For the 784 th time, what is Ope?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb_-taYLRfY Also ENTER the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent.>Streams▼ Next stream09/27, Meet My Father! | Mr. Ravencroft Debut Q&A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub9_vBd6N30▼ Previous appearances09/27, VTubers: the virtual stars redefining entertainment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soC8xQ3IeCk&t=287s09/26, AOKUMO RIN You're going to eat vegetables for me for the rest of my life...? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMDUm2wO2oI09/23, AOKUMO RIN Become a secret friend with the mysterious Noona from Hell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pxQ65qFgEc09/19, 【Meet Your Oshi】Meeting with Nerissa Ravencroft! | Episode 13: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPtbLIWWEtU09/19, 【Yes No challenge】 Hamburger challenge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psy-00iF10g09/17, Nerissa Ravencroft X LUVITA Special Collab: https://vod.sooplive.co.kr/player/17225889709/16, Lan Philia It's my birthday!【EVENT】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y50uSPxCVFo&t=2348709/14, [#AdVSJus Motion Comic] Episode 1: A Battle for the Ages: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iIjzCh7-GE09/14, Advent VS Justice: Chess Battle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aumaSFICCE08/03, The long-awaited offline collaboration with Nerissa-san Saying dirty words ASMR KU100: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1ffz3ADSNI▼ Previous streams09/26, Tomorrow is the day... | Members-Only! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xup1HPPFO6s09/23, Going for a swim with my girlies | Darkwater: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2MPFnjBV5w09/22, We Want ANSWERS | Higurashi Kai Watchalong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmC98cFxXJk09/17, I have time, hello! | Chatting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNTZku_JLd409/12, Thinking about movies from my childhood... | Just Chatting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqp2EVG5BHs09/10, ADVENT'S ON THE CASE! | The Headliners: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmaA6e83YJk09/06, Cleaning out my closet with you~ | Members-Only: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwwWW9tm6ik09/05, Screw it, unrune's your scape | Old School RuneScape: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmLMsCjo3Uk09/03, We're walking on the beach~ | Walk & Talk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jhj35kA-OY09/01, Horror in the Bathhouse | Ao Oni: the Horror of Blueberry Onsen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afD-_pZ1Z9I>Music【MV】Prisoner【hololive English -Advent- Original Song】https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDyrIDHAdDY【MV】All for One【hololive English Original Song】https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok24HgzbeLs【MV】Genesis【The Story of Advent - Chapter 1】https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1A76PvsqD4【Cover MV】HOT LIMIT【hololive English -Advent-】https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5TuPiW2DK8OVER//RIDE - Mori Calliope × Nerissa Ravencroft (Original Song : Chaos Zero Nightmare OST)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgMl8y2ufIgAlien Stage - "Blink Gone" | ENGLISH Ver | AmaLee (feat. Nerissa Ravencroft)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ebTaNe9aiU【#hololiveSTAGE25】LIVE IT LOUD! MV【hololive STAGE World Tour ’25 -Synchronize!- Original Song】https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh6KC6htG0sNeverland (ENGLISH Ver.) 【hololive/Nerissa cover】https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZgrNZsFswA【3D CONCERT】#RequiemforLove3D - A JukeBox Musical https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vEUfTlbzZ8The Boy is Mine coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imXIrrk1ftQNerissa x Elizabeth RONDO-Revolution coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERPLo_UtXig"Ai wo Torimodose!!" Advent cover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwIGMSZL2HoMoona & Nerissa orisong "100%"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm1RqoX3PzMAdvent cover of "Team Tomodachi"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LEc7es4_rEArchive of the struck down Moka - Lilium coverhttps://archive.ragtag.moe/watch?v=-GUdYPelG8cUnarchived karaoke (Feb 2025)https://archives.alwayswait.ing/hololive/nerissaravencroft/2025-02-15T00%3A55Z/Songs & Karaokes rentryhttps://rentry.org/karaokes_songs_v01>Recent Voice Pack>hololive English Tandem Voice Drama: The Wranglers and the Wrangledhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_tandem_thewranglersandthewrangled>Useful LinksYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NerissaRavencroftTwitter: https://twitter.com/nerissa_enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nerissaravencroftArt tags: #RavenCrafts on Twitter (Lewds: #depravencrafts on Twitter); RavenCrafts, Nerissa Ravencroft or ネリッサ・レイヴンクロフト on pixivMerch: https://rentry.org/nerissa_ravencroft_merch01Previous thread: >>104918968A word of advice: as per >>1 , be smart and don't reply or engage in off-topic or blatant bad faith arguments. To keep peace, hide and report.
>>104941677>Basic introduction to the new JailbirdsDebut Streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9MCrunchyroll Interviewshttps://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interviewhttps://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users/ope/'s libraryhttps://rentry.org/joint_operation_centerCollection of Nerissa's Soundshttps://rentry.org/demon_of_soundpostsList of recommended streamshttps://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01Information regarding membershiphttps://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01Appearances on other channels & mentionshttps://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01>General ToolsSchedulehttps://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7cCurrent OP Templatehttps://rentry.org/1-post-OPE
I love my Rissa and kiss her neck tenderly.
I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft with all my heart
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9aiuzVI35BQ&pp=ygUJb3RvbWVyb2lki still like otomeroid and my Rissa
I despise my Rissa and hate fuck her brutally.
