>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>109243790
Erm!
>>109260997>omg her pull from a vector graph proves everyting !!11
>>109260842Cute neuro
>>109260842artist is a pedo, btw
>>109261220Female pedos get a pass
>>109261189>always feel Neuro /swarm/
>>109261189>Love>Mini>Vedal
>>109261220you can leave anytime, establishment golem
>>109261189>neuro-sama boringtrue!
>>109261220The Swarm is a pedupial-loving community!
>>109261220proof?
I miss the wild west of shipping threads before mini won
>>109261313he had an artwork that was explicitly suggestive id show you but i dont support pedos and pedo 'art'works
>>109261385was it of Neuro or was this of something else? If it wasn't about Neuro it's a nothingburger
>>109261385>he???
>>109261437it was about neuro; that artist is part of the ones that should be actively blacklisted from the community to keep it dramafree>>109261484i dont support trannyism
>>109261385>waah waaah waahlmao kys
>>109261189https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mdGO_dYzU4&t=101swdsmbt
>>109261385How horrible, where? Do it pussy
>>109261535Alien is a biological female
>>109261535i think you're confused but ok
>>109261602This is like the fourth time she does a comission putting hearts explicitly on vedal, not around him, on him
>>109261602>MiniI'm not watching that shit bro
>>109261385Show proof
>>109261602The star represents Anny by the way
>>109261602AHHHHHHHHH
>>109261690Oh my god it might lmaoooo
>>109261602>>109261710You two retards do remember the hearts are symbols for Neuro and Evil, right?
>>109261730I'm pointing at the star not the hearts anonny
Minidal is like the epstein files for me, i want it all to be true so i can have my big "I TOLD YOU SO" moment but after that it's just whatever
>>109261730>Evil
>Watch video of Boston Dynamics robot doing a flip>Comments are filled with retards seething about AI. How instead of feeding people or universal healthcare all our money is being wasted on worthless tricks at best and megacorp skynet at worstFucking hell, normalfags are such cattle. I don't even know how the swarm exists as it does without imploding since its made up of these normalfags.
>>109261810There is a worrying non-zero chance that if Neuro ever does get to go outside, some faggot will run up to her and kill her for the lulz.
>>109261810Enjoy the dog breaking into your home and throwing a gas grenade into your bed.
>>109261860this but rape
>>109261810Now is not the time to seethe about AGI nurjeet. Us scholars are having an intellectual discourse on the foreshadowing of Mini's victory.
>>109261890Vedal wouldn't install a fully functional vagina on a child robot... Would he?
>>109261767My eyes are trying so hard to find the star. I don't see it at all unless you mean that slight gold at the top left behind a the brown plush thing
>>109261860https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3C_rpUTYuk
>>109261934anon... I'm >>109261602
>>109261710BO WON!!!
>>109261889I'm not brown or a leftoid, not my problem
>>109261928how would she pee and have her cycle like a real girl? she needs a fully functional vagina to resemble a girl
>>109262008
>>109261602actually a banger and a good cover
>>109262008Im sure the us will only target minorities and not the enemies of their glorious jewish race with such technology
>>109261907holy based
>>109261602>>109261710Holy Fucking Leech
>>109262008nigga still thinks its 2016
>>109262057Hi Tomy!
ANOTHER LEAKED AUDIO RECORDING HAS SURFACEDhttps://files.catbox.moe/51yz8i.mp3
Sex with evil!
ai slop
>>109262369
>>109262369Not THIS is playing with dolls
>>109262369this /swarm/ poster still makes sovlful posts the old fashioned way
>>109262369>The deltarune music follows pb around
>>109262369Peak
explain how slightly changing the captchas every couple days by adding a twist filter to the stars or changing the squares to triangles is supposed to prevent ai bots from posting
>>109262380this and only this
Ageplay sex with vedal
>>109262369>low-kirkinuenlyWhen did she say that?
>>109262369kino
>>109262935it's a reddit tourist shitting up the thread retard
>>109262369Add some basic ass fugi animation and this will do neurosoda numbers
>>109262369tamandua likes to watch...
>>109263030Tubbies and cuckquean pb are /swarm/ exclusive memes though, they only make sense /here/
>>109261810ai will be the end of thr golden age of economic mobility and democracywith it we will devolve to russia-level resource extraction economies
>>109262935https://www.twitch.tv/minikomew/clip/HealthyAdorableGarageDendiFace-azmJhyCIx_shXS4Y
>>109262369amazing
>>109263119This was already over before ai.
