This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: holy crap lumi a full schedule without a day off? wowhttps://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2053752152301126121/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8 https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho https://youtu.be/j-TjGUd--18 https://youtu.be/lMO1xRwSwOc Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgSPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4Come Watch Lumi's Big Idol Moment:https://files.catbox.moe/esj4yp.mp4Come listen to her best Christmas songshttps://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU The VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnanthttps://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc Lumi is asking if she's fathttps://youtu.be/HjPZdArEWZg New Tardwife cover songhttps://youtu.be/JI3tbVP6NlY Previous Thread:>>111752826
Tard wife is building plane for our autistic asseshttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
dog shit stream lumi never reads my chats and you guys are schizo as FUCK.t gumi
>>111877274works on my machine
holy shit how lanky is she?
>>111877558Starmom starved her so she wouldn’t be fat
>>111877558She’s skin and bones.
why does lumi need her own general?
Because /pcg/ is such a shithole and doesn’t deserve Lumi. I don’t know why gumis even try and post there
>>111879167for>>111879139
fair enough. lumi is pretty cool whenever I've tuned in. I love her singing.
>>111877558very, bird bones
she could do with learning how to not field retarded questions. it creates a feedback loop. answering them is rewarding them is incentivizing them. but ignoring them isn't punishing them. people see what does get answered and adapt. answering stupid questions normalizes stupidity and hurts chat. answering appropriate questions normalizes chat. do no harm.
>>111883124fat fuck
Lumi needs to eat more. She's really skinny.
>>111876890I'm still surprised Lumi didn't get any backlash for doing blackface.
>>111884732I'll let her eat people food and everything.
Realistically, is this a Lumi wife is like?
>>111885678Yes and no. Yes in the fact that Lumi will tear you down and go for the throat for maximum pain, but also no because that woman is being introspective, something Lumi tries her best not to do.
>>111885678Typical woman moment, literally how my previous 3 years long relations ended thanks god I only was planning to make a proposal instead of being married
>>111885678I wonder if Lumi read this type of stories and fears for Starbro, given he's an autist and has some rather particular hobbies.
I wanna slap lumi's tits
>>111885513That's water, you dumb fuck. No wonder she's borderline anorexic.
>>111887440Sideways? 6-7 style? Like you're trying to seal the leak in a boat?
I wonder if Lumi ever thinks about nietzsche. His philosophy aligns with her mentality, especially about forging one's own morals.
>>111885678Kinda. She'd do the eviscerating someone's soul part, but not the second part where she apologizes and asks for advice how to fix it.
>>111886277>>111888271Dunno, she seems pretty introspective to me these days. Just that she can't unpack all of her repressed baggage at once, so this introspection may appear compensatory.
>>111888715>she seems pretty introspectivelol, no. She's rebuffs and denies any introspection
>>111888870Did you watch yesterday's twitch stream?
>>111888905Yes, and she did the classic deny, deny, deny.
>>111889030Deny what exactly.
>>111889030>>111889081 (me)Also, are you lesbian?
>>111876062Why does Lumi hate traditional art? Modern art is so dogshit, I can't believe she likes it.
>>111887444ohhh shit. my bad. if she's been eating water.. then what wad she drinking this whole time?>>111887538I was thinking more of a side to side bitch slap but now I kind of want to give your angle a try. I guess 67 had some value after all
>>111887652I hope not. he'd be the first to beat her, or anyone, with a stick for reading works without any understanding of the 2,500 years worth of discourse that every philosopher just assumes the reader is aware of. no context is like protostant's reading the bible.
>>111891312Anon, she would import billions of pajeets and other sea mystery meat just to have more authentic street food stands...
>>111885678lumi wouldn't snap in one dramatic outburst. she would go non-verbal at most. then find somewhere to hide and cry. either until she got it out of her system or until it becomes one with the rest of the unexpressed anger that she's carried for a lifetime. plus, I doubt it would be autism that makes her snap. she likes autists and knows them well enough not to marry one who got on her nerves. but that might be a pedantic note.
>>111892392she's hiding her power level anon. settle down.
