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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $2,059,736.88.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 18):
>Suisei :: $119,409.00 [126.08% over Avg]
>Lui :: $51,779.25 [154.91% over Avg]
>Kanata :: $42,047.92 [72.16% over Avg]
>Amelia :: $28,647.94 [33.94% over Avg]
>Aki :: $13,811.99 [65.37% over Avg]
>Ina'nis :: $9,042.24 [8.18% over Avg]
>Matsuri :: $8,794.18 [19.84% under Avg]
>Miko :: $7,771.91 [9.84% under Avg]
>Pekora :: $6,739.73 [9.68% over Avg]
>Astel :: $1,907.08 [110.24% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 79):
>Marine :: -$169,619.16 [67.59% under Avg]
>AZKi :: -$82,712.12 [51.86% under Avg]
>Fuwamoco :: -$46,730.89 [45.91% under Avg]
>Sana :: -$35,294.79 [25.84% under Avg]
>Kaoru :: -$28,878.63 [22.71% under Avg]
>Nerissa :: -$26,868.33 [52.75% under Avg]
>Shiori :: -$24,058.55 [16.2% under Avg]
>Koseki :: -$23,950.17 [44.43% under Avg]
>Fauna :: -$23,892.03 [26.42% under Avg]
>Chloe :: -$23,156.97 [40.02% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Marine :: 49.64%
>Elizabeth :: 19.26%
>AZKi :: 15.48%
>Gigi :: 15.10%
>Aqua :: 8.76%
>Watame :: 7.91%
>Calliope :: 7.73%
>Ui :: 7.49%
>Cecilia :: 6.81%
>Raora :: 6.63%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$4,985
Average Upward Adjustment is $15,406.28
Average Downward Adjustment is -$9,709.81

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Amelia, Civia, Nabi, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and you can buy the money!

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>Marine :: -$169,619.16 [67.59% under Avg]
Money's on sale, boys!

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>>79501637
>>Suisei :: $119,409.00 [126.08% over Avg]
>>Marine :: -$169,619.16 [67.59% under Avg]
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>79501637
thanks for the update!

>>79501675
don't sleep on AZKi either, that's almost a 100x buy from me

HELLO verify me or i kill myslef

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KONKOYO!
ITS TIME FOR THE ULTRA SSR KOYOTE REVIEW!
FREE MONEY EDITION!
todays waos of the day are:

marine! WAOOO!
fuWAOmocco!
bijou!
azki!
fauna!
kuroe!
all of the above are free money! tentative waos are elizabeth and good game! t..they cant keep going down right...?! r..right...?!
todays sells are suisell and lui! but its overall a buy day!
want to diversify? a lot of guys are around 10k! they tend to bpunce up to 25k semi commonly! and they wont go lower than what they are now! good hedges! the bow and arrow is really good as a way to double money fast! not that much but it adds up!
vesper did the vesper thing where he goes a bit high then goes down so it might be a good time to get in!
meru is such a good fun ride!
coco too!
sana too and shes extra bouncy!

this concludes todays koyote review, brought to you by koyolabo! today too is the best day to buy koyolabo! the wao of tomorrow, today! big hype for azkilive!
-koyolabo

todays song: https://youtu.be/Ocit7t3q0yg?si=j3RS0u5fF5vaIETU

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>>79503445
Who the fuck is Bijou?

>>79503578
that thing!
small stone pretty girl!

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Going public soon(tm) in a market near you.

>>79502529
Whats your username

>>79505672
wao!

>>79503445
addendum!
nerissa and the advent penguin girl are also really good buys!

Someone tell me how to craft

ai ipo when?

STOP BLUEBALLING ME OYABUN I HAVE SHIT TO DO

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AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I guess we'll be watching kizuna ai on the cytube then

todays kamen rider has been canceled!
we kizuna ai now!

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>>79513775

>>79512530
this was a joke! shin kamen rider in a few hours!

ohhhhhhhhh I have to shit

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Wah!

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>>79518079
You disgusting creature, get that THING away from my WIFE

cash

>>79519140
I only hear the "who's drawing dicks!?"

In Nasfa/ck/ seiso news:
I have taco bell and in possession of Avocado Salsa Verde.

