If you see a gibberish post, it was made by raiders, ignore it.No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be. Neither will EU5. On the otter hand, Project Caesar is /gsg/-approved kamige and you should preorder it now!How fares your empire, /gsg/?On this day in history, the 3rd of November:361 – Emperor Constantius II dies of a fever at Mopsuestia in Cilicia; on his deathbed he is baptised and declares his cousin Julian rightful successor.1534 – The Parliament of England passed the first Act of Supremacy, making King Henry VIII head of the Church of England, supplanting the pope and the Catholic Church.1838 – The Times of India, the world's largest circulated English language daily broadsheet newspaper is founded as The Bombay Times and Journal of Commerce.1867 – Giuseppe Garibaldi and his followers are defeated in the Battle of Mentana and fail to end the Pope's Temporal power in Rome (it would be achieved three years later).1898 – France withdraws its troops from Fashoda (now in Sudan), ending the Fashoda Incident.1918 – The German Revolution of 1918–19 begins when 40,000 sailors take over the port in Kiel.1935 – In a widely criticised referendum, almost 98 percent of Greek voters supported the restoration of George II (pictured) as King of the Hellenes.1946 – The Constitution of Japan is adopted through Emperor's assent.Random Country Pickerhttp://orph.link/random>Archive (mods only)https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow>Where to get these gameshttps://web.archive.org/web/20190720131512/http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume>Mods>> READ THIS FIRST.https://web.archive.org/web/20200712212437/https://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB>>[V2] - Niggermodhttps://pastebin.com/Xgjd5LvG>>[V2] - Crimeamodhttps://www.moddb.com/mods/crimeamodPrevious thread: >>2186632
ugh what could have been
>On the otter hand, Project Caesar is /gsg/-approved kamige and you should preorder it now!>On this day in historyshan't be using this fake thread
>anime freegood thread
ok but mp when?
when eu5 comes out
>the other thread is full of replyfaggotry and retards copy pasting posts from eu5 threadsi'll be staying here
>>2200624nice quote nerd
what are you talking about you ploid?
https://youtu.be/9LIU9fmlklo
>aislopyou could have linked the narrated willy-nicky telegrams if you're really this much of a gsl
>>2200579Why didn't they agree, bros?
>>2200657agreed, muscovites are wayward ukrainians, while "russia" is a failed homoglobo project. just ask your favourite homoglobo enthusiast putin about that.
kyivan ukr
can someone just tell me if this is a GOOD PARADOX game (vic2, hoi3) or a BAD PARADOX GAME (vic3, ck3) i got really hyped for vic3 and feel so burned on that game being such an ass-backwards anti-fun disaster i have very little faith in new paradox releases. also, ck3 was fun for maybe like a few hours but then it was so shallow and i just got sick of it. will this be good and fun? for whatever reason i never got into eu4 so im new to this particular franchise.
>>2200663>DUDE just trust the country that had signed non-aggression pacts with all its neighbours and then broke them
>bokoen: market economy has less depth than vic 3>bokoen: the game loop is horrible and there is nothing to do >bokoen: the game is bloated with mechanics that doesn't matter at all, and you can just ignore them>bokoen: most of the game is just speed 5 while you are alt tabbed it's over
they didn't break the most important non-aggression pact
So, in EU5, building produces manpower, but manpower is still global? So, if you have manpower building barracks, you can magically recruit armies in the Americas?
>>2200674are you talking about eu5? from what i've seen of arumba playing it it's a better game than either imperator, ck3 or vic3 were on release, but then again that is not saying much.i'm looking forward to playing it in 2-odd years when 3 dlcs release and i upgrade my pc so the game doesn't slow down to a crawl after 50 years
>>2200684Will old Arumba revive his career?I don't get why he has just abandoned his YouTube channel and focused on Twitch. He could just keep uploading his clips there for very little additional effort.He has 246K subscribers he can do something with, just insane to abandon his account.
gooning
nicholas was less than 1/16th russian.Genuinely how are russian nationalists still buck broken enough to support this retard.
I can't wait to flush EU4 down the toilet where it belongs. I don't know if EU5 is going to be good or not, but I fucking know EU4 isn't.
>he thinks Soviet goal wasn't full annexation Kek
>>2200703Because nobody cares about such stuffAlso female line doesn't count. Only the paternal line count, and all of these are Russians.
>>he thinks Soviet goal wasn't full annexation>Kek>Soviets win the war>dont full annex?
>>2200708It's fascinating how PDX seems to be done with their mana phase.>JOHAN: EU4 will have mana>EVERYONE: we don't want it!>JOHAN: I'm still gonna do it>EVERYONE: fine, I guess we can tolerate it>JOHAN: Imperator is going to have even more mana>EVERYONE: Please god no!>JOHAN: Well, fuck you! You will have mana, and you will like it>*Imperator flops*>JOHAN: Today, I learned a valuable lesson: nobody likes mana. Only if someone had told me this sooner
lenin would have annexed finland because he was an internationaliststalin was pragmatic so just wanted finland in his sphere of influence
>>2200663>just give up your entire fortified border for some clay nobody lives in bro, we totally won't invade you later broalso very funny how the right side lumps up both the winter war and the continuation war to make the finnish seem more "unreasonable" for it, curious huh
binland and baltoits are the proof Russian Empire was too softshame that finland got away and didn't get gulaged like baltoids (lenins strongest soldier award)
>>2200736>>JOHAN: Imperator is going to have even more mana>>EVERYONE: Please god no!>>JOHAN: Well, fuck you! You will have mana, and you will like itthey patched out all the mana after releasealso mana does exist in eu5, though only in religious actions(shinto has shit like "purity" and you need it to get a claim on the shogunate lul)probably would have been done with it entirely if they didn't have to depict shit like piety and whatnot
itt: finngols seething
>>2200663>STALIN: So, give up this heavily fortified isthmus and I pinky promise I won't use it to launch a major offensiveWorth noting that in Molotov-Ribbentrop agreement, Molotov told Ribbentrop their plans to do to Finland same thing they done to Poland
total chud maldy as per usual whenever I open this godforsaken circlejerk thread
>mana does exist in eu5, though only in religious actionsthat's just an abstraction of religious piety, not a mana of eu4 calibre
>Molotov told Ribbentrop their plans to do to Finland same thing they done to Polandpartitioning it together with sweden??????????
>>2200729Pyrrhic victory, Soviets had other fronts to contend with, like Nazi Germany, so they signed the peace treaty because it was getting embarrassing atp. Its known that Soviets expected a swift victory and had already set up the embryo of a Finnish puppet government before the ultimatum was even sent. I don't understand why ziggers keep pushing this meme when what I'm saying is just the basic narrative on the Winter War outcomes and you never have any refutation.
>what if the Treaty of Tordesillas divided up the Roman Empire instead of the Worldepicbut my fingers are not epic :(imma get hospitalised until further notice. :/
>it's knownproof or rope tranny
it's the classic trope: invent outlandish goals for the attacker like annexation then say the attacker is losing because he's achieved only his own goals, not the ones his opponents imagined
>crimeamod in the op>thread is a pigger-zigger battlegroundclassic
>lenin would have annexed finland because he was an internationalist... he's the one who let finns to be independent in the first place
>>2200805>>2200805>>2200805you say that but didn't react to my epic screenie
i don't want to react to those retarded bordersvistula is not a good natural border for poland or germany and it looks ugly when you use it as such
it's 1st centurically accurate doe
it's the 18th century
Poland should be divided again....
>>2200836your asscrack should be divided and penetrated faggot
...into more polands!
poland status?
question to anyone who's watched the arumba stream: is blobbing an efficient way of increasing your power in eu5 or are you heavily incentivised to pick a small, well developed country like holland to become strong like in mayo in texas?
arumba spent most if the time dealing with bug that caused streaming issue so can't really tell from that, but from what i've seen it is a efficient way since ai is so passive and nothing stops you from taking land they've spent time developingthen either control it yourself since low control locations are not completely useless or minmax and release vassal in them
>>2200663Better dead than red
but they're already a vassal of trotskyite usa, when are they killing themselves?
@84
Can you rename provinces in EU5? This would be quite important because custom vassals get their name from the first province they get assigned.
bros hear me out...castile and chill but in eu5.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-P659UaB-0
it's economic and political war firsttoy soldiers secondalso cities in donbas are like religious sites for ukrainemore important than kharkov
because they're seething childrenif they wont have it nobody will
i don't get it
>>2200579Zigger picture.Although true it does not mention what happened in Baltics and how our defensive fortifications just happened to be in the demanded area.Classic Russian propaganda.
everyone always says donbass this, donbass thatbut no one ever mentions the luhansk people's republic :(
>>2200941 c >>2200792
almost 4 whole belgiums?!? how much is that in zimbabwes?
>replyfag>seethingFinland only exists because of Russian Empireso do the Balticsno different than thirdies seething at France or UK for civilizing them
what kind of stupid nigger would seethe at getting colonized by france? being colonized by france was the best case scenario, much better than being colonized by england, belgium or japan
god i wish that were me
my town was getting "colonized" by poland instead how should i feel
polanized
KneB lʍдo
i donta geit it mario
>>2200579wait, finnland always says they won that war...
it was a draw in the winter war but they lost the continuation war
they airdropped children?????
am i the only person who still doesn't know if it's supposed to be kyiv or kiev? as in which one is cringe and which is basedi will probably stay ignorant to this issue all my life
minors...
being ignorant of basic geography is not something to be proud of, especially in this general
KNEB
kyiv = basedkiev = mega cringedon't listen to anyone telling you otherwise just trust me because i'm your /gsg/bros
kyiv is ukrainian and sovietkiev is russian and chud
^ byised gsgyiv citizen
arabian gulf
it's called jaffa
as a white man myself, i call it kijów
jaffa cakes.... factory... vgh...
eastern europeans are not white
real name is Kyjivaseverything else is transcoded
huy
hui
when is it up on cs rin ru
as soon as it comes out
why are you a pedophile?
but i am not french?
>>2201058>>2201059show nose, kike
ok
Not gonna lie I lost the hype for eu5I just don't feel anything for it anymore but a mild curiosity at best, I'll check it out in a couple of years probably idkWhat I am hyped about is eu5 anbennar, but that's speculative, we don't even know if it will be real.Eu5 seems at present to be just kinda... Idk, empty? the difference between different countries don't seem super serious, like there's nothing making china special I feel likeYou would think the value sliders like traditionalism spiritualism ect would do it but they seem really easy to move in the direction you want them to go to and for most of the sliders there seems to be a correct choice, like innovative Vs whatever the opposite is, yeah do I want to be smart or stupid wow tough choiceLand Vs naval seems like an actual choice until you realise it is really obvious and done basically for you, if you want overseas shit you go naval if you are Russia you go land idkthe game is also weirdly pro clergy like you're basically forced into a clerical state because they give you all of the reaserchRevolutionary France can't employ secular reaserchers?maybe the game is deeper than it looks on YouTube, certainly possible, wouldn't shock me, but I'm far from hyped, seems "cool I guess" but idk maybe I simply grew out of video games, I'd rather read another bible bookthanks for reading my review of a game I haven't played that isn't out yet
>>2200604stupid fucking reposting raider
it's clergy, not intellectuals
>>2201059Nah i prefer KiewFuck the german government for bastardising a perfect name
every italian pop in 40.000km radius after you pass the 23 working hours reform be like:
I've only watched that shitskin's video of Muscovy on the official paradox channel in eu5. I dont get why Paradox allows the goytubers to shill their game before release, it literally kills the hype.
>kyjiw as a germ i have never seen that beforelooks fluvial bantu
looks like a typoeven joogle ai overview recognizes that its a typo
is ck3 worth pirating yetif so how do i pirate it
at least you don't call it gpt this time
https://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/kiew-wird-kyjiw-auswaertiges-amt-aendert-schreibweise-a-377a8acd-0b49-45b5-a9a6-1f3d337c3e40
>>2201119Kiroffo
no, ck3 is not worth it yetin fact it never will be
So I was right about seeing g*rmany as another goylem state just like the anglofilth-sphere
how does one pirate ck3 mim im cruti i i i i I'm curious now
cs rin ru or *tracker
>>2200724I am pretty sure the males stopped being Russian at some point too, then there's also a theory about Pidor I being assraped to death during his visit to Europe and replaced by a germoid body double, so the imperial dynasty wasn't Russian to begin with
i told you everywhere else but poland is a shithole you didn't believe
yeah there isn't a shitskin infestation in the major cities XDPiotrek please...
>assrape out of nowhere>schizo theory
actually, the comfiest place to live on earth is along the mediterranean coast of spain/france or sardinia/corsica
>>2201113>you're basically forced into a clerical state because they give you all of the reaserch>Revolutionary France can't employ secular reaserchers?Is this really the case? That sounds dumb
>pdm horse factory
>stud farmvgh chads
>eu5 has actual horseyalready 5 steps ahead of victoria 2 then
>>2200579To add context to the picture and why the finns rejected the offer atleast to some extenct, the area of east Karelia was completely worthless woodland and giving the isthmus would have meant the finns would have lost their only well developed defensive line. And leave Vyborg completely exposed. There were some chest puffing and huffing from the parliament too as they were kinda cocky, thinking that the non aggression pacts or diplomacy really meant anything to StalinThe islands were fucking worthless though
https://www.youtube.com/live/WAcuglcsy-0?si=WqhsHp1ZtcdujtFJ&t=2325
but does it have tigers?
funny clipthomas aquintas said that mohammad was a false prophet nad the way you know that is because he didnt do enough miracles
Why are you so asspained by someone having fun? Go fuck yourself. If I want to go into devmode in GoT mod and give Ned Stark a dragon and free the north with it, and post about it, I'm going to
who are youtalking to?
to me
>>2201031Simo Hayha was a Ghost of Kiev-tier bullshit story, too.
aquintas was a cryptopagan who worshipped mary and simoutaniously did not respect her one bit he was a sadist and a fornicator
>>2201250That's what marxist-satanists want you to believe
https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipN9n64OSpLFuIe0MmdwkiXb2892exP7i_mIobWUh6QfU7pfzHFIh-WyTsoJClBXkQ?key=R1lDdUpKNUlyVFhwcjlRZDJkaUZUdXBNX1VHbDd3i'm tired of this converstaion This is what you need to know about Mary.
it's cp don't fucking open it
>gibberish posts>mass reportingthaneslop retard at it again
i legitemately ccannot read that booki trerid but it just doesnt make any sense to meits just words on a page they say a bunch of words but it's either an extremely vauge statement to begin with or a bunch of seemingly nonsense words i dont get it
>>2201230this meme format only works with audio.
is that you? are you a muslim girl?
>>2201256Good thing we didn't have the Internet back then. Imagine the schizoing out.
why were the finnards so stupid brosBetrayed germany too
almost all bad as the fucking poles picking war over danzig
they're were not obliged to die on a stupid hill
cute boy
not to mention Britain starting WW2 over dated nonsense about "balance of power"What did they fight for, God and Empire? Both gone now...
these darn english warmongers...
starting the biggest war in human history just to save the sovereignity of klein poland is immeasurably based.