Nerissa is so much like Nyanners both appearance and personality wise its uncanny. We are lucky she wasn't in the early Vshojo days as Nyanners replacement or we would all be getting cucked by this guy as we speak.https://www.twitch.tv/lordaethelstan
>>104941858Why are you watching a twitch stream of a faggot?
>>104941858
>>104941677they look like fuck buddies here
>>104942135entirely compatible with dad-and-daughter relationship
>>104942248Porn is not real life
>>104942274Just living by my president’s motto, if your daughter’s hot, it’s fair game.
Can never remember the chuunibyou names she gave her mom dad and brother
>>104941858Appearance wise? Are you on crack? They don't look alike at all. Also, how many people will kms when she announces she's getting married like Nimi? Do we know if we lost any saplings?
>>104942393>how many people will kms
>>104942440You know what I meant.
>>104942393that disaster is never getting married, not even christfag can fix her
Today is that day
>>104942560we already saw it anon, you don't have to spam that shit you seem so proud of
>>104942539Alright, I'll bite, what'll keep her from getting married? I for one don't see it eluding her forever.
>>104942710herself
How big was Rissa as an indie? Does anyone know? She deleted/privated all of her old content and you can only really find vids from when she collabed with others. I wish I could see more, because it seemed like back then she played games a lot more including stuff like Apex, which she never seems to touch these days at all.
>>104941677Imaging her getting spanked by her giant dad
>>104942966She was literally the same
>>104942966you can look with sullygnome
>>104942966Not big, someone previously posted her twitch stats for 21-23 years:3.5k subscribers29 Average Viewers159 Peak views
>>104943062She just yapped all the time? And barely played games? I just find it surprising she touched Apex at all. She never struck me as someone who'd play an FPS game, but I suppose that was the popular game to stream when she started.>>104943190Thanks. I suppose her musical covers hard carried her audition, because she seems even more reserved back then. I don't know if I would've felt confident in her potential if I was in charge of those choices.
she really fooled cover's recruitment team, I can see why some women are mad at her for stealing their spot
Starting to smell like jealous women in here
>>104943402that's just the scent of your mom's unwashed cunt, leave your basement
>>104943307>I suppose her musical covers hard carried her auditionThey hired her exclusively for this reason, they needed someone who could musically carry her gen, and that's actually how they hired ERB too.
>>104943457I moved out years ago into my won apartment
>>104943480the smell was that bad huh
>>104943473Is that how they've always done their recruiting? You're kind of risking that their personality will be suitable for streaming, which with Rissa and Liz there's obvious drawbacks. On the other hand, in Advent, Biboo and Fuwamoco were obvious picks in my opinion. Shiori is a bit weird, so I can see why you'd want someone like her. As for Justice, Gigi, Raora, and CC all have pretty unique qualities and I think some of the best chemistry between genmates, so I think they did well there.
>>104943853It took you that long to come up with that come back? If you're this creatively bankrupt, no wonder the hololive recruiters passed on your crusty ass
>>104942086Warden you can't fuck your inmates that's illegal.
>>104942603I am going to be spilling buckets if we are going to hear a big black voice and that's the guy she refers to as her daddy.
you think she calls Shizno 'daddy'?
>>104944459Anon... shizno is AWOL
>>104943307>I suppose her musical covers hard carried her auditionThat and being nice and being able to work with others. Being able to be able to work with people you may not get along with on a personal level is really important to Cover. It's why there is so little internal drama.
>>104944534>Funds ran out>got arrested for dealing drugsOr he killed himself, because $20k didn’t get him anywhere.
>>104944534>>104944678did he actually go completely M.I.A.?
>>104942274There’s more then one way to do things and that applies to dads too
>>104944819His last comment was 3 days ago on Nerissa's hip short
>>104944871Oh well, so long as I don’t have to see Rissa encouraging paypigging I’ll be happy.
wtf is your oshi doing, why would you engage with absolute filth like Enna
>>104941552>my attorneyLiterally was the coo of vshojo and definitely skimmed money and im sure made sure she got all her moneyLiar. Evil Woman. Pretty much all the other former vshojo have done stuff with each other since but not with her.
>>104945432You delulu, if you think that Rissa is better off-screen, these are her irl friends with whom she communicated long before Holo.
I like Nerissa's good friends FUWAMOCO
>>104945678That's pretty grim then, best of luck to you all
>>104942966>She deleted/privated all of her old content and you can only really find vids from when she collabed with others.I would give anything to watch her old streams, I'm more than sure that they were much more interesting than what we've been getting for the last seven months.Rissa, I know you're /here/, please restore access to at least some of your old content.
>>104945432Because Kiara is still openly friends with elira and enna
It's Riss now sorry
>>104946135It will never be Riss. Riss is for anti's just like Nessie
>>104946228She wants to be called Riss or she would have told them to correct itShe's joining all these indie events because she doesn't actually like hololive
The tweet after which she stopped responding to beggars, thanks I guess.
>>104946382Holy based I kneel to this guy
>>104946382This guy is the best jailbird
>>104946382He is fighting the good fight. Like a Jedi during Imperial times
What level of superchat would it take to get the message across to Rissa that she herself is also supposed to stream, rather than simply making appearances on others’ streams? This shit is really starting to get on my nerves now.
>>104946382so, did she block you yet?
>>104947008Doesn't matter. She'll get 20 SCs and 40 twitter replies saying every real jailbird knows shes the hardest working Holo and don't even care if she ever streams again.
