>OI CHICKEN CHASERWhy this make me so irritated
>>3525709Do you chase chickens?
>>3525711Not openly. Kid has no right knowing that
>>3525709I thought third worlders were supposed to have PCs. Why are you playing this shit?
>>3525711OP chases roosters
>>3525713Someone narced
>>3525709I ask people if they are just going to stand there like a lemon to this day.
>>3525794>stand there like a lemon
>>3525709Because you don't even chase cocks like a real man. You know you're wrong.
>>3525709It's another way of saying you lust for cock.
>not becoming piemastur
>>3525709Were your people colonized by the British?
>>3525952Not really
The canonical name is Arseface
>>3525709Kill Whisper and Thunder to feel better.
>>3526128Kek i finished entire game with that nickname>"Its a honour to greet you sir.... Arse..face.."
>>3525726Gonna kick his ass
Who else fucking killed Whisper in every single playthrough no matter what alignment you're on?
>>3526178I killed her because she was black and sassy. Joined satan cult later on
>>3525709Just chase the chickens, chicken chaser
>>3527024OI SHUT UP
>>3525709The title seller is literally the first person you walk past when you leave the tutorial.
>we will never get fable 2 on PCI just want to fucking play itWhen I was a kid the top 2 games I wanted to play were fallout 3 and fable 2 but I didn't own a next gen system. FUCK
I'm keeping tabs on you
>>3527083yes, and please title me Sir Arseface
>>3527086isnt there any port to play Fable2?
>>3526277king
>>3527330
oh i still have my screenshot after finishing gamethat old faggot refused to talk to me after i decided its me who should wear satans mask
>mfw all the women of town want to get in your pants
>>3527443>me on my way to Darkwood (I will be sacrificing them in the chapel of Skorm)
I remember having a crush on MC's sister.I don't really remember what happens in the game but I think at some point later on you like find her blind in some merry troupe of bandits or something and then the masked jack the ripper type guy stabs and kills her.I remember that pissed me off so much when I was like 10 i dropped the game there and never played it again kek.
>>3527505You remember wrong. Play again.Jack kills your mother, jot your sister, it's you who gets yo kill Theresa if you want to keep the sword of aeons.Also, yeah, Theresa is very hot when you meet her at the camp.
>>3527525Ah well it's been 20 years so it's all just fever dream memories.I don't really know if I would enjoy playing it again, I tried fable 2 on release day and gave up after a few hours of roaming aimlessly in some random caves and shit, it felt so empty and barren like I was playing a tech demo for open world or something.Never tried any other ones after that.
It's a shame they changed Jacks voice in TLC, I know you can mod it back but it would have been better if they didn't change it at al>>3527505More or less what happened,During the raid she was blinded by Jack, she then went to live with Twin Blades until you defeat him, afterwards she kind of roams around until Jack captures her and tries to summon the Sword of Aeons
>>3527531Yeah, Fable 2 has some really bad maps imo. The original Fable is short and sweet and that reflects on the areas. They're small enough that there's no way you get lost, most are linear, amd there's always something interesting. There's no cave for the sake of just adding a cave, every are has quests attached and you'll end up knowing the entire world like the back of your hand in no time. The gameplay is also leagues better than any sequel. I don't think you're going to have trouble playing it today. It's a cult classic for a reason.
>>3527536do you think that bandit chef fucked her in tent?
>>3527548It's a shame because I remember liking the snowy christmas or whatever it was intro that game had.But yeah maybe I will try the first one again some day.
>>3527552You wouldn't?
>>3527868>cucking the coalburnerbased
>>3527086>Fable 1 released on PC>Fable 2 did not>Fable 3 released on PCWhat the fuck was the logic here?
>>3527868>There must be more to life
>>3527086Just play on Xenia with patch you autismoI did so 2 years ago so you might not even need patch anymore >>3527256Only on xbox series and streaming
>>3526178Don't do it, farmboy.
>>3526178My favorite part about Whisper is that literally every encounter you have with her and her brother up to the arena questline is them being complete cunts to you. And then, when its time for you and her to fight to the death, she wants to be your pal and just assumes you'll be on board with her little ploy. She just assumes the orphan who watched his entire village get massacred and grew up to be a demigod is just gonna happily follow the orders of the woman who treated him like shit growing up. As if revenge isn't this guy's bread and fucking butter.
>>3528141>call a kid farmboy>the kid who used to be a farmboy, before he watched his entire village, family and all, get murdered and burnedI'm gonna fucking do it, cunt.
>>3528134>autismoDude whatI don't know anything about your internet shit.
>>3528149Just walk away!
>>3525715kek
>>3528167>Uuuuh it wasn't officially released so i can't play itBeing normalfag zoomer without need or desire to think must be bliss
>>35281431.woman2.nigger
>>3528134Don't you have to constantly exit the game because of bugs? Something about the body morphs not working on xenia, causing you to become pure black.
>>3528350Use patch for it as i previously saidIt's somewhere on their github
>>3528364The one that disables textures altogether? That's not really a patch
>>3528234What in the fuck are you talking about nobody said this
>>3525715There's something about the name Chicken Chaser..Makes you sound like a COCK
>>3525709I remember in my first playthrough I didn't figure out you can change your title, so even in toward the end of the game as the greatest hero of the realm random pedestrians would still call me "Chicken Chaser". Shit was bizarre.>>3526178>Spare her life>She appears once for a short chat and then disappears completely from the gameName a bigger "your choices matter" bullshit.
>>3525709This gotta be the most aggressively British game ever made.
>>3528141>Insult you while begging for lifeIs she stupid? I guess she's trying to remind you of the childhood spent together but she did it the worst possible way.
>>3528589It was just banter, bro.
