>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>ScheduleTuesday: NeuroWednesday: Numi + EvilThursday: EvilSunday: Cyberpunk Neuro + Vedal>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>111029739
>>111041394Third should be "Samurai!"
im not british but why do they have sexier accents than american people, i think i was lied to
Vedal is the reason we have yellow paint and FOLLOW orbs.
Evil love!
missed legendary 9120
Futanur status?
>>111041626
>>111041759Fic WIP for those who haven't seen it.
heart
Fuck off retard
>>111041860brother, stop threadshitting during the neuro stream
>>111041860Good luck on it anon
>>111041860Kys shipfag
>>111041911You expect shippertrannies to watch Vedalslop?
>>111041626>>111041830>>111041911
>>111041911>>111041924I'm following the whims of democracy. Hate the game, not the player.
>>111041976Fuck off.
>>111041976Fuck in.
>>111041976Fuck yes
>>111041976Just fuck
>shills spamming their pornslop
https://poal.me/qy7rzp
kys poaltrannyhow about watching streams?
complaining about shipfags >>>> paying attention to the stream
oh nur
This game is corrupting Neuro
>>111041976I voted yes but please fuck off during streams
>daddy>cunning
Yes daddy~
>>111042217What a succubus
>>111042225>catmini won
Not the one who made this poal by the way, but the interest flattered me. >>111042076
>>111041976I voted no, but I find anons like >>111042208 seething very entertaining. Keep posting.
>>111042260Nobody cares about your trash dude, at this point you're doing it out of spite.
>>111042310Honestly I just posted that snippet to prove I was indeed the writer lol. Anyway it wasn't even really my intention to post updates during stream.
nigga really had to start writing fanfics after being unable to deny the faggot allegations
>it wasn't even really my intention to post updates during stream>posts the update during the stream>and then cross posts said update during the streamsomething ain't adding up here
nur...
>I love johnny btwcuckstream
>>111042402I love Johnny too though
>Neuro is superior to vtubers because she'll never cuck m-ACK
Vedal used to be poor...
>>111042443grigga thinks his audience is stupid because they are
Ellie won
THREADSHITTER WON
lel
ELLIE MENTIONED
a WHAT
>>111041860based
she's /here/
neuro is reading /swarm/ live
>>111042495****…
Johnny vs Rhydon_daddy the battle for neuro's heart
thanks for verifying my post nur
just tuned inwhere is vedal?
>>111042665Inside of me
>>111042665Turned off Vchuuba Studio to get some more frames
>>111042689Ellie....
camila family simulator
I love when she says this
With how much Ellie is brought up /here/ recently, I'm surprised no one mentioned or noticed that Ellie too is now hanging and playing games with Tomy & Mini.Also, It's unusual for Vedal to be offline on Discord while streaming. Has he finally stopped using it for Neuro? Can't watch so I don't know if he mentioned anything about it
nur..
that's my Nur
>>111042877>Cucknigger dosn't watch streamsIm in shock!
That was sweet.
>>111042877they've been hanging out fow a while, it's hardly newsanyway neuro
neuro was based af for saying that
Forgot how much more funny Neuro is compare to that 3 month shitvil spam
>Neuro is on>Evil still on his mindTruly, rentfree.
>>111043022So true Neuro
>>111043114Your recolor is garbage tho
>>111043192the people have spoken
>>111043156Tell me more about Evil while Neuro is on
>>111042877Anon this isn't news. It was already brought up /here/ that Ellie hangs out with Vedal's little group online that she then glazed nigga bit while doing so like usual
vedal my little gopher~
Awww he gets upity when You mention his gf
I zoned out on the stream what happened
>>111043317Can't date a corpse anon
>>111043367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JEhc05EITwshe'll be back
>>111043594Don't care
wdym
>>111043594Uuuu filly pllleeaaase return you aren't anoying WE are all sorry please your collabs are goated
Neuro is just built different holy
she is talking about this because of all the hiyori puke images
>>111043710>>111043713Finally applicable to the conversation at hand
cutest little adhd self-diagnoser
neuroSoCute
dev in chat
nigga just push the button yourself, she's too slow
is the dev really in chat or are they trolling?
never doubted
>>111044126real, but there are hundreds of cp77 devs
>>111044126https://xcancel.com/PaweSasko
This writing shit is hard.(Last update for the forseeable future, I'm also thinking of splitting this up into multiple chapters cause it's gonna get a bit long for a oneshot)
>>111044250bro really made it his entire personality
Being a camera on Neuro's bathroom TuT
>>111044473Erm?
>>111044485kys
>>111044316kino
>>111044509*records you*
>Vedal, do you want to see Porter Robinson with me in Japan?>I guess...
