism

>>3399254
nice

>>3404307
>Also I thought you couldn't post on 4chan through TOR?
Asking the important questions.

>>3399234
What the fuck is going on with that floor texture of the sarcophagus?

>>3404533
2011 fidelity.

>>3404533
It Just Works™

>>3399234
How do I turn my wife into a vampire if I didn't join the Volkihar clan and instead had Serana turn me outside the Soul Cairn portal?

>>3404684
Vampires sound like an allegory for gay people.
>Vampire passes on vampirism, like a gay guy passes on the AIDS
>Evil
>Fashion sense

>>3404684
Get a mod like Sacrosanct. Or Better Vampires. IIRC one of those lets you turn people by giving them blood potions or feeding on them.

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>>3404761
>Just mod bro
Actually no, to clarify, I fucking love modding more than anybody on /vrpg/ but... I meant in terms of exploiting vanilla AE on a portable Nintendo. Normally I always played oldrim with like 300+ mods on a PC, and I never bothered to try SE. For my first AE playthrough I'm doing a rare unmodded Skyrim run to re-orient myself with the neo vanilla, if I just installed tons of mods from the get-go on my first AE run, I'd have no clue which content is verified canon (updated) Lores and which content is headcanon mod Lores. and etc

Aren't there any exploits in vanilla AE that don't involve mods or console commands to let me get multiple wives simultaneously, and to turn all my wives into vampires, and recruit more than one wife as a folllower in my party at once? is this not bugthesda, these must be a way right? its bullshit I can only have one wife if I'm the literal Dragonborn because Lore violations hello? And it is equally bullshit I'd need to betray Isran and my other Dawnguard bros to turn my wife into a Vampire. how do I fix this?

haven't done an unmodded Skyrim run since 2012, and that wasn't AE. OH speaking of AE, really cool Todster how I can not own the epic playerhome in Raven Rock DLC bc still after 500 days Bethesda nazis continue to refuse to patch the Nintendo AE Skyrim to correct the Notorious Insufferable Bug preventing 100% of players from starting the quest "March of The Dead" making player housing impossible in the Dragonborn DLC. perfect why do I need coolest playerhome from vanilla? instead I RP my Dragonborn sleeps outside in the frozen ashy wasteland whenever I'm vacationing in Soltheseim because...Lore reasons Todd? It just does not work

if you fools have any serious questions about Vanilla AE changes (OP equipment, Lore updates, etc) or Oldrim modding or waifu tips or TES Lores or Serana Lores or whatever etc bullshit feel free to ask I'll get back to you sooner or later I live to serve

t, Role playing game expert

>>3404752
Magnus Hirschfeld, the Jew who ram Berlin’s first tranny surgery clinic (and had his clinic and books burned by the Hitler youth), considered “being a vampire” to be a legitimate sexual identity

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>>3404944
>1940s Europe
>"Vampire" is considered a legitimate sexual orientation
wait... what the fuck? yikes. Very intriguing, because I actually do get why 2020s redditors today consider "identifying" as a Werewolf and/or Vampire to be a very brave valid fashion statement in their warped NPC POV. But there were no redditors in the 1940s afaik, the cringe had not consumed human society yet. Who the fuck was larping as an irl Vampire in 1940s Europe in attempt to impress chicks? I literally can not even imagine, wow

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>Originally our Skyrim expansion saw the Dragonborn lead his victorious civil war faction plus dragon air-support on a military campaign against the Aldmeri Dominion, but it was too intense.
>So we just threw somethin' together with vampires. Enjoy!

>wanting to marry Molag Bal's sloppy seconds

>>3404953
Nosferatu came out 1922. That movie started vampire movies. The whole vampire thing became a social idea at the time. There were undoubtedly a couple weirdos running around larping as the Count. Lots of young men people had been mindbroken by the war. Many grew up without a father.

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>>3405106
How are all these things connected?? Where did the legends about vampires come from, anyway?

>>3400541
I don't. And neither should (You).

>>3401877
name 5

>>3404402
There is no other kind of lawyer, anon.

>>3404426
We call them pissniggers in Skyrim. Ever seen one in Windhelm? Didn't think so.

>>3404965
They never promised any of that, and even if they did, it would've been part of the main game's civil war campaign.

>>3404752
>chuddy is so proud of being a hideous stinking slop he correlates hygiene and aesthetics with "the gays".

