https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0TLo3rfQ3o
>>1730851ad buy an
>ZvZ finalsshan't be watching
>game2 of that matchdisgusting. zerg is OP.
whoops, i meant game 2 and 3. zerg OP.
>throws game 4it's ogre...
Fuck, missed it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjbzB8vJutkro4
whens next gsl?
after dreamhack dallas
whens dreamhack dallas?
>snow v soulkey game 3i thought only TvTs were supposed to last this long.
and that zvz game
theres no zvz games today
dang, poor snow. zerg is OP in every regard. can't wait for a 1hour finals match this season.
can't wait to not watch a zvz finals
>>1731938thousand cock stare on the thick one, plastic surgery face on the one in the green sweater
>>1731938>no sc grill friend to fry my meat Not that liking or disliking starcraft is some sort of defining trait. Not that I'd even get a regular girlfriend in the first place.Not that plastic surgery can fix my shit personality. Now when I think about it, not that it's worth living my life in the first place so no point in thinking about it.
Both semis were won by the players I didn't want to win...
we're back baby
>>1732210Tasteless:>Wifetosis better than ArtosisArtosis:>you know itWhat did he mean by this?
nothing probably, we all know he's interested in fresher meat
>>1732146balanced
>>1732483you little tossbabies have had your fun, now its time to get raped with the big zerg cock
arty is shilling david kim gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zotYqIiaw4
>go on leddit>waaaa why isnt this starcraft3i hate starcrumps who cant accept there are different styles of rts than shitty sc2.
>>1732680"paradigm shift" is ripped straight out of that sam hyde ted talk
>>1732680is there any actual information about the game in here or is it just a waste of time
>>1732889teaching african refugees to play starcraft
was your post meant for the aoe2 thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQfybWoJj_Ufucking lol
starcraft guru feardragon69
what are we watching tonight?
steel division 2/warno/aoe2 videos.
glad to see him back
>>1734597wish the saudis would throw them off a skyscraper
When do the playoffs start?The literal who stage of the tournaments are always snoozefests
i dont care about anything other than gsl / asl
gl to Skilous
>her>her>herBut it's a guy.Must be weird casting it, though they are there willingly.
its not weird to them; they genuinely believe it.
literally nothing wrong with feardragon's casting
ayo reynor is in gsl next season?
>>1734794>they genuinely believe it.Big if true. >>1734868Yes, he's in Korea already.
>>1734868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmnqZvNTDdg
>>1734794literally no one genuinely believes it
>>1735453>45 minutes to say "I beat some guys in a qualifier"wow
When is ASL?
>>1735479>player does commentary on his qualifier games>i-i-it's a bad thing, o-okay?You don't even like the game, do you?
>>1735662Reduce the starting worker count to 6, add in 3-4 player maps, and kill Feardragon and SC2 will instantly become a much better game
we need to kill a lot more english """"""""""""talent"""""""""""" besides feardragon to make sc2 good.
you gotta start somewhere
bro the game is dead, new "talent" is not going to come
that's a good thingreturn to tradition (brood war)
Remember when zombiegrub announced that she was going to quit starcraft 2 then nobody called her for a new job and then she deleted the announcement and came back after one month?
no
>>1735662>You don't even like the game, do you?no
i dont want new 'talent.' id prefer theyd either use the current guys who are good or just have no casters at all and just use an observer with ingame audio.
The talent they should hire is>Harstem and Lambo (because they aren't going to win anything as players)>Rotterdam>Wardii can organize the tournaments but he's not allowed on camera/mic>Artosis>Tasteless>Caster Park>an AI chatbot that sounds like incontrol
>>1735811>Harstem and LamboSurprisingly a great duo, shame they don't have more stuff done together. But I like to see them compete as well. Sure, not the top dogs, but very good players nonetheless.
>>1735819they do a youtube show where they try to guess the MMR of people submitting replayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab1kDiT1Mlg
ASL Season3 is great! I hope Shine wins. plz dont spoil the end.
>>1735811i also like state and gemini compared to the other english casters.
>>1735842I forgot about State because I stopped watching GSL when Arty left Corea
bros arty is so fucking mad right now
about what? i cant watch his streams unless he's doing casts/NAPL due to how bad tts is.
