You don't stereotype aliens, do you anon?
every alien is a son of a bitch
>>3697315Counterpoint:
>>3697315Not dr mengele hes okayAlso in ME2 theres some bitch nwxt to the bridge that wants to fuck every alien you convince to join WHORE burnt the palladium end up in aquarium
>>3697311>practically every bar you can go to has asari strippers and dancers>flirting with older adult asari reveals they fucked everything that moves like rabbits for a century or two>only real reason they refuse advances is because they have already rode the carousal and grew pickier>dating scene is asari seeking short lived races because they will quickly die>it is notable when an Asari wants to commit to another long lived race like the Krogan because they have to actually take the relationship more seriouslyAsari deserve their reputation.
>>3697311Do I look like a goddamned Ashley?!
>>3697311Look at this futa blue goonberry
>>3697311>aliens>really just humans with a single weird physical featureStar Drek has a lot to answer for.
>>3697311Ironic, considering that Bioware wanted you to bang Liara so hard that she obsesses over Shepard even if you don't romance her.
>>3697498Shes trying to portray herself as a good girl for Shepard.
>>3697311Sorry, but I am intrinsically disgusted by Asari, and wouldn't touch one if you paid me to.For me, it's Quarians.
>>3697530Keelah se'lai
Bioware are cowards for not including a Hanar romance.
>>3697530female turians but quarians can get it too
>>3697311WHOA, ALIEN MIND SEX?? FUCK YEAH! WE'LL BANG SOON BABE! OKAY?>>3697569The Turians didn't even invent females until 2186 AD iirc, they used to be very much like the Asari in that they were a mono-gendered race. The first Turian female ever was Nyreen Kandros, a gang leader on Omega. Elcor, Yahg, Geth, Volus, Batarians, Keepers, Rapers, Vorcha, Collectors, Protheans, Drell and Hanar also have no females either that I am aware of. they make babies by gaying it up with other males apparently. might seem gross by human standards but it is simply their culture
>>3697498>Saren Arterius cucks all of Citadel space by banging Matriarch Benezia>Commander Shepard counter-cucks Saren by banging the Matriarch's only daughterWe humans have a saying, an eye for an eye, a life for a life...>>3697497Asari looking human-like is linked to plot elements you n00b. One of the reasons we were able to achieve our high status in Galactic society in a few quick decades is because humans fit quite well into the mainstream Asari standards of beauty. The Volus, Elcor and other ugly races have tried for centuries to rise to the top but continue to fail miserably
>>3697756>Asari looking human-like is linked to plot elements you n00b. One of the reasons we were able to achieve our high status in Galactic society in a few quick decades is because humans fit quite well into the mainstream Asari standards of beauty. The Volus, Elcor and other ugly races have tried for centuries to rise to the top but continue to fail miserablyit hasnts been stated anywhere in the game.... i just finished it
>>3697787A subtext VS context issue
>>3697790BREST EROTIC UOOOOOOHHHH T o T
>>3697327Liara is just a prude.
>>3697839>Liara is just a prude.i bet she sucked 1000 cocks when shepard was in coma
>>3697501>>3697756I hate to be that kind of autist. Would nu-bioware make a race like the asari if Mass Effect was made for the first time today? I think they would just make them space elves with males and females like humanity, or androgynous traps/reverse traps.>>3697842She was the shadow broker, after all.
>>3697311Most of the stereotypes are true, especially in ME
>>3697748>The Turians didn't even invent females until 2186 AD iircWhere the fuck did you get that idea?
>>3697913>>3697748no thats just bioware being LAZY AS FUCK and only making male turians because the designers were lazy cunts we only got female krogan in me3 too for the SAME reason hell we only got a female salarian in me3 as well AGAIN out of lazyness
>>3697875>rex pulls a gun on me
>>3697935wrex*sorry drunk
>>3697311Turn up your brightness
>>3697975only cuck zoomers do that, if shot is dark its supposed to be dark NIGGER
>>3698117Everyone in WoW did that.
>>3697311>Claims Asari are not sluts >Proceeds to be easy as pie
>>3698117It's not zoomer to want to be able to see things you idiot. If you go into the aettigns your brightness settings aren't what they will recommend. For some reason the legendary edition fucked this up but there are scenes on default brightness you literally can't see anythingSee when you confront Chorban (keeper scanner salarian)I suppose it is an industry-wide retardation because basically every screenshot in the catalogue is way too dark
>>3698270They knew everyone kept the gamma up so they made it darker to compensate.
>>3698270>It's not zoomer to want to be able to see things you idiot.everyone we got zoomer here, go back to /v!