If you see a gibberish post, it was made by raiders, ignore it.No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be. Neither will EU5.How fares your empire, /gsg/?On this day in history, the 26th of October:1185 – The Uprising of Asen and Peter begins on the feast day of St. Demetrius of Thessaloniki and ends with the creation of the Second Bulgarian Empire.1341 – The Byzantine civil war of 1341–1347 formally begins with the proclamation of John VI Kantakouzenos as Byzantine Emperor.1520 – Charles V is crowned as Holy Roman Emperor.1597 – Imjin War: Korean Admiral Yi Sun-sin routs the Japanese Navy of 300 ships with only 13 ships at the Battle of Myeongnyang.1860 – Unification of Italy: The Expedition of the Thousand ends when Giuseppe Garibaldi presents his conquests to King Victor Emmanuel of Sardinia.1905 – King Oscar II recognizes the dissolution of the union between Norway and Sweden.1937 – Nazi Germany begins expulsions of 18,000 Polish Jews.1985 – The Australian government returns ownership of Uluru to the local Pitjantjatjara Aboriginals.Random Country Pickerhttp://orph.link/random>Archive (mods only)https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow>Where to get these gameshttps://web.archive.org/web/20190720131512/http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume>Mods>> READ THIS FIRST.https://web.archive.org/web/20200712212437/https://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB>>[V2] - Niggermodhttps://pastebin.com/Xgjd5LvG>>[V2] - Crimeamodhttps://www.moddb.com/mods/crimeamodPrevious thread: >>2176355
>this day in historygood thread
a bit of return to tradition wouldn't hurt
I can’t wait for euv bros.I’m coming back from training to a new career, I get to clean up my country, and I’ll come home at the end of the day for trve vnderstander kino
you already posted that
nuh uh
are you training to be a street sweeper?
but geopolitically such a großdeutschland de facto existed since hohenzollern germania and habsburg germania were allied
well and how did that go
of course such a map cannot existwhy would belgium own eupen-malmedy without the great war??????
it went great for 50 years until the anglos decided to shed the blood of white men again
God I hope we get a Byzantine platypus plushie for eu5
>>2186632pretty funny how he's hiding his shitty jaw with his beard
and the photo is from the profile not by accident — you can see his large ear is protruding
you will never be as cultured, artistic and cosmopolitan as him
...and that's a good thing
cleansing the palate with japhethi facesallow your palette to dictate
which is of course a famous quote from this mannow, is this a jewish-admixture face or a 'pure italian' one, because i had a hebrew mate in high school who looked just like thisasking the tourists from /r/pdxplaza
whens mp btw
i already said we don't mp with raiders like yoump is for gsgeers only
Made it to Indonesia
you're late
better late than never
>A 1596 Dutch expedition lost half its crew, killed a Javanese prince and lost a ship but returned to the Dutch Republic with a load of spices, the profit from which encouraged other expeditions.>Recognising the potential of the East Indies spice trade, and to prevent competition eating into Dutch profits, the Dutch government amalgamated the competing merchant companies into the United East India Company (VOC). In 1602, the States General of the Netherlands granted it a 21-year monopoly in the spice trade in Asia. It was awarded quasi-governmental powers, including the ability to wage war, imprison and execute convicts,[5] negotiate treaties, coin money, and establish colonies.[6]
ill do an epic dutch jew run myself when eu5 comes outnot before an epic grossjapaniums one though
why didn't they just salt their foods instead of fucking wasting the might of their empire for gay spices?
Yet in spite of the vanishing type, the Jews are a peculiar people and will long remain so. Their historic inheritance and their religious traditions, no less than their attitude towards the Gentiles and the attitude of the Gentiles towards them, will naturally keep them a group apart. The hostile attitude on both sides ought not to be strengthened, and I believe that for a period at least, Jewish emigration from the east of Europe should cease. Not because I believe the Russian Jew inferior, but merely because he is numerous and the ethnic and cultural difference between him and the native is so marked as to aggravate an antipathy already intense; this the Jews themselves feel.A Jewish merchant, who lives in a certain town in the Middle West, told me that strong Anti-Semitic feelings were aroused in the community by the arrival there of Russian Jews, and that as soon as they moved away the feeling vanished.Another Jewish merchant told me that in visiting various places with a view to locating his business, his first inquiry was: “Are there any Russian Jews in the town?” He said that business for the Jew is better where there are no Russian Jews.The feeling of the Americanized Jew towards this new immigrant was thus expressed by one of them: “We have to stand by them, but we wish they hadn’t come.”
how can i ugh when you're sitting on 0.00 infamy
i... must... blob...
because austria is already grob enough at the start of the gamewell, you just need silesia and it's perfect
trueosterreich needs some reformation and consolidation
mp wheb?
sein vaterland muss grober seinconquer the balkans
but then russia will be mad
germanys population could have been 150m right now had they enacted border controls
it would have made germany become a republic instead of being formed by bismarck and the kuks would have collapsed in the 19th century
imagine the revolutions without the safety valve of emigration
revolutions are basedespecially when i'm the one doing the executing
revolutions are cute*spins*
*hangs you kawaiily*
gosh manM&T looks so nice and fun and then you start actually playing it
there's a reason i haven't touched that shit since uhhh 2.0/??? 2.5?? released
hey guys, eu4 sucked, eu3 was last good paradox game. is eu5 gonna suck too?
forgot to mention that i'm missing my left brain hemisphere, my favourite philosopher is epicurus and i own a pet slug
>>2187156>my favourite philosopher is epicurusthis is pretty based though
i fucking knew it sluglover
what's wrong with epikouros and owning a pet slug?