>>111892453>she likes autistsNo she fucking doesn’t. Starbro acts and behaves like an autist with her and it infuriates her to no end. Like wasn’t that her major complaint about him growing up and him staying with her for a week? He was behaving like an autist in public.
>>111887652She talked about it during the philosophy tier list, didn't say much, just that she had fun. Didn't seem like she engaged with his ideas all that deeply.
>>111878574most people are, i bet you if you look deeper, she also has some meat, intestines, blood and other bits and bittles.the human body is a wonderful work of art.
>>111894284>she also has some meatyeah mine
>>111894480She's very attractive in this one
>>111892874insufficient data. what we do know with absolute certainty is that she likes her chat enough to spend 8 hours a day together. with a little prodding, she was even willing to to stare into the abyss for long enough to try and stop the toxicity spiral. that says a lot.
>>111894480based
>>111877384kek
I like coming here and lurking. Its like a guminid zoo.
>>111895758Thanks Lumi!
>>111895758you seem to have me confused.
you should stop coming here
>>111895813schizo>>111895888double schizo
>>111894480>ugh, fine, I guess you are my little pogchamp
>>111894480>her face when reminded of tardwifely duties every single morning
it's that time of the week againhttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
I can't take this bullshit anymore. I'm watching Nekrolina.
>>111897222Are you Indian or something?
>>111896576Lumi is too smug for being a retard.
>>111897807It’s in her nature
idk how I feel about the game
>>111895544>insufficient dataYou’re telling me that Lumi’s honest, unfiltered reaction to Starbro’s autism isn’t an indication on how she would treat autistic men who aren’t related to her?
>>111876062i need more cute racoonmi picsshe's just so cute and innocent
>>111895858>>111897222>I'm watching Nekrolina.gross, she's nasty
how was stream? was the game ass?
>>111903448stream good. game? I can't quite tell yet.
>>111902843unless you know something that I do not, you're conflating witnessing an honest unfiltered reaction with witnessing a person's retelling of their honest unfiltered reaction. to be clear, I dont remember her ever saying that, so maybe I am missing something. regardless, the general principle holds. actions speak louder than words. from what I have seen, if anything, she is too nice too autists. also her crash outs would more appropriately be called crash ins.
>>111895544>try and stop the toxicity spiral.funny I had the opposite read
>>111903930elaborate?
>>111903954What I heard went something along the lines of>I don't know enough about things I want to talk about to form coherent arguments and whenever I fight with chat I end up feeling like an idiot because I have accepted that the hostility is not born out of ignorance but I'm actually just not good enough. I have a strong feeling that I'm right about most things so if only I could put more effort into preparing my content I'll be able to win.From what I can tell what she does is structure her infotainment content sections like debatebros and gets pissy when people start debating and go in with the mindset to just win the argument. I get the impulse to use the socratic method but you also need to accept that it will turn into redditor olympics and you can't actually just dismiss people offhandedly the way you can with actual educational content that invites experts on to make arguments that can't be addressed until they're fully laid out across 5min.
>>111902843Lumi just wants Starbro to suffer like she did.
are we really going to wait for months for another karaoke stream let alone a non-autistic request one
>>111907305Why?
The more Lumi talks about her mother, the more I realize Starmom suffers from enmeshment. I dread the day when she finds out her son is dating someone, because I can already tell she won't like her future daughter-in-law.
Lemon
Menace won.
>>111917855how? Menace is in a dead end in her career, has to sell sex to even make a living, and Lumi is still achieving her dream of being an idol.
>>111887652>His philosophy aligns with her mentalityOther than the Master-Slave Morality, in which Lumi only stumbled upon that reasoning because her utter contempt for weak "nice guy" men and viewing herself as a 'master', Lumi doesn't really follow Nietzsche philosophy all that much. You could argue she follows Will to Power, but the fact that she didn't dealt with her brother permanently when he was still in the cradle nixes that notion.
Would Lumi like Arthur Schopenhauer
>>111904214interesting. in that case I am now fully convinced that my not so schizo theory was correct. this is all about lumi not knowing how to say what she is thinking. she thinks the issue is the lack of knowledge base. it is in part, but only tangentially. I feel so bad for her sometimes. she needs to find someone irl who knows her well enough to talk this out. it won't get better any other way.
