This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: collab week! some times tbd, more updates to come! yay!https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1970041077412565360/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlAhttps://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOughttps://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gghttps://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgShe's going to stream later SPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4Previous Thread:>>105140026
Yellow Lumi and White Lumi are collabinghttps://www.twitch.tv/lumituber
>>105332939>>105332971>>105333103You guys told me she was a hag. Those hands are from someone who’s young and in their early 20’s.
>>105332721Fyren's cocksleeve
>>105333242I’m more surprised by the color given that she’s allergic to the sun. Also Lumi’s nails look fantastic at least, she’s got good color on those.
>>105333301Stop calling starbro fyren. Lumi hates it.
>>105333578No one reading your post is fooled, anon.
>>105333614Lumi collabing with white Lumi is always so calming. I hope they collab more in the future. I like this vibe
>Lumi would ruin white shoes on whoever wore them, back in her highschool day. What a bully.
Go White Girl Gohttps://files.catbox.moe/uxwm1u.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/l46i3y.mp3
Lumi hates her gumis. https://files.catbox.moe/z6axqw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/pf79ch.mp3
>>105335182lumi should ban me or try to impress me
>>105333242It's the millennial buff people think I'm 25 all the time but I'm 34
>>105332939>>105332971>>105333103>Red Nail PolishWhat a whore.
>>105336962it fits with the vampire theme they are doing this month
>>105335182I bet she won’t ban her parents and brother.
>>105332721God, what I would give for Lumi to be my dominatrix.
>>105332721My love for Lumi has been waning for the past couple of weeks. Gone are the days of Lumi being experimental and adventurous, now she’s conservative and reactionary
>>105338888It's funny how the new experimental themed days became tradition after a year>no chyat I can't play the autism>but it's strategy sunday>but schizo tuesdayWhen her claim to fame is Total War Warhammer 2 and she had to stream it nonstop for months to finally get it.I mean look at Clio who's been streaming the same fuckin Paradox Games for 3 years and she gets 5x the viewers.
>>105333242Those are hag hands, she's 32
>>105339090She’s 23
>>105339236yeah sure lumi
>>105339479Lumi would never lurk, let alone, post here. She’s a high-class woman.
>>105332721cute tard
>>105339057ahe also somehow times her moods so she is only sensitive to viewer feedback when the suggestions are horrible and fully armored in autism when they are good. may be a skill issue. I could see her discarding the opinions of a dozen rare chatters piling into agree with something or oblivious to the particularist bias that comes from socially invested and over educated viewers.
>Starbro says he likes garlic bread>He then pisses off Lumi>Lumi calls Garlic Bread overratedI wonder if that's why she hates Gundam.
>>105332721That’s what Lumi’s mom looked like before punishing her
I’m afraid to talk in the other phase girls chat because lumi will find out and write down in her spreadsheet that I’m a whore and will dislike me.I wish I was joking
>>105343805Why does Lumi get jealous when we watch other girls?
>>105343820she doesn't, particularly if it's a phase girl or one of her friends
>>105343977Then why does she calls us whores.
>>105344201kayfabe
>>105344201Projection for her own whorish tendencies
You guys ever wonder if Lumi regrets being a GFE vtuber?
Can Lumi still be a tradwife even if she eats less than 300 calories a day?
>>105345854a trad skeleton
>>105345854i don't think she'll live longer at this point
>>105343805bro. I get that it took me 8 minutes to write this and what I am describing will take years. I also get that there is a miniscule chance of you bothering to read. the chance alone is worth the explanation. there are exactly two reasons to never chat or even watch elsewhere. internal and external. yours is external. as is of the case, that means you have sold a portion of the properly retained soverignty over your own mind. that sounds like faggot reddit nonsense in the abstract. and yet even a creature as morally dull as women are able to demonsrate this is a fundamental truth. how? women can practically smell the measure of a man when she herself is the moral quandry.for reasons that are irrelevant, they prove the same action done for different reasons has a measurable enough impact on everything you do to make yourself undersirable. a man who doesnt chat for fear of reprisal is acting with less moral courage than the man who simply doesnt care. obviously that is circular reasoning. relying on external attitudes to prove the self-destructiveness of relying on externally dervied forces is literally absurd. But it is useful because we all understand why acting for a woman's approval for no reason beyond her approval is called being a simp. I say this with nothing but charity. modernity has made it very difficult for young men to move out of that stage. you deserve better. so we are going to take a short cut. you can keep doing the exact same thing and begin on this journey for the exact same reasons and still find yourself more appealing and virtuous for it.gaslighting yourself into truly thinking your actions are motivated internally is a step towards self-respect. considering the opinion of a woman (with the obvious exception of your mom, grandmoms, and the mother of your children) on how you spend your free time is something no man who respects himself would ever consider doing. yet no matter what you do, that motivation alone will guarantee far more respect than any action that is the product of pining over someone who doesnt do the same. once you have gaslit yourself into restoring soverignty over your mind, it will happen. you will be aware of the duty of care you owe to yourself. energy once wasted on what could be will focus instead on making sure what YOU should be. everything else follows.that long form definition of tism rizz. when focusing on you being you winds up pulling more pussy for reasons only obvious in retrospect than you could have ever achieved even if you gave a fuck about planning. one day you will stumble into a girl that fits you better than anything you could imagine before. maybe that is when it is finally time to fight.