>>104947008took $500 to force her to change her ways about superchat reading
>>104947008Women like her don't take such advice or comments to heart, they only double down and try to do the opposite of what you ask them to do.If you ask for more solo streams she'll go against it, if you ask her to not engage awful people like Enna she'll double down on that too.
>>104947008Sorry, but she only reads super chats from her twitter clique, even five dollars, for a regular jailbird it should be at least 500$, like that guy had a month ago.
>>104947008Why would you spend money on her when her content is shit? That's just rewarding bad decisions.
>>104947494is that welcome to the internet
>>104947008Consider backhanded compliments to make her feel guilty. "Wow Rissa, you've been making so many guest appearances lately! No wonder we hardly get solo streams! (smiling emoji)"
>>104948408>No wonder we hardly get solo streams!Make that>No wonder you have been so busy
>>104948408Is she even capable of shame at this point, having left us practically starving and alone for half the year while we get to watch her go off and have fun with whoever the hell
>>104947008Anon, everyone knows they are in the wrong. Marine knows it's not okay to not stream. Ayame knows it's not okay to not stream. But they're just at the "it is what it is" stage.
>>104948962Prettt sure Marine has more stream hours than Nerissa
>>104949213Not if you're looking at the whole year. She essentially disappeared for 4 months. In the last 3 months, yeah, she ramped up because she knew it was not okay that she disappeared for 4 months.
>>104946382Better manager than her current
To be honest, in recent months it's becoming more and more difficult for me to find anything that I can still love about her, I'm not the oldest jailbird, I started watching her in february last year and became a member a few months later, I know that some of you don't like me because of my obsession with those vocaroos, I just needed to vent today, thank you.being tied up and watching helplessly while the stud from the gym fucks Rissa's (my wife) pussy
>>104949920Don’t worry Ntrbird we’re all in this together
>>104949441And Nerissa’s been all but absent for 7 months this year with no real signs of this nonsense stopping, so I’m not sure the comparison really works that way.
Will Papa Ravencroft call his daughter by her real name tonight? Yes or no
>>104950155No, Mamarissa only called her by her real name on a couple of streams because she's sick.
>>104949920"This guy got booted out of the other thread pretty quickly and his reaction was odd so I can't be 100% sure if he's malicious like the other south-east asians in here or just a retard"
>>104941677Is that supposed to be her dad? I don't go here but what a sexy design.
>>104950475that's what she settled on and most of the drawfags rolled with
>>104949920You are the only NTRbird I trust to not be malicious NTRbird. It's beyond obvious that many people try to falseflag as your, but they all suck at it
WIFE LIVE!
Starting
How big a fucking disaster is this going to be?
>>104950155I hope he scolds her like a child or humiliates her
ERB in chat alreadyRissa responding already
kek
>>104951377>>104951368Probably to beg for a raid into the homo watching stream
>father in law
this is gonna be weird
>>104951368What an incredible day we’re having, Jailbirds
lmao
HOLY FUCK HER FATHER IS SLING BLADE.
Oh my God. He's actually based.
Kind of cringe
What the fuck?
He has a nice raspiness in his voice
he sounds like her brother lmao
remember, be nice
>potaters
Oh so now we know why her brother is autistic.
>>104951504A father is the king of cringe. You'd know this if you had one
I like the new BGM
ERB gonna leech
Solid monologue sir. The family is chuuni.
>>104951504I think going down the roleplaying route is funnier than trying to act normal, your gonna be cringe either way might as well lean into it
>>104951504What the genuine fuck did you expect? He's a literal midwestern American and a senior. You should be happy he wants to do this at all.
This is just Malphus doing a voice.
>>104951515I'm not convinced it's not her brother larping
Fortune cookie proposal
>>104951623I'm almost inclined to believe the same. I'm afraid she'll have to have them both on at the same time to prove otherwise.
>Paparissa dodging the fact that he tapped the mother while she was jailbait.
Bayg
This does not sound like a 50 or 60 year man, whatever he is
>>104951515>children sound like thier parentsBiboo's mom sounds just like her
>>104951647>fortune cookie>cookie runit all makes sense
>>104951657all im sayin is 16 is the age of consent in most of the US
>>104951592He raised his daughter on Slayer's VHS tapes with his buds, and played as Mojo Jojo with his daughters. Anyone who thought he wasn't into this is crazy.
>>104951662He is obviously doing a voice did you hear the intro?
>>104951693Mamarissa was 15.
>Only way Nerissa could get her father on was to get him piss drunk and roleplay a voice to not let his friends know he does this
Sounds like he is reading lines from a paper.
>>104951662Rissa's parents hooked up young.
>>104951657basedgigachad got 4 kids out of her
They're flying through these questions, this will be a short stream
so who did he vote for?
>that laughI died
>>104951762The last time he voted it was for Ross Perot
>>104951705That's based. Lord knows my dad is very stereotypical "Boys like fiction, men do not" so.
Get to the anime and gaming questions, we know he was a nerd
Her father seems like he plays Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
I want to know what his favorite Mech is.
he sounds and talks like her brother, if these questions are too generic then I'm about to wear some tinfoil
He couldnt even hold it in
when is he gonna start talking about steaks
>>104951935after he talks about how "angels" (jews) control the world
imagine if he just let one rip
why does Paparissa sound extremely young?
Dont use zoomer speak with a 60 year old
Ok yea hes a fucking loser
>>104951979I really think it's Malphas doing a voice. He laughs just like him.
>>104951979Rissa's parents were like 15 and 17 when they started dating.