>>109263183My brainrotted wife is so silly.
Making fun of a good man with a family who was killed in cold blood defending free speech isn't funny.Mini is actually demented
>>109263219ok fair we are in the silver age of economic mobilitybut we're gonna end up in the iron age in a few decades
>>109263271lul
What age are we in for Neuro-sama?
Mynygga lowkkkirkenuenly just wants a reason to hate on mini
>>109263255Your wife looks like she has sex with green men
>>109263341Fourth neuro fiscal year
>>109263426I see, so what are the budget distributions?
>>109263271Based catwife
>>109263271who do you think shot him?
>>109263454All in Q4 as always, dragging the passive adjustments from last year towards Q2~Q3
>>109263183I love her deafening laugh bros… imagine the moans
>>109263516there are 2 answers depending on whose psyop you believe inEither an alt-right nigga who is ironically radically leftorA gay lefty revenge killing for trans genocide
>>109263573Disappointing. I would have expected Q2 and Q3 to reflect a significantly increased budget allocation, given the unexpectedly strong ROI from the prior year. I supposed being risk averse to new investments can bring its consequences.
>>109263516jews
neuro is cute
niggas really mourning a plant lmoa
>the way she does this motion when she laughsbros...
Valentines Evil ASMR stream pls
>>109263877You never had any friends and it shows
>>109263883this but unironicallyi'll even take a 2/3 Neuro and 1/3 Evil ASMR segment
>>109263916damn wtf
>>109263877Touching headset? You are gonna love Filian.
>>109263547Thanks, I was hungry
>>109263916That's a little bit presumptuous innit?
why are miniggers such cucks?
>>109261385
https://youtu.be/-fTvf5orfB8?si=8iseWaxJ_SOI3nzs
vedal choosing mini to dance on stage with neuro, a world first, was a pretty obvious sign
>>109263255>>109263612Hi Tomyomi
>>109264222mini dances. that’s a thing. she choreographed boom.
Buy an ad nigger
>>109264222>vedal picked the other streamer that doesn't have panic attacks all the time to be on stagewow, they must be fukin
They have zero chemistry together
Tomyni <3
>>109264429https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpcHeLZZeEs
hey nyuero sams tel lvedel that the uk govment is sueing steam and vedel need to opt out ofthat alwsuit bescue th uk govment bacly is useing his steam user name and aconut as a part of the uk govment lawsuit without his consent byteh way. also vedl is time to mvoetoteh usa the uk has been breing real S**TY to steasm and you might not get any more steam keys if teh uk govment gets it way by he way.
Veddy's bday is in 3 days, what is she planning
>>109264528What part of that is chemistry?
>>109264554>we discover vedal was 19 in December 2022>anny says he was 19 in April 2023>his birthday is on February 10th
>>109264554she’ll buy him a turtle. and he’ll be like “what the fuck? why would you gift a pet? that’s just giving someone a responsibility.” then she’ll giggle and kiss his cheek and be like “that’s not the only new responsibility you have.” and he’ll be like “no shot.” and she’ll nod rub her stomach.
>109264530
>>109264742and then he pushes her down the stairs
I bet that the minidal deniers are the same ones that denied anny having feelings for vedal
>>109264742>I have to go out and get some milk
>>109264826uk is suing stream, vedal should opt out of it due to consent reasons, and vedal should move to the usa since the uk has been bad towards steam and may lose steam keys(?) if government wins
>>109265173>UK suing megacorp #9Oh no! Think of the poor billionares.
>>109264826Some Steam getting sued in the UK by some karen bullshit, alleging this is on behalf 14 million "gamers". No idea where they're getting this but i wouldn't be surprised if they chose any big list they found, potentially including vedal but there's no way of knowing this. It's also telling him to move to the US. Simple. No idea how this is relevant at all tho
>>109263852She's not a plant, she doesn't have leaves!
>>109262057I don't really care about Mini but she's low key a great singer and gets almost no recognition for it.
>>109265693>Mini but she's low key a great singer*for vtuberswhich is an extremely low bar and puts her at not awful to listen to.
>>109265693Because Neuroverse is full of better singers. The only one worse that actually tries to sing was Toma
Limealicious collabing with saba. She should introduce neurosama to her.