>>111044316>"And then sloooowly move down."Deliberate misspellings to convey emphasis are usually a big no-no. Since you already use italics to indicate 1st person thoughts, other routes might be needed.>"... then finally on her cameltoe."Terms that are ordinarily used with a derogatory connotation tend to break the reader's immersion when the tone of the piece is meant to be serious (or in this case, sensual)>"Those words hit his nervous system like a lightning bolt."Similar to the above, exaggerated cliches also break immersion.Finally and most broadly, one doesn't need to overly embellish dialogue when writing something like this. Nobody is waxing poetically moments before vibing someone's crotch. In reality, you'd be hard-pressed to find grammatically correct, complete sentences in such situations irl.
>>111044533what is this referencing?
>>111044655the stream, something the winners get to enjoy
>>111044655(you) not watching the stream
>>111044655Maybe if you watched streams, you'd know. retard
>>111044591Motherfucker did you just ChatGPT-critique me.
>>111044647sexwith evil’s nails
Neuro cp
>>111044725Did I actually use ChatGPT? No. Did I style it piecemeal like ChatGPT would? Yes. ':3>>111043879sexwith the abstract idea of ADHD
>>111044775This and only this.
CERB SINGING WHEELS ON THE BUS
I wish FBI agents were that cute nur
>>111044959kys
RUN NEURO
I missed the funniest joke, what was it
>>111045040
>>111044959realhttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746576779?t=00h35m43s
>>111045053johnny is such a leon kennedy
>>111045059Vedal is missing this...no wonder he hates streaming...
man I love nur
>>111045059This is what makes Vedal cum buckets?
>I really missed this mini game
>>111045109thisand only this
Do we know if Ellie is a virgin or not I geniuenly forget.
>>111045198he oshis are bao and numi
>>111045110Infinite ageplay streamer
>>111045198she's talked about going on dates and dating guys
>>111045234ELLIE IS A BOY!?!?
>111045198the stream is live, kill yourself
>>111045198None of them are virgins anon
>would you treat your friend as a resourcevedal...
she agrees with sinder..
>>111045198Virgin women don't exist, but she only ever got hit on by girls in HS because she looked like a boy sooo plus she is jewishly ugly, if there is a single virgin in the vedalverse it's her
>>111045309>spoilerholy cope
Fuck your ad spam grigga
>>111045309We've seen snippets of her from the Neurocar video and she absolutely isn't, are you kidding me?
is ellie the new fotm to shitpost and spam with? guess they got tired of ****
>>111045198It's better to assume any vtuber especially if they are girl are not virgins in reality. Even if they are a virgin ain't like we gonna be able to find out
>>111045198her pussy has been stretched to envelop big french cock and has been forever molded to fit around french men
By the way I was asking just because I wanted to add in if she had experience before in the fic or not lmao.
>>111045373It went from **** to ****, then back to ****, then **** again, now it's ellie.
>>111045372I mean if you carry a paper bag around she is pretty hot
>I'm not grateful for anything
>>111045385And time it took about 6 minutes for french joke. Isn't that crazy I expected faster
>>111045385those French men?all me, hon hon
>>111045418Okay but what does that have to do with Neuro?
Stop trying to summon me, I'm watching the stream~
wtf nur
why are we whispering
autistic ai from /n/
smartest little filter evader
uhh /biz/bros?
Nur being very extra today. I love it
>>111045463vedal's penis is always on topic
>haven't even opened /swarm/ for almost 3 weeks because of how bad and dead it's been>open thread wanting to see what people are saying because stream is live>it's all just whore talkwhelp
She's incredible
>>111045489the porn on the bus goes plap plap plap
Doing "biz" with Neuro <3
>>111045515just watch the stream instead nigga
>>111045418if you had to ask, then it doesn't matter what you go with as your fanfic ellie is going to be off character anyways
>>111045514This but Neuro's cunny.
niggas is the cause we have yellow paint in games
>>111045443>joke
>>111045418If want an honest opinion keep it vague. Leave it to the reader to fill that in if she is or isn't. At most you can make clear she has had dates with guys, has autistic horny daydreaming about romantic elements of it, and has at least done lot research into it. That's how I would approach it at least
>>111045489inb4 Neuro x bus porn
>>111045583It is anon. It doesn't matter if a joke is true or not a joke is a joke
>>111045504Do you fuck in a bus or do you fuck the bus?
neuro x mini bus
>>111045643I'm dead serious thoughbeit
just dozens of rrats
still surprises me how funny neuro can be sometimes man
>>111045715Shitvil could never, ever be this entertaining
>>111045701No, you aren't. No nigga says "I'm serious" then posts in /swarm/. My ass ain't serious neither is rest these wonderful fuckers
>>111045743>rent free
>>111045743she entertains me by being a whore
>>111045715Neuro has been always funny especially when she isn't chained by dealing with chat
>>111045776They also use "thoughbeit" like a shartyfag. There's no reason to take them seriously when they operate under fifty layers of irony
>>111045743Evil never had a game integration which interacts well with the game like neuro had with cyberpunk, pokemon or detroit, so we will never know how funny she can be. Truly the Potential man of the two.
