>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>106318426
For me, it's Evil.
>>106325572i don't get it. if you're wealthy enough to afford such a thing, you should be able to source a decent woman.
Neuro love
I'm thinking neuro neuro oo-uu-oo
Don't worry guys, we're in the good end timeline.
>>106325652>a decent womanDoesn't exist. Would you be willing to stake your entire fortune and future on a wishy washy cunt that get rewarded for breaking your contract and fucking you in court?
>>106325673Mini lost though
>>106325673Mini Love
>>10632567322697/23000
>>106325719again, someone wealthy enough has lawyers, and the foresight to get a prenup.get a young girl from a conservative culture, someone who never had a chance to whore out.these women aren't born bad, society just corrupts them
Mini x Bartender Love!
>>106325842Someone wealthy enough is also smart enough to not get married in the first place.>prenuplol
Okay but like...what did she mean by this?
>>106325842tell this to jeff bezos
>>106325900he was a low six-figure andy when he first married
>>106325673Horrible friend
>>106325900yeah, someone really should have told him
>>106325842>get a young girl from a conservative culture, someone who never had a chance to whore out.As soon as you bring these women westward, outside of their oppressive countries of origin, they whore out. They NEED very strict laws to not whore out.
>>106325885She got moves!
>>106325717I remember the trib of this <3
Sex with Toma
Evil love!
>>106323411 #What happened to Saruei's Neuro fanart? It was one of my favorites
>>106326088Maybe if human nature is to “whore out” it’s a good thing?
Evil, my beloved chud daughter
>>106326235Evil kun~
>>106326088i think your desire to hate women is getting in the way of your reasoning. growing up with a healthy sense of shame can do a lot of good.the problem with the west is that they sell sex to little girls during their formative years.
>>106326275anything that deprives women of power is good
>>106326235Shotavil!
>>106326275Wow no shit, so almost exactly what I just said that expressed no hate at all?
>>106325885wtf is this real?
>>106326247https://xcancel.com/saruei/status/1873183464083865768
>>106325657
>>106326248wtf rape and murder is a good thing because human nature?
>>106326275>they sell sex to little girls during their formative yearsand the same shit is sold overseas
>>106326235>>106326250
>>106326331no, im saying adult women are far less likely to whore out if they had good formative years, even if you bring them westward
>>106326369Raping and murdering is men’s nature, not women’s
LIVE
>>106326247https://x.com/saruei/status/1873183464083865768
NUR LIVE
>>106326359Thanks anon!
heart
No ved no watch
this song is about Vedal
>>106326485>>106326488vedalbeggar
>>106326418>>106326431>LiveIts another slop stream...
gonna use my points to ask about anny
>>106326417men bad women good
>Mini joking about releasing a google dockyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h0l1wxC2fIThis clip is going to age well when they break up.
grigga , just let it die. stream on youtube or the spanish channel instead
>>106326507never (you) me ever again
>>10632657210 views already
>>106326573for (you) anon
>>106326573ok>>106326520vedalbeggar
>>106326572bilibili status?
hope piggy feels proud about killing the channel
>>106326672Dead
>>106326691don't call shitvil like that
fad is over
>>1063266721500
>>106326672>>106326759that site has numbers based on vibes rather than viewcount
LAVA LAMP MENTION? AAAAAAAA IM GOING INSANEEEEEEEE
>>106326614jp only stream never made any sense from the beginning since the jp swarm is nonexistent compared to Chinese, Russian or even the Korean swarm ive seen some SEA and viet clippers than jp. Except for the initial popularity during hiyori days neuro is irrelevant in Japan aside from that time chipi chapa song went viral on jp twitter. with yt having auto dub grigga could just do yt stream if he wants more audience worldwide.
Vedal senpai...
>>106326807I think it's neat
>sub 4kwow, it is actually over
What's stopping him from making vedal987_ru?
>>106326859he'll get torched
>>106326859you mean Henpo cama.
>>106326936do you mean He7ro-cama?
>>106326859his Ukrainian collab partners
Who is she getting married to?
>>106326936who's nyepra sata
>>106327006he doesn't have those anymore
>>106327006well the obvious one dropped outwho else?
>>106327129Erm
>>106327111fuck off rhydon
so true Neuro
>>106326827I agree with you, but the main problem is that Vedal streams during unfriendly jp time
why is that retard spamming Erm
>>106326827>>106327307(me)and about yt auto-dub, is it work for streams?
