This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: normal schedule week! but the streams are anything but... ehheheehehhttps://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2048684451753058740/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8 https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgSPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4Come Watch Lumi's Big Idol Moment: https://files.catbox.moe/esj4yp.mp4Come listen to her best Christmas songshttps://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU The VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnanthttps://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc Lumi is asking if she's fathttps://youtu.be/HjPZdArEWZg New Tardwife cover songhttps://youtu.be/JI3tbVP6NlY Previous Thread:>>111399063
I love this tard!
>>111458895You did a terrible job representing Lumi with this poorly-compressed video. Do better.
>>111459093Lumi would never top. She is a super bottom.
did anyone see the tweet that set lumi off? it got nuked already
>>111459691Lumi has been spiraling for a while now
>>111459701today or?
>>111459449No, but why her account connected via east asia android?
>>111459714Since a month now.
>>111459691What what, what did I miss?
>>111459718I thought things were getting better now that she made material progress finishing work stuff?
>>111459737idk I probably dreamt it
>>111459753Oh come on now... don't be a tease.
>>111459769wait a sec, are you also a liker by any chance?
>>111459790Lia? Not really.
>>111459813ah my mistake. idk why the anon I'm thinking of would post here.
>>111459839Anon has a crush
>>111459858just a little
>>111459718alright vagueposting anon, there's no time for self-improvement like a crisis. there are few things a man can't do when the situation calls for it it, but she'll have to communicate the need with her words this time around
>>111459956parasocial squad, assemble!
imagine how horrifying it must be to see so much yet comprehend so little
the opposite. ignorance is like pure colombian.
>>111459007Lumi would never be this happy.
Do we need bubble wrap?
>>111460277What do you mean.
when are we getting another karaoke
>>1114614162 more wooks
>>111461452(me)weeks
>brandimg lumi so she knows
previous thread was too horny for my taste
>>111462582...Are you into half-naked chubby Polish men, perchance?
>>111462692No, but I guess after that image was posted people started getting horny. Not me, I'm stone cold btw
>>111462709I'm sure.
>>111462709which image?
>>111462582this one? tell lumi she's a good girl anon. she NEEDS to know.
>>111463460let's get horny
>>111463508post the pic at least anon
>>111463508i'm already horny
I unironically (at this point) would rather streams get derailed with sexpesting than autistic semantic arguments. lumi could do with some feeling desirable rn too
>>111463717Go touch some grass, man. You're advocating for grooming.
>>111463833I'm literally outside anon. also, and I can't believe I'm saying this, stop being so new.
>>111463833>You're advocating for grooming.Even advocating against grooming is a type of grooming, there's no escape
>>111463966Don't worry, I will get out of this thread in a day or two once the novelty wears off. Not going to change my principles though. In no world you can convince me that establishing asymmetrically dependent relationship to take care of supposed emotional vulnerability is good thing.
>>111464034this. it's parasocial in the extreme to engage in such deranged thinking. >I'm going to follow a girl around>because she is a girl >but not because I am interested in girls,>even tho I ambetter to try and fail than to internalize an inconsistency. socrates died for our sins. don't compound the error.
>>111464068well anon, apparently you are the first person alive to have ever been in a relationship with someone who is your perfect equal in every conceivable way. I would find that prospect unnerving, but you do you.
>>111464089It's not even that, if you tell a girl (on the internet) to stop giving attention to a bunch of people who are trying to get in their pants all you're doing is depriving those guys of attention which effectively is monopolizing. Paradoxically the only way to prevent grooming is free use
>>111464257well that's.. not quite the healthier attitude I was hoping for but yeah. regardless, this is why it is a good thing women get to gatekeep sex (within reason). perhaps another approach would be the old way of handling things before chat got a little too eunuch guardian like.when lumi still had some fight in her, she could handle slapping down creeps on her own. that was good for everyone. I don't cringe, she does her job, creep learns to be less creepy. the only way that works. with shame. meanwhile, the people who do the hard work of preventing her head's devolution into her assless hole get more flexibility to make her squirm. free use is too cucky and absolves her of any responsibility. which is a real turn off for the whole planet. literally everyone wins with as little psychic damage as possible.
this is my tardwife lumi. I love her very much. sometimes I even let her have people food.
>>111464116Don't nitpick and pretend to not understand what I actually meant, I'm not talking about slight asymmetry. When a thousand plus faceless men start worshiping similarly faceless girl, that you also claim has self-esteem issues or whatever, what in your opinion is going to happen? Will she get her life straight for good, or will she be drowning in that attention like a junkie? Has she tried actual therapy first, if you're oh so knowledgeable about the subject?
