If you see a gibberish post, it was made by raiders, ignore it.No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be. Neither will EU5.How fares your empire, /gsg/?Random Country Pickerhttp://orph.link/random>Archive (mods only)https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow>Where to get these gameshttps://web.archive.org/web/20190720131512/http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume>Mods>> READ THIS FIRST.https://web.archive.org/web/20200712212437/https://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB>>[V2] - Niggermodhttps://pastebin.com/Xgjd5LvG>>[V2] - Crimeamodhttps://www.moddb.com/mods/crimeamodPrevious thread:>>2367566
good thread
With the Alptigin Sultanate occupied with several wars against the Toluns and Seljuks, Akhsar marches an army into Osrushana and seizes its holdings without resistance. Marching further west on Samarkand, emissaries from the city ride out, suing for peace. 100 miles of land is secured for the Alans without contest.The conquered lands are entrusted to the lead commander of the campaign, Suarn, who sits in Bunjikæt as an effective marcher lord.
In spite of agreements made six years prior, nobility in the eastern reaches of Jiuquan (Džučæn) begin riding into China once more, with local Tangut raiders under their command. This is met with tacit approval from the Khshaya, with caravans overflowing with spoils streaming west along the trade routes.
I think Grossgermanium sucks.
post more foxes
furry animals should be killed in my humble opinion
are you vegan?
depends on who's asking
While Alans now made up the majority population in the Kæshgar region, the arrival of Anbal's 36,000 Alans 66 years earlier had displaced many of the Muslim Qarluqs, Uighurs, Tajiks and Sakas who had been living in the area up to that point. Though many moved higher onto the slopes of the Pamir and the Tian Shan mountains, many more still moved east into Kushan or made the journey across the Erkech-Tam Pass into the Ferghana valley.The people living in the valley were mainly Qarluq Turks, though many incoming Tajiks and Sakas - or, Hvamnai, as they called themselves - as well as a small number of Alans, had migrated. The Hvamnai were themselves descendants of ancient Scythians and spoke a language with, at that point, a minor degree of mutual intelligibility with Alanic. Over time, missions to their villages along the slopes of the valley converted many of them from Islam and Buddhism to the Christian faith and then they themselves settled in the larger settlements such as Andijan or Osh to proselytise. After decades of such work, the majority of the small-yet-cosmopolitan urban population had embraced Christianity. However, the rural Turkic and Tajik majority, many of whom still practiced pastoral lifestyles in the highlands, would cling on to their traditional Islamic religion for a long time to come.
Early one morning late in the spring of 1203, Queen Kera was discovered dead in her chambers, splayed out in a chair with a chalice of gold upon the floor. Her wine had been poisoned, though by whom nobody knew.When Akhsar remarried barely a week after her funeral to the young daughter of Aravat of the Zændjitæ Clan, the Hitsau of Zhetisu, hushed whispers began to spread that Akhsar or Aravat, or perhaps both, had a hand in her murder, though nobody would ever say it out loud. Likely as not, she was in reality dispatched by a jealous chambermaid and the remarriage was simply politically expedient. Nobody will ever know the truth.
As all of Akhsar's sons reach majority, the Khshaya faces a heretofore unprecedented issue: that of succession. Since Anbal's conquest, there had only ever been one surviving son to inherit. A law is drafted which decrees that the eldest legitimate son will inherit the Kingdom and that the remaining sons will receive accommodations in the form of estates upon reaching the age of majority.Ælbeg, Akhsar's bastard son, is granted land from the seat at Marghinan west to Havokand, and north to the left bank of the Syr Darya.Huddan, the third son, is granted the lands from the right bank of the Syr Darya north and west to the mountain peaks, with the eastern edge past the left bank of the Naryn up to the high pass at Karakul. Anbal meanwhile, inspired by his father's stories growing up, requested to honour the tradition of taking a position among the itinerant Alan Swords. Though the boy was born small and sickly, as he went through his puberty he seemed to never stop growing. By the time his father saw him off to his new mercenary life, the boy stood nearly 7 feet tall.
that zuidafrika is way too groBit should be a small and cute republic centered around the mineral riches of praetoria with all the niggers expelled to bantustans
The diplomatic tension between the East Alan Kingdom and the Seljuk Sultans in Khwarazm had been long standing by the 13th century, as Khwarazm had long coveted the eastern coast of the Aral Sea and the cities upriver. The taunts and vile letters had been arriving for years until Akhsar could take it no longer. Resolved to see Sultan Ahmet in chains, Akhsar rallied his personal levies and began the march west.Hearing this news, Ahmet moved his own armies north and captured the city of Dzhænkent - at this point, notably, the city was mainly settled by Armenians, while the surrounding countryside and smaller city of Khuwara majority Alan - mainly settlers from the Steppe Alans. Akhsar's army was more twice the size of Ahmet's force and, when the former intercepted the latter, the result was quite predictable.Chasing the Khwarazmians south, he came upon a second, much larger force outside the town of Barategin, on the south coast of the Aral Sea. If the two forces had managed to unite before Akhsar's arrival, the result could have been disastrous. Fortunately, however, this second army was still slightly smaller than Akhsar's own, and the day belonged to the Armenian Lord Mayor of Dzhænkent, Roupen, whose troops folded the Khwarazmian left and enveloped the centre, dealing significant casualties to the fleeing soldiers. Moving on Khwarazm itself, the Alan army cut off a force of riders moving to rally the disparate routed forces. At the head of the cavalry was Sultan Ahmet himself. Akhsar moved his infantry to block their path and surrounded them with his own cavalry, leading to a slaughter. Ahmet himself was captured in the ensuing melee, and brought in chains before the King. Just as he had imagined it. The Sultan's baggage train was looted and the Alans returned home with the Sultan in custody. Akhsar was undecided on what to do with the man, but eventually decided that the knowledge that he would be below his feet for the rest of his life would be fitting.
lesbos
alan reunification when
As soon as South Ossetia holds a referendum with regards to joining the Russian Federation.
Troubling news from the north...
>>2383546
I'm sure it's no big deal. More importantly, locals continue to embrace Christ.
>>2383728being antifurry is inherently antiwhite
From 1212 to 1214, the Kingdom is plagued with raids from nomadic peoples from the north - primarily Mongols, Khitans and Uighurs - fleeing Temujin's conquests. Akhsar spends many months leading his men-at-arms in defending the eastern borderlands.
zoom out cunt
In the winter of 1215, the first hooves of Temujin's hordes stampeded into Skæsæn Alania.
Ask nicely
please zoom out cunt
Akhsar could not hope to match the Mongols for speed. He called all of the levies he could muster, but they were unable to rally before the Mongols had already sacked every settlement east of Lop Nur. The Kingdom was simply too overextended to be defensible against such a rapid force.The seemingly-endless Mongol army of mounted warriors was visible on the horizon to the Alans gathered on the eastern shore of the lake for a while, before they withdrew. Akhsar dared not give chase.
That's better.
Nothing really interesting, it's just a standard blobby CK2 map. But for some reason France has become completely Norman, which is quite cool.
g-d i hate the inconsistent endonym country names in hip
it doesn't help that this map is based off an older version of the mod so some of the choices are even worse
eu5 status? is 1.2 fixing the game?
march of the eagles
march of the foxes
post otter 682
The next few years would be spent fortifying the realm against this new threat as they trampled over the tired and discordant Steppe Alan state in the north with little resistance. In 1219, Mongol armies were once again seen riding towards the Kingdom. This time, though, they came from the west. In perhaps a twist of irony, the Mongols had sacked and conquered the Khwarazm Sultanate, listless and exposed with their Sultan remaining locked away somewhere underneath the palace in Kashgar, opening the western border to attack.
All of the available levies and men-at-arms were rallied and marched across the Erkech-Tam into Ferghana to meet the enemy. In addition, the Alan Swords were hired, commanded by the Heir Apparent, Anbal, and thousands more mounted Qarluq mercenaries were also hired to secure the flanks. Akhsar positioned his army on either bank of the Syr Darya in an effort to deny the Mongols the use of either of the key passes east and waited, as the thunder of hooves grew steadily louder.
The vast Mongol host thundered past Havokand, east past Marghinan and Andijan and Osh, and onwards up the valley, where Anbal's army was camped. Hearing this news, Akhsar's army to the north broke its own camp and wheeled south, crossing the river in pursuit of the innumerable horsemen racing towards his son.The horde under the command of one Mongatu Naimanid, a commander known for his horsemanship and speed, met Anbal of house Os's army one dry, dusty afternoon in the high summer heat of August, somewhere around halfway between Osh and Uzgend, near the valley south that led up to the Erkech-Tam Pass into the Tarim.The battle was hard for the young commander, with Mongatu's horsemen circling the Alan infantry and peppering them with arrows, while the the cavalry attempted to give chase and inflict what damage they could.Relief came hours later, as Akhsar's 21,000 cavalry force arrived and attacked the unsuspecting Mongols from the rear. Caught completely off guard, the Mongols attempted to recover but, stuck between two armies and completely outnumbered, they soon reached breaking point. It was at this point that a second Mongol force - which had been in the rear, harrying the local population - arrived on the field. The faltering Mongols, invigorated at this sight, seized the initiative in the ensuing confusion, and Akhsar's cavalry was soon encircled and casualties began to mount. Anbal's infantry broke first, fleeing at the sight of the brutality. The two remaining forces continued their dance, until the Alans realised they were now outnumbered and outmanoeuvred. Exploiting a gap in the Mongol army, the Alans desperately broke through the encirclement and fled up the valley, fighting a valiant rearguard action all the way to the high pass.
Akhsar continued the retreat to the city of Kæshgar to prepare to mount a new defence.But, with so many of the skilled cavalrymen required to combat this foe dead or wounded, and with news of the atrocities being inflicted upon those who resisted reaching the capital in various waves over the years, Akhsar reluctantly sued for peace. The title of Khshaya was forfeit and his vassals were surrendered to the Khagan.
blah blah blah blah blah blah
I tried to do an Alan Nestorian Silk Road game once. Probably the most realistic scenario for a "white" "Christian" Kingdom popping up in the Tarim Basin region.