Grim blackpill. Please neck yourself.

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>>3405163
Niranye, Arivanya and Ulundil are Altmer living in Windhelm. And they are treated with far more respect than the Dunmer. Perhaps because Nords are fucking blind stubborn retards who can't drop an ancient grudge from 2,000 years ago in favor of replacing it with a grudge against a race currently trying to genocide them here and now

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>>3402826
>If you weren't a 2016 tourist moralfag

this isn't about morals

if you like those pictures it just makes you a weirdo and
probably a pedophile

>>3404939
Based. Sorry for the bad reply then my guy. I wish I had the strength to have stuck to oldrim.

>>3405164
Not understanding jokes is a sign of autism.

This thread glows.

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>>3405346
>this isn't about morals
>immediately lectures on morals

>>3405327
The female pissmer are only allowed in Windhelm because they're the city's gangbang whores.

>>3405670
More like fucking BLOWS!

>>3405697
Not a all. They're respected citizens unlike the drunken hobos at the gates, who are all nords.
The fact is that in the Stormcloak capital city knife ears have better standing and quality of life than nords (murdered daughters, stolen family heirlooms, etc).

>>3405114
I don't appreciate them

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>>3405106
>>3405114

>>3405327
>treated with far more respect than the Dunmer
There's exactly one (non-dunmer) racist in all of Windhelm. You see him right when you enter, so you can easily get an impression that the nords dislike the dunmer, but no one else in the city has anything bad to say about them.
Interestingly, no other city in Skyrim has a significant population of dunmer refugees. Almost as if Windhelm was the only city to offer them refuge.

>>3406501
>There's exactly one (non-dunmer) racist in all of Windhelm
Yeah, my Nord character

>>3405114
A very widespread theory is that the core of modern vampire myths started in 16th to 17th century Eastern Europe. In the folk tales these undead are not the charismatic, suave individuals they later became.
Instead vampires were those that died a certain way or were born with certain featuresy such as a premature set of teeth. Back then diseases like tuberculosis went around. To the people at the time it looked like a person was slowly being drained. Then, after the first sick of a house was dead and buried, others oftentimes fell sick too and wasted away in time. When opened the grave of the first victim revealed a rosy, plump looking corpse. That's because during the first weeks after death a human corpse loses its outermost layer or skin, revealing pinkness and bloats up with gases, giving the appearance of being well fed while others of their family wasted away. That sparked the impression of the vampire coming back from the grave to haunt and consume his living relatives.
Sometimes blood from the corpse even pooled around the mouth or the corpse suffered from muscle spasms that made it look like it chewed on its grave veil. That's why another word for these early vampires is 'Nachzehrer', meaning somebody that feeds after death.

There have actually been official investigations at the time looking into these folk stories. Back then it spread like memes do. I forgot his name but the doctor being sent basically came to the conclusion that villagers were dieing from a sickness, spooking themselves and doing stupid shit like reopening graves to mess with corpses, infecting even more.

And there is also the fact that Eastern European jews, Ashkenazim, I believe, migrated to the region around the time. Their strange practices and looks made them stand out against the native population.

>>3405713
Hey fuck you I worked very hard(like 2 seconds tops) at coming up with the text for the OP

>>3406516
Vampires as an archetype have always existed. A person that drains you, drains your blood, or lifeforce. Not literally, of course, but metaphorically.

>>3406715
They sure drained little St. Simon of Trent literally. RIP.

>>3401878
ass made for lovemaking

>>3406635
The jews didn't start the vampire panic. They only became associated with it by their foreign practices.

And because porphyria is a condition that gives afflicted light sensitivity and skin damage. Symptoms can be alleviated by consuming blood. It's about the iron content, iirc. Anyway, jews are more likely to have that condition.

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>>3401882
>brings trannies up out of nowhere

>>3406850
silence tranny. i havent cummed to tranny porn in days

>>3406982
You're going to relapse hard. It's okay, we all do.

>>3407160
relapse? no i just can't be bothered

>>3399254
This genuinely looks like fucking garbage

>>3406850
Name another show that blends body horror with Christopher Guest mockucomedy.