The more I see Lumi's breakfast, lunch and dinner, the more I get the feeling that Starmom fatshamed and intentionally starved Lumi as a child.
>>105335182basedjust like me frfr
>>105345854she needs a Latino (me) bf to fatten her up.
>>105346633tl;dr anon.i can't call you a schizo, in good faith, if i haven't ready your posts. I'm not the other anon
>>105347385he said its undesirable (in every sense) to use a woman's opinion as a guide for your own behavior and to follow your own desires instead even if you have to fake itthis is correct however it should not have taken 500 words to get across
>>105347385energy spent worrying about a specific woman's opinion is energy wasted. energy that should have been spent on becoming whatever it is your own opinion of your own self requires. that abstraction will prove its own worth once arrived at. in the meantime, put bluntly, you gave up all of the bitches you would not even have been unaware of before dripping with. the pursuit of the better self is the foundation of a tism rizz more powerful than a billion lists
>>105348135you rolled high int there. no contest. as to brevity, are you sure your wis kept up?
late night lemon?
>>105349424Let Lumi sleep
>>105350286I hope she has a nightmare and falls out of bed and knocks over her glass of water
I'm still hoping Lumi's brother becomes Phase Connect's first male idol. He will need the money for his master's degree.
>>105351610What’s she up to?
>>105333340Your idea of a 30 year old is probably women with kids time in the sun.
>>105332971>>105333103>fat fingersIts over, Lumi its fat now
>>105354945lumi is not fat
Is Lumi streaming later?
>>105355722yeah in an hour on Youtube right? And then Twitch the usual hours
>>105350343based>>105350286anon she is almost 30
is sunbrocean "the ghost" on twitch? if so it's disgusting, when will she stop disappointing?
it is time
>>105356486no. this is the latest in a long line. all of her whales end up chased off. lumi will never ban them outright. that makes her oblivious to her jannies finding other means to effectively do the same. smug made a rare appearence to white knight recently if you were paying attention
>>105356486It was called the box for a while but she ghosts people who act normal and gradually become more and more groomer or sexual
>>105355076She is.
>>105345854eat some fucking protein once in awhile, retard whore
How do you guys feel about sponsored streams? I feel like I was pretty nice, I showed up, and gave it a shot, but dipped after seeing the game was garbage. I don't owe her anything, but I also felt bad, because chat was basically dead the whole time I was lurking.
>>105358018>smug made a rare appearence to white knight recently if you were paying attentionWhite knight for who, sunbrocean?
>>105360790>chat was basically deadSponsored streams are just her being even more fake than normal, which is honestly impressive because normally she's super fucking fake. There's not a lot of point in chatting with a throwaway RP persona.
Lumi has been alive for hours nowhttps://www.youtube.com/live/PR1t9KQd3cU?si=nKj1xOeIdy8K9pur
>>105360955for lumi
>>105362880My cute lemon wife.
>>105360790Lumi is not fake, you fucking retard, she’s always genuine and authentic.
Lumi says electrons don't affect her. Is she right?https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>Lumi considers Latin a "Dumb dead language"What the fuck. I thought she was supposed to be an intellectual.
>>105369728she should be beaten with a stick
>>105360790yeah the game was shit but she showed up early. if she had been cute about it and did the school girl outfit and larp I would have felt more inclined to be supportive
>>105372962yeah mine
>>105373124I dont think you want me grabbing yours like that
I hate being right all the time. it isn't anywhere near as fun as it sounds. that level of submissive docility is endearing at least
turns out lumi is hot as fuck. did not see that one coming
>>105376048Her breasts are not that big
>>105378054it's not her tits anon. they get nasty the second they cross the line into DD. good luck making those look appealing after you hit 28. it's the body, tit, hip ratio. this is the first time the thought of choking her involved making her cum
>>105374917I prefer Starbro’s submissiveness over Lumi’s submissive attitude
So, if you were on Lumi’s list, would you apologize for your betrayal of her?