>>1735842>stateIf you mean the guy, who's currently casting with Tasteless, then he seems alright. I'm bad with names, so not sure who's Gemini is, but will look up later. I mean, I've heard the name, but no face pop up in memory.
>>1735893state casts with tasteless in GSL, yeah. gemini is a substitute if state/tasteless cant make it and he's not bad when you have the rest of the english scene to compare him with.
>geminiwould be alright if he wasnt a t*ss player or a pedo
Moletrap when
>>1735829AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFLASH IS GET 4-POOLED BY SOULKEY. ASL Season 3 is something else!
zerg OP
>>1735937Was Soulkey just lucky that FlaSh built his buildings the way he did?
>>1735855>>>/wsg/5523169
>>1735986hammin it up as usual, i see.
When is ASL? I'm scared to check liquipedia because it might have already been decided.
the finale is on the 27th.
soulkey won
>soulkey beating flashno way...
>rogue is back>trap back soon
>>1736697when's maru go to the military
>maru goes to the military>terran does horrible>'balance' council say terran is still OP and needs more nerfs>even more zergs than now
I'm not even meming when I say this but EMP should be moved to the ravenghost has way too big a power budget
Thank You Artosis for keeping me alive when my son passed away last year.....i watched all sezons with you on sc2allcast ...thank You for keeping me alive and finding some enjoyment in this cruel world.
>>1735986>artosis has to act like a retarded clown and listen to constant infantile tts spam every night but he's rich>tasteless has to shill for random games, do sponsored gambling streams for a tiny chat and is poor but still manages to keep more dignityWho came out worse after SC casting work started slowing down?
>>1736955Artosis by a long shot
>>1736955the 1.2k to 1.7k manbabies who can stand watching arty i guess
ourgirl is laddering
>>1737370that's not Nina
I said girl
who is going to win the dilation match?
who the fuck is wayne
>>1737409Wayne (formerly Ratata (formerly Vanya))
All in on 'stem.
>>1737384when?
sc2bros are eating good
>euim not eating
MC is playing BW now?
i assume the american tranny derby is on at a similar time
>>1737469NAbros... why is our region like this
North Americans know that trans rights are human rights unlike those chuds in Europe.
something something water something jews
damn zg looks good in that
he looks ftm
>be finnish conscript>have to do shitty tasks like shovel snow all day, clean latrines, etc while getting shit pay.>while this guy just has to go into a room and play computer games all dayi know i wouldnt be happy
>>1737787read ender's game and you'll understand what they're doing
>>1736955>tasteless has to shill for random gamesI honestly thought it was a joke when I saw the hellofresh ad. Then I remember that he'd hustle anything and everything.
>>1737520<3____<3
what the heck is this
T'SV
TOTALSTEMDOMINATION
lambros...
>>1737375kekbased.
>>1738458GG T_T
>feeding so many ultras that your ghosts run out of energyInteresting tactic from Bly
>>1738590If he didn't start teching and just continued to trade game 2 would have been his. Clem was barely scraping by.
that was it?
Yep.
sc2 is dead...
I just pre ordered the new gamestop exclusive kerrigan funko pop!https://www.instagram.com/funkopopsnews/p/C6FpnYBuXxD/?hl=ko
>>1738620It took you eleven years to realize that?
>>1738845>11SC2 released like 15 years ago
kek how does this happen?
I'm in the bed with my gf watching chink ESLcomfy
if it's not a kgf I don't care
she's close enough
Why does maxpax even compete if she refuses to go to offline tournaments?
GunGFuBanDa :---DDDDDDDDBenis :-DD
>>1739652i remember hearing ESL even penalizes the prize money he gets from online stuff
>>1739319too much coffee
zsisters...we're getting dabbed on
About 7 hours and 25 minutes until the ASL 17 finals, 2 hours earlier than usual.Who will win? Will we see a late game ZvZ?
reynor v cure in 30 mins @ afreeca
>>1740506*soop
>>1740506who?
>>1738181That's what being sponsored by US airforce looks like.
lambros..we're so back...
Love to see it.