>>3407225
Yes

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>>3405346
You should start a Child Protective Services Guild, Dave. But don't actually try to help any children, you have no idea how to achieve that, so just stick to your talents. Because your true strengths are whining at people in a preachy fashion about what is objectively ethical to masturabate to and what isn't morally acceptable to fap to. Go create a Guild that does exactly that be a real Hero, with you, the ideal destined leader of a mythical guild of complainers dedicated to shaming coomers

>>3407225
post your serana so we can judge your taste. or don't, and just be a coward in your own mind.

>>3408520
Shut up pedophile.

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>>3408570
>Shut up pedophile.
Projection. What even makes you think I'm a pedo? How do I know you're not the kiddie sniffer ITT? Because statistically speaking you probably do think 10 year olds smell sexy as shit you weirdo pervert, hell for all I know you've already been invited to Jeffrey Epstein's secret little island (or maybe secretly wish you were invited at least?)

So I guess the real question is this; Which makes dick harder, pedo? Pic related left or right? Yikes

>>3408618
... Are you retarded?

What's going on in this thread

>>3408651
>What's going on in this thread
I dunno, I'm playing Morrowind

>>3408651
I'd like to find out what's going on in you, bby

>>3408651
Another verified /vrpg/ classic

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>>3408694
Seen any... elves? Hahahahaha!

>>3408651
>>3408694
>>3408718
>>3408735
Niggerfaggot galore.

>>3406516
There are old (pre medieval, maybe iron age) burials in Europe where people would place rocks between deceased persons teeth, would cut of the leg, theory being is that they were afraid of them coming back as vampires, ghouls and so on.

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Why does /vrpg/ have the most mentally ill posters, per capita? Why do rpgs attract such a vast array of mental illnesses?

>>3409097
/vrpg/ caters to fans of old school rpgs. That type of rpg is typically stat focused and requires niche knowledge. Every single new rpg is met with hostility by many posters here.

They are autists. Midwit autists who are afraid of new things and replace actual intelligence with encyclopedic knowledge of game minutae.

>>3409710
"But first, we need to talk about parallel universes"

>>3409710
>/vrpg/ caters to fans of old school rpgs
Good joke.

>>3408631
No, why? What exactly would constitute me as being tarded?

>>3409951
I don't feel tardy

>>3409951
>Pretending to be stupid
Must be your 24/7 hobby.

>>3408979
Is this the Skyrim mod for Morrowind?

>>3410111
Yes. It's mostly just the Reach for now, I feel like it doesn't quite measure up to what the modders have been adding in mainland Morrowind, but it's all right.

>>3409097
>why are people that spent more time minmaxing an imaginary world than they do a real one so mentally ill

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>>3399254
>e*ves"
ew. atleast post the one which makes her too pretty

>>3409041
Might very well be a valid theory. These eastern European folk stories probably have cultural roots of their own. They are simply where modern ideas of vampirism got their start.

Do you have a link for me or a book where I can read up on these ancient burials more?

>>3410716
>>3399254
are we just trying to post the ugliest, creepiest Seranas possible ITT?

>>3413969
post a good Serena overhaul than.

>>3406850
>Tells the entire thread he's a faggot
Tranny faggot mental illness has degraded so badly the faggots insult themselves now.

>>3414868
Actually sometimes its a false flagger posting it

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>>3414240
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>>3417172
Is this bait? Why is her left boobie 10% bigger than her right boobie...? Wtf? This is bait.

Ideally Serana is flatchested such as pic related immersive mod

>>3417218
she's too tall.

>>3417172
>I want my Serana to look like a 6/10 Italian woman
if that was your goal, then you succeeded.

>>3417218
>the vampire girl with boob window should be flat
kill all lolifags

>>3417346
The vampire girl should be flat regardless of what she is or isn't wearing.

>>3417360
Behead all lolifags.

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>>3417218
Yes.

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>>3417771
the brainwashing cock redemption comes after i kill her daddy and fuck her mom

>>3417263
She is a Nord

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>>3399254
KYS coomer

>>3417218
>Is this bait? Why is her left boobie 10% bigger than her right boobie...?
Actually a natural thing to happen

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>>3399254
>posts some random elven abomination when the giga stacy SERANAHOLIC mod exists
bro

Can I kill Serana? I don’t want a fucking vampire following me

i love goth whores

A game so shit all the threads discussing it devolve into sex mods because it has nothing else to provide otherwise

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>>3418347
>can I kill a character that has a quest in Skyrim?
Take a fucking guess.

