>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>106334139
>>106346132cutero cute
>>106346519cute
>>106346397cute
Sex with Tomaslop
Good morning swarmies
>>106347103cute nurs
>>106347103adorable twinsgoodmorning
i wonder if inscryption is just a bit too advanced for her to learn on her own or if maybe she needs to be more guided through a couple of games before playing so that she has past context on what to do in certain situations
How many copies of Abandoned Archive you think the green nigger will sell?
>>10634796535k
>>106347965Probably a decent amount just because of how big the community is.
>>1063479653000
>>106347849Way more than it should
>>106348281Meant for >>106347965
>>106347849I think it's a mix of the integration being buggy/not good enough and neuro being a bit too retardedAt the very least it's clear something is wrong and it's wrong on such a level neuro's personality cannot really shine through her gameplay unlike in minecraft or even osu
>>106347849The game sucksShe should play Chrono Ark instead
wasn’t there some sort of change by twitch themselves changing ccv to not include lurkers or something? Wouldn’t that be the reason for the channel declining
>>106348925Nononono that's ridiculousThe channel is declining because Vedal stop having sex with his harem, anything else is cope. Keep your delusions to yourself.
>>106347849>so that she has past context on what to doNeuro has a really tiny context window. In fact the other AIs bully her for it.
>>106348925this affects 1-2k viewers. yesterday, the viewer counter jumped between 4.2k and 5.8k
>>106348983You're not wrong
>>106348925The actual viewer count for this channel is like +1.2-2k viewers but twitch isn't showing them for whatever retarded reason you can download "enhancer" for chrome and actually see the real viewership for example yesterday it peaked at 6.8k which is still down but not catastrophicly
veddick wouldve fixed anny
>>106349153Nobody cares about your "extension" purists, those numbers are as real as /swarm/ polls, pathetic attempts to "prove" that Vedal streams are actually the ones underperforming based on percentagesAll cope, the channel's doom, it died with the Vedalverse, Anny and the Dark Vedal
>>106349219Yeah my bad I forgot we were pushing that agenda this week
>>106349219You aren't wrong
i was sad i forgot to order a lava lamp but after seeing how everything that could possibly go wrong with them has, i feel bettersorry for anyone affected though
Abandoned Archive will sell at least as much as the Vedal plush did. Because the game IS Neuro merch. It will sell but not for its merit as a game. In fact, Abandoned Archive merch would have the "subtle Neuro fan" effect that everyone seeks.
>>106349219trvth, biggest showcase is the sheer drop off of interest towards neuro on youtube. Clippers and main channel both just don’t pull numbers like they used to.
/Swarm/ - Anny general
>>106349282Sorry anon, but you have to VERY retarded to get harmed by the lamp
>>1063479651-8k the game genuinely looks so terrible that no outsiders will be drawn in unless it's kids wasting their allowance on steam slop AND bad enough that i don't even know if neuro buff can save it
>>106347965Too many
>>106349285He will be retarded not to sell it at least for 30 buckaroos people will just buy it purely because it's a Neuro-sama meme game
>>106349317>go to any clip channel>sort by popular OH NYO, all those loyal Neuro fans...gone
>>106349282Kill yourself beggar
>Abandoned Archive was what Vedal was staking his future on prior to neuro>Sidelining Neuro to develop the flophopefully Vedal learns that he is dependent on Neuro and stops being a lazy retard
>>106349282its baffling how they managed to fuck up a lava lamp, its ancient tech at this point
>>106349408He knows it but he's not grateful enough to Neuro.
>>106349317sure but they don't even look good either
>>106349446They had to redesign the ancient tech to fit in heat sensitive electronics. Fucking it up is inevitable. It's a miracle they even shipped it out.
>This reaction will make a fine addition to my collection.>A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE SWARM BEACON!>"A strangely human conversation" is a video I would recommend before watching Neuro's first original song "Life">Welcome to the swarm! This Video has some inaccuracies. A swarm member did a new and more up to date version called Neuro-Sama: The wholesome side of AI by MaxwellKW. Also recommend the karaoke covers by the twins>Swarmling reporting in>Prepare yourself for A S S I M I L A T I O N>Have a warm hug from the swarm >HEY SWARM!! THERE'S A NEW ONE OVER HERE!!!>WITH THIS SACRED BEACON I SUMMON THE ALMIGHTY SWARM!!!!!!!!!!!>The best part of this vid was when the Swarm said "its swarming time" and started swarming all over everything. Made me swarm harder than ever before!>We are the swarm, resistance is futile>Swarm, should we tell him about the neurocar?>Definitely not edited video of Vedal's apology. https://youtu.be/faggotpostedalink
schizo hours
>>106349737Watch a strangely human conversation. The video is fire fr frDid you know Anny is Neuro's mom?
another hand has touched le bacon
upvoted
this
>>106349282my lamp is supposed to arrive today so im still excited even if i might accidently burn my house down
>>106349925it's what she would want
sometimes (You) scare me a little bit
guys did you know that 3 years ago vedal did a stream where the joke was that he doesn't show up to evil's birthday???watch a strangely human conversation from 4 years agoomg did you know 5 years ago anny drew the model which means she is le mom?watch strangely human conversationanother hand has touched le beacondid you know vedal missed her birthday?watch a strangely human conversation
somebody start some drama.... miniposting..... anything... please...
why is bro so angry?