>>2186632>>2186632>>2186632why is the OP whos been making these threads so obsessed with posting ugly colorless old photos? the thread don't look all-eyes-are-on-our-thread shiny in the first page of catalog anymore >:(
we should go back to vg
we really should
there's nothing worth dying for in /vg/
return to cootbus
but a life in /vst/ is not worth living
look, we could return to our promised land and rebuild the temple or we could rot in this g-d-forsaken /gsg/ autonomous oblast
>we should go back to vg>look inside>tranime boobs and butts everywhereno thanks
*creates new thread**instantly gets owned&pwned to page11*
it's not like that anymore they added more pages to /vg/ surely we can get more than 1 post every 6 hours
how does adding more pages prevent us from hitting page 11are they using hexadecimal numbers?
yeah and 20 more gacha generals appeared as a result
grim
why not just go to madagascar and genocide the savages therethat'll be our new homeland
more room for threads means that more threads need to be created before ours falls off the board means post needn't be as frequent to stay afloat, especially at night because we all know /gsg/ is an evropean general
proud european of indian descent
yes, all of europe is of partial central asian descent, just like indiabut saying that aryans were indian is stupid
alexander the great was clearly an aryan indian immigrant
that's impossible he was bulgarian
>this is what passes for a woman in bongistangrim
my day is gonna be so fucked tomorrow and i'll have to do it all on 4 hours of sleepsfml
why didn't you go to sleep earlier?
busy forming germany
what happened to gsg? have paradox games been THAT bad lately?
lately(read: the past 15 years)
>the past 15 yearswoah we have an actual grognard over here that thinks the series ended on eu2
>>2187278yeah, i do agree its all gone to shit, eu3 and hoi3 were the last good paradox games.
shit doesn't mean absolutely unsalvageablethe games have definitely been on a downward trend since 15 years ago
>>2187288i havent been following shit here forever, havent been on ye old paradox forums in forever, but i feel like you can trace a lot of it to when johan started going on about de-prioritizing history and creating more of a sandbox in his posts, and also when they hired that one dev, owlcat or w/e
believable worlds... when was the last time i heard this? t'was eons ago, it seems...
the fact paradocks even still runs a forum in this age tells everything
it actually tells nothingclassical fora are the status quo of the internet
We should begin our Reconquista of /vg/ with the release of EUV. We start out as an EUV general, then after a couple weeks we just change it back to /gsg/
No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be. Neither will EU5.
Ck3 to become good in 24 hours
grognard is a funny wordwhat are some other words like that
Religious Leagues formed. Fighting France to hopefully weaken them so that Poland becomes rebellious
EU2 was the last good paradox game
>>2187358Is the chink update already coming?
Alliances are rarer than eu games make them up to be.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_military_alliances
>>2187361gonads
oh and bushwacker
by the grace of Thane, more ai activity in 10 years of TR than 500 in ew, yuck 5
>grognard is a funny word>what are some other words like thatvinyardbrickyardbarnyard
vickyard
8 days until eu5
fox
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urums
they're extinct now, due to ukrainian language schooling
fuck outta' here furfag
did i get banned for making fun of a jews chin
i also did but i didn't get banned
oh ok guess notso how goes your campaign gay SS gee
they still exist, in georgia there were lots of them, after the dissolution of su 90% of them went either to russia in places like yessentukskaya or just greece
>they still exist, in georgiathey didn't assimilate to dixie?
they're just very proud of their heritage
why would ukrainian turks moce to greece
urums are just turk-speaking greeks, they're not local to ukraine
>There are two main theories covering how the Urums may have originated. One hypothesis is that the Urums arose as a result of some Crimean Greeks converting to using the Crimean Tatar language. Another theory is that the Urums arose as a result of the adoption of Christianity by a group of Crimean Tatars.[3] Some also speculate that the Urums from Crimea/Ukraine and Georgia have the same origins from Anatolia, with some even going as far to say that the two Urum groups speak the same language; however, the latter is not supported with the available linguistic data.[4]sounds like a 50/50 between greek and turk to meno surprise that greece would let them in though, they're turks themselves
isnt it funny how the byzantines got sacked like 30 times by mercenaries that they refused to pay after hiring
either way most of urums from georgia moved to russia, not greece
theyre greek larpers at best, how can you say youre greek when you dont even speak itlike americans pretending to be italian
i guess most irish aren't irish then since they cant speak Gaelic
theyre filthy anglos just like the welsh and the scotsthey don't have their own language, not their own culture nor their own religion
urums have all of those
yes the only irish about them is their geography, theyre asssimilated catholic anglos
your link said urum was a dialect of crimeme tatar. thats what they are
EtymologyThe term Urum is derived from the Arabic word روم (rūm), meaning Roman and subsequently Byzantine and Greek, with a prothetic u in some Turkic languages. In Ottoman Turkish under the Ottoman Empire, Rum denoted Orthodox Christians living in the Empire; in modern Turkish, Rum denotes Greeks living in Turkey and Cyprus. The word "Urum" involves a prothetic u- that generally appears in Turkic language loanwords initially starting with a r-.[4] The common use of the term Urum appears to have led to some confusion, as most Turkish-speaking Greeks were called Urum.The term is used by the following sub-ethnic groups of Greeks as a way of ethnic self-identification: Crimean-Tatar speaking Greeks of North Azov (Ukraine) (Crimean Greeks) Turkish speaking Greeks of Tsalka (Georgia) (see Caucasus Greeks)
ugh... what was...
