This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: No Schedule. She's helping family. Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8 https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho https://youtu.be/j-TjGUd--18 https://youtu.be/lMO1xRwSwOc Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgSPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4Come Watch Lumi's Big Idol Moment:https://files.catbox.moe/esj4yp.mp4Come listen to her best Christmas songshttps://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXUThe VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnanthttps://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc Lumi is asking if she's fathttps://youtu.be/HjPZdArEWZg New Tardwife cover songhttps://youtu.be/JI3tbVP6NlY Previous Thread:>>112074045
tardwife
>>112188284lumi should have visible aereolas because she have huge tits on that model
>>112188448blame twitch
Starbro is a sensitive young man that needs to escape the clutches of her sister.
and here we go again. it's someone else's turn to use the obvious meta.
>>112188001Come on, at least crop the image properly. I feel deeply offended.
>>112188871Bleh fine. Off to bed I go. No fun past midnight around these parts.
>>112188448Lumi would never show us her areolas. She hates us that much and is as cruel as she is wicked.
>>112190311truth
>>112188001How I perceive this image.
>>112191527I see two puppies, a loli, and a chinky slam piggy.
>>112191527How can you say Lumi is a tard when she’s the best of the other 3
>>112192431it's a trap!
>>112192431What is her pose even supposed to mean there?
>>112191527She should be wearing just the leotard and bootsWhy is she so mean
>>112192530they should have coordinated their outfits. they didnt have to match, but they should look like they could show up to the same party.
>>112192764Agreed Jelly should be wearing a microbikini
>>112193067lumi should legally adopt lia and then blow me as a team. alas, these sorts of things only happen if we make them happen
>>112195157That's a man.
>>112195157Cute
>>112191527Dizzy is not a tryhard
>>112197045She is
>>112195291fag
lumi lia collab where lumi tops lia and makes her call chat daddy
>>112197796That was the fashion stream basically>Liacon>I hate you>Gumi>Oh my god that's so hot
>>112197045She's wearing sexy nurse uniform, that is tryhardness bordering on desperation.
>>112198326You say that when Lumi, Ember and Jelly are dressed as whores?
>>112198333Yes. Also everything is a whore when you're desperate enough.
*hypergamous foid blocks youre path*
>>112199149*asks why I'm path*
Didn’t dizzy have a panty shot
>>112198059it was great. we need more. she was terrified of lumi. the little assissted rape dialogue during the tournament was peak performance.
>>112199149>>112199341*rapes both of you*
LUMI WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>>112200039is this the mind break game?
https://files.catbox.moe/3cx0xf.png
>>112200139not clicking that
>>112200103Yeah, shame, because Lumi hates mindbreaks
>>112200389please post screenshots as things progress
>>112199919No
>>112191527You have shit taste for shitting on dizzy.
Miia is better than Lumi.
is she still sad about this? she always acts like such a bitch right before doing something nice but it works and we're objectively the bad guy.
>>112201819She's younger but we're seeing her depression arc as a streamer, she needs to do something more than medicate if she wants to make it in the long run. Unfortunately Miia is quite attached to her Discord
>>112202234why doesnt she simply get bred by a successful chatter? honest ask. it seems like the obvious move
>>112201819
>>112202532An Orangutan is sort of like a human, it might even be led to believe it is equal to one, but their lives are ultimately separate. And the most action an Orangutan will realistically get out of a human is if they're shaved and chained up in Borneo.
>>112202532Gumis said that Miia is dating Starbro. Don’t know if that’s true or not, but it would make Lumi happy.
>>112202764vtubers are people too anon. surely.
>>112202825Lumi would be more than happy for her baby brother to date Miia.
>>112202825Gumis be lying I guess, I don't think that long of a distance would work
>>112202856Don't get excited just because I mentioned chains
>>112202957well now that you explicitly mention it.. yeah no. the line is somewhere before furry shit.
>>112202919They can make it work
Lumi would never cheat on us, right?
Ember is faster than Light https://youtu.be/rzaEc0s-0iM
I wonder if she misses us more or less than we do.
>>112205479damn it Anon you keep posting her hours into strim
>>112205526wouldn't surprise me if she stopped to think>Wait what am I doing with my life?After seeing her cousin and his wife and decided to graduate then and there tbdesu
>>112205715Lumi watched her cousin get cucked and have his wife left him. It just reinforces her belief that she’s right
>>112205789That was the other cousin
>>112201761I don't mind Dizzy normally. But that nurse outfit really devalues her.