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>try to set fund trades
>won't save
>refresh
>still logged in
>loading thingamajig forever
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

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>>79522936

>I'm in

Most funds to sell again, but some are buyable today.

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Shin Kamen Rider (2023) in roughly one hour!

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>>79529017
TOH

>>79532300
cute!

>>79529017
you have what is left of Bibbidiba + Chocolate Pandemic to get your ass in here. go make your popcorn
I added every SEA subtitle language they had too, come join us catalog shitters

>>79536418
big bouncy... intakes!

>>79537249
would

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I really want AZ to get a casual outfit like Sora

TRIAL DEV MY FUND ISN'T SHOWING UP IN MY PROFILE
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79542602
nobody's funds are showing up. the server is on fire right now. please wait for trialdev

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MFW SHE CAME BACK TO DDOS NASFAQ

>>79542602
My best guess is someones made a not great bot and its spamming the site, when I restart things it is fine but after a random while it slows down again, and the server resources themselves look fine. I'll restart when I notice it slows
-trial dev

>>79529017
Here are my movie requests! Feel free to strike any we've seen or that people don't want to watch! I won't take offense. Some of these I've seen and some I haven't.

>Vtubers
Twinkle 4 You
Hello, world (we've probably all seen it but maybe to refresh since she's coming back?)

>Live Action
I Saw the Devil (already mentioned)
A Bittersweet Life (already mentioned)
Shin Ultraman

>Animated
The Secret of Kells
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Summer Wars
Belle
Lupin III: The First

>Bollywood (no, really)
Three Idiots

>>79547851
>>Bollywood (no, really)
>Three Idiots
sell me on this beta/beti, why is it good?

>>79548365
NTA, but I actually saw that, it's funny as fuck, would be down for a rewatch since it was years ago. It's like a biopic about a bunch of pajeet engineers searching the meaning of life with the power of friendship, it's pretty wacky.

>>79547851
>Twinkle 4 You
>Hello, world (we've probably all seen it but maybe to refresh since she's coming back?)
this is easy, if we end up with gaps, grazi
>I Saw the Devil (already mentioned)
>A Bittersweet Life (already mentioned)
>Shin Ultraman
(already forgor)
Shin Ultraman seems like a natural choice for next week?
>>Animated
>The Secret of Kells
>Atlantis: The Lost Empire
>Summer Wars
>Belle
>Lupin III: The First
If Lupin has a lot of requests, I am far less opposed to anime MOVIES than I am to anime series. I actually already have Summer Wars and Belle, never got around to watching either. Will be extremely ironic if I put them up while I'm fucking packing and unable to watch, maybe I'll save those two for August when I know I won't be able to get anything new up, but should still be able to watch with you guys.
>Atlantis
ehhhhhhhhh. I remember not liking it as a kid, and my very faded memory of it is "wow what if Joss Whedon made a cartoon" - i.e. I really didn't like it as a kid and would probably hate it as an adult
>Atlantis: The Lost Empire is a 2001 American animated science fiction action-adventure film produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation...and a story by...Joss Whedon...
guess I'm sharper than I thought lmfao. again if people want it I am indifferent y'all can watch it while I'm on the road lmao
>>79548801
I have to make a list of stuff for "movie night dark". I can add it to the list. if I'm unable to find it easily I'll report back
tentatively July 20th - August...until my server is set back up again, so potentially until August 30th but hopefully not that long

>>79548365
>>79548801
Yep, it's a biopic about engineers going through shitty pressure-filled indian college and growing as people from the various hijinks they get into. An ex of mine basically forced me to watch it and I was VERY reluctant but ended up enjoying it a lot.

>>79549976
Lupin III: The First is a film, not a series! I agree next week should be Shin Ultraman! No sweat on Atlantis! Thanks.

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>>79550196
I know it's a film, why else would I bring anime movies up that way?

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>>79550284
Oh. I thought you thought it was a series and that's why it needed a lot of requests. Gomenasorry.

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alright, tentative schedule so far

>>79550670
>summer wars
my favorite digimon movie

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>>79550814
in that case, lmao

>>79550972
You don't like Digimon?

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>>79551318

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>>79551609
>79551609

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Goodnight anons

>>79554900
But, Kizuna Ai might do something any second now!