It's actually devastating reading about all the fascinating cultures that were wiped out by slav and Muslim blobs.
centralization has been a disaster for the entire planet
your blob is fat and uglymy blob ia cute and valid
>>2187737you will never be a real woman
my country is a biological female(she/her)
all countries are women, just like ships
nein mein vaterland...
fatherland doesn't mean it's land that's also your father, it means the land of ur fathers
land of mein mothers...
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/muddaland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogomilism
why are the polish dudes dressed like muslims
abuyin ibn djadir ibn omar khalid ben hajji al sharidi
>wojciech>bogumil>bozydar>msciwojhow do you even pronounce things in this subhuman language
Anglicanism is by far the silliest form of Christianity I've ever seen
CofE used to be basedAnglo-Saxons were on their way to becoming Orthodox before Bill the Bastard showed up, anyway.
what's so silly about anglicanism
15https://voca.ro/1gXfwR2ik4VDpardon the mic quality, i'm not home
dont click its cp
no it's not
>my psl friend>pumpkin spice lattet-thanks?
it's polish second language obviously
>wałczeniepeasant-tongue is sickening to listen to.
what did he mean by this?
>high end laptop enjoyer had to play at low/very low to get decent performance>netcode described as 'very unstable'>kneecapped aihow are we coping
who are you quoting?
by playing king's field 3
why did he upload ai generated voice on vocaroo
met my first tranny today
my condolences v___v
>>2187843https://vocaroo.com/17nOi84TUcoz
this has no right being as funny as it is
i miss bee...
bee name sound like trenny
a prussian soldier would rather die than miss the attack
sabaton reference!?
https://vocaroo.com/14HUEjlREYlG
>voy-chefokay>bo-ku-meelokay>bo-zhe-tarokay>mees-chee-vu-eeokay
>>2187939he's got a point there
t. johan sounds like he's torturing a chicken when he laughs
endocrine systems critical
imagine if the french weren't a buncha muzzie sympathizers
they would just be another poland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-9_i7rV0NU
Remember to change the Byzantine name to the Eastern Roman Empire.It will be an official option in EU V.
i hope theyre keeping the romania name option
why would i change something historical to something ahistorical
because i told you to
i already refused
so you wouldnt try restoring the roman empire either since thats ahistorical right
its historicaljust need to play as the ottomans
>>2186891to be fair, if I lived on the adriatic coast, I probably would do as little work as possible and relax a lot.
you can go there and spend your entire life not working...you fucking first world privileged nigger ape fuck you
what
Consider this:You can deactivate decision notifications...So why can't you deactivate mission notifications?
because you are now breathing manually :^)
that hasnt worked on me in over a decade
If digits are even I jack off to furry pornIf odd I play one last Brandenburg Prussian grobsgermanium eu4 campaign before eu5
Will you claim only true German land or are you going to form a Blobreich?
proposal: kleingermania, a germania that is small but cute and aesthetic
62I always try to go for OG German empire borders, then expand the same way Hitler did after that 65Sounds retarded, maybe in eu5 I will where playing tall might actually be fun and not clicking the same 3 buttons and waiting to click them again
ill be so busy doing epic stuff in eu5 that i wont even have time to play germaniums
EU V will probably be great in about 3 years.
ideal germany would be german federation + big elsass + limburg + schleswig and then a prussian puppet (no posen)
>so you wouldnt try restoring the roman empire either since thats ahistorical rightto answer your question as the person who asked why would i change something historical to something ahistorical,no, i wouldn't, because rome is responsible for bringing the misfortune of civilization to europe
did you know that lithuania has an event at the start where it can convert to catholic, orthodog, or stay romuvayou could do the latter and larp
180 of the above posts are spergy and cringei made the other ten
could you also try answering the question as someone else?
yeah surelolilover here no i dont care about history i just do what's necessary to fuck lolis
>>>/wsg/5988498
Jehovah-Shaphat
should ukraine be automatically capitulated due to war exhaustion so that the war doesn't just last forever?
who gives a hootlet the barbars fight
we argued this at length a while ago, russia added the "change government" wargoal which requires 80% occupation and by now the 2 year grace period has run out so it's ticking against putin at a faster rate than his aquire state wargoals are ticking in his favor
sisterfister here i don't give a shit
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making /gsg/ woefully grotesque and unfunny
bit of a humourless vibe but i'm trying my best to fit in
water you on about we're always funny
i'm sorry i'll try to do betterhow do you like this meme
very loser energy emanating from the grandad lately*hugs u*that's a masculine hug, from a man (male)
eu5 will fix it
why not a man (female)?