>>105379975Never apologize to people you don't respect, it will only lead to resentment when they fail to meet your expectations
>>105379975I wonder how big the list is, or how much time she spends making sure her whales are only loyal to her. Does she still have her subscribers' name on her wall?
>>105379188well that's because you're a fag anon. this statement is made not so much as a condemnation as much as an appeal to reason.
>>105379188Is Starbro actually more submissive than Lumi, or is it because Lumi can bully him into doing things for her?
>>105379975No. Why would I apologize for watching other phase girls? If Lumi wants my undivided attention, she should really up her GFE content.
>>105380443it's pretty fucking easy I imagine. all she needs to do is avoid devolving into such a basic bitch that she overcomes all the effort brute forcing herself into the very unique niche something along the lines of - the benevolently retarded girl utterly lacking in any natural talent or even any noticable appreciation for strategy games but raised into being such a hardcoded pickme that she will find a way to to get an audience with someone whose headpats are worth earning - and she is good. in short her only real risk is becoming yet another average vtuber. if we only put up with generic thots for just long enough to fuck, then why in would we tune into one?
>>105383385>benevolently retarded girl utterly lacking in any natural talentLumi has talent
>>105343820It's just a vtuber meme some vtubers used to lean into, to stand out from the whores and it kind of became a meme. And like most things, Lumi's smarter and actually present, so she can pull it off even with a sizable community.This part is my projection, but based on what I've seen, she possesses a certain craftsman trait. Lumi can suffer through anything because she's driven by the process of getting better, not some external goal. I don't think she actually cares.
>>105385859for the games she plays? no. for what she is good at? not really it was reps induced and beaten into her. why do you think she can get good at anything by brute force. she's an archer heal slut. that speaks volumes. this isnt negativity. technical or pragtical or even theory oriented, it's all hard won. she is only talented at whimsy. it's enough
>>105385924sure but the bitch doesnt know what getting better even means. its why she is such a shit judge of character when she has so much evidence she is a good judge. she can figure out exactly what is in front of her. if the significance of what is in front of her is nothing more than incidental to the larger plan, she is retarded. it's such a theme. I'd call her bpd or something just blindly self-destructive if she didnt act like a 12 year old confusingly hidden in a rockin bod
>>105386348>I'd call her bpd or something just blindly self-destructive if she didnt act like a 12 year old confusingly hidden in a rockin bodCan we save her, or even fix her?
which this week stream should i watch i need to collect more lumi reaction faces
>>105351678I wonder if the rumor is true that there is going to be a male in the new gen
>>105388650Lumi finally got her brother to become a streamer?
>>105388650yes
>>105390248Here you go now stop asking stupid questions and join her discord if you want stream pings
>>105387062yes but it will unironically require a lot of "why" questions and strategy games to trick her into practicing sentience. much harder to do remotely, especially since any pavlonian reinforcement would be interpretted as gooner behavior but it can be done.
>11
lemon streamhttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Nice vagueposting lUmi. >Gumis are being mean to fan artists>Who? >I CANT TELL YOUVery woman of you.
>>105394331Cute lemon.
>>105396456She’s eating something?
>>105396348She is a woman.
poor xalamon. he is a good sport. he always gets blamed for the shit smug does. don't like the guy all that much but he knows how to be professional when he needs to be and that is fucking praiseworthy
>>105396348nigger she couldnt have been more obvious here. painfully so. kaneko lumi. tard wife. little retard. the queen of autism. if she could understand how to use an analogy here, so can you
>>105396348It's Pupi. It's always Pupi.
>>105396348One guy in chat complained that he was called retarded in Gumicord for buying Pupi's artbook. It's pretty on-brand
>>105390273I refuse to join her discord. I’ll get more parasocial with her GFE behavior
>>105403326ok then check her Twitter for the latest schedule then, or just learn it because it never changes
Do you guys think Lumi hates female gumis the most?
>>105404407No, all the vtubers I've ever watched have universally gushed over female fans
>>105404879Even ones that try to steal their audience?
>>105404900In what way is she trying to steal lumi's audience
>>105405036Anon, Elfin is the Lumi of Europe.
>>105406815I missed the part where Lumi wants to organize Discord goonseshs, professes her love of white men and tell browns to kill themselves while spiraling deeper into alcoholism and mental illness. Or is that where the 'European' part comes in?
>>105406815Lumi is somewhat more clever about her pandering and doesn't lean into the girlfailure schtick too much
>>105407033>professes her love of white men and tell browns to kill themselves while spiraling deeper into alcoholism and mental illness.With the exception of alcoholism, that does describe Lumi to a T
>>105407609No it doesn't.
So why does Lumi hate Garlic bread
>>105413209Because she needs to be a contrarian whenever possible, even off stream.