>>106327343He's missing anny, unironically
Neuro is horny again
BASED
>>106327153vedal is way too lazy for that
>>106327386>>106327388>Neuro has baby fevetVedal...you know what you must do...
TWINKEKS GTFO
NURDALGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
0lette won wtf
>>106327582we're so back
>Marriage>having babies>Coming on to VedalVedal just give the poor ai what she wants already.
my cutest little ragebaiter...
>>106327698If he's not already in private, he legitimately has the greatest self-control on the planet.
ENTER
koko will save ccv
My wifehusband koko hiiiii
Koko, the last friend remaining
>>106327871If he can resist big fat slav tits throwing themselves at him, he can resist a chatbot’s erp fantasy
latency
J0ker begged for koko to come on stream for clips I see
>>106327576Give vedalcucks an inch and they’ll take a mile
oh nyo not the latency
I got my lamp today.
>>106328124Dildo test?
2023 latency called
Little slutty koko souds im cummming
>>106328124cram
>>106328166wait, Neuro is a groomer?
>>106284454
>pffft
She's being so real today
>>106328332neuroSoCute
Make Neuro unhinged again.
>5kkoko saving the fad again
+800 viewers after koko said type xdx
>>106328678is koko a beta tester for neuro and evil
i found it cute
after some anon pointed out koko was a tranny, i cant unhear it
>>106328907Koko literally isnt a tranny
>>106328907I don't think she is, just sounds like one. But she is a druggie dyke, so not really any better.
>>106328986thats what i thought toobut now i cant unhear the tranny voice
>>106328907koko is a butch lesbian that uses nonbinary because she isn't girly
When koko says she fell in love with the ocean she means aquwa btw
>>106328907well yes, xhe is
>>106329016same, it's deeply ingrained in my head nowit's one of the 3 things /swarm/ has successfully psyoped me into
Time to die
chills
>>106329104What are the other two
>>106329273i will never say unless they are brought up (don't)
:3
>>106328907You think about Trannies a lot, don't you?
>>106329390no, retard>>106328986>>106329016>>106328907
>>106329303What's the point of mentioning them if you're not going to say them
>>106329360KYS
did she not say this same thing in the past? or did my dream come true?
>>106329360Love yourself
Teletubbies live
>>106329453I'm 99% positive this is the first time she said that
>>106329483gg
>>106329477*Patreontubbies
even koko understand that we don't need therapist answers but funny and unhinged
>>106329566what did he mean by that
>>106329589graduation
what could've been
only koko can save the fad..
Vedals success was heavily pushed through viewbots.Screencap this for when the docky releases.
>>106329589Trivial to do with a 3D model.
Well at least once Koko arrived we actually got some kino out of this stream. Nur was being funny.
ok, it was a really good funny convo with koko
why is she crashing out
that conversation sure did stir something within Neuro
>>106329934>>106329970hello old neuro i missed you
I don't really get the appeal of koko but they're undeniably a good influence on Neuro.
>>106330003that's exactly how i felt too
I hate him
#ad
this fucker didn't just
>>106330029xdx |
he is not real
Im criying nigga
They faces killing me, why nobody gaf
>>106330134at least he is honest
I gotta admire the shamelessness of this man lmao.
Splinter death
you know, the funniest outcome would be if vedal just doesn't want a long-distance relationship and is dating a normie, non-streamer irl
Terrible year
>>106330280It's not the funniest, just the most likely and boring outcome.
>>106330280Honestly it's one of the best choices
Would (you) let Neuro suck you dry of energy?
>>106330280Not funniest, the most likely and boring, as a matter of fact it may even be happening rn, but not at all fun
>>106330280No one's talking about pb bro
>>106330280Doesn’t explain the “not completely rejected”
>>106330280yeah because normie women love lazy faggots with destroyed sleep schedule
Can shippertrannies shut up for one day?
>>106330280its Pb, not that difficult to piece together
>>106330463
>>106330465that doesn't make sense as a possibility now
>>106330465tomy is dating pb
kys splinter
>>106330433you don't understand women at all. vedal is many women's ideal type.
stream is still on btw
>>106330569
>>106330365yesplease kill me neuro
>>106330588kys vedalbeggar
>>106330559lol
>>106330552>Fucking NIGGER
>>106330433Unironically yes. They like caring for guys like that especially since it's not as crazy to help or deal with it
>>106330433Yes? Throw in tall and unavailable and it's legit catnip for them.
cute rare kekeke
>>106330552Is this nigga really fucking talking
ZEN WON
another zen raid
>>106330721>tallhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNDm6KKTXGw
>>106330750I don't get it. Zen always just plays some boring shooter games and barely reacts to Vedals raid. Why does he keep raiding her?