Yeah this is not papa rissa it's her brother lmao
>>104952029wtf that’s legal
Is Papa Rissa trying to hide his actual voice or does he actually have throat cancer?
>>104952050Hes playing a demon
>>104952050He's probably a 50-60 year old guy who smokes cigars and drinks bourbon all the time. What did you think he should sound like?
>>104951815My father was an artist, so he didn't give a shit about that, he watched cartoons himself, had a good deal of women when he was young, his funeral had a bunch of them paying respects. The center of his community. Deacon, helped the hungry, a lot of stuff. You never have to do away with your hobbies. Rissa's father seems decent.
>>104951514He's making the raspiness on purpose.
>>104952050>>104952071it's her brother playing her father. These questions are going to completely lack substance when it's all said and done, which is how you'll know it's a 20 year old bullshitting.
>>104952049Yes, before you became sissies
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE SCARLET ROT
Please keep ERB out of this
>>104952050He is role playing, if you listen to any DnD podcast that has an old guy rping, they would sound exactly like him.
>>104952044He would improv better than this.
>>104951657>>104952029It makes since to avoid it since it would cause a bunch of drama and people would get mad about a 15 dating a 17 year old nowadays. Fanbase isn’t built for that.
i cant stand this whole liz thing it's so forced and fake
>>104952141As Kid Rock once said in an interview, If there's grass on a field, play ball.
Holomems gotta protect their parents from Biboo holy shit
ERB FUCK OFF
Can her dad please smack her out of this retarded ERB shit already
>>104951705And its clear that he's taking this seriously enough to try to put on a raspy demon voice.
>>104952135I sound exactly like my father and any time growing up (after puberty) when I would answer the phone people would instantly start talking to me like I was my dad before I stopped them. Surprise, kids sometimes sound like their parents.
>>104952163That's retarded because it wasn't nowadays it was probably like the 70s.
Why does he sound like a 20 something voice acting as a 60yo?
I don't think the ERB shit is going away anytime soon, guys.
I wish Papa Rissa actually sounded like this guy.
>>104952212and your dad uses the same autistic patterns of speech?
>>104952135>it's her brother playing her fatherAnon, you sound like those people who still try to make it seem like she has no brother. Then you got btfo and are running to saying her brother plays her father. Give it up.
his heart isn't going to make it...
>paparissa hates avocado>i hate avocadoWE ARE
>>104952244yeah because Nerissa doesn’t understand how detrimental it is to her
>>104952177>>104952189>>104952244Has there ever been a single Holomem THIS obnoxious before
>>104952323She doesn't care, she's happy being a sidekick to someone else's channel
>>104952220It wasn't like this for most of human history. There is zero consistency for age restrictions in most human cultures throughout the ages. Also, the Ravencrofts, ostensibly, aren't human.
>Wife jokeYeah that's an old man.
Weed mention
dude, weed
Now I guess I kind of get why Nerissa said she's been working hard. She's obviously been getting her dad ready to do this in character
>>104952359Have you even read that manga, even in universe that age gap is unusual because Amir is a hag.
>>104952390As soon as I heard it I knew
does he know it's extremely illegal in japan like years in prison illegal
>>104952407I feel like plenty of holomems have made weed jokes before.
>>104952407>DAD I'M GOING TO GET TERMINATED>HUR HUR HUR MY LEGIONS
>>104952407Just as well they're not in Japan and Aradia has nothing to do with Japanese companies then. Fucking retard
>>104952407I assume no that sounds like something that could easily slip someone’s mind.
>>104952354Well. Usually I'm used to a pairing collabing for me to like said pair. Guessing I should like ERB and Nerissa as a pair since they collab a lo-OH WAIT.
>>104952354Yes, Fauna, even more obnoxious than ERB, even Gura was obnoxious as fuck, altho not at Fauna's level.
>>104952407A midwestern middle aged man doesn't care about the Japanese penal codes
>>104952407Do you know they’re not in Japan?
>>104952394>>104952401>weed is legal in Minnesota but not Wisconsin
>>104952467japanese company tho they're autistic about that kinda stuff
>>104952407ive snuck in a couple before its not that illegal
Why won’t her dad spank her on stream.
>>104952407>Make a joke about killing someone>DO THEY KNOW MURDER IS ILLEGAL IN JAPAN?
>4 kids is smallHow are boomers who could buy a house for 2 paperclips on a mcdonalds paycheck act like this
>>104952455Her identity has completely been taken over by a pairing that solely exists in lore headcanon, that doesn't reflect either talents actual personality or their already sparse real interactions with one another. They barely collab and when they do they have zero chemistry. Has this every happened to another girl in Hololive? I mean I've seen people say similair things about Marine and Ao but at least in that case they seemed to spend most of their time together off stream too.
>>104952508She'll moans and things gonna get really awkward.
He considers 5 kids small, he's like my mom's side, where 5+ is the norm, my cousin has ten, my grandmother has 15 siblings. My father "only" had 8 siblings.
Smallest midwestern family
>>104952456I don’t remember Fauna or Gura constantly forcing/inserting themselves into an other member’s stream and lore and making it all about themselves
>>104952547The insanely tiny window that was Sana and Kronii where you can tell it was business first (before they became friends apparently with their PLs)
>>104952571Women who pop out 5+ kids are champions. 16 might as well be a god among women.
That's such a good joke
>>104952584Are midwestern family that big?
>>104952556That’s fair her going from I’m sorry dad to I’m sorry daddy would get misinterpreted by some viewers too.