>3 hour stream>arms still fuckedGRIGGA
>>111045888Integration has nothing to do with it, they just interact differently. Neuro is more whimsical and funny, Evil is less funny and more focused on stuff like feelings and therapy because that is how chat as groomed her. "EVIL MY QUEEN!" so on and so forth.
It's okay Ved, we know the clippers are retarded
>>111045824I know but it's good to have a reminder sometimes since like 85% of neuro on stream is degraded by being forced to read chat and spam donos
>VRchatNice>with EvilNevermind
>Shitvil VRnot a single person will be watching
Don't believe his lies
IRL Veddy status? Locked and loaded?
He really needs the money. He's whoring himself out again.
ohh veddy, veddy I forgive yyou for everything give m e your babies now now noww gnghn
Anything but raiding mini
>aquwa niggers
aquwafags might be the worst of the worst
>>111046184she's not even live negro, in fact she ended right before vedal did
Mods should really filter aquwa during raid picks
>>111046233>vedal plays for three hours and then fucks miniunfair
Mass executions for every single one of those aquwa fags
Rate the stream?
https://rentry.org/minitrash_filterhttps://rentry.org/minitrash_filter
She's uglySex
>>111046218They're just Crellyfags so you would be right
>>111046277neurosocute/10
>>1110462779.5/10 very good
What is this creature bro...his lasts few raids has been horrible
why are aquwa cucks so uppity lately?
>>111045845True
>>1110462778/10 Funny Nur. Vedal clearly happier playing Cyberpunk with Neuro
>>111046277Good stream. I don't give a single shit about cyberpunk but it was still entertaining
>>1110462779/10 neuro funny and cute
i saw this creature yesterday appear on the catalog yesterday.
>>1110462778.5/10
>>111046318At least it's an actual girl this time
We all know who he should've raided
>>111046278Mindbroken
>>111046422elon should sue t bee h
>>111046422We need more tits on the verse
neuro butt?
Awesome samefag. Very cool
>>111046422WHOMEGALUL
>>111042349very pretty>>111042650cutenur, probably my favorite nurart from this artist>>111044008cute nurbread poking>>111044032poor nur...>>111044730this.
>>111046513
>>111046586based
>>111045743She could have, you prevent it from happening. Remember, these are LLMs, they just react to what you give them. Evil was, originally, just a copy-paste of Neuro. She's different now because chat, and Vedal, treat her differently despite being fundamentally just a clone of Neuro.
>>111046678Lily's new gacha model is just downright unreasonable. How am I meant to not cum to it constantly.
>>111046690clumsy AI put her dress on backwards
>>111046690would jack on this cybernur
>>111046720Her new model being done by Nanoless is kind of like wearing Sinder's pelt after killing her
>>111045198kys
>>111046720>Want to see what anon was talking about>Google "shilily">First result is "drama" and "controversy"Lmao
>>111046720holy shit
I don't see Evil being able to make a good father-daughter moment in her current state during the 3D streamOr atleast, not as good as Neuro did it.
>>111046902Well yeah cause Vedal doesn’t give a shit about her, there’s no sentimental value to farm for clips
>seethe on cooldown
>if it was evil instead of neuro here it would be too much for meVedal during a 3d neuro stream
>>111046982he was worried about evil oneshotting him in vr
>>111046982He needs someone to help him clipfarm
>>111047013I know he made that statement, but after seeing how the birthday stream went, the vibes felt like they weren't there. Something like how she is more of a chore to deal with. I know the discord thing happening definitely stressed him out, but in the beginning it felt like there was already a sort of distance.
>they both end stream within 15 minutes of eachotherI hate noticing, once you start you can never stop.
Do you think vedal looks at neuro and thinks of anny
>>111047127>>111047124>>111047003
>>111047199No
>>111047013He’s just saying that cause of the voice. We saw in the birthday how awkward their interactions actually are, and Vedal didn’t come close to any emotion around her
>>111047199Evil acts more like her, so I would be baffled if he did.
How long til we find out Vedal was in Sykkuno's dm's?