>>1731909immaculate set of dentals
>land few fungals agains't Maru as Serral>everyone loses their mind and screech for nerfs>MaNa rapes his way back into the game with storms>that's how the game was intended to play
zerg goodprotoss bad
>>1740821>no argument>ebin meme:DD
you sound upset
Lambronyxisters????
zero space looks like it's running at like 20fps all the time
>>1730851He's barely changed since 2005 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0fV5KADifY
This map pool is a joke
FUCK PROTOSS
unironically a skill issue, kid
yeah it's an issue he can do that with skills of a metal league zerg
keep coping, sister
>>1741153idk about Brood War but destroying protoss as zerg in SC2 is easy as fuck. Open 12 pool, this stops pylon blocks/cannon rush etc. 12 pool can also straight up win the game in the beginning if he fucks up. Scout with your overlord later. If he is going to air, mass hydra ling off 3 bases and go kill him. If he is going ground, mass roach/rav/ling off 3 bases and go kill him. I love seeing toss pop up on the loading screen
>>1741497>Open 12 poolWAT :DGiving such an advice is just mean, frankly.
terrangutans will see this and complain
>>1741779zerg needs a buff
whats a zerg
>>1741897but a miserable pile of secrets
Zerg who?
HeroMarine might actually 3-0 Reynor... Damn, what a time.
I-IT'S THE PING!!!!
I like today's bracket, Eurobros.
I like you.
>watching the affirmative action yuropoor cupi shiggy doooooooo
>>1741964>affirmative actionBut it's the US that props the trannies.
>>1741779oof
Spirit 3-0'ed Die Mauer. :OI could imagine Elazer dropping 0-3, just because his strat every game is to drone up and pray, but all the other series going 3-0 too is a bit unexpected. Now it's Clem vs Harstem and I'm worried. Best of luck, I guess.
total stem domination incomingpoor little french boy not so tough after being raped by dutch captain
>>1742063Ahoi, the rape ferry is setting sail.o7
>>1742062spirit showtime was the only match that shouldn't be a 3:0
>>1742071Don't tell me you expected the 3:0 in Reynor vs HM?
>>1742075I did considering the ping disadvantage
how are we feeling 'stemsisters
it's so fucking over stemsissies
got clem right where he wants him
That game 2... Hate to see it.
It's Joever
Harsten will run back through the losers bracket. I'm definitely going to win this one guys
>>1742110Lower bracket W will go to:>Reynor>Elazer >Harstem>ShowtimeAll 3:0, of course.
>>1742083Fair enough, but 3:0 is still too much, imo, and it's not like HM relied on window mines a lot or anything, he's a tank guy and ping doesn't matter that much when Zerg needs to deal with siege tanks.
How does reynor get worse every year while serral gets better every ear
Serral is fighting for his country against Russian aggressionReynor is just a guido
putin won
doesn't look like it lmao
the BSL twitch chat was funnybroodwar fags are funny
>>1742399Post a scREEnshot or it's fake news.
Although the valkyrie can't target ground, it can act as a damage absorbing 'tank' for group of marines, now you might think just use a BC instead for that, but the valkyrie is fast and can disengage from trouble, repair and come back to continue tanking, and saving ground unit lives.
>>1742476damn if only you could repair bcs
thinking about reinstalling sc2 and cheesing every game
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U90VDu2X-ywIT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U90VDu2X-ywIT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U90VDu2X-ywIT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U90VDu2X-yw
I CAN'T BELIEVE FLASH GOT 4 POOLED BY SOULKEY
every fucking time
>>1742615wish i had a gookfu bros
ARGENTINA IS WHITE
not even hot girls this final
>artosis casts the finals during his family vacationtasteless would never do that for us gamers.
>>1742656
finals were meh, but what more could you expect from ZvZ.
didn't even watch LMAO
When's ASL18?
Tasteless said october but don't cancel your monthly patreon subscription
Any news on our boy, the cryptolord Flash himself, joining the next bout of ASL?
what's the group of dead?