>>79554900
GOODNIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

>>79554900
ANON WAKE UP
KIZUNA AI IS STREAMING

>>79554900
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>79557996
SEEEEEEEEEX

>>79559441
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

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>>79560000
nice digits

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>>79561461
my first get in a while and it's a shitpost...actually that's about right

>>79562968
wose...

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>>79563270
oh mori gonna brap hard tomorrow

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good night FAQ

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another fine day of trading

>>79566180
wao

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Live action wedding dress asmr.
oh miguel...

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aaaaeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....my fund.....

Wake up.

>>79575061
no

>>79501338
bump

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it's so over

>>79507945
You have to put the items in the craft part of the item page in the same order they were shown

>>79546327
Server is on fire again mr. trial dev.

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MFW cognition really is just a nasfaq DDOS bot

>>79582604
I've messaged honk, I think the place where the site is hosted is on fire or something, I'm dropping direct backend connections now.
-trial dev

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>>79583105

So the last time this happened, you needed to wait about a minute or two and the fund data would eventually load in, this could be easily seen when the networth graph on your profile updates to include funds, from then on that tab will always be good, opening new tabs requires a similar wait. Let's hope honk gets back to me soon
-trial dev

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>>79583298
it's currently at 44 seconds (browserless, wget)

AND THIS
IS TO BOG
EVEN FURTHER
BEYOND
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*inhales*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $2,079,756.16.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 33):
>Amelia :: $37,091.16 [44.84% over Avg]
>Hololive :: $36,221.27 [31.97% over Avg]
>Mio :: $27,779.89 [43.12% over Avg]
>Koyori :: $26,852.44 [82.92% over Avg]
>La+ :: $21,563.85 [55.33% over Avg]
>Ao :: $13,770.20 [24.92% over Avg]
>Ayamy :: $12,427.15 [18.74% over Avg]
>Ririka :: $11,939.37 [49.08% over Avg]
>Botan :: $9,734.50 [17.31% over Avg]
>Luna :: $9,728.01 [30.72% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 64):
>Suisei :: -$171,211.31 [75.92% under Avg]
>Lui :: -$64,362.50 [39.65% under Avg]
>Kanata :: -$61,267.30 [77.34% under Avg]
>Gura :: -$40,351.70 [33.25% under Avg]
>Pekora :: -$25,196.38 [17.23% under Avg]
>Kiara :: -$24,086.20 [38.06% under Avg]
>Ina'nis :: -$21,755.77 [17.9% under Avg]
>Cecilia :: -$20,139.38 [41.02% under Avg]
>Matsuri :: -$15,157.05 [28.85% under Avg]
>Raora :: -$14,654.88 [31.59% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Suisei :: 39.69%
>Marine :: 31.49%
>Kanata :: 28.37%
>Elizabeth :: 22.6%
>Gigi :: 20.55%
>Lui :: 12.56%
>Cecilia :: 11.17%
>Raora :: 9.6%
>AZKi :: 8.45%
>Miko :: 7.72%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,981.81
Average Upward Adjustment is $7,625
Average Downward Adjustment is -$8,856.36

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Amelia, Civia, Mio, Nabi, Rushia

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and HONK THE SERVERS AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>79586141

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koyolabo wont load...

I CAN'T FUCKING TRADE ANYTHING BECAUSE NOTHING WILL LOAD
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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post em

>>79588743
>post em
>when my fund won't even load

>>79588927
>imagine closing the tab, couldn't be me.png

>>79588986
>closing tab
the tab auto sleeps for me

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>>79589053
>imagine not having nasfaq.biz whitelisted from autosleep

>>79588743
You do not belong to any funds

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>>79589491

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>in brightest day! in blackest night! no profits shall escape our sight! let those who worship evil's might beware our power…! koyolabos light!
took over an hour but koyolabos trades are in!
today too is the best day to buy koyolabo!
-koyolabo

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>>79590036
>>in brightest day! in blackest night! no profits shall escape our sight! let those who worship evil's might beware our power…! koyolabos light!
MEOWTH THAT'S RIGHT!

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>>79590366
wao!

>>79586539
thanks for the review!

https://twitter.com/AZKi_VDiVA/status/1807428895119167613
seiso!