>>2201219>woodland>worthlessFinland is one of the biggest producers of timber and pulp. And that defensive line was designed by the same people that did the Maginot line, and had the same solution - they went around.
defending poland only from Germany hehethank you churchill you faggotthank you france
this video got recommended to me watching it must be a shit experience but g-d playing this game must be 10 times worse imagine being one of these "tall" sad fucks what the fuck do you even do all game? "playing tall" must be the most boring shit ever
also thank you polish government who makes enemies out of every single neighborfuck you ukraine
>>2201365Polish Second Republic again?
>>2201364In theory it shouldnt be boring, if the game actually had properly developed peace time gameplay, having actual governmance, laws, medieval politicking, dealing with vassals and subjects, actually improving the realm beyond just building stuff. But the issue is that the CK3 is not made for that, on fundamental level.
germany is barely bigger than poland
>>2201369czechia is rightful polish land
>britian and france when germania san started yapping about living room
>>2201347>they went around.Yeah worked so well for them, true power of soviet blitzkrieg!
yes, i would very much like that
>History books conveniently don't show you a map of the world circa 1935 when they mock the concept of "living room"
>>2201402Now post the Manchuria invasion, when they figured out the meta.
>>2201407Well there i agree with you they learned, it took a few tries but they did
eu5 newfriend general
https://vocaroo.com/1nUEzhRqtuWq
1 (one) day until eu5
>>2201401>not even brave enough to actually reply to me>being an utter retard Go back to the forum, shill
robbie...
how long until the mlp mod is ported to eu5
this but while she (male) is wearing her hijab
Wat you want maddafackar?Ehhh I fackhing busy here pleying with my stinky little penis erection ;D Want see? Come pley?
>>2200969Every single french colony failed
>>2201401nta but you haven't been reading some ideas of mine thena "tall" gameplay is definitely feasibleyou just need to simulate the decentralization of the era faithfullymake nobles named characters that wield actual influence, they could peform well and benefit your kingdom or badly or both at the same time!, give them sets of agencies etcsame goes for merchants or other types of popsthey should be able to propose to you or you to them, for example colombus asking the king of portugal to sail westa king's court did also function as a juidical court, it'll be funny to judge unjudgely because of religion or race or nepotism whateveri wrote about other things too, it's definitely possible but paradox won't do it and at this rate AI powered gsg will be the one that achieves it by 2028 as per my prediction
>>2201466How so?So many thick young beautiful black women were successfully bred with.Oiled up Negroid beauties were split apart by the BWC. Bouncing on white cocks all of the day.Can you explain to me why this was a failure, or even a loss in any sense?Let me guess. You think slavery was probably too. Maybe in the beginning it was kind of rough. But towards the end it was definitely more of a campfire type situation.Imagine being a slave. Getting your vitamin D from the sun and getting exercise from hard work. All of the day you toil, but all of the night you are allowed, expected even, to breed with beautiful black women.Sounds like a good time to me.
what you meant here is zoophilia, paedophilia is a gsgeer thing
64 ram for the map editor? i have 16...
>>2201474now why the fuck was this deleted
ehhh facking tranny janny censoring our freespeech madda fackarspolend never give up our winged hussar lance fack your whole family in the anus
Not video games, chuddy wuddy buddy (:
>>2201301I dunno. Shitposting about Winter War would’ve been kinda cool
for every deleted post, thaneslop retard is behind it
>>2201119>KyjiwNobody calls it that here. The only people who use anything but Kiev in English and Kiew in German are literal paid shills.
>>2201497>giving Goebbels internet>5 Reichspfennigs have been added to your accountplz no
are we being raided?
I don't respect ukrainians thougheverGalicia is polish land
wat you fakin sey about fakin galiziya
galicia is portuguese actually
¡s a n t i a g o!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g23Gz0llaDI
>>2201119What do you expect from cucks who says Belarus instead of Weißrussland?>>2201536*Austro-Hungarian
nobody wants to see austria hungary, especially not galicians
german-polish union when
it already existed, it was called poland-saxony
just got my first map painting game cant wait to talk about it in this cool thread I fou-
blame the raiders
why doesn't the holy roman emperorship grant you any bonuses in eu5?how am i supposed to defend the unholy germanic confederation if the free cities don't provide me with men and gold?
Come join us for eu5!>>2197848
>>2201629make me kike
hre is an afterthought that rapes your cpu when you play the gamewait for dlcs
all the cute tranners are gonna be in that eu5 thread instead of cool /gsg/what do we do?
Truly a bizarre outbreak of a random drunk schizo.
ok but where's liquor?
it got consumed
hello where are the posts?
gonna run to microcenter for a new cpu mobo and a few hundred gib of ram should i buy the most expensive intel processor or the most expensive amd processor or one of the server chips that allows quad-channel ram
it might have something to do with janny deleting and banning posters for "offtopic" and anons not willing to waggle their router or use ban evading site
amd x3d cpus work best with paradox games
the anime schismatic thread got deleted
good
which one is the liqq
opium
the first and only time I played Imperator was when I torrented it in 2019, played it for 30 minutes, then deleted it off my computer.Is it worth a shit now with the DLC? Should I even bother? Are there any decent mods that add even more content?
don't bother unless you really wanna roleplay as ethiopia or carthage or somethingits like only half a game
why is there oil in an 18th century game, johan?
why is are luxury clothes and furniture so much cheaper than their regular variants?
it's because of supply and demand, chudi bet you're one of them weirdos who subscribe to such fascist ideas as labour theory of value
you will play as a BBC.
johan answer me you cypriot fuck
cawfee
...
>luxury>doesnt emit light
Can't wait on a Big Boss video retelling just what the fuck happened with VtMB:2 development.
18 hours until eu5
>>2200888the finns sucked the soviets off for the entire cold war. whore nation, always looking for the next tough guy to go down on her knees or bend over for. i bet finland will cease to exist as a nation before we get to see an actually independent finland. oh and checked
>before we get to see an actually independent finlandUh nigga it's literally right there
it's under a zionist occupation government
So i guess /gsg/ is a place where The Raped(TM) go after being spermabanned on /pol/ and /v/?
the who?
No, the raped(TM) go to Cape cod to get raped some more
>>2201882you need to drink something
>>2201683That is not orange juice. Looks more like tomato soup.
*consumes the jar of concrete*
>>2200663Because they used the same tricks in the Baltics to annex them all.
>>2202125Isn't their history full of that? They were dickwashers for the swedes for centuries.
>>2202125Ok, Germ.
>>2202137Isn't that just P town?
Im gonna consoom the game
You won't do shit
>>2200579>We are going to give you this useless forest, just give us all your fortifications, we swear we won't attack>Damn Finns, why didn't take the offer?Probably because they saw how such deal worked out for Czechoslovakia
mfw consooming eu5 day1
I hope you've built up a tolerance by playing 10 hours of 4 a day for the past week young man
>>2201046>>2201119The thing that bothers me about "Kyiv" is that western signalling retards don't even care to say it correctly. Pronouncing it as 'Keev' is actually even farther from the correct pronunciation than just sticking with 'Kiev'.Ukrainians slur their speech and they don't even pronounce the 'v'. It's also still two syllables. A more accurate Latin rendition of the name would be something as hideous as the spoken tongue like "Khiyyuw".I prefer saying Kijów anyway, just to spit on them.
^unironically the most based take you can have
>>2201504owo whats that!
>EU5 in the Top 3 best sellers globally on SteamDoom sisters........
EU5 is going to be the best paradox game of all time
finally back from florianopolis and imbitubajust in time to see to catch the jeu5 launch
je5u5
I can't KEEEEEEEV
14 hours until eu5
>>2200663Because the soviets were too dumb to wait to violate their aggression treaties with the baltics AFTER getting the finns to sign this treaty. Luckily for them though, without the winter war lessons (both for the gommie general staff, who decided to reform, and the kraut observers, who got too cocky), Germany would have pounded the USSR to dust.
>>2202587I don't believe the partial reforms resulting from the winter war would have been decisive in the outcome of Operation Barbarossa, however it would certainly have made things even more painful for the USSR. Barbarossa wasn't a case of Germany "just barely" failing, there was still a significant gulf to be crossed to make the operation a success.
chicken kyiv
gsg has fallen
And it can't get up!
>>2202587Didn't the Soviets annex the Baltics after the Winter War? Or what do you mean?Not saying that it was a good deal in any case.
soi4 players on suicide watch, eu5 about to drop
>>2202542it's gonna suck on release like always, only this time the 200 dollars of DLC was preplanned way in advance.
>>2202985is this AI generated or something
is eu5 going to be good give it to me straight
>>2202985kys
>>2202992It's going to be digital heroin, make sure to use your favourite youtuber's code on checkout
>>2202987Uh, no chud? It's historically accurate!!!
america is like the crackhead retard son of natoeverytime it runs some random guy over in its sports car it shits its pants and begs daddy to save him
warhammer won
why tf is this thread so autistic, even compared to the rest of the board? is it just a containment thread for one or two absolute losers? awful
>>2203123
grimm
>>2203123It's their le ebin thread culture. /gsg/ has been like this for who knows how long. Actually using the reply feature is uncool. Not surprising for retards who still play fucking Paradox games.
>for who knows how longum about a decade
>>2203145grim
>>2203145longer, the horrible never ending /gsg/ threads on /v/ were one of the things that lead to the creation of /vg/, along with half the board being Katawa Shoujo
noreply and the like didn't pop up until 2015 or so thoughwe got sent over to /vg/ back in uhhh 2013??? i think that's when /vg/ was made
>>2203168kicked out of two boards but you're never the problemhmm
another hundred left to go
claiming that the gacha tranny boards aren't the problem is a weird hill to die on
How many years on average does it take for an EU game to get good?
roughly 3 years then they start their incelpilled bloatmax and start ruining everything with dlcs so people migrate to the newest slop
Today is the day
4 hours until eu5
you don't have to let us know you're a furfaggot every time you update us, thanks
Anthros are cute doe
You're gonna buy eu5 and you will like it.
i'm gunna' pirate eu5... in maybe 3 years when i upgrade my pc, and i will probably like it
>>2203298YOu could play it via geforce now.
i could play with your mother
i don't own a geforce, not that it probably matters
Since eu5 is coming out and I'm choosing not to play it (video games are degenerate) j am instead choosing to treat myself to a bisexual twink hookup on Grindr I think this should help you guys put everything into perspective, would you really not rather be doing something else than playing another skinnerbox "grand" strategy game?
3 hours until eu5
>i'm choosing not to be a degenerate by being a degenerateokay, got it
>videogames is for losers Holy mother of ESL
/gsg/ is an esl general
i'm playing ultima underworld
degeneracy is a fake concept think about it, there is nothing inherently "de" about "degenerate" values or beliefs, the idea of culture going "backwards" or "forwards" is very arbitrary and works on the assumption that societies always reject the bad ideas and always elect better ideas in their place, which would mean degeneracy can never be a problem because society would just do what it apparently always did and filter the bad ideas out Instead of using terms like degeneracy you should just say what you mean - ideas I don't like. From there you should justify WHY they're bad instead of gesturing towards some vague notion of going backwards
Niggers are degenerate
didn't read, lmao
your faggotry is polluting my air return to uhhhh the aoe general?
what's the genocide event id for Crimeamod
1488
that just ended slavery -_-
are we being raided by /civ4xg/?
impossible it's sole occupant is an american
>>22033271322124i hope civ4xg is doing fine and not fighting mythical gsgers raiding their general
tyvm
degenerating from what? in order to be degenerate you need something to degenrate from in order to think African Americans are degenerate you would need to think the black panther times were the golden days or something
sneed
speed
swede
Spud is pre-ordering EU5, how has it come to this?
just ordered eu5 on the russian site
ecelebs being retarded? no way
2 hours until eu5
degeneracy as an idea is based on the evolian concept of no improvement ever being possible and society existing purely to either slow down or accelerate their decaythe entire idea is predicated on the assumption that changing any behaviour, policy, name of a city, anything, is always worse than whatever came before because things can never get better without total societal collapse in order for a new society to rise, and then when they rise that's their peak and everything onwards is degenerating towards collapse at varying ratesyes this is completely retarded and yes this is what these people actually believe. in the same way chrisitans don't understand christianity but still "believe", as in it informs their worldview massively but they never think about it directly, but they still do believe this nonsense
its 3 retardlearn to count
no it's based on the idea that people go into a restaurant they frequent and get a rat turd in their soap so say "waiter there's a rat turd in this soap" and the waiter takes it away and the next week they come into the same restaurant and get another turd in their soap so they exclaim "this restaurant didn't use to have rat turds in it fuck this shit i'm out" and walk out while waggling their willy excessively and intimidatingly
okay then how coem i never see posts like "lack of sanitation regulations is a degenerate idea" instead it's about vague notions like men kissing in public
because retards aren't advocating for getting rid of sewers
in that very post you do say youself that the notion of rats in the soup being "degenerate" is based on the underlying assumption that it didn't use to be this waytherefore, we can also say:>if there were always rats in the soup, it wouldn't be degenerate>whoever stopped rats being in the soup in the first place was not "anti-degenerate">the initial opposition to there being anti-rat legistlation was not "degenerate" eitherAt this point you're just arguing that rats in the soup are bad, but instead of demonstrating why they're a bad thing, which sould be trivial, you go the lazy route of going hurr durr it didn't use to be this way
imagine preordering dog turd 5 instead of just sitting back and laughing at the hysteria and tear-flowing
are the hysteria and tear flowing in the room with us right now?
they will be
yeah from people who can't play the gameanyway whats the difference between these cbs
how do i pirate ck3
rat shit in your soup is bad because rat shit on it's own is badit's not that complicated
>>2203144The lack of direct replies ruins the flow of the thread for anyone who isn't autstically following the ongoing no-u arguments, it's a waste of mental effort to try and parse which posts are actually new thoughts/an actual conversation and which are functionally spam
>it's bad because it's bad the famed intellectual prowess of americans
>>2203483skill issue
rat shit, a substance that spreads disease, in something you are about to eat, is good because?
