This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: did you miss Lumi? She's back!regular schedule returns! let's get happy!https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1988541893118963721/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlAhttps://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOughttps://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gghttps://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgLumi will stream later in the daySPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4Previous Thread:>>106605958
That Ukrainian girl getting slaughtered on public transport didn't seem to affect her at all. What does that tell us?
>>106690494I see this word and I think “wedgie.” I want to give Lumi a wedgie.
idgi, the previous thread is only on page 3? when does it archive
since we were talking about chat analysis, does anyone archive twitch chat?
AI looked pretty fun, I think she gets it even as a stream.
>>106690645that she is a leveled individual? even if she has things to say about it she would never do it.
>>106693250What would the benefits of the analysis be? I saw someone do that once for phase at large I think
At worst: “she was in the wrong place at the wrong time, she should’ve been watching her back, it was an unfortunate isolated incident”At best: “send them all back, and if they came from here, send them away anyway”Either way she won’t ever say it because she doesn’t benefit from becoming political
>>106693250There's no excuse for lack of agency in the big 25. Text files don't get that big.
>>106694182id just like to keep archives, but some anons talked about optimizing the way to get lumi responses>>106694906yeah, i was more asking for past streams. streams that have a vod still up i can do myself.
>>106690562Fyren's cocksleeve
>>106693250no
Sakana paid this lemon to stare at ushttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
She could stare at me like this every day
>>106689692lumi kissed me good night. it made me happier than I expected
>Lumi discovers that there's second and third generations of indians in california>She wants to deport themBut why?
>>106697462why not?
why does lumi struggle to explain things when she is so good at talking?
Stop hurting Lumihttps://files.catbox.moe/2z8ex4.mp4
it's time to fire xalamon
>>106697989It twitched.
uuuuuu I love lumi
>>106699190I love her more
>>106700995Define love
>>106697462She’s sensible
Man she's so attractive when nerding out.
Why does Lumi hate Zeus so much?
I've never commisioned art before. I'm sure it is too late to get it by lumi's official birthday, but how much does it usually cost? I wouldn't do porn for porn's sake. That is just fan service. Self-insert is creepy. Normal happy stuff is meh. It has to be for her if it is a present.She seemed to REALLY enjoy (and possibly commisioned) that tender post-ryona aftercare pic related. So maybe something like that?The alternative would be something like this>>106690562where it is more than just a take on her supericial model but also catches that beautiful yet sad aura. I guess it would also have the side benefit of making me feel less like a coomer but that isnt relevant for a gift
>>106703312oh right the call of the question. any suggestions tips for birthday art? be it artist or theme?
>>106702985She hates strong men.
>>106705636But Zeus is a coward.
>>106705636she loves strong men. she wants one of A. a man who could snap her like a twig but chooses instead to enslave her for his pleasure before eventually come to love her. or B. a man immune to her charm who gets her all flustered by outfoxing her at everyturn and turning her brattiness into a weapon to punish her with. Who she can then prove her worth to over time until he grudgingly chooses to value and then love her. Either way, she only respects men strong enough to be 1. completely immune to her manipulative charm 2. strong enough to get away with remaining perfectly respectable even as he slaps the shit out of her violently (as a conquerer rather than a stalker) or intellectually (witty and funny enough to entertain a party while ripping her to shreds, as opposed to bitter antiing from a loser) and 3. Strong enough to control their stength and be tender and delicate after establishing their position. Bitch loves strength. she hates power that is not earned because it outstrips the wisdom to use it properly.
I think Lumi is more normal than we give her credit for and feels a strong attraction towards dark triad men same as most romantics.Most people have to grow out of this at some point and be more pragmatic which isn't to say it's wrong to desire the former it's just biology running counter to cultural developments.adapt or be childless and miserable
>>106709120she isnt into dark triade. like you said, give her some credit. yes, she likes results. saying results oriented people are automatically dark triad is like saying everyone who gets annoyed by a chirping smoke detector is autistic. she has made it very clear that she thinks narcissism is gay because a man with a fragile ego is a bitch and anyone who cant take constructive criticism is useless. She thinks psychopaths are retarded because she thinks people with poor impulse control have zero discipline and that shallow emotions are boring. The only one she enjoys is machiavellianism. Even then she only respects it when used as a tool for a greater objective. not an ends unto itself. lumi isnt autistic or retarded. she has a clear and well developed set of preferences that are reasonable, achievable, and identifiable. the only thing wrong with her is the anxiety around the mechanics of love and intimacy. the abstractions are all fully functional. she wasnt raised by retards or losers. she was raised without the CLEAR unconditional affection that makes people confident enough to put themselves out there and risk being vulnerable. yes she was punished with a level of severity and creativity that left her terrified of things in general. some of her fears are irrational. her loves are not. her ability to love is not. we know that because we know why she cant cut someone open. she is just afraid
>>106709855What does she think of women with narcissism
>>106711048she is our white knight in lumi armor.
