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>>104129919I LOVE HAGS!HAPPY THREAD #500!Thank you for all your collage photo submissions!
>>104129962
Summer may be over but I will still post swimsuit hags.
>>104129919>>104129962>>104129975HAG LOVEThese came out looking great
>>104131687Thanks. Originally I wanted to do something a lot more complex but quickly realised I'm not skilled enough with editing software to make it happen.
>>104129919>>104129962>>104129975Hag love brothers. Glad to still be around appreciating the simple grandeur of older women after 3 years since I came here (March 2022).I still have a folder of us celebrating our 300th thread. Remember, father time is always on our side, here's to growing strongerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIIon1S1Das
ShishiTowa gods we won.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nfkl8_tWM0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nfkl8_tWM0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nfkl8_tWM0
>>104129919Love me hags
Posting in ebin thread.
>>104129919i wish i understood japanese so i can understand azki
>>104134716DOYOURREPS
I will marry and start and raise a family with a 30-something Japanese woman.
>>104134716https://learnjapanese.moe/guide/Literally just follow the guide. It will take time and effort, but the harder you work at it, the faster you will progress. You already have the perfect immersion material because you watch at least one Japanese vtuber.
>>104134716Get motivated to learn!
>>104129919Omedetou
>>104134796>>104135088>>104135696thank you anons, you're right. i need to take that first step
>>104129919>okayushe has like a year left
>>104136929Need hag paizuri.
I need to be smothered by Koyori's sweaty hag tits.
>>104140125Based and same.
>>104140125I love sweaty hags
>>104134796>>104135088And then he will be able to wield the power of watching untranslated anime and watching japanese vtubers...
>>104141182amen
>>104135696Tried a number of times never could get any traction. Just so tired eternally... Depressingly realizing I'm noticably older than most of the hags
fucking hags
>>104129919>>104129962Happy 500th, my dear haggots!>>104129975Whoa! How lovely
>>104143626Thank you Shishiro Botan. So nice of you to visit.
>>104143626SSRB-kun, I pray you and your family have been well
>>104144725Interesting pairing. I require cross branch co-op paizuri.
>>104129919>nonhag on the OPIt's over
>>104144988Enlighten us with your expertise in VTuber hagdom then, Anon.
>>104144988I asked anons who their favourite hags were and to share images of them in wedding dresses and they did. I'm not the authority on who is and isn't a hag. I only go off what people in this thread tell me.
>>104143972sorry, just her long time fan here, she really is the greatest>>104144001Thank you brother, baby lion is walking and roaring, we're thinking about second cub
>>104145408I thought he was referring to Okayu since that one haggot said she was turning around winter time
>>104145443>it's already been a yearbro......maybe we really are gonna make it
>>104130601Swimsuit season may be "over" but I'd like to think stripper season is year round
>>104145443Good to hear bro. If your wife is comfortable with it and you're able to support two kids then I say go for it.
>>104145011extremely hot
>>104148564Sexo.
Goodnight haggots.
>>104145408You should lurk moar to detect the obvious troll replies such as noel.
>>104145443great to hear they're doing great
>>104145443I'm you and your family are doing well, SSRB-kun. Are you hoping for a son next time, or another daughter?
>>104152761*I'm glad
We will each find a hag.We will get married.We will have children.We will be happy.
>>104155749Don't do that...Don't give me hope...
>>104148879I thought Noel was a hag?
>>104129919>>104129962>>104129975Phenomenal workAnd such a beautiful Miosha, excellent choice
>>104129919>>104129962Congrats on 500 haggots!
Good night haggots. Don't let the thread die.
>>104158450Night bro
I've been using AI to write stories involving hags recently and it described their thick pubes slick with arousal as being like 'damp thatch'. I haven't been able to stop thinking about those two words for days now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRa-uLMea7wAyame's Anniversary Live starting now. Many hags in attendance.
>>104163499I'm feeling incredibly Japanese rn.
>>104163659Pekopits.
>>104163813回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!回レ!
>>104163860I will become Japanese by marrying FubuMio (Yes both of them).
>>104163997I'm moving to Saga now.