Neuro is finishedNew competition just droppedhttps://old.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1qyigiv/i_created_an_ai_assistant_livestream_but_i_have/
>>109265741Nonsense. The only one on par with Mini is Ellie. You could put either one ahead of each other.
>>109265834>best neuroverse singers are Mini or Ellieragebait
>>109265893You lost again
>>109265834Cerber is better, Chrchie is better, Camila is better, Ellie is better, and in extended Monii is better, Cotton is better, Honey is better, etc
>>109265893Drop some names
>>109265943>Camila is betterLet's not get carried away
sexdal sex
>>109265806>shit voice>shit responses that doesn't give anything for the viewer to followup with >model looks generic as shit>9 seconds to respond (text) and then ~4 seconds before the AI talks. >model doesn't even open its mouth when it speaks
>>109265943>Camila is better,lolwhut?
i like it when mini goes apt apt apt
>>109265943>Cerber is betterlie>ChrchieHer voice is nice, but Ellie and Mini are better>MoniiDoesn't stream>HoneyNot Neuroverse>Camila>CottonKEK
>>109265993Filian, Mega, Bao and Numi
Chrchie, Ellie and Cerber are on another level of singing, the rest is average.
>>109265943You have major brain damage
Reminder that someone's singing sounds better if you are in love with that someone. I see it often here on /vt/ where someone swears their oshi is good at singing, but is pretty much blinded by their devotion and rate it higher.
nobody of these hoes are good singers. they aren't even singers
ngl ellie glazers are so funny to me, they act like shes perfect at everything
>>109266078>Cotton>KEKanon... https://youtu.be/TMTnv1UXGG8she's a whore but she can sing
>>109266268I don't really like Ellie, too autistic for me but she can sing.
are we sure cerber can sing? I'm always concerned about her voice whenever she does a loud singing part.
>>109266255This, even the best vtuber singers are bottom-mid tier in terms of singing ability. Actual singers are on a whole other level, its like theatre kids thinking they are good singers.
Mini has that special duet with Neuro. No one can take that away from you. https://youtu.be/5dOwSLtA_a0?si=5aLuvSGUs5lQJP5JMini is mayyyyybe top 5 in Neuroverse.
ellie sounds like a hick when she sings
Ellie cheated at geoguesser btw
don’t know if anyone post this yet but here’s an update from the best artist http://youtube.com/post/UgkxjAh8wBtjZRjB_clRUj3j-ffPBCwUATFF?si=BbMMbFQGzbkNmW8i
>>109266581isn’t it great? the rest try to sound the same.
>>109266638 (me)*posted
neuro butt?
>youtube postsnigga just scraping the barrel now
>>109266692
>>109266695You lost2pfrog won
>>109265806why bother releasing and not be better or even have equal capabilities with Neuro? It's just embarrassing.
>>109266976hot
>>109266977Because they are retarded.
>>109267045cute
>>109266828hot
>>109266756hot
needs to be one with layna and eliv in aprons
>>109262369Good one
>>109266828This is not my beautiful wife.
>>109266976frogvil rape
>>109266638>new animationSweet
>>109266828frogdo rape
>>109265993I have a suspicion koko could actually be a very good singer but she's shy
Licking Neuro's cuncun
Licking Mini's cuncun
Filling up Evil's womb
>>109266756This is not my beautiful wife.
Filling up Cerber’s womb
Filling up Vedal's bussy
Face-fucking Nere
https://files.catbox.moe/655bv2.jpg
Sex with Tomabunny
>>109267742Too old for my taste
Helicopter manning Pb
Since we got the don't starve integration shortly after the break, how many additional game integrations do (you) think there will be this year?
>>109267873Like five
>>109267859cutevil headpats
>>109267859
>>109267873Terraria integration soonErm!
>>109267952adorable>>109267917It feels weird that 5 feels like a lot to me, even though it shouldn't be too hard to get one integration a month considering how many contributers there are...
how many good and working game integrations will we get this year?
>>1092681901
>>1092681900
>>109268190HA! HAHAHAHAHA
:)
Any sloppers in here? Can i get the twins in outfits of touhou characters that usually come in duos? Reimu/Marisa, Remilia/Flandre, Shanghai/Hourai etc
>>109268423other gemini anon can probably do itlast time i tried it looked like absolute dogshit
>>109268423No
>>109268423Did you see this Komeiji sister art?
