Last Thread - >>79280288Current stream - https://youtu.be/GKa7146fECUSchedule - Listen for the words of future streamsTwitter - https://twitter.com/ceresfaunaYoutube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO_aKKYxn4tvrqPjcTzZ6EQMember VODs - https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykcx9rP_92kQBKHyypOrew5a>New to Fauna? Suggested and Unarchived Streamshttps://rentry.org/faunarchiveOuter Wilds Playlist - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykeI6Et74IZ5xwwu0Myqsvyx>Love Fauna, need more?Media - https://rentry.org/faumediaMerch - https://rentry.org/faumerch>Miss Fauna?Stream status - https://imissfauna.com/Ara Ara button - https://faunaraara.com/Reminder to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait, saplings.
W-which one do I squeeb in
I'm really liking all these 3D streams. The only thing close to wrong with them is that they're too short. But every Fauna stream is too short, so that's a moot point
>>79532952
>>79532979>/uuu/- Ceres Fauna General
BEHAVE
>>79532875This one. Just let my shame die with my fucked up attempt to go outside my comfort zone>>79533066... goddamnit
Fauna!
She's gonna be so cute
>>79533831Lul
fess up faunafagswhen is she playing more dark souls?
>>79533125>The entire general talks to you in unison with one voice
>>79535748next week (idk)
What stream was the pic from? Or is this a edit. I don't remember.
>>79536621It's an edit of stream Marine did with Bae. The New Friend Game, I think it's called.
>>79536621This is the original.
Anyone else get white text on white bg for the raid message in chat?
My sunshine is reading superchats!
Cecilia viewers look like mechanical saplings...
>>79537698At least we managed to dodge them being called Immerlings on top of that
>>79537698
love this punctual kirin
>>79537867They even have the leaves on top, what the fuck
>>79537943It's a peanut
8 hour zatsu kino incoming
is she in japan?
>>79538141squeebim scatterbrained today
I sleep poorly too sleeping with Fauna will fix this
>>79538192nah
Free protein fauna…
I would simply remove the bug
if anyone in the world eats spiders in their sleep it's definitely fauna
Fauna is the sweetest girl in Hololive.
>>79538586Spiders aren't vegan silly
>Fauna drool
mmmmm kirin drool
>>79538586She needs the iron and protien.
I would lap up Fauna's drool, yes
I know that feel Fauna
Huffing Fauna's drenched sheets
I wish to sniff those blankets.
Fauna can't smell how smelly I am... maybe I have a chance.
>>79538968Fauna would want you to take better care of yourself Sapling...
How come Fauna uses grams and milometers? Is she Canadian?
>>79538770Studies say we can get complete protein and sufficient iron. Veganism isn't difficult if you're smart, and Fauna is certainly smart.
>>79539708worse... british
Vegan food is so retarded
a new korean bbq placed opened up near my house and i went there to try it out and it made me violently ill. can't trust those damn korean dogs
Ask her about mapo tofu.
>>79537867Now kiss
>>79539708STEM major I guess
>>79540079
>>79539708>>79540123She said she did lab prep work right? Which is why she uses pipetting when her hands freak out in 3d
>>79540079This seems kinda gay..
>>79539906That’s cause you don’t know how to cook raw meat on a grill. You probably ordered chicken too cause you sound like a pussy white boy and ate it undercooked.
>>79540222I believe so yeah
>>79540222biochem major would make sense
>>79540296Wouldn't surprise me if he did some people are stupid, I went to KBBQ with a friend a few weeks ago and he was eating the pork and chicken before we cooked it, he got sick and was asking me why I didn't get sick if we were eating the same thing
Wait this was supposed to be a supa reading stream?
80 hours and like 3b gp from jailbirds
>>79540424Do people just eat raw meat there or something..? Like how can you blame someone else for meat that you're responsible for cooking
>>79540598She got given a fucking shadow.
>>79540598kinda takes all the fun away, sure a bit of starter cash is nice. But the fun of progressing aint there
>>79540735kek
>>79540735So she does?!?!