Reminder if you are having issues, just wait on the profile page for a minute or two and everything should load on that tab fine, once the networth graph has updated.

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a-chan hologra got me a little teary eyed bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-4PiHDX2Mg

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>>79596070

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Greetings friends!

Today is my AZKi's birthday so we here at Pioneers Seiso Mutual Fund will be celebrating by giving (You) a 0% Fee for not just today, but TOMORROW AS WELL!

And while I have you reading this, check out her Acoustic 3D Live later!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NXvBO1E6fM

PIONEERS is currently down so as the saying goes "Today too is the best day to buy!"

>>79594734
It isn't loading my fund.

>>79599852
Are you opening in a new tab or the same one? Did you wait for the networth to load in the graph before trying, if you see a white screen then the data hadn't loaded in yet

>>79600930
he died RIP

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I wonder how long it will take the brilliant players that sell ύπνος or Weyland-Ayunda when Marine or Suisei moon realize that all their sales do is...make the rest of their shares worth slightly less. Both of those funds are auto-buying their oshis. Your sales just put them in the red until 4 PM the next day, losing 7 hours of buying oshi coin at their absolute cheapest.

>>79600930
It loads the whole page but the fund NEVER loads.

A good day to buy funds

>>79605426
Try open one manually and wait a couple minutes https://nasfaq.biz/mutualfund/3d04dbe4-e9e2-4753-a226-6aa80b1f8e3e
You can check the progress by right clicking, open inspect -> network, refresh the page and it will show the progress of the load for getMutualFundData

>>79599247
wao cant wait! very excited for it!
>>79605426
it took like an hour to load koyolabo earlier...

>>79606772
It should only take a couple minutes, if it gets stuck then best to refresh and try again.

last call for todays purchases! -koyolabo

I am now buying all funds

>>79610207
wao!

I am selling all koyolabo funds

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>>79612958
>the site took so long to load he posted this half an hour after the deadline

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In nasfa/ck/ seiso news:

>ate crunch berries for lunch
>finally have some beef tongue tacos.
>saved.

>>79617523
i want beef tongue tacos... sounds lewdly delicious...

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>>79618453

>>79620605
i..its the same lenght...

today seems slow. not enough yabs

SHIT STILL ISN'T LOADING
NO I'M NOT GOING TO WAIT
TRIAL DEVVVVVVVVVVVVV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIx7rTEGNvg

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>>79626636

ohhhhhhhhhhh

>>79625387
Unfortunately this is a problem that I don't really know how to fix, it seems external, so we need to wait for honk, or for the problem to go away. Maybe this is just an issue at the server host and it will be noticed when people are back to work tomorrow

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>>79629146
The fund autotrader is glitched on my end as well, I cannot get my trade to go through, and it keeps making a million copies of a coin in the trader causing the schema to be incorrect. Not to mention that even when my api request does go through, it doesn't update nor does it do what I ask.

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>>79631497
I wish I had this problem so that I can buy as many more AZKi coins.

I have cooked the dumbest shit possible for our LotB graphics...

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>>79632883

>>79633443
Market Closed scrolls across the barricade and the apron https://litter.catbox.moe/z6qooq.mp4
probably won't play nice in browser, it won't in mine. plays fine locally

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>>79631497
>>79629146

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behold, sex.

Can you sell if your fund is private?

>>79639690
sell shares? I am not sure why you would, nor that anyone has ever tried it. you can buy and sell coins, but like I said earlier or in the last thread, you're setting money on fire because all of the dividends your fund ears go to the void

>>79638682
wtf since when can Asian girls move their hips like that

>>79641735
indonesians are built different

>>79642010
but I was told Zeta is Chinese living in Indonesia

>>79642170
I wouldn't know, I avoid things like that because 3d women terrify me

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>>79643879

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>>79643879

>>79649599
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AZKI!

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no... i can't buy koyolabo...

>>79501338
bimp

Anyone having issues with the site? I'm trying to load my history but no matter how long I wait or refresh the site it won't load

>>79657628
Ongoing issue that seems to be on the host's end.
Don't think there's been any update on resolution, but in the meantime essential functions still work if you give them some time.
Mutual funds are not an essential function.