I’ve been on a business trip since mid last week. Is there a reason lumi hasn’t been streaming? I wasn’t able to catch most of last week
>>112205715Eh, not sure about graduation, but that vacation may certainly change some of her views. From what I've gathered, her ideal family plan is to grab someone with good stats and whip him into literal perfection. Unfortunately, most people don't take kindly to that.
>>112205715she had best get on with it before it comes down to an ultimatum
>>112205935vacation. back friday
>>112205822It still proves my point. Lumi watched her cousin get cucked and watched her cousin-in-law leave with a younger, strapping man, until she was pumped and dumped.Why would she want to get married
>>112206017Why would she do anything? It's all performative, including the part where she got over her depression
>>112206204pull up.
>>112205935She's in Japan filming stuff.
>>112206329>stuffJust call it JAV at this point, at least that might make for an interesting tangent.
Be nice to her she's going through it right now
>>112205479Ember won.
>>112206498She has Starbro, what more can she want.
>>112206500nice! that's a fun cozy game. the good old kestrel. hopefully she has the tism to try one of the new ships
>>112206529A baby.
Lumi should take more of an interest in chat's gooning habits and do things like gooning encouragement and open a fansly. She has so much potential as a vtuber and it is all just squandered because she is too prideful to play to her strengths.
>>112207544I really need to sort the logistics of sticking a baby in her
>>112207595workshop your strawmaning
>>112207621I'm astral projecting myself in my mind to that reality and it is much better than here. It's not even a big ask or weird there are already vtubers who do it. Lumi has what it takes to be the best.
>>112207671>fanslyokay
if lumi doesn't come back as lolumi, we know she doesn't support wemi.
>>112207595Dude, when speaking suggestively she can keep the act for like 5 seconds, before succumbing to hysterical giggles. It's rather cute, but I wouldn't call it hot.
>>112208104tbf, she can do it. she was a girl on the internet and a few years ago still bragged about the voice she uses to sound sexy. I've never heard it, but it didn't feel like cope or a bluff. baby talk on the other hand..
>>112208190Her 'sexy' voice is a bit redeem and it hilariously bad.
>>112208258It's an acquired taste, your plebian mind wouldn't understand.
>>112208190Yeah, she handle the voice, but not the innuendos. In case you forgot this cute giggling mess of a stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNnMB2-u4VE
>>112208381I feel like we need to factor in how she was thinking up the cheesiest pick up lines she has ever heard and then pretending to be the man hassling someone instead of the icked girl she is.
>>112208381don't get me wrong tho, thatt was a peak stream and she is retarded. she might not be able to perform in front of crowds
>>112206529She wants to start a family.
if lumi was a light, would she also be a good girl?
No daily lumis at all. She really does hate me.
Man I sure miss that bitch...what was her name again? Loony? Wonder where she is...
>>112202734Why do I see this as Lumi actually saying to an actual woman.
I think love is transitive and automatically attaches good will to the appropriate persons once removed. I don't think that's something one simply turn off.
I wonder what's the most Lumi, lumicore doujin in existence.
>>112213322the hair trigger?
>>112213843I think it might be a little darker than what a good goon time would care for. so if we fast forward, it would be barbarian warlord swooping in and her going from terrfiied victim to madly in love. mandatory scene where the warlord indirectly shows affection by killing someone for damaging his property, etc.
I actually miss Lumi.
>>112215684there's one like that with an ogre and a dark elf, though I don't think Lumi has a 14 incher irl
>>112217003feels guilty for her friend making her big brother horny and does what a good little sister should to make it up to him
What am I reading here? ughhh Lumi doing fansly as a posibility after leaving phase?
>>112217799Since that is how rumors are being born around /here/, I will answer this seriously. No, she doesn't. She's the kind a person who would unironically rather kill herself. We were just joking around at her expense.
>>112217976 (me)On the same note, no, starbro is not dating Miia. Real life is not a romcom.
are we there yet
With our sun gone, we cannot return life to our thread. And fate has yielded it's reward, a new chat to call home. We live among lovebugs and kindlings now, hiding in plain sight but watching over them in secret. Waiting. Protecting.