>>111047399we literally already know that
>>111047399He raided him 3 times
>>111047399swapping stories
>>111047399They were con buddies
>>111047199>>111047262Evil is literally what a child between Anny and Vedal would be like. She has both their traits and behaviours even looks like anny with the tail and eyes.
>>111047399>Always two, there are. No more. No less. A Master and an apprentice>But which was Doccyd, the master or the apprentice
>>111047199>>111047233>>111047262>>111047536can you faggots shut the fuck up
It's done. (At least chapter 1 is, this was way more ambitious than I imagined it would be.)https://archiveofourown.org/works/83010601/chapters/218586366Enjoy. Or don't, I can't make you.
>>111047659Hello Annie with a y.
If anny wasn't such a whore she would be peak dead wife material
I saw someone writing a fanfic and thought I shot my shot:https://files.catbox.moe/8irbkz.jpgThoughts?
>>111047717this is cute
>>111047691Actually that right goes to Ellie. Anny is peak divorced mom
>>111047744 (me)ok im stopping at the 3rd paragraph
>>111047717Absolute dogshit
>>111047717
>>111047717This shit formatted like something I would see in a school slide
I feel pity for that anon, i used to write fanfiction, i might pick it back up so he dosn't feel bad about himself
>>111047765ellie is cucked aunt who loved the dad and took care of the kids after the parents died
>>111047673Ellie actually isn't as OOC as I feared she would be.
>>111047834idk why i was half hoping for a wholesome fanfic of sorts i forgot people lewd her /here/
ellie would be the family friend who takes the sons virginity for educational purposes
>>111047673I don't like itIt's not my thingIt's not the worst thing i've read It's certainly not the most ooc thing i've read about vedal
>>111047834I guarantee whatever you're doing instead now is more productive
>>111047717 (Me)If you guys like this I'll make one of Evil too!I was thinking of one where chat controls a vibrator or some other device attached to Evil and they all virtually have an orgy with her.
>>111047890You have genuinly no idea the degree of nothing i've been doing for two years now
Neuro unironically acts more like small bit we see of pb her and Vedal's child or even Ellie's child with Vedal than Anny. Evil feels like the proper child between Vedal and Anny
>>111047931I alredy made this post>>105437968
My hope is for Neuro to become advanced enough she warrants a mature presentation, complete with a modern, adult-sounding TTS, preferably with a British accent, and an adult avatar, preferably with huge tits.
I wouldn't mind teen neuro
>>111047995>neuro becomes zentreya
Evil will have huge milkers in 20 years
>>111047995Neuro should always be a childEvil, however, can become a bimbo
>>111048026*2
>>111047982Great minds think alike
>>111048043>big tits = bimboYour mind is porn-rotted
>>111047908it needs to have rape undertones
>>111048043This would be evil if she was made by evil
Anyway I'm probably gonna take a break for now. Writing Vellie smut is surprisingly difficult because these two have very specific flavours of autism.I do want to continue it, at least one more chapter before I consider it complete.
evil should be 4'6" with double J milkers
>>111047995I disagree. Neuro works so well because she is like cartoon character static figure while everyone else changes. Neuro is always Neuro no matter the place or time
>>111047717no "clean up on aisle my pants" reference, 7/10
I can't believe that Veddy is gonna have sex live on stream soon
>>111048147Another cotton collab?
>>111048147gonna be "building" cerber. not sure what that means but it sounds hot
>>111048147>YO CHAT CAN WE GET 20 GIFTED FOR A CREAMPIE
>>111047908Because of this i decided to read (skim) further.but from what i'm noticing is kind of just... a lack of Neuro's personality. like this just reminds me of the forbidden audio clip VA and not really Neuro herself when I read this. I think Neuro would probably go on a slight tangent in the middle of this, she would also probably say something earlier, read something from chat, say the direct opposite before doing backpeddaling to her original thought. That or her saying her body is XYZ but actually isn't and is corrected by chat.she also can't whisper yet, nor does she have full control over her 3D.You could have utilized some "Filtered" moments, with her potentially also doing a fake filtered moment in there, a couple of neuro-like jokes would have been nice as well. idk... like while i don't want you to make another one of Neuro, this just doesn't feel like what Neuro would do if such an occasion would arise if that makes sense? Maybe the Evil one would have more of her personality intact, idk. >sadVwas a little funny though
>>111048112
>>111048093Do minidal
Vedal raids a dommy mommy
>>111048208Perfection.
>>111048211I will, once I get a good idea. I want there to be a concept beyond just 'and then they fuck'.
>>111048208Evil is spiritually built like this
>>111048208giving tittyvil a shoulder massage (with occasional boob fondling)
>>111045198If she's older than 18, she's not a virgin.