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>>3399254
I can smell the mountain dew and stale cumsocks from here.

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I like goth girls and vampires

>>3399234
Is Skyrim worth playing? Will I need to install mods?

>>3418565
>Is Skyrim worth playing?
It's one of the most successful RPGs of all time. Of course it's worth playing. Even the haters play it. No mods needed.

>>3418565
vanilla skyrim is worth experiencing exactly once, just so you can see all the flaws and to give you some ideas for what you might need to get mods for

>>3418565
Yes.
Up to you on mods.

>>3418568
>>3418569
>>3418584
Alright I'll give it a try. Is there any mod that stops the colours looking so washed out? Everything looks so faded and it's offputting.

>>3418735
I don't believe you are a real person that has been convinced to play skyrim. No one is this retarded.

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>>3418735
there are plenty enbs out there and they are a pain to set up, just look for some wabbajack modpack like Aurora, it's just bugfixing and better graphics
>>3418736
>how dare you try to form your own opinion
npc nigger

>>3418565
>Will I need to install mods?
Get SkyUI. Everything else is optional.

>>3418565
>Is Skyrim worth playing?
hell yes
>Will I need to install mods?
hell no

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>>3399234
She has personality in a game from series where characters don't really matter and are all paper thin
Same reason why memebug from Kenshi is so popular

>>3418565
3DNPC is good if you want hundreds of new NPCs, each one with 100 times the personality-depth of the vanilla NPCs

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Lore Question: In the dawnguard dlc The Dragonborn can refuse to give the 3 Elder Scrolls to Dexicon, and depending on player dialogue choice you can argue that since Elder Scrolls are allegedly Indestructible, you want to find a way to use the Elder Scrolls as armor. My question being was The Last Dragonborm fucking retarded, or can you actually use Elder Scrolls as some form of armor?

and what of Methrunes Razor? Can't she cut through anything Lorewise and is only dogshit ingame because fake&gay game balance bs? What happens if I cut an Elder Scroll in half with the Razor? Everybody dies? Even Talos dies?

>>3399234
Does Serana poop? Do TES Vampires defecate? I must say the thought of a wife who never needs to discharge feces from her body is quite appealing indeed that just sounds outrageously sexy! I'd still want her to brap loud and often though, maybe with spells and/or potions along with a Level 99 enchantment or two!

>>3399264
Very legal friend no worries

>>3399254
>pic related
Ew atrocious bait I hate you

>>3418739
>pic related
Hello nurse! Okay this Serana is maximum cute to the core, in a Lore friendly way too! except... the moron who took this screenshot forgot to use the Setscale 0.9 console command on his wife so idk clearly he does not know how to play the game right... Wtf?

>>3423036
>can you actually use Elder Scrolls as some form of armor
You can fold it a couple of times and it will block a throwing knife

>>3423036
>Elder Scrolls as armor
You could, theoretically use them like it. But Elder Scrolls are not just scrolls of prophecy or ordinary ingame items. The scrolls have a role to play. They are always plot points/quest items and the player will only receive just as many as he needs.

>Mehrunes Razor
The scrolls should beat Mehrunes Razor, as the Daedra are also subject to the Elder Scrolls prophecies.

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>>3423036
Serana is a huge nord woman

>>3418739
>there are plenty enbs out there and they are a pain to set up
dafuq? you literally just drop the enb files in the skyrim directory. how smoothbrained are you?

>>3418735
here you go anon
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/72746
then go int the settings and bump the saturation up to 7 or 8 or so. best used with RAID weathers.

>>3423036
>Ew atrocious bait I hate you
i legitimately have no idea how people can call my pics bait, and then they post their own potatoface serana with her dumb vanilla hairstyle. i get that other people have their preferences and all, but I can't fathom that people actually like the flat-faced down syndrome look.

>>3423260
>dafuq? you literally just drop the enb files in the skyrim directory. how smoothbrained are you?
you need to set up your lightning and fx mods accordingly plus do some tinkering for it to not look like shit

the enb you just linked for example, looks fucking terrible, and the fact that you are recommending to bump up the saturation even further makes me think you are colorblind too

>>3423266
the enb i posted is widely regarded as one of the best presets ever, and the instructions are very clear. if you have problems, that's a (you) issue.