>>104952629I dont get it.
i laughed at the magician one
>>104952632depends, mine is smaller than Rissa's
>>104952135This is probably not true but my immediate thought was that it really does sound like her bro doing a funny voice. Apple, tree, etc
>>104952495And I HATE THAT. Damn tavern league making it legal to drink myself stupid but not smoke myself stupid.
>>104952597>constantly forcing/inserting themselves into an other member’s streamWhat? You said who was obnoxious, hence Fauna, and Gura to a lesser extent. Not who was a pest in other members' streams.
>>104952632I'm from the same state and my dad had 8 siblings
>>104952547AmeSame. Yes they got along and liked to collab with each other but it wasn't anything like shippers portrayed it and it actively prevented them from collabing.
>>104952456What the fuck are you talking about? Gura?
>>104952668>In recent years, League lobbyists have actively campaigned to lower the drinking age in the state.Man, they don't fuck around.
>>104952694Yes, she was obnoxious as fuck, not as much as Fauna, tho.
>>104952632Yes.
this is literally her brother doing a funny voicehttps://youtu.be/Z9EcvKZsbtQ?t=15
>>104951653It's almost like a father and son will have similar voices
Someone needs to make the "come on do something" memeWith malphis and malphis II
>>104952722Is this a larp? What does obnoxious mean to you?
Who the fuck used the word weeb to this old man?
>>104952722Name an example before I dismiss you as a fucking shitposter.
One piece author called out
>>104952674anon that wasn’t me who asked, my only problem with ERB is that she can’t let Nerissa be. She seems ok enough but why use Nerissa as a crutch/sidekick? They don’t even make that great of a yuri pairing
Why do I feel like I ran into paparissa at ACEN in the early 2000s when I started cosplay and attending?
>>104952714Yeah a politcan running for governor recently said an "out of the box" idea to make more money for the state is allowing Highschools to sell beer during games....ya you tell me how that doesnt end up going south real quick
HES A CON BRO. NO FUCKING WONDER THOSE TWO SISTERS ARE THE WAY THEY ARE.
strangeI hated her brother but I love my father in law
who tf is kayle
KALE HATE
>>104952691I was really worried this would be the same for Cecilia and Gigi.Luckily it seems that won't be the case.
I THINK KALE SUCKS
>>104952864Kale is a vegetable, he was making a dad joke about throwing out veggies for more meat.
>>104952822Garuntee you the con he's referring to is Convergence.
>>104952880mainly cause autofister fans like to contain it to collab streams and twitter unlike you know who
Did....Paparissa taught the Romans how to crucify Christ?
>>104952880The thing about CCGG is that a lot of the Autofister sisters used to be Takamori sisters and they developed a sort of trauma because Takamori turned out awkward later.So if they see someone trying to push CCGG outside collabs, they'll flip the fuck out and go "DON'T MAKE IT AWKWARD THIS IS WHY TAKAMORI FAILED AAAAAIEEEEEE"
>>104952920"AH THE GOOD OL DAYS!"
>>104952808Nerissa could always tell her to stop or not play along. She already has a ship and she still brings ERB up.
>>104952943I wish they would do the same here
>>104952943so squizos, lmao
>>104952674I'm the anon from >>104952354, what I meant by "obnoxious" was someone who constantly inserts herself into others spaces and content to the point that the two become inseparable, to the detriment of the one being encroached upon. Basically, has there ever been as much of a parasite in Hololive as ERB is?
YOU WERE UNEMPLOYED FOR 9 YEARS RISSA
>>104952950"RIGHT AFTER THE CRUCIFIXION OF JESUS"
>>104952838He also writes books, Aradia helped him a few months ago at one of the Cons.
>>104952880Cecilia and Gigi are both strong enough personalities to make things work individually so fans don't feel the need to bring them up unprompted. Rissa is content being a side character and actively enables that kind of behaviour. All she had to do was shut that shit down immediately
>>104952956nta but shioraven feels forced too, her best current dynamics are with raora gigi and fwmc, all of whom she clearly spends actual time with and is close with off stream
>>104953027>shioravenNot as forced as BloodRaven
>>104952983>Basically, has there ever been as much of a parasite in Hololive as ERB is?Iofi is ten times worse than ERB is or will ever be, because she is a petty little bitch that actually tries to bring down everyone to her level.She duped Mumei into a homocollab, out of all people.
These parent streams have really shined a light on how much of a spoiled brat Nerissa is and how her parents still treat her like a kid. Which is kind of hot.
>300 MemeoutOh shit he has money.
>>104953027Shioraven actually have good chemistry and they've offcollabed multiple times. Shiori also doesn't encroach on every facet of Rissa's content and is generally only brought up when relevant
>favorite type of gun>names 2 types of bullet and one actual firearm???
>>104953040>>104953073oh no it's way better than bloodraven, I just think she could do better than both of them if she has to be pandering to a specific "ship"
>>104953027yes but you don’t see Shiori doing all the shit ERB does, plus they’re genmates and collab way more than BloodRaven does
>“I dont like my fingers”
Paparissa does seem like the 300 blackout type.
>>104953027Every Nerissa pair felt forced as fuck, ironically, the only one that was kinda organic was Kiara, and that ended pretty badly.
getting grease all over your fingers feels gross
>>104952956Rissa's psychologically incapable of turning down a ship.
>>104952404>zero consistencyThey still married, their parents still made it happen.
