The first thing I'm gonna do with that new DLC is overthrow hitler and start indiscriminately bombing the US
>>1882032>But Mein Chancellor the reclamation of the Eastern territo->SILENCE! Bomb Chicago
>>1882032Thank you chuddie, very cool!
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>>1882032Goebbelsbros we are so back!
>>1882050seething mutt
>>1882032Why overthrow Hitler?And more importantly why overthrow Hitler in favor of... Goebbels? Can you explain?
>>1882238>Why overthrow Hitler?He was a meth addict who fucked it all up
>>1882032>another HoI4 thread to make casualfags and compfags madbased, have this bump
>>1882247as if Goebbels wasnt lmaoI'm sure the all powerful victorious aryan ubermensch 3rd reich would allow a retarded stumbling cripple to be its invincible fuhrer
>>1882032>indiscriminately bombing the USwith what thirdie
>>1882032Based
>>1882498denmark will be dug out from the earth's crust and converted into an aircraft carrier
>>1882238To archieve maximum aryanism
>>1882498with the 100% accurate GroBgermanium Superduperbomberpoopenfarten
If you think that Hitler invented the Holobunga by himself and it would immediatelty stop if he'd die, then you're a gullible zoomtard educated wrongly on purpose.
>>1882464>casualfagstiny glade is more of a strategy game than Hoihoi is just a larp game for central european basement dwellers
>>1882513>stupidly massive and expensive>smaller bomb load than an Avro LancasterLol
>>1883094The part about Dönitz getting mad at Italians for saving survivors is lacking some context. German submarines WERE saving allied survivors of ships they sunk until an incident where allied bombers attacked German subs carrying survivorshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laconia_incidentwhich lead to an order never to attempt rescuing survivors from then onhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laconia_Order
>>1883094>>1883094>no Quezon or Jose Laurel>no Achmed 'my nation needs to watch my porn' Soekarno>no Hertzog or Smuts>no Ataturk or Inonu>no Aung Sanshit list
>>1883094Another fun fact about Horthy...In 1883 Mikolos Horthy danced all night in a dress on a ball in the yearly ball of Imperial-Royal naval academy
>>1882032bootyblasted US-hating incel detected
>You'll be amazed at how intelligent he was.>zee Führer>intelligent>single-handedly destroys 12 army groups on the Eastern Front by consistently insisting on the worst strategical and tactical decisions ever recorded in the history of warfare despite massive opposition from every one of his generals whom he ignored.He literally destroyed nazi military capability, and then eventually killed Hitler himself, along with turning nazism into the most hated and villified ideology of all time, subscribed to only by the most abject contrarian losers today.Based as fuck, honestly.
>>1883094>Believed a secret cabal of noblemen ruled Britain
What kind of self-hating inbred plumboid would want to larp as a hobgoblin gobba?
>>1882247>meth addictI hear this accusation all the time but Ive never seen it backed up. Provide me a single article that makes that claim that ISNT written by a Jew.
>>1882513>doooood this retarded "plan" that would never have worked will do the trick!>Plan: BigsoldatenkillzallendrugenLike we didn't they just use that?
>>1883094Musso was absolutely right about america geeeg
>>1882032kek imagine that little jew overthrowing anything
>>1883094I read Ribbentrop's biography, the man's life was absolute gold in a terrible and comedic way
>>1882049Yeah, aren't the MEFO bill changes pretty much REQUIRE getting Soviet Union resources, or you're just fucked?
>>1883094>the added allied propaganda makes them even more likeableThis was very entertaining to read.
>>1882032You're not going to grow a chin first?>>1883094The most insane thing I heard of Himmler doing was declaring that Stalin was of a "lost Nordic Germanic Aryan blood type" in 1942
>>1890523>despite massive opposition from every one of his generals whom he ignored.That was a lie concocted by said generals post-war in order to save their own reputations/necks, and I'm not even a fan of the mustache man.
>>1882032Can you even reach the states from Germany in this game?
>>1883188>Me 264>Bombs: 3,000 kg (6,614 lb) bombload in internal bomb bay at 14,400 km (8,947 miles). 6,000 kg (13,200 lbs) bombload in internal bomb bay at 8,600 km (5,343 miles)>Lancaster>Range: 2,530 mi (4,070 km, 2,200 nmi)>Bombs: Maximum normal bomb load of 14,000 lb (6,400 kg) of bombsYou fucking retard.
>a simple shitpost thread made by an autist who is clearly sick of all the transatlantic sealions he had to conduct in his video games>makes mutts seethe and kvetch for real (fr fr) ittWhoa... the power of autism...
why would muttmericans even play paradox games? they don't have their own history nor culture
>>1892996Tyrone "I'm at least 1/512 German" Gonsales believes that American pop culture Nazi Germany is his history and culture.
>>1892996America won a culture victory thoughbeit
>>1891759you heard it from the american guys, 13,200 is a bigger number than 14,000.
>>189305913,200 > 6,400retard
Do you intend to buy it immediately or will you wait?
>>1893059why would you assume that poster is an american?going by the reply chain wouldn't it be a non american replying to an american?
>>1883094>What the jewish media depicts as the most horrible people ever in history were actually just a plucky band of goofy misfits that left their mark on history in a unique and special wayMeanwhile jews are known for...uh...destroying nations, being ugly and eating foreskins.
>>1883094Note on Charles De Gaulle, his government was not recognised as the legitimate French government by the UK even though he was residing as a government in exile for 4 years. USA would not recognise it because there was no democratic mandate which infuriated De Gaulle. Vichy France was the recognised government of France by the USA despite technically being at war and arresting its leadership right up until October 1944 when they recognized Free France. Really adds a lot of context to how much he and France got fucked by politics in the war
>>1890523>t. Franz Halder
overthrew hitler and put his girlfriend in charge.
>>1882238>Why overthrow Hitler?Because funny, doing wacky stuff is how you keep the game interesting.
>>1892996american history and culture was destroyed, what we have now is a corpse long since decayed.
>>1882032>not playing as the big guyc'mon...
>>1890632he would have trouble overthrowing a table