I noticed Warhammer won multiple times. Probably the most realistic thing to keep happening repeatedly.
all i noticed is that nobody asked
'veri gem on the 'log
who is your favorite /gsg/ april 2026 poster?options:ck2babnfag with 9th ck2 crimean goth campaign
trick question the answer is me
When is Averi going to be real?
literally who
like Ulm but a fox
>nothing of importancei see
import this *tosses a grenade at your fuckign head*
*imports clippers*
*exports coal**imports glass*
*changes rgo to silk**pops pack up and leave*
what mod are you playing that silk is not profitable?
the hardly playable mod
works on my machinekrimmod even changes the rgo in your capital to silk when you form rome
reminder to never fall for the early access scam
never have, never will.
which game is that
https://store.steampowered.com/app/362490/Exanima/
>fantasy slop I kinda like the graphics. Imagine this in a real world setting with gsg mechanics(pops,settlements,wars,sieges,politics)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hundred-word_Eulogythoughts?
>>2384302when picrel
i dont think about china much at all
it's fantasy but a unique spin on itanyway that's not important because it's a really good sword swinging simulator with fully modelled physics10/10 would pirate again
countries for this feel
i don't get it
https://voca.ro/1c7wC9QU27Nx
it's an off-topic shitpost`
yeah but offtopic shitposts usually make sense and i can understand themthis one puzzles me doe
>>2384507what game is this
crusader kings 2 with the china mod
i dont believe u
loli ntr strategy
>only 62 contributions>only 90 commissions>floating 20540 ducats (you need to spend money to make money)real noob hours
what
64c07
legend of mortal :3
wow, it's like i'm really in tragsg!
*grunts*
ok thanks for the name of the game il check it out some time
i looked it up and it's chinkslop to the point they can't even use deepl to translate the steam page into english correctly
and thats a good thing
World War 2 started in April 1943 and it is the Soviets/Germans/Japan vs the Allies.Czechoslovakia is also fighting the Axis but on their own terms.
that's just czechia
>>2384633Christ this game looks so janky. How do they manage to make every iteration worse?
but hoi3 was better tahn hoi2 was better than hoi1
>england and france landing in the balticsthat screenshot looks like some rydz-smigly fantasy
my imperator mega campaign is absolute dogshit in vic2 thanks to eu4 and its AI blobs
post it
Three Hurrahs for Deutschland!Hurrah!Hurrah!Hurrah!
three ughs for germanyughughugh
Hearts of Iron IV nation tier list:1. Germany2. USA3. Soviet Union4. Great Britain5. Japan6. France7. Italy
irl ww2 nation tier list1. usa2. soviet union3. germany tied with great britain4. france5. japan6. italy
>>2384747vicky 2 culture tier list1. south forest bantu2. central bantu3. northwest bantu4. zulu5. mongo6. platinean
whats that
bros im reading marcus aurelius and he writes that a small fire is extinguished by an obstacle, however a big fire consumes the obstacle to burn even brighter and thats lirereally the tantric law of inversion!!! how do these people from other sides of the planet come up with these concepts independently its just freakin amazeballs to me oh my science./gsg/ where i can play as marcus aurelius emperor of the roman empire?
eu:rome
marcus aurelius was kind of an L emperor for having a retard as a his designated successor
he did it because he knew it would be funny
he did it to gimp himself just like i do in my ck2 campaigns when my empires grow too strong.keeps things interesting
^ factplaying a slovenly halfwit tyrant and destroying your realm through sheer incompetence and malice is fun because then you get to rebuild it and clean up some of those messy internal borders in the process.
the spenglerian cycle of death and rebirth...
which gsg is the transest
transcarpathia
hoi4 by far
I want to like EU5 but it´s kinda exhausting. Will probably just do one Germany and one Byzantium run and then not play again for 2 years.
nigga more people are playing eu4 than eu5
https://steamcharts.com/app/236850https://steamcharts.com/app/3450310she's righthow can we fix eu5?
missions unironicallyoh and fix the 90% of game systems that are brokenand add actual content to countries so people can play more than like 10 of them and have a unique and interesting experiencesandboxtroons ruined the game
I never liked eu4 either. It ruined my mega campaigns from ck2-vic2
eu5 is a dnb and that's a good thing
show the vic2 world
>missionsNo. Fuck you. Just because you need someone to give you tasks like the bimbo bitch you are doesn´t mean we all would enjoy it. FREEDOM IS NON-NEGOTIABLE
>show the vic2 worldHave nothing saved. It was on my old PC and seeing that shit made me rage-quit
eu5 doesn't have missions in any form? that's like the biggest thing that makes a country unique, it at least gives you a guideline of what you should do while the game rewards you for doing so. What's supposed to make each country campaign unique?
no, the biggest thing that makes a cunt unique are its people and its geographic locationliqqy didn't need mission trees to have countries feel completely different
if you have any hopes after seeing this from the first dlc for eu5 then i think you should reassess your expectations
the difference is that vic2 has like one nation per region so there's a lot less variety. during eu's timeline there are so many more nations and options so there should be something to make them more unique
reminder gayreeks had to tap into larpmode to appeal to anglos that thought ancient greeks were the direct ancestors of the gayreeks of the 18th/19th century medieval peasants
there's this little thing called national ideasto this day you have people arguing which daymio is the best
national ideas are just a part of it, missions are the main thing that makes nations different and unique.
>something to make them more uniqueEU5 could do something with culture groups,pops,characters,the nation itself,units and buildings to make them feel unique. Missions are external and for me they feel like a chore. I never have fun doing them unless they happen to coincide with my conquests. CK2 and Vic2 have less depth than EU5 but nations still feel unique without any mission trees.
of course there's the question is whether or not every single tiny cunt has to be uniquewould it really matter if you formed as toscania vs siena?
when was the last time a nation had a real idea
germany had an idea how to resolve a problem plaguing europebut johan isnt ready for that conversation
in CK3 when you get to a specific point every nation just feels the same, especially as you blob relying on geographic location for variety is just stupid
The perfect gsg would be ck2 and vic2 fused together.
that's just imperator
imperatorwhatever happened there
can't wait to play as grey eminence epstein in the vicky and cicky fusion
everyone plays the kill all the nigger mods for liqqy that add railroading and pseudomissions
Imperator is good but antiquity is kinda boring.
kinda like how the eu5 start date is boring
what's boring about it?
i'm not that guy and i don't find it boring but i think 1444 is a much better start date because it's so much closer to colonizationeu5 is essentially a medieval gameme, i would start the game off in 1492 personally
speaking of mega campaigns what happened to the tayuan mega campaign?
>2
>2i was competing with the roman empire and their empire was more homogenous
>55.53kpost population of the new world
niggas will play megaslop where haiti is a great power and think "yeah this is good"
that reminds me i still have to play that crimeamod campaign where i unite all the negroes of the new world as haiti
55.53k what? apples, oranges?
sorry meant to type -55.56khope that clears things up
Did the vic2 hater find a better game yet?
no. in fact he never will.
i hope he has because i've played every playable cunt in liqqy and i'm looking for something new
>post population of the new worldbolivia has a shitload of pops.also haiti has this province for example
>antioquia>is not in syriai don't get it
https://youtu.be/GXa9BHt6T-8(d)v___v(b)
the start date is kinda boring because it doesnt produce interesting outcomes 50-100 years in unlike 1444 or 1453 where the initial conditions are better suited to thatmaybe the underlying systems are to blame more than the start date but that will take more fixes to tell
fascist grossegermaniums
>>>/v/737554398I saw this thread and thought wow maybe we should make this a mod be a mod for darkest houram i rght or am i right? i mean it woudld be better?
i could take it or leave it
eu5's start date is genuinely trash. The whole point of every gsg up until that point is that it's based around an event (or events) that changed the course of history to some significant degree. nothing significant happened in 1337 - the outcome of the hundred years war wouldn't be decided until basically the end and such a conflict can't be simulated in a gsg anyway.it's the same reason why pre-1066 ck2 start dates are utterly dogshit: nothing happens, the world is a bunch of random tiny statelets with no impetus or identity.the black death is maybe semi-interesting the first time you sit through it, beyond that it's a chore and the game would be better if, at the very least, the start date was set at the tail end of it - playing the aftermath, the effective reset back to zero, rather than having to wait through it every single campaign.the black death is already tedious in ck2, but at the very least its character-driven gameplay means that you get some curveballs in the indiscriminate way it carves through courts leading to a bunch of unexpected characters inheriting realms they would otherwise have no business ruling.
I just don't see how Germany is supposed to defeat the Soviet Union.
1066 isn't even a significant date outside of britain, unless you're playing in the north sea region the date is completely irrelevant to you.I agree that it's stupid to make the date right before the black death though
West Francia and Lothrangia and East Francia and Lombardy and The Eastern Roman Empire aren't statelets.
>>2385569Nah, even the first time it's boring as fuck. You are just going to lose 40%-60% of your population and there is nothing you can do about it.
woah /gsg/ was right
>1066 isn't even a significant dateits fallout was so significant that it becomes half of the basis for the start date of eu4it's significant for the period because it inextricably linked england and france for the next 400 years. it's an interesting moment in history because you have three players fighting for the same throne, but it also serves as a good jumping off point for the game leading up to the crusading era which begins ~30 years into the game.in any event, my point wasn't that it's the most amazing pivotal moment that changed everything for everybody immediately - neither is the same true for the fall of constantinople - but that the start date is based on a historically significant event that changed history and one that you, the player, can decide the outcome of.>even the first time it's boring as fucki was trying to be generous and play the devil's advocate
AND WHAT ABOUT 1444?? HUHHH!!!?????
I love multiculturalism.
When will crimeamod get a new update?
I was asking the same thing. Then some wise anon(or even the dev himself) said that crimeamod is already perfect and needs no update. I couldn´t argue against that.
>>2383522EU Vee is fun, why does it run like shit though?>Kedah to malaysia playthrough
cringemememod
cringememegame
>turn-based strategy>no rts
what if a eu where every time you wanted to send a diplo request you had to stand in place for a diplomatic altercation a la tng picard and the other alien race was /gsg/er (naked) and says only "sorry, but i must blobbing"
crimeadev has other stuff to care about
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_Kiev
keef
>AND WHAT ABOUT 1444?? HUHHH!!!?????varna crusade was cool
02indonesiaserbiaturgayschweizi don't get why indonesia is so cheap when the land is great and since we will fill it with huwhite men instead of indogs there is literally 0 disadvantage in these days of prophylaxis against malaria
did you know that indonesia is big?
yes
I'm pretty sure that's Monaco, bud...