>>111920112>Lumi doesn't really follow Nietzsche philosophy all that muchPeople are seeing Nietzsche because she tries to affect a certain vitality towards overcoming on stream. Not because she follows a Nietzschean system with capitalized letters. It's been a while, but I get more Emerson vibes. >>111921627Maybe she'd like some of the misogyny. Never got the feeling she gives a shit about metaphysics systems, ascetics.
>>111922436she would have an easier time with life if she got some metaphysics reps in
>>111922482she needs to do anything challenging again or she's ngmiher baseline is higher than a lot of chat and that seems enough to placate her ego
>>111922814this. she is smarter than most but not as smart as she thinks. the major introspection deficit is where we can expect to find both the first fault lines and ultimate cause for everything wrong in her life. she does not fully appreciate the extent of her luck or the appropriate depth of gratitude she owes fate, among others.
>>111922241>this is all about lumi not knowing how to say what she is thinkingYou misunderstand my point, why does losing the argument make her feel like an idiot? Why does repeatedly losing the argument make her want to rethink her content? Why does she think disagreement is hostility? It's that fucking perfectionist's impulse to assume you're undeserving of love unless you do everything perfectly and that failure means getting the backhand, being flawed means getting locked in a dark room.
>>111923564Don't know whether you're reaching there or not, but let's approach it as hypothetical situation. Her chyat dynamic is not one on one debate, or even debate in the first place. It's content creation, where you're supposed to entertain a thousand plus people live. In this field you're what you eat, or more specifically your content becomes you and you become your content. If your content consists of picking exaggerated fights with your chyat and losing them repeatedly, that is what you become - the butt of the joke. And what people will come to expect of you and your content.
>>111923930If chat is allowed to be uppity that is the trade off, everything is a debate. Why did we spend 30min debating the metaphysics of advancements in AI rather than than looking up what "Humanity's Last Exam" is, what it tracks, who created it, and why? The problem with preparing a lecture in this format without putting chat on timeout or emote only mode is that you no longer own the topic or the direction of the lecture which requires a certain expertise on the topic to navigate.
>>111924103And that is the exact reason why allowing any situation to deteriorate into a "debate" is a loss for her. I was there during that debacle. She, as content creator, just wanted to share an interesting tidbit of information she stumbled upon randomly. She doesn't have the time for doing deep research with how much she streams, neither most of her chat would care for that boring-ass shit. And I can almost guarantee you that the majority of the chat was perfectly fine with leaving it as a small tidbit. But the minority decided to assert intellectual dominance, effectively derailing the stream. The people who actually knew how that shit works weren't even present.
>>111924103Chat isn't allowed or unallowed to do anything. You have to read the room because she's a woman and her whims are all that matters. If you're disruptive and obnoxious but funny and sexy then you can say anything you want.
>>111925507No
>>111925507embodying the problem she has with the "I'm just a girl" model of interaction
Lumi admits to watching Eurovisionhttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>111923564because it must really fucking suck to know what you are trying to say and not be able to say it. it is being held prisoner in your own mind. what people often overlook is that lumi is typically the first person to admit she is retarded when she doesn't know something..what I've noticed is that every time the chat vs streamer thing escalates from funny to cringe, it's because of one of two things. everyone is talking past each other or she is right and chat can't figure out the thrust of what she means anymore than she can explain it.this will sound schizo. you have no reason to believe me - I'm not going to post academic or business related proof I am unusually good at thought wrangling . I also have to admit that it is possible I am just a very lucky schizo. but if I get conned into watching someone problem solve for long let's be real, learning how other people solve problems is my special interest I can normally intuit how they will act 3 or 4 moves in advance, often before they do. again, you should call me full of shit because I am basically saying I am right because I am right. but if you want the answer, it isn't the losing. she loves to lose. it's the being misunderstood that kills her (in a bad way.) this, btw, is where the retarded pride you are sensing originates. she refuses to believe it is possible someone else could ever figure out what is going on inside her mind when she cant figure it out herself.she's wrong, but this is a process, and there is always a reason.
