>modified portraits in dlc>posthumously honour Adolf Hitler with a RitterkreuzIs paradox dare is say based and /ourguys/?
Everyone's obsessed with the iron cross on his neck but how can no one notice that they made him handsome? Why the fuck did they yassify Adolf Hitler? This shit is beyond me.
>>1873354>Handsome Hitler>Il Dulce killer jawAny hope for Hirohito?
>>1873361no he literally looks like a chudjak kek
It should not be a shock that an overwhelmingly white male developer team with a long history of racism built into their mechanics are secretly Nazis.This is the same developer team which STILL does not even represent some cultures as anything more than "uncolonized land" in their games.
>>1873354To be fair, it is kinda ugly. Current Hitler portrait looks more handsome.
>>1873361hirohito was the OG chudjak
>>1873349They're literally releasing a DLC that's all about Germany winning the war with Venegance weapons. At this point the only thing left to do is add Holocoaster mechanics to kneecap Germany players with incerasing industrial and military debuffs for baking cookies but if you don't bake enough cookies communists start an uprising or something.
>>1873522>only thing left to do is add Holocoaster mechanicsThey know perfectly well that it didn't happen. That is why they will never add such element to HoI. Also, Hitler was quite attractive in his younger years. It is a well-known fact.
>>1873518You're thinking of Himmler, but they look basically the same so I can understand why you'd make that mistake
>>1873650it'd just be tasteless if it was added and 99% of normies playing won't click the buttonyou'd need a way to force a fascist to do it and i don't think they want to do that
>>1873349This new style clashes badly with the older portraits, I really hope they will eventually revamp every single portrait that has been there since the launch of the game>expecting paradox to put effort in their work
Looks worse than his old portrait desuWhy did they make him red?
>>1873404Boring bait. You have to be a little bit believable to hook us chuddies.
>>1873750Himmler looked more like a chink then hirohito
>>1873859Looks like the latest style they've settled on. Horthy also now looks like gammon
>>1873361Yes, more chins WILL be added next DLC.
Paradox knows their market is /pol/ so they pander to them
>>1873940All East Asians look alike to me
>>1873354Hitler was handsome irl though
>>1873349>posthumously honour Adolf Hitler with a RitterkreuzWasn't hitler awarded it twice before becoming the Dictator of Germany tho
>>1874549Iron Cross 1st Class.Ritterkreuz was only invented during WW2.
>>1873349>Dark brown eyesWhat bullshit is this?This isn't meme shit Downfall or Wolfenstein.Hitler had icy piercing blue eyes."
>>1873354>why depict a handsome man as handsome
>>1873953>gammonYou don't know what pork or norferners look like.That man is swarthy compared to an illiterate Anglo.
>>1873349>No playing with Diavolo Hitler.
>>1876772Portraits with darkened faces have the most aura
>>1876665I knew he escaped to Argentina
>>1876733>this>handsomeTruly a cult lol. He looks like a soft jawed tranny
Will this update have any more secret Hitlers?
>>1873953more like Miklos SWARTHY am I right bros hahaha
>>1873354They know their audience
>>1879992How do you get kratos Hitler?
>>1881039That's Byzantine Emperor Adolfos I
>>1879992Kongo black face Hitler?Glasses and funny moustache Hitler for Germany?Bavarian Hitler?
>>1881670Going town the path to replace Hitler and getting another Hitler would be pretty funny.
I guess AI Hitler really resonates with people.
>>1873967Asians were always about quantity over quality
>>1876772That's Shadow DIO though
>>1873349I mean, those are the same people that changed that Manchu princess's portrait from her in a uniform to her in a traditional dress, chud forces are at work
>>1884043>shadow DIO>shadow Diavolo>Shadow HitlerJust a coincidence.
>>1884050Hitler can't have a stand, otherwise he would have intervened during part 2.
>>1879939Yes it was a cult but there's historical accounts that he was considered handsome and a had a lot of fangirls. Now maybe that's just Germanys woman having low standards or the result of brainwashing. But it's a real fact he was seen as such. Hence why he never married Eva. He wanted to maintain that popularity among the woman and he needed to remain a bachelor for that.Plus ask any Nork and they'll say Kim Jung Un is most handsome
>>1884260>Hence why he never married EvaHe did though? Right at the very end, but he did.>He wanted to maintain that popularity among the woman and he needed to remain a bachelor for that.I think it had more to do with him not having enough time to commit to a family and stating on record he doesn't want children because they'll be pressured to live to him and obviously (in his eyes, anyway) fail.All in all while there were plenty of women who wanted to suck his cock it had a lot more to do with status, power, charisma etc. than with looks.
>>1873349But he was actually awarded the Iron cross during the first world war.
>>1884143>Hitler doesn`t have a stand
Ngl this 'new' west German cross is boring
>>1873349he already had that from ww1 right? and no game that censored the Third Reich flag is based in anyway
>>1885542he never wore it because thought it too pretentious (even doe earned)
>>1873783>>1873650there's already a game mechanic that let's you put occupied populations under Brutal Oppression. it even has a little concentration camp icon. It costs you more manpower but totally shits on resistance if im not mistaken. idk what else you chuds want
>>1879939He would look so much better without the terrible mustache.
>>1873354They took 10 years off Goering and Himmler and fixed his moustache
>>188872010 more to remove 50lbs from Hirohito.
>>1873349I've heard they're just AI generating portraits now, is that true?
>>1890861Nobody here is privy to how Paradox artists draw.Dismiss all claims of "AI art" until proven otherwise. It's just the latest iteration of a buzzword used by pretentious pleb ""critics"". Last one was "CGI=bad".
>>1873349why does Winston Churchill look nothing like the fat drunk that he was?
>>1892416That's not Churchill in OP's pic, it's Stanley Baldwin