>no blondes
ywnbw

>evil bitch
>literally who
>literally who
>evil used up roastie bitch

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>>3693713

There has never been a blonde love interest for males in a modern rpg.

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>>3693716

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>make self insert fat bastard
>incel so strong I can't believe even as a protag that a woman could love me
>romance the autistic robot instead
It's the only logical option.

>>3693711
My schizo wife Leliana

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>>3693716
>There has never been a blonde love interest for males in a modern rpg.

>>3693722
Hey heyy heyy. What's going on? 3 of these aren't love interests, 1 isn't modern.

>>3693718

>Owlcat ‘romance’

Ugh. But you got me, I admit defeat.

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>>3693728
Spoken like a true gentleman.

>>3693725
Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this.

>>3693711
>No redhead tsuendre elf
Not gonna make it pal

>>3693716
I LOVE YOU AERIE
I LOVE YOU AERIE
I LOVE YPU AERIE

>>3693749
>>No redhead tsuendre elf
Post three.
plz

>>3693753
Yrileth
That portrait druid girl from Icewind Dale
...
...
Aribeth!

>>3693716
>>3693718
It is kind of shocking the lack of blonde love interests in RPGs with romances aside from Valerie and Galfrey, both from Owlcat. I guess not everyone likes blondes as much as they do brunettes

>>3693713
Neither will you, ranjeet

>>3693884
i am a blonde. cope.

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>>3693871

It's more of a Ravenette thing. Morrigan, Isabela, Cassandra, Sebille, Yennefer, Shadowheart..they all have jet Black hair, and all but Isabela have fair skin.

>>3693722
Ojisan... it's time to let go...

>>3693729
God I love the corniness of these old RPG women
This, mortal Kombat costumes, just made the games so stylish, even of they looks stupid, because It fit really well the over the top Fantasy scenarios.

>>3693966
Why not give Merril as an example instead then lol

>>3694010
>Merril
Literally who

>>3693711
>we want the normalfag audience
A sound business decision.

>>3693711
I liked Cass so much, it's unfortunate they wrote her to be stupid and I had to listen to her gripe about her ex after sex.

>>3693711
>Fantasy is European
>You’re typing English right now

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>>3694010

Isabela feels more like the default/normie choice since she was in the pre-launch trailers.

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>>3693711

>>3693722
>not a blond
>can't have sex with her
>she's a portrait not a character
>not romancable

>>3693716
Expedition: Viking

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>>3693716
what the fuck is wrong with her face?!

>>3694958
She’s an e*f.

>>3693711
for me, its pallegina

>>3695024
>Sawyer names the woman warrior "Paladin Vagina"
What did Sawyer mean by this?

>>3693713
For some reason the white male audience wants the black haired (and sometimes ginger) women, and the non-white male audience is the one that wants blondes

>>3693713
>>3695668
I like blondes and black haired women (black not african you dumbfucks) but I am more picky about blondes.

>>3695668
Decades of BBC demoralization have made blondes unattractive to the average white male.

>>3693718
Give me Valerie!

>>3693722
>top left: tranny face

>>3694958
ERUneous design

>>3694826
imagine the footjobs

Just give me a Lara Croft

Rich, successful, driven expert in her archeological field, highly educated history buff, eloquent lady when need be, loves her guns, named after a literal god, flexible and fit as fuck, strong, killer body, seen the whole world and is well versed in languages.
Literally fights demons.

Oh yeah feminists hate her for this

>>3693718
The barbarian was way hotter though

>>3695996
Listen. Her boobs were too big.

>>3696010
> hated by inferior females for superior breasts
this is the realism from the real world that i want in my games

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There has never been a blonde love interest for males in a modern rpg

>>3693719
>pic
don't make me play the toddslop, bro

>>3693750
>I'm leaving you for Haer'Dalis

>>3695484
>Tomino names his male pilot "Four Vagina"
What did Tomino mean by this?

>>3696019
Leona in Aura Clash. She's a psychotic swordgirl slut though.

>>3693711
If they really wanted to win the white male audience, they should have made much better women than those atrocious whores.

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>>3693716

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>>3696617
I always wonder how Bioware would have mishandled her.

>>3696642
Made her 40 years old or turned her into a man hating lesbian.

>>3696617
Game?

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>>3693753
The only such tsun red-head elf I know is Yrliet

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>>3693719
Are you seriously trying to tell me that Fallout 4 came out TEN FUCKING YEARS AGO

>>3696754
mars war logs

>>3696799
Yeah.
Time flies fast doesnt it?

>>3696010
if you're gay sure, but huge titties are heaven

a game feels like it came out yesterday...
but actually 1/8th of your lifespan has passed since it released.
scary,

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>>3693716
Everyone loves KeA.

>>3693713
Those are exclusively for Japanese men and women according to the Nasuverse

>>3694944
>she's a portrait not a character
She's literally a character, unless you pick that portrait
That portrait is used for Nurah

>>3696019
White hair is not blonde hair
2 different appeals

>>3697090
it's a joke about how shallow her character is

>>3696019
Not a love interest

>>3696019
Valerie and Galfrey in the Pathfinder games