>Grand strategy general>Look inside>Its actually turn based combat general (two retards argueing online)
you're trying really hard to play it off and act aloof it but i can tell you're impressed
>you disagree with my argumentation being circular that MUST mean you disagree with my conclusionsthis is the first time you bring up diseasethe famed intellectual prowess of americans
because it's self-evident
germ theory is not in fact self-evident
not eating shit on the other hand is
germ theory is so far from self-evident most people in 2025 still think in terms of "clean" and "unclean"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKwL5G5HbGA
>>2203527She has gotten sminem now, sad.
many such cases
americans will say that then consume large amounts of lead
>not eating shit on the other hand iswrong, in fact not needing to wash your hands before you eat is a core tennant of christianity because it was a religiously mandated law of judaism >Now when the Pharisees and some of the scribes who had come from Jerusalem gathered around him, 2 they noticed that some of his disciples were eating with defiled hands, that is, without washing them. 3 (For the Pharisees, and all the Jews, do not eat unless they wash their hands,[a] thus observing the tradition of the elders, 4 and they do not eat anything from the market unless they wash,[b] and there are also many other traditions that they observe: the washing of cups and pots and bronze kettles and beds.[c]) 5 So the Pharisees and the scribes asked him, “Why do your disciples not walk according to the tradition of the elders but eat with defiled hands?” 6 He said to them, “Isaiah prophesied rightly about you hypocrites, as it is written,>This people honors me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me; in vain do they worship me, teaching human precepts as doctrines.’>“You abandon the commandment of God and hold to human tradition.”Mark 7 1-8caring about your hands being covered in shit as you eat with them was considered (in the christian civilisation) nothing more than a sign of religious devotion until the invention and acceptence of germ theory
what's sminem
do you really
he killed bogdanovsalso the nokia phones are named after him
that's not what your quotes are saying though
i should specifyreligious devotion to a foreign religion, so something that you SHOUDL'T doThat's exactly what the quote is sayingJesus is sitting around with his followers eating food covered in shit, not washing their hands or their produce, some pharsees come and ask what the fuck why are you doing this and he retorts with some lame comeback attempts telling them to fuck off and saying thei will continue to eat with hands covered in shit because that's what god intended
you'd fit right in on /his/ lmao
i wouldn't because i actually read the bible unlike 90% of self-professed christians and 99% of self-professed "tradcaths"
you read it like the self-professed christians of /his/
>>2203588jewish uncleanness and cleansing is not about being actually dirty though, it's just ritual
yeah they didnt know about germ theory eithersounds like it's not very self-evident
but they did understand that it was dirty
self-professed christians of /his/ would just go "nuh uh" or "no that's not what it means it's a metaphor" or some other non-answer when presented with the fact that the bible expresses an idea they don't personally subscribe to
That's all Christians althoughbeit
>>2200789cope, you lost
yes but they didn't understand eating dirty food is what bring disease in the same way we dotheir thought process was that g-d ordered them to wash their hands and their food before eating it and so if the population doesn't follow god's law they will be punished and that's what brings plagues
cool it with the antisemitism
it's always funny to me how people treat their ancestors like an entirely different species
ancient israelites arent my ancestors thoughbelt
obviously not true
my ancestor :)
i guess i wouldn't be crazy shocked if one of my ancestors somewhere was a jew that in turn has ancestry in the levant but i would still be willing to bet money against itanyway i wouldn't really say that makes the population of palestine 2000 years ago "my ancestors" because the hypothetical connection would be so terribly thin
They basically were, the story of Abraham sacrificing Isaac sounds completely unhinged to most people in modern times because they don't have the context that infanticide used to be insanely common. Like 20-50% of babies were killed by their parents in prehistoric times.
>Jesus is sitting around with his followers eating food covered in shit,>tfw some fags in here actually fall for this bait
obviously saying it's covered in shit is a dramatization of the events and a reference to earlier posts in the threadit's explicitly stated they didn't wash the food though, nor did they wash their hands
weird then how indians and muslims are the dirtiest ones...
>Like 20-50% of babies were killed by their parents in prehistoric times.source? sounds like complete bullshit and something only the most retarded evil cultures would do
Brooooo they had the pyramids this group of beggars in a desert could totally have infinite water and wash their hands any time and for as long as they wanted god wanted them to eat with shit covered hands BROOOOO
also isaac wasnt a baby he was able to walk and have intelligent conversations that's clearly an adolescant child
they lived in galilee so next to a very large lake jesus swims across it like 30 times -_-
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infanticide#Explanations_for_the_practicehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exposure_(infant)
>a collection of wikipedia articlesi would call it bait but you do seem retarded enough to believe it
ayo what time is eu5 coming out
rude
idk and idc i watched legend of total war play it and im over it alreadyAI seems super dumb and incapable of doing anything
20:00
in an hour and half
patience. putin's strongest soldiers are already pooling the money together and preparing to click and drag goldberg emulator on top of the main folder.
bless goldberg
I'm a true Christian because I debate about eating shit on an autistic racist forum using bible quotes.
honestly i plrefered the way aaussssssssshonestly y u honeasthoneastlyhonestly i prefered the ways aas let me just start again
honestly i preferred hte way eu4 handled vassals than whatever is going on with eu5in eu5 pic related is the optimal way to play, this is just bordergore, i hate thissome kind of cap on the amount of vassals you can have seems mildly necessary
can you kindly change your shitposting style to posting ifunny images
there is a cap though, they take some diplo capacity but wouldn't be surprised if you can just stack it and negate negative effects
luhan
what i also dont like about eu5 is that pops assimilate super fast so there is almost no point to them being there you conquer t*rks as greece wait 50 years and anatolia is 90% greek
yeah as soon it became apparent that cultural assimilation behaves just like it does eu4 i wonder why have pops at this point and not eu3-like population numbers
>Check in a day later>The schizo retard is still floodingNice zoo thread, anyway.
you were just here
who is this supposed "schizo retard"
>just like it does eu4but it doesntin eu4 you press a button to do it and it costs a fair amount of bird mana and takes a long timein eu5 it starts automatically, you can take a cabinet member to pseed it up per province but other than the opportunity cost of the cabinet not douing something else einstead its free either way and it's also not as long to get done
am i the schizo retardserious question every time i see posts like that i wonder if theyre talking about me or not i didnt do anything bad today :(
no I am the schizo retard
the point that it's still click magic button that turns your province into 100% desire culture and not passive assimilation a-la vic2 and result is that you end up with 100% prussian black sea and 100% french africa
but it is passive like in vic 2 you can just take one of your cabinet members (focus points) to encourage assimilation in a province, making it faster
the classic "i dont like it so ill say its like eu4"
>>2203747You're anonymous, retard.
but he said "the schizo retard"he clearly can tell who is who based on posting style
this is more or less about as much of a gsg as eu5 based on early reports
odds i jack offevens i get gotzendiener set up
eating shit
@grok quotes like this but about jesus?
funny how legend dabbed on ludi with his byz
they dont have cheats for eu5 yet
we respect other people's blobs in the grand strategy communityit's not about the size it's all about how you abuse the console commands
are you okay pagancuck?I laughed...
fuck legend he is a balding nigger and he betrayed twg
cheating on /twg/ is not only morally but also intellectually correct
im on gsg when im not on twg
wait until i tell the twggers, your ass will be grass
wherever i am is /gsg/
1 april no cb on poland
everyone involved in total war community treated him like shit so honestly i am suprirsed it took him this long to quit if anythingtotal war is ass and ahs been for yearsi dont get why total war is like thisthis shit should stop fuck i meanreally, why havent they made medieval 3 yet?
you cant do medieval 3 with this faggy staff. but a three kingdoms 2 would go
three kingdoms 1 was okay but they killed it to the point where its a joke
should i order food or is that cringe
it wasn't ok at all tk fags are just so starved for chinese content they stockholmed each other into liking it
i wanna play. heartattack risk is high
i always thought ordering food is cringe in the vast majority of casesi only do it if im at a party or something so like 5 times a yearsometimes theyre despereate for market share so those food delivery apps email you coupons for 50% off or some such, if you have one of those you might as well, if you dont then thats a hard "no" and "cringe" imo
yeah thats fucking disgusting, imagine the door bells and you come halfnacked out of your livingroom taumeling
the thing about 3 kingdoms was that the actual total war combat was bad with 0 unit veriety but1) the diplomacy was the best out of any total war game and is STILL the best diplomacy in any of these games, despite there being several games after it. they somehow lost the code or some shit idk they're just idiots apparantly who can't copy-paste previous work into newer titles2) the main problem with the combat was lack of unit veriety, and since a lot of total war fans are completely retarded, historyfag or not, the reaction to this criticism was always "hurr durr you just want it to be more like warhammer hurr durr fuck off back to warhammer we LIKE having 2 units of spearmen across the entire faction roster that's HISTORICAL!!" so the game gets praised for something that's a huge dissapointment
>>2202958the baltics were pressured to sign agreements that gave power to commie party and gave military bases, then USSR just kept adding more and more troops into said bases while commies made ruckus about "muh oppression" which USSR used as an excuse to apply more pressure backed up by the troops already within the baltic states. The annexation after winter war was merely the last step of the process since at that point they were essentially powerless to do anything
yeah the diplomacy and subject was it's only redeeming featurebut centering the warfare around that awful retinue system was a mistake
>but centering the warfare around that awful retinue system was a mistakecould've worked if there were just more units in the game in general
We should split Germany in twoFrance can take the EastRussia can take the West
why would russia be granted yet another fake country
could've should've would'vehow many could you field again?6 + commander's own and then it somehow added up to 20 per army with 3 generals or whatever? shit was so unintuitive i wiped half my memories of it.
>>2203939better question is why we should let russia exist at all? they don't have the power to conquer hoholstan and they don't have the economy or know-how to make use of all that empty territory they haverussia should honestly just be divided up between the better civilized countries
better ideathe Dutch get everything
>Germany accepts Soviet annexation of baltics>Western allies accept Soviet annexation of baltics>Everyone else accepts Soviet annexation of balticsdid I forget to mention anyone?
fortunately we can prevent the making of evil russiya as kyiv in paradox' new hit pc game
why cant russians stop thinking of ball&dicks
yeah me
baltics is already 50% russian and 10% central asian or indian
why are you listing russian demographics
he said baltics
yeah but those only correspond to russia
why doesnt putin just let the wholesome overpopulated masses of the middle east, south asia and africa settle the empty wastes of siberia?
no they don't they correspond to the baltics
3that's exactly what he's doing right now
I only accept baltics and germanics
putin would rather they settle the now empty moscow instead
>implying they have the intelligence to survive in freezing temperatures
i thought they were getting killed in ukraine
>Poland gave out 50k illegal EU visas to africans>Poland gave out 200k legal EU visas to afriancs
>>2203957quote my post so I can get more (You)'s
hey buddy we cherish and respect poland here you better watch your mouth
and that was the supposed anti-immigrant government
ukrainians are being genocided and you're laughing?
slowest genocide since the holocaust nigga
No, we not
russians are getting genocided by russians for five square meters of new territory per year
It's going to be shit you know that right?
at least gena grew up and got to post on 4chan (formerly known as 4channel)
2 minutes... we're so euback
>subtitles randomly switching from capitalized to uncapitalized with no rhyme or reasonyup that's mentally ill spambot bait alright
did you just call ukrainians russians?racist
if you are a christian you should seriously come out and explain why you dont think putin is doing god's work since he is appointed by god as declared by the churchbefore you write down your answer, please reread Romans 13:1
stop shitposting it's tea time
putin kisses quran and surrounds himself with churkas thoughbeit
don't remember putin being a monarchdid i miss something
NO NO NO HE READ THE BIBLE HE KNOWS WHAT IT SAYS NO AAAHHH NO NO NO SHUT IT DOWN SHUT THIS THREAD DOWN RIGHT NOW YOU ARE KILLING WESTERN CIVILIZATION
EU5 IS OUT BROS
what does monarchy have to do with anythingwhat does islam have to do with anything
>>2204109cute boy
we are downloading ladsget in here
how do i pirate ck3 and eu5
>>2204196just buy the game bruv
>Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.>Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.>For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:>For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to [execute] wrath upon him that doeth evil.>Wherefore [ye] must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.sounds more like it's saying that you should submit yourself to a higher power as a physical instrument of punishment to prevent yourself from straying from moral virtues or something rather than submitting yourself just because god said so
dont think i will ill just watch the new legend video i guess
Deutschritterliches Ordensreich hohohoho
how long before the hollering retards settle down
firing up liqqy2
>the only way eurocuck can be nationalist and cope about getting raped by ahmed is to seethe at russia
>waiting for euv torrent
when you post a seinfeld meme
We're live
>sounds more likemaybe use a translation in modern english and try againsheakspheare uses "love" in a different way than we do today, don't use a translation from several hundred years a go man what are you doing
why would i use some kiked up neochristian translation instead of something translated directly word by word
>something translated directly word by wordim curious to hear what you think that means
https://www.abarim-publications.com/Interlinear-New-Testament/Romans/Romans-13-parsed.html
amerimutt insistence on using KJV when it's shit in numerous ways will never stop being funny to me it's basically an admittence that they value the "christian aesthetics" more than the contents of the text
>translated directly word by wordonly an eol could post this
>>2203476Nigga why did you post me_
i'm not just an eol i'm also your mother's husband
wtf but i thought i was albanian
not anymore son
>Europa Universalis V-TENOKE
:o>15 MB:O
americans be like hmm yes i wont read the bible in modern english i will read this translation of a greek text in archaic english that isnt spoken anymore then try to translate THAT into modern english yeah just as god intended this is the superior way to read a book and i will now go around posting my opinions on what it "really" says based on this profound experience
right well the game crashed instantly
you're starting to sound like an american
he sounds mentally retarded actually
the english found in kjv isn't that different from modern englishas an american, you are quite literally low-IQ if you need to use NIV or something else to understand the text
>you're retarded if you don't want your bible translation to say shit like "resisteth"peak american
same thing
>filtered by the same word because it has more charactersclassic american
framing it like you "need" NIV is like making fun of someone for "needing" a rear view mirror in their carlike yeah I could drive without it but why would I do that? you're the troglodite that insists on reading a book in a dialect of english you don't speak instead of one that you do fully understandif i replaced every 10th word with a soundalike in german i could also get by, but it would make my understanding of the text lesser and fundamentally, again, why would I do that? to prove that i don't "need" to have a better translation?
>proud of eating shitty mistranslated text because slightly archaic words hurt his undeveloped brain
>>2204437guys?
well my point is that it's okay to be low-IQ, because you don't have to use the kjvafterall salvation should be open for all, even dimwits
explain to me why you think every english translation is somehow wrong but people under heavy censorship by the king of england in 1611, working with very limited manuscripts, got it right
God isn't real + shit game
they got it more right than the people working for the third vatican
again you're acting like choosing the worse translation is somehow the smart move because everyone else must "need" a better translation due to low IQis it high dexterity to drive with deflated tyres? do you put pebbles in your shoes on purpose when you walk to work? it's not like you're actually more well versed in 1611 english than the average person, you're reading a text in archaic english and then taking your best guess as to what that would translate to in modern english instead of just reading what actual scholars and professionals translated it as. that doesn't make you smart, that just makes you incapable of percieving your own limitations
no i'm saying you're reading mistranslated text made by people who aren't proper theologists
i'm concerned as to why you're getting upset over me using the kjv
>theologistsKJV-brain everyone
>scientists say>experts agree>new study foundsLMAO
johann you inconsiderate slutif I see a single "kyiv" I will find you
back in my day your dvd arrived in a pretty box instead of a plain plastic with a paper wrapper
>bought another pdx game day 1
where is your ifunny mark
you still have those plastic dvd boxed laying around?
no i threw them out because they took up too much space
>buyingnah im torrenting it
no but this anon put effort to print euv boxart and put it on a dvd box
dear diaryinstead of playoing eu5 i will be watching the classic american comedy anchorman
this but downloading it in the background
this is more of a gsg than eu5 (based on previews)
niggercoal above me
>>2204643Give me a quick rundown on the national ideas and mission trees of the pibby creature. I'm assuming it has something to do with the beloved smashed and slammed of pibby fame?
what am i in for gsg
>yiffybro...
pibby creatureall you need to know is in those youtube tutorialshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btu0O47u3rYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhPpjwTNUechttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPLl4bozGe4feel free to skip #2
I got The Three Mountainsboy that was easy
haha very funny i get the joke :))
so it dudnt work in wondows 7...........