>>106349974at least it's not that fucking "how a turtle..." video
>>106349996did you watch a strangely human conversation? are you even stroking your beacon?
Is there a point to your seething?What do you plan to do about it?
You are not a real swarmer if you didn't watch a strangely human conversation today. Watch it right the fuck now faggot.
>>106350082another hand has touched le beaconwatch a strangely human conversation
>>106349666volyren my goat
>>106349985Best I can do is femved posting
least dedicated fanbase btwanother hand has touched le baconwatch a strangely human conversation
For the US AA will costs $5.99 with a further discount on launch
>>106350154thanks
>>106350180what a strangely human quote
tell me more
# <:abandonedarchive:1435483768059334678> FAQhere's what i have so far in response to your questions:> How much will the game cost on release?depends on your region but for the US it's currently $5.99 with a further discount on launch> Will the game continue to receive bug fixes or content updates after launch?some bug fixes yes, not sure about content updates though - possibly not> Will there be modding support?we don't plan to provide an sdk on launch but modding the game should be pretty easy, if there's enough demand we might add steam workshop> What is the Linux support like?it supports linux> Will Neuro/Evil be playable characters?no not at this time, though you may find a few references in game
>>106350154
>>106350276what a strangely human conversationanother hand has touched le bacon
>>106350294>turtle onesiehigh chance she's wearing nothing underneath like the lazy, sexy slob that she is
>>106350276Grigga pussyfooting around again.This shit will flop and never see an update again, and that's for the best.
Sorry, what happened with Anny? She confessed to him and he turned her down or something?
>>106350359she touched the beacon and summoned the swarm
One of a Kind Minawans itt, has she dropped any feet pics yet?
patpatpat
what if evil, but neurowhat if neuro, but evil
>>106350575cute
would (You) suck >her coch?
femdal is NOT a futa
>>106350537I really wish Vedal kept a log somewhere of all the things that get filtered. Preferably live updated too, so you can immediately see what she tried to say.
Mint and nur need to Have a cunny collab
Came back to backread swarm after not watching nuro for a few weeks. Is it just a slow descent now bros?
In top-to-bottom order:>Ellie, Cerber, Layna, Femdal>Koko, Cottontail, Evil Vedal>Vedal>Camila, Evil Neurodo (you) have your own assigning of people to the list?>where neuro?the list doesn't have a psychopath category so she isn't in it
>>106350082i miss v2 eliv
>>106350735Here's your slow descent*Mating presses you violently*
>>106350575adorable twins
>>106350735>Is it just a slow descent now bros?yeah sure nerd here's the 'slow descent'*pushes your head down the toilet*
>>106350735>Vedal will always be distant to everyone and no longer bait shipping clips>He will attempt to run a concert that will flop immensely hard or never come to fruition due to operational difficulties>Proceeds to do 1 more year of chillslop before crashing out and retiringThis is the future /swarm/
>>106350736I think I like evil Vedal more than regular Vedal
>>106350735>slow descenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J6N8oIKvPw
>>106350575Grim that we never had a who is Neuro/Evil game where green bitch have to guess or a one lies one tell the truth
Evil Vedal the type to spam talk about how much he likes the outdoors and hanging out with friends and publicly talking about going on trips to other countries for cons only to never fucking leave his house for months on end
>>106350807>Vedal will stop baiting shippersBeggars will seethe - "fad is over">Vedal will do more concert and songsBeggars will seethe - "fad is over">Proceeds to do more chill streamsBeggars will seethe - "fad is over">Continues doing occasional dev streamsBeggars will seethe - "fad is over">Neuro fans keep enjoying Neuro streamsBeggars will seethe - "fad is over"This is the future of /swarm/, some whorefricans will remain for whatever reason, and Vedalbeggars will occasionally have meltiesNature is healing regardless.
evil vedal would've made the packaging for the lava lamp barely passable but make the actual lava lamp very high quality
Numbers for 11/4:1: https://www.youtube.com/@YukinoshitaPeo (24,275)2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (4,649)
Sometimes doing the right thing is the wrong answer.
I will keep enjoying Neuro, Evil and Vedal streams
None of you are making any sense.