C
Kinda shit finals tbhwyf
Can't wait for Reynor to lose to Hero and Gumiho.
bro reynor is going to win this season screencap this post
get back to work, reynor
reynor has been on fire since he's in koreahe even destroyed cure 4-0 in the showmatch
hasnt the guido lost ro16/ro32 the last few times he's been in GSL despite (supposedly) being a great player
>>1743374>reynor has been on fireHe fucked up in regional qualifiers.I do cheer for him, but everything can happen.
we are watching zg play the new rts
manor lords is not an rts it's a comfy city builder for WHITE MEN such as I
doesn't it have total war style combat segments
>>1743416>>1743423>>1743426It's a very buggy EA that is low on features without any sort of roadmap and has a large marketing campaign.What other red flags do people need?Also there are 3 other threads on /vst/ about it.
don't you ever fucking reply to me again
>>1743458:DD
guys do you think i'm too aggressive ?
I don't go on /vst/. cringe board
I'm a /sp/ /int/ chad
>>1737234What's wrong with watching ArtosisWhat is a superior form of entertainment according to you?
Artosis is not that bad you just have to mute it sometimes
>>1743721watching tasteless shill the latest hit gambling website
>>1743835I was excited to see some SC2 games on one of his cast channels but he doesn't mute the TTS during those casts and it makes me close the tab immediately
not artosis this week he's in california with tasteless again
are they shilling for david kim again
>God, I miss you like hell>I was wrong, I can tell>For the heart can be blind and frozen!>Now I live with the pain>Every night, every day>As I read those letters you wrote me![ ASL Match Begins ]The only one that sticks.
for me it's>if you want it then you gotta take it yeah heh heh yeah heh heh
kek what was he thinking?
i wanna play sc2 again but i wanna play an older, less bad version of the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2wHIIjossE
>>1743885How the fuck can I only be knowing of their existence just now. The lungs on that guy. I can't stop listening to them.
Bro that's an ok power metal singer, nothing uncommon about his voice. I actually saw them live when they were supporting nightwish
He's just an OK power metal singer, you say. Fuck, that's awesome.
Tarja > Floor > whatever the second singer's name was
>>1744627i'm beginning to think tasteless has some body image issues
>>1745146He did used to be quite handsome
>>1745146But he embraced that ogre gamer life
>>1745155>>1745156His ogre mode also looks okay.
we eating good SC2bros
>BO9
>>1745211Endurance match. :O >at least 5 Serral gamesIt's basically a feast.If I find a job, I'm traveling to be there in person.
anon.... it's in saudi arabia. i'd have to recommend against going since they will throw you off the electronic Sports building.
>>1742608zvz finals
Bwchads what about us?... they are going to announce another showmatch this year, right?
yeah, it'll be me vs you. i hope youre ready for me to show you my skills ive trained in compstomp for a decade.
>>1743032artosis said the reason he didn't join the last one was because of wrist issues iirc, so he might be back or might just give up
imagine if artosis never discovered broodwar and stuck with being a basketball fan and held the same reverence for some basketball dunking pavement ape that he holds for flashimagine how gay that would be
my theory on why flash hasnt come back is that he hasnt gotten back to peak form after getting out of the military, and he doesnt want to return until he's back in GOAT form. if he came back and lost to some loser, his reputation would be totally dead (more than scamming cryptofags).
whom are we rooting for, fellow /sceevees/?
oh. this is reynor?im rooting for maru and ty
>reynor on commentary>no tastelesswtf
>Reynor casting>muteI hope it's an out of season april fools joke.
yikes
if i wanted to listen to shitty yuropoors with lisps, i'd watch ESL. this sucks.
nice fucking stream
go to https://play.afreecatv.com/gslenglish
have to listen to a fucking zerg's balance ideas. ebin.
TYchads we are so back
TYchads....
we'll get in through the lower bracket tybros
wait that's it? where are the loser and winner matches
can we please nerf terran? they only win 25% of tournaments which steals money from the rightful zerg players.
What's going on? Did Reynor lost and now casts for banter?
he doesnt lose until next week.
can we buff banelings more?
>even winning isn't enough for our resident terran crybabyThe Terran cries in pain as he strikes you.
im just balancing out the whine from the zerg caster.