>>104953027ShioRaven is pretty sweet because they both treat each other nicely, they both play into each other's strengths.ERB is excessively cold towards Nerissa and I wouldn't be surprised if the few anecdotes that Nerissa has about ERB are just lies to make it seem less awkward
>>104953100Says a lot about her rather than the others.
>>104953074It's a 300 Blackout gun, so it's probably an AR-15.
>>104953074he's probably not that much of a gun nerd to know whether he prefers x brand/model over another. You have to own dozens of guns to get to that level.
big mac sauce is literally mayo old man
They're going to feast after this definitely.
>>104953142It's different to me!
>>104953101thisi use gloves when eating messy foods
why do amerimutts always talk about food?
>>104953099Just looked it up. Looks reallt modern
>>104953172because unlike Europe our food actually tastes good
>>104953100What happened to kiara and nerissaI think all shipping is cringe besides cici gigi but they are doing it for comedy
>>104953136If you're shooting 300 memeout, you're a gun nerd. Maybe he doesn't want to shill a random brand. Or he just refers to it as his 300 blackout gun, a lot of boomers go by caliber only. Or maybe he put the gun together himself and it's some mishmash of parts.
>>104953172Is that your attempt at a slur?
>>104953182.300 blackout has been around for a while, was developed for SF in the late 00s.
>>104953172food is delicious.
NEETbros...
JAILBIRDS BTFO.
GET A JOB JAILBIRDS. GET A SKILL!! BE INTERESTING! TRAVEL! TRY NEW THINGS!!!
>>104953206>actually tastes good>United State of America
The fuck? Ketchup is spicy to Mamarissa and Brorissa?
Wait, I actually have a shot at Rissa
jailbros...
it's over
Absolutely fucking based father in law
>>104953223>Is that your attempt at a slur?
Be Korean
GET A JOB
>>104953074Most semi-autos on the market are just AR-15 derivatives, so it's clearer to just name the type of round it uses, rather than trying to remember some bullshit like "Armalux AZ-8 AR 4S"
It's so over...
>Dad what should I want in a man>UM
This guy is so cringe.
>>104953264Yeah because british """""""""food""""""""" is definitely better kek
>>104953206Beans and beans with shit bread
bald
So Myron wins again?
>>104953221They were extremely close, but after the Maldives trip, they began to interact less and less, and now they don't even talk to each other very much. What happened? Who knows, there are a lot of rrats, pick your poison.
what the fuck was that
>what about lizkms, also crazy laugh
>>104953327He is torn between what he think and what he is supposed to say.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT LIZ OH MY GOD RISSA WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.
>>104953327>gets told to get a job>h-he’s too cringe
CAN YOU FUCK OFF
He just said "be bald"?
>BUT WHAT ABOUT LIZ DAD WHAT DOES LIZ HAVE TO DO TO ROMANCE ME LETS NOT LEAVE OUT LIZ WE CANT FORGET ABOUT LIZfuck off
/vt/ has no chance...
Are we sure that's her dad? Sounding like her brother.
The idea of a British woman fighting him actually made him bust his gut
>>104953366kek
>>104953327Yeah, he's great.
AT YOUR COMMAND
>>104953333>europe is just Great BritainAnon... I...
>>104953391Knife vs gun
that explains everything
I was gonna call it boomer tastes until he mentioned BNHA
Weird taste
>>104953421The man in the gif is british, retard
This guy definitely does bdsm on mamarissa
>>104953391That's cause it's literally this scenehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8cNIzPtpaY
>>104953448Probably forced to watch it
>>104953461Damn that's hot, is that why she has mobility issues now
Kenshin, Cowboy Bebop, and MHA eh? Interesting. He'd probably like Outlaw Star.
>don't talk to me about Naruto>Nerissa goes on a tirade about Naruto
>>104953457Yes and? Should have use a frenchman instead or an italian man? Are you actually retarded?
>Hates NarutoBased
>>104953505She a brat he likes to act out in front of him.
>>104953514>Are you actually retardedI'm arguing over food on a vtuber forum on the internet with a person I've never known and will never meet, you tell me lmao
>>104953505So she does this with everyone she loves...cool
>>104953514American food is better than every european dish sorry anon
>>104953082I honestly don’t know why she doesn’t go after Raora, they have chemistry and have collab a decent amount. GG I understand because she already has 2 strong pairings and FWMC are a “solo” act but Raora is literally free to take.
>>104953574kek, well played sir
why is your oshi so fucking retarded?
Nerissa told her dad "ITS FUCKING RAW DAD"
Every since one of you fags said he talks like donald trump I can't stop thinking it's him lmao
BASED OG THRAWN ENJOYER
>Timothy Zahn fan. PAPARISSA HAS PREMIUM CHOICE!
Michael More Cock?
I AM TOO YOUNG FOR THIS???? I'm 25
>>104953730If you’re a man no if you’re a women then yes
>>104953730Anon...
>>104953581I wouldn't say every dish. Beef wellington looks scrumptious as shit.
YES FUCK THAT FAT FUCK
>>104953365>>104953374>Stream that's supposed to be about her dad>Still can't shut up about the BloodRaven faggotryNerissa, this is genuinely getting tiresome
>>104953668>The Lord of Hell>President of the United StatesChecks out
>reading science fictionLOL what about reading something meaningful?
paparissa is basically just like me
I knew he was going to mention art of war
>>104953791>science fiction cannot be meaningfulKill yourself at my earliest convenience
I survived his test btw
i could survive paparissa’s tests
HE IS CHALLENGING ME SPECIFICALLY
>None of you are worthy of herBASED
>>104953791meaningful is useless at his age, let him enjoy what he has left
It will be me. I will be the lone surviving Jailbird
Every family stream has involved some form of SC baiting
I'm not in love with your daughter I'm in lust with her. Just want to fill her holes with my man glue.