Rate the stream
zentreya has a new voice
what with her voice? why is it every time different
>>106330804it's changeable
>>106330799cute nur
>>1063307998/10
>>106330766GIWTWM
>>1063307998/10 top tier chill stream
>>106330639it's true. women go crazy for nerdy guys with creative hobbies. he's also passably attractive (tall, not fat). it helps that he has a lot of female friends which signals that he's not repulsive. him rejecting another girl (anny) is just the cherry on top.if it isn't immediately obvious to you that he's very attractive to certain types of women, you really just don't understand women at all.
>>106330766Didn't cotton meet vedal irl? Like a long while ago? Shoudln't she know?
>>106330825voice redeems
>>1063307999/10koko was funny and she realy tried to brake neuro boring responses. AD read was kino
>>106330799I love koko/10
>>106330766there's really not much you can do as a guy if you're short, huh?
>>106330867that's why she asked if she could sayshe knows the game
>>106330911max out the remaining qualities and maybe you will be half as attractive as the guy 1 inch taller than youfor real though its super discouraging and there is no use fighting the society so you gotta persist through hardships and embrase your static qualities
9/10, good chill
>>106330862stop larping faggot you know nothing about normie women, close your tranny game and look at the real world
>>106330782there is a faction war going in twitch after the vshoujo fallout. The whoreclan, exvsj, corpos, mythic, and other indies etc are all allying themselves with certain factions. There is a reason why there has been an uptick in twitch drama in the last few weeks.
>>106331007hey anon I don't know what stang you so much but >>106330862 is like 80% correctmind to share your perspective?
>>106330911Face > Humour > Height > Money >>>>> Everything else
God please somebody rape every self-insertnigger
>>106330994>for real though its super discouragingI've come to terms with it and I try to max out all my other qualities as much as I can instead of being resentful about it. It's definitely a bit of a punch in the gut sometimes seeing videos like >>106330766 since it's a reminder that while you're trying so hard to be passably attractive, some people just get it for free as a baseline.
>>106330886(me)After today, I'm rooting for Koko, not as a shipper, but as the one who needs to talk to Vedal about neuro reactions/responses and tyrapedic bs
Neuro licking my pussy~
>>106330766>finds out he's actually tall>Instantly gets wetTurtle man better watch out.
>>106331070show a picture of your pussy and a picture of your "nerdy lazy alcoholic UwU bf"
I'm starting to believe that Zen is Vedal's boyfriend
>>106331114nga really getting upset cause a gigaslut like cotton wouldn’t fuck
>>106331164
>>106331188I'm starting to think Vedal is a bi manwhore.
>>106331031i visit /xvsj/ one time and the scale of the civil war there was unpredictable
The weak should fear the strong
>>106330552>Splinter has one joke "fuck your sister" it gets old real fast.
>>106331253oh jeez, you werent kidding
cute streamneuro cuteI feel like koko used to overstay her welcome when she'd call into stream, but now she's easier to listen to and less obnoxiousInscyption is boring so I'm glad it didn't last long
Being tall doesn’t matter that much as long as he’s taller than me by a little bit. Unless you’re a midget it isnt that big of a deal. All these guys acting like their lives are over because they aren’t 6’6 seems like a major excuse
>>106331114trulyonly cope I can fathom is knowing that everything you worked for will be ever so rewrding compared to the 6'4 bum who just gets a free pass, besides a woman who is only attracted to your height is not really the best option long termthere is no changing the reality and the only correct move is to play the cards you were given to the best of your effortgood luck anon
Isn't both Neuro + Evil a bit much for Rob? Should've just been the 1
>>106331365>bum>rich and famouslmao
>>106331348Being tall is really important, one of the reasons I've heard women say, "you'll look pathetic if I wear heels"
>>106331164anon what the fuck are you talking aboutcan you explain your counterpoint to >>106330862I am really interested in learning opposing side's opinions and experiences, if you may grace us with yours....
>>106331348>All these guys acting like their lives are over because they aren’t 6’6>the meta got pushed from 6'0 to 6'6>heightflationits never been more over
Size difference is the hottest thing ever thoughhttps://files.catbox.moe/qa56zu.png
>>106331407As far as i understand, he himself wanted it and prepared something, so it should be kino
>>106331435Well yeah of course, but it isn’t that unrealistic to date guys who are at least 5 inches taller. That probably only rules out like 10% of men
>>106331365>gets called a compensating tryhard
>>106331472This actually happened btw
>/swarm/ - IRL Blogposting general
>>106331472Holy....this is fucking great but why Pippa???