TY plays pretty good against maru and then plays like this vs creator?
reynor has lost all his energy. not caster material.
creator in full throw mode
classic creator.
zoomers need their pills to have energy
>>1746119Well, they are not in tune much and Stats (I hope I didn't get the name wrong) is usually the build guy who knows what's going on in the game and now Reynor kind overtook that role so he's probably off his rhythm a bit.The handoffs are bit crappy too, but I'm just guessing they didn't coach Reynor enough ( or at all).It's not bad or terrible though, I'd say pretty okay overall.
Holly shit, all those banes smashed into 'tank line'. Resources down the drain.
it's over
it's not over till it's over trust the plan
state not stats, but youre probably right.
'pro' players
told you it wasn't over we are so back creatorgods
What a game.
he's going to lose anyway
loving the wood textures on this map
>>1746145Hardwood floor outdoors... THAT'S WHAT I CALL META.
KINO LIFT
uhhhh ragnasissies???
it's ragnarover
you may now apologise to creator
B-b-but will he accept it...? T_T
zergsissies...
Those games were fun to watch.Gratz to Creator and better luck next time for Shim.
congratulations to harstem for advancing to the lower bracket round of 4
'Stem just destroyed SkiLLous for betraying RuZZia and Putler.
putin lost
>putin l-ACK
LOL!
tranny battle soonget ready to spam 41 in the chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAyDvSbs1AI
Which transwoman are we rooting for?
quick goon sesh while waiting for the tranny derby
Tranny fight has started.
It's time
Only came to /vst/ to read these comments.>>1746391>>1746412>>1746427>>1746484>>1746485
can't remember the last time I saw void rays
one more win to confirm scarscar as the only real woman
ninabros.....
Scarlett remains king tranny.
I feel like there have been way too many sweeps this season.
hmm I wonder how this series will end
2-3
I can't wait to watch three mirror matchups tomorrow.
SHOW ME THOSE ASL REPLAYPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKS>future anon: DERPITY DERP! HERE'S SOME VOD LINKS. WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU WANT-SHOW ME THOSE ASL REPLAYPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKS
Why is the gui in a BW Remastered replay feature so ugly compared to what the observer looks at during a live game? The selection viewer takes up that entire space between the map & where the replay time-left is. Is there a way to fix this? The translucent effect on it is no consolation to me.
just look at this steamy shit stretching the entire screen. You'll nearly always want it up, as opposed to the timer to the right. Activision-Blizzard knows how to fuck up even the simplest things.
>>1734597These faggots make watching games miserable. how do the eeven manage to be so insufferable.Wish they would go for a homosex vacation in brapratistan and get apex predatored while taking selfies.
So when is the next tasteless Lan party?
after he gets that sweet tencent money for shilling that david kim game
Pizza grub and beomulf
:|
Reynor is going to lose this PvZ, isn't he.
I somehow doubt *checks notes* wayne is going to defeat him
who tf is wayne?
Wayne (Formerly Ratata (Formerly Vanya))
wait... reynor is the toss?
some russian chud
suiciding mutas and lings for pylons and static defences
now trading lurkers for static defences
Don't worry Waynebros, this was just to lure pidornor into a false sense of security.
чepнoмaзый
fuck this it's 4pm I'm druking
this beowulf guy is worse than wardi
better than pajeet though
waynor
thousand years 'stem reich begins now
Nobody cannon rushes these days... :(
T'SV imminent.
We're back.
Prime skibidi, the rizler locked in the dub.
GYAT FR FR
was that zg's femcel dogs whining?
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
THE YEAR.
Thousand year 'Stemmen Reich
'stem WILL buck break gaynor in the semis
sure thing bro
>I'M RETIRING EACH YEAR VS HECKIN PROTOSS
rotti just said serral should be back soon
I miss him
Will we see proxy marauder? Will we see a single canon rush?
>HM micro can be as good as Clem's C'mon Jess... He's one of the slowest pros...
gabe is aiming for the lower bracket to kill gaynor. trust the plan
>Didn't recall the prism because he thought it's safeJess... He used recall ON screen not that long ago...
>using pizzagrub's name
>JessicaI can fix the last name issue for her if you know what I mean.
Spirit actually had a chance of winning that game.
KURWA BROS, WE COPE TILL THE VERY END
KURWA STONKS! Buy now while low.
>2:2None-believers in the power of KURWA in shambles.