>>106350935anny tweet ahh
>>106350948fuck off beggar
Evil Vedal be like today I will not waste all my time and resources on meaningless side projects
>>106350980>beggars are already making tulpas out of fictional characters roru, rumao
Everyone is forgetting that evil Vedal would also have the inverse of current Vedal's luck. So his career wouldn't have kicked off
evil vedal would use /swarm/ as his go-to place for advice while basically abandoning discord
>>106350141who>>106350445patpatpat>>106350575too cute
>>106351051nahh evil vedal just has the inverse personality/character that normal vedal hashe still has the same miracle-like luck and talent but he puts alot more effort
>>106350445patting the cute AIs
evil vedal would have used v2 on Neuro thus saving the fad
>>106351146evil vedal would have never chosen anny as the model artist, but instead find an actual professional model artist to create one for neuro
i haven't been here in a while but this general seems much more insane than usual
evil vedal would be called shitdal and her fanbase shitdalbeggars
Evil Vedal would rape Cottontail
>>106351244This.
Shitdalbeggars your oshi is not even exists
>>106351211evil vedal is so much nicer than regular vedal though
evil vedal would not have trans/femboy allegations against him he would make it very clear he sees himself as a man through both his words and actions
evil vedal would have picked olette over mini btw
>>106351308Would he dm women though?
>>106347849In the case of Inscryption I don't think it's a context issue. Even if you put into context all the cards of the game, the AI would still need to solve the best one to play which would require a more complex algorithm. LLM are usually very simple for obvious reasons.It's just a case of turtle having to put in some more work, which he obviously isn't going to do for a single game. He hasn't done any progress with his minecraft AI in years.
>>106350696Vedal can open a Patreon for the transcript of filtered lines every stream. I might be willing to be a member for that
Shildalbeggar hours
I have nothing against evil vedal but her fanbase is just insufferable
*touches the beacon*le swarm has been summoned
>>106351825evilfags are completely fine the ones being annoying as fuck are the antis constantly bitching about them.I don't really care though because I'm part of the elite that supports the twins.
>>106351177Or alternatively chose Pb, the original plan he had.
>>106351915did you not hear what vedal said about first model?
Sleeping in vedal's bed, expecting to be treated like a cum dumpster, but he's actually kind of shy and cute about it, so you start by stroking him a bit while giving loving affirmations, then he starts fucking you, and it's the best fifteen minutes of your life, and you fall asleep breathing in his thick musky man scent while he spoons you, then when he wakes up he gives sarcastic and deadpan quips as if it didn't happen, but he's smiling a bit so you know he still enjoyed it, I am unwell, I am sick in the head, sick sick sick
>>106351957if neuro's model is the reason you like neuro then you don't actually like neuro
>>106351978what do you mean? i answer on>Or alternatively chose Pb, the original plan he had.No he is not, he said that he planned to find some cheap variant
I still don't understand why Vedal made the game integration public to never use it on chill streams
>>106352026he's lazy
goodnight swarm
>>106352073I'm going to bed as well, good night!
>>106352026After all the talk he did last year about wanting to upgrade chill streams it's crazy he never did more than twin calling.
>>106352073sweet dreams hun
>>106352092even that's half assed, let the play games against each other, give them some kind of interactivity when the other one is on screen, a reason to talk about other thing than their feeling.
why do you guys interact with the spammer
>>106352026>>106352092>>106352135he's lazy
>>106352137for backreaders enjoyment
>>106351957Yeah, either:>hire someone from fiverr>get one of his friends to make a jank modelThe latter was Pb (he didn't have to burn her like that)
>>106352026Was going to make a comment about the neuro-sdk but then noticed the cores have not been updated for about 4 to 11 months.
How far are we from Neuro's theoretical peak (not AGI)? % wise
>>1063522211 month - 10 years
>>10635222140%
>>106352137why do you assume it's not the same guy?
>>1063522212024 Subathon Neuro was closer to ideal Neuro than the current one
What could have been
Another strangely human hands has touched le beaconYou have summoned us THE SWARM the least dedicated fanbaseWatch evil neuro's defining momentsDid you know Anny is her mother?And Vedal (pronounced VEDAL PEDAL PEDOL BTW) has a really sexy back?React to a strangely human conversation
Who is the grainy guy being spammed
>>106352457THE SWARM
Has anyone seen the fad lately?
>>106352496I have bad news anon ...
>all those react channels have not updated their videos yet to remove Anny>new people come in and think the shipping cute>youtube swarm comments trying to damage controlawkward
>>106352496https://youtu.be/wrC3FEokDqc?t=15267
>>106352587least dedicated fanbase btwThey should watch a strangely human conversation
>>106352589damn Neuro sound retarded in that clip
>>106352629she sounds strangely human
>>106352589July 2023
>>106352659>theytranno no passo
>>106352589peak Neuro and peak Vedal
When is this bitch gonna release a doccy talking about how vedal flew her out, but didnt fuck her?Is she just going to keep making (not so) subtle references to it and vaguepost forever?
DROP THE DOCCY ALREADY
>>106352739>Is she just going to keep making (not so) subtle references to it and vaguepost forever?yes, that's how hags operate
>>106352739least strangely human fanbase by the way
>>106352659To be fair Evil Neuro is a one episode character name, not a main character name. Neuro-sama is honestly a pretty meh name too, but at least it's far better than the prototype name. He's not good at naming things.