>>79540725i dont understand the point of this shit other than dopamine from the streamer getting free shitshould have done ironman and set a goal like 'x amount of quests complete'
>>79540725Would be better if they did a group iron, but I think the only hope for that would be grindstone.
I didn't watch Nerissa's runescape streams, are they actually fun streams?
>>79540869They're basically just zatsus.
she's holding in pee now
>>79540940Yes my pee.
>>79540869Not really. Basically, she was just handed everything and still has no idea how to play.
I would watch Fauna OSRSScrew actually playing it that shit SUCKS
>>79540940She's letting it out in my mouth now
>>79541110playing OSRS during faufau streams and zatsus is comfy though t. doing it right now
I want Fauna's pancakes...
BOOOTAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF
>>79540869they are max comfy
>>79541211same
I want Fauna to play with my spheres...
>>79541281squeeb
tfw fauna will never sound excited/relieved to read your name in chat
Double handjob thumbnail
this BGM sounds like 2hu music to me
>>79541507
Scaroused
>Does this face scare youMy wiener twitched
she's way too cute
a r*dditor...
I can save her..
Ceres Fauna is a real pro. She laughs a lot, but quickly recovers to something else. She never completely gets absorbed in her amusement. Some may think this is insincere or noncommittal, but it's really good for chat interaction. Really impressed watching her.
I'll admit I like the mountain dew redditJust dudes talking about their love of mountain dew
She's not wrong but still, admitting it publically...
Watching the og Pokémon series marathon on twitch was the only good thing to come out of that hellhole…
team rocket really didn't need to show up every single episode. maybe every other episode.
a cat is fine too
A youtube short told me that cats see humans as just big cats but that because we don't bring home dead prey they think we're terrible cats.
Being incredibly female right now
>>79543087Yeah, me
stinky Fauna...
>FAUNA CONFIRMED HAIRLESS
>>79543087that female? me.
>>79543201BALD.................
that elephant she was riding? me
>>79543201This was known
I don't know about cute but I've always thought my dad had a big dick
Fauna HATES her dad...
Fauna is very female.
>>79543423This sap never got violated by their dad, point at them at laugh
dad kirin in shambles
>Getting worked up about imaginary scenarios
nobody has drawn mama kirin
>>79543201wait what the fuck did i miss i just got back from the pub
>>79543729i'd never have noticed this until nowwhy? has fauna just been more private about how mama kirin looks compared to mama mori and stuff?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn8_6Dq4TVI
>>79543729There have been a few, but they haven't really taken off.
milktruckling did you ever get a fix for those zips? i was looking forward to them
>>79543803I remember she said her mom has a tattoo(s?) but that's about it
>Fauna had a handsome dad>Fauna had a beautiful momShe looks stunning I bet, doesn't she? God damn it Fauna stop making me gosling
>>79544041She does
I sure do miss cowfauna's fat tits
>>79543803>fauna just been more private about how mama kirin looksThats how shes been, im actually surprised about how much shes talking about RIGHT NOW
>>79544186She's been a lot more open about things recently.A lot more childhood stories and talking about her family
Nah fuck the sun. Its hot as hell
>im the exact opposite
>>79544295Based, sun hate, fuck that burning ass laser
>>79544186>>79544261i was hoping we'd hear a bit more after her vacation with mama kirin a bit ago but oh well, the kirin is very careful with info
>>79544295
What the fuck does an accent from Minnesota sound like?
>>79544615Nerissa
>>79544615Like nerissa
>>79543460>>79543667What did she say about him? I was afk.
>>79544615In northern Minnesota it sounds like a mix of norwegain and a stereotypical canadian.t. lived in Minnesota for 16 years
>from the hotel room! I didn't know they were actually IN the area
>>79544730>>79544745But Nerissa just sounds like a white girl
>I knew a girl from minnesotaI see, and do you currently work with this girl?