prefer women(female)
eu5 is gonna be a disaster lol
ai please make a victoria 3 that doesn't suckai please make an eu5 with aiai please make /gsg pre-2012 again
t. memegame2 fag
pre-2012 would mean we'd get sent to /v/
that's fine
imagine ai generated ai
*gets sent to page 11 within a second*
i miss 2006 so much
Reminder we are beginning our reconquista of /vg/ when EUV comes out
2187679fun fact:Archeologists can accurately trace German settlements in former Western Slavic territories by looking at evidence for deep wells, because the Wends were too primitive to unlock the technology of digging wells deep to get clean water reliably
fun fact:archaeologists can accurately trace west slavic settlements in present-day german territories by looking at their names, because the germans were too braindead to come up with their own names for the land they stole
fun fact: Archaeologists can accurately trace Albanian settlements in non-Albanian territories by looking for signs of habitation, because Albanians ruled the world but were kind enough to give it up for everyone else when they taught them civilisation :)
albanians were not egyptian, okay
'content creators' = vacuous & create nothing
cheap advertisement would be a better word for them'he's one of my favourite cheap advertisements''let's see what the cheap advertisements are saying about the game''why would a cheap advertisement lie?' etc
no but Egyptians were Albaniansee Muhammad Ali for more details
weaklings
>>2188566stop baiting about ancient german aliens and post the crying white woman
W-why are you doing this? Why are you just germanising the names of the Wendish Slavish villages, who invited settlers of your race into their territory and over time got absorbed and assimilated into the German Nation? T-this is so offensive! This implies we are badass conquerors, who cucked their men by taking their most beautiful wives or made them our new underclass, instead of just killing them, which we probably did also, but not to that extent. I can't ... I just can't! This is mixing! Oh no, two Indo-European ethnic groups mixed with each other and one completely culturally dominated the other. This means we have to invite an infinity amount of other races ... for some reason, we just do, okay! We just have to! S-shut up!
>>1276439
it was racemixing because old germans were turkishonly after the move east, the eastern germans became slavic and only that led to their national success as anything more than subjects of foreignersprussians were so succesful because they were polish
>>1276468 i see my posts
proofs?
>>1276474 i still stand by this suggestionit doesn't get any more comfy than that
if germans stole all the beautiful western slavic women then why are modern german women so fucking ugly??????
they were supposed to vanish?
from my empirical studies they have vanished, yesi'm theorizing that it's culture and religion affecting the phenotype, even without miscegenation it's the only theory that can also explain albanians turning brown after adopting islam
>if germans stole all the beautiful western slavic women then why are modern german women so fucking ugly??????
no i meant original germanic women never went away
they should have
don't worry the ashkenazim are working on that as we speak
brave ukranian women are working hard to save the germanic race
>indo-european>proto-indo-europeanit never fails to make me smile when redditors say these mouthfuls just to avoid saying "aryan"
science says aryans are indian
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryamehr
That's because the TRVE ARYANS are the Western Indo-Europeans, who mixed with the beautiful EEF women in modern Germany/Poland, which introduced bright hair colors into their genes and started a process, where blue-eyed people were sexually selected for (this offends many scientists, who refuse the idea that a trait can just be "sexually" selected for by an Elite, instead of giving people a natural selection benefit like being able to see in the dark or other cope mechanisms)
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combat_de_nègres_pendant_la_nuit
why is such important piece of art missing an english page
it's merged into the author's page>he is remembered along his friend as a forerunner of minimalism with his painting Combat de nègres pendant la nuit ("Battle of Negroes during the night"), displayed for the first time in 1882, more than thirty years before the Black Square by Kazimir Malevich.>It had been missing since that time until it was rediscovered in a private collection in 2017–2018.[2] It has been classified as a National Treasure by the French state.
>>2188882By this logic, the Roman Empire is still around due to France via Charlemagne.
there is no logic
unfun fact: one proud bavarian used to be a gsgeeryes, he was as annoying back then as that image suggests
never would've thought thathe gives off huge /r/paradoxplaza vibes
why would a paradoxplazite be obsessed with the empire of the romans?
the roman empire fell in 1922
you missed the date by few years, but yeah, fall of kingdom of greece marked the end of roman empire
wrongthe rise of the kingdom of greece marked the end of roman nationalism in greecegreece was a fake nation manufactured by the english spies (byron et al) to coopt and prevent the roman revival, as that would unite the hellenes with the south slavs and pose a serious threat to osman control of the region
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pannage
wow a black board with fucking nothing on it, this is such a great artistic treasure
the treasure is the title, duh
kind of a cute concept
let me boot into the usb you kike
if I could travel back in time I would assassinate the inbred habsburgs and make sure the revolution of 1848 succeeds in toppling these inbred retards from the throne, ditch the easterners and form democratic Germany and make it an actual enlightened superpower ruled from Vienna instead of an autistic imperialist state ruled by Prussia
chat is she right?