>>111927795I think that's useful cope to a point but at some point you also have to consider the possibility that you might be too married to the idea of winning the argument and appearing cultured. It's like only agreeing you lost in a way that you find acceptable but that's not how it works
>>111927670Fuck you Lumi I'm not watching your bullshit I'm watching Lina.
>>111928845Lina is a whore
>>111927795Professional deformation is a thing. People universally find it invasive and take offense when you try to get into their heads and psychoanalyze them unprompted. Regardless of whether you're going to get it right or wrong. And you will be at least partially wrong because you're working off limited, flawed and second-hand information.
This will boost your numbers Lumi
>>111932167Lumi has no ass nor tits.
>>111932167other lumi is cooking https://www.twitch.tv/lumizap
Guys i come to this thread to avoid the lemon whore
>>111935373>lemon manwhorefinally someone who gets it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNnMB2-u4VE
>>111935450Unironically she would look better with silver hair buuuut we all know why she can't
>>111928148knowledge is a true justified belief. even if you were to believe me, that belief would lack sufficient basis to be justified and therefore, true or not, couldn't be considered knowledge. this isn't a debate, if it were I wouldn't have picked a position that is tautalogically incompatible with winning. I do appreciate your point; it is a fair one. although it is one that would also require rather clumsy thinking on my part. all I ask is that you consider the possibiltiy; it will make things less tedious as a viewer in any case.
>>111931530yeah I've heard that one before. it makes one appreciate how hard it is to be an author.
>>111936000shit taste
Lumi only cares about us because we pay her, if we stop paying her, she wouldn't care.
>>111936739 Was the stream elements disclaimer always there?,,For legal purposes..."
>>111936739But anon, other gumis insists she likes autists, are you saying gumis don't know Lumi
>>111937313Gumis can't even decide what they want *of* Lumi.
>>111937650I want to fix her, she wants to fix me, neither of us want to be fixed
>>111937684I don't want to fix her, but I do want her to pace herself and take the goddamn breaks. I've seen enough burned out people, and all of them go through the same fucking steps. "Don't worry, I can take it". No bitch, not for long.
why is she gone on sunday?
>>111937971If she wanted you to know, she would have shared it.
>>111938266that is what is being asked anon. try to think about the intent behind a question or a statement when you read it. especially before assuming your interlocutor is retarded. ask yourself why the question would be asked.
>>111938499I just told him he's being a creep in polite words.
>>111938532no. he (me) was asking whether he missed something, if sunday is part of a larger break, etc. what is the context of the snippit of information the question is tacitly predicated upon.which, not incidentally, if a far less retarded thing for a person to do than to ask for dox information that would almost certainly be useless, even for a creep.
>>111938627From where do you know that she'll be going anywhere on Sunday? Was it her words? The ones where specifically avoided any details? If all of those are true, you will also understand my reaction. If you want specific answers without people assuming things, ask specific questions. And the answer will be no, she didn't mention anything extra.
>>111937971Most likely she'll be helping her cousin's fiance whatever to move house because her leg's all fucked up
Case in point.
I was going to answer but then you went and got really queer so now I will just enjoy my trip and not tell
>>111939097Is it the cheating wife or a different one?
>>111939556It's the other one that broke her leg before the planned wedding in Morocco
>>111938762yeah, the ones she slipped in casually as if she had already discussed it.
>>111939097I'm not going to poke this further; but lumi is either socially retarded, physically retarded, has cousins with the obscene level of wealth required to casually hire movers that move literally everything without stealing, or the other thing.
Lumi would be a terrible wife and sister-in-law
>>111939480literally no one cares beyond scheduling, dipshit. learn to value how you spend your time.
>>111940052Call me crazy but it could be that she reached out weeks ago and saw an opportunity to get out of the house and now she's bound to that obligation.
>>111940063lumi's the type of girl whose husband would keep mind break and corrupt her to the point she would no longer consider it unusual for a woman to wake up and discover they would be spending the rest of the day wearing nothing but a leash. I doubt her presence would be an imposition on her in laws.