>>79544807She said she doesn't like being told she looks like him
>>79544879She's mentioned being self conscious about her jawline, so I imagine this is related
>>79544295I always think about how much I hate the winter cold until it becomes summer and then I remember why the cold was tolerable.
>>79544853Have you heard when Nerissa lets her accent out?
Aww crap she's simping for ERB right now. What do we do?
>>79544615When in doubt, search for clips from Fargo, that movie does great at showing the stereotypical Minnesotan accent.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vjB3wiZKAAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqAVuE524Gk
fuck she's supposed to keep hating souls
>>79540635I'd rather they just cook it for me, I'll be damned if I go somewhere and I have to cook my meal. I'm not very social either so I wouldn't care about the social aspect to it.
>>79545046If you've been watching her streams since the race you should have seen this coming
>>79544924dry heat isn't that bad, it's the humidity that makes it insufferable
>>79544998Let her enjoy her coworkers?
>79544998>What do we doKys
>>79544998Let her keep butchering the bri'ish accent
>>79543925No, sorry I've been lazy. I promise I'll do it sometime this year. Probably tonight. I've also been away the whole stream, I've been with family and baked some cookies with my little nephew.
I'll just watch Fauna play Witcher 3. I don't think it's my type of game.
>>79543969Like what kind of tattoo? I need to know if it's a tramp stamp or something "classy" or if it's symbolic.
Fauna lost the gaben game...
>>79544898Fauna mews
>>79545451wasn't specified
>>79545451it's a full yakuza tattoo
Fauna isn't a coomer..
>I'll do ring fitI'm going to UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
To saps /here/ who've sced her: Do you feel bad that all she does is read your name? It's not realistic for her to do anything else with all the donations she gets, but I'd want more done. Or maybe i'm just poor, idk how you guys can afford to send akas consistently
>>79545983Just don't be poorOr be funnier with your messages
>>79544853She hides it
>>79545869If she really does it I will bust so much goom I'll die.
Wait why did she take her headphones off?
>>79545983Yeah, I never recommend sending a sc if it's a lot of money for you. I work in tech and have disposable income, so it's worth it for me.
>>79545983You either send $50+ or you send something funny/interesting
>>79545983I only pay for shit I get something back for like memberships or merch.
Mario Galaxy!Mario Galaxy!Mario Galaxy!
>>79546213most the things she laughs in those cheap superchats are memes or throwback references
>>79546323that's what he said
>>79544615Anon, just go watch the movie Fargo.
>>79545983Naur, not especially. I send cheap supas but I treat supas as a gacha. I try to send something interesting or funny that I think will get a good reaction from Fauna or spawn a tangent that I want to hear. It's basically taking a gamble where if I'm lucky I get a nice little bit of Fauna content "commissioned" with minimal effort beyond an idea on my part.
>>79545983If you send something dumb, I will make fun of you here for it
Kirin family...
>>79546203I swear like half of saplings are in tech. It's kinda crazy
>all these dbz abridged mentionsI thought YGO abridged was the popular one.
i can't imagine any of those abridged dubs are funny at all
>>79547065DBZ and YGO were the most prominent, DBZ has seen a resurgence of popularity thanks to Super but was always popular.
>>79547065YGO was more popular at first but DBZ overtook it
>>79547108It was a different time. You wouldn't understand zoomling.
>>79547015That's not exclusive to Saplings. I bet more than half of wagies on this site are techies.
>>79547211He's just going to say he's 35+.
>>79544879>>79544898I see. Thanks!
>79545983Can't believe something like this got so many (You)s. I was personally laughed at for complaining about a Vtuber ignoring my comments. NOW suddenly everyone want's to comment on it. You're supposed to watch the Vtuber for entertainment and enjoyment, NOT for your personal acknowledgment. Especially someone big like Fauna.
>>79547211>>79547287well this is embarassing! i'm 34
>>79547340We are laughing at him too.
IRyS mispronouncing English is very cute.
FAURyS
>>79547440IRyStocrat here, she's very cute
>>79547276I'm pretty jealous of the tech workers. I'm not autistic enough for it.