>>3423036
>the moron who took this screenshot forgot to use the Setscale 0.9 console command on his wife so idk clearly he does not know how to play the game right
eww. why would you turn a proud Nord girl into a womenlet?

I am going to play Skyrim SE in the next few months and I am not going to use any cosmetic mods or shaders at all.

>>3423464
Based anon with taste

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>>3423457
to create the illusion she is a strong Nord child. an RP preference thing of the elite Lorebeard community among TES fans

I unironically just liked hunting the animals in skyrim. Is there another game that can give me that experience without a 30gb install tax and hours spent modding?

>>3425044
Search for hunting games

>>3425044
Valheim

>>3425044
there's this one far cry game where you play as a stone age homo sapiens and hunt shit with spears and bows

>>3425044
What are you hunting? Redguards? Nevermind, I don't want to know...

>>3425044
All the in-depth hunting games are even bigger installs.

>>3425993
Kek

>>3425993
seen any niggers? ahahahahaha!

>>3426163
>>3426163
aye. as if Skyrim didn't already have enough outsiders, now we've got niggers from Hammerfell strutting about

>>3399261
dangerously based

>>3426163
yes my lord! a good plenty. somebody should decree them removed from city walls or kill them, Skyrim needs to be cleaned of this filth it is an embarassment

>>3399254
Why are Tiktok zoomers like this?

>>3428768
would you believe me if I told you I'm 40 and have never touched tiktok?

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>>3428790
>Lol I am 40 years old sir
I refuse to believe this. Are you even a fucking American or have you spent the past 4 decades in living it up in Bankok or one of those other ultra foriegn weird fucking niggerhole countries? In no universe is your Serana you posted sexier than pic related. your bait is 1/10

>>3428790
No

>>3428768
because 9/11 and smartphones

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>>3399234

>be me on lorebeard discord
>think my theory about Harkon being Akaviri-Nedic halfbreed is cool
>point out the weird nonTamrielic architecture including serpent theming in the ruin with Serana
>point out his katana
>point out his facial features which are by far the most asiatic in the entire series
>discord trannies loose their fucking minds
>call me racist because I think Harkon looks Asian
>I point out that it is not racist to point out that Asians have certain facial features and Harkon shares these features
>they start screaming that it's racist to even think Asians look different
>eventually realize what I'm dealing with and nope the fuck out of their Aids channel
>good theory though
>snakes are the real clincher. who the fuck uses snake iconography in that cold region of Tamriel other than Akaviri invaders

Honestly lorebeards tend to be really myopic people who miss stuff right in front of their faces. They actually believed that crap about the falmer being blinded by mushrooms. I knew the Dwemer were using them as Elder Scroll reading bots from the beginning. Shit is fucking obvious. I mean hello? BLIND

>>3425045
>>3426000
Yeah, I want bow hunting and some crafting with it, so maybe skyrim is one of the few options available. Guess I ought to look for mods.
>>3425231
>>3425325
I'll check them out, but it'll be awhile.

>>3430510
You could try Oblivion too, if you don't mind an older game and visuals. No crafting without mods though

>>3399413
>Cause she has at least a single drop of personality.
where?

>>3401871
isn't there some thing about different vampire bloodlines having different weaknesses and strengths in the older tes games

>>3403698
>it's a much darker fantasy universe than the others because it has medieval suffering and demons and shit, no other fantasy universe has those things

>>3432878
This was the case in Morrowind. I expect it was simplified afterwards.

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>>3432898
The Lore holds that there are in fact over 6 million strains of Vampirism disease on Tamriel so feel free to mod some more ingame if you have any available time to waste

>>3433558
>The Lore holds that there are in fact over 6 million strains of Vampirism disease on Tamriel so feel free to mod some more ingame if you have any available time to waste
Best I can do is 200-300k, tops.