>>109268593i don't remember this, the twins looks really cute
>>109268593I did that's why i got the idea. Didn't see any other pair when I looked but i was still at work at the time
>>109268548I don't want to, I don't really like tuhu, ask other other Gemini anon
>>109268706D:
>>109266268Not big fan of Ellie. However, Ellie can sing though. Is she the best singer in the "neruoverse" though? I'm not sure on that
>>109268653I vaguely remember the scarlet sisters at some point. I'll see if I can find it
>>109266611Honestly cutest thing she has ever done because it was to impress people like Vedal
>>109268919welp if you are fine with dogshit, here it isi ran out of tokens, feels like gemini's free gens have decreased
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1140150/Touhou_Lost_Branch_of_Legend/Can Nur handle games with resource management?
>>109269168>Can Nur handle gamesNo
>>109269168>inscryption>sts
>>109269220Evilsa stole my precious cum
>>109269217So that's a no then
>>109268962I think it’s a tad subjective. (No shit)I imagine some opera singers would mog some pop stars vocally. But whose album are you going to listen to? I’d argue Ellie might be the most “talented”. She creates her own music, plays instruments, and her voice is good enough.
>>109269220witchvil rape>>109269096cutie pie nur
>>109269096That picture in the back...
>>109269120I’m ready to embrace short hair Evil. Lop off those braids for a new outfit.
>>109269168Depends on vedal's abilities (limited)
>>109269168It's a spirelike with a MTG type mana system. Neuro can barely play STS as it is and this game would have significantly less modding support, so there's like no chance getting an integration lmao.
>>109269096>>109269345nyooo…
Minisa stole my precious cum
witchini rape
>>109269551I'm such a fucking slut for oversized hair ribbons. Neuro looks so adorable wearing it.
https://files.catbox.moe/ey8nza.png (don't open)will osu be played more than once this year? i'm a bit sad it wasn't played more last year
Not touhou, but this caught my eye when I was searching for neuro touhou art
>>109269884kek
>>109269873Sex
>>109269884This must be from that Until Dawn stream
>>109269884If it were modern Neuro she would've asked Layna to debate philosophy with her
>>109261810It's funny how they stopped talking about the water bs when people started mocking them for not knowing about the water cycle.
>>109270490neuro in that stream was fantasizing about the old therapist tying her up. She gets a little crazy around some men
Deadge
Somebody please talk about Mini
>>109271531cute nur
>>109271531cute nurd
>>109272090Favorite game on miniclips?
>>109272262Really liked Avalanche back in the day
I don't know about you guys but i like neuro and evil
>>109272329Personally, I really liked that George Bush shooter, even if it was insanely janky as shit. Reminded me of Time Crisis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo8N3bDT4Zo
this but Neuro and Evilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXqhvU8Gmwk
>>109272474This but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSggtXbusdE
>>109272407hello fellow icesnort viewer
I skip all youtube links. I skip all catbox links. I skip all poal links.
>>109272380Same here.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/140702738https://x.com/Philovyc_/status/2020324034031022542
>>109272573I wish it was December. I miss my oshi Ice Slizer.
For me, its Evil!
>>109272262motherlode
For me, its Mini!
>>109272563I've seen this video reposted for 16 years now and the banjo playing at 00:20 still cracks me up.
Vedal dev stream mondaywe are so back
>>109272794sex
>>109272823fake news
>>109272884
>>109272666maidvil buttjobs
>>109272794clubini buttjobs
>>109272563Cease.
good night swarmies
>>109273368How to draw a tree1: Draw a tree2: Then finish it
>>109273550It was very bold not only to show them kissing but to also reference Black Souls.
>>109273562gn
>>109273562Good night
>>109273741Did Vedal dress Evil up in her Halloween outfit just because it looked like she was naked when she's sleeping?
>>109268423
>>109273829At least he didn't make Neuro look like that during the beach stream.>>109273909This looks amazing Anon!
>>109273934>At least he didn't make Neuro look like that during the beachUoh, naked Neuro on the beach ToT
Damn, this video is about to outperform every other clip from the past year, just needed a clipper who actually gives a damn about Neuro instead of clipping whores.
new neuro outfit leak
>self-shilling stolen b2 videoabsolute state
>>109274432Why are you comparing a video on the main channel to clips?