Clem losing on purpose to blueball kurwas.
if clem wins he was just playing with the kurwaif he loses he wanted to drop down to eliminate gaynor
>Spirit taking his signature long breaksI guess, he's spent mentally, must be pretty stressful. Was a good run nonetheless.
>early aggression into cloaked Banshees that can turn into a quick W for Spirit.
>inhales audibly>sucks air through teethGoddamn it I hate ZG.
clementbros.......
>>1747345She's cute so I must simp. Sorry.
c'est fini
FINISHED FOR SPIRIT, THAT IS
KURWA JE BLYA
I mean, Spirit practices against Serral, so him winning isn't that big of an upset. Take Olivera and Reynor's first major win for example, as both too were having a lot of practice games against Serral at a time. Point being, best way to get better faster is to play against better opponents.
>>1747236hairlet rage
damn you guys really watch eu tourneys? i thought it was a joke
ASL>GSL>aoe2 tournaments>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>any sc2 event with ESL 'talent' any/or majority yuropoor players.
>>1747431It's not 2011 anymore, nobody cares about gooks.
favourite unit? i think for me it might be the colossus
our guy astrae vs the tranner is starting (3 minutes ago)
>>1747470time to bait some more twitchtards into saying puck
ACK
she's winning this season
>>1747384why are serral fans so fucking retarded
>>1747591>serral fansBut I'm a ZG fan.
Playoffs in 10 minutes
You WILL join the United States airforce.
>>1748008>United States airforceStarcraft players confirmed drone operators.
lipbros... it's over
Very sloppy, ngl.
>15 probesHaven't seen such damage in forever.
OH NO NO NO
>>1748050He can do better? :( What happened?
>>1748050can zerg or protoss do that kind of damage at 4:38 without going all in
>>1748061yes
>>1748061no
>>1748072yes
>>1748073no
The year of the Terrans supremacy.
Will Harstem and Reynor play a match to determine who gets maxpax's seed spot?
>>1748094Actually curious how does that work currently? I remember, there was one offline competition where he got to play from home.
>>1748103The last time he qualified for an offline dreamhack event and didn't go there was a replacement bracket from all the 8th place finishers.
Spirit vs MaxPax highlight of the day so far.Also, I kind of get the Soul -> Spirit thing now.
how the FUCK did maxpax survive this
>>1748141He was doing fuck all for almost 20sec while on the other side of the map. He truly has some sort of Protoss caused PTSD, baka.
>>1748148I meant Spirit was doing fuck all. GGs regardless.
What the FUCK is homomarine doing?
gaybebros?
why do you guys care about esl eu are you all disgusting g*ermans and stinky french frogs
we are watching mihu vs bonyth
bros... grubby is laddering brood warhttps://www.twitch.tv/grubby
how does 'stem still let it get hit when it gives you a notification AND has a big red line? are dutch (really he's a negro) 'men' just retarded?
im watching tokyo revengers
what's that lil bro?
timetravelling hoodlum with a fat ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2X2VJoal-o
>>1748271CUMENTARY
uhm trannysis we can't lose right?
>>1748288-ACK
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING THIS IS TRANSPHOBIA
>>1748305Terranfags just got deleted
how would you even get stuck in diamond with zerg for a decade? never make 80 drones or never figure out when to send your drone out for a 3rd for 10 years straight?
play for fun, never google "sc2 rapid fire" and always play """macro games"""
zerg players are the most oppressed race
>>1745155yeah he did (no homo) and still he holds some of that charm, and his voice reflects it well. That being said, I wish both Art and Taste (try saying 'Art and Taste' 3x fast in-a-row) would try to get a bit healthier. I know two people who went from complete fucking slobs to running half marathons by following that Katawa Shoujo running regime- Couch to 5K. Fasting keeps you sharp supposedly, but *I* know for a fact that running/jogging makes time seem to slow down. I also think it'd be funny to watch Artosis's lanky ass jogging. But anyways, time is not slowing, youre just going fucking Super Saiyan. Get vascular bros. Get out there, do the *time* on the pavement and never mind your pace. Do the bare fucking minimum jog (i.e. not walking- your only requirement being one foot on the ground at all times) and it's no big deal- you aren't impressing anyone... yet. Soon you can add sprints to your jog to reduce how much of your *time* you're wasting having to do stupid fucking shit- like having to jog in the 21st century when we should all be super human. I say they should run but anything that makes you move a distance is good because movement. Dont do treadmill bullshit. Why did I type all this shit out? It's because I'm tired of Artosis sounding like he's waking up when he's casting some ASLs. He does this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78gmVpL8hwg&list=PLn8OEAChtaMODXlpwoLiVSg5FM0cCoLOv&t=3022s "And *that's* something you can do as well." Bros, get fit.