>>104163499>7th anniversary>SEVENTHfucking hell man...
https://www.youtube com/watch?v=CcL6pLMN538Why does being insulted by hags feel so good bros?
Coming out of retirement >>52312043 to pop in and wish you literal motherfuckers congrats, especially SSRBchad.
>>104164434How did I fuck up my link that bad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcL6pLMN538
>>104167805Marriage and babymaking with Fubunya.
>>104170693throw mature lady on the bed and just enter her vagina raw, no stupid words or games, just primal haggot fury
>>104171553>AIGross.
>>104171620apologies dear, have another
>>104171553What did old ladies do to deserve this?
>>104171653>All natural fat thighs and chubby tummyVery good, the only thing that could make this better is a little bush peak.
>>104171553Sex.
Thoughts on hags doing pilates? Watame and Subaru have spoken about doing them now. Maybe those classes are a good place to meet hags.
>>104173425It's good to keep your body limber and avoid/ relieve back problems, most people should give it a shot for that alone, especially certain unhealthy hags.If you're just in it to meet hags though you'll probably be disappointed since you're not really interacting with people most of the time and it might be harder than you think.
>>104173425Middle-aged women love that sort of thing. You'll definitely meet some if you go to a pilates class. It would take a while to actually make progress with one, though. You need to gradually build up a relationship, rather than immediately trying to ask one out.
>>104164585:DI hope you've been well
>>104156296Fantia whores can't be hags.
>>104135696i want to lick her entire body
>>104173828gotta save
>>104175794Why hasn't a Japanese saviorfag married her yet?
>>104177043She’s only attracted to Shota’s and it’s kinda hard for a fresh 18 year old to provide for a woman in her late 30’s
>>104177043I fear she might quite literally never go outsidemy dreams of a japanese hag are thus in shambles
Happy 500, haggots!
>>104177043I wish she would settle for a loving white oji-san (me).
>>104171553what if i want some babyplay..?
>>104145408lol don't listen to that seething subhuman, he is no one to decide who is or isn't a hagHe's some weird unicorn or something; his opinions do not deserve attention or resepect
as prophesized years ago, a new martyr has risen
>>104181119Wrong thread?
>>104181840nope newfriend
>>104181932I've been on this board since it was created. I just have no idea what you're talking about.
hag pits
I love Subaru so muchI want a girl to go camping and fishing with so badly but I have zero clue where to find one at
>>104183640I'm not a fan of social media, but it's an option. You could join outdoorsy Facebook groups or something. Hanging out at a popular fishing spot in your area could also work. You might have opportunities to strike up casual conversations. The most important thing is to avoid coming off as desperate (this is much easier if you are attractive).
>>104183640Fishing is a hard sell for womenI'd say try to get into a hiking community and try and branch out from there. Or move somewhere with a big camping community
>>104184122>>104184703The only issue about wanting to go camping is I own nothing to go and do it on my own thus the reason I'd want someone to take me (Specifically a woman cause it'd be a really good date and bonding experience only if you've already been dating for awhile)>Fishing is a hard sell for womenThe type of women that hate fishing is almost never going to be a woman that'd I'd marry>this is much easier if you are attractiveYeah thats the biggest thing going against me... I don't think I'm ugly but I'm for sure not something to write home about (then again I've never had a girlfriend so who knows)
>>104185000>The type of women that hate fishing is almost never going to be a woman that'd I'd marryBased, if you find a woman who likes fishing with you, she's a keeper. Country girls are the way to go.
>>104185993Ore no Ina...
I am watching a fujo hag rn and I love this stuff so much
It really has been a while huhHappy 500th fellow maggots>>104145443Glad to hear you're doing well man, wishing nothing but the best for you and your family>>104155749Amen brother
>>104186658>fellow maggotsProbably a typo but it's still funny
>>104174740Pretty good. I'm 37 now. Watch a lot of Nerissa, Raora, Elizabeth, Matara and Limes these days.
>>104186615Fellas, would you do gay stuff if it was for your hag?
>>104179301God I fucking love bunnies.
>>104189401grrrrri need to put this sexy sheep hag in her place
>>104189581Botan chill.