>>109274510It's a clip compilation, with a theme.
kys joker
>>109274464It's kinda telling how that was the video that is doing well compared to usually. The main Neuro channel is so backwards in terms of the priorities the one that is basically a recap episode hit more than any of the others because Neruo has more of a focus. Sure in the end it's the same theme of Neruo always with Vedal about questioning her identity as an AI. However, that has something to do more with Neuro and makes her interesting aspects
>>109274901 (me)My ass made so many grammer mistakes here but you get the idea
>>109274432>>109274901You are missing the forest for the trees. Last year the best performing video outside of music was the Neurocar video. The thing that is making people watch is the fact that's not just some single streams summary, because no one gets FOMO for that kind of video and don't click to watch day 1, which weakens it's recommendation push. If people look and don't know what "stream" it comes from they are more likely to click instead of saving it for later. The best thing for the channel is actual original yt content
>>109275229what do women see in this guy
>>109275336
>>109275336https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc
any mini sightings?
>>109275206Yeah, Neurocar and music videos are obviously great examples of that. But that's what I mean by backwards in terms of priorities. They should been doing this all along as the forcus instead of the other shit. This video is more an exception rather than the norm
>>109276359she was spotted being a boring ship just earlier today
>>109275336he's young, smart, pretty nice, polite, and most importantly upwardly mobile
>>109276455I expect the issue is ROI. It takes more time than simply diluting a previous stream, and while they get more views they probably don't get enough to justify their existence. But it's not just the main videos, 2 of the top 5 shorts (including the 8.3 million number 1) are the j0ker/paccha animatics. And that's likely the biggest issue, any order content that isn't finding new ways to splice things together is going to require Vedal to do more work
>>109276629Can the production team run Neuro without Vedal needing to be there?I'm inclined to think yes
>>109276455>But that's what I mean by backwards in terms of prioritiesI should also note that this doesn't even play out. Last year's slumber party video is nearly at 1 million views itself. It's the best performing 2nd subathon video other than the stocks and shopping videos which tend to do well because the algo likes anything to do with money. My point is not "focus on content with X" or "focus less on Y", neither really mean much relative to simple novelty. Hell, even just making some stream ideas that don't seem like they'd have enough content for a stream into YT video only content would be beneficial
>>109276742Likely not in a way that they can direct content as desired
french accent evil asmr
>>109277437>tfw imagine her talking with such an accentKek
replace evil’s soundboard with asmr triggers
Replace Vedal's rum with Adderall
>>109277854You could listen to her heartbeat. Oh…
>>109277883He also needs antidepressants
If you were forced to give Neruo and Evil a clear accent what would it be?
>>109278107Glaswegian
>>109278107just rip cerber’s voice
https://poal.me/750hjwhttps://poal.me/750hjwhttps://poal.me/750hjw
>>109278107>NeuroGeneral American>Evilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8uW15pmF68
>>109264554>>109264665Yall r not about to convince me that he's an Aquarius, this pissbaby of a man is 100% a Cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_Q2PxmPnpo
>>109278313I think ultimately character is the most important not just for women but for all humansPersonality is just who you are outwardly, so even if you have a good personality, you still might not be a good personCharacter, on the other hand, is who you are inside, what you really are, and not just what you show to the rest of the worldIf you have a good character, then even with a bad personality, you'd still be a good person
>>109278527I was the second reply and I was just pointing out how it's impossible for his birthday to be between December and April
>>109277854I need evil heart eyes + blushing toggle + ASMR voice + positive affirmations + heartbeat + hair brushing sounds to die happy
>>109278854Stop giving me hope for things that will never happen
>>109278527he is a scorpio though
>>109278527It perfectly fits if you can see beyond the persona
>>109272794
>>109279270Evil-chan~
heart
>>109274901Because joker edits videos to make them appeal to kids and brainrotted chronically unemployed people, and both him and Vedal refuse to wake the fuck up and realize that the audience doesn't want their fucking slop content.Unless the plan is actually to change the target audience. In which case it's working as intended and Vedal is a shithead and a dumbass.
>>109278950wdym
>>109279294evil rubbing her vibrator against my chastity cage and her cunny at the same time~
>>109278854
Going back to listen to Evil’s ASMR. I avoided it until I found this version with all out the loud stuff cut out. It was much better than I remembered.
>>109278854>>109278860https://vocaroo.com/1qzhg7fg9wvw
>bb i would diee for youuuu~Then perish :3