Legend lost
legend57 won
who?
>>2204651>YIFYlmaooo
where are the screenshots??? hello? is there noone here playing eu5 yet?
i told u man im not playing eu5 im watching anchorman
>>2204740I won't even pirate that slop.
eu5 is either so captivating nobody cares to update us on it or so bad everyone is sleeping on it
Bussin
imagine not being muslim
aisha status?
>his prophet got ZUTTEDOH NO NO NO
what do you want me to screenshot
>huge coalition declared war on Florry>he immediately peace out by giving them 8 ducatslmao
it clearly says 8 ducats + war reps THOUGH to the download png man id like you to screenshot the cb fabrication screen and the tooltips for the different cbsi dont know what the difference between cbs is supposed to be, like theres claim on province and then parliment approved claim on province, difference ebing?
RIP
6gb of vram is now the minimum? damn
>>2204827>they accept since their war enthusiasm is low because they haven't raised their levies yet so they're outnumberedbravo johan
this isnt what happened though you just made that up
i couldnt beat lithuania yet man^^
i've watched other videos and it's literally how it worksin lategame, one guy on russia was dealing with someone ai which had 80% war enthusiasm with most of the country occupied by professional army, then this guy raised 200k levies and it dropped down to like 15%
no seriously im very curious to know what the different CBs are in EU5 please share some screenshots :(
why did this country only raise levies AFTER 80% was occupied? doesnt make sense huh?
you're too intelligent for the eu5 aithis is not a compliment
because they're a chore to raise and manage with no rally points, especially as russia, and the fact that they perform worse and worse by age? not mentioning that you don't need huge army to beat down practically non-existent ai
so it wasnt the AI that was raising levies but the player?okay, so then uhhhhh why did the player have his country 80% occupied and only THEN raised levies? player sounds dumb
>be under pu>pu leader gets subjugated in random war i dont even get called into>our count now rules only over me and 2 other shitholes>pu international organization gets disbanded ????>declare war on neighbouring shithole my guy rules over>some regent gets appointed (we dont have an heir)>annex old counts new home>old count gets exiled to his last shithole in france>we pretend he's deadalso>declare war>screen tells me my army is so much stronger>attack>get btfo'd>decide to siegerace>ai wins>doesnt force peace despite -100 warscore>finish my siege a week later>annex dumbass ai
because... it drops ai war enthusiasm and you knock them out of the war easier?
i just dont get your storyevery time you say something i have to reaorganise who is doing what in my head as of now i'm thinking the player got his country occupied to 80% and only then raised levies and that made the AI think the army is bigger and so that made him win? even though 80% of the country is still occupied?so the player is dumb enough to get occupied like that in the first place but also wins a war that way? this isn't the original scenario you proposed, a scenario where the AI has no levies raised and thus peaces out instantlyman, please reword your original post so that it's bearable and we all know who is doing what instead of having to guess if every action is taken by the AI or by the player
i am bruteforce attacking Lithuania from all directions but cant find a weakness. i can only build 2 Panzerreiter. 2200 troops. dont know if i can make my vasalls follow my troops.
can you PLEASE post the CB fabrication screen?
55nta but you got some worm in you are standing on the hose some wire got crossed something did not connectthat is basically the yellow from the egg in a nutshell^^it is perfectly understandable what the other anon said despite his frightening amounts of severe autocorrects, go to sleep early today and you will not make the same reading comprehension mistakes tomorrow i promise
here. but you can no cb too
ich nicht spreche deutch
reported to the german police for wrongthinkenjoy abdul's sexual emergency in your colon
it means there is mostly only excommunidado cb´s. havent found a fabricate landcore claim yet.
why does this look like a Chinese spyware game i play on my phone
i start brunswick now, cant bring it over my heart to lose as the teutons :/
>>2204847>>2204853
me when i beg people to post what the difference between parliment approved and non-parliment-approved province claim is and everyone acts like that's not a valid question
>eu5 release night>/gsg/ gets raided more than it has been in over a year
thats not VRAM thats regular RAM16GB or RAM is nothing special, RAM is really easy to upgrade in an existing build and not very expensive
>>2205061>>2205061>>2205061>>2205061>>2205061sorry didn't read properly>>2204853>>2204853>>2204853>>2204853>>2204853
dont reply to me please
>6gb vram>for a game that looks worse than sengoku>a game that runs on 512mb vram
it does not look worse though and also it includes the entire world not just japan?huh?none of this post makes any sense
forgot this nipslop even existed
it literally, artistically looks worse
sengooku looks like shit though
thankfully for 06 eye surgery has come a long way in the last 20 years
eye surgery that makes oldslop look better? it'd be cheaper to just make sengooku look like eu5
reddit wonparadox wonzoghogs woneu5 wongsg lost
eu5 so bad nobody wants to even talk about it? you just just shitpost about some old ck2 prototype nobody cares about now? that was fast
eye surgery makes you see the beauty in the world and that includes old games that have much better art direction than new games, which everyone agrees upon
gsgeers like me know the game is not really worth playing in the current state. it will be good after 2-3 dlcsmeanwhile you have raiders running rampant for some reasonyou'd think they'd grow tired of raiding the same old withered general
okay im about done with this movie and yeah no this movie is overratedsome good jokes but not many definitely not great
i smile whenever someone assumes we're being raided just because he doesn't agree with a few guys' opinions
i know everyone in this general by name you're not fooling anybody
no you don't you chinless faggot
i dont get it guysstill confused about why NOBODY can give me a screenshot of the cb fabrication screen in english
it's because only bots play this game
>>2201882i got some experimental resources im not sure if i will implement after all, oil being one of them (could be whale fat used as oil)>>2201918luxury goods, furniture and clothing production costs aren't set up yetalso fuck you
see you think of it as an insult but it's actually a descriptor of at least two /vst/ regulars
>launch euv>music at 200% volume starts playingthanks... johan...
tjohan is a replyfag evferyone
HEY HEY HEY if youire launching EU5 maybe PLEASE select bizantium or some other country outside of the HRE and then try to fabricate a CB, you will see several CBs, please take screenshots explaining what the difference is
and you're a dumb esl
make me kike
nobody cares about playing as byzantium
grike
eu5 is finally out time to check out my favorite map painting genera-
>>2205169that's a reasonable fucking reply, in a reasonable amount of time>also fuck youthis, on the other hand is not. you've forgotten where you come fromthe usage of the nigger word is not "pushing it" neither is it "over the top". it's common parlanceand you can stick your 7 day timeout up your hairy albanian asshole. i don't regret it and i will do it again73he's forgotten his roots
>>2205081>>2205081>>2205081>>2205081>>2205081>>2205081kys
>>2205201*replies to you without your consent*AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wait, gawed is supposed to be the poland of annebar?
>>2205203it's not the nigger word, although you've been spamming the fuck out of itit was that some of the last posts i remember of yours involved 1488 or TND, then your next post is about gayreeks, burning down houses and other shit i forgoti don't give a shit about edginess, but don't try to sabotage me as if the entire world operates under /gsg/ standards
woah
i'm pretty sure they're the bootleg russian barbarians but i didn't really care about the lore
aaaiieeee help me niggerman
gawed are german
>>2205226sabotage? what the fuck are you talking about? it's a discord with a 7 people talkingsee, this is why i don't respect temporary neets. they always have this damocles sword hanging above their head and will grasp for any kind of straw in vain hopes of prolonging their lifestyle instead of having their lives figured out like proper neets. sabotage... by typing a couple words, iesus...
oh my gawed.
oh my science did he just
more of a gsg than eu5 (based on feedback in this thread)
what happens to the 31st dynasty members
FILL IT UP>>2200977>>2200977
>>2205309>>2204560
The development cycle reminds me of Baldur's Gate 3 where devs were in direct contact with players before the release. Yeah, the game was buggy and unoptimized, especially in the 3rd act, but everyone loved it and it created a new standart for RPG's that many games nowadays can't reach. I hope EU5 will be our BG3
Thank you, Johan. Thank you because I am joyful. Thank you because I am well. No matter how old I become, I shall never forget how we received EU5 on November 4th. Centuries will pass, and the generations still to come will regard us as the happiest of mortals, as the most fortunate of men, because we lived in the century of centuries, because we were privileged to see Johan, our inspired leader. Yes, and we regard ourselves as the happiest of mortals because we are the contemporaries of a man who never had an equal in world history.The men of all ages will call on thy name, which is strong, beautiful, wise and marvelous. Thy name is engraven on every building, every country, every location on the map, and in the hearts of all men. Every time I have found myself in his presence I have been subjugated by his strength, his charm, his grandeur. I have experienced a great desire to sing, to cry out, to shout with joy and happiness.I write posts. I am an author. All thanks to thee, O great developer, Johan. I love a young woman with a renewed love and shall perpetuate myself in my children—all thanks to thee, great developer, Johan. I shall be eternally happy and joyous, all thanks to thee, great developer, Johan.Everything belongs to thee, creator of our great game. And when the woman I love presents me with a child the first word it shall utter will be: Johan.
>>2205418lol wat
EUV authentic gsg reaction:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT7Ym5aW48c
Ngl I will be starting as Muscovy and BLOBBING then I will do an epic trader Venice run where I end up BLOBBING anyways because I fucking love BLOBBING. Mayhaps a Manchurian blob through China will come after...
didnt know tjohan showed his facedamn man youre brown
what do you expect, he's from greece lmao
Hatersisters…… it’s not looking good. Tons of positive reviews on YouTube and the momentum is just not fucking stopping. We seriously thought we could go toe-to-toe with johan, especially after the Imperator fiasco, but even in his 50s and in retirement in Spain he’s STILL on his game. Honestly sisters, I think I’m just gonna quit and change sides while I still have the chance. I don’t wanna be seen on the losing team when EU5 is very positive on steam and everyone is laughing at us. Honestly thinking of just embracing my sissy side, transitioning completely, and declaring myself a fucking slut for Johan, because him owning us like that made my little clitty leak a bit. No more half measures, I’m even gonna start locking up my clit and preordering the ultimate edition of the game while I still have time because I feel like such a totally defeated little sissy slut. When it drops tomorrow, gonna turn on an observer game and just goon with my little clitty locked up and a huge dildo in my ass while imagining I’m getting fucked in my bussy one by one by all the devs at Paradox. That’s how defeated I am.
>see webcam in the thumbnail>think it's some shitposter taking johan's name and posting a random video>it's actually johan showing his brown facewtf all this time i thought johan was an aryan descendant of gjorgj kastrioti
>>220545071% to 70% and droppingshills are working overtime to keep it at or above 70 to prevent the "mixed" designationsame shit with imperator and victoria 3, they all dropped after the first few hours of release
ok but why didn't you reply to the 3rd paragraph?
No need to convince meNo Tux No Bucks!Sorry but I won't be buying until after the game is Steam Deck Ready
johan greek man can you please post the cb fabrication screen and show what every cb does?
>most complaints are retards who automize everything and get bored and/or they can't cheese mana mechanics and get instant gratificationEU5 is officially /gsg/core
I've been playing paradox at launch for the past ten+ years (eu4)Jesus Christ eu4 was released in 2013. I'm fucking old. Anyway it was fun on release, the demo build was cool you could mod it and basically play the whole game early. Ck2 old gods dlc was kino too on release, another thing people on gsg unlocked early. Hoi4 was fine on release, ck3 a bit mid and Vicky 3 was just shit on release.HOWEVER eu5 will be the magnum opus
watching johans video and ur complaints are kinda all over the placewow man i have popups on the top of my screen, sensory overload aaaaahhhlike come on this is exactly the sale as eu4 get over it, it has been the standard for years and years and nobody complains, eveyrone likes tooltips
i'm going to film footage of me fucking your mom with my webcam and post that as my cb fabrication screen
I can't believe the era of mana is finally endingIntegrating a vassal doesn't mean you have to wait longer to modernize your fleetIncreasing production of trade goods doesn't mean you have to wait longer to develop a national ideaUsing artillery against forts doesn't mean your army reforms take longerProvinces will grow assuming no outside influence instead of requiring your wizard-lord crystalize his essence into generating more tax golemsIt's as if a long nightmare is at long last finished. As though we have returned.We are so back.
1.13 MB >The 'Imbicile of Imperator' has left his Barcelona den >The 'Monster of Mana' has landed at Hassleholm >The 'Toy Soldier Tard' has arrived at Vaxjo >The 'Pirates = Pedos Philistine' has passed through Linkoping >The Disgraced Developer is directing his steps towards Norrkoping, but the brave and Proud Barvarians & Wiz Loyalists have risen en masse and surrounded him on all sides >Johan is only 100 kilometers from the capital; he has been fortunate enough to escape the hands of his pursuers >Johan is advancing with rapid steps, but he will never enter Stockholm >Former Designer Johan is at Trosa >Producer Johan will, tomorrow, be outside Wiz apartment >The CEO of Paradox Interactive, Studio Manager & Head Producer yesterday evening, arrived at PDX Stockholm, amidst the joyful acclamations of his devoted and faithful Autists.
what is this shit, i just got 26 out of 50 Achievments for nothing-.- what do i do, tell steam support to undo them for me?