>I don't think any of them want me like that thoughHas she actually gaslit herself into thinking the twitter lesbians are the majority of her fanbase
I'm ready for the test father in law. I shall be victorious!
>>104953791Do you read statistics all day
>i could survive paparissa's testmost of you wont even get to the test due to the ERB fixation
are you sure Riss? it doesn't look like that
>>104953895I'm really glad that someone else noticed that, this is honestly a very worrying thing to hear from her
All you do is slum it with indies.
>>104953100>KiaraI completely missed this, what happened there?
I USED TO ENJOY IT BUT SHE DOESN'T DO ANY OF THAT SHIT ANYMORE.
>karaokeoopsie
karaoke...
i will enjoy her only cause paparissa asked
>>104953895She acts like that's the only part that matters, so probably
PAPARISSA IS A KARAOKE GUY
Yes thank you dad please force her to do more karaoke
Holy shit based fucking father in law
>karaoke jesus christ
Not this shit again...
Yeah Jailbirds don't we love the random indie and outside-Holo collabs? What even is karaoke or solo streaming?
>>104953826>he didn't start with the Bible >he didn't start with the Greeks
Paparissa will save us
I'll rejoin her membership when she resumes karaoke and not until then, Paparissa's threats be damned.
>>104954052Yeah because he's not into that? How autistic are you
That was physically painful to listen to
>>104953895unfortunately maybe
Yes, Paparissa, force her to do karaoke. Please
>>104954050Is this it? Is the face of the retard who keeps beating the UwU magic dead horse? He looks about what you'd expect desu
Dude was reading the Thrawn trilogy when he was in his 30s probably.
She's getting shamed left and right for no karaoke
>>104953910NTA but yes, that and economics, industry and infrastructure analysis. What goes on in the real world is much more interesting than what paltry fiction can portray, mostly because writers are utterly clueless about those subjects and how they're the cornerstone of society on their worldbuilding.
>>104954064This but unironically.
>>104953895They're the only ones she ever pays any mind to anyway so, may as well make it official. Fuck this shit.
>>104953895Yeah it’s pretty common for people to make stuff to know what there fanbase is actually made up of. Can be even harder when some groups are a lot louder.
>>104954136You sound fucking miserable kek
Wonder why anyone bothers sending $5-20 SCs? She always prioritizes $50 and above.
>Hates SiggersBASED BASED BASED
Remember the anon who always posted a link to her stream a half hour before it started? That was paparissa.
>Hates Keltec.I can vibe with that. I do feel like that entire company runs on Crack and Heroin when they make anything.
>>104954136You are currently in a thread about a streamer who has her 60 year old dad roleplay a demon commander on her stream, why are you acting like some 200 iq intellectual who spends his time curing cancer
>>104954008>Error: You must wait longer before deleting this post.please ignore
based paparissa calling her out for not doing karaokes
>>104954127Seems like a decent enough guy. Keeps his face and clothes clean. Though I wanna know how and where he found a mini toilet
>>104954136nah, real world is just shit and shit piling on shit
>>104954136Found the stem major
>>104954050i want to forcefeed this cunt his own micropenis
>>104954136The only way to study philosophy is to write fiction of what the word would like in a fantasy realistic world.Also most writers don't know some do know how economies work and usually the economy is irrelevant to most fact baced storys
*takes notes*This man knows his brisket.
>>104954280Calm the fuck down yeesh
>>104954204I don't get the SC though, Kel Tec is not overhyped at all. Nobody is saying Kel Tec is anything but a meme brand.
>>104954050Looks exactly the way I'd expect.
Put her over your knee for not doing karaoke paparissa!
>>104954331Fuck off mayuzumi, you are a blight to every channel you taint
>>104954355I don't remember Mayazumi wanting to force feed someone their own junk
>>104954338The SC almost felt like it was written outside of any and all context or real experience, like ChatGPT wrote it or something
Sorry Nerissa I like your dad and brother more
he's literally just like me
Oh my god fuck off
Rissa is a whore
Yeah no he definitely knows his guns. His 300 blackout is probably an amalgamation of brands he put together.
Calisthenics Bros???
If she was my daughter I would have slapped her so many times already
This guy is just literally an older Anon.
>>104954516Except he has a job and family
>>10495452990% he would be an incel like us if he was born in our generation
>>104954529>lel everyone on 4chan is a foreveralone virginCome on now.
>>104954529SOME DAY some day... maybe...
>>104954510you would be an awful parent
>>104954516That means there is hope for those in this thread
>very hard
There is like a 99% chance this guy browses /k/ and /tg/.
>She works very hard
>Ina raidbased
>>104954588>>104954607He just said today, and to be fair she put more effort into this stream than 90% of the ones she does
Nerissa's dad reminds me of this fella.https://youtube.com/shorts/UwKRFANEnL4?si=oX36sdIat4FGJVns
im never going to learn how to make brisket…
>>104954659you just need to buy a smoker and you put the meat in the smoker and leave it for hours
>>104954636Yeah plus he probably doesn't see the separate hours of recording for other projects.
>>104954646Nerissa's dad would 100% do https://youtu.be/J6Bau_P8a4E?