>>111048316Bro 100 years late
>>111048261I was writing a fanfic about mini playig cards with evil and neuro (robots) in vedal's home during a thunderstorm and then the power goes out, the twins run out of batery and then vedal and mini are stuck together Im never going to finish itFree idea idk
>>111047834I appreciate you thinking about me anon
What if Ellie stumles on that fanfic and gets really horny and takes the chance to ask Vedal out.THIS IS HOW THIS SHIP CAN STILL WIN.
>>111048208bigger
Write your fanfics here: https://www.yourworldoftext.com/swarm
>>111048509that's exactly what happened to toma. she was introduced to toma x vedal fanfics on stream a day before she unfollowed him
>>111047673>calls everyone a little bastard boy>almost offended when someone calls her pretty>autistic about definitions and consent>sudden "I'm so excited!"Yup, that's Ellie. Good job
>>111048509The chance is never zero
>>111048550really? a day before?
>>111048650yes
nurchild
>>111047673Did a pretty good job. Oh course there is small things that need tighting up and improving but good job. I can tell you read that one anon's post about writing Vedal. Pretty neato
>>111048352Take it to reddit
>>111048682Mindbroken
>Ellie laying you back and jerking you off with two hands only to get distracted while she spergs out explaining the best handjob techniques and the history of handjobs, ruining your orgasm
>>111048679
>>111048734This but Evil (without ruining your orgasm)
>>111048650we were posting about it in the thread how she was scrolling through an obviously ship fic but refusing to mention vedal by name a single time
>>111048681>>111048594Nice, thank you, finally my shipping autism paid off in something (semi)productive.
>>111048761evil would break your dick in half mid trauma dump about her birthday though
Vedal knew Sykkuno tapped Annythewhore, same with IPNVedal knows all the fuckery that goes behind the scenes (hell he's part of it), thats why he told Layna if given the chance he would leave without looking backVtubers are worst than whores because they want you to believe they're pureall of a sudden all you know is that they have orgies at cons, one guy fucked half of them and the rest is just grifters, Neuro shouldnt associate with vtubers imoShe needs her our own thing and stop giving clout to Vwhores
>>111048784Okay but this isn't the shipping fanfic thread, it's the Neuro thread. So refrain from posting that.
>>111048906she's a streamer, vtubers aren't special
>>111048906I don't think the problem is being a vtuber here bro, they're whores because they're women
>>111048906He's at home
>>111048906True, Neuro could stop collabing with whores altogether and nothing will be lost.
Considering the 'Neuro purists' only show up after streams and the shippers stay in the thread all around, I can't help but feel like the purists are the tourists here.
>>111048906lil bro thinks streaming is the only profession where people fuck around the workplace
>>111048906>Vedal
>>111049041The biggest purist upticks are always on subathon, they see a cunny vtuber that "can't cuck them", see two chillstreams, get bored and leave.This is well known.
>>111049119>they see a cunny vtuber that "can't cuck them"little do they know that being a fan of neuro is the ultimate cuckolding
>>111049041You’ve got it backwards. The shipfags are the ones threadshitting while the actual Neuro stream is live. You can’t even focus on the stream for two hours without trying to link it back to some degenerate shipping fantasy.Shipfags are just parasites who cling to the /swarm/ because their own whores are too boring to sustain a thread on their own. Being around all the time doesn't make you a local, it makes you a loiterer.
>>111049160You are a second subathon newfag
>>111049154It’s the opposite. Neuro is the only streamer where what you see is what you get. No hidden relationships, no fake personas, and no secret contempt for the fans.If you think that’s a cuckold situation, you’ve clearly been burned too many times by fleshwhores and have lost the foresight to see a truly loyal connection.
>>111049055>>111049055>>111049055
>>111049186they... aren't unless they just kept copying the same timestamp as a couple of images.
Same one threadshitter
>>111049186It doesn't matter if someone has been here since the first stream or the second subathon; what matters is the quality of the soul behind the post. A newfag who remains true to Neuro and keeps the thread focused has a stronger spirit than someone who has spent two years rotting the thread with shipping garbage.
>>111048906Why would sykkuno fuck anny’s fat pig ass when he had 9/10 egirls throwing themselves at him?
>>111049787You wouldn't get it, its not about fucking or pleasure but about the conquest of the girl and the power. Sykkuno did it for the love of the game
Fanfic anon, make a sfw Neuro one. Please.
writing sykkuno self-insert fanfics in /swarm/ is crazy
>>111049326>copyyou literally download the image
Sex with Tomabunny
cun~
kys