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>>3401871
>be level 10
>join vampire hunters
>find ancient vampire girl holding powerful artifact
>Is that an Elder Scroll? I ask, even though I don't know what that is
>"yes, now take me home" vamp girl says
>"ok" I say, for I can't say anything else
>take her home, her father is ancient 5000 year old vampire, so vampire girl is probably around that age too
>"do you want to be vampire" says ancient vampire guy
>"no" I say, for I am a noble soul and werewolves are cooler
>he kicks me out
>get back to vampire hunters
>"you fucking retard" not-Blade calls me
>"I had no other choice" for in truth, the narrative gave me no other choice
>do some more errands for vampire hunters
>"retardborn, a vampire fiend is looking for you" not-Blade says to me
>"hey, I'm vampire girl again, look I actually didn't want to go to my father even though I told you to get me there, he is bad even for vampires. so let's go on an adventure together because you need me to stop the prophecy" vampire girl says
>"retardborn, give me one reason to not stomp her head" not-Blade asks
>"the plot won't let you" I say, for I am a learned man
>later on learn that the prophecy can only be fulfilled by using vampire girl, still no option to kill her even though she serves no purpose
>despite being an ancient vampire who lived before even nerevar was born, her entire dialogue reads like a teen fanfic about a girl coming of age and rebelling against her father's wishes
>go find her mother
>vampire girl has a breakdown and her daedric worshipping whore of a mother somehow feels bad about her plan being retarded
>still can't kill both and then the father because that would break the cinematic vision of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
>spent a lot of time with vampire girl and she was the only companion with minimal interaction so decide it would be a good idea to have her as a wife
>"I'm sorry retardborn, I don't believe in the institution of marriage. let's stay friends"
>mfw I paid Emil for this

>>3433582
>"the plot won't let you" I say, for I am a learned man
But thou must

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Interesting how when we meet Babette she literally says to the Dragonborn:

>"In truth, I am no more a little girl than you are! Teehee!"

uh wtf did Todd mean by this? Is she a femboy or is this some bethesda glitchery in which she accidentally delivers dialogue originally intended exclsuively for female Dragonborns to both genders and it somehow never got patched? Or is Howard a child grooming pervert who lives vicariously through his RPG game design?

>>3433582
>Serana
>5,000 years old
shes barely over 2,000 and spent roughly half that time trapped in that Dimhollow Crypt sleeping with TES enjoying outrageously intense, vivid Vampire nightmares (Vamps never sleep "peacefully" in TES) more horrifying than any mere mortal can fucking comprehend

>Serana tires of being Harkons sexy puppet trophy daughter?
>she wishes to serve a Legendary Hero like myself instead?
This is a very good problem to have

>only follower who chit chats AND has quantum of personality
Mostly true I'll give you that one, but try the atoning Dunmer Mara priest follower, truly based from an in-universe meta POV and has a good bit more dialogue than most vanilla squaddies? as your pic related suggests, Skyrim followers indeed require mods to bring them feel lifelike!

>>3430373
Nords were more handsome 20 centuries ago plus King Harkon was lucky enough to be born a chad amongst chads.

Dwemer invented a machine to read Elder Scrolls without blindness, recall that questline "Discerning the Transmundane" in which you use a Dwemer gizmo to transcribe Elder Scroll knowledge to a lexicon cube for based schizo wizard Septimus Sigmus? The high IQ dwarves don't need mid IQ snow Mer to read Elder Scrolls for them, they already figured that crap out on their own. Whatever nefarious experiments they did on Falmer and why are unknown, theoretical and very open to fan interpretation

>>3432881
fuck your gayass fake af universes with horrors well within a range of 85 IQ normie subhuman comprehension

>>3430373
>who the fuck uses snake iconography
Many nordic crypts have them
>>3433696
>>"In truth, I am no more a little girl than you are! Teehee!"
>uh wtf did Todd mean by this?
It meant that neither one of you is a little girl

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>>3433709
Whether her chronological age is 10 or 6,000,000 is hardly relevant to her odd statement since strictly speaking she is more of akin to a little girl than the Dragonborn is because LDB is a big guy, which is why her literal job is to pretend to be a young naive loli so she can assassinate rich horny Nordic perverted bigshot male guys over the course of centuries

>>3433565
>I can create Skyrim mods that allow for 200,000 varieties of playable unique Undead vampire races
Acceptable and based, thank you kind sir. The thing is we will also need mods that add ingame Lore books written by numerous Tamrielic scholars that detail about 5,800,000 Undead non-playable vampiric races too, because Lore reasons. However as TES Lorebeards we all know the only thing we can trust ingame is what we the Prisoner witness with our own two eyes. In other words we know for a fact that these 200,000 vampiric Undead races legitimately do exisit in-universe because the player encounters them face-to-face experiancing them firsthand, but the player only actually reads about these other alleged 5,800,000 indiviual Undead vamp races so we have no way of knowing for sure if they are even real or not, or just in-universe fiction and supersticioun. Simply put TES is remarkably theory-based, debatable and open to interpetation compared most RPGverses because of masterful execution of """Unreliable Narrator Tropes""" such as the precise number of total Undead vampire races walking Tamriel for example. Because the truth is we don't know the real numbers, we just read books written by barely reliable in-universe historians and authors about the """real numbers"""!