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>>79658381

>>79631497
Clear all trades, save, then set them again
>>79639690
You can't sell coins if the fund is private
>>79657628
Wait a minute or two on the profile page for the networth graph to reflect your funds networth, then that tab will always work. If you refresh or open a new tab you have to do a similar wait as it starts the process again, clicking within that tab to anywhere works though

>>79660122
>You can't sell coins if the fund is private
wait, really? then what the fuck do people with private funds even do with them? other than the accounts in dead nigger storage that don't do anything

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>>79654006
AHHHHH

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https://youtu.be/0NXvBO1E6fM
azkilive!

this post brought to you by pioneers seiso mutual fund!

>>79661254
comfy

>>79661527
shell zeroguess your heart!

>>79662118
me on her shoulder!

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I love this outfit

monogatari ED?

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GUESS

>>79663716
jesas the shop is so slow

>>79664341
H000000000000000000000000NK

>>79664411
And now I'm in captcha hell thanks YAGOO.
This is worse than trying to figure out the Nasfaq questions.

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Yea me and me.

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Thats it, i'm jumping.
OFFICIALLY OVER

>>79666494
kek that is what happens when fund stuff hasn't loaded wait

pain koyo....

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>Justice: flopped
>funds: not loading
>autotrader: cant change it so stuck buying shitters
>my pain: eternal

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>>79667558
wait, your shit is stuck still BUYING justice? oh god

>>79667634
not Justice, some other coin(s) that I cant remember rn cause the fund wont load lmao

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>$244,388

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>$90,730.74

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>$133,339.16

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>still have a tab open
>keeps working
>be smug about it
>set trades today
>they won't save
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

ONION.

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post em...if you even can good lord it took 4 minutes just to save trades

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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $2,176,906.74.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 17):
>Mio :: $133,637.15 [177.44% over Avg]
>Calliope :: $84,803.05 [148.5% over Avg]
>Aqua :: $81,978.73 [165.83% over Avg]
>Baelz :: $48,987.74 [137.66% over Avg]
>Risu :: $17,087.35 [40.7% over Avg]
>Aki :: $16,950.78 [84.59% over Avg]
>Kanade :: $16,658.16 [59.93% over Avg]
>Noel :: $10,114.59 [9.74% over Avg]
>Choco :: $5,521.44 [41.47% over Avg]
>Fauna :: $1,938.30 [9.79% under Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 80):
>La+ :: -$23,513.59 [4.74% over Avg]
>Koyori :: -$22,784.33 [39.28% over Avg]
>Ao :: -$22,238.01 [17.8% under Avg]
>Gura :: -$20,428.06 [41.32% under Avg]
>Luna :: -$19,298.75 [9.19% under Avg]
>Reine :: -$19,109.17 [20.68% under Avg]
>Pochimaru :: -$18,490.55 [34.5% under Avg]
>Polka :: -$18,281.36 [5.18% under Avg]
>Botan :: -$17,842.68 [11.18% under Avg]
>Ui :: -$15,814.95 [33.98% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Elizabeth :: 30.43%
>Suisei :: 26.77%
>Gigi :: 24.54%
>Marine :: 24.48%
>Lui :: 16.84%
>Kanata :: 16.84%
>Cecilia :: 13.42%
>Raora :: 11.5%
>Ui :: 8.37%
>Miko :: 7.98%

Overall Average Adjustment is $91.95
Average Upward Adjustment is $24,820.90
Average Downward Adjustment is -$4,912.72

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Mio, Nabi, and Rushia.
Today's adjustments set an all-time low record for Elizabeth and Gigi.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and the servers...............

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koyolabo is not loading... its been 30 minutes....

>>79668194
wait it didn't even save all my trades HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

I give up, I'll go back to sleep

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>>79668226
Hag board! Hag thread! Hag market! Post hags!

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>>79668505

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>>79668505
space battleship dividends my beloved

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>>79668600

fuck I refreshed!

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>>79669636

Ok we are back.
Now I can sell Cheese Holders.