I have witnessed their devotion, and though we are platforms apart, like us there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Marten, and I send this message to any surviving Gumis taking refuge among the stars: We are here. We are waiting.
>What I've done>I'll face myself
>>112220501>To cross put what I've become
>>112220619>>112220619>>112220619>>112220619*out
I think lumi might need to sit down with a certain someome and have a very frank discussion.
>>112220681Xynchro?
>>112220712close, but more of the mental health variety.
>>112220733Still the same language but different continent
>>112220433>>112220484reeee whores
>>112220790I wouldn't care but the poor guy isn't even tagging the right people. that's.. concerning.
>>112220847I was gonna talk about pupi's last feet drawing and how lumi allowed him to do that>> Pupi hönesy FUCK OFF
>>112220925oh no it's not an artist. but kek what's the tea?
>>112220934 The lumi footjob , like holy shit...why?
>>112220793Ember is not a whore
>>112221314Humiliation fetish, he gets off on the idea of putting someone else on a pedestal and treat them like a god. Whenever he's ignored he wants to provoke a reaction, to be struck down by his god. Artists are weird like that, they have a compulsive need to externalize their desires, it's why so many of them participate in orgies or cuckoldry.
>>112221314Because he's well-known feet enthusiast and already draws her naked all the time? Also calling it "Lumi's" and "footjob" is a bit of a stretch, twitter doesn't even censor the image.
>>112221429anon, that's very clearly a dick. >>112221424I can believe it>>112221314we also can't rule out that what started as something she enjoyed has since escalated
>>112221598>a dickIt's a shampoo bottle he didn't bother adding details to.
>>112221598>I can believe itYou don't publically admit that you want to buy Lumi's used shoes at an auction for 4-figure amounts after the Gumis try to make fun of you unless you're deranged.
Either way, I don't get why it's suddenly a problem. People draw actual lewd art of her regularly, and he didn't even put that particular piece under her tag. All she had to do is move along and ignore it. But she commented on it, so the dude must be punished. What a retarded logic.
>>112221673a shampoo bottle with a head?>>112221696I wasn't being sarcastic, but fucking kek that is.. wow. if she was ever into feet, that horse is dead dead dead
>>112221786Just look at her response
>>112221598>> ,,as something she enjoyed" Hold on !¿? You mean feet stuff or just porn in general
>>112221786oh she commented on it? okay fair enough I'm not fucking with someone while they're at work. she knows her audience, the marketing meta, etc. for her specific industry better than I do. so I am forced to concede her superior judgement.it's not the thing it's the beating of a dead horse. it's got nothing to do with the quality of the joke
>>112221919hahahahahaha I love her so much so sometimes>>112221946she used to be a hand model anon. don't get me wrong. not my cup of tea, but she has pretty fucking good taste generally so I'm not going to knock it til I've tried it
>>112221911All I see is a slightly wiggly line. He's more of a traditional artist, so the lineart is not his strong suite.
>>112221978>she used to be a hand modelwe're just saying shit now
>>112221978 What she was jacking poeple with her feet?
>>112221988this is just an intellectual honesty thing. I'm not hating on the art. I can't claim to know how to be a vtuber than lumi. I can claim to know what a dick looks like. frankly, I welcome goon art where I see it. there isn't much. if we're being real my only serious complaint is the down's syndrome face. that.. may be a miscalculation
>>112222002she said it.>>112222034wtf?
>>112222034I don't even think she's done cowgirl Anon
Not against ,,korn on da cub'' , but when or where we drag the line. I like pupi's art in general, but that was nasty
>>112221919Again, all I see is a sarcastic response to a sarcastic post.
>>112222087 Sorry I keep getting cucked by vague posters and the Loomi iceberg is so big is not even worth for the unemployed
>>112222124Why the hell do "we" need to draw the line or whatever? Did he bring the image to the discord to advertise it or something? What he does in his own twitter is his own damn thing. Unless you want to bring cancel culture to this community. I'm sure Lumi will appreciate that.
>>112222187 I mean yeah, you are right
>>112222249careful, you're starting to notice
Since we are on the gooner topic:https://x.com/i/status/2043408697863421992
>>112222398extremely brown animation
>>112222416 ,,Your honor, brown animation"
>>112222398Gross
>>112222398Lumi would hate this
>>112222398I think it is a felony to post this without a catbox and it is probabably also criminal negligence that no one has assembled an up to date moan compilation.