it would be ruled ftom frankfurt doe
oh nein, nein, nein
Imperator style pops quantified to real numbers, vic2 style buildings but mire granular and provinces as market (sphere) members instead of nations. liq3 style researcheu3 slidersthe rest is eu4i dont see the ck3 aspects
the ugly manlet 3d character models for people with aphantasia
the best capital for a großgermania is praguethink about it
eu4 community = autistic zoomershoi4 community = autistic spicsvic2 community = chudsimperator community =vic3 community = commietroonsck3 community = womenck2 community = wagiessengoku community = 2poor4sanguozhimarch of the eagles community = ceos
stop trying to make mote into a memeit's never gonna happen
i have aphantasia and i play ck2 instead
why do you have aphantasia?
because i have aphantasia and i cant think of images
yes but why? did a nigger bite you?
no it just happened
you expect me to believe a man loses his whiteness just like that?
fate is a cruel mistress
hear hearshant be clicking, shorts, tiktoks nor music links
j̶u̶s̶t̶ s̶a̶y̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶ t̶h̶o̶s̶e̶ s̶m̶o̶o̶t̶h̶b̶r̶a̶i̶n̶s̶ o̶f̶ y̶o̶u̶r̶s̶ a̶r̶e̶ u̶n̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ t̶o̶ f̶o̶r̶m̶ a̶ s̶o̶l̶i̶d̶ o̶p̶i̶n̶i̶o̶n̶ f̴̡͉͔͉̬͖͌̋͌̋̉̈́ą̸͚̺̝̖͎͉͊͌̊̑̏̀̽̑̍̿͘ͅg̸̞͇̤̫̦̙̯̗͎̉̀̍̃̂̓̈̋͝͠ǧ̵̨̳͎̼͉̾̀̉ö̵̪͈̻̪͓̥̺̮̠̱̭́̈̌͒̐̑̀̔͒͗̽͝t̸͍͎̹̘̳̰͑̿͑̂͌̕s̴̮͊̉̂͒̓ catbox is down and /vst/ doesn't support audio so i could only linked it
how can i form a solid opinion on something i refuse to watch?
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did you know that big Poland was pretty much a Dutch colony? At least that's where all the profits went
based polish nobility killing of poland
i didn't know nfag had a wikipedia page
>They took great spoils in ranks, in silver, in rich tents, in coffers; and those exquisite specialties, which another might reckon a single chest worth a hundred thousand, those splendid sabers, those Turkish handguns. A great number of camels were brought into Poland, so that one could even obtain one for a riding beast. Yet it was one son who especially delighted his father with his share of the booty. That son was a captain of horse at Dymów, and he had acquired several camels. When returning home, he wished to present himself to his father in Turkish guise: he dressed himself entirely in Turkish apparel and a turban, mounted a camel, and, ordering his servants to halt in the village, rode ahead to the manor. The old father, walking across the courtyard with a staff toward some household matter, suddenly beheld this apparition entering the gate. The old man began to flee in terror, crossing himself. The son, seeing his father alarmed, ran after him crying, 'Stop, Good Sir: it is I, your son!' But the father only fled all the more. Thereafter he fell ill from the fright, and not long after, he died.
It should be remembered that today's Poland is a completely fictitious fake country It's borders were drawn by Stalin and literally shifted westward at the expense of the Germans and Germany. The entire western part of Poland, including all of its cities, is German territory that was annexed to the Polish state after World War II as a result of Germany's defeat, at the behest of Stalin and the Soviet Union. Not surprisingly, this area is the most developed in Poland. Today's Poland is an abomination.
when has nfag ever shown a hint of sexism, he's always been a hopeless simp since day 1
so expansion now turns your country fake?guess preuBen became a fake country too when they blobbed into poland
It should be remembered that today's Germany is a completely fictitious fake countryIt's borders were drawn by Stalin and literally shifted eastward at the expense of the Germans and Germany. Today's Germany is an abomination.
you forgot to swap eastward for westward
i swapped westward for eastward i didn't think it through enough
i need a quick pick up lines containing the word Alsace–Lorraine
https://vocaroo.com/12IJel4zqR25https://vocaroo.com/1mzjx0MTdUcd
i shouldn't've opened the pandora's box of vocarooniggery
i would need subtitles for those
what's wrong with vocarooniggery
>i'm not from londres, i'm from the grossgermanisches reich (note the anglo pronunciation). i'm not a part of any anglo culture, uhhh, uhhh, i'm like nordic as fuck; pure prussian german ethnicity (fucked up sigismund steinhauser quote)>imagine being proud of being a snownigger. med chads rise upt. esl pro
what kind of etl you should be to not get it
it's "not to get it", my dear esl
thanks for your el servico dear efl
de nada
there's only one efl left in /gsg/there rest of em? i would rather not talk about it
arbeit macht frei
i'm not an efl is just larp as one sometimes
https://poal.me/grqx8let's settle the fate of /gsg/ once and for all!!
ip grabber do not click
yes i am posting from kosovo, albania how did you know???
3 active campaign screenshots in 300 posts is crazy work
2 hours for All Under Heaven. I’m still away from my desk for 10 more days, I hope to see someone form Norse Japan and Norse China by the time I get off tonight.
look, there's only so much a man can play victoria 2 over and over againbut i have been itching for a grobswitzerlandiums game where i form the germanic confederation and get hre borders together with italia du nord
it's because you chatroom faggots never react to whats being posted at a timei myself personally quits posting 5 years ago out of the embarrassment of your silent treatment
...
i havent played vicky2 in 5 years now
what was that? must've been the wind...