I don't care, I love this woman
not even 2 hours
>>104954510You would be a good parent who gives her good discipline don’t listen to >>104954557
I don't have enough words to say to thank Nerissa for having raided Ina.I don't give a fuck about the rest. Have a good night, gentlemen, I enjoyed the stream.
>>104954678Don't forget the butchers paper to wrap it and let it sit for another few hours
>>104954678I'd say a good slather of GOOD mustard on a brisket with the right type of spices and rubs is a good idea. And I mean a GOOD mustard. No dollar store shit mustard.
I respect him for recommending Smith and Wesson and not Glock. The Shield and MP line are underrated.
>>104954835night night jailbro
>>104954969I wouldn't say underrated. I think just Glock tends to overshadow EVERYTHING in the EDC world. There's plenty of options out there SW shields, Walther PPS PPQ PDP, Ruger with whatever they replaced the Security 9 with....
>>104954969Glock is a horrible choice for new gun owners, way too expensive and far too many models to choose from. I was glad to see him recommend a more affordable brand.
>>104955019The thing about polymer striker fired doublestack 9s is that they are pretty much solved. So you should go for the "best" ones not just brand name. Glock hasn't done shit for like 40 years. Walthers have a high bore axis and are snappier to shoot. SW comes with optic cut, accessory rail, good stippling, and the option for a thumb safety all right out of the box. And since the Glock and Walther don't do anything better than other polymer striker fired 9s, SW is the way to go. People who don't know better will say Glock or Sig because those are the biggest names. Ruger is doing a collab with Magpul for a Glock clone that /k/ has affectionately named the "Rugpul" because rug pull.
>>104955126But this is just a glock with the wrong grip angle why would I want that
Tomorrow she has a collab with Monii, whose stream is currently only watched by 9 people, it's a success!
>>104955126The snappier feel of the Walther PPS M2 is the reason why it's my everyday carry.
>>104955224She works very hard, please understand
Jesus Christ, if you fuckers don’t like her, just don’t watch her. Don’t come here and shut up the thread.
>>104955242that gun looks cheap as fuck, how's the weight on it?
>>104955224she's spreading the love to her indie friends
>>104955203Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Polymer strikerfired doublestack 9s are all the same. I honestly think a Beretta 92, CZ 75 and HKP30 are all way more different from each other than any of the polymer strikers on the market today. If I take a Glock, a Walther, a SW, a SIG, they're all going to fire pretty much the same and do the same shit. With that in mind, why would I pay more for brand name like a Glock, when it has less features, get a less pleasant recoil on a Walther, or have the gun kill me like SIG? >>104955242I have the PPQ Longslide and it is snappier than even my regular sized guns. That shouldn't happen. Also sub compacts are snappy as fuck already, why would you want one even snappier?
>>104955332?I like her, I don't like her friends or the forced liz crap
>>104955332I like her very much, the problem is that lately she seems to have bizzarely forgotten that us Jailbirds are here for HER, not anybody else, which makes the absence of solo content that isn't zatsus that much more painful when combined with all of these random indie collabs.
>>104954835Inya streams are comfy
>>104955332I love her, but I rarely get to see her.
>>104955332Tell your daughter to do weekly karaokes already.
>>104955507You're going too far, once a month would be enough.
>>104955507She would die
>>104955381>>104955440Please respect her collab choices
>>104955626I will when they become worthy of respect.
Someone explain to me why Rissa believes no one wants her? Are Jailbirds too ugly for her, so we don't exist?
>>104955440THIS, I'm just tired for the fact that she has become a supporting character for other people.>Hey guys, there may not be many streams or other content this month, but hey!!! I'll be on this stream by “x” talent, at this 3D event by "y" talent and in this cover with “z” talentI don't give a shit about them, I just want content from her for fuck sake
>>104955694She's spent so much time replying to bloodraven lesbians on twitter that she genuinely thinks that's what her entire fanbase is like
>>104955440I remember how she used to constantly say in membies that she makes content not for herself, but for US, and now 7 months have passed and this is all we get, what happened to her?
>>104955696It's especially sad because we KNOW she has the talent to stand on her own merits, not be some background dancer for this or that twitch random. She should know that too, and yet here we are. Both she and we deserve better than this.
>>104955729This situation is incredibly grim if this is genuinely the case.
>>104955743I remember it that she makes it for her
>>104955677>Anti fucker>Talking about respectlol
>>104955798We know the situation is grim, this is nothing new. Explains why her content is headed in this direction if it's true though
>>104955850>Not mindlessly consuming whatever subpar crumbs of content we get makes me an antiYeah ok, how about you fuck off back to twitter or the hugbox
>>104955332I love her. I even wrote her fan mail. I hate ERB and i hate that she just soaks in mediocrity lately, while pleasing everybody except her Jailbirds
>>104955729>>104955933not a jailbird but maybe you should be more vocal on social media
>>104955729There are so many guys on twitter who openly thirst for her. I think what she really wants is to meet a man in her personal life who sweeps her off her feet. A lot of women suffer from this fantasy and filter out a lot of men who would be great for them otherwise.
New bake:>>104956191>>104956191>>104956191
Sorry I mistook snap with crisp. Anyway, at least it ain't spongy like one of my clients edc. She carries a sccy in her purse and the damn trigger on it feels like a SpongeBob plushie. >>104955334It isn't cheap. Retail these days runs for 369 if you're lucky. But when I got it was 250 after mail in rebate from walther since back then they were going ham on promoting themselves on marketing.