>>79547340Look man, my life sucks. I make minimum wage, have a criminal record and have lost contact with all my real friends. I want the cute anime girl who I pretend to be my wife and jack off to to at least pretend to give a shit about me
Is she trying to stick to IRyS now that the thing with Kronii fell through
>>79547499You can't make claims like this without proof
I haven't watched much IRyS, anyone know off-hand where I might find that?
>>79545349i can deal with this year, thanks bro. hope you're having a good time
>>79547340cry morecan tell your first message was whiny as fuck while other anon was clearly just asking
>>79547519I guess it makes sense. The only people who would have enough money but not enough social exposure to be donating to vtubers would be techies
>>79547569>>79547570https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqnJmyiaDOY
>>79547211Time to Gohan gohome still gets a little chuckle out of me for how stupid it is.
>>79547340Chill brother. Nobody is agreeing with him in the replies. I just see people offering constructive solutions for people who feel that way specifically because they don't agree.
>>79547550It's Raover. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykdw7UqBNW4
>>79547629Thanks
>>79547340>>79547543Is this the start of a derailment?
I can't belief fauna called me a ho...
>>79547543It's impossible, dude. It's a many-to-one relationship. Enjoy being part of the crowd. We all love her.
>>79547408I'm 30, so that's surprising. It always surprises me how much of a difference 4 years can make for internet culture.
>>79547802lucky...
>>79547550Fauna seldom talks about IRyS, but when she does, she always praises her and calls her a princess
Ugh, the era of HANDSOME Fauna has come. Really hope no cursed fanart comes from this. Fauna should be feminine, cute and nice only.
>>79547629>What do you call those little plants people have at home? Sucklings?
Is it gay to have sex with my handsome brotuber wife
>>79548082yeah you suck alright lmaooooo
>>79548354I'm gonna make out with an irystocrat
>>79548346Having handsex with anon (online) while we watch our favorite chuuuba
Please forget about Hitman
Possibly no stream Sunday due to helping her family
>>79548843man
>>79548438NTA but I'll unironically e-date a fellow sapling.
It's over, but a decent stream I think. Good job Fauna.
my personal rrat is she's in Japan and she was travelling which is why she didn't stream till today, and that she barely had any sleep coz of the new timezone.
>>79548918Kind of... extremely gay anon.
>>79547108>i can't imagine any of those abridged dubs are funny at allA lot of them have not aged well. Without the nostalgia you probably wouldn't enjoy them
>>79549081yes
I miss Fauna.
>>79548929sorry but post made me bust a nut laughing it just feels so out of place like a judge in a contest giving a review
>>79549138I hope Fauna won't mind
>>79549327She'd probably encourage it.
>>79548061There's the possibility of handsome Fauna X cute Fauna yuri art at least
>>79549273Don't laugh at me. What was supposed to be said about the stream? Reading super chats isn't the best Fauna, but it's good enough because it's her. Hence why it's a decent Fauna stream.
>>79549111I think the last season of dbz still holds up alright
>>79545983>all she does is read your name>>79547543>to give a shit about meYou are either boring or a poorfag or both. She reads every yellow and up out loud. She only reads blue and green if they're funny, interesting, or something relevant to the stream. This has been consistent for years.
My hopes aren’t high for a stream tomorrow.
>>79549788>She reads every yellow and up out loud??? She only reads the contents of pinks and up out loud, anything under is only if it was something interesting
>>79549788I use blues and greens to get better at being funny based on the feedback I get from Fauna so I can date a Fauna-like girl IRL and make her laugh.
>>79549673>Reading super chats isn't the best FaunaAwful taste.
>>79550177Idk, she always reads mine regardless of color
>>79550201There are worse ways to go about this I guess
>>79549788>>79550177Sorry, I meant Orange. >>79550177That's definitely not true.
>>79545983She’s always read my messages. I only send SCs if I have something worthwhile to say.