>gall-stereographic/gsg/ is an azimuthal equidistant board
you have literally nothing to fear as long as you're primary or accepted culture
02>black dot at the north pole
tun
/gsg/ is too casual to play actual simulation games like HoI3.
/gsg/ is too casual to play actual strategy games like Dominions 6.
i did but there's only so many times you can play it because it plays the same every timei just stopped because i refuse to become one of those weirdos that boot up germany on the 7th of may 1945 and try to go for the endsieg
/gsg/ is too simulationist to play shitty socioeconomic simulator that simulates neither economy nor logic like Victoria 2.
but memegame 2 often gets discussed here which is just a medieval sims
yes i agree, victoria 2 is the pinnacle of /gsg/ and no other game simulates population or economy like vic2 does. that's why /gsg/ loves it so muchmaybe eu5 will surpass it after 12 dlcs, maybe
^ divorce leads children to the worst places
no more waggling
so why did indep. greece squander thessalonika? it was such a prosperous port before
how did indep. nigger state squander itself so bad?
>in a recent CK3 performance dev diary 187 the devs refered to 150 years later as 'lategame'lol
it isyou can become unstoppable within 30 years
Is there a "most powerful" realm or character in Crusader Kings 3?You know like how the Ottomans are always a raidboss in EU IV?
byzzie
rommie
this the image they will use of johan on the serial killer channel when they finally catch him for all his crimes
how the ai suffered for one man's tan
37paradogs... in the flesh
this guy got wales viable and several major buffs to kyiv but was somehow unable to alert his viewership to 100% broken ai or to petition for working multiplayer... slava ukraini
no one cares about some literally whosjust like no one cares about your obsession with said literally whos
calm down chuddie, they still got time before release, it's all easy to tweak
lame attitude to take "buddy" cause i think a small /gsg/ lobby might be the last refuge we have
we knew all of the issues vic 3 had on release , even the paid shills couldnt hide how dysfunctional the mechanics, ai and performance were and how barren the game waspeople still bought it, they're even praising paradox for how they're handling vic 3 dlc
eu5?
what?
europa u 5
what about it?
where is it
in hell, i hope
>>2189754the latest vic3 video is comical.. it's wiz from three years ago (hasn't the courage to show on camera?) and the rest of the team coming one by one on screen to say 'thanks' to the loyal consoomers. thanks for what? duno. matriarchal type relationship, fitting for commies i suppose
>CK3 gets new map with endless memeability >zero posts about it in /gsg/I’m so disappointed in you guys
why are you lying?
>shit game gets more bloat>no one caresNOOOO IM SO ANGRY I NEED TO POST ABOUT IT
Do any of you know what happens if the League War fires while I'm at war with one of the members of the Catholic League? I'm fighting France so that Poland becomes rebellious/declares independance from their PU.
>Leagues/Religion in Europe
each one of us must banish the inner anby if we hope to see alby live
as someone who has played the Religious League War the most in /gsg/ i didn't know that, not that i care of course. but in your picture poland isn't quite exactly doing what you're claiming they're doing, stop being fake and gaynow let me show you what could've been the biggest League War, not sure why i didn't join that since it's an old screenshot but pretty much the only sizeable nation who didn't also join was only the pope
maybe because ai britain was the hre emperor idk
wait, found one where every gp joined
https://youtu.be/ynOlSq0UIu4?t=143
They were at like 30% before the war so it seems to be working. Worst case I can cancel the union for 100 WS, but I kind of wanted something else from the peace deal. 222I don't understand bro. Are you saying you don't know what happens if the League War starts while I'm at war with one of the opposing members? Nice WW1 though
>>2190090No, I can’t play it for a week and I want to live vicariously through other anons. Show me your Norse Chinese Dynasty.
>>2190159it'll start as normal but you won't get called int. lost a Bohemia run to that because the Danish AI was stupid
386Couldn't sleep. League War fired and I got called in, but France didn't.
yeah guess I should have been a bit more general in saying that one side will get called in and the other won'tnot sure what determines it besides that tag order is probably involved somewhere
have you mvasalled and marched the teutons yet? why do you care about poland
>>2189219Just a coincidence, I was finally sitting down to learn it. Would post what's happening in more detail, but it's way too much information. TL;DR, mega game all nations in the Dominions Enhanced mod that released, I'm playing MA Tien Chi, and it's going really well. This is late game in a comp stomp to try random stuff. It's a learning game, so it's gonna take a while to win, I'm intentionally nerfing myself a tad while I try random stuff to learn things. Some highlights. My cap only mages can turn immortal, and I've been spamming them out and thugging them out somewhat. I also turned a fire mage into a dragon, which is neat, that's a new spell I think in DE. I got eyes of god and a bunch of other enchantments, working on dispelling some of the freespawn ones, Asphodel is getting way strong off freespawn longdeads. Also grinding more gear to test out and mess around with, I recently made the one ring. I'm trying to beat Pyrene, Ctis has 1 last stronghold being sieged down by Xibalba in the northwest, which is annoying, because Ctis keeps respawning their pretender. Pyrene declared war on me randomly, as AI does. I was eating Vanarus, and finishing out Ashdod's capital in the east, so my armies are out of position, but I'm strongest player right now, so I don't really care, and immediately went on the offensive, and got hit hard. I went max scales, and it's late game, so I am benefitting hard. Turn 102, and the AI really cannot resist, so anyone I ask for a NAP takes a NAP. I planned on this being a fun test of the game, but it's going way better for me. AI is potato, but it did put up a fight with some knowledge checks that I had to solve, and am solving, like Ashdod beat my initial capital siege force, and I'm trying to figure out how to beat multiple of their really strong giant summons. Should have it this turn. My current plan is to just overwhelm the remaining giants with numbers, cause I can easily afford it, and there's only like 5 left.