90i mean it's probably the worst user interface in the history of paradox gamesalmost a universal complaint in steam reviews
Heres my takeaway after spending an hour >UI has completely diverted from EU 4 and is alien to anyone coming from the previous title >UI/UX is god awful, misleading and does not display the information you need intuitively >crashed 3 times before i could start a proper game, once i started the game, ran fine >pop ups dont actually provide any information at all >you cant really do anything, because you dont have money to do anything, most countries are already in gigadebt from gamestart and there is no way to actually make money back So yeah, game is screaming at you for you to solve stuff, but doesn't actually give you any solutions, the tutorial looks hamfisted as well and expects you to have things that you dont actually have in the game
>play norway >has silver mine but minting NEEDS gold to function properly >cant import gold from anywhere because soon as i set up a route it gets nuked by other countried with higher trade advantage or w/e >money goes from +5 in summer to -5 in winter because buying food ive built 2 buildings and im about to run out of money during this winter idk seems cooked. my market has crazy food surplus all summer but soon as provincial deficits hits in winter my entire budget is spent buying food even if stockpiles are completely full i must be missing something
>The AI is bad. It cannot handle the capacity it has been given. As a player you are unchallenged by the AI around 95% of the game because the AI will not expand very much and not take advantage of weak neighbours like a player can. The AI also rarely declares on the player, even with the entirety of the HRE in a coalition against me the AI never declared on me. uhhhhhhhhh
>le no moneyunironically skill issuei watched legen of total war play and 5 hours in he was making a lot of money you seem extremely dumb
what is this shit, i just got 26 out of 50 Achievments for nothing-.-congratulations, you've received the rare blessing of opting out of being a cheevo-faggotnow just play without having to follow the toot of any tune but your own
>>2205521>Throughout my games the AI has declared war on me, the player, a single time>The AI will not declare war on players, even if they are in a substantially large coalition against them, unless they view the player as vastly inferior to them, something that will never happen for most experienced players>Paradox should not have released this game for another year at minimum, with half baked features, an inexcusable lack of AI intelligence, poorly designed UI and horrendous optimization, as this game currently stands I cannot, in good faith, recommend it be purchased at full price, which is now $60 as apposed to previous titles launching at $40
ppl are sayin the AI is shit but thats good for me nothing enraged me more than warring against an equal power AI that would just perfect micro carpet siege your shit down then merge into tiny stacks that were just strong enough to always autowin your smaller stacks and if you did make a bigger stack they would just run away until they perfectly micro into a merging just a large enough army to beat you from all the little faggot stacks running around FUUUUUUUUUUCK off with that shit.
I cannot wait anymore frens
>>2205527meant to greentext the>what is this shit, i just got 26 out of 50 Achievments for nothing-.-part
it's called byzantium
>>2205549Based. It`s time to go full RESTITVTOR ORBIS byzantium, then tall byzantium with greece as the core provinces, the catholic byzantium then Trapezous into ERE, then tall Trapezous, then trapezous but it makes a black sea empire, then Greek tall Morea playthrough
I was unironically going to spend $85 on the pre-order until I found out that Paradox was going to erroneously refer to The Roman Empire as the (((byzantine empire)))
It's Eastern Roman Empire
I was going to pre-order until I found out that Paradox caved to the demands of byzantiboos and added a game rule to rename the country with the capital in the city of Byzantion to Eastern Rome.
/gsg/ spergs equating eu5 to victoria3 is a weird gaslighting effort considering there are people streaming it right now and countless 2+ hour long videos showcasing the game, as well as years of dev diaries and tinto talks posts where the devs have been showing their entire asshole and leaving nothing about the game. So I can see that it's a more complete game than victoria 3 with my own eyes.
so bugged... If you “expel people” and then cancel it, it still kicks the people out of the country.
I'm Polish, and I'm gonna pirate the game instead of buying it because of how it's 12 euro more expensive than the American price. This is outrageous.
yeah its weird especially when johan does it some guy on discord owned him
+tax
Guys I broke the game. Its only 1400 and I have 3 million people in Paris. The black death didnt hurt me so I gained 2 million gypsies and I enslaved 1 million africans. Its joever.
im polish thereforee i stealsay no more
Bros I'm hyping I'm fucking Hyping the fuck out right now I SNEED to play this game Right Meow! I want to Rule. I want to Conquer. I want to eliminate culture and religions I don't like. I want to TRADE. I want to produce and consoom. I want to look at my flag. I want to blob. I want to colonize. I want to look over My New Empire and say "That's Phil's Boy!" I want to listen to Sabaton and drop the Hard R. I want to Pre Order and play at Launch. I want to ironically complain or gloat on 4chan depending on whatever the consensus opinion is. I want to Sexplore the tech tree. I want to construct additional navies. I want to send my men into battle and count the dead. I want to abuse my pops and watch my nation suffer and die. I want to import millions of Africans to replace my dying peasant class. I want to pay full price for the DLC. I want to pLAY EUV bros! It's going to release in 25 hours and 30 mins. I could just stay up. I don't even have to sleep. I just need to eat a few times, shit a few times, jerk off a few times, and find something to keep me up all night but the only thing that could do that is EUV but it hasn't released yet! WTF! I SNEED to play Right Meow!
i wish contemporary poles were this basedthey refuse to steal and form organized crime these days
EU4fags are the only chads left in map gaming, except Vic2fags in the memory care home and Darkest Hour skeletons rattling in their graves.CK3 is gay, Vic3 is gay and lame, HoI4 is lame. There are no heroes left in man. EU is the last great white hope of the grand strategy genre.
shoudl i play darkest hour then
Where is the Kiev mod? I don't want to see foreign propaganda in my gsg
more like arms against tranny
should be a game rule like ere tbqhwy
shes right you know
>>2205542>>2205463>>2205436embarassing video, why would you post thissad display, le snarky man bumbles and mumbles his way through a game for less than an hour then declares it unplayable because uhhhh "this is like a unity game ui" or some other ESLismpost real criticisms of the mechanics. you can't, because you don't understand them, you've had the game open for 40 minutes
why i can't play on this mapmode and still see armies and borders
ESL post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCEUZ4rFiac
eop indian post
idk about you lads, but I am just going throuhg the first walkthrough tutorial and am already having an orgasm>pops>markets WITH STOCKPILES>control depends on distance to capital AND IS AFFECTED BY NATURAL TERRAIN
>>2205550If you retards just used the reply feature shit like this wouldn't be confusing and wouldn't need to be explained
>>2205538At least you're honest. The average player claims that they want a good AI, but in reality they just want a power fantasy. There's no financial incentive for developers to spend resources on a competent AI.
Come visit your brother!>>2200977
>tourist raging about non-replyingaverage release date meltdown
you say that but ai war 1 and 2 have a combined 2k positive reviews on steamcertainly worth it to hire a small team responsible for improving the ai, even if it is for the higher difficulties
>>2205820I did use to come to these threads and I've played these shits since I picked HOI1 out of a sales bin, but the threads are just pointless unfunny autism for autism's sake and the games are bad. Not using the reply feature doesn't add anything except make the general a shittier version of discord or some other chatroom.
>not including the two greater-than marks is literally discordi will never understand these sorts of people who equate absenting from replying with pederasty
good, i didn't asknow get the fuck out
>>2205825How is it worth it? Total War is hugely popular and the ex-dev admitted that the AI is not even meant to be able to use all the features, and the AI doesn't keep track of enemies that disappear behind terrain features. It doesn't matter.Paradox would be ruining their DLC cycles if they had to make sure the AI could actually use every UI button together in some kind of cohesive manner. Paradox and Total War games are popular despite the AI being shit. The average player is likely to stop playing if they lose a war in a Paradox game. There's no reason why the devs would want that. The games are there to provide a power fantasy, not a realistic challenge.>>2205849It makes the threads not cancer to read and prevents issues like just happened with the post I replied to, which he had to fix.
first of all don't reply to me ever again, especially twice in one postsecond of all quoting a(n) (ex) member of creative assembly is not the way to judge market trends, since that company is famously allergic to profitthen you proceed to type unsubstantiated info followed by faulty logic. just because people buy the games despite the bad ai doesn't mean people buy it because of the poor aiif 2k people (conservative estimate because there's way more sales than reviews) bought eu5 solely for its ai capability paradox interactive would have easily more than recouped its ai team wages
>>2205874>>2205874>>2205874>>2205874>>2205874Why do barely any strategy games have good AI then? Are the developers just allergic to this obvious profit? I think Paradox have calculated it and seen how much it would cost to delay the DLC churn every time to make sure the AI knows what to do. People keep buying that shit anyway, and the average player doesn't know how good or bad the AI is, it just has to feel not completely shit before they win. Their customers don't care if the AI knows when to use the Monastery Brewery DLC panel button three or if the AI presses it randomly causing it to have less ships. If there was a financial incentive to make the AI in these games smarter, that would happen sometimes, instead of dumb AI being the industry norm.>>2205874>>2205874
why can't i create a CB on a country? I have 23 spy network in it
>Are the developers just allergic to this obvious profit?yes.>I think Paradox have calculated it and seen how much it would cost to delay the DLC churn every time to make sure the AI knows what to doyou should stop thinking so much, because paradox stopped the dlc churn for ck3 for years after release and almost killed the gameyou need to stop thinking of these big, publicly traded companies as all-competent, for they have grown too bureaucratic to recognize market needs. it is why they keep hiring modders to chase that lightning in the bottle
epic hands-off blobbing sim
vghhhhhh total germoid f**king death ughhhhhhhhh -_-
I don't know, but I can't fake claims and fight for territory either. Lüneburg attacked me, so I was able to expand.
you have to play in a less autismal region
why tf is the tech screen so horrible? 10 tech trees one after the other, and you need to scroll and zoom in on each,. really?
I wanted to get back into CK3. I have all the DLC. I always gravitate towards playing muslims somewhere in the middle east though. Normally one of the caliph glazing religions. I wanted to try a run of creating Iran though. How hard is that to do if starting as a count? I am not a good player nor a power gamer. How hard is it to make Iran in general?This is an old screenshot btw but it was interesting when it happened.
what is with paradox shill posts having the same frothing-at-the-mouth enthusiasm and using verbiage such as, specifically, "lads"?
OK doing trade yourself is better than automaticing it
t. newfag
is it just me or is it impossible to fabricate claims? Playing as moscow, called the duma but I need 50% support to do anything.
i meant you, is it good to delete all your unrentable startinghuildings?
>>2205521 >cant import gold from anywhere because soon as i set up a route it gets nuked by other countried with higher trade advantage or w/eYeah what's up with that? So basically if you only have land in one market it's almost impossible to do any deals with other markets since others will always be leaders and take it all from you
what does the ruler's admin/diplo/mil abilities actually influence?
who are you replying to
not you
they give a bunch of stats, hover over themalso they give a buff to councillors doing shit
Niewe Market.it´s the strength with which the cabinett-tasks gets pulled through
>pirates spawn>lose all my monthly incomewhat do
back to my wmaf thread
so i built a road from my capital to the nearest adjacent province. Yet proximity is still at the same 89% value, and not going up. How can I actually increase it? Can't finish the mission without it.
>checks fitgirl's "upcoming repacks" section>eu5 at the top of the list
>>2206249>repacking a 15gb game
>>2201222is this a real quote? theres no way this was written, this reads like a verbatim spoken comment theres no way this is real
>>2206256it's not about the fact it being a repack>>2206256it's about credibility and her convenient and fast magnet link
>noneAlbanians truly are the most mysterious people of earth.
>>2206276The Tenoke release has been out for hours, but whatever.
let's hear your review then you absolute replyfaggot
so how is it?
victoria 2 is still the better game
anby won
anby? nah
bretty good game ngl
dont believe my thinkpad can run eu5 desu senpai
Yup, fair to say eu5 is peak, probably the best paradox game
^larping raider all talk no screenshots
I WIN
baby numbers
Blobbers lostManafags lostInstant Gratification kids lostSliderGODS won/gsg/ wonJohan won
>>2206583denk nicht mal dran polen zu quaelen >:(
the game is goodit runs like nothing at all if you let itit is granular enough and simulation-like enough to let you roleplayuntil i see the AI acting up, and until multiplayer is confirmed decent i will reserve a complete opinionmin-maxing and mission trees could yet ruin itjohan's back
the polish vassalskis are running for their liveskis
noone wants to invade poland. it's full of poles
germans found a way around that, you kill the poles and invite germs to settle
i just realized t. johan looks exactly like this promo character from eu5 kek
lol
didnt work outnow poles are settling germanyand muslims but you can thank america for that
well but it was working out
We are still in the 14ths. Much time for correcturing
now that the dust has settled, how shit is it?
it's>drumrollshitthey went all in with making it look grand strategily and uber duper complex at first glance so redditors can get mindblown and filtered in 1 minute then clap their hands and spread the word of how it's super duper hard and challenging and autistic and grand strategilybut there's no substance past the appearance and every mechanic is there just so they can say this game has x and this game has y haha but who cares XD mods will fix it XD dlcs will fix it XD day one patch will fix it XD you are le doomer XD
i'm still going to pirate it in a few years and give it a serious try, unlike shittoria 3
one can only hope they manage to fill the nothing in that timeframe
ahemblob doko?
The Poles repelled near Krakow.what are those huge warwindows
probably because they didn't test the game out (with other localizations), german words are longer so it gets stretched outrussian localization on the other gand is jsut comically terrible
>>2207751That sounds hilariously incompetent. They have hundreds of employees. They really don't give a shit because people buy it no matter what they shit out and the UI will change later on anyway. They can take a closer look at localization then, not worth doing it now.
I don’t understand this criticism. It has more events, situations, and country specific things than EU4. The same criticism can be made of EU4 if you want to split hairs because every game is the same: blob, wait for AE to go down, blob again. There really is no mechanical difference between France and Russia in EU4. Is it because of mission trees? Because all missions do is railroad you to specific goals and gives ridiculous bonuses. Be creative and set your own goals if you want that.
Same except with Wallachia. At least I learned how to get 100 manpower just in time for Hungary to invade me with 20k soldiers.
you're supposed to mobilize
>german words are longer so it gets stretched outno its like that with every languageideally you would set GUI size to 120%
37i think its really funny how you spent an entire year spamming the board about le modifierslop and how the AI is broken and performance is shit and how its going to flop only for everything you said to be false and the game to be a well received commercial successemotionally you must be like a prussian kiddo in 1945 watching the soviet army obliterate his village
ultimately all of the gsg criticism boil down to shallow pedantriesEu5 has rivals? Well eu4 has rivals and eu4 bad so eu5 badTechnology screen zooms in and out? "This is like uhhh a unity game uhhh UI"You lose a war? Game gives you no agencyAnd so on and so on. There are real complaints to be made but you won't find them here. Watch this video >>2205436 to see the kind of powerful minds you're interacting with
>muh sales, look at the epic drooling retards >lying about issues and the game being total horseshit for everyone but dimwits who think they are rightfully getting filtered and therefore the game must be good any free gacha mobile slop makes more money annually than eu5 lifetime earnings
in a nutshellhttps://files.catbox.moe/jkl6mw.webm
i think it's really funny how you have no idea who you're talking to and what you're talking about>b-b-buh eu4we're talking about eu5eu4 is a different game with it's own issues shilling by shitting on an older installment never works out the way you think it does
No that is you. And you. I wasn't responding to either of you.
everybody is talking to me because you're just figments of my imagination retard
my favourite tjohan criticism of eu5 is when he lost a war against the ottomans and then he tilted his head back and nervously laughed like that was somehow the games fault
>eu4 badBut this is an eu4 general? Are you lost?
this is /v2g/
No that's /big/.
lowkey the game is gonna die once every interesting country was played by youtubers, it's not made to be a forever game like eu4
and what would your mediumkey opinion be
the economic system is ass, just like in vic 3 the best way to play it is to stack all pops and buildings in a single tile and constructing anywhere else is bleeding moneyalso, producing a shit ton of luxury clothes but nobody is buying it? the void will pay you handsomely
instead of star mana dictating the buy order, eu5 reskins eu4's trade power and call it trade advantage and of course drooling retards predictably think this is somehow a believable simulation of 1300s trade networks
looked at the files, eu5 is made to be ultimate modding platform. pdx will attract modders with job offers and theyll produce free DLC infinitely
>be peasont working in the lumber industry>local carpenters want your wool to make furniture>the local burghers want furniture>all 3 of you have to travel and pay the bosphorus toll alongside 12% market access loss because god assigned you to the constantinople market
separate peaced Hungary for big money and took all pommeranian lands back from Poland
show me your grossgermanium i need to cum
its not gross but i have to have a look into naval now. maybe one more against Litauen
send her to the monastery
gonna teach my little quadroon how to blob as Germania
fuck off legend
>terry davis schizo soundbite>using it to compare le 2010 gsg memegame to 2025 refined gsg gameit's like watching someone compare a six-shooter to an ar-15
>>2207894kino. saved. also trvth nvke.