>>112223287does she HATE it?
You don't understand, she's a retard and can't think for herself. We obviously know better.
>>112223390I would hardly go so far as "we", nor be so obtuse as to claim superior subject matter knowledge. say "I" next time so your parody doesn't cast too wide a net.
>>112223390This.I should be the only one with any authority over her career to be honest.
>>112223347 I am more surprised off this guy is still being alive, cause this is the second time he does it
>>112223516the tweeter or the anon?
>>112223458We do not utilize such plebeian pronouns when speaking of ourselves, they would denigrate our immaculate grandeur.
>>112223548 twitter
>>112223564but you weren't speaking of yourself now, were you? it's okay, I'll make sure that one day you'll be able to say my dick is only the second smartest thing to come out of your immaculate mouth.
>>112223683Stop posting fat lumis you monster.
>>112223683We magnanimously accept your concession. But keep your dirty appendage to yourself.
>>112223727I think that's more of a teasing face, but it's vague enough to also be cheeks full of cum. even I wouldn't imply she's fat, that would be as puerile as it is inane.
>>112223761our*
That's why you don't argue with retards. Everything you say will go over their heads, and everything they respond with will only make you cringe. Yes, my loss.
>>112223838this
>>112223683AI upscaled monstrosities
>>112223939idk it's how I always see her
>>112223727That's biblically accurate Lumi, she herself claimed her face is so fat that she accidentally cancels phone calls with it.
>>112224177 East european gene makes women's faces very round
>>112224355They become rat-like with small faces
>>112224382she can live in my front pocket
>>112223363Yes. She’s a firm believer of only having sex after marriage
>>112224997That's not a female value, even born again no rubber Oli believes that you're basically married after a certain point
>>112225166Lumi believes in it.
>>112225307No she doesn’t
I think this break has brought into focus certain inadequacies in communication that are so long overdue they must be immediately addressed lest the incredulity of social support structures escalate into an intervention that will force unfair choices.
>>112224997Didn’t she want her brother to have drunken sex or something because she was scared he was gay?
>>112225874Let's say she finds value in such principles. And the concept of "one flesh" is more about lifetime commitment, not really a marriage (at least if you apply modern reading to it). So in theory there should be no limit to the freakiness as long as you remain faithful.
>>112228147this. areligious types don't care about tying the knot. girls like lumi do care about being loyal. she'd be completely monogomous, aside from her cuck queen thing which doesn't really count and is more about her just happy to get to be there
>>112228349You're describing fairytale world, unfortunately. Usually people become dissillusioned after the honeymoon phase, and either come to terms with it or file for a divorce. And Lumi not being oblivious of that is probably one of the reasons why she's afraid to commit.
>>112228625that's just silly anon. my parents are still together after 40 plus years. my childhood was not a sad one. holidays arent spent seething. it's perfectly possible to steer the bonfire of infatuation towards a sustainable burning warmth of familiarity, friendship, and sex. the issue is that it used to be impossible to become friends before falling in love. in person, friendship always means having skipped over the love stage. but love skips over the long term audit of sustainability that friendship confirms. luckily we live on the internet where the lack of hormones and appearances lets us beat down the biological control over romance and makes it possible to become really good friends - and only then hop into the physical infatuation stage. ironically, terminally online retards who don't miss the clock are probably better possitioned than most. they can even live out the enemies to lovers thing that wasnt really possible in real life.don't despair anon, the future is dark for the species at large but is bright for indiviuals who choose to make it so.
You guys need Ember. She would never leave you all alone this week.
okay artist reeing aside - can we all agree that anyone who makes blacked shit does not get the pass?
>>112230417Anon, Lumi hates minorities, you don’t have to be insecure.
>>112230458the artists and the business case for supporting them, you cock obsessed mongoloid
>>112230699Who gives a shit about them? Just ignore them and focus on Lumi
>>112230758that's literally.. fair enough. I envy your parsimony.
>>112230417stop this we shit
How fucked is she now, chat?