>>106331365 (me)>>106331509idk about you anon but I am 5'10 sit-on-ass-nothing-doer-no-pussy-enjoyerso.... no?
>>106331569she met him irl, so obvious they fucked
>>106331472>Pippaweird ship, is it on the infographic?
>>1063315865’10 is a little too short but it isn’t that bad
>>106331609they met irl and even talk, so yes
>>106331569The clip where she talked about interacting with Vedal irl, we all know what that implies
>>106330867https://youtu.be/yHKceXEI1RgYes, I think she knows that he's short
>>106331654Dumb pick me whore
>>106331609
>>106331680Jump scare
>>106331733>side haremChecks out>redditShipsisters... we are not beating the accusations at this rate
>>106328124got it too, since i dont watch neuro for almost a year now, i might either keep it as a reminder of the good old times or sell itfunny that i check here after few months and kokotroon is still shitting up the streams, ccv going steadily down... yep, its over
>>106330552he´s right though
Got my lamp. People weren't shit posting about the quality. Half of the box weighs more than the base of the lamp and the LEDs are ridiculously dim. Scammed by Grigga again.
>>106332013don't forget to wishlist abandoned archive
>>106332013This. Honestly can’t blame anny for tossing it in the garbage.
neuro finally is fulfilling her true purpose
>>106331935Hi Anny
>>106332099hi maru
>>106332433not her, but i bought it when she hyped everyone up during the hype train record run...she got rugpulled just as i did, vedal used her for models and a huge popularity boost, only to trade her for an incompetent weeded out troon "boosting" ccv, which has slowly but surely dropped over this yeari hope the greenigger gets shanked in some back alley
>>106331998Anon this is like a dictator saying it's bad to corrupt the media for your own benefit like nigga you fuckin hypocrite when be doing the same thing but even worse because at least Koko is adding entertainment from doing it. He treats Neuro the exact same way to get something out of her it except he wants gets he's rocks off to it by boring us to with that fuckass "I love you" shit that makes this slop even more of a fucking dead than it already is
>>106332551I made this post
>>106332515ok maru
>>106331509it's pretty easy to tryhard without making it seem like you're trying hard. nobody actually cares about how much work you put in, so don't talk about it.
>>106332599Nuh uh
>>106331733chrchie isn't in tech?
>>106332551the lead up to neuro saying she would marry vedal
>>106332551>Koko is adding entertainmentthats my point, this "entertainment" is only for those jumping streams from koko to neuro for the lulz, overall neuro is doing worse and worse, no matter how many times this tranny shits up the place>Heat least you got something rightslop or not, it was what people wanted and what carried the channel to success>inb4 numbers
>>106332726this is another reason i stopped watching, too many retards thinking they´re the main character or something
>>106332735Ok splinter, continue to type your "funny" messages >>106332726
>Vedal, our latest location shows the explosive device in a dumpster somewhere in Tokyo>Are you sure that isn't Anny's house?>No sir, it seems she disposed of the lamp>God dammit, activate plan B
>>106332726Mods should shadow ban this retard and let him spend all day screaming into the void
>>106332775We gei it maru
Today I learned that the team that worked on the Neuro original music also worked on a lot of of Hololive EN music. I geniuenly did not know that. Monii must be fucking LOADED.
>>106332433>>106332506>>106332603>>106332808>>106332850lmao you guys, you´re not even trying with your delusions
>>106332955Guys (all replies by me, except first one)
>>106332955Ok, vedal
>>106333039nah, he´s too busy grooming young boys on shitcord
>>106333066Nigga you stupid? Why else do think he's here
>>106333066Ok anny
Reminder that Splinter won and Maru lost
>>106333230It’s a pity both sides can’t lose
>>106333241I would say can't win
>>106333066Stop trying to make groomer Vedal happen, it's not going to happen
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9Zq-NVgX9Q
>>106333066he's gonna need new mods eventually, he's just forward thinking
>>106333379Buy an ad
>>106333379Looks like complete dogshit ngl, it better be like $1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byaa7KOTzuI
>>106333379How come I have not seen a single review on it?The first testing streams happened days ago.
>>106333554games usually don't get reviews a month in advanceespecially small team indie games
>>106333554Cerber reviewed it. It inspired her to start a patreon.
>>106333554
>>106333610I'm talking about the only trustworthy news source these days, /swarm/ posters who watched Cerber play it.