>735,358 milesamerikans raus
you're telling me a single country can properly exploit all of this?i am now a firm believer in colonial egalitarianism. each european country should have its own cute colony to properly manage instead of the big empires hogging all of it while it goes to waste
its discontinuous and full of gay mountains tho
exactly, perfect to give to separate countries and see how well they manageugh... imagine small (still fucking huge) slices of south america given to the big german princesimagine how different a saxon settler colony would be compared to prussian to bavarian to rhenish to hanoverian
why is south america so shitholy? can someone explain?
south americans
Thinking of trying Imperator Rome, never played it before, what's the verdict here
it's ok, certainly better than eu4, but by allah is it boring
that's just peruargentina on the other hand seems quite comfythe rest are just jungles
if americans (germans) settled in south america there wouldnt have been an amazon forest left by 1900
>he doesn't know
If the right americans (germans) were controlling it I think the amazon wouldn´t be in danger
i must have been the last (cis) human male to assemble a chaturbate harem before they made it illegal to view in australia,... someone bring the devastating angels i tire of this pathetic world
was wondering how on earth i imagined the above to be an appropriate post to make but it does relate tangentially to the post above that one about data retention (facescan or no camgirls)
https://youtu.be/M4eDmPYJd5Msolving these captchas now is hell
>>2386372conservationism is the first positive commandment handed down to adam and his sons the second being to pump juicy *****all politics is auxillary to these two ideals
conserve deez nuts faglord
none any of the above is in earnest, , all satirethe folllowing statement nothing but genuine:""new enoch inri is fire !!!!""'
People complain about AI in grand strat games but would not actually like a good AIBecause a good AI on a stronger country would just eat you, literally nothing you can do since combat is just a numbers comparison in these games(retarded game design)>>2386127do you mean weather wise or demographics wiseThats a mountain range, kinda normal to have weird weather along it
but i like when the ai is good which is why i play krimmod
>>2386112This is the problem with the fixed growth rates you see in paradox GSG'sThirdie shitholes can't catch up if everyone is growing at 2% a yearDespite the fact your gran colombia is bigger than all of europe combined....
now that i think about it liqqy is the only paradox game where the ai regularly declares war on mein eu4 or ck2 i'm pretty much always the one initiating wars outside of some highly specific scenarios of playing as rome or grenada, or things like scripted succession warsanother thing that makes liqqy great
>America.... le bad
actually i only play gs to *self-insert* and to ___role-play____ and therefore when the ai is complete retard tier it <<breaks my immersion>>
eu5 was designed to appeal to every gsg'er circa 2023's fantasy and it doesn't even work. what is next for the genre?
Good AI would have to be cautious about the other good AIs who would take advantage of their ongoing wars.Good AI therefore would not treat every war it fights as totaler Krieg and would only be able to commit a certain number of soldiers to a given front.Good AI would have strategic goals outside of blobbing all over every weaker nation around it and be interested in curbing the strategic goals of its rivals, intervening in their wars against smaller nations.Good AI would consider alliances based on aforementioned goals and not just "your army size +40" "your navy size -20"Good AI is multidimensional and does not begin and end at its aggression towards weaker nations and its tactical competence.
"good ai" traditionally means 'competent challenging computer opponent in your nanna's yahtzee gamegood ai these days would be a computer player with believable personhood who does the above while also playing to artistrythe reddest pill on the matter is that singleplayer gsgs suck and i can't wait for ragnarok
let me know when you find ai that's that good
36 can't speak for eu4 but ck2 ai just compares its total troop numbers to yours when making war decisions and weighs it against their "rationality", so it only declares war when either you've just badly lost a war or you've had your vassal levies slashed by a vassal revolt, or if the ai is a zealous lunatic of a different religion
*hires indonesians to roleplay as ai cunts in multiplayer*
>giga hyped for eu5 >has all the mechanics I want and seems to become the best gsg of all time>*releases*>it´s tedious, not fun and bloated, everything feels hands-off/weird>fucking sucks that I can´t enjoy it even after 150 hours of trying>on top of that I suddenly have no fun playing other gsgs anymorehow to recover from this
>>2387033EU5 ruined 4 for me desu 4 feels like playing a board game. EU5 may have its faults but at least there's stuff to do instead of just prepping for the next war.
>>2387033You WANT a good simulation, but you NEED the bad arcade
me, i'm playing sÖyllaris
me i'm playan lost technology
because they're dumb
mooooods he's asking questions
a gsg often feels deepest at first, until either historical knowledge or mastery of its systems exposes how shallow it truly is.
expecting gsgs to appeal to history buffs was your first error
but gsguhs create history buffs
through inspiration, surebut the pupil outgrows the master
did i ever tell you the tragedy of iulius caesar the wise?
i don't care about the romans, there is way more interesting history out there
why would you specifically not care about a segment of history? are you a hipster?
he's carthaginian
i'm not a hipster, i just think romans are overrated and discussed far too much in here, and like i said there is way more interesting history out there
>greatest empire known to man>overratedk bud
the greatest empire known to man was actually usa back in the 20th century, but okay
>but okayi accept your concession
rum is certainly a popular historical topic, but i don't remember the last time it was discussed here
>renders your statement false>you somehow think that's a concessionwasn't sure you were retarded, but now i'm certain>rumdon't remember the last time i drank it>but i don't remember the last time it was discussed herei equate gsg players doing rome runs in gsg to gsg players talking about rome in gsg,as the run makes the player's choice in nation to be the topic of the day
for me, it's saxony
stop impersonating me
what is the ideal grand strategy game for a byzaboo?
unironically eu4, because in ck2 playing as rome is too easyand if you're a terminal byzaboo then vic2 with krimmod
I didn't know for a good few years that The Byzantine Empire was actually The Roman Empire.This is what Western historical revisionism does to you.
western school curricula don't even teach about the byzantine empirethere are far more important issues (the transatlantic slave trade, the holocaust, women's suffrage) to educate children about.
for me, i thought the romans were just characters from the bible and movies just like the pharaoh, and that the greeks were some mystique god of war shitimagine my face when i learned that we actually got christianity from themi didn't even know the byzantine empire even existed till 2021
how did you play grandi strategy games without knowing about the eastern roman empire?
Because Romania isn't on the map until HoI
personally I am of the belief that the ottomans were the true romans
Hellenic Romans > Muslim Romans > Christian Romans
everything after the roman kingdom was a larp
t. tarquin the vain
funny how in the new eu5 dlc paradox will let you larp as hellenic romans as byzantium (not like after 1204 the succession was broken)but in ck3 larping as hellenic romans is completely unthinkable and the devs go out of their way to shit on the idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7qa374FfXohoi4 is good now
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>>2387276But you can still go Hellenic Roman in CK3?
hellenism exists in the game afaik
>>2383522why was this image deleted?
because it's furfaggotry
anthropomorphic animals are not against the rulesin fact we have 2 (two) boards dedicated to discussing the works of disney
it was off-topic, for oneyour furfag rage has blinded you enough to realize the op image is off-topicget better taste next time lmao
how is a großgermania not on topic? this is THE groBgermanische generaland i'm not even the furfaggot, i'm just sick and tired of the janitorial staff (or niggers as i like to call them)
aka your brown homeland
i wish vic2 had a nation designer
i am living proof that not all of discord is tranny
yet
*designs a nation that accepts both germans and poles*finally... peace in europe...
a nation designer? for memegame2? what parameters would your desired nation designer have, then? depending on the answer, it would make the game even more of a memegame
but he clearly said liqqy not memegame2; memegame2 already has a character designer
liqqy and memegame2 are synonymous
actually memegame2 is whatever sequel i dislike chuddie
memegame2: bannerlord
more liek blunderlord amirite lol
23biblically accurate reconstruction period
kino kalifornia
viva californication
hotel california is the better song with california in title
johan moved to nihon
>Spain just eats Portugal including colonies and Catalonia>France beats up Rome with easetime for more balkanization
just make portugal 2 states so they can't eat it and put it in the sphere of england (or spain herself)also why are the turks so small? i recall them being big in eu4 ))
How would Japan be balkanized after a collapse?38turkey got nuked in instambul and ankara I just need to figure how to make uncolonized land via nation designer in eu4
And what about Australia? New Zealand? Didn´t edit them yet. Will Asian immigrants do any sectarian activities or will they allow aboriginies to steamroll them?
i have an idea but i need you to show africa first
what's the point of a megacumpaign if you're just gonna edit everything?
This is just an edited eu4 1820 start converted to vic2. I had this idea of a post ww3 scenario in vic2 but I am not a modder so I just use the nation designer and simple savegame edits.
well if you already have a boer state then just give it to the british or some other plausible colonizer
There will be no colonial states at the beginning because everyone will be fucked. The Boer state is just the real world city Orania that expanded a bit after all the chaos.
Is the new patch finally gonna fix Vicky?
but the voortrekkers are colonists
did you know that you could fit 317 polands in the pacific ocean?
how many more is that than the number of interwar Polands you could fit in there?
probably not by much
Oh look, jannies being retards againReminder that the furry community is like 99% white
>jannies delete all the posts after the post calling them retardsweird flex, but okay
we're being oppressed
but they didn't remove the posts that actually insulted themi don't get it
that's what i meant by weird flex
>92 deleted posts
>the furry community is like 99% whitelmao
aryan hobby though
>considerably more furries in uk and germany than surrounding countriescould be turks
it's a german-speaking site
so there are disproportionately lots of german-speakers in uk too huh
that's a map from 2013, uncs
why do you think they're called anglo-SAXONS, huh???????
so what was the point of meijis restoration if he just became a figurehead to some elected guy within a decade again anyway
2013 or 2026, the year doesn't really matter in this casefurries aren't going to magically disappear from the uk or germanyif anything, the furry prevalence has only gotten worse since then because western civilization decay
>western decay is when people have fun in ways I do not approve of
wave your pride flag high
>>2388040>when the last remigration flight takes off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBQg5FIJp2w
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hn5fcdz1-I(TT______TT)
Would you play an official fantasy Paradox game? One set in a swords and magic kind of fantasy world.
only if it's goodso no, i would not play an official fantasy paradox title
can't remember the last time i played fantashitgrew out of that crap in my early 20s
i use 75 magic mana to fireball your armypoof
I used 400 military mana to increase my army's combat ability by 5%
*uses 25 bird mana to make your consort cheat on you*
i take that back, i played solium infernum for three whole days yesterdaythe only good fantashit is the biblically related kindand no, elves and dwarves are not biblical, tolkien fantashit is a mash-up of two different things into one
>yesterdayalmost two weeks ago* i meant
it was on topic
it's a good game released in 2009 with very kino art
07what did he mean by this?
he's having a seizure
i meant it was on topic
82yes but only if it has fully 3D modeled anthro females
>fully 3d modelledi would prefer ck2 portraits
I played a Hearts of Iron IV game as France and I lost to Germany.