It just makes for pretty immersive and realistic rpg gameplay imo

>>3433696
>fuck your gayass fake af universes with horrors well within a range of 85 IQ normie subhuman comprehension
come on TES is not that highbrow

>>3432801
He means compared to say, Benor. The GOAT warrior in Morthal but his personality pretty much ends there. Unlike Serana, honored Benor does not even have any DLCs written about him saving the world unfortunately

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>>3433819
TES has many valid crticisms of course, but the setting itself is richer than most RPG fans seem to give it credit for. The majority 85 IQ folk lack the vision to appreciate the deeper obscure worldbuilding oddities such as wacky Tribunal Godhood or Oblivion and her "nature of Infinity" meta crap or The Middle Dawn (1st Era year 1,208 to 1st Era year 2,208 has no chronlogical start or chronological end) or just the mere paradox of how "contradictory" Faggerfall endings ended being simultaneously being canon or Mythoepia or Talos being an ovesoul of 3 former mortal heroes or the nature of "Fate vs Free Will vs Absolute Agency" and how that applies different towards Prisoners and NPCs, or whichever etc mindfuck Lores

I kinda get what you mean but I'd argue its amazing how TES can feel so shallow and so deep at the same time. The mystery and intrigue are there but you kinda have to dig to find it and 85 IQ niggers aren't imaginitive to make great diggers here. Verification not required

>>3433843
Khajiit has wares lol

>>3433696
>Is she a femboy or is this some bethesda glitchery in which she accidentally delivers dialogue originally intended exclsuively for female Dragonborns to both genders and it somehow never got patched?
Are you accustic? No matter what, the player character won't be a little girl. So what Babette says fits all two genders.

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>>3433696
>spent 2000 years in a sarcophagus having vampire nightmares
Wow, yeah, I never thought of that. In that context, it actually makes perfect sense for her to be written like a teenage girl who doesn't like her dad.

>>3434001
The whole point of the plot is that Harkon destroyed his family for power. What's worse, his autism also caused a rift between Serana and her mother, she hates him for fucking up her unlife pretty much until Dragonborn comes along, he's up there with Vergil for the title of the worst dad ever. Reminder that Sanguinare Vampiris is a fucking disease, vampires are just sick people, not the beasts as much as Isran would make you believe it. Serana is a good person overall and works as a foil to Dawnguard's autistic hatred of any vampires. Look at Sybille Stentor, court mage of Solitude, there is no reason to believe she has some evil plans, she even sends you to destroy some vampire nest as a side quest.

>>3434061
Don't forget Janus Hassildor, Chad of Skingrad

>>3434077
Sorry, I hated Oblivion, tried to get into that three times and every time got tired 15 hours in. Maybe I just need to check what mods to take and then try to play it, but still I kek when I think about the orc knight questline from Cheydinhal or wherever the fuck that was, God, vouce acting in that game was terrible.

>>3434123
Have some respect for Lynda Carter, dude

>>3434123
>the orc knight questline
This was really stupid. I just finished it.
>God, vouce acting in that game was terrible
It is a big downgrade from Morrowind in that regard.

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>>3434061
>Serana's dad is just SO BAD that it completely overshadows the fact that she's just spent two millenia inside a small stone box
>vampires are just sick people, not beasts
Actual IRL Serana writing these posts
And by IRL Serana I mean an aging 90's goth chick who told her father that it wasn't just a phase and is determined to keep her word

>>3434152
How did she end up in that box in the first place? Her father being a cunt to the point that her mother also went retarded crazy and locked her in the box with the Elder Scroll. Everything starts with Harkon.

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>playing Skyrim
>some mercs with good gear attacks me out of nowhere
>got immediately thrown to the ground and got ready to watch my character and followers get fucked by the all the bandits because i had defeat installed
>suddenly Serena transform into vampire lord
>kill all of them and then drain the last guy with a biting attack
i don't know what mod does this but that was pretty cool and hot

>>3434194
Post your bussy.