>>2190745That's the game so far, a LOT was left out, but I'm going to bed. We'll figure out the siege later.
i read all that :D
thanks nbro
good job
45thats cool bro but you gotta play mp thats where the real fun is to be had
hey for sandy don! hey for cockolorum!hey for bobbin john and his hieland quorum!mony's the sword and lance swings at hieland hurdieas they skip and dance o'er the bum o geordie!
will t. johan make new ck3 dlc lets play?
he didn't even do a video about byzzie dlc, so no
In other news, it looks like Natalia converted to some sort of paganism and changed her name to Radveda.
she converted to paganism long time ago but this surname change is recent
>changed her name to Radvedalol what. sounds like you made that shit up
wauw....
>epic super trad orthodox woman walls and becomes a hippie pagan getting gangbanged in the woodsa tale as old as time
it's actually very simpleshe married trad monarchist guy and became trad orthodox wifeshe divorced him, married vltrv pvgvn guy and became esoteric bimbo rodnover
and thats a good thing
so in euiiii they made it so asia and specifically korea advance in tech faster than yurop,so in euiiiii i take it they will make it so the most remote underdeveloped swarthiest niggers will advance the fastest?
they straight up wont simulate the reasons africa didnt develop, rather blaming it on not developing shiny crowns
they already confirmed that malaria is in and will make it extremely difficult to bring anything resembling civilised society down there though?
huh, the ck3 asia dlc came out yesterday, how come i havent seen any posts about it?well, is it worth thirty yurobux?
no, just play the free part
>>2191210People talk about it in the CK3 thread>well, is it worth thirty yurobuxProbably not, unless you really love China
wtf since when is there a ckg???
there is a myth going around that /gsg/ is nothing but a discord chatroom and if you want to talk about games you should go to other specific generals
https://youtu.be/VBn87SA0oS8
ching chang chong
thats true but also nobody is saying that
just had an idea that in crusader kings you shouldnt be able to declare wars on people if your character's opinion of them is too highthis would curb mindless blobbing and endless wars over single provinces the moment your truce expires.but this would be along with the usual ideas of a proper peace system, as well as vassals and events playing a larger role in war declaration - e.g. random event pops up about some border skirmish giving you the option to declare war, the usual example of vassal appeals to you to press his claim, succession should be a major instigator of wars. i just hate the complete absence of diplomacy in the game about mediaeval interpersonal diplomacy, man...
*befriends the turkish sultan*
Europa Universalis is just an obscure French boardgame.How the fuck did Paradox fuck it so badly?
This is genuinely, unironically, truly going to be Polish century. Russia is getting its shit kicked in, Germany and western evropa is a joke, Britain is having its citizens being turned into minced meat and put in kebabs etc. Both sides are getting weaker, while this slavic shithole is getting better. Good job you retards, you got your opportunity so don't waste it this time.
>Polish TFR>1.16ok lolretard
that would require the polish rules to have poland's best interest in mind instead of being zog pawns
Poland is vastly overpopulated actually, due to our medieval settlement structure. We only have 60% urbanization rate while western countries usually have 80%+. Now we're observing the process of moving to big cities, where population is growing, meanwhile the rural areas are getting empty - but it's actually a good thing because keeping thousands of small villages alive is economically unsustainable, in the modern economy people should mostly live in big cities where it's cheaper and more efficient to provide jobs and services to them.
^ based globohomo enjoyerwho needs to breed? poland ends with us
While Anglo civilization spent centuries building walls (both literal and genetic) to "preserve purity", Latin America was doing the actual work of creating something new. We didn't exterminate the indigenous populations or segregate ourselves into rigid castes. We mixed, we synthesized, we created a genuinely new type of human that carries the heritage of every continent. The mestizo isn't some diluted version of existing races, it's an upgrade and living bridge between all of humanity's branches. This wasn't done through cold eugenics or scientific racism but through actual human connection, through aesthetic and spiritual affinity. The cosmic race isn't about genetic "superiority" in the Nazi sense, it's about transcending the entire framework of racial competition that the modern world was built on. We're the proof of concept that humanity's future isn't ethnostates and blood quantum calculations, but genuine synthesis. The fact that this makes both white nationalists and certain progressive types uncomfortable just proves how radical the idea actually is. Latin America is literally the laboratory where the next phase of human civilization is being born, and when people look back centuries from now, they'll recognize that Vasconcelos called it in 1925.