>>112231115the first thing I would do, after shattering her pelvis, is force her to sign a medical poa and a self-declaration of incompetence. then force her to spend the next year utilizing the health care system only a select few in the history of our species could ever DREAM of having access to. I swear to God, nothing reeks of internalized poverty more than refusing preventative medicine. unless the goal is to be treated like a child, in which case, it's super effective.
>>112231115Considering her problems are mainly in her fingers, wrists, elbows, hips, knees, in that order. Very.
>>112231588How is she such a cripple. She has a lot of audacity refusing to give us the mommy asmr we deserve when she has the body of a 45 year old.
>>112231798>How is she such a crippleWas taught to push through the pain and ignore her signals when she is hypermobile, something her mom forgot to tell her she might be.
I've watched enough Shiina to accept the fact that some foids are just naturally self-destructive. Context of the image: she has serious chronic digestive issues
>>112231839Yeah but how is she SUCH a cripple? She has been at school or sitting at her PC for the past ten years. Some idolshit shouldn't do her in.
>>112231911She used to figureskate when she was a kid, her original goal was to be a concert pianist and a musician. She's played a few instrument including guitar, then there's the ballet. She's a lifelong insomniac that constantly have issues microsleeping, she arguably had anorexia most of her life. And then she did workout wednesday for 3 years on top of regular exercises. And then to top it off she's had such regular issues she completely avoided using those muscle groups so she had the grip strength of an Indian grandma while being in her hagyears.
>>112231798stupidity. unironic stupidity. localized to the introspective function in particular. this is why she comes off as so selectively retarded. I have to admit, it took too long to put a finger on it. it's just so extreme you'd never think to see it.it's bad. unironic, stop being mean to this person - they can't help it; yes even tho everything else makes it seem like they ought to, bad. luckily her verbal intelligence is high enough that (when she shuts the fuck up about how everything she doesnt understand is psychobabble/hide behind the reductio ad autistic populum) she will probably be able to literally talk it out.of course, if she is too dumb, absent sufficient bullying, to go to the doc for a failing hand.. I highly doubt she will take the initiative required to find someone to fucking talk to about literally anything.granted, I can't be too much of a dick here when I literally can't conceive of a family you couldnt immediately go to for help for anything and this type of thing specifically
>>112232997> I highly doubt she will take the initiative required to find someone to fucking talk to about literally anything.granted, I can't be too much of a dick here when I literally can't conceive of a family you couldnt immediately go to for help for anything and this type of thing specificallyHer brother keeps trying to talk about things with her, but she just either rats him out to her parents or tries to make him live the hedonistic lifestyle
>>112233288nothing makes me happier than realizing I was full of shit about something. at first, I was sort of unironically disgusted when she said that her response to opening up was to go tell on him. in retrospect, I think that was an obvious exception that proves the rule. she literally has no context. we saw it during hell week. she was literally incapable of going around something to pursue the objective behind it. if that isn't the platonic form of a microcosm, idk what is. that wasn't a mistake, it was a conceptual retardation. all it took to undo years of [woman trying to do math or similar cognitive block] was a single conversation. sadly, it was too focused to ever repeat on air, but that doesnt change the thesis. a fucking gumi of all things was able to accomplish more in 10 minutes than she had in her lifespan. it couldnt have possibly been enjoyable to go that long afraid and confused by what everyone around her was calling obvious. it wasn't kayfabe. that was human suffering. the kind only unironically abusive people enjoy. she really thought that narking on him was the right thing to do. in the same way a kindergardener knows the right thing to do when they see smoke is find an adult. she needs to take responsibility for her communication issues that are born entirely out of cowardice and avoidance. doing so might help with the deeper issue we're discussing. but as of now, it's really the best she can do. there's no honor or love or pleasure in bullying someone for what they are literally unable to account for or fix.
holy bait
is she coming back later
>>112235956She's skipping the anniversary, anon.
>>112236141what anniversary?
bibi lemon
>>112213843[Solopip B] Normal Relationship.
>>112231115 Why she would be? Probably some muscular fever
>>112236773Go away, Lumi. You're not supposed to be here.>>112236371Phase invaders wish anniversary. Live in 46 hours on Dizzy's channel. And nobody's skipping it.
Come Listen to a True Idol.https://youtu.be/FYXKJ72Cluc
>>112237914So is Airi our new Star?