I understand perfectly the need to mod Skyrim, but why do you coomers turn every single character into either a barbie doll or some gay actor? It's extremely inmersion breaking to see a chick with modern makeup in a pseudo-medieval setting.

>>3403698
You are saying that all loverslab rape mods not only are lore friendly but also canonical?
What did Todd meant by this?

>>3434346
I mean, come on, Bretons are basically Direnni rapebabies, those guys fucked Men women for so many generations they made a Manmer hybrid race. You have a literal corpsefucker in Skyrim in one of the dungeons. TES is dark as fuck, but games are tame because they are fucking video games. "Muatra is Vivec's dick" might be a meme, but a lot of the TES lore is directly taking from eastern mythologies which have alot of really fucked up shit in them. At this point they just roll with it because it's main selling point for most people.

>>3434061
it's a magical mindfuck disease created by the demon god of rape

>>3399261
Found the Muslim

>>3434455
It fucks with brain in later stages due to hunger and cure being almost impossible to acquire. Skyrim makes it easiest because you just need black soul gem, but still there is only one person that can cure it. Seriously, in every game it's jumping hoops to get rid of it with peak being Morrowind where you have to ask Molag Bal himself.

>>3434574
> peak being Morrowind where you have to ask Molag Bal himself.
Who has to ask another Daedra prince for the cure.

>>3434574
>>3434618
the point is though that they aren't "just people lol" anymore, they're corrupted into monsters to one degree or another

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>>3433855
Wares for sale? Based. I want to buy 121 lockpicks and 18 Invisibility Scrolls. I also have to buy all Madness ore you have in stock. And 4 filled Black Soul gems. I need your most potent potion of the stallion too and ffs please don't laugh. And I'd like to buy 7 pints of sleeping tree sap! If you have any Amber ore I'll buy it all. Also I'd like to purchase 11 human skulls, but don't worry I'm no necromancer lol! Wait bro, do you by chance sell any poisons? Oh yeah and speaking of poisoning Nords, I also need to buy 20 Nirnroot, 20 Deathbell and 20 Nightshades too. And lots of mystic venom for me to smoke. I want 30 flame stalk, 40 bloodgrass, 50 wheat, 50 garlic, 50 void essesence, 60 screaming maw, and 70 rotscale. Do you also have any bloody rags for sale? Or human flesh? Sell me 13 pounds of your finest moon sugar too breh? Elsweyr Fondoo with it, naturally. And 1 Daedra heart! And 7 human hearts. If you happen to have a copy of my favorite novel The Lusty Argonian Piss-drinker Princess Volume 8 I'm very interested in acquiring a hardcover. I'll buy 1 ring of disrobing and 8 cases of Argonian bloodwine. 88 fire corkbulb bolts. 1 Frenzy spell tome. As well as 8 empty Black Soul gems. Can I buy 36 bottles of uncut Skooma and some grenades too, boss? Gib me 1 pair of muffle enchanted boots too with 12 extended invisibility potions. Im also hoping to buy tons of illegal vampiric pornography, catch my drift...? Hm, 2 Amber daggers with Soul trap enchantments! Lastly I wish to buy 36 poison apples, Niggly Wiggly!

If guards ask say some ugly Redguard nigger bought all this junk, not me the Dragonborn! I'll even throw in an extra septim to cover the cost of your discretion. And can you train me to be a better pickpocket for 8,000 septims too?

>>3434001
>>3434152
>2,000 years of excruciating slumber
No. 17 years as human, about 1,000 years as a Vampire living in King Harkon's sex dungeon at Castle Volkihar, and about 1,000 years sleeping in Dimhollow Crypt

>>3434531
>everybody I disagree with is sand hitler
Muslims automatically go to hell if they do anything fun, like drinking Nord mead, or having sex with a vampire, etc. I'll pass on your constrictive "no fun allowed" medieval religion, but thanks anyway chump

>>3399234
Serana is a weirdo because we don't see Harkon rape her ingame but playing the DLC you just know. Like you just know King Harkon is a pure evil daughterfucking bastard who literally wishes to rule the world and eat our enthralled children in the name of Molag Bal

>>3399234
What was the Serana dialogue mod that got deleted for using AI voices? That was the best one.

>>3437487
anon they're first gen vampires, they're all canonically rape victims