>>2190787I know, this is me learning to play before multiplayer. Having a massive amount of fun just messing around and learning what crazy stuff you can do.
*returns to monke*
3mp games on /domg/ are the best because everyone is anonymous so you dont have gayass drama across games like you do on d*scord
is there a /subg/ too?
what the fuck would /subg/ be
the opposite of /domg/
>>2191422yes, why wouldn't you try to befriend your powerful neighbour to ensure they don't squish you like a little bug?as it currently stands, diplomacy is just *marries off one of my 15 daughters to the turkish sultan*. how's that any better?
because there is a lot more to life than friendshipswilly and nicky being chums didn't stop the war
allah help me there is still almost a whole week to eu5
chinlets
your example illustrates exactly my pointnicky didn't arbitrarily declare war on his mate willy, but internal pressures like the examples I gave in my post can cause wars regardlessbut mediaeval king a wouldn't declare random wars on his best friend mediaeval king b because that's a retarded thing to do and no one would ever trust you again.btw the ai already does all of this (at least in ck2; i don't play 3) with traits affecting the character's honour modifier. i'm mostly talking about the player facing no consequences for this. forgot to mention in my original post that asshole characters wouldn't be bound by this anyway but others would hate you for being such a cunt.
disappointing how the italian waifu never managed to pass her mini acerbo law
If I do this does France get auto-called in to the League War? I might just wait till it's over to peace out
notrust me bro
Ok I trust you
sike
stop liberating poland
Population is really going to change everything. They might as well have called it Asia Universalis.
Join the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church.Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus.
i haven't taken Latin in years. here's my best guess>outside of the church none will be savedhow did i do ?
>>2192359>>2192359>>2192359I bet you just googled it!!!!
don't reply to me or my posts ever again scumfuck accuseralso here was my thought process>extra = outside>ecclesiam -> ecclesiastic -> church or clergy>nulla -> none (eg. terra nullis)>salum -> didn't know but from contextoutside church none saved
>>2192370*replies to u again*
*mighty sniff*why should ottomens reach here & here*mouses over the near east*
>>2191981
Hitler sought peace with Britain, sought an alliance with both Poland and the Soviet Union, etc. Hitler followed in the footsteps of great German and Austrian diplomats: realpolitik.Were it not for the USA goading their debtors Britain and France to get involved in Poland, Hitler's Germany and Poland (which was ruled by a Mussolini style government) would've not just resolved the Danzig and Upper Silesia disputes peacefully as Italy/Germany did South Tyrol, but Poland would've probably had formally joined the Anti-Comintern Pact.
Should have seek it harder desu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolraad_Woltemade
It's sad how much this site went to shit.Half of the posters are clearly some sort of paid shills pushing a propaganda agenda to run cover for western neoliberalism or israel these days.Completely dead website
it can't be helped forums and imageboards have been dying for like 15 years now
it can be helped but the solution would be classified as a genocide
what the fuck is up with all the people here who only play gsg for an hour a week>>2192225you started this campaign yesteryear bro
gsgs are like wine, you have to savor them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kant,_Kyrgyzstan
>>2192822Meanwhile, I'm twenty turns later (Turn 108) on my casual playthrough of dominions enhanced. Year 9 of my heavenly crusade. >>2190745Not much happened beyond spam more guys and conquer more stuff, also it's not 4 AM so I'm not gonna ramble as much. That being said I am casting global enchantments and dispelling others and my gem income is finally to the point where I need more mages to spend it. I'm learning a ton of stuff still, specifically how to script casters in combat. Asphodel seems to be getting to the point where they're on my level as a rival superpower, which is foreboding. Oh yeah, and a bunch of nations are dead, primarily for me, Ctis, the Israeli giant nation, and the Russians southwest.
should i form tunisia now or morocco later
cant you do all three of them
no forming a map flips me out of berber culture which locks me out of forming the other. i'll become al andalus anyway
The turkmen invasions of the 10th-12th centuries destroyed authentic human civilization in Anatolia and caused the rape of the remainder of anatolians by turkmen subhumans nomads.This spawned the mestizo goblino Turkish race which then in ottoman times converted others to turkism creating even more messed up goblinos with damaged identities.The turkic system brought upon the parasitic crisis of Turkism where assimilated peoples becomes even more extreme to prove themselves as turkics because deep down they know they are not.In order that Turks can reconcile the destruction of their superior society and civilization prior to 1071 with the ruined race, ruined civilization, and ruined culture of the turkified present. They have to gaslight themselves to convince themselves that turkfiication was good and that being turkic is good when it obviously is not.In order to maintain the self deception, they have to do this to extreme amounts because the contradiction is blatant they have to be extreme to prove to themselves that turkification was good. To mask reality with delusion.The reality would be too much to bareIt would be like if Bantu africans invaded Italy and raped and destroyed everything and created a mulatto race nomadizing living in the ruins of a great civilization and people. They would have to prove to themselves that this was a good thing and they would have to ignore reality and worship pure africans blacks and be genocidal against the last remaining italians and other meds to prove to themsleves that what happened to them was good.