17I think both are goodck2 style portraits are better for modding though
you won't lose if you play as hyperborea
I don't know which nation that is.
>>2388123Modern day Bulgaria
I have already won as Great Britain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3kgofxvrsc
>Would you play an official fantasy Paradox game? no why would i do that when i can play dominions 6: rise of the pantokrator instead
What´s the goal as Bulgaria in gsgs?
the same as their goal irl, to rule the roman empirewhy am i getting so many star of david captchae?
goal of bulgaria is to be a steppe wolf
when is the next goy patch gonna be out so i can slop my game up with johans latest shit
thrace larp is more accuratethey wanna own everything between danube and aegean and be a cute lil rectangle
rectangular bulgariarectangular wallachiarectangular croatiarectangular austria-hungary
BVLGARIA NA TRI MORETA
bulgaria with all of trakia/macedonia/dobrudja is epic
wow, all these bulgaria posts just because i said hyperborea
any time you mention a second- or third-world shithole on the internet, the entire population will come out to hijack the topic of discussionBulgaria, Brazil, Indonesia...
wat sey???
give me credit i was the first reaction with the frog and all
>>2388176>tfw you can´t blob because you like all nations except Albania and T*rkeyI just can´t hurt my frens :(
colonize krim
blob them into being your subjects and then create christianized vassal league in anatolia
>>2388176so true bro
akshually thats numod checkmate atheist youve been exposed
what on gods green jew is that map
numod balkan borders are so bad
yeah i agree independent landlocked wallonia is just disgusting
>cucked by the OttomansI bet they'll ally Persia right after too. Haven't played in a while, going for some cheevos in Arabia. Yas is very fun, I would reccommend. How fares the campaign anons?
how would independent wallonia with sea access would look like?
>>2388266>lower lotharingia>is more up
it's north not up
don't reply to me ever again
why did suebia stole land
you would do the same thing if you had the chance
The uppest part of the map is the tallest and the lowest part of the map is the shortest.
are suebia and swabia related :o
we'll never know
actually its up the universe is anisotropic and it coincides with the earths axis of rotation
the earth has 4 corners
>>2388271just look at the map its up
up would be towards you, down would be away from you
the only way that map isnt up is if youre from the global south in which case your a NIGGER and dont deserve an opinion on up/down semantics
i played vicky3 japan without owning the dlc and i had an average experience. will i pay 30 (or 48) € to play it again?lol
you're confusing north with up and being rude to boot -____-
-__-
you cant even invade taiwan without fighting the entire chinese armies even when they dont have a single boat because they've never changed it
you mean the down will rise again
niggers
what if some sideways alien comes along and forces us to use left and right would it be left lotharingia or right lotharingia
>north and south are social constructsackchually upper and lower are social constructs
2385467i didnt kill myself yet fren just busy with uni and for some reason my game crashes 1 year into the campaign
also I dont know how to fix this yurop
>busy with uniwhat major?
indigenous women's studies
check the log it'll tell you what's causing the crash
the log says your fatass mom's causing the crash
been wondering why china had been completely passive all game.got really concerned when pillaging china didn't fire any events and i had to start firing the raid event manually once a year, but the protector general never did anything about it.but when temujin arrived and the mongol invasion of china never ended after 25 years, i did some more digging and realised the expanded swmh map mod was using a pre-jade dragon 00_on_actions.txt with no references to china whatsoever.so my alan campaign has been completely botched by a broken china.oh dear.
Did you know that Jesus Christ was reborn in China?It led to the deaths of millions.
Why yes, yes I did.
oh yeah?well did you know that a Japanese noble faked his death and moved to Mongolia and became a warlord and went on to establish the largest contiguous empire in human history, slaughtering millions when there were way fewer people to slaughter?
stalin was japanese????
oh yeah?well did you know that genghis khan was reborn in austria, fought in the russo-japanese war, fought in world war 1, fought in the russian civil war against the bolsheviks, and liberated mongolia from chinese rule, and resumed his search for the entrance to shambhala (agartha)?
chingis khan was reborn as broz tito?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_von_Hagenbachthe first war crime trial in history was in May 1474Theodoro fell to the Ottomans in 1475there is a direct link (Roman kingdom->Roman republic->Roman empire->Eastern Roman empire->Empire of Trebizond->Theodoro), with no foreign conquest, between a state that was around during the existence of neo-Assyria, the inventors of the war crime, and a state that was around during the invention of the prosecution of the war crime itself
did the assyrians invent the laws of war?war crimes are breaking the laws of war, so they can only happen after some sort of a law of war was codified and cannot happen without the law existing
yeah
Assyria was so fucking cool
kot
In Assyria, he would be called Ashurkot
gothic gyperborea is back. this is where i left off previously.if you remember, this was the guy who reformed the germanic faith.i played a little bit here and there since then. ill be posting a brief recap.
so he died. and his son rose to the throne. an even brighter theologian.
if you remember, the germanic ireland blobbed all over the place but converted to christianity.there are still some germanic lords left. and one of them inherited the kingdom and i secured an epic alliance with him.
oops wrong screenshot, heres the correct one
and fast forward seven years, i did some unification of the hyperborean lands here and there, steadily progressing toward the creation of the scandinavian (hyperborean) empire.this is the current state of affairs. taking things easy for a while because my vassals are angry about going to war so much.and the realm is still unstable. the scandinavian south-east is feudal and ruled by goths but the north and west is ruled by norse tribals and they are a bit mad so i dont want to spike their cortisol too much because constant infighting in turn spikes my own cortisol.
the jomsvikings are cool. they hold a few byzantine provinces. current head is from my dynasty.
>>2389133>reformedDid they change something? I thought that the Jomsvikings in particular were supposed to stay unreformed
>generic ck2 reformed norse viking blob c. 2013 but the culture tab says gothic what are you doing that's unique
goths use greek gfx which is more white than scandinavians
this nigga playing ck2 without hip :skull:
>what are you doing that's uniquewell, for one its a mega campaign. secondly, i have some quirky ideas for how this campaign could play out down the line and cool ideas for gimping myself.
43i like ck+ better
is there a CK2+SWMH compatibility mod
vgh...his heir is catholic but the two next in line after that are germanic.maybe theres hope for eternal friendship between britain and hyperborea
crusader kings isn't crusader kings without malidid yuo know the richest man in history was masta musa who gave away so much free gold that he made all the dumb arabs poor then he paid for the pyramids to be built
wow black people are so cool
how can he be rich if his money becomes worthless the moment he tries spending it
cool it with the antisemitic remark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD2euBUt0Zs
pretty funny how in ck3 the wholesome nigger chungerino religions that are wholesome always get overran by muslim chuds
prepared invasion of lotharingia... damn
upper or lower?
both
niggas will look at 07 and think yeah this is a believable world
Wow! Look at how big The Ukraine is!Central Francia better watch out.
vgh the new british emperor is reformed germanic and britannia has its own patriarch.... ugh ugh ugh
north or south
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who%3F_Who%3F
>next ck3 update is focusing on economy and tradei have hope bros
Imagine getting to play as the guy who calls for Crusades.
I don't have to imagine shitt. only plays leader of temporal faiths
you just reminded me, I should do another ck3 hellenic campaign where I reform and become the high priest of hellenism and hellenize europewhat greek state should I do this time though? maybe syracuse
march of the fags
what a cursed great powers list
CK2 question:No mods; all DLCs active; default rules.I have a negative opinion modifier of 10 for 10 years for enacting tax shifted obligations for church vassals. After two months the modifier disappears. Furthermore the effects of swaying, be they successful or not, either double their effect (-20 instead of -10), have the opposite value from what the tooltip showed, and sometimes they just won't take effect at all.Help appreciated; I can't find anything out there other than AI hallucinations with this Brave New Kosher internet.
whats your checksumright now i'm thinking it's some mod not uninstalling properly, try verifying integrity
he's probably a pedo and got some bootleg "debloated" version
There's a reason men have always said dogs, not women, are their best friends.
don't pretend to speak for meneither of them are my friendsthe only friends I need are bears (not of the homosexual variety)
but do you actually have any bear friends?
bear arms are human rights
yeah there's this one who visits me every day at workI just stuff people's food waste into a picnic basket and leave it sitting around and let him think he's so smart for "stealing" them without me noticing. hook, line, and sinker
stinker*
How do Vic 2 players deal with the world's economy collapsing every time they load a save?
we play the whole game in 1 session because the game doesnt run like crap
it's also a very short game for the genre, ignoring performance altogethercan genuinely bang out a run in like six hours tops
isn't it crazy how liqqy3 doesn't keep track of more things than liqqy2 yet runs so much worse?literally where the fuck does the computer performance go?
you have to understand that it's a sequel to a memegame, so of course it's going to run worse
paradox new engine eats a lot of performance just for the mapyou can zoom in and see all the lil trees
Victoria 2 is short because games didn't have very good nutrition back in the early 2010s.Modern games like EU V are tall.
^ i love these sorts of jokeshitting concrete from that height is like hitting water
>paradox publisher saleget your slop!
*consumes concrete*
can't believe there are probably some gsgeers that don't know who grandi was
I did an Ottoman campaign in Victoria 3 and it was going really well until Japan invade me and defeated my 300 thousand troops with only about 50 thousand of their own.Only Allah knows why those guys were so formidable.