>>112237019stop the schizo larp. read /pcg/ and tell me those retards can tell the difference. they can't. we don't want to deal with it.
When is Lumi coming back?
>>112241485she is allowed to until she posts her model's tits with the nipple nozels removed
So why does Lumi have a nude toggle?
>>112241673>she is allowed to until she posts her model's tits with the nipple nozels removedBut she already did it once.
>>112241725for the thrill of it
>>112241757post nips or it didnt happen>>112241772this. it's fun.
Watch Jellyhttps://youtu.be/ydfm66wI5MQ
>>112233998>nothing makes me happier than realizing I was full of shit about something. at first, I was sort of unironically disgusted when she said that her response to opening up was to go tell on him.>she really thought that narking on him was the right thing to do.Why does she squeal on her brother so much?
>>112244031it's the best she can do
>>112244343The best she can do is be an older sister and guide him, not be a rat.
>>112241799there are no nips
>>112233998we're in the endgame >>107837457
Or we're in for a real crashout, all I see is the self-destructive spiral that started off as emotional and now escalated to being physical. And she's unable to back away properly because of her album and the big concert. But I do hope however that she was able to find some new perspective during this vacation that would allow her to reverse this shitty trend.
I think she will be fine
>>112244549I'm excited for her.
>>112246061I have faith
>2pmlumi should be raped with a stick
>>112246061also, shut up
>>112248336>suffering>suffering>sufferingWhat a bright, self-proclaimed optimist.
>>112248905she's more of a coptivist
>>112251597Donut post my pics here bro.
>>112250571wurmtivist https://files.catbox.moe/ndanm4.webm
>>112252637I hate that I would still love her. she needs to admit she's still sad.
>>112252637I wanted to listen to this karoke because the cute little meta narrative made me happy but I couldn't because there isn't a fucking karoke playlist and I can't remember the name. this is straying into flacid and disappointed beatings territory.
>>112253168Not sure if you're asking for a link, but here it is either way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j00Hehj_CUg
>>112253218nah my brain is pavloved into going into work mode when I get disappointed. thanks tho. plus, there's a very high probability that she was too lazy to time stamp some of her most important content (even viewed on the lifetime strategic timeframe) and that would just give me ick. no one wants to deal with my bitchiness, least of all me.
>>112253404I hereby dub thee craptivist, lmao. And timestamps are in the first comment.
>>112253488it's literally my job title
Lumi cancelled stream.
>>112220298i never left
>>112235865>bluefingersi love racoonmi
>>112254109open wide for the choo choo train
>>112252637I never understood why she did this stream
>>112254847It was freaking peak, you weirdo.
>>112254915but it was so out of pocket, it was like something Airi or Dizzy would do
>>112254949No idea what you needed to bring up these two, but thematic skits and singing are literally among Lumi's fortes.
>>112255029I was looking at the harness, the jiggles, and the colors
>>112254949she used to love bomb us all the time. I don't know what caused what but the dramatic shift (I don't mean this in a mean way, it's just a fact) in the autist to schizo ratio combined with a night time person forcing herself to stream when she is brain dead (yes, it is literally too late to change your sleep time preferences afrer 26 and sitting in front of a blue light monitor for 14 years means she is perma cooked - that's just basic medicine) has correlated with the comparatively emotionless lumi before us. she is and always will be a schizo. the more she pretends otherwise the more uncanny valley things get until people are surprised when she is acting like lumi (i.e. halloween)
>>112255055Ah, wasn't paying much attention to that to be honest. Jiggle is just cheap and dirty rigging, and the colors fit thematically in my opinion.
>>112255098I'm well aware but it was surreal how far she went. Usually love bombing is the same rehashed karaoke or rare Lucy not Lumi serenading you in a strip club wearing bdsm gear
childhood is liking gumisadulthood is realizing lumi makes more sense
>>112255135There's just no pleasing you, is it? She goes out of her way for (you), and you still lowkey complain and question her decision. And then people are surprised that she's growing distant.