>gaming content has been the fun part of streams lately>look inside>that's when the loudest yappers stop talking
>>111464951I miss when her yaps were 30min instead of 1-2h but she has needs too, I get it
>>111464573I'm not nitpicking, I’m rejecting the countless assumptions your claim is predicated upon. more importantly, I’m rejecting your claim that the only thing keeping her from sorting her shit out with someone who can actually sort it is somehow dichotomously opposed by treating her like a woman. those aren’t mutually exclusive. every combination of those outcomes is possible, and ignoring that isn’t just a nitpick, it’s the entire problem.you’re ignoring the entire process that leads someone to become a vtuber and the agency involved at every step. she chose it. the dynamic of being “worshipped by faceless men” isn’t some unforeseen accident, it’s inherent to the role. the real questions are what she expected, what she actually wants, and how her actions align with that, not whether the audience should pretend she exists outside the conditions she stepped into.on top of that, you’re assuming a fixed, controllable system. the participants aren’t static, and their behavior isn’t something we can entirely control. even if you change one group, they’ll be replaced by others. the vtubing dynamic persists because it’s structural, not incidental.that’s why zatsus are always so shit. every single conversation ends the same way because of the same dynamic. chat’s rigid thinking kicks in. they jump to two extreme outcomes, ignore all the variables that have to line up to get there, then pretend there’s a binary where one action guarantees the best result and questioning it guarantees the worst. it’s not analysis, it’s reflex.put plainly, lumi, flawed as she is, actually does things. she produces outcomes that would not exist if everything were left to inertia. even imperfect thinking benefits from that kind of experience. you can see it in how she recognizes there are dozens of variables you can track and millions you can’t. that alone puts her ahead of a chat that has never had to account for any of it.that doesn’t mean assumptions are off limits. it means they’re tools, not conclusions. reaching only matters if you’re actually trying to grasp something. you aren’t. you’re holding two head canons side by side and acting like picking one makes it real.disagreeing with that isn’t nitpicking. it’s what happens when you’ve actually had to act instead of just speculative pontification
https://x.com/heratic_nsfw/status/2049493430221312088/lumi better be masturbating
lemonhttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
She's gonna fucking graduate
>>111467234[Lumi News] She's broken and listening to chat for years made it worse.
Lumi's the perfect height to be a ballerina, the perfect height is between 5'6-5'9
>>111467349stop noticing
>>111463556Man thats sexy...
>>111466584Lumi is not a bottom
>>111468223you should listen right now to her pile of goo fantasies she's not your average bottom
>>111467234I like watching Lumi play sponsorslop because the annoying people get bored and go away after an hour
>>111468592>pile of goo fantasiesWhat the hell is that? I can only imagine she says goo like glue.
>>111469125being reduced to a pile of goom remembering what it is like to be human, it has something to do with corruption
So Lumi wants to be mindbroken
>>111469559by me specifically, yes
>>111469559https://files.catbox.moe/ktacla.mp4
>>111470069
How do we save Lumi from her corruption fetish? https://files.catbox.moe/fkkffs.mp3
>>111470765by reminding her>Hey I just wanted to drop by and say that you are looking hot. You are nubile and lusted over. I wish that many good feeling occur in your life and I pray that I make you come very soon. I understand we don’t know each other but I will fill the emptiness in your womb and offer my best nights. Till then, may you have amazing dreams of it.
>>111470765to lumi, corruption means falling in love. getting corrupted into being able to step out of her terrified shell. it's her way of bypassing the rules she had to make to push through the bad things.saying you want to get rid of her corruption thing might as well be saying you hope lumi spends her life living in fear. fear of every shadow, every stranger, and even the sound of her own silence.
Would Lumi care if I closed her stream while she is live to open the stream of a much younger vtuber who is pleasant and isn't crippled?
>>111472124She would respect you more for it
>>111472140So if I type it in chat and tell her which stream I'm going to go watch I won't get banned?
>>111472156you will not get banned. I wont lie tho, she will be annoyed
>>111472156She doesn't have mods, and last time it happened she just told the guy he was lucky she said it to her because she's more understanding of fucking retards. Then spent a few minutes lecturing him on stream etiquette
>>111472190>>111472195I'm not going to do it but that's retarded, why would she respect me more? All that tells me is she has low self esteem.
>>111472335People generally respect those who treat them harshly more than those who treat them nicely, in my experience. Mind you respect isn't the same thing as like.
>>111472335>All that tells me is she has low self esteem.It's a woman Anon don't be unreasonable
>>111472335>why would she respect me more? she wouldn't. she will just assume you're autistic.
Would trust Lumi as your content creator manager?
>>111472586I think she could manage creating the contents of a reasonably sized load. she'd need to up her game first tho
Why doesn't she advertise that she does Discord watchalongs after stream? I hear her refer to having watched something but rarely that something is to be watched.
real grifter hours
>>111472667Unpolite of me if I request for you to elaborate?
>>111472672I mean she puts it on her schedule
>>111472832please disregard my post, it was a crude joke.
>>111473145schedule?
>>111473230>squats hard>talks about family>squats easythis woman deserves a hug. it's almost a shame she needs to be broken first
>>111473222No , no , dont worry I got time so please...elaborate! Get me out of the mist!
She's 50% spitting and 50% retarded
>>111473652Yeah that's lumi
she's such a sweetheart sometimes
Damn when Lumi listed of all the work she does offstream I got shook. Hope Fishman pays her double
>You just want me to do stretches on the ground? That's not very exciting.What the fuck did she mean by this?
>>111474119She is very pleasant today. She probably masturbated really good last night.
People in chat saying "THIS IS THE RUN" when Laurence can just randomly 2-tap combo her at 100% HP...
>>111474452Lumi wants chat to just admit they want her to do a camgirl stream.
>>111474368I think her off stream activity is impacting her performance on stream.
>>111474762imagine the levels of comfy that could be achieved if she kept up with it with her shlicking reps
>>111459701why isn't she eating?
>>111461416is lumi /here/
>>111475977noyesIf you're a noticer today confirmed it
>>111475977what kind of answer do you expect?
>>111476010i don't want to learn the truth actually
It's hard not to break opsec when she assumes you're retarded for not being the most baseline human reddit gamer ever
>>111476102?
>>111475420I think we should keep that separated that from lemon woman identity
>>111476066She does gives hints through phrasing
>>111476150Amateurs discuss strategy, professionals discuss logistics. It's kind of the same for vidya
>>111476150Anon is secretly Hidetaka Miyazaki
An hour of peace, how marvelous !
where are the gorilla streams
>>111476397oh! yes. it is VERY hard. years. it has literally been years and her immediate reflex is to immediately call out what she assumes is a vague reddit take. it's actually sort of hilarious when you think about it. one of the most useful things anyone can offer you, right or wrong; is a well reasoned observation based on years of getting to know you that is shared in good faith. the same good faith that prevents sharing the reasoning and notices with a thousand bystanders. lumi's response? point and laugh. based retard if there ever was one.
I think wearing a pink choker around the house will increase her quality of life.
>>111479758i think she'd hate that it's pink more than it being a choker
Do you think the lewd art of her is inspired from....
>>111480394from what? >>111480298is it opposite day?
>>111480424Idk wind
You think she betrays her father and brother for trusting her like she does to us?
>>111480576Betrayal never comes from an eneny, it comes from your worst enemy
>>111480576I trust her generally good intentions pretty much unconditionally. she's just a bit of a retard is all. a retard in need of some babying
Is Lumi an idol?
>>111481069I was unironically proud of her during that nike concert. I don't know if that counts or not
imagine how good she would feel with collar to remind her she did good
>>111481269Honeslty fuk you!
>>111481403when and where?
>>111481420YOU...hmm thats a good question I never thought about that this way
>>111481585flow state means stay one step ahead at all times. even for fun things like rape
>>111481650You kinda gave consent >>111481420Sooo it is still called rape?
>>111481997legally? no, neither contractually nor criminally. so you basically cucked yourself out of a free rape. now I may rape you instead. all for lack of planning
>>111482058The biggest cucks are the unaware ones
>>111470765>corruptionHow common is picrel archetype among women? What does Lumi think about Berserk?
If lumi is a high value women why isn't she taken by now? She's 32 and will probably stream for a few more years intell she can't have kids anymore. Did she have a bad experience dating that she stopped trying or is she the type to keep making excuses intell she can't have kids anymore?
>>111483555I think you've answered all of the questions yourself, the trick to understanding people is assuming your first impressions are correct and all you're really doing getting to know someone is decompiling
>>111483668this is low key probably the funniest thing I will read today. I think you killed him
>anon replies to himself to keep bumping the thread on life support
too retarded to make fun of
Doppleganger
>>111486250 Need some pixels?
>>111486385
>>111486463get fucket RRAT
>>111486463Why are gumis so mean
>>111486946chat reflects streamer
>>111486973Where the fuck was this meanness when Starbro was abusing her for over a year.
>>111487044https://issendai.com/psychology/estrangement/missing-missing-reasons/
I wanna date starbro
I want baby talk
>>111487454It's possible he's a repressed bisexual you never know Anon