Why play Fastest? You can't control shit with 200 population.
what did we watch tonight?
>>1748610>>1748243
>>1748373they do believe this
>>1748649Zerg is the hardest race. Even bronze players can stutterstep your shitty marines.
>>1748649its an interesting dichotomy at least, proactive races (terran, protoss) vs reactive (zerg)i think most would agree that playing reactively is more difficult in a game of imperfect information
showtimebros we're losing to someone who doesn't use hotkeys...
0 hype for the esl tournament because of how fragmented it is.
0 hype for the esl tournament because no serral
wardigrub hype!
Jessica time is the best time.
Will someone finally do a proxy marauder build? Or a cannon rush?
Short but spicy games.
>playing reactively is tough with imperfect informationthank God they have overlord pillars everywhere for early game info and creep for mid to lategame.
>>1748898You act as if:a) Overlord are freeb) Overlord don't require larvab) They can't be killed and thus deniedc) Killing them doesn't reduce available supply
The French Are Cooking. GGs. Not a single late game though. :DD
but could he beat serral?
>>1748934Clem could. He's even favored more than Maru against Serral. Kind of sucks that Spirit got steamrolled by both Maxpax and Clem in the end there.
-ACK!
ZG jerking Wardi off under the table?
ACK ACK ACK
the clown final
my boy clem finally made it
>>1748983>>1749030Why do you niggers obsess over this roastie?Seems like a typical normalfag woman to me.
>>1749206Acne makes their dicks hard.
scarlet and bailey jay get a pass because they trooned out before it was cool
>>1749206she's femcel
Is the Arcade still fucked?
>>1749406scarlet is a tranny?
>>1749630kek
>>1749645*starts throwing magnets at you*die bot BITCH
this guy >>1749645 loves to suck feminine dicks
eve online shill
how many thousands or tens of thousands does he make a day from dotions/subs/tts spam, and he still prostitutes himself with ads to make an extra buck.
>>1749755>>1749645what do you think scarlett's dick looks like?
>the pro player's name is an adverb (last, best)>the pro player's name is protos5 but he play zergWhy are Koreans an English broadcaster's nightmare?
>>1749810Gotta send kids to college, please understand.
>>1749920The accuser, known as Jane Doe 2, described Weinstein's penis in detail, saying it "looked like it had been chopped off and sewn back on, like something wasn't right about it," per a report by Law & Crime.
>>1750014>Flash, Light, Alone, Anytime, Enough
>>1750014>Rush, Bingus, Hero, Donkus, Sharp, Retardicus
when is asl?
>>1750174>Last, Best, Flash, Light, Alone, Anytime, EnoughAll adverbs....Flash is best and enough to last alone against Light anytime.
>>1750425
>>1750425meant for>>1750064I forget one season but a gigachad and a stacy were at ASL, and when the camera went onto them she quickly butt bumped him and he responded in kind, reminding everyone of the supreme couple they are, and that everyone wishes they were them.
nigger, who cares?
I am going to become a pro SC player one of these days. Pick a cool name for me, anons.
>>1750895GooKiller
>>1751005And my origin story is that I got into RTS games with Grey Goo. Yes, I can see it working out.
>>1750895Bane
hopes/predictions?hopes are gumiho/hero, but my prediction is that it's all a toss-up. i know reynor is supposed to be good, but he sucks whenever it comes to GSL lmao.
gumi
>>1751271>hopesreynor gumi>predictionshero soo
>hoping for reynorwhy? it would be hilarious if he failed to get past the first round for the 3rd or 4th time again.