>>2208487respectfully nods toward you
how come theres these inorganic shills popping up every time paradogs poops out a new piece of shit game
money
i wish i was a paradox shilldon't think they'd pay me to shill in here though, too many pedophiles
>doing it for free, on a site you despise, in a general you hate, somehow makes it better
you're confusing shilling with shitposting thoughbesides, i'm not even getting paidshitposting is a hobby, not a profession
>doing it for free, on a site you despise, in a general you hate
i love this general, what are you talking about
if you loved it you'd make a screencap of eu5 and copy pasted a child on it
i doubt my pc is ready for itbesides, i'm not mentally ill
>i'm not mentally ill>didn't preorder eu5 and a pc capable of running ityou're a strange man of many contradictions
holy zero out of ten bait batman
>nooo, trade system in eu5 is le bad!!!>meanwhile in memegame2:>ah yes, my glorious inland sorbian republic of lower lusatia, surrounded by bogs, pine forests and the occasional confused prussian tax collector, will now “export” luxury furniture and fine wine directly to China through quantum bog tunneling.>“you have made 800£ from exports.”>...what??>the spree river is two meters deep and mostly full of frogs. my railroads end in potato fields. my ports are just planks nailed to puddles, but somehow everything gets sold instantly at the equilibrium price set by Jeff Bezos, Archon of Trade.>pirates? embargoes? storms? those are flavor text.>your artisans don’t craft goods, they 3D model them in Blender and upload the STL file to the CloudMart™, where every pop on earth can instantly download a copy.>your merchants? obsolete. every snerb is born with a prussian trade neuralink welded into their skull, bypassing middlemen, customs officers, warehouses, and shipping lanes altogether>event fired: “the cootbus export miracle”>event choices:>1. "praise the market spirits" (-5% literacy in all pops until 1936 (nobody questions how it works))>2. "question the system" (consciousness +3 in all pops named sławomir, lose 10 prestige for heresy against archon jeff)>3. "invest in actual ports" (-5,000£, gain +5 naval bases, discover ocean)
weirdo
based frogposterit's like he knows exactly when to show up
based samefag
as an outsider i would give that bait at least a tentative 9/10
>eu5 released>steam shows me thisIs this a sign?
that's because you're a newfaghalf of the people here are pedophiles so when he mentioned copy-pasting a child to a screenshot, i just waved it off
^ real newfagwhenever someone mentions pedophilia in this general they mean internet piracy
...lmao it's an actual newfag larping as a resident
yep, that's more bait
>retard never heard of the classic steamgruppen shitpost jitsu and starts sperging out about pedophilesyikes...
vegetable salad
i agree, 99 is full of shitby definition it's not pedophilia if the girl can get pregnant
>>2208008what do you mean?i completely destroyed their armies with around 25% casualties on my side and all that was left was sieging down their provinces, then the game would auto sue for peace (even with disabled auto-diplomacy) because the warscore was -50% or something
johan nice 'stache
i gotta' say this eu5 release so far isn't as lulzy as the memegame3 release in 2022looks like this game may end up faring a lot better...
i also think so fellow anon
wiz on suicide watch
maybe you reloaded autosave where auto diplo was still turned on? that's what i thought happened
no, not half the people here, just a very loud one or twowhoever joined them to russian websites must repent else present themselves to be woodchipped
what?
do you need a hyperlink
i'm assuming some tranny spammed loli and this gullible child believed it when it said /gsg/ does this
eu5 is good. what now? how can /gsg/ live on
... it now has another leg to stand onit simply goes on
Now we find another joke that retarded apes treating companies like their father take way too seriouslyI'm partial to uhhhh gilded destiny will not be very good.
>whoever joined them to russian websites must repent else present themselves to be woodchippedthat was me over a year agoironically i am one of the few vocally against pedophilia (not the piracy kind you retards)
there is no difference between a pedophile and a pirate dumbass
nooo those two are totally mutually exclusive
they're the same kind of people, with no morals and respect for other people
did anyone hear anythingmust've been the wind...
Is there a blank world map of EU5 yet? I want to blob but I dont want to play the game
give me a t give me an rgive me an a give me a gee - ess - gee *crowd erupts in cheers*
how about tgsg
eu4 ui sucks, covered in exaggerated gilded nonsenseeu5 ui is not too ornate, and to the point
my condolences i'm afraid it's terminal
>>2207894Schizo had a point, but I really don't think EU V is nearly as complex as it looks like. It's mostly just a theater, hiding usual mechanics behind menus and numbers
>>2208985historically accurate actually
not at 13
>tfw no French incestous SSI've been cheated by the world. The West shall fall at my feet.
i meant that he absolutely could have sperm at 13
nuh uh
who was the mother though
Turns out he got married to a distant relative who was 17 at the time. It seems that the AI regent arranged the marriage without telling me.
hag-maxxing? in MY gsg?
you have to be a mentally healthy man to understand
what you call mentally healthy i call looking like a severe dork. imagine signing that image
>>2209088why was this post deleted?
why wouldn't that post be deleted
it was a pedo-dork that made the image, so yes, imagine him signing that image
>>2209117
don't reply to me ever again
>Zhu Manyue was said to be from the Wu region, now southern Jiangsu. Because someone from her family, probably her father, was accused of crimes, she was forced to be a servant and assigned to the palace of Yuwen Yun, who was then crown prince under his father Emperor Wu. She was in charge of the clothes of Yuwen Yun, 12 years younger than her. On one occasion, he summoned her to have sexual relations with him; in July or August 573, she gave birth to his first son, Yuwen Yan (宇文衍), whose name was later changed to Yuwen Chan.
cute cats
vgh transgsg
*in a deep chadic voice* whats up fellas anon heretoday im going to the gym and later i will purchase groceries. videogames are for losers
>groceriesimagine not hermitmaxxing
Why would I live in the museum?
so long since he's done that. he missed out doing the finnster grift and making fat bank
>>2209017>emperor xuanholy based
he's so freaking cool :o
euiiiii is new and shiny, i get it.but in terms of content and replayability, and leaving aside how shit both of these games may or may not be, isnt euiiii by far the superior game in terms of content and replayability?i suspect people will catch on pretty quick as the novelty wears off.
no. eu4 was always shit
how could you say that q_q
Love everything except that the economy is vic3ish. Curse all troons who support this abomination. Now we need a crimeamod to fix cultures and a königsbergmod to de-vic3 the economy.
i only played eu4 once (earlier this year)eu5 has pops
the gas station has funko pops too
also i hated hoi4 (which i also played for the first time earlier this year)that game had mission treesdlcBLOATgame4 has mission trees too?i'll probably try that again despite the mission treeslater though, currently focused on a better game
pops? more like poops lmfao!
you know how hoi 4 always had shitty alt hist mods made by 16 year olds that kept the youtube cycle going?you cant do that in eu5 unless you have a supercomputer because you need 64 gigs of ram to mod the location map that saves all the pop dataand a game takes too long to make daily videos on itthis thing is gonna be dead by next month
i never started giving a fuck about a game succeeding or failingnot about to start now
74deranged
why?
niggas watching paradox youtubers lmao>>2209663>>2209658>>2209652>>2209650>>2209549>>2209549>>2209549>>2209549>>2203867
okay but why reply to the random guy miles up top asking about ordering food?
little timmy please remember, cooking your own food is good. it is a sign of self sufficiency and competencyyou might acquire a wife some day to cook for you, but you need to be able to lead by example. make your own burger, you wont regret it
funny chatroom
furry chatroom
>>2204139>>2205000I love being mega fat like all my friends here>>2204158>>2200740loooooooooooool lolololol >>2209692I'm saying random shit without replying because it's coolWelcome to our newest member, "2209692". Please read and agree to the server rules before posting.
You gotta love the fact that the OP has had the niggermod link since forever but it hasn't worked for years, truly nobody gives a single shit about the OP beyond this day in history, nobody has ever even bothered to update the infopic
you don't understandyou will never understand
In CK3, is it more fun / accurate for the Caliphate to be the administrative government type or the clan feudal?
why the FUCK is everything in eu5 scaled cost?why is funding an artist more expensive the bigger your country is?
>>2209983I mean its like that in real life. If an artist knows he can charge you out the ass, he is going to charge you out the ass.
No it isn't you stupid fucking nigger An artist in 2025 knowing someone has a a lot of money and charging more is not the same as an artist in 1400 being employed by a country and charging the equivalent of years worth of maintenance of an entire professional army
If you think about it, these fuckers cost more than a private army.
>>2209983Balance
i was undone by (orthodox) osmansand so ends the tutorial run, i spose
Bulgaria is too white and wallachia's color makes it look like a big lake, awful choices
I want to try eu5 but I'm a poorfag with shit internet policy so I want to know if I can run it before pirating. Can any anons lmk how it runs for you? >specs>i5-1340P>16 gig ram>iris xe integrated graphics
>integrated graphicslmao
pls anon it's the new integrated graphics dont laugh
i'll never understand why people try to play on a laptop anything more hardware-demanding than minecraft, memegame2 or something emulated from the 00s or low-end pixelated indie shit
im broke man what do you want from me could you answer the question pl0x
i can't give you a proper answer because i haven't played it, i myself am not going to try to until i upgrade my pc in maybe 2-3 years from now because all i own is a ryzen 5 2600 with 16 gb ram and an rx 590 which could mean my fans will run loud all day or worse i won't be able to play and shitpost/browse on 4chani would guess my cpu is the bottleneck since this isn't a graphics intensive game
i mean it's not graphics intensive for your average game, but i'm 80% certain this is paradox's most graphics-intensive game so far
but what i can say is this, if you can run ck3 on highest settings without going below 60 fps then you can run eu5
I can play imperator on my school laptop if I crank the settings down, really good for long lectures. Unfortunately games like ck3 run like total ass no matter what
ck3 runs fine for me, but that's because it's version 1.5.1 and with only the northern lords and royal court dlc
Stick to Vic2 budget guy
fitgirl version is up!
Why haven’t you guys made an euv thread on /vg/?
>/vg/Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
/gsg/ is the one place in the world where I can find comfort knowing that there does not exist a single foid who is aware of this place's existence.
if i ever get a girlfriend i will tell her about this place
Ok bro and if I ever get a billion dollars I'll give you half
mom knows about /gsg/ but she thinks you guys are like my friends from school
Do you consider us friends? I think you're my friend
we are all friends here
<3
What happened this /gsg/? I remember it was in /vg/...
/vst/ started allowing generals, then /gsg/ threads started mysteriously 404ing and being sent here. We were too good for /vg/ anyway, they don't deserve us
/vg/ was our promised land....
why was my post deleted
Did you say nigger
i would never say such a hurtful thing
niggers
gasp
actually, we got cooked by the /vg/ janitorial team and have been on that permanent L ever since
i wish i wasn't at the hospital on the week /gsg/ moved to /vst/
people will quickly realise that euiiiii, beneath the fancy logo and foil, has no content and replayability and they will quickly return to euiiii and steam reviews will quickly plummet.alas, no refunds
time will tell
>THIS LIKE MARRVELstopped reading there
it originally got mixed reviews, give it a month and it will go back around that equilibrium, if not worse.because most positive ones are literally just "this game is so complex Ö so autistic Ö i literally don't understand a single thing and IT'S a good thing"
>>2210200Alright I downloaded the game from Fitgirl. It starts normally and in the country select screen there is no lag but it instacrashes when I press play. Anyone have an idea for a fix? Using very low settings
>people will quickly realise that euiiiii, beneath the fancy logo and foil, has no content and replayabilityyou underestimate the paradrone's penchat for consuming slopeverything you just said holds true for ck3 and yet that game became a huge success despite being inferior to ck2
this, except ck3 is actually superior
this one contrarian singing ck3's praises is really funny to me
ck3 is actually a somewhat faithful sequel to ck2, eu5 on the otter hand is nothing like current state of eu4core, only eu4 regulars can relate
reminder that memegame2 schizo praises ck3
eu5 not being faithful to eu4 is a good thing because eu4 is terribleit took 10 years but johan is finally throught with his mana phase
mission trees are objectively shit, which makes eu4 inferior to eu5
stop ignoring me i have almost no internet left :’(
move out of india then
he's probably germanand i haven't had that problem with eu5
not german but close, are you on integrated graphic 92?
but i thought europe was white and first-world??? how can you be so europoor to not have unlimited internet???????
sigh
it's not faithful to eu3 eitherthat slut is the whoreson of ck3
im not on integrated graphic and i would never play a 2025 game on integrated gfx
Ck3 shouldn't be faithful to ck2 because ck2 sucksEu5 shouldn't be faithful to eu4 because eu4 sucks I will die a happy man if I never see a new paradox game with a mana system ever again
germany gets fucked in the ass by isps and their corrupt government while romania has the best internet in the world. internet access is not a measure of whiteness00makes sense considering eu5 is a medieval game
I guess I’m just fucked then. Guess I’ll try learning vicky 2 for the 5th time. Should I stay vanilla or do HPM/GFM?
but ck2 is better than ck3 and neither games have mana
Umm actually you mean early modern game
play a single game of vanilla as germany then switch to crimeamodif you have any questions about mechanics ask em heret. liqqypro
no, i mean a medieval gamethe first 155 years of eu5 take place in the medieval era and in those 155 years the game will start lagging to the point of becoming unplayable
poorfag issue
Ok ill try a germany run this weekend and report back
>internet access is not a measure of whitenesswhatever you say turdie
Ck2 is complete shit despite the fact that it doesn't have mana, which is honestly an impressive feat
1337+155=1492 Are you retarded
im romanian and have gigabit in my village, explain that, retard
48are you?
1492, famously known as the date Constantinople fell and end of the medieval age
>>2211146you literally can't do anything in that game without spending your prestige and piety mana, retard.