>>79549673The way you worded it sounded like Gordon Ramsay giving a food review on Hell's Kitchen. It just made me laugh, I don't know what else to say. I'll kiss you if you want.
>>79547015I remember in global once there was a survey post asking what people’s jobs were, and inordinate amount of Promise fans work in the military industrial complex
>>79550518It is absolutely true and easily verifiable by watching any fucking SC reading, including todays.https://youtu.be/GKa7146fECU?t=3862She will read out EVERY pink/red SC, anything else is random.
Fauna is a man????????????
>>79550201Based.
>>79550875yea mine
>>79550518Mumei reads everything Orange up, Fauna doesn't.
>>79550958No, Mumei reads fucking everything
>>79550987don don
>>79550987Only if she's not in a rush. She's guaranteed to read oranges 100% of the time, but if she's rushing, she won't read greens, and if she's really rushing, like during a catchup, she'll skip yellows.
>>79550782Yeah, me.
>>79551116You are so blatantly wrong it's baffling, do you even watch Fauna?
>>79551227Retardchama... Your ability to follow a reply chain...
>>79550839>>79550958idk she usually read most oranges. Do you not see why she skipped reading that? it's talking about another Myth stream.
>>79550987I'm surprised Mumei gets so few superchats considering how interactive she is with them relative to her size. Do hoomans just have no money?
>>79550782What compels someone to make these kind of retarded posts?
>>79550425Jesus christ, you saplings are way too needy for Fauna's acknowledgement. She's great just streaming a game and yapping sometimes with chat while playing.>>79550713Heh that is pretty funny. Imagine Gordon Ramsay judging Fauna. Pretty confident he would love her though. A man like him wouldn't like no butch woman, only a lady like Fauna could please Gordon Ramsay.
>>79551227He was talking about Mumei
>>79551227Holy shit dude
>>79551346Mumei bricked her SC culture early on by not reading them. Nowadays she does, but Hoomans got conditioned not to send them.
I want to kiss a sapling, unironically.
>>79551405>you saplings are way too needy for Fauna's acknowledgementI don't give a shit about her reading the SCs, retard. I'm talking about all the zatsu and tangents she goes through in SC reading rooms. That's the best Fauna.
>>79551056
>>79551581The first hour of pure yapping made my mind go blank with white noise and happiness.
>>79551577I only want to kiss the girl ones
>>79551581>roomsstreams* I don't know why I said that.
>>79551685I could go for either as long as they're cute.
>>79551625cute...
>>79550201unfathomably based
>>79551685I only want to kiss the girl ones that are also blue and happen to be VTubers themselves.
>>79550201Unironically smart
>>79551955
>>79551955What about the brown ones?
>>79551997This is a cute gwarbus
>>79552132I only want to hug them. They seem like they'd be bad kissers with stinky breath.
>>79547543your SCs are cringe and i hope you kys, cucks krieger. fauna knows it too! :)
>>79551405>you saplingsgrasshopperchama...you were doing so well...
fauna
>>79553428proofs?
>>79553428cute
+1 to squeeeeeeeeeeeeeb
Fauna is MVP.
FUCK Fauna.
Would you let Fauna get you pregnant?
>>79554419yeah, me
>>79554489only if she was the dad
squib
>>79554561Yes, but it's handsome Fauna.
squiiiiiib
>>79554489I don't really want that but I would let her
>>79554489She's tall and handsome after all
>>79554639but fauna is handsome...so double yes? good stream, handsome kirin, gn /uuu/, pray for a stream tomorrow!
>>79542811Thats really cute, did fauna draw thst?
What is Faunas accent? She enunciates certain words in a way I haven't heard before.
>>79555677Valley girl
>>79555219Remember when Bae was raped on stream?
>>79555677It's just your standard upper middle class west coast accent
>>79555677Her vocabulary is West Coast girl who grew up learning most of her vocabulary from reading and spent most of her childhood watching a lot of anime and cartoons where people overenunciate and funny rather than casually hanging out with people.
>>