>>3528406No I won't bother spoonfeeding but i think the only problem it had was with hair(when you change colour)
>someone rips the JoB voice files from the OG release>uploads the TLC mod on nexusmods and as expected it gets taken down a few days later>no reuploads, it disappears from the internetFuck nexus and their IP faggotry. No modding community should rely on such big websites.
>>3529226Try messaging Avarice. He's the fable nerd who ported Fable 2 weapons into Fable 1.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8neNuNTey5U
>>3529226I'll never understand why that shit site got popular in the first place, Moddb has been there all this time, why aren't those retards just putting it on there??
>>3529424NTA but ModDb has a pretty painful site
>>3529424Accessibility, aesthetics, marketing.
>>3529450>marketing>for modsalso>accesibility>when you need to make an accountare you fucking kidding me>>3529441how?
>>3529450>accessibility The fact that people think Nexus is "accessible" shows just how terrible shit was before the Steam Workshop.
>>3529694It's just rather awkwardly laid out. Most everything for a mod is spluttered on one page and there's a mixture of updates and ""news"" that makes realizing what you're staring at feel off. Meanwhile Nexus has a great search tool, and when you click on the mod everything's laid out in comprehensive tabs.
>>3530198>steam workshopwho the fuck uses that?
>>3529424e-peen
>>3529450>>3530198Moddb>download mod>install it according to mod's instructions>if some additional mods/sw is needed, the author was forced to write it down in the instructions or include it with the zipNexus>try to download mod>have to register>do you want our buggy spy/bloatware or download files manually?>manually>then and only then a window pops up >this mod requires a dependency>download it>this dependency requires another dependency>download them all in a dozen tabs>see mod installation instructions>"install it through nmm idk lol">search for general manual installation of mods for the game on the internet>install everythingSteam Workshop>Most Popular has shitty one note joke mods>Most Subscribed has mods that are all obsolete>find a mod you'd want on the internet, it's called "A B">search for it>dozens of mods with either A or B in the title or description show up>search for it in quotation marks>mod wasn't found>get a link through google>subscribe>it doesn't download>restart steam>it doesn't download>restart steam and clear the cache>it doesn't download>give up>it downloads sometime next week>it's obsoleteThank God recently modders for a number of games have been moving to github. All you need to know is to download the release, not the source code, which even a retard like me can figure out.
>>3530368Steam workshop also doesn't work if you don't "own" the Steam version. This fact alone makes it the worst option of them all. All Steam shills are corporate shills and subhuman paypiggies.
>>3530368nigga just click "mod manager download" and boom
>>3530368It's right there in the main description
In the og xbox version, the guild master tells you someone needs help when you first step into bowerstone quay, but there are no quests there (other than the guy wanting you to change your hairstyles). That voiceline is cut in TLC. Does anyone know why?
Anniversary was a mistake.
>>3531603Dang they paid for Joe Rogan?
>>3531415Maybe it's because the voice said "slums"? Sometimes devs assume their players have down syndrome.vid for referencehttps://youtu.be/ZbezQkNXTFU?si=t0AmFEh_n4FMBV_6&t=4372
>>3526178No one calls me farmboy and lives
>>3531603They genuinely ruined the whole look of the game. why change the art style? Made everyone look like a giant baby, when they could have kept the same look and feel but higher fidelity (or just left it alone). It wasn't a particularly good looking game in the first place but they made it so uggo
>>3532851idk looks better imobetter graphics
>>3532852>old bad>new goodkys
>>3532855ok boomer
>>3532852the character model looks like a 40 year old man
I finished the game the other day. Some bosses are utter shit but it's a 2004 rpg after all
>>3532851>his willpower and potions: gone
>>3526130>>3526178>Whisper acts like a smug cunt your entire acquaintance >becomes clear she's nowhere near your equal the moment you step into the academy>refuses to change her attitude toward you no matter what you do whereas even the smug Briar Rose does after she realizes you are the real deal>doesn't offer to surrender to you in the arena until after you beat her ass for the umpteenth time>tells you to act like the bitch by walking out and forfeiting the purse instead of offering to be the one that crawls awayEven on my good playthroughs I always killed her and Thunder. They were both clearly evil and unrepentant villains, as befits their skin tone, and leaving them alive would only lead to more pain and anguish for others.
>>3527552No he fucked her in the vagina.
>the only 2 black characters in the game are insufferable assholes that you can humiliate, cuck and killHonestly based.
>>3533658At the end of the day, /v/ was actually a BBC lover board for hating Fable and based Molyneux.
>>3525709You know what grinds my gear in Fable 2? in the unskippable prologue you make four choices. One completely changes the look of one location later on and the other three do piss shit nothing. What a cop out. It didn't even have to be something so world changing, but anything would be good.
>>3534898What choice changes the world? I only went through Fable 2 once.
>>3534930The one where you hand over posters either to the guard or the criminal. If the former, the Old Town will turn into nice street with few stalls. If the latter, the Old Town will turn into crappy slums with prostitutes and one general store. In the end it has no influence on the story and the game beyond the aesthetic of this one location, but it teases you about your choices mattering in the game.
LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE GAME THEN YOU FUCKING MUPPETOI FUCKWIT, WANNA HAVE A GO AT IT THEN?OI JOKAH COME OVER HERE AND I SLAP YOU LIKE A BITCHYOU ACT LIKE A BITCH I SLAP YOU LIKE A BITCH
>>3532851Don't forget that they fucking removed mouse support on it. When fucking Lost Chapters exists.
>>3532851nigga you can't be serious this is one of those edited screenshots right? there's no way this is an official release
>>3535629yu no rike?
fuck it. I want to reinstall it now. I've got the lost chapters. I heard anniversary was dog shit. any interesting mods for either version?
>>3537031the mod that brings back Jacks old voice for most of the game