>visit ukraine to do charity>donate your driver to the armywholesome
If prestige and petty are mana then so is gold, and the term therefore means absolutely nothing
64 is an actual retarded gorilla nigger with 0 knowledge of history
ah yes, another episode of "ill pretend not to understand what mana is and call every single number mana, that sure will troll them"it definitely hasn't gotten old 10 years ago
1492, the year famous for scholars fleeing Constantinople to go west, kicking off the Renaissance
^ bases his entire understanding of history on the "byzantine refugees" event from eu4 giving a discount to tech cost
If I based my knowledge of history off of paradox games I'd think some stupid random date like 1453 marked the end of the medieval age, since that's when ck3 ends. Thankfully I'm not that dumb
byzantines raus
they're called romans
Yes Byzantines raused when the medieval age ended and sparked the Renaissance when fleeing west, nearly 4 decades before 1492
^ actual fucking retard ignoring over a century of indigenous humanist thought in evropa, not understanfing that the process of moving from one era to another is gradual and highly dependent on individual region ^
You're just replacing one date with another retard
if gold is not mana, then why can it teleport everywhere at the speed of thought, there's an infinite supply of it, only serve as a disposable resource you trade for things instantly just like any other mana?>you are a globe spanning empire and yet your single treasury can collect taxes and pay troops from america to asia in an instant?>everything that produces gold can do so indefinitely, the only limit being the game’s end date, which you can just ignore anyway?
name strategy 3 games where money needs to be transported other than majesty
what is a strategy 3 game
guess you can't. guess your complains are not valid if you can't name a single strategy game that does what you want
I think he means 3x games
game, strategy (3 units)
Exploit, expand, excrete
that image was only funny the first itme
sorry
>>2210895Gachacel board
i'm still thinking about /gsg/ regulars who are, to this day, not aware of us still existing in /vst/there’s always that guy
in such a case, he is no longer a regular
I came back and noticed that gsg wasnt on vg and it took me maybe 10 seconds of thinking to reach the epiphany that it's probably on vst now. if that's what filters you it's probably for the best.
>>>/vg/537380565
i was merely stating the fact that we've got 10 different anons claiming they've lost contact with us over the past year were all they trolling i don't think so i myself was totally not aware of the existence of this board until some retard was asking about it and the other fag revealed to him (and me) it being our sister board instead of another new freaky vidya board
speaking of retards, your mother came over last nightwe bumped uglies for hours
my mom is actually ugly and not whiteyour loss faggot.
but that would mean you also are not white
hello
hi what's up buddy
i'm doing finehow are you
>>2211783
>italia 1648 addid you know, turin had ice cellars so advanced they exported frozen desserts to french nobles in summer?>genoa, spanish kings owed so much money to genoese bankers that, technically, it still hasn’t been paid back to this day.>naples was the second-largest city in europe, just behind paris. over 300 thousand people crammed under spanish rule>parma’s court chefs invented a proto-parmesan custard dessert (ancestor to modern panna cotta) for the duchess who disliked sugar.>malta had a "slave market bell" that rang at sunrise to announce daily auctions of captured ottoman sailors.
i'm doing alrightwelcome back from your ban
before ck3 launched I repeatedly posted a map that extended to Japan that made retards froth at the mouth. I'm vindicated.
who asked
Someone is upset
i dont get whats upsetting about ck3 having japanthey should have focused on improving other things imo but it's not like it's making the game worse
kev
i heard it was going to make the game even laggierdon't know if that ended up being true or not
they don't care about "improving" the game, if you want sane representation of medieval europe then it is not for you, it's a conquer huge empire in a single generation, have incest and quit after 100 years game
of course it did, but no one cares since average ck3 player campaign doesn't last long (150 years in is "lategame" per paradox) anyway
>conquer huge empire in a single generation,only sweaty tryhards do this
is the Kiev mod achievement compatible? Look, I'd be mildly annoyed if it was a small country but there is a gigantic judeo-globalist turd on my screen whenever I look at Eastern Evropa and I cant stand this shit
changing province names changes the checksum so no cheevos.
imagine caring about cheevos
guys... how on earth are you supposed to actually expand? Am I really expected to just no-cb war all the time? The only other way I found are the parliament-claims, there is a "create casus belli" diplo action but it actually doesnt do anything???
you need spy network
how about conquering the entirety of metropolitan france and her overseas territories in less than 2 years?
>>2211948I have over 20 spy network and I cant do shit
>byzantine empire goes bankrupt idk what's the problem you have, maybe you can do it only on the other screenand there's only two reliable ways to get cb and yes it's either spy network or parliament, note that spy network cb not only takes time build spy network but also to make the cb itself
explain to me whats wrong with whats happening above with france annexationhitler annexed all of france IRL in less time
Another game, as Poland, I did nothing other than building the spy network in brandenburg. It's an iron man game, didnt change anything in the settings, I have over 20 spy network as you can see on the picrel, I have a border with Brandenburg. Why the FUCK can't I fabricate a claim? Actually if I had 20 spynetwork on the Teutons I could fabricate a claim on Chelmno but it's a CORE state, why cant I just declare on it? And also Tuchola is ALSO a core state but I cant fabricate on it? How on earth does this shit work?
you can't just dec for cores now, you always need a cb
ok I get it but how am I supposed to expand if I cant create claims like back in eu4? Is the parliament claim the only option? But how do I get rid of the small worthless nations then?
you can ask parliment for a cb but i think thats extrai watched legend play eu5 and he just made CBs via spy network idk what to tell you
if you mean his Byz video then he kept making claims on the provinces byz already has a core on.
yeah you can no longer declare for cores dumpass
maybe your pedo copy is broken idk
why are "claim on province" "dubious claim on province" and "parliment approved claim on province" sifferent CBs? what's the difference between those?
Im asking why CANT I MAKE CLAIMS OUT OF THIN AIR LIKE IN EU4 you illiterate shitskin subhumans.
*loud straw sucking sounds*.... aaaaahhhh....
it's because youre playing as a subject i think
neither Muscovy nor Poland starts as a subject, can someone who has actually played the game answer me?
it's because you have to use the "insult" casus belli in the spy network screen first
ah i see your problempoland is one of the designated tall nations that can't fabricate claims out of fear of blobbing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAcuglcsy-0muscovy is probbly similar, you literally do cannot use the mechanic and have to play tall, this is to prevent blobbingyou need to pick a "wide" country like byzantium or france
insulting gives them a casus belli on me, not vice versa. Are you trolling?
when they get the casus belli on you, and wardec on you, it allows you to counter-declare on them as your warscore goes very positive allowing you to eat them
ok so there isnt a single person who has actually played the game here despite everyone talking about it?
i did but i'm leaving right now, brb later
i like how all the nu5 fans are praising paradox for their "hard work" on the day 3 patch that fixes a bunch of issues that should have been fixed on release and was probably ready too
I made Scipio Africanus :DCulture: RomanReligion: CatholicismDinasty: Petroniana
>>2212258whoops lolforgot the pic!
>missions disabled by defaultwe made it
nice casus bellis have yougood fight. Weihnachtsfrieden.
>casually get form union cb on portugal 3 years into the gamei mean i'll take it but...
if you aren't playing the game in the English version you are a genuine subhuman
use your kabinettssitze germon
scipio was blackhannibal was also black
>>2212153 why are "claim on province" "dubious claim on province" and "parliment approved claim on province" sifferent CBs? what's the difference between those?
you justify "claim on province" on provinces you have cores on"dubious claim" is for the parliament mechanic giving you a cb that doesnt make you lose stab but takes more warscore cost to take shitidk what triggers the last one and for some reason you can justify all 3 if you have a core but not otherwise you should never justify anything beside claim or religious war anyway
>you justify "claim on province" on provinces you have cores onwrongif that was what you were supposed to do then legend wouldnt be having been making fun of here >>2212121
so true, why didnt he just use reconquest
how come euV doesn't use the paradox launcher?
>>2212362nta but you (You)'d me hereI'm not making fun of him in this post, the anon you are replying to is correct. The discussion was about creating claims on some random states. The anon I was replying to said Legend could fabricate claims but in that video he only did so on the cored provinces while I wanted to ask if you can make claims on nonclaimed ones
okay so how does one get a CB on something one doesn't have a core on
you can't outside of the once every 5 years parliment interaction
yeah you cant which is completely retarded. Are spy networks completely useless now?
no you need 20 spy network to justify holy wars or your core claim cbs and you can do other irrelevant shitjust convert to a heresy and boom, easy cbs
yeah so they are completely useless. If the dubious claim shit is in the game then why cant the player just fabricate those with spies? They are bad, if you want to get a normal one you get it through having cores/parliament. That would make much more sense than whatever the fuck we have now, why is there no discussion about it? why did the ecelebs not say anything about it?
876He deleted that comment btw, maybe calling Paradox fans "vatniks" raised some alarms with the Paradox handlers
because this general has been bitching and crying about how easy it is to blob in eu4 and how victoria 2 is oh so superior because CBs are harder to come by, they listened nad made CBs harder to come by as one of the mechanics curtailing blobbing, and now you're bitching that the game is omg unplayable because you need to jump through some hoops before trying to annex half of france
yeah nobody actually wants to play tall, people just pretend thats what they wanted to do when their game isnt going well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_jYQwOi6fM
The whole notion of fabricating claims is kinda stupid desu. It makes a little bit of sense with ck where you're trying to generate a false dynastic/religious right to a title, but that has nothing to do with infiltrating the country via espionage. Really there should be a spy mission to stage a border incident. Then maybe with some mildly RNG events for the player so if it goes well you get a better cb and if it goes poorly you get extra antagonism. That's how states have done it for centuries.
I like playing tall but being cockblocked from declaring war more than once every 5 years unless you no-cb is fucking retarded
>dedicated no cb mechanic>yeah uh well uh you should uh... be able to declare war... without a cb... >but not like that...
>>>/v/725128827trying to curtail blobbing artificially means yeah fucking piece of shit fuck mc esher sucking fuckthe public has spoken
all the little pops are happy
>just lose your slowly-accumulated stability and gain additional antagonism if you want to conquer more than 1 country every 5 years as Muscovy brolmao. Also the game should not incentivize the player to take more than their actual CB. As it stands now if you cant full annex someone its better to take everything BUT the claimed province (unless they expire too quick, didnt check. still stands true if you have non-parliament claims though)
35thatll be 60 bucks please. no refunds.
yeah
have you tried copinghave you tried seething
>BogomilsGreek pops?
no at the start game converted some of my pops to bogomils all of a sudden
ok, I gotta say it. Eu5 is a great base game, a great core, but that's it. The game isn't actually good. It feels empty and too sandboxy.
whats the point of all of these games mouth shaped holes in the game whats hte point of all of the pops and small religions like jews and what have you if they assimilate within the first 50 years of the game like hwats whte points what is the point seripousuy TELL ME
idk
>what is the pointyou'd have to be white to understand, dear tourist
>>2208667>currency symbol after valueHow's the smog in Delhi?
What do you guys think of All Under Heaven? Worth it?
is that the dlc that expands the map even furtherhard fucking pass
>>2212556they would be slavs if they're bogomilsin the west they were catharsif they were greek they'd be paulicians - it was specifically paulicians forcibly relocated from armenia to bulgaria that led to bogomilism in the first place
descendants of the apostle paulnot a childless asexual btw
pogomils arent good, get the other orthodox heresies and flip to one
imagin actually reading wannabe robie shitposts
What have bulgarians done to deserve this
they left their central asian urheimat and invoked the wrath of tengri aka el
when they elected their king descendant as president that was cringecrime - being cringe
all bulgaria needs to do to get rich is fight the dying greekos to steal the market. should be the tutorial nation
such a stupid idea: stealing the marketguess all those merchants will no longer stop in the great port of byzantion and will from now on travel to sofia
tarnovo actually
how do you do that linegraph? at 1376, i have 769k Bulgarians left
>arumba doesn't understand the importance of pop growthyou can tell he's an eu4 pro
pop growth in eu5 specifically really doesn't matter thoand i dont mean it in the sense that it's something that wouln't be good, it's that in the game there just aren't many sources of it, if you decided to run your game with the sole goal of doing nothing, and i mean absolutely nothing, other than maxing out pop growth, you might go from like 0.03% to 0.08%numbers pulled out of my arse but you get the point. a single unlucky plague in the early game matters more to your pops for a given area from the perspective of the entire game than any modifier stacking you can realisitcally do
it reminds him of his kids...
https://www.reddit.com/r/EU5/comments/1op2jzu/my_face_when_people_are_complaining_about_the_ai/
avg eu4 player
in eu5 all you need to do to get pop growth is be pagan and pray to the pop growth god and now you get a ton of growth while your christian neighbours refuse to have kids
i dont get what the fuck the guy above me is even trying to say
just look at the pagan religionsthey gave the same 10 gods to every polytheist religion in the game and didnt even bother giving them namesexcept for norse apparently because epic norse amirite fellow redditors fuck lithuania
fuck lithuania indeedi would fill jadwiga's polish snatch with my seed, making sure that weak faggot jogaila wouldn't get involved
lol so true
Nice man.big fleet
never imagined one proud bavarian as the type to shit on a paradox game that is so far being better-received than both crusader kucks 3 and memegame 3
This is my fist GSG and I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing, I feel like most of the time I'm just "watching" the map waiting for stuff to be done, is that the correct way to be playing? I still have questions:>How do I get more pops to fill missing jobs>How do I make unprofitable building profitable>Should I just be building a ton of shit or make it as needed>How often should I be building new cities, how many is too manyMy immediate goals are:>Conquer Granada>Move the capital (I fixed the book shortage but now I need more money)Looking at the map, seeing everything working and the music really make my brain happy but I'm completely fucking lost even after watching a "guide" video.
1. wait, your pops will promote over time, about 20 per month and more depending on modifiers. dont worry about it, spread out building while you wait for stuff to fill out2. dont worry about it, build stuff that makes money, the unprofitable wont lose you any unless you subsidize it which you dont need to do3. build a ton of highly profitable stuff around your capital where you have high control to get a good tax base and income going. roads help once you've built up your area, connect high income locations to your capital4. dont worry about it, you dont need them for a while since you probably have enough towns already, money is tight early and empty towns do nothing. spreading out is also useless
>>2213478>build a ton of highly profitable stuff around your capitalI saw in the guide video you can sort by profit for building, both stuff you have and stuff you currently don't. I assume I just plop a few of those down around my capital and let them wok?
Does EUV fix snowballing? My biggest gripe with these games is that once you become powerful enough it's extremely easy to be unbeatable. Once this happens all excitement is gone since it becomes a map coloring game.And reaching that point is pretty easy since AI doesn't plan in the long term (and unless you purposefully sabotage yourself, most countries will want to suck your dick and have an alliance with you)
>>2213516No
and it came to pass, he posteth again.
>>2213715Lol
bad thread
it is rather hetero by gsg standards, but i have aar to post
>actual thaneretard thread>no this day in historyreport and ignore
okay we stick here
it's still page 8 anyway
peace in our time...
^ certified raider-scum retard
get behind me, seething tranny demon
i really wanted to share the conclusion of today's mighty campaign and the euV thread had reached image limitwhy do you accuse me for no reason? : )
no one cares about your gay ass child molester prophet campaign lmao
without vg there is no new gsg
imagine this thing, in a skirt, gatekeeping you from aarpostingi prefer not to, but here we are
what did this raider mean by this?
say it on vocaroo, please
huh?
his gay ass prophet got cooked by a jewish woman circa 632 AD
only to think, we could be in a freshie soaking euvthread stragglersi have really been enjoying the game; it is the cleanest experience of gsg yet, save perhaps the early eu3 daysevery country invites a unique sort of honed, cozy experience that is somewhere between vastly complex and a breezy sort of measured pacei'm not of the naturally verbal intelligence ilk so you know this is my honest impression
yes, we could have been in a new thread if you hadn't fucked it up by making the worst thread possible
>>2214306>>2214314>>2214316>>2214301>>2214304>>2214298>>2214296>>2214295>>2214287>>2214294shut up
there is no 'we' though history might show i have a sincere and personal love for the /gsg/ers
me, i really like how the gibberishposting raider starts being perfectly coherent the moment he's called outreally drives home the idea he's just raiding
f&j autist(faggy & jewy)
>it's da joos
the twih was pretty sick btw, pls consider reusing
>1939, five million ukrainians live in this part of poland>1946, 0 ukrainians live in this part of polandwhy are population exchanges so kino?
"this week in history" is such a shit change it's not even funnyinstead of a comprehensive revue of events that happened on this day throughout the ages you get a single meme pick per day
it was a sad time for the little russians
more like >1941: no polish living in this part of ukraine
this day in history is beyond retarded, lazy, etc etcthe thread can last up to a week but this day in history is only relevant the same day the thread is made
>Mar 28th, The t.urks>t.urkslol it's like that /gsg/ meme
you're retarded and lazysee, you posted an example that contradicts your statement. it's just some joker cherrypicking fictional events for le epic meme, while real important events go unnoticedif a day or two gets skipped we'll get em next year
population sexchanges
real big hours
this is so much fun.hadn´t we a new thread?
yes, we didunfortunately it was made by a known raider so it had to be deleted
yes 1 from the raider and 1 correct one from ushohoho standing army for 1000gold and 100stab. cheapies
castro was such a funny guylike that one time he travelled to yemen just to piss off the somali dictator and make him declare a war just to turn on him and send 16000 men to kill somalia and throw it into eternal civil war
never thought about somali and what happens there
no one cares about redditno one cares about your hallucinated rivalry between andersson and anward
If you guys want other anons to play with, head on over to gg/QAeKHPsE
>
but does eu5 have sorbian pops named slavomir in cootbus?
Do i attack Poland or not and what is with Litauen? let those romuvans be vorerst or catholize with force? and take just warreps?
keep abusing poland
>>2214999>>2215004FUCK YOU
god bless polen
hey, he's been longing for this exact moment his whole life, let him have his own way
hehehe.Posen and not "Poznan"
>retreat delay +10>never reroll the die in combatRIDE OR DIE NIGGAS
>>2215105it makes me so very happy to see the most based religion in the Christian group getting the most based mechanics
it's bydgoszcz not bromberg
does eu4 fort not exist at all in eu5? seems like carpet siege hell
yes forts exist in eu5 retard what gave you the idea they didnt
05the savescummer religion10they do exist and they do have zone of coontrol
EU5's fort mechanics are basically identical to Imperator's
>>2215114*occupation mechanicswith respect to both forts and areal capitals I mean
germbro look what happens when you annex posenvery disappointing
what the fuck why is the terrain look like ocean waves? i thought everything is minecraft flat world over there
what do you mean "over there"? you don't live in evropa like the rest of us gsgeers?
STOP INTERFERING IN MY WARS LEAVE ME ALONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kyiv's strongest soldier
literally who? no one cares
lolololololLambert more Lambovskaya
He's so easy to set off
"Lord" pathetic
i'll peak at his latest video just to get a feel for what this keyboard warrior sounds like
^ look at this esl and laugh
look at me and laugh
Das Kiew
poznań, keine festungen
On this day in history, the 8th of November:960 – Battle of Andrassos: Byzantines under Leo Phokas the Younger score a crushing victory over the Hamdanid Emir of Aleppo, Sayf al-Dawla.1519 – Hernán Cortés enters Tenochtitlán and Aztec ruler Moctezuma welcomes him with a great celebration.1520 – Stockholm Bloodbath begins: A successful invasion of Sweden by Danish forces results in the execution of around 100 people, mostly noblemen.1614 – Japanese daimyō Dom Justo Takayama is exiled to the Philippines by shōgun Tokugawa Ieyasu for being Christian.1620 – The Battle of White Mountain takes place near Prague, ending in a decisive Catholic victory in only two hours.1644 – The Shunzhi Emperor, the third emperor of the Qing dynasty, is enthroned in Beijing after the collapse of the Ming dynasty as the first Qing emperor to rule over China.1745 – Charles Edward Stuart invades England with an army of approximately 5,000 that would later participate in the Battle of Culloden1861 – American Civil War: The "Trent Affair": The USS San Jacinto stops the British mail ship Trent and arrests two Confederate envoys, sparking a diplomatic crisis between the UK and US.1901 – Gospel riots: Bloody clashes take place in Athens following the translation of the Gospels into demotic Greek.1919 – Eichenfeld massacre: Members of the Revolutionary Insurgent Army of Ukraine murder 136 Mennonite colonists at Jaskyowo, initiating a series of massacres that resulted in the deaths of 827 Ukrainian Mennonites.1923 – Beer Hall Putsch: In Munich, Adolf Hitler leads the Nazis in an unsuccessful attempt to overthrow the German government.1940 – Greco-Italian War: The Italian invasion of Greece fails as outnumbered Greek units repulse the Italians in the Battle of Elaia–Kalamas.2004 – Iraq War: More than 10,000 U.S. troops and a small number of Iraqi army units participate in a siege on the insurgent stronghold of Fallujah.
that's tomorrow, you retarded nigger
>youtube pfp blue and yellow backgroundyep he's a nato zealot
fineOn this day in history, the 7th of November1907 – Jesús García saves the entire town of Nacozari de García by driving a burning train full of dynamite six kilometres (3.7 miles) away before it can explode.Nothing else worth noting happened
but i already included that in the new thread
imagine wasting your eceleb hours in a forum of a single eu5 mod arguing about a war that doesn't even take place in the era of the game the mod is made for
>already deletedkek
lol you can Execute prisoners. i took 27 of their Riders lifes
classic german "crusader" killing fellow christians
Sweden did nothing wrong by genociding germany
>you can Execute prisoners.one of the things i loved doing the most in ck3...hnnnnnnggg no... i have to abstain from this game for at least 2 years...
^dodge the speeding silver bullet there, anon.
>make it so the only viable early game expansion is through making vassalsbut also>the more vassals you have, the harder it is to diplo vassalthe redditors praising this game need to be culled. Annexing shit directly is straight up griefing yourself
is this game bugged? why wont vassal or ally armies do anything but sit in their capital if you reload the game
either your vassals are artificially gimped or the game is broken (1.0.2 version please understand)
vassals did their jobs in my lithuania runwhat they need to do is disable cultural assimilation action for the ai
these retards are just sitting in their capital, look at all of them. I even stackwiped the ottomans so there is literally no opposition
remember to force religion / culture on thessaly or they will turn the whole area catholic french or whatever they are
ugh... what should have been...
why would they be catholicsubjects take primary religion/culture based on land they're released in
custom subjects do but they also dont get cores and have to integrate the land manuallyhistorical subjects keep their scripted culture and religion but they get cores
might have been changed because when you release thesally it says they'll be greek and orthodox
huh they actually didmein schlecht
so now when you release danzig it's polish culture???
Who culture?what would be another campaign?
wow assimilation is really strong in eu5 if in just 50 years it can turn a majority slavic danzig into 77% germans
heheh, yea'... assimilation... that's what they called it... just like back in biblical times ;)
we are still living in biblical times
yes, the book of revelationthe west is pregnant with the beast in its womb
desu prussians are balto-germano-polish mutts anyway
but i'm a boy...
I am hearing that on his deathbed Wiz received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
>>2214351>This was AustriaI got chills
hellooo /gsg/ people!
>keep building buildings that produce a good that's needed in my market>my pops are happier, I keep upgrading the building so that the demands are met>since the demands are met the profit of the building goes down>this causes the base tax to plummet meaning I lose ducatsexplain this shit.
back to sleep you stupid aussie
legend i swear to fucking god if you abandon total war I will lose my shit so fucking bad
total war sucks
"total war" games adding a war exhaustion mechanic was so funny
>break the Tatar Yoke as Muscovy>get the achievement (0.5%, thought it would be higher)>dont get any sort of event, the game just goes onthis game is so mediocre lmao, wasn't it supposed to be as flavourful as eu4?
eu4 more like dlcBLOATgame4 amiritedon't worry, eventually eu5 will have all the events added in by the time it becomes dlcBLOATgame5
Stop making fun of my game.
so I released a few vassals from the territory I've annexed during wars but they dont pay me any money, unlike vassals I diplo vassalized... can anyone tell me why that is and if I can change this?
they start out not having cored their shit so wait for thatotherwise idk
they cored all their lands long ago, god this game is so bad
neu>>2216299>>2216299>>2216299>>2216299>>2216299
>finally get stable enough to remove "entrenched corruption of the elite" as byzantium>it sends me to -75 stability>instantly triggers downfall of the empire disaster>that disaster gives the dynatoi "entrenched corruption of the elite"its poetry, it rhymes
Put it in the next OP that EU5 is good and it won't get deleted
36wtf the first accurate byzantine empire simulation?
https://youtu.be/hiw1NnXPs0s cool video i found crimeamod mentionedhttps://youtu.be/hiw1NnXPs0s video i clicked on after that onevic2bros are so desperate for content theyre willing to play rupert's land
why did the thread get deleted?is it really because of the EU5 comment in the op?
>supportive>jewkraine colourskyiv wasn't enough, they had to put more jewish cancer into the game
doubt that was intentional
its still kiev in half the other languages lol
besides it doesn't even look yellow, it's closer to orange
whitest /gsg/er
bro is scared of legos
zesty
>VandalicW*ēiwaz Königs
the trve germanic homeland....
so once you get over the learning curve of eu5 its literally just an empty gamebravo johan you got me again
Johan did it. The madman, he actually came back from being pushed out of the company leadership and delegated to a semi-retirement home in the coast of Spain, only to make the BEST game paradox has released in years.>pop mechanics>deep trade mechanics, economy, STOCKPILES>classic war system beloved by all instead of cucked frontlines bullshit>no more mana>society changes on a nice natural SCALE depending on YOUR CHOICES over a PERIOD OF TIME instead of "click X to win" buttonHow will Wizz cope now? Why would ANYONE play Victoria 3 over EU5 now, when you get a game with better mechanics AND a longer timespan?
make a new thread bros i'm not reading 1200 posts to catch up
alexa summarize the thread
4chan /vst/ /gsg/ Thread #2200579 (Nov 8, 2025)OP mocks Victoria 3 and EU5 as flops while hyping "Project Caesar." Asks: "How fares your empire?" Includes history trivia, mod links, and piracy tips.Focus: EU5 LaunchMechanics: Spy networks for CBs, vassal limits, pop growth, levies, terrain control, trade/stockpiles. Deeper than EU4 but restricts blobbing.Issues: Bugs (crashes, glitches), bloated UI, high RAM use, regional pricing gripes.Verdicts: "Better than Imperator/CK3/Vic3 at launch" but needs patches/DLC. Steam ~70% positive. AI passive, mod potential high (Anbennar, Crimeamod).Gameplay: Q&A on proximity bonuses, ruler stats, expansion. Streams (Arumba, LoTW) shared.Shitposting: Winter War memes, Bible rants, /pol/ raids, frog/otter spam, "Kyiv vs. Kiev" wars. Early posts mock a YouTube critique video (linked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCEUZ4rFiac) as "ESL ranting,"Tone: Hype + cynicism. Enthusiastic empire reports clash with doomerism and piracy calls. Classic /gsg/ chaos: deep strategy talk, historical trolling, and meme frenzy.
I love eu5
>>2216944How will noreply robbiez cope fr fr?
Hey goys I’m coming home tomorrow. Give me the best/most fleshed out areas in chinkland to play in CK3 and the best starting nation in euv
No I'm gatekeeping them from you
Cmon don’t be like that. I’m getting home from ICE training, I just want to play video games and deport beaners
Pretty funny, I’ll admit. I can say after joining that ICE is basically /pol/ incarnate, everyone is some minority white supremacist
thats WHITE HISPANIC to you, fking yuros
hispanics are pops too
no jorgeyou are the beaners
but there's only one frog???????????????????
redditoids raus
jo its time loloh florryworry plays the order too rnThe Deathwar vs France has to wait:/
nah man, France is a big nope
you realize full well you're the only one campaignposting eu5 in /gsg/ and none of us would understand what the fuck is going on in your screenshots because it's in german
but it's elementary, he's fighting the 1st battle of verdun
leave him alone
only if he leaves poland alone
leave me alone :(
zut alore!
what did johan mean by this?
what can i say, it was a funny clip
hot take central
what the fuck is this guy talking about? what does that have to do with prussia?
he's pent up from too much mgtow stress
that tortoise is no man
>He was not jewish, BUT!here i thought you were trying start another round of debating whether jesus was ashkenazi
stop pasting random shit from other boards faggot
>>2218317>>2218329>>2218400why were these posts deleted?
probably because the posts stunk so bad of r9k
grok is this true
who is grokwonder what nfag's up toprobably playing eu5
>nfag, niggermod, am I right fellow gsgers?
what's willy-wrong?
Reminder that Europeans did NOT invent agricultureReminder that Europeans did NOT invent writingReminder that Europeans did NOT invent paperReminder that Europeans did NOT invent zeroReminder that Europeans did NOT invent bronze metallurgyReminder that Europeans did NOT invent chariotsReminder that Europeans did NOT invent gun powderReminder that Europeans did NOT domesticate the horse
reminder that nobody asked nor cared
we invented all of iti went 1337 and catholized Lithuania + Poland is paying me warreparationes
smart people took agriculture and invented carsdumb people took cars and created trash piles
>>2219335>Reminder that Europeans did NOT domesticate the horseI'm pretty sure that part of the steppe still counts as Europe
it was the poles (scythians) that domesticated the hors
>probably playing eu5nah im not touching that garbage.i play dominions 6 doe, dont know if you have heard of it
i play dwarf fortressi don't know if you've ever heard of it, it's pretty underground
>dominions 6 doea doe specifically? you sure it's not a buck?
i'm playing factorio space age
actually its moose, i play this new nation that came out recently, you see.its based on the teutonic order. its pretty cool.
then why did you call it a doe?
i just did
only slaves do things without a conscious reason
every breath you take you take consciously?
yes, and every move i make
i'll be watching you
make a new thread u retards
neu>>2219689>>2219689>>2219689>>2219689>>2219689
yeehaw
he can't keep getting away with this
YEEHAW
>>2219438My ancestors :)>>2219454Kek