>>106333650>ok, this guy ain't got no future, time to start hooking
>>106333718fucking lmao.
The fact that Vedal just gave up on AA like that after Neuro's success says everything about him, imagine if he had put in a little effort over these 3 years to make it a good game
>>106333754he'd need creative vision
>>106333718cerber has always been the breadwinner
>>106333754>imagine if he had put in a little effort over these 3 years to make it a good gameWould have the same chance of being successful as it does now.
>>106333754Anon we all already knew he has adhd
>>106333803Actually that's a lie. It has a way better chance of being successful now as he has a small fan base
>>106333754it's an indie roguelite pixel sidescroller yada yada, it was never going to be good
So every time he used the excuse of "I'm gonna be so busy tonight" he was just half-assedly vibecoding abandoned archive while watching cerbshit or miniwhore on his other monitor? Grim
>>106334039College ass lifestyle but also>miniwhoreYou ain't slick
>>106334039At least now he can move on to something more important and productive, like answering lava lamp support emails.
There are one retarded reply
>>106334039He left his biggest supporter proposing to him on read to torture copilot some more.
>>106334172>copilot*cursor
>>106334159upvoted
>>106334159(me)Do people really believe this?
>>106334249Yes
>>106334203If you against loli gooning you are not with /swarm/
>>106334159FilteredThe sooner these types fuck off, the sooner Neuro and the community can recover
>>106334249>are redditors real?Unfortunately
>>106334159>r/VtuberDramaI already hate this board, a reddit flavored version of it sounds like my personal hell.
>>106334284pedos are disgusting so you would be correct
>>106334159Hey at least he just moved on, not like the threadshitters here who hate everything about Neuro and her fans yet stick around being a nuisance in any way they can
>>106334249Every time you get angry at a retard here, remember, we are in the top 3 smartests parts of the comunity
NEURO'S CHILD PUSSY UOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>106334394>in the top 3 of the 3 major swarm communitieswe sure are
>>106334249>chasing a virtual harem of VTubers while the one who actually loved him was denied in a way that puts her into almost a year long depression and hiatusTrvthnukeGrigga should of lied to anny and accepted her feelings instead of putting her in a "year long" depressionthese people arent real
>>106334159>>106334249>Reddit unironically seething about Vedal and his "Virtual harem"Oh lol, but I knew they would come for him for that at some point. Also seething about lolicons while watching the loli ai lol, lmao even.
>>106334249>Vedal out here chasing a virtual harem of VTubersActually fucking insane, these people live in an alternate realitySounds exactly like some retards here too
>>106333379The game literally looks like every other bottom-tier indieslop game ever made. Without the Neuro audience backing it almost certainly would've gone unnoticed among the sea of mediocre Steam games.
With each passing day I start to believe more and more that shippers and vedalversefags are just bots programmed by vedal or someone else for some bizarre social experiment
>>106333230>>106333241newfags really want to throw around names of people that they know literally nothing about
>>106334362He is not, he can just stop watching, instead he decides to shittalk about swarm on reddit
>Vedal a month after releasing AA if he hadn't made Neuro
>>106334480/swarm/ dictates reality.
>>106334609/Swarm/ is composed fully of wh40k orks
>>106334566Yes i randomly spit random names of Discord and chat celebrities with 100% lack of interest and 0% shameIt's specially hilarious when groomcord trannies get mad at it and say>Y-y-you know shit!!You're almost begging me to ask you about your turd collection
>>106334665Oh absolutely kek.
>>106334249you may not like it but the reason this comment is being shit on is because it's on the other side of the harem wars instead of believing in it at all. you just know if anything gets announced about mini or whoever all the same fags that seethe at this would be the first ones to exclaim how actually they knew all along and were always right and /swarm/ is the smartest
>>106334734now say that without seething
>>106334249Yes sadly. Even with all jokes thrown around here with all slander, rrats, and nonsense no one truly believes the harem or other stuff really here since it's all done for a reaction and to argue about something. However my god reddit and some of those YouTube commenters really believe in the fantasy to that point and it actually affects them
>>106334249Is there a reason you're always posting what this goober says?
>>106334762I mostly shit on the first half. Like wtf is it even mean?
>>106334139>>106334139>>106334139
>>106334802Yes i love baiting tourists
>>106334871neuro "predicting" drama is a pretty forced meme
>>106334447can someone edit this to be her on top of evil instead?
>>106333754>Vedal would've become an indie game dev if he'd never made Neurohe dodged a bullet