>>112255135anon, she was a little bondage genie in a bottle playing strategy games. she had a VERY specific idea of the audience she wanted. never forget, it doesn't matter what we think, and part of being a mature adult means realizing what accepting someone for who they are rather than what we want them to be. the key to a happy life is finding someone who WANTS you exactly as you are. it's why you should cringe every time someone says dizzy deserves better than xyz, I'd tie her to a bed and positive affirmations her etc. no one who says that wants dizzy. that rightfully breeds a sense of despair that is often processed with a contempt response.what do you think makes lumi happy? she's been rather clear about it on the (increasingly rare) occasions of truely high effort.
>>112255397quiet you. you're appealing to woman logic that doesn't translate properly because of how often it is associated with women (disproportionately but not always) being retarded during abstract problem solving dillemas.
>>112255423i guess im the only new guy here but how come there arent any holdovers of this in her chat? how did you guys handle this transition? maybe it goes over my head because im vanilla
>>112255465I'm appealing to man's decency, it's entirely orthogonal to whatever Lumi thinks or doesn't. Even if she enjoyed it, I would still say that such behavior is shitty.
>>112255514purges of midwit schizos. there's nothing more contemptable than the midwit because it is so intoxicated by the thrill of thinking it found a solution that it is incapable of noticing the ghost in the machine. it takes a lot longer to force yourself to shut the fuck up until you have accounted for every single variable instead of going "good enough, I won". everyone who she had fun with always midwit schizos out and fucks off. I imagine that fucking hurts more than anyone would ever want to admit. lastly, she got too good at grooming and the remaining have frankly demonstrated too much compassion during her freak out moments. which has just enabled her to pursue more. because of course she doesnt learn from leniancy, she's a woman. that's the meta. call me full of shit if you want, I certainly am not going to provide evidence, but if you want to know what actually happened - there you are. the best thing we can do, if we care, is use the nuclear option. which is a real bitch becauae fallout hits everything, but to do otherwise would be to pretend she was someone else. we've had four days to steal ourselves.but luckily that is tomorrow's problem.
>>112255554I never said you were wrong. although now I will point out your use of the word "you" was not something one could concede offhand.
>>112255423To be honest with you I don't think anything makes Lumi happy, I think she's in a perpetual state of misery that feeds off the novelty of things because she's unable to cope with the imagined meaningless of her own existence. And then she uses her own negative feedback loop as an excuse to distance herself from people or lash out at them only to come back months or years later to make amends as her only joy in life. I see her as the architect of her misfortune and fleeting happiness, the kind of person that uses interpersonal relationships like a substance abuser uses drugs. That would discard her friendships when the honeymoon phase is over, like a child discarding their toy.
>>112255932largely a yup; thus the steel. it might not be fair for her, especially for a coward like her, to have to be the first into the breach. alas, that's reality. a reality exists in flux. one that will not grow more favorable with time.I disagree about nothing making lumi happy tho. she.. was put in a very difficult position. it would be easier if her parents were stupider, even by just the several degrees to get to her level. platonic concepts are real. her threshold for respect is set far too high, especially given the unusually exorbitant cost of growing up in front of true greatness. if it hadn't come at the cost of constant, unironic, real, not at all funny, terror, then it would have been fine. but it did. so she is stuck looking to the internet for company. I think it is fair to say that when you catch lightening in a bottle, you have to go for it. but what are the chances of running into lighting here of all places? astromically low. hell, that might even subconsciously be at play behind her theme. happiness for lumi is pic related. not pictured is the incpient slap (for incompetence) from someone who loves her AND she respects. someone who cares enough to do it because they care about her, instead of the.. alternative she is used to. coming from someone she respects, which she is all too familiar with.given the extreme niche of what she is looking for in the equally extreme niche she finds herself in; who wouldnt have become accustomed to self-sabotage? I can't pretend I wouldn't. she could have wound up at a 7 sister, but cope her way around the fact she was too terrified to go to the networking events to get the ivy husband the schools literally exist for the sole purpose of enabling.life isn't fair. hers sure as hell isn't. but funamentally, you are correct, this is context not an excuse. it doesn't matter if the deck is stacked against us. we were dealt in the moment we were born. each new card may hurt more than the last. but it can't get worse than what it already is. so it is never an excuse not to do everything we possibly can, risk be damned, to at least break even.she has good reason to be a coward and and to have such an absurdly niche concept of happiness. her problem, however, is just as you described only worse. she can be. she even knows it. she just won't. not ironicallly, this is the most difficult task you will ever encounter in a business context too. it's resolvable but you better have a damned good relationship with the owner or they will cope themselves into seeing the messenger of reality as the problem, rather than reality. apologies for the long windedness, my brain is usually in neutral while I'm here; I haven't adapted problem solving gear to the usual parsimony expected on an image board.