>>106709855Just because she doesn't like the literal teenage tik tok dark triad version, doesn't mean it's anything qualitatively different. Anything she's talked about is basically "Edward from Twilight" but with a few twists that come with a developed prefrontal cortex.>she has made it very clear that she thinks narcissism is gay because a man with a fragile ego is a bitch and anyone who cant take constructive criticism is useless. She thinks psychopaths are retarded because she thinks people with poor impulse control have zero discipline and that shallow emotions are boring. The only one she enjoys is machiavellianism. So she wants someone that can walk the tight rope of ruthless and gentle? Again, just standard, college educated woman stuff. >she's not retardedRetarded enough to not bag Prescott-Chadwick III. Skill issue.>Even then she only respects it when used as a tool for a greater objective. not an ends unto itself. You want some Nietzschean Ubermensch to basically adopt her? Maybe she's pretty enough to have had the chance, but at this point, she shoud work on bagging Trevor the regional branch manager. >lumi isnt autistic or retardedTrue. >her ability to love is not.Who has she been able to love? Only thing she's shown any real gentle care to is abstract things, or her "coworkers". I think you should express this sentiment at her, directly. Get her response as the recipient of this, frankly, otherworldy love and admiration.
>>106713139When you said dark triad were you referring to the psychological traits and their relevant cluster B presentations in extremis or were you referring to whatever pop culture meme about the traits is in vogue? we may be talking past each other
You guys couldn't save Lumi
>>106713802nnnooooooooooo why did she procrastinate the thing she is inevitably going to do anyways
>>106711048Lumi says she's not a narcissistic person because she hangs out with chat
>>106715565she's a narcissist because she likes looking at staring at herself and listening to herself. apparently she is nice and symmetrical so whatever and she chose a job where getting off to listening to yourself is required. she probably has some of her mom's narcicissm in her but she copes well enough professionally. considering amenable she is to being put in her place with relatively acceptable effort, I think she has coped well personally too. She needs a gentle hand in some areas and a firm hand in others. I dont think that is intrinsically concerning.
I think Lumi would be more than happy for Jelly to marry Starbro
>>106721008would she now? I could see it after her trip. honestly that is a good thing. their personalities line up
>>106722530>would she nowShe would, that way she can keep seeing her in private
>>106725781she's so sweet. is she able to talk to jelly the same way she can talk to chat?
I need to think of a better system to address the social anxieties faced by our wisest anons. it's quite the dillema. anything you offer always runs the risk of schizoing them out. plus there are legit schizo midwit antis always lurking. anyone who finds a solution gets a pat on the back
>>106727216She has the best outfits
How was the myth stream?
>>106729059Awful, she was shitting on Zeus
>>106729059>>106729083Can't sleep so catching up on what I missed. Also Zeus sucked. He was just another Kronos for the Son of Man to overthrow. You didn't think Christianity is anything other than the culmination of Greek thought, did you? I hate Protostants..
The only thing better than sex with lumi is friendly sex with lumi
>lumi didnt think zeus was overthrownbleak
You guys think Lumi will like Ares for avenging his daughter’s rape? Or will he call him a pussy for actually caring about his daughters.
>>106729901Of course? Where do you guys get these insecure narratives from
Lumi owes my magician an embaressing display of parasocial attention. Something that makes her clearly vulnerable and ideally submissive. It sounds silly but the power paradigm is itself unnatural and can only be restored to its happy equilibrium with the types of effort that exist outside of that ideal equilibrium. We're getting old.
I did notice that this thread is continuously just completely detached from the stream. People will argue about something really hard, but then I catch up on the VOD and it was never even brought up. Are you guys in the Discord or something else, and you just air out your darkest, most schizo theories here?
>>106730519>discordno. I just like lumi