IN THIS THREAD GRANDA IS A HERO. HE HATED WOMEN AND MADE HISTORICAL PRUSSIA MODEND OF STORY
i hope he gets away from you
are you meaning to tell me that there are possibly people who have started coming to /gsg/ in the past six years? no way
but grandi left like 2 years ago
but you guys have been saying that he's been gone for many years now
2018 was 3 years ago
schizo
give me a country to play in vicky
brazil
new world is boring -____-no one ever attacks you because you're surrounded by sudacas and if you play well you're the only one really getting immigrants (you and usa). in evropa and asia it's much more of an even playing field
huh?
sorry i meant to say i don't play brown countries
Prussia.
switzerland into germany (with french and italian accepted)
https://www.moddb.com/mods/crimeamod
Why would you name your mod after a Ukrainian territory?Wish that more modders could be like the creators of Anbennar.
you might have heard of this little know war that took place there
fuck wrong image
Britain really went from hiding from Napoleon and getting ambushed by Americans to force-drugging Chinese people and peninsular mogging Russia.
the war on crime a was a complete disaster for the french and british
the crime mod war
cry meme a mod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm8glkyuk4oDoes anyone even play liqqy on youtube who isn't a tranny
i likec cute trannies
i hate blobbers so fucking much
unf... dboipussy...
vic2 trannies are based but that guy isnt trans
these vic2 trannies are the most disgusting thing I have seen in the last 2 weeks
is this a tranny or a foid? I genuinely cannot tell
>>2390367It does, because it subdivides pops by employment
It´s time for an intervention at Paradox. Someone needs to tell them that the economy should be abstracted and that there wasn´t planned economy in 1400.
cute ireland
>>2390705how do you know he's a tranny? his voice seems normal and abundant t
same way you can instantly tell when someone's a fag and throw a ball at a target
but saying all memegame2 players is kind of absolutist, don't you think
they can't all be trannies, c'mon
>CK to EU converter maps Marcionism to WaldensianismgrossI would mod it to make Marcionism its own thing but that requires figuring out modifiers to give to it
if all liqqy players were trans that would imply an abundance of gsg trannies
who do you think has been spamming all the furry nonsense in this thread
the fox-loving (i suspect russian) furfag who is active on /trash/. i wouldn't be surprised if it's the same guy who spams /pol/ with furry porn
>she visits /pol/
you may not be a man but you'll never be a woman either
how despicable does a man have to be dislike foxes????
human love has a limit. an iota spent on foxes is an iota taken from byzantium. you're a spiritual whore and i'm ashamed of associating with you.
>his love isn't infinite
byzantium is a pejorative term doe, not one of endearment
it's like calling your wife a baby you're not actually a pedophile
no it's like calling your wife "that mistake i made 20 years ago"
byzantium is a cute name
byzantine empire on the otter hand sounds most epic and imperial
roman empire
woman empire
broman empire
woman empiwe
pedoman empire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbbYjxS-l70
Adolf to MrbeastEdit: TYSM GUYS FOR 10K LIKES !!!! :D
how do you edit posts here ?
surely george v would go straight to elizabeth ii would go straight to obamna
truea lot of these could've been shorter i imagine
these games of connecting random people are always fun, i really like them
:o
what's the point of the bottom right image? is that not natalia in the bottom centre image?
wow natalia met mr roach? i thought she was based
1) she cute2) so that the photo collage fit retard
primo, not with that schnozz she's notsecundo, there are other ways of making it fit with just 5 images, retard
there yugo
we can skip trump if we substitute nixon with teh queen
>erdogan after that pic was taken
11https://www.wunc.org/science-technology/2013-02-05/cockroaches-obsessive-grooming-habit
nixon now
>battalions: 4looks like we finally have an answer for the age-old question
"This is a historical character"God that's pathetic. Really takes you out of the experience when the game has to bash you over the head with that.In any case, there were enough real people in the timeframe that, when the situation calls for it, the correct historical character could be generated pretty much every time. That is, if they cared about the system at all beyond injecting a few characters into it for ebin meme extraction potential. zomg pope lenin xd king karl marx xdd president harriet tubman xddd
why would they care about a system past a simple meme potential for redditposts and youtube thumbnails? they're bound by fiduciary duty to maximize profit after all, fleshing out mechanics is literally illegal
Tiny tanks would ironically be great for police but we're still stuck in the WW1 mentality of it being a privelege, even preferred for the lower class to die in service because of the prussian public schooling model. Shame, it would probably result in fewer deaths overall because you could negotiate a surrender from the safety of your bullet proof metal can impervious to blickies and cut down ARs.
>>2391195kino
moooods he's molesting me
what did 52 mean by this?
have a 'date' with a girl i used to hang out with in highschool, wish me luck bros
always keep at the back of your head the fact that she's taken nautical miles of cock since then
we used to go to freeparties/raves and do drugs together so maybe not nautical miles but probably something similar. im not looking for anything serious desu but i enjoy her company
Have fun, lad
hello me lads, today on our episode 7 of shogunate japan we'll be navally invading turkey to free greek cores
>with a girlgaaay
you're not johan he hasn't been seen in 5 months.
of course he's not johan, johan is from the balkans he's incapable of being salf-aware of his comical nationalism
yung johan
i wonder what he's up to... is he still trolling /vst/?
shouldn't have done face revealturks have found him
t.johan is easy to summon just say something bad or incorrect about greece or greek history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR7-bxHxR7Ui hope you guys don't skip the breechloaded rifles tech
>>2391417greeks are not gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmjrfXO0mdk
The number of nearcelish non-sentient males with > 1,000 hours on CK and the like is mind-blowing. Exactly the ones to get cheated on, to male-posture yet to stay in the cuck chair, to marry yet to get ruthlessly divorce-raped, to hold Chud opinions yet to do nothing about them, in one word to keep taking it up the ass.
that wasn’t one word
what are your thoughts on space gsg?My options are the following>Stellaris (classic)>Terra Invicta (ChatGPT says it's quite challenging)>Distant Worlds 2>GalCiv IVI'm downloading GalCiv IV right now, looks like Civ in space more than a gsg but w/e. Can't wait to see your opinions on the matter.
i think that spacegame is soulless and that your games are slopfest or voidfest (heh) if you will, at best.
my favorite gsg is sid meier's alpha centauri
conceptually i like the idea but the execution is always dogshit and everything is needlessly overcomplicated because sci-fi is the smarterest genre
add starsector and distant worlds universe (dw1) to that list>galcivnever played, simply because it looks like shit compared to stellaris and it's turn-based which i don't like>stellarisshitlaris is good because it goes beyond games like eu4 and vic2, allows you almost limitless possibilities of what to be, the unique opportunity to craft your own race and nation from government and racial climate preference and ship/station architecture (humanoid, insectoid, fishoid, plantoid, avian, molluscoid, etc. types), down to starting ethics and abstract traits that give stat bonuses and maluses, and also provides (if you buy all the portrait pack dlc) a very wide collection of portraits for you to chooseyou can also choose your destiny in how you want to roleplay in the game, where your nation starts with one government form and moves to another, things that happen to your nation can involve a combination of things like a spiritual evolution into either psychics or cyborgs and/or ai, and/or genetic modification, or becoming a savior race or a nemesis race, evolve from enslavers to egalitarians and then back if you choose, put in policy to allow you to even eat your selection of races that you conquerbuild planet destroyers, planet pacifiers, mind-control stations, various levels of dyson spheres and dyson swarms, install observation posts over planets with intelligent life that start a randomly-generated distance of time from developing their own space program>terra invictai only played the demo, so my opinion on this game doesn't really matterthe game felt too long and involved too much grinding, even when focusing on one sizable country or another to dominate
>>2391967>starsectorit's basically mount & blade set in spacevery moddable, so many mods out thereif you like fancy-looking space ship aesthetics, then there are a lot of faction mods out therefly whatever you like, and git gud at itextremely fun, best played with the nexerelin mod which turns it into a space 4X/gsg-liteits real-time battle gameplay is the missing piece in what games like crusader kings and stellaris are missingbut anyways, it's not on steam, because the devs host it on their websiteyou can play it for free without even having to pirate it (just look up " sseth starsector" on youtube and if you watch the video, you'll find the keycode he provides somewhere in there for everyone to reuse)>distant worlds universeit's nice because of how vast you can make the map and because, unlike with stellaris, the game presents you a wide range of resources and their usefulness and lets you watch your npc vessels ship resources down your logistic lanesyou can manage how much of your nation is run by ai by tweaking the ai control in the settingsand depending on how much ai control you have enabled, you can choose to be the one planning colonization and/or resource extraction facilities based on locations of resources that you can choose to look up>dw2never played
date went well>feelsgoodmangroßaustriums[/spoiler
eu viewing guide:>eu1skippable>eu2skippable>eu3required>eu4recommended>eu5skip
there was a brief period where they were almost relevant historically because of a fuck-huge naval arms race
how can i view eu4
1st post >>23912852nd post >>2391970
you can tell that the date did in fact not go well because he is right back to blobbing in map paint simuladora euiiii
she pegged you didn't she
cant a man enjoy his sunday mappies?
nofuck youyou didn't even finish your desert and you're already blobbing in persia
i didnt want this smoke we couldve been wholesome chungus allies against the t*rk menace but they rivalled me and broke alliance so they must be punished
yas queen
now that i think about it i dont think ive ever seen a muslim country led by a woman
nor have i heard of a nation called yas
benazir bhuttokhaleda zia and sheikh hasinakyrgyzstan and indonesia have both had yes madam presidentstechnically, every muslim commonwealth country during the reign of elizabeth ii
i meant in game, i've heard of britain
can the poster above me kindly shush
watching american cable and uhhh it's all re-runs. what gives
what, they dont show the new season of the boys on cable?
didnt they execute her lol
isn't there some kind of restriction preventing women from taking over Muslim realms?which there shouldn't be, or at least not hard. it should be very very very unlikely, but you have both Arwa al-Sulayhi and Shajar al-Durr
I don't know if you can get female heirs (in fact I can't remember ever having one) but you can get Consort regencies and extend the regency until your heir dies
>peace deal
^what no nostalgiaussy does to a nigga.
hey kid, what does that zoomer word mean
YAS QUEEN SLAY
>>2392154I think you still can get Talented and Ambitious Daughter event, irregardless of religion, but I haven't played vanilla EU IV in ages
>blobbing past the peninsulawhat are your goals, other than colonizing australia?