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>>79668226
>>Mio :: $133,637.15 [177.44% over Avg]
>>Calliope :: $84,803.05 [148.5% over Avg]
>>Aqua :: $81,978.73 [165.83% over Avg]
>>Baelz :: $48,987.74 [137.66% over Avg]
>>Gura :: -$20,428.06 [41.32% under Avg
>>Pochimaru :: -$18,490.55 [34.5% under Avg]
>>Ui :: -$15,814.95 [33.98% under Avg]
this is too much for one day

>>79667699
wait 2 minutes on profile page for funds to load in the networth graph, from there any fund you go to within that tab will load

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koyolabo update!
one hour and fourty minutes later our trades are in!
koyolabo investor report later!
today too is the best day to buy koyolabo!

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Pioneers Seiso Mutual Fund will stay at 0% fee today to continue to celebrate AZKi's BDay!

Today too is an even better day to buy Pioneers!

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>Duck's birthday
>Can't buy ducks

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>>79668600
Miosha is an aircraft carrier, not a battleship

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Cecilia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBfgIZp0r94

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Finally... Mio Monday!

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post spicier mios

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https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSei3J4d0j19scaKkalF9xE8nHbHTzraRTN1f2Jku0gfOlKwfw/viewform
does Polka actually do an Ask Amy on her radio show? lmao. I wish I knew better Japanese I'd ask her to solve my problems

>>79681375
god I remember this stream kekkk

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>>79680976

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nasfaq should have a bankruptcy feature
imagine koyolabo filing for chapter 11

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>>79684602
>imagine koyolabo filing for chapter 11

>>79644875
kek. What song?

>>79684602
Fund disolving is more or less like that, only change would be allowing to disolve while still having coins (provided balance is negative)

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>>79684790

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>>79685482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5_R0ouqKDA
There was another video that had her actual video without the original instrumental and singers edited in with it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHKKH5kpVK0 "PadoruChama - Kobo x bbno$ & Rich Brian -Edamame【Kobo Cover Unarchived Song】#kobo_kanaeru" but it looks like it's been made private. I didn't save the video for that one but I do still have the audio.
https://files.catbox.moe/ze380f.opus
https://files.catbox.moe/3w6dfg.m4a

Looks like someone re-uploaded it in shitty quality if you absolutely have to watch her sing it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImYqe49dTGY

original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6BRna4_bmg

>>79686410
kino, thanks anon

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last call for todays purchases!-koyolabo

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lel

>>79688107
I feel like I need to take a jong course to understand this.

Seems like a day to sell funds

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>>79688422
>every fund I checked shows a near 0% or single digit % net worth change
whatever you say

>>79688810
You heard the man.

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pamp it.

>>79688810
The first quarter I checked were sells, but the rest were kind of hold or some buys, check the % against their average though, not the past green spike

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post em

>>79690149
I'm shy.

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>>79690149
this dude trying to steal my information

>>79690115
grug only look at current net worth % sankaku
grug also somehow still remember japanese for triangle

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SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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buy Wamy

>>79696922
make me

HONK FUCKING FIX THE SERVER AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>79697186

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Pioneers Seiso Mutual Fund has hit All Time High on AZKi's BDay!!!
Thank you all for the support and for cheering on my goddess!!!

>>79701119
wao! strawberry cake!

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>>79701894

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>>79703491

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>>79705000
Stealth /pits/ Thread?
o-ok!

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>week 40! bling bang bang born collab!! azki birthday live! nearing 1.5 trillion still! so close! koyolabo almost top 10! WAO! current value: $1,437,559,838,633.07 current price: $951,874.48 current volume: 1,494,691 last payout per share: $32,517.53 now too is the best time to buy koyolabo! thank you so much for your support! -koyolabo (ᐡ •͈ ·̫ •͈ ᐡ)ﾉ
-koyolabo weekly investor report!

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wao

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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

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Goodnight anons

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>>79709728
GOOD NIGHT

>>79709728
but kizuna ai...

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>>79711033

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Board is going so fast that if I blink it'll archive.

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>>79720017
(The inverted L isn't guaranteed but it's not impossible)

>>79720421
I'm sure she was fine.

>>79718505
da fuq happened this time?
>>79721079
she is a cute cinnamon bun but nobody ever said she was a smart one

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>>79721457
girls are cuter when they are a little bit retarded.

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>>79723297
>>79724710