>>112255932>>112256494Not saying you're right or wrong (personally I don't have enough datapoints to reach definitive conclusion), but maybe go easier on the "ascended schizo" talk. Just asking you to approach this with the assumption that Lumi is going to read it. And I don't imagine regurgitating the negativity without proposing something constructive will do her any favors.
>>112256990I have nothing but contempt for people who point out flaws without offering solutions. don't assume that what appears in-depth to some means narrowly focused for all
Lemon is back by the wayhttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>112256990I think proposing something constructive winds up clockwork Lumi and that being described as something negative or positive isn't really up to you, nor is your judgement any more valid than theirs. The only reality is how you feel about it and how you choose to hear it. I think there is more value in being introspective and exploring false assumptions than having the correct solution presented to you. It's hard to apply the wisdom of others to a novel problem which only you can observe all the variables for.
>>112257295...if you can accept judging yourself to be a terrible person*I should add
>>112257279Starmom was in chat
>Lumi can’t go to another wedding because she’s getting old and no man wants herShould we tell her
oh no. I'm bored.
Also Lumi is taking her brother somewhere in July.
Can we all agree that Ember is more cuter than Lumi now?https://youtu.be/vZIJ9Ly1koE
>>112258851please, the ESL...You're not wrong
Lumi is back but I'm still cheating on her with Essie at this very moment.
https://twitch.tv/miiaIf you want to be moral support for her tragic little sister instead of watching the space colony game
>>112260027Why would I want to see Starbro’s cumdump
Lumi talking about her momhttps://files.catbox.moe/6b2d7l.mp4
Also Lumi and Starmom are quite similar to each otherhttps://files.catbox.moe/0hvjkv.mp4
Another example of Starmom being a good mother to Lumihttps://files.catbox.moe/ek2e7l.mp4
Starmom will never see her grandkidshttps://files.catbox.moe/nstoyk.mp4
she hates us.
jesus Anon that's a lot of clips
got stuck in traffic and missed the end, anything happen?
>>112262440Uh oh, no one wants to have kids with lumi?
>>112262440Real questionWhy did you only clip the parts about her mother?
>>112262648she doesnt see spending time with her chat as a net neutral activity, that's for sure
>>112262896someone seems to have a vested interest in pushing a narrative. well executed too
>Lumi talks about her mother>Gumis thinks a narrative is being createdWhy are gumis so autistic
>>112263933the clips you absolute fucking retarded degenerate. context you autistic fuck. learn what it is. apply it. it's like watching you piss yourself and then calling someone with a glass of water a piss drinker.
>>112262174>>112262294>>112262361>>112262440>Starmom is so lonely now that Starbro is fucking his way into college that she went back to Lumi Even in her own family, she’s secondary
>>112264364There's no narrative being created. Lumi talked about her mother and how they call and text each other.
>>112265109THE CHOICE OF CLIPS. it was a joke; made to an anon who noticed the clipper's fixation with her mom. it's so self-evident that.. I'm being mean when I shouldn't. my bad. no one thinks lumi was creating a narrative. I wasn't even there for the zatsu. the conment was about the object of the sentence replied to.also no hate to the clipper. the opposite. clips are good. there was no subterfuge or nonsense in anything said by anyone. try to reread things in that context and it may help.
I'm just happy that Lumi and Starmom have a healthy relationship now.
>>112265813ignoring an elephant is rarely healthy, but that is neither my story to tell nor my right to make into a public question.
>>112262440So starbro is legit the only one who’s going to carry the name forward from on?
>>112266666it would seem to be satan's will.
>not just lumi punished>punished LOLUMI>with the accessory>gumis post screen caps. >dizzy reveals dunny or whatever the pun was>lovebugs respond with>>112266716why are gumis like this?
>>112266666Starmom all but gave up on Lumi finding a male.
Which Gumi will give Lumi a baby?
>>112267312We can still fix her.
>>112268394Me
>>112269141Why should we want to?
>>112269844Because we love her
>>112269897I don't love her. Bitch doesn't even remember me after 4 years.
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