>noGAI>conquest of kirKUK>/gsg/ gets a datewhat did God mean by this?
we are charlie kirkuk
273I guess you can get female heirs after all281Was going for a couple cheevos in the region; I need to form Arabia which requires provinces outside the peninsula. I wasn't planning to do much colonizing beyond some trade ports in India/Malacca/maybe a bit of China
>+0 babby>average claim>90 legitimacy>current ruler is only 33>heir is a womantime to fire up the baal statue
nice kotbut do you know why do the jannies persecute you so?
kotter
kotterbank
is that bezmenov on the right?
was it real communism when it was basically an elective monarchy
it wasn't real communism which is why mao split away from them
>ai blobbing mindlessly into the steppe
im backshould i let my people become opioid addicts?
is this with mods or is this a vanilla conversion?anyway why should you care about the hongkongers smoking some shit when your primary pops are 5 megameters away?
2392857eu4 to vic2 adds the option to make the output mod be based on hpm
i'm thinking of forcing germany to exist with commands to counter the french and ottoman blobs
what's the red?
2392875Britannia, they're gallic though
all of europe was, at a point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihGFpjMxNtg
which culture for a celtic reconquista mega campaign? Irish,Welsh,Breton,Pictish or Scottish?
>>2392899manx
>>2392899Cornish
how am i supposed to win this if I cant build units due to an international small arms shortage
noneceltic identity was invented in the 19th century purely as a seethe at the anglo and it's a seriously tired clichethey viewed each other as having no shared heritage up until that point and the irish were slaver-colonisers terrorising the britons long before anglo-saxons even showed up on england's shoresbut im genuinely curious what you'd even do in a mega campaign of this. it takes about a century to conquer all of britain and ireland in ck2; you'll just spend the next millennium just playing normal britain but it's green
capital in penzanceconquer western seaboard of france,, galicia????he became green for an amazing reason
make irregularsat this point restart
all you need is looovee
I need beverages
i need to blob
33So what´s the real identity if it´s invented? I always thought the Celts of Britannia and the Gauls were connected.
just tried it, the zero sugar version of pepsi literally tastes way better than the coke's one holy shit
if wine was given to man to make his heart glad can you tell me why i would even think to drink this,.. how you say, ''zero sugar pepsi" ???
mmmm... zero sugar pussi....come to think of it why don't they come out with a double serve of sugar soft drink. something hardcore you knowelse why even bother,, water, milk and juice are all superior
>125bavarian is the only true celt, everything else is copygentlemanly reminder that the old west made this thing legal tender and all it would cost you is a tenth of whatever you earned that week cattle ropin' vgh.... as we used to say back then. or, as i would say vgh! vgh! vgh! vgh!
i could use some beast of bavaria right now
sudacabros... not like this
get what
the implication that the sudacae would be upset. why would they be upset?
ruh roh shaggy
you're right i should never have stooped to using memespeak. i will leave it to the established redditcliques of your enoch inris and what have you
who? what the fuck are you talking about kid -_____-
brazil and bolivia getting SMASHED by australia would greatly improve the continent
thoughts on v3 having more playerbase than eu4 or eu5 ?
both of them in fact
87that's not a difficult war, because the arabian peninsula is actually quite defensive. the western side has mountain and the eastern marshesyou did build forts in defensive terrain, right?
Yeah I'm hoping I can just merc spam and use this to take the provinces I need for Arabia. Still going to be annoying they have over 200k troops and a shit ton of professionalism
why don't you have a shitton of professionalism?
Been at war almost constantly all game and when I wasn't I either was using mercenaries or needed the money
this is why you hire the free company at the benigging of the game when you have 0 professionalism to lose
France joined btw
ok and the date did she have pretty eyes ?
>3.98 morale>100% discipline>3% siege abilitydid you just not take any ideas? by this time you should have already completed inno-offensive-espionage and your armies should be super strong
204She does yeah205You have no idea how over it is
>1st battle of the warTook the next miltech and switched Infrastructure for Quality ideas. Kilwa was called in as well so I'm going to focus on them I think
EU5 bad?
bad ems
25yeah they are related inasmuch as slavs are related to balts and a huge pan-slavic union blob makes sense (i.e. it only does if you're a russian who has a primitive mongoloid urge to dominate)gaels and britons probably didn't even split from an immediate ancestor: they were likely two separate celtic migrations and the britons were more closely related to gauls than the gaels who had been present in ireland and britain - potentially just as a ruling class over the local early european farmer population - for centuries by the time they came over from france.larping as a briton fighting back the gaels in pictland and then going on to oppress the irish pirates, or being an irish coloniser enslaving the brythonic dogs and settling/assimilating from the west as an ironic reversal of the saxon settling from the east a la dalriada, makes more sense than holding hands as brothers in a heckin wholesome chungus celtic union.
who is he talking to?
>>2393427>>2393408>>2393125
>>2393431stop me kike
*stops you*
08My idea was less of a wholesome chungus celtic union and more of a brutal reconquista all over Europe and then closing the borders to achieve what the Germans never could - Festung Europa/Caer Ewrop
we have more evidence for holocaust than continental celts
that's because continental celts don't control the media
if it weren't for poland you wouldn't exist
ThIs Is WhY yOu HiRe ThE fReE cOmPaNy At ThE bEnIgGiNg Of ThE gAmE wHeN yOu HaVe 0 pRoFeSsIoNaLiSm To LoSe
are you quoting redhawk or laith :3
8 years and the last Ottoman ally is finally out. I still need to get to +40 warscore somehow. Total casualties are north of ~700k btw
>north of
>Army QualityThat's what I said chud
oh helloalan campaigner heregot banned for saying morrowind sucks on /vrpg/, ban expired, im back now, does anyone want to see my campaign? anyone even know what im talking about? hello?
>>2393154she would be hot if she lost 45lbs
you mean up of
Why do the EU4 toy soldiers look better than EU5 toy soldiers?
eu5 are basegame while eu4 are dlc
Big moves on the front
ur getting cooked
Say less
your best chance was to fight them on that ardabil fort why did u let the ottermans take it
It was way too far from the main frontline. France landed their entire army and I had to deal with Kilwa while making sure Basra and Al-Karak didn't fall. At this point though I'm confident we can win now that it's a 1v1. They've started slackening and as long as I keep rotating armies out I can chain battles with mercs to make sure they can't group up and overwhelm us
28yeah sorry nobody cares about ck2 anymore we've moved back onto eu4 sorry
i care about ck2
me too but not right now okay
eu4 screenshots are easiest to see what's going onpeak UI design as far as gsg goes imo
did you win..?
Working on it
Made some coffee and thought about the peace deal, this is what I came up with. I think I'm going to trucebreak the otters immediately after this war to take advantage of their weakened state. This
>not 100%ing the peacedeal>trucebreakfor what purpose? it's not as though their allies are still in the war
you might as well go for more. those bits of warscore arent that hard to get atp
is this winnable?
771 I don't want them to be able to recover and regain their manpower/find new allies. The economy is holding up fairly well and I'm at postiive stability so it wouldn't be much more work to permanently cripple them.772Yeah fair enough
28 why do you keep asking for permission just post or dont
leave him alone maybe he´s shy/introverted
or he´s maybe a she
do post
first try
I wanted to do more but they hired 80 gorillion mercenaries and starting blowing me the fuck out. Gonna wait a few months to see if they disband and then go back in
females love big countries this is known
Indeed. I'm gonna call it here but next time Otters are fucked
>do postOkay. Part 1 of the quick catchup. You can read this by looking at the dates in the pictures. Compressed for your convenience. Same arcs are displayed in the same line.New ruler, immediately met with what a lesser man would experience as a crisis of faith. We go full in. This concludes in the schizo arc, as pictured.Plenty of bullshit happened in the steppes. This can tire someone really quickly at that age...Part 2 tomorrow, hard to write since this is material from March. Catch up and then we go back to higher quality posts. You'll see why this is formatted like this.>Error: File too large.fuck you
>he did it againholy based
what did he mean by this
kurwa bloberhttps://youtube.com/shorts/-GM7UtxceDw
Opinions on NEBULOUS: Fleet Command?
@28redpill me on vrpgi quite like role playing games but never posted there
Time for round 2
varna crusade 3.0
I need advice on what to spend my life on this summer, i have until 1st of June to decide. Should i get the 3 month HoI4 subscription, the 3 month Stellaris subscription, the EUIV 3 month subscription or the Cities Skylines 3 month subscription?? I want to become really good at one of these games, i will play only one of them. Which one would (you) pick?
is this a real post or is this a joke post i can't tell
grim
buy a victoria 2 hpm subscription (comes with a free trip to sao paulo)
>>2394080real!!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_real
just play league of legends
league sucks atmplay tdm mode of pubg instead, it scratches your gaming need while still being casual as in don't waste too much of your time
if you have ever carried out the retarded idea of playing league of legends, then you do not belong in this general and need to go back
you've never made a mistake in ur life?
arumba plays dota and he's gsgcore
i didn't even know gsg was a thing before 2020do i belong in here
Massive defeat in Tabriz seals the fate of the T*rks. They put up a good fight for a 3v1 thoughbeit.
you've only posted in /gsg/ for 2 years? that's newfag territory
>2020 was 14 years agowtf
lmao based. proof johan is a t*rk btw
bro yassified arabia :skull: :skull: :skull:
>Better view of the yassified territories
Buckbreaking will continue until morale improves
yas
why does room temp water taste like vomit
brush your teeth
>modern hygiene psyop
^ smelly faggot
union of stupid smelly retards
d500 decides your thane
>26 years and 3 back to back warsSurely they won't just immediately recover from this>*looks into camera*
What´s your opinion on extended timeline?
I've heard mixed things about it but haven't played it. I should try it out sometime
absolute trash that just takes the flaws of eu4 and magnifies themgsgs are at their best when they focus on a single era dominated by 1 style of warfare and 1 style of governance because paradox is too incompetent to model more and especially to model the transition from one to another
it doesn't scale properly, you can start at any point in time and immediately earn over 1000 ducats a month while in the 21st century, you can literally annex all of germany for 62 warscore while the US at the other end of the pacific can only bite their fingers, unable to deploy a punitive force
....but enough about the real world
they made Mormonism its own thing but not the Qarmatians>who gives a shit about some random dead bumfuck Arab religious movementfair point on its own but between their harassment of the Caliphates and their raid on Mecca they have done far more to influence historical events than some random bumfuck Utah religious movement that gets special treatment
starting uncivilized is so cool
>desert cultists worshiping god's final prophet who are based extremists who sacked mecca and medina, nearly took baghdad and devastated the fertile crescent in the process and accelerated the abbasid decline, leaving them open to seljuk conquestvs>desert cultists worshiping god's final prophet who are retards who have done absolutely nothing of note in history
thats the classic playing china experience, you kill rebels always and forever because civilizing gives militancy and large pops are always mad
unga bunga
reichskommissariat starmerwaffen...
they dont even have a vst
>>2394501Who cares about Vic3?
tayuan... home
Is there any non-Paradox GSG's coming along for WW2 era?I know for Victorian there's Gilded Destiny, Cold War there's Espiocracy, the only WW2 GSG I could find was some failed turn based game series from years ago.
>>2394696War in the East, though it's just Barbarossa
>>2394529who are you talking about
>40 ducats a month from looting and war repsNeuron activation
Do we have ANY info on HoI5?
there is no hoi5 the same as there not being a vic3thats all we know
3d model of hitler will save hoi5
>goy4 is 10 years old in a monthwhat the fuck
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lapis niger
That didn't take long
>peace with Persia
>peace with Vijay
Me, I've made peace with never getting any vijay
My Great Janny, Vijay accepted our generous peace offerTerms: Vijay releases JeeasjeeThese countries will be guaranteed by Veesstee for the duration of their truce.Jeeasjee humiliated
>sultanawomyn...?
Gonna finish this war later. I was wondering why the turks were so strong despite being so small so I checked on pdx.tools how many devs clicks they had. Wtf man. 130>wamen I have a queen at the moment and my heir is a woman too
does /gsg/ looksmaxx?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di-ZIPt957s
no i greasyunwashedpeasantmax
me neither, i geopoliticsmaxxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNmPhsB8tpU
oh shit it's already dogshit youtube video sharing season lemme join inhttps://youtu.be/rca_I6cFrBA
i'm not gonna click any of them
why noooooot
bcuz they're shit
>making drinkstoo mundane for me, snore
actually it's time to dissociatemax. allies are helping way more than I expectedhttps://youtu.be/HQp01UVzOdw
typical eu4 player
must be a more enjoyable experience than playing memegame2
i still like ck2 more than eu4 doe
nothing wrong with that, both of those are more enjoyable than memegame2
i don't get ithow can ck2 and eu4 be both more enjoyable then ck2?
people that don't watch the youtube videos posted in this general are psychopaths that betray their allies in map painting games
i used to watch them back when they were good but their quality slumped considerably
memegame2 refers to eu2
euii
memegame2 is that one with the pops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUfIgetTcZM
MASSIVE BATTLE over the fort in Kayseri
wooooooooo
o___O
relevant
>memegame2 video>player speaks brown languagetypical
but he's playing vic2 not ck2 and speaking spanish not a brown language
the biggest mistake liqqy players make is underestimating arty techs
trap empire is backunfortunately most anatolian greeks have already converted to islam so we're a tad unstable and there might be a coalition coming for uswe also should move our capital soon since while our home is rich, the western provinces are entirely outside our control from here, either to smyrna or nikomedia
yoooooooo this nigga unironically playing eu5
>>20260506214900_1>he buyed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEoMLpFM7l4
>>2395368beautiful looking game & map
a flag for you
hunghr
magyar cigan
Leagues formed
yastria
The real winner in all of this is Aq Qoyonlu. The entire Middle-East is a devastated shithole
>ack qoyunlu
feel like pure shite just want belbun back
finally civilized, only took 41 years (i started in 1819)
for context this is what i'm dealing with rn
funky german cores
yeehaw
keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollonia
in what world does the byzantine empire just randomly convert to hellenism in the 15th century? it just feels stupid for paradox trying to put effort into it, hellenism has been dead for like 500 years when eu5 star ts
https://youtu.be/6aNh6sBpqvQgrand strategy mentioned???
https://youtu.be/6aNh6sBpqvQ?t=612
not clicking that
i also mobilize all my pops for war
League War fired
Finally making some serious cash now as well
150 year reignthe best years
>end of an eraWith the death of Queen Nadiyya, daughter of Fahd the great, her 45-year-reign and Al Nahyan rule over Arabia comes to an end. The Hashim dynasty assumes control, R.I.P queen (rest in power for you chuds).
Alright I have been putting this off for the entire time you've been doing this, over a month now, atleast. I am really fucking annoyed by this meme. Victoria 2 is a great game, by far the greatest grand strategy of all time, in no other game can you manage an economy, your pops, your diplomacy, your taxes, your army and your sphere of influence at the same time. Victoria 2 takes every element of every game and makes it great. Your pathetic fucking mana/dynasty/OoB/insert single issue game simply can't compete. I've tried playing them, believe me. They are pathetic. You play them and you only have to manage one, maybe, two things. Hah, what is this mess? It's a botched job. A complete write off. And sure, if you like that sort of purile simplistic shit then more power too you, it's not my job to kick down your sandcastle. But why must I spend my time arguing this with you? Just because Victoria 2 is too complex for you doesn't mean it is for everyone. And when challenged you crawl back into your same abhorrent memery, because that's all this is, you don't have the slightest clue what you're saying or who you're messing with, because if you did you'd stop. Go back to playing your blob simulator, little man, because this general belongs to us. The true strategy gamers. Not your lame, disgusting casual shit. And you know the worst part? We can't even meme back. Hell, I'm sure there's some really overpowered trade good in EU4, but we can't say "hurr durr naval supplies" or whatever because the simple fact is nobody has played your favoured game since EU3, back before they dumbed it down for people like you. So well done, my friend, you made an intellectual victoria 2 fan MAD. You've achieved your greatest feat since you formed grossulmiums, mark this on your wall as a victory for your abysmal existence because I can tell you now, kiddo, this is your peak.
^this post really ,really cheered me up. when nothing else could
>>2395832i watched until 25:45it's weird how i already know all of this (minus three details: 1 china's recent foreign policy trend of developing other countries being against their "norm", 2 them theoretically returning to being a self-contained isolationist country, and 3 north korea including china in the list of countries they'll try to compete against in the chaos of ww3), but in a more nebulous waythis was a really enjoyable watch, thanks anon
oh, and i never heard of the word technate before
Behold,biblically accurate memegame2.
lolfix the tophat guy, he's got 3 arms
sure
>>2396077I'm sorry but I couldn't help notice that your post has two same digits and I think that's pretty neat :)Just between us men I have here this colored photograph of a big breasted anime girl variety and I will leave it here for you as a little treat eh ;)Don't waggle your peanor too hard tonight ifyknoewhatimsaying
>>2396130O_____O!
I hate to say it but memegame2poster is right...
i hate tranime but thanks anyways friendo (it's the thought that counts)
you told me i was right the other day you fucking whore
now that i think about it i miss the otter guy's slavomir posts
>>2396097>>2396119LOL
*gulp*
Victoria 2 is the only game where you really feel the change in gameplay when playing a communist country. You now have to manage every factory when before with state capitalism/interventionism/laissezfaire you didn´t need to.Vic 3 can´t do this,EU5 couldn´t do this either if someone added 100 years of content to it. This is how good Vic2 is.
167i wish hitler were here
He would probably become a tiktok star with a large muslim & third world following.
so he'd basically became a muslim varg
>politics in Vic 3 and EU5 is le bad!!!>meanwhile in memegame2:
autists use ai in such a funny waythese posts make me chuckle
>not yet con isn't high enough>thank you sky vending machine daddynot bad, made me chuckle
>ideology is a spotify playlistrofl my waffle
212eu5 doesnt really have politics, it could benefit from more memegame2 mechanics
why do we have such a dedicated ck2 hater?
Do you guys know if the 10% shock damage modifier from Jafari scholars affects naval units?
idgicommunism is a red text bonus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46XoD6RjkjYsuch a good video but don't make fun of 212 he's trying his best with aislop
This one
i never touched naval combat in my lifei just build stacks of 40 big shippies and mash them against their shippies
this but i only build light ships because big trade number = good
its actually gommunism with islamic characteristics
I guess we'll never know, I made the landing btw. I've been building up a fleet in the Med and it seems Castille's main fleet is occupied with the League War as I guessed.
or is it islamism with gommunistic characteristics?
that would be gommunistic islamism
why do these vicky2 memes seem like the game is so complex and rich in flavors but when i try it myself, it's just a simple numbers go up nothing happening game? like are we even playing the same game? literally where tf do you find those vending machine whatever and 500+ different political parties and decisions??
within the most powerful gaming platform ever conceived: your imagination
shouldn't it be in the naval ledger if you hover over stuff in that tab with the morale or whatever? if you get shock modifiers from professionalism or whatever religion should add up to it too.
numberz r for nerds
modifiers are for drooling braindead jocks that stuff nerds into lockers and play card and board games like poker and risk and spider solitaire and coop shape sorters
modifiers are for autistic people (based) who enjoy stacking objects (modifiers) on top of each other
autistic people (germans)
how's eu5 now? worth playing and getting the new byzzie dlc?
>be me >haven’t played hoi4 since 2023>buy all new dlcs on sale>play germany>build carriers, prepare for sealion>beat poland, the benelux countries, denmark and norway>sealion time>manage to secure enough naval control to invade>tanks follow as soon as the beachheads are secured >soon I have 48 infantry divisions and around 25 mobile divisions in great britain>take london>there’s a billion angry brits and they have 2800 fighters and 800 attack planes in the sky>red air>soon my offensives get very slow, and I get counterattacked as soon as I take a new tile>they retake london, there’s nothing I can do>it’s nothing like old sealions where you basically won as soon as the first panzer hit the beach >ragequitYou have no idea how mad I am right now. Maybe I could try to go on the defensive as soon as the beachheads are linked and the panzers have landed, let the brits attack, then counterattack, but it could take a while. Their insane air superiority makes everything very hard.
deserved tranimefag
just play hoi3, it's better and actually good
literally every paradox dlc is pay to win dumbass
but that's realisticdo you seriously imagine for a post-chamberlain britain to surrender just because you "took" london?AND estados unidos would have provided them with aircraft just as they did with arms, free of charge
Well that failed too. I’ll just restart the campaign. I’ll either try to rush the soviets then try to pull off sealion in ‘43 or ‘44 once the war in the east is won, or I’ll mess with the presets to get Mosley in power in britain so they’ll be my frens.
but hoi4 has braindead ai that won't even garrison the west german border during the phony war
chamberlain was based actually
my favorite saying at work is looking at my watch and saying "churchill would have been through x bottles of champagne by now" (1 bottle for 0900 hours and 2 bottles for 1300)
should i compliment my boss today by calling him a yamnaya milkdrinker or an aryan pastoral horselord hmmmmm decisions decisions
raped employim be like "I should compliment my boss"
if i complement my boss she might let me fuck her
if you want to play like a noob you can just wait and spam subs and kill their ships on the high seas then invade lateor you make planes and paradrop then rush in your army in '40
how will any of that get his boss to fuck him
vgh, gloriovs prvssia never would've fallen in my hands....
>>2394562why the fuck would they delete a post about the most wholesome and epic victoria 2 mod!
>>2396516>>2396516>>2396516HANTAVIRUS is coming for you too TRANNY JANNY!!!
>Rome, 846, colorizedMy roommate moved out and a friend of his did his checkout for him as he isn't in the country rn. Got her number, feelsgoodman. How fares the campaign anons? And by campaign I mean life
>Big naval battlesSomehow we've managed to achieve naval supremacy in the Med. and Indian Oceans. Castille has like 50 heavies so if they ever get their thumb out of their asses that could change quickly
Speak of the devil
what that horse icon for
yas queen slaaaay
>Rome has fallen, Spanish armada defeated
>>2397037answer me faggot
Tribal allegiance, a government mechanic for certain arabian minors. It's relatred to the achievement I need. Thiis s why I've been burning warscore humiliating rivals
Captcha timer damn relax. Never reply to me or my posts EVER again btw
ah it's just a reskin of the otterman's onesorry btw, i was just trying to act cool by being so confrontational :((
Yeah I believe it's the same for Mamluks/Egypt as well. All good bro
civil war in new gaul
apparently the csa stays dixie even if the US is Balirigean (new world gaulish)
KWEEN SLAY
*blobs in your general direction*nigger desu
what an odd thing to say
>Balirigean (new world gaulish)I would like to know how the converter dude comes up with such unique names for each neo-culture.
nigga really bought a 4k monitor just to play something from 2010
>paristan
you expect me to believe that, in an alternate timeline where christianity never existed and europe was split between norse paganism and islam, and in which the new world is colonised by gauls, that a "united states of america" with a stars-and-stripes flag would still exist, and that it would have a civil war over slavery in the 1860s against a "confederate states of america" that's "dixie", "protestant", and uses a christian saltire as the canton of its flag?
radical france
how does islam exist without christianity? muhammad was clearly influenced by christian movements in the arab peninsula
test
did it work??!!
Not Christianity is important to this but the early conquests of the arabs.
yes it workedby allah do i hate the new captcha
but the conquests were only possible in light of the unified state Muhammad created and he created it inspired by christianitythe chain of logic just isnt htereanyway check out this battle do i win this? how? seems impossible
christianity existed in his game but he just did an epic chungus norse reconquista (despite the scandis converting peacefully irl)
in what fucking world does europe embrace norse paganism? the vikings had no interest in spreading their religion, they couldn't give less of a shit what religion you are they're still gonna raid you, also in no world does islam exist without christianity, that's like having a world where jews never existed and yet christianity still somehow spawns in the first century is this about someone's mega campaign or babby's first alt his mod?
it's weird how the captcha changes back to the easy stuff after a few days of no b&
it's a megacumpaign and i just said christianity did exist you stupid fucking nigger
only retarded niggers play megacampaigns doesoever
i agree, but that doesn't change the fact that's what happened in his game
He certainly was inspired by Christianity. But if you have the two great powers weakened by eternal war it is the perfect situation for a third empire to rise. I guess the circumstances in Arabia would favor any leader. They had lots of fighting age men to send to war against Eastern Rome and Persia who had no more men left. The ideology doesn´t matter. Pagan arabs would have fared the same. Islam is basically arab paganism but "their" Odin/Jupier/Zeus was made into the one god.
2397226the ai*, i just chilled as taoist greeks
>in what fucking world does europe embrace norse paganism?well how did hinduism (or hindu paganism as we might as well call it) spread into SEA? trade and being mildly more institutionalised than whatever they were doing before.
funny how sea is muslim you retarded larperhail odin the blowjob queen of corpses or however you praise him
the sea has no religion; it's just water
ownedor as the zoomies say, "btfo'd"
2397235christianity did rise in imperator but started to flop by the end, i think by the end of ck2 only the timurids were christian. the norse were eventually buck broken in eu4 (at least in europe) due to the rise of Grenada (started norse but then converted to inti in the 1600s for some reason), Rollonia (norse cultured but sunni) and the Ottomans. The strongest norse countries are Ethiopia, Scandinavia and USA rnalso abyssinian australia
ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM! ULM!
what a retardgod didn't speak to muh-ham-mutt because he never learned arabic
g-d speaks greek only
actually god speak tagalogyou would know this if you were part of the most powerful race
now that's a blast from the past
islam completley subsuming christianity makes sense, it'd be EXACTLY like how christianity absorbed the john the baptist religion
or the cult of sol invictus or...
if only julian the apostate wasnt a retarded fucking chud
>,,john the baptist religion''you have been issued an official /gsg/ biblical literacy checkplease take 5 minutes away from the screen and crack open your scripturesa cup of STRONG coffee might help you
julian was based
presented without context
>>2397255>bornu>lusitania>mongolsvery pretty mapwhen will gsgs embrace the new wave embodied in this imagewhen will gsgs look this pretty again
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandaeismif the religion of john the baptist is to be understood as just judaism with a werido preacher, then so is the religion of jesus
>gout goutthis man should be taking very good of caring ankles, and make sure not to drink too much whiskeynot a good omen for a runner
but christianity is the religion of abraham with modern judaism being this weird offshoot
if you want to ignore an official /gsg/ decree that's on you but i will not be drawn into an argument with the intellectually dishonest if i can help it. sorry, dork!
gsg is a pirate state with no official decrees and most importantly no t*xes
>"sorey!"your national catchphrase
but what about der mjana
it's spelled surrey
whats wrong with texas
he meant tuxedoes
tuxedoesnt
tuxodeez nuts
toledosboggles my mind that modern people live in such a place
where grass
looks great
spaniards enacted total muslim death only to become sweden tier pozzedsad!
total muslim explusion actually
export idea for spain: sprinklersthe new bitcoin
The Spaniards are getting brutally buckbroken
of course they are, with that stack composition
mandaenism is mentalit's like the godly branch of old and new testments plus the stubborn refusal to associate with jew of any kindthat their drabsha is a cross with a curtain hung over it.. its a bit perverse ,kindof like one of those masks people were wearing not too long ago (face panties)
that's 20k golden cannons vs 24k bronze cannons, i'd bet on spain too
fix your navy alreadt before i get a hemorroid it's actually pissing me off now
i remember launching motey over and over and wondering oh man.. what if the ai doesn't do nothing. and then eu5 released
hardrailroaded pagan revivals as dlc #1 isn't exactly convincing
praise zeus... eu5 will be good...
imperator ii,.. exactly how gsg wanted it. and it hardly works. it is a beautiful game apart from that one flaw
i want the multiplayer gsg that feels like an rpgring any bells?
5 years from now on, when eu5 2.0 comes out, it will be the most acclaimed gsg every madeunderrated masterpiece
ck2 multiplayer, duh
ah yeah. where you can assume the role of having unplayable netcode issues
Ottomans looking weak so I'm calling in a tactical strike, unfortunate that I'll lose naval supremacy but they have 0 troops atm so I can't pass this chance up
what happened to t.johan's gsg?what happened to grey eminence?
t. johan... t. johan passed...
t. siesta
very odd how whenever someone attempts to create a paradox competitor development suddenly stops and they go radio silenthmmm
yiff in hell furfag
remember how johan had the developer of magna mundi unlawfully imprisoned in a mental institution? 59that's not the fox guy he would never post a sojak
nobody tries to compete with paradox because all of their games are dogshit that is too wide in scope and too shallow in execution, which is why everyone that plays them long enough hates the swede cucksyou can't make a good game that attempts to simulate hundreds of years
technically it's possible, but good devs can't be bothered to contribute to the gsg genre
if only talexios had made his on grandi strategy game...
paracux thought we wanted historical sims when the whole time we wanted imaginative sandboxes... baka
s m h **how am i gona be wordfiltered by a jap
that's odd, considering that gsgs are not historically accurate
großulmiums
history? what's that? i just want to blob
if they brought back mission trees all of this could go away so quickly...
even the people who said they wanted historical sims, paradox heard historical The Sims
even when some people asked for historical sims, paradox made shittoria 2
mission trees are gay
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sims_Medieval
what's shittoria 2? first time hearing about this
sims medieval was a flop. almost zero fart jokes
some guy here is so buttblasted about liqqy to the point of trying to force memes. it's been multiple years and he still hasn't succeeded
you know, that game with the pops... set in the victorian era... barely any gameplay... lasts only a hundred years... it ends before you know it...
no ideaw what you're talking aboutyou sure you're talking about gsgs?
sounds exactly like victoria 2 but with barely any gameplay
it's 2026 and we still can't make albanians into fuel...
yes, that memegame
who are you talking to
fucken finally
Wow you can really tell where not Japan and not Russia and not Scandinavia are supposed to be
here be elves
s-shut your mouth!! yamero!!
My favorite part is the island that's literally just southern USA + Mexico
i don't see it
Top left corner
okay yeahbut it's snowy
True at least it's different in that wayWhy can't fantasy map makers make original land masses?
fantasy map maker is a pejorative and ought to be wordfiltered
A few years ago I was thinking about a planet with a central sea surrounded by almost endless landmass. The people and mutants have wars over access to water tiles and rivers. The land is mostly wasteland. Nations form around the rivers and central ocean. Something is hiding at the very center...
Seggcellent
could you make that sea look any more basic
is the gsg euv mp game still happening..?
That sea is like that on purpose. Because it was created artificially....
worldbuilding is kinda fun
now redraw it but with a more natural shape
ovaries: the game got me feeling raucous...
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not clicking your links until you write a 300 word essay on darkest hour
nigger-word x300
post
1 looks trans
new thread when?
what's wrong with this one?
>>2398130it's at its limit
you can still post doe
Any gsg i'm missing?
victoria 2hearts of iron 3darkest hourfootball manager
Rome remastered and Vic2
he said gsg not meme games
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there is no need for a new thread faggot
>>2394561New thread was here butg jannies sperged out!
