SC2 is LITERALLY deadBW is better than ever, flash is back starcraft ghost soon
I am so tired bros
it's over
>>1901087>Unannounced Open World ShooterIsn't this literally what Titan was? The project that was cancelled?
>>1901087World of Owerwatchcraft 3
>>1901109>>1901112no
>>1901116So its going to be World of Owerwatchcraft 3 but with checkbox that turns off the blood
>>1901116idgiare the guys in NA general chat gonna be ok? they must be flipping out since drumpf won
>>1901227we are in the warcraft 3 general chat
what are we watching tonight?
>>1901239https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUuluSOVc0Y
where are we shitting tonight? We had tacos
ourguy is playing
>>1901087>SC2 is LITERALLY deadIs it more dead than it was 4 years ago? I haven't followed anything about the game since then other than when artosis occasionally mentions it. Did something big happen that nailed the coffin?
>>1901946zero tournaments zero foundingzero devsalmost zero players/progamers
>>1901948Enter the ZeroSpace
>>1901946blizz stopped handed out free money
>>1901946they made a "community balance council" that attempts to shift the meta a bit, except the game is fundamentally worse than BW. Fartosis and the fat molester had a decent analysis recently where they pointed out how static 1v1 map design by itself makes the game boring and extremely restricted.Also feels good to have my opinion of "12 worker start killed the game" vindicated. Early game is an incredibly important and exciting part of starcraft because you're minmaxing resources for crippling damage. Something SC2 devs apparently did not know or realize. "Early game is boring" is a mouthbreather take, sadly mouthbreathers were in charge of the game at the time
>>1902037balance council has in general been a positive though seeing as blizz decided to dump the speedray gigabattery meta on us before abandoning the gamethat was abysmal
nothing wrong with the battery void ray openerit was fun
>>1901087>LITERALLY
Frequently Asked QuestionsCan literally mean figuratively?One of the definitions of literally that we provide is "in effect; virtually—used in an exaggerated way to emphasize a statement or description that is not literally true or possible." Some find this objectionable on the grounds that it is not the primary meaning of the word, which we define as "in a way that uses the ordinary or primary meaning of a term or expression." However, this extended definition of literally is commonly used, and its meaning is not quite identical to that of figuratively ("with a meaning that is metaphorical rather than literal").Is the extended use of literally new?The "in effect; virtually" meaning of literally is not new. It has been in regular use since the 18th century and may be found in the writings of some of the most highly regarded writers of the 19th and early 20th centuries, including Charles Dickens, Mark Twain, Charlotte Brontë, and James Joyce.Is the extended use of literally slang?The disfavored use of literally to mean "in effect; virtually" does not qualify as slang, which is markedly informal and used especially by a particular group of people and often not well understood by those outside that group.
>>1902240While the use of the word 'literally' as a rhetorical device to emphasize a point is hardly new, it is worth noting that, by coincidence or perhaps some metaphysical reason, it is most often employed by individuals who are giant faggots and should consider suicide.
redeye is literally shaking right now
we have hemorrhoids
atm
bazinga
toot please let me back in what did i do wrong
you are too faggy
>>1902426i need a place to talk about wow and starcraft
we just shat ourselves
toot's doing her bestanyway i saw they pushed the patch out. whats even the point anymore
they have to make zerg stronger
>>1902434Fuck it, just relax man, God is in complete control
how to get out of e rank?
>>1902608just cheese all in every game until B rank, do the scummiest shit possible and rotate strategies when playing the same people
there is no good terran cheese
>>1902787you're playing terran? Then all you have to do is successfully defend cheeses and all-ins until B rank
what are we eating tonight?
soop
not much whatsoop with you
we are watching snibshttps://www.twitch.tv/mrsnibbles1
we are watching women poop now
>>1902421just email toot man162oot@cock.li
>>1903257why should i
we are going to get groceries. What do we want?
>>1901087>starcraft ghost soonThey're gonna make Nova lame and gay (and black).
>>1903458idra and wings of liberty
we are watching katrichttps://www.twitch.tv/katric_00
we are here >>>/v/695727986
>>1903257i tried many times he didnt replay
we got bored, we are here now >>>/gif/28176430
we are grilling sausage
we love cyclones now
>>1903751pics?????
>>1901087nova gonna be a thicc black woman
>>1903784we have consumed the sausage and it is in our tummy, sorry
arty is traveling to korea next week
hope the plane crashes
tot please reply to my emails tell me what is happening give me some hint something
https://www.youtube.com/live/ReZ4KMknRnw?si=K22PzaOf9BRUJg5Mtasteless streaming fightan games with 2 chinamen
>>1903994>tasteless>:O
>>1903894just email him your ip address dumbass
>>1901087the only thing that sounded even remotely interesting to me from blizzard in the past 10 years was Project Odyssey but they cancelled it because they couldn't find a way to GAAScuck it into a ((((((((((revenue stream))))))))))>>1901109titan was supposed to be an MMO and most of its assets and lore etc were repurposed into overwatch.
i have been watching artosis vod casts for a couple of weeks and i am not big into brood war in general but theyve been entertaining to mewhat are you guys favorite series of BW matches? english casting preferred but i can handle listening to koreans if its all thats available
>>1904056watch ASL
>>1904056watch soop
we are going to get our meds
we are travelling to krefeld because the GOAT is playing
we pooped our pants and need to go back home to change, hopefully we can make it in time for GOAT
we ran out of clean undies. We are going commando
we need snacks for the trip
>>1903994why do all fighting games guys speak so similarly?
>>1904237low iq groid game, everyone else just copies their ebonics
we are travelling
happy thanksgiving bwosfuck you yuropoors
judging by the NA scene there is a 40% chance this poster is trans... that's crazy
having a trans gf is great though
we are trans
toot
https://www.twitch.tv/taketvhome tonight
why is this vile brown gremlin allowed in the presence of those aryan gods?
What do you mean? He's 100% British and they are the real Aryans
we are british, aryan and trans
humiliation ritual
we are going to stay in our XX chromosomes gf's home for a few days and miss the games because she told us that the starcrafts are not allowed there. maybe if she was XY she would understand what videogames mean for us
is XY the gay one
Gonna be honest, if Blizz makes anything new that is starcraft related, I won't touch it (unless it's an SC2 update)
Just popping into the general for this shit game to say that zerg is now officially for faggots. Always have been if you ask me.>>>/pol/489960319tranny, fag raceHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1905085classic jerg behavior
>>1905085bros...
we meant our XY girlfriend, sorry we got confused with the letters. We are both trans and proud of it but i wish they played starcraft with us
Nothing wrong with sucking a juicy terran cock
162 down?
You got banned lil bro
we like cock, that's why we're trans
Terran isn't OP btw
we are dilating
wow cool, zerg decided to throw in a tournament with $20. i hope they get buffed so they can win all the multimillion dollar tournaments again.
imagine if there was some technology that let you play tournaments actually offline...
>>1905488>all the multimillion dollar tournaments again.>he doesn't know It's fucking over, there's no more sc2 foundings
>>1905723the air force will bail us out or something... or google deepmind or DARPA
we will pay for the tournaments as long as our XY gf can play
>>1905436>best micro potential>best macro capabilities>best offense>best defensenice game scvtards
gumibros...
CAN THE GOAT DO IT?
>>1906057me on the left
>>1906057nice mic, did you buy it at the fish market?
>>1906057why is there a man wearing a dress
>>1906114it's all an elaborate joke. haha.
>Clem says Ghost is a bit strong>it gets a token "nerf", balance council is extremely passive aggressive about being forced to do it by the community>Clem convinces Gumiho to throw the tournament while he plays Protoss>the Ghost nerf is reverted
>token nerflmao. a true token nerf is the queen getting 'nerfed' by 25mins and having the hatch buffed by 25mins along with other zerg buffs. what a fuckin joke.
>>1906161that was a significant nerf, shitter
>>1906161it is a nerf because you're expected to make multiple queens per hatchUnironically Zerg should be limited to one queen per hatch, but that'll never happen.
>>1906167The best case scenario would be if the queens only existed for creep and injects, but none of the zerg units shoot up so they'd have to make hydralisks available on hatchery tech or something lol
>>1906276just remove oracles, that unit is the gimmickiest piece of shit. Remove disruptors while we're at it. Give them the corsair and reaver instead
we are watching pewdiepie
how do we fell about clem losing?
toss deserves to lose
we are going to watch arty do his conference about whites vs gooks this friday
we just need to tell our XY trans gf we need to dilate before the show
>>1906530will he ever update his picture from 20y ago?
>>1906697no
>>1906697to a sad bloated wrinkly fat faggot he is now? Why would he do that?
>>1906697yes
is reynor still trying to switch to league of legends I remember like 6 months ago he was in korea and lastshadow the rent boy was mentoring him
he never got past diamond
we are drinking to drown our depression
we don't have depression though
we do
ironic depression only
>>1905188is this real
>>1906772nice tits gay 9
>>1907321it was just a joke, why would a man suck another man's cock?
>>1907323he has a gf thoughever
>>1907329why does a man dye his hair
>>1907329because he's a faggot
>>1907323This balding guy with manboobs is a sex-haver
>>1907353he's still a talentless faggotthe only way he succeeded is by being early to the YT griftif he started today he'd be a nobody with no gf
>>1907353guarantee he isn't
>>1907354post wife or this post of yours is just jealous seethe
>>1907356
>>1907355>t. wifeless
>>1907357
>>1907360why are you moving the goalpost?
>>1907362hello saar
day9 is extremely narcissitic. I don't think anyone understands that he has a niche following and doesn't really appeal to the mainstream. He basically just fits this role of super pumped nerd that loves to hear his own voice and ideas.As long as day9 is a main caster only nerds will watch. Tastosis has a lot more mainstream appeal than day9 / anyone. I can't stand day 9 at all, when he first started doing shows (sc:bw) and had maybe 100 viewers it was okay but the ego is really affecting him and he honestly thinks he is better than the pros in these tournaments. He's like secretly super insecure too and at every point must mention how much better he is than X.
>>1907363why are you moving the goalpost? So what if my wife is a russian internet whore?
wow that guy's wife has nudes! (gyuri)
>>1907368proof?
>>1907365post her penis
>>1907374she (female) does not have a penisi can post my own if you wantthis is a starcraft thread btw
My wife Gyuri is pregnant again
>>1907381wtf why did sharp impregnate her again?
we nate higgers
What did tasteless do?
partook of the forbidden fruit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6y1a63zShs&t=6043si need to stop rewatching this junk and move on with my life
we need to take a shower
later mom
>>1901087>Open worldWhen will this cancerous shit finally die?
we need archon toilets back
what are we cooking today
we like chicken
we made chicken with veggies, rice and chow mein sauceour XY gf loved it
BIG stormgate update hype!!
>>1908593kek how are they gonna avoid all the inconvenient questionswonder if they'll pay off the janny to delete them
stop with the antisemitism
they already caught at least one of the stormgate paid shillsthe others are fairly obvious as wellits hilarious to watch these grifters crash and burn
that's it, I'm reporting you to the ADL
>>1907357I know that guy, hes from my school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENuwtD5rIHI
>>1908894>windows 95 keyboard
I had to watch hologirls because arty didn't stream...
https://www.twitch.tv/artosishttps://www.twitch.tv/artosishttps://www.twitch.tv/artosis
>>1906530is this worth looking upspoonfeed me O:
we are watching artosis tonight
>>1901087So I finally installed sc2 after all those years and I now I understand all the hate. How do you fuck up a main menu so much? Literally no offline skirmish against a.i
>>1909669just ladder retard
why the fuck would you play skirmish vs ai?
>>1909669start a custom game and play skirmish with AI on any mapSC2 is a shit game so I dont know why you'd even bother instead of playing the superior BW
>>1909694>>1909762You can’t save game like in warcraft
>>1909766you can save in BW, the better game
toot can you unban the east coast what the hell man
he blocked me because I can't say to the faggot that spams he wants a bf to kill himself
toot this guy is deranged help me
we are deranged and trans
>>1901087lol this will just be more shit that will most likely get cancelled
arty streamed with tasteless at his apartment but paypigs ruined it
/vst/bros we are losing the culture war...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWCBGZ4tmxU
>>1911061>streaming with artosis>8 hour stream>artosis is in for an hour
>>1911023The only RTS videos are from a failed kraut letsplayer about OC donutsteal mod and a the basedest man alive playing SC2, hah wow
why can't i choose faction color in skirmish? shitty game
china is saving sc2
>>1911994you can sadly only choose the color in multiplayer games. Start a LAN game with AI, choose your color, and use the pause function if you need a break
>>1901087>BW is better than ever, flash is backTITTYSAMBO time?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFyAUf0y9ik
NaDa is back toobwchads we are eating good
zerg tears soon
can only hope. zerg is OP.
we love george droydhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP9SzRn_Wbw
new zg talk with the foreigner goathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUUeFHFhsAg
idk
designated survivor: 60 days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HubVMNzZHEo
is there an english speaking protoss who makes guides or should i just deepl snow's membership vids?
watch jaeyun guides or gosudark
>>1913521what are the nigger monkeys supposed to convey?
>>1914022dont be racist
>>1914022the american perspective
>>1914085why?
>>1914085everyone is racist in starcraft except random players and those don't exist
>>1913938Jaeyun's a cool guy I liked his sc2 streams but I wish he had chosen to get grandmaster with something other than toss, all the complaints he had about the lack of exciting micro he had about sc2 compared to bw would've been solvedIt was funny one night he asked for examples of cool sc2 micro and got linked terran clips for like 2 hours
>>1913521I feel bad for Avilo the guy is actually mentally ill and has psychotic trolls fucking with him to this dayHis parents need to cut off his internet access
>>1914621name one thing he actually did wrong
He's like a low iq terry a davis
>>1914622The way he flips out every time he touches the gameI don't give a shit about the way he stalked that e-whore I think that was red and based pilled personally
>>1914625>I think that was red and based pilled personallyyou are retarded and a faggot if you don't rape the girl that you have been wasting so much money and stalking for months
>>1914627Yes he's literally retarded/mentally ill and I don't know the situation because I don't care but I think most of his trolls are pathetic twitch simps from the e-whores channelIts one of those kiwifarm situations where the trolls are just as pathetic as the "lolcow" and most likely trannys
just hire a whorewhy is he so autistic?
>>1903126Speak for yourself, I'm stealing unguarded breastmilk to make sum cottage cheese out of it.
>>1915210we are titfucking the breastmilk bottles
hmm...
No more starcraft in the saudi world cup now they have chess
>>1906276 Hydras being replaced by roaches as the 2nd zerg combat unit was always the 2nd gayest thing starcraft 2 did aside from all 3 races getting mandatory busy work to maintain production like mules, chrono boost and larva injects/creep tumors.
>>1915368dead game played by retards on ritalin vs 2000 year old evergreen played by cheaters
we are herehttps://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3809362&pagenumber=57
>>1913938I can't find anything with gosudark and guides but I like jaeyun's vids.
>we
>>1905188Everything I learned about this man was against my own will. And now this.
>GhostMight have been good 15 years ago. Now its going to be an over the shoulder, roller, no inventory, infinite ammo, two weapon (weapon wheel at best), regenerating health, ability spammer. If we get Nova she will be wearing a burka.
we wuz kangs n shiet
>>1915368those weirdos wear buttplugs I thought they hated homos over there wtf
We are watching the soO moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP6h6K1z6uo
we hate transformers
we hate transformers because they got us blacklisted from events
youtube is already alg'ing me those long broodwar holiday bash streams from like 10 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdQm4DPxsOYnew artosis analisis
>>1915658https://www.twitch.tv/jaeyunhe's explaining builds and giving tips
>Brief
>>1917758remember how Giant Faggot Grant sucked off Frost Giant? He literally splurted cum all over his keyboard while talking about their incredibly rich Blizzard RTS experience and their huge budget that will SURELY enable them to make the true RTS successor of all time.He's a fucking mouthbreathing retard not to be taken seriously in any way, shape or form. I don't know who even watches this slop
>>1917699Wtf when did twitch get this bad with the ads? 2 ads when I start the video and I can't even watch 5 minutes of the vod before I'm hit with another 4(four) ads.
>>1917870its been unusable for ages
our girl is onhttps://www.twitch.tv/percival_s
>>1917870https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutionsI never saw a single ad in 10 years
we are watching trans porn
>>1917982that shit dont work
>>1918074works on my machine
>>1917982Ublock used to work perfectly fine but I don't watch twitch enough to care, I just download vods if I must see something.
>>1918143we use ublock and it blocks everything including twitch ads
we hate sandniggers now
>now
all this dicksucking for nothing
>>1918297give artosis a tan and a beard and he'd look like a local with that nose
oy vey
>>1918297wtf is this real??
yes, they bent the knee to their arab overlords
I don't care.
i want to be young and enjoy MLG starcrafts again;(
the inside of my eyelids since im a fuckin loser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGdd8P30wL8
>>1917832I watched all 3 hours of it =)
it's so over
>>1918826the balance council will be blamed
>>1918826lmao
why is it only retards that don't believe zerg is OP?
>>1918854i dont understand this picture in the slightest. Looks like schizophrenia
>>1917832GGG is a rather good youtuber and he has done much to spur on the SC2 modding scene, why yes I do think I will watch him trying to do missions with retarded self handicaps for 2 hours!It is no coincidence that your mind immediately wandered to "splurting cum" as soon as you thought of the man, I think it's because you are a colossal faggotFrost Giant can burn though, that much we agree on
>>1919526yeah i googled shaman kings and its some gaynime
you guys just don't get it
>>1919966what is there to get?
what are we doing for christmas?
wishing i wasnt here right now
word
r/a/dio as usual
dinner with the xx chromosomes gf's family as usual
xy* chromosomes our gf is male and has a small feminine penis
she isn't THOUGH
he's cute and we love him but he will never be a woman. (s)he gets intense farts after christmas sauerkraut, that's why we love him (her)
we have schizophrenia
merry christmas star bwos
Fuck you niggers
our xy gf (male) is trans and black, watch your tongueshe's farting
/our gal/ percival quit her illustrious progamer career to star in the new squid game season 2
>>1907101>this isn't real>remember the feet streamat this point, I'll believe him having an OF.
bw > sc2
nobody cares about sc2 any moreit's fucking over
fuck sc2 and fuck niggers
>>1922456Good joke.
ssl (formerly asl) waiting room
>>1922351what's up with zergs and acting like females (male)