>>111940052Lumi is emotionally stunted and retarded, either that or all the Kaneko women are extremely protective of their males. Considering that for the longest time, there was nothing but (with a few exception) women until the birth of starbro, I might see it happen.
>>111940208so long as she refrains from damaging what isn't really hers, she can do whatever she wants.
>>111940265They're all on the spectrum for sure, you don't get a bunch of women all showing up with autism across 3 generations without a significant genetic component
>>111940265I think it is safe to assume she has an unusually intense desire to ensure the people who care about her continue to perceive her as useful.
>>111940265>Considering that for the longest time, there was nothing but (with a few exception) women until the birth of starbrolol k
>>111941276Lumi talked about it. How her grandma was disappointed with having granddaughters, how she failed her grandmother by not being more traditionally feminine girl, how her family doted on starbro when he was born.
>>111941452this is true
>>111941452You contradicted yourself in the same sentence not to mention her family is a sausage fest and she even talked about how her younger male cousins are more successful than her.
>>111941921her parents wanted a son and obviously weren't planning on having one in their 40s. although I doubt this was ultimately causal, it certainly manifested as such.
>>111942109So they never wanted a daughter?
>>111942109Her parents are true Christians.They only use sex for procreation.No accidents.
>>111942524They had children in between. It’s just that Starmom kept having miscarriages and stillborns.
https://x.com/i/status/2056080931803296145
>>111942985losing a kid very often ends a marriage. it's not the same thing, but I doubt that made for a happier homelife.
is the mainland gossip true? did jelly say lumi dresses like a hobo?
>>111944850>but I doubt that made for a happier homelife.No, which is why Starmom put immense pressure on Lumi until she was 8 (when starbro was born)
Starmom is a beloved mother and Lumi shit talking her parenting is just her not getting over the discipline her mother enforced.
>>111944995yeah that mostly tracks. I thought there was a decade age gap there tho.
>>111945776>I thought there was a decade age gap there tho.I went with the more conservative number. Considering that Lumi insists that she drove Starbro to all of his extracurricular activities' afterschool and somewhat raised him but also insisted that she moved out after a certain point from home during her college years. It sort of makes sense she was eight when he was born.
>>111945956fair enough. she has a good trick for keeping locations consistent but numbers, not so much.
I wonder which of the girls she would be most excited to see getting fucked.
>>111885487Asian girls get away with being chuds
>>111946288this is the best argument she might actually be asian
bring back lolumi so I can molest her
tardwife, coming through
every single time I might be able to watch a stream properly she finds an excuse to fuck off. clearly, the only reasonable thing to do in this situation is dox, kidnap, and rape until it isn't rape.
>>111948223Posting things like this can get you in trouble, and not the janny kind. Just food for thought.
>>111948223sounds like somebody's got a case of the mondays :^)
>>111946288Jelly got punished for not supporting Black History Month
>>111949010>d-don't say mean things or I'll call the police on you>I-I know who you are!>I'm gonna tell Lumi!
>>111950555Guess there's no helping if you've got thought digestive issues.
>sponsorslop streamwhat am I even suppose to do?
>>111949010no actually, they can't or I wouldn't have said it>>111949562God damn it. I hate myself for laughing
>>111951370You love Lumi right? Then watch her sponsor streams
>>111951370I would say use her code, but I don't think that tard even bothered with one.
>>111951784she's so hard working and so lazy at the same time.
>>111951756You do you, I suppose. But I still can thinks of a few things that might bite you in the ass when you least expect it, like CBP denying you entry without any explanation.
>>111950555There are glowie bots scalping info and sending automatic reports all over the internet, once someone gets flagged enough they're put on a list. If the threat is credible they might pay them a house visit
>>111951844that would be illegal>>111951880report it then.
>>111951904I wasn't raised to be a rat
>>111951904Guess we're back to thought indigestion. Shouldn't had any hopes.
>>111951958amusingly, we're in the exact opposite position you think we're in.
>>111951991Sure thing, bro. Enjoy your diplomatic immunity or whatever.