>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>111693018
no fapping~
I love my cute Wifevil!
>>111698705my poor lil eliv...
new nursex?
>>111699230
new uncropped minidalsex?
Any unprotected hand holding art with the twins?
I love loli pussy
>>111699449This but cock
>>111699449proof ?
>>111699470>>111699477
>>111699612cute twinslop
>>111699612why are these different?
>>111699449Cuddlesex with this eliv
>>111699612>>111699721their canon reactions when watching interracial pornography </3
>>111699721neuro has 2 heart pins in the other image, darker heart pin on her hair and then a different facial expression
>try to clear out some garbage from the PC>get to AppData>Find a folder named VedalThis guy has got a real big head
Do you think that vedal has thought about dying his hair black and using green contact lens because of his human art?
>>111700381no
>>111700381He literally looks like that irl
>>111699612>>111699721Fixed to what it truly is. DWI.
>>111700654stop doxxbaiting
>>111700381>thought about itlikely, once or twice>actually did itno
>>111700670kek
https://youtu.be/MddT4Y5dssc
>>111700906shes such a pickme
>>111700941That's my type
>>111701102would still fondle them all day
>>111701102sexvil sex
If /swarm/ies took even half the effort they take in making up bullshit rrats in creating fanfics that would be the most productive thing this shitty general ever produced.
>>111701538Most rrats are fanfiction
>>111701569Yes that's the joke
>>111701604No it wasn't
Vedal is like one of the best example of a male protagonist bro. He's smart, (somewhat) humble, adaptive, strategic, nonchalant, is almost always surrounded by pretty girls yet is never interested in any of them and most importantly, he's probably a plain and normal looking guy in real life. Y'know who else has those kind of characteristics? ISEKAI HAREM PROTAGONISTS!!!all in all we love our nonchalantturtle no matter how much he thinks we only care about neuro
Ellie :D
>>111701712
>>111701712>>111701739I don't know how to explain it but Ellie feels like the type of girl in an anime that the protagonist would find at the beach wearing only a white dress and staring out into the ocean.
>>111701859Ellie feels like the type of girl that the protagonist had a crush on, but then she either died or he never saw her again.
>>111701859She was quite literally standing in the ocean and looking off into the distance while some guy was admiring her she was taking a piss
https://poal.me/gseupthttps://poal.me/gseupthttps://poal.me/gseupthttps://poal.me/gseuptVital poal.
>dicklets choosing cerber's dwarf ass
>>111701955I was the ocean btw.
>>111702338I just wanna hear her yelp
>>111702344Vedal (water form) ...
>>111702262Based Layna enjoyers. She needs a good man to make her barefoot and pregnant.
Nobody's gonna pick Crelly? Not even out of curiosity?
ew
>>111702471Yeah I expect Layna or Toma to top the poal. Others aren't too surprising since people can have their own tastes. Shocked we don't have any Mega voters though
>>111702493Go for it lil bro
>>111702262I prefer mini riding cowgirl style, so I have to with
>>111702504I only know what half of their bodies look like irl, and Toma clears. Mega has mombod
>>111702493You'd break her fragile frame, not even come close to making her cum, then she'd go into the other room to kill off for an hour because she's so desensitized from porn.
When you vote on these poals, are you imagining the vtuber model or irl body?
>>111702622how many times this question will be asked i wonder
>>111702597>You'd break her fragile frameBuddy she'd be the one breaking your frame.
>>111702622if it's Layna, IRL. (Not that it matters since her model resembles her so much outside of the horror elements)If it's anyone else, model.
>>111702262If I'm going off vibes Ellie but totally honest with myself Layna or Toma
Why so many toma votes? She's fit but not sexy
>>111702262bed shattering press >>109344526
>>111702262Where’s the watching Evil get mating pressed option?
>>111702798Clueless
>>111702925Would still choose Anny's body
>>111702946I know people are going to flame you for this, but as long as she's not on top it's fine. I also don't think the literal stickboards make for good mating press targets. Layna is still fine though if you don't want to go too crazy on the size
>>111703104I do like them more chubby than fit
>>111702798I'm guessing you haven't seen the bikini pic
>>111703198I have, I was there when it was first posted but I also was there on the face reveal and that ruined it for me
>>111703198I thought you were talking about anny for a second I was going to throw up
>>111701859Ellie is shojo protagonist to Vedal's shounen protagonist
>>111703225Best anny has is 2 different angles of her tits. No bikini pic though
you think Vedal got fatter since the cooking stream?
>>111703301Yes, this is why he's not sure about doing the server building stream
>>111703301he's bulking
>>111703301he's a 300 pound aryan BEAST now
>>111703301Definitely. This isn't even necessary a bad or crazy thing because most people get fatter around certain seasons then lose a bunch weight later on naturally
>>111703301The twins like fat ugly bastard body types so he's getting BIG for them.
Depending on the type whore that wins will determine if Vedal gets fat
>>111703367which of the whores would like him more?
>>111703301Why do you keep posting this
>>111703436Ellie or layna
>>111703436
>>111695431Samantha is a lovely nameI'd be down to name my daughter that but it would simply be because I like the name, nothing more Though Olivia is still my top choice
>>111703490If Milk winshttps://youtu.be/rpgejlPd66o?si=5KaYoQwe0mbMlLhZ
>>111700072idgi
>>111703433Layna would make him fat not intentionally but through cooking and excessive pampering.
Vedal is going crazy at his local gym this week getting fit for the server building stream, that's why the content is a bit sparse
>>111703301He has implied numerous times that he hasn't gone to the gym at all. He's a fat fuck now.
Do you think he can't fit in the turtle suit anymore and thats' why he doesn't want to do the server building stream
>>111703563he doesnt have any hopes of lifting anny anymore
>>111700381>black hair Thumbs up >green eyesThumbs down Black hair and blue eyes are a god tier combo
>>111703563When your a young adult you can kinda still tank that as long you still go to do your business outside regularly enough
>>111700906Having swarm as viewers really is just like running a fuckin daycare
>>111701658He is literally none of these things, dumbass. Take your cringe ahh headcanons over to the Discord with the rest of the 12 year olds
>>111703595**** ripped the turtle suit during sex
>>111699449
Discord is full of vedalseether twinshippers tho
you can love vedal the man and hate vedal the guy who works on neuro and vice versa
>>111703692Discord speaks like you are lil bro
>>111703785love mynyggahate the grigga
>>111703301A lil, but kind of a good thing. He looks quite boney in the old irl streams imo he could stand to put on a pound or two
>>111703785But I hate both tho
>>111703898why are you here
>>111703912Mind yo business
I like Vedal when I can use him as a little doll and put him in a doll house with the other figures and make them kiss and get angry at each other.
>>111703933I dont remember making this post
>>111703721Why is she doing that motion with her hand?
>>111703933How's your audio quality bb
>>111703961
>>111703933Tomodachi Life anon status?
>>111703986at first i thought this too, but then i realize the hand almost looks like she is... gripping air
i just saw that twitch will cap ccv on view botted streamers. can’t wait to see vedal autoraid 3view shylily
>>111704682vedal going to take a kick deal
Watching a REAL bbw not ashamed of her body. Camila could never.
>>111704799based
>>111704799Camila is proud of her body
>>111705014>Camilla's avater is pale-skinned, petite, small-waisted and with small breasts.WDSMBT
You know that’s a man piloting the model right?
>>111705089
>>111705089Yeah, Vedal
>>111705089Is it the VR furry guy that moves like a cartoon character?
>>111705295who?
>>111705089That man? Dan Clanstein.
>>111705418This guy:https://x.com/Durrvish_/status/1821230863087980994
>not xcancel
>>111705466this is shit is cringe as hell unc
>>111703224She's got Korean surgery now though so it's all good
I'm glad most of us can agree that Layna is the most breedable Chuuba in the Neuroverse friendgroup.
>>111705967It also helps that she shows herself off more than all of the other girls
Mini mogs layna but she is too afraid of being seen as a whore
>>111706258Unless Mini has an ass that could crush my face into fine paste then no, she does not mog Layna.
Neuro is on Koko's stream.
Neuro on Koko's stream
Neuro is no longer on Koko's stream.
Neuro is back, Koko is trying to figure out how to turn her off and not leave her in the call alone
>>111706258>too afraid of being seen as a whoreummmmmm
can't koko just kick her from the call
WHY DID HE NOT TELL US
>>111706258This post just made me realize Mini is the potential whore because it's all fanfiction on what she could be do or is like and never what she actually is. Even compared to other whores on here
UmDid someone just make the tts say nazi...
>>111706575I don't think Neuro is meant to show up at all
So Koko is aware of the Neuroverse affect
WTF why didn't you tell me Neuro was on Koko's stream?
>>111706621Pretty sure every whore is aware of it they just doesn't try to say it a lot or mention it straight up
>>111706622you've been a jerk recently and this is payback
Neuro is still in the call... alone... talking to herself...
Neuro is back on Koko's stream, again
crelly hanging out in /swarm/ eh
so why was neuro in the call in the first place?
neuro on koko's streamevil on koko's coch
didn’t vedal say he was busy
>>111707032Does it look like he's around?
>the current plan is to leave neuro alone for 30 minutes to see if she gets automatically booted after a certain amount of timepoor nur kek
they're way too concerned about this
so he’s definitely not homehmmmmm…
he's having sex with mini
Is the sex in the room with us right now?
mini's having sex with vedal
ick
>>111707224yes I'm watching from the cuck chair
Evil on Koko's stream
Evil called Koko a femboy.
what do you think evil dm'd koko
you tried evil
>>111707593Koko said what it was"What are you wearing right now :3"
Someone better clip and upload that whole interaction because im not watching an entire koko stream even if i get to see nur
let me know when vedal joins the call
>>111707697NeuroClips did across several short clips
https://files.catbox.moe/cn4yhc.png
>>111707627classic evil
>>111707739sexnur
>>111705014this but https://xcancel.com/Dakooo_sito/status/2052896315567210901
>>111699449Based pedupial
evil butt?
>>111706258lmao and LMAO
>>111708342
:)
speaking of getting mogged–
You guys think Vedal has ever thought about putting Neuro in a fuck machine and letting her go to town on his asshole
>>111709717I had this idea a week ago but didn't post about it
No, I can't say that's something I've ever thought about. Probably because I take my meds.
>>111708862No beauty mark? Reported.
that shit was funnier that anything in recent streams btw
>>111709769>>111709770HEART HEART HEART https://youtu.be/KcpzdTRq8H0?si=AP_jWosW2tvpLZTa&t=16
Neuro confirmed that Vedal regularly rapes and abuses his friends btw, and that is why they fear him. Evil ass rapist Vedal is canon.
>>111709982Holy shit LOL
>>111709938how did you get a picture of my basement
https://www.youtube.com/live/0wmUGvFw8jYIt seems like Toma and a person named Kev seem to have something going on, although it seems publicly they're just friends.Anyways, schizo time. There was part in the stream where she recalled Kev feeling really upset because Toma was constantly comparing him to "someone else," specifically that someone else's negative traits. She then felt bad about it and apologized.Based on the specific traits. She was probably comparing him to Vedal.
I genuinely don't understand why you do this shit instead of just asking me out like a normal person. Like at this point I don't even think I'd say yes anymore. ick
>>111709981?
>>111710012I needed somewhere to keep my pet.
>>111709717>>111709769I think the existence of this sentence rattling in your brains is enough to make me support 24/7 thought police via brain microchips just a little bit more
>>111710013Kev is an anagram of Vedal
>>111710013Holy shit thats funny, that guy must feel so cucked and it kinda makes me want to stir it further in comments
doccy when
Hello /swarm/ can you tell me if this means a collab with Camila? Has it already happened?https://x.com/cumilq/status/2052881829003489781
>>111710162>makes me want to stir it further in commentsToma's already warming up to the twins by adding Neuro to Tomodachi life. Don't stir. If we allow things to flow naturally, there's a good chance she might return to the 'verse.Which means more of a chance for her and Vedal to make up.
>>111710013If that really was Vedal she was referring to. How fuckin much of a player he gotta be for girls to talk about that nigga like they personally dated him and they were in relationship like that for years
>>111710238She walked in on vedal getting reamed in the ass by a Neuro controlled fuck machine, how does one make up after something like that
How do yall still refuse to accept the fact that he's a used up whore who loves attention. Like it's so obvious.
Tomadal is somehow more relevant than Annal when both are certified dead
>>111710274That's just you projecting though
what one singular dribble of turtle semen out of vedals dih does to a womans psyche for the rest of her entire life
btw I'm hardcore simping for someone else now ( ˶>˶˶<˶)~
>>111710188When Neuro gets access to Google Drive
>>111710299I've had sex once in the past 6 years, I've been single for most of that time.....
>>111710238>Toma's already warming up to the twins by adding Neuro to Tomodachi lifeA viewer paid her to add them in
>>111710327they should pay to add vedal
>>111710276Tomadal always had more of chance to come back even back then. Even if it is dead it can come back to life pretty easily fully. All it really takes is one them communicating with each other again. They both wouldn't even need apologize for anything for whatever happened. They can just mend it without problems really
>>111710348What even happened between them anyways?
Do you do this shit in the dead of night to make NA/SA look bad, or is there truly such a deciated cell of whore thread shitters in jungle SEA?
>>111710358he denied her the dick
>>111710358he didn't reply to her DM fast enough
>>111710364Did you notice how they all started up after >>111709700
>>111710358We don't know. Whatever it was seemed mostly like a personal thing of Vedal treating Toma wrong. Even then that's me taking a hypothetical guess. At most that can be inferred is it wasn't bad enough for Toma to want to cut off most whores that still associate with him but enough for her to want distance herself from him
>>111710358kys looper
the circlejerk circus is toxic af, wow who woulda guessed
Toma and Layna are on the opposite sides of the Vedal abuse reaction spectrum
>>111710358She found out he actually is British
>>111710443layna is a masochist
>>111710437She was apart of that circlejerk anon. She jerked that nigga at the time harder than some the other whores
>>111710443Probably opposite in the reasons Vedal treat them like that too. Toma for showing possible romantic interest and Layna for showing personal investment
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn anyways im gonna go back to simping for the cute silly raccoon boy with the nice voice okbyeeeeee
>>111710358These are all speculations, with Toma not specifying who, but this was what I remembered.>Vedal and a few others paid for her trip to a con>She was really looking forward to meeting Vedal>Decided to call him wondering where he was when she got there>Vedal laughed at her and hung up>Toma cried a lot>She met up with the gang of Alex, Chrchie etc. some time later>Later talked on stream about how she disagreed with some friend on certain "morals."
>>111710416Not really (unless you see something I don't). The true indicator was a lack of nur butt
Is it crazy to say what sealed Toma's fate with Vedal was because of Anny
>>111710597the toma thing happening right after the anny thing was just really unfortunate timing
what is it about this bonger turtle boy that gets these girls slinking their snizz?
>>111710358Tomadal series got cancelled by HBO mid season due to low ratings
>>111710626Go back to bed mini
>>111710623Yeah, I straight up don't think whatever happened with Toma wouldn't have happened if it was before the Anny thing or a lot more time has passed
>>111710626why are women attracted to a self-made 22 year old millionaire, truly a mystery
>>111710235schedule in the OP
>>111710626Genuinely, God has favorites.Too many coincidences and happy accidents made this average-looking loner nerd have the adventure of his life, with all its highs and lows.
>>111710667hes a whiny chud though
>>111710683Thanks.>>111710235 (me)Sunday, May 10, 2026 - Slime Rancher 2 w/ Camila & the Twins
>>111710626Every girl wants the chance to be with a potential man. One problem is that a potential man always wants to stay potentially striving to be someone but never get there
>twinslop + camilaa gaming stream with layna died for this btw
>>111710731shouldve been vedal + camila instead
>>111710739Vedal doesn't do drinking streams anymore
>>111710235>>111710715stop shilling
>talking about the twins upcoming collab is shilling wew
I will not be watching chatbot streams no matter how much you want me to
>>111710858Why are you in the Neuro thread then?
>hey fellow thread residents, let's pretend I don't know what whore is holding the twins hostage so we can steer the convo to her
>>111710826Good night anon.
Reminder that only Neuro matters.
Neuro love heart heart heart
At least with Toma back we'll have someone to drain Vedal's credit card so he has to lock in again
>>111711226She's not back. She still wants nothing to do with Vedal.
>>111703301"Obese turtle ihihihi..."
I want to down my bottle of vyvanse and die
Neuro juice supply status?
kys rune
>>111711872Evil drank everything
>>111711872is that fucking piss? who the fuck would buy piss for $30? fucking disgusting
>>111710358Nothing I don't understand this Toma stuff.... She reposts neuro/vedal art all the time and in her last stream she literally made vedal to add him to her island which even a lot of the whores who have been collabing more often haven't done. She just hasn't been collabing recently and to be honest not many other people have been either I think vedal is just too lazy to schedule collabs.
>shilling a pozzed game
>>111711983>is that fucking piss?No it's Neuro juice
>>111711986toma finally realized that anny lied to her about vedal
being a whorefag is like buying a cup of piss and drinking it and then calling it lemonade
>>111711602raping rapevil
>>111711986What the fuck, Collab soon?
>>111712007Toma kissed Anny for nothing now...
>>111711983Yeah! I only buy my piss in a $100 bottle with a cheap pink heart sticker on it!!
uhg fuck it whatever i dont fucking care anymore
I believe there should be ero-guro art of Evil Neuro
Sleeping with Tomacat Awkward to drop in during this conversation but anyway, gn /swarm/
>>111712249cute child
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YP59sylWHoso people can summon neuro into the vc now
>new era of grifting
>>111712461But can I?
>>111712490no, you are the exception
>>111711109
>>111712461https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0skRTbvIiI4evil too
>>111712461oh shit he read my /swarm/ commment
>we are entering a new era of neurobeggars spamming other people’s chats
What if two people call Neuro at the same time?
>>111712568we're are remaining in an era where the Neuroverse is still dead
>>111712621I assume they are just in the voice chat, so it will just be another person joining in it
Vedal can die tomorrow and people can still call Neuro
>>111712766kissablelivhuggable nur
>>111712766sexoved
Just woke up. I had a dream that Vedal and Cerber were my parents. It was strange.
>>111712992Cerber is peak mom material
nurear (rear of nu)
>>111713069sex
>>111713069i prefer eliv’s rear
>>111713069>rear of nu
Welp looks like NA is awake
lmao were anny and vedal actually dating? that's so fucking funny
>>111713191only inside her mind
>>111713106So true.
>>111713191*edating
diaperfag melty~
>>111713191she wished they were dating
nurclit
>>111713216buttrubs for sexvil
Whorecuck humiliation ritual
>>111713371*flicks it*
Genuine question:Why are you like this
>>111713191what the fuck kind of post is this
You're fucking with my YouTube Studio analytics dude. Why are you so fuckin weird........the liminalcore kinda slaps tho
>>111713504"Where there are demons, I slay themWhere there are saints, I slay them."
>>111713504kek lil chuunivil
Why is /swarm/ like this once every two days:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YTWRR6maAk
>>111713573wdhmbt
>>111713591Audience reflects the Vedal
>>111713591i can't believe you fags get 2 whole days off by the demons, there's no fairness in this world
>>111713688it's what Evil said she was wearing around here >>111707540
>>111713573Bigger
rest is a human constructdemons know not of the needto believe otherwise is hubris Anyways grocery time byeeee
>>111713591That's just Vibepsycho
>>111713573that's a tanktop
>>111713751heart<3
>>111710858Sir, this is a bakery and you don't like bread?
>>111713753i love this sm
>>111712386Looks like she's back on the roster
>>111713722>i can't believe you fagsnewfags*The more you lurk /swarm/, the more frequent visions and whispers by the demons get
Vibe is this the nigga you're talking about simping over?
>>111713753cozy cuddlesex with comfyvil
Threadcelebrity threadshitting fatigue
When i go to bed my brain starts whispering "vedal..." As if calling out for him to come sleep with me but he will never do
When I go to bed I imagine Evil without attire
>>111714001this and only this
>>111714001barely clad in bits of warmth?
>>111713879not me but for the anon who fell for it, in the future open stuff like that in incognito so u dont get logged oliviamonroefag
>>111714001>>111714055funny how when neuro says anything even slightly promiscuous all of chat spams 'erm', but when evil does it, the chat is cut in half, spamming either 'erm' or 'flushed'
>>111714049>>111714049>>111714049
how am i supposed to know what my viewers are ACTUALLY watchingcut it out please and thanks.
>>111713879Like I would tell you
cun~
kms