>>1750895Remote
Hero and GumihoHopes are that Reynor goes 0-2. I was excited for last week and had to mute it because of him casting.
if reynor loses he has more time for casting
[ENG] 2024 GSL S2 Code S RO16 Group B in 15minutes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX1L-5nAeIAhttps://play.afreecatv.com/gslenglish
>>1751477game1 starting, Hero v Reynor.
KEK. please lose again reynor.
>>1751490hahahahahahahaha.
wopbros...
Once he turns into punished Reynor I will maybe cheer for him
foreigners will never win gsl
Gaynorsisters... it's happening again...
gumibros.
You just know that he's going to lost to gumi
it'd be hilarious, but he'd have to throw pretty hard to lose to today's gumi.
Arty is going to explain how this sc1 vs sc2 mode works on his stream tonight with noregret
wtf. reynor uses the 50% keyboard.
gaynor lmao
GAYNORSISTERS!!?!?!?!?
The god of mech has descended and came to play
hahahahahahaha. yuropoor zergs cant play nonweekend tournaments.
rotti is LITERALLY crying on his stream right now
GUMICHADS LETS GO
kek. the wop lost in the first stage AGAIN!
>he wont gg
>rotti starts coping about small prizepool
OH NO NO NO NO >>1743359
Korean pride and honour defended, but more importantly ARTOSIS WAS PROVEN RIGHT>preparation tournaments don't matter>gsl is nothingYEAH I GUESS, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THE GOAT, THAT IS
it's always been a retarded argument from yuros that prep tournaments dont matter compared to a short 3day tournament.
gumiGODS. we're going to win!
reynor should have played toss
i spoke too soon...
good
didnt yuro countries legalize euthanasia? time to die, yuroscum.
huh zergbros?
yep. zerg OP.
lol reynor got smoked
>>1751604soon
even the youtube vods have the cuckbox now...
wdym?
reynorbros, not like this...
>>1751762I must've had the stream vod open>>1751523nice
Haven't watched the games, totally forgot and got spoiled here big time, man.... Poor Reynor though,>>1751602It's kind of rough going two times, full of confidence and falling off right away. Kudos to him trying the second time. I hope this will temper and make him mentally stronger, so that he can come back head high and try a 3rd time fully prepared, as he CLEARLY wasn't prepared enough this time.
https://www.twitch.tv/artosiswhat the fuck is this shit?
?
>>1751924>>1751832>>1751616I was hoping he would do well, he seemed so excited :(
>>1751650KWAB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIGFHmZLiVI
https://sc2arcade.com/map/3/162487/
i reinstalled
the "goat" is playinghttps://www.twitch.tv/rotterdam08
"nations league" in 30 mins apparently
>post-youth>dynasty>crimson court
Don't make the new thread pic brown. T_T
donut bully scarlet he/she/they be based
mihu lostterran lost
we are watching snibshttps://www.twitch.tv/mrsnibbles1
>terran lostgood.
don't forget to rate the players statshttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScXdYUeD5m3v2uxW-Um6c_HYfyJIH6RK0su5rtNzj-CGJDlwQ/viewform
>>1754292>esli dont care about yuro tournaments
in this sc1 vs sc2 mod, what races are the strongest? sc2 zerg seems the strongest but i dont know how to order it below that.
CUNT. WHERE ARE THE REPLAYS?Ever since you FAGGOT CASTER CUNTS started casting games, replays were not only MIA but they didn't even have a fucking proper spot.CUNT, TO WHOM IT CONCERNS.
has reynor roped yet
>>1755055He has Rotti as a mental support, he'll do fine. Serral is doing his duty so now's his time to shine, so he can't slack off.
Rating player stats>Koreans high>Foreigners lowSimple as
>>1755107European at the top.Nothing personel, bukko. ;DD
NEW THREAD
*lays down in the thread and dies*x_x
>other games have multiple general--- i mean threads haha>this is fine>starcraft is 4 posts away from dead>make a new one>NO, YOU NIGGERS NEED TO WAIT LONGER TO MAKE A THREADvery cool, jannies.
this ones still alive, why do you need a new one
what happened to /scv/ i havent gone on there in a while
new thread createdjannies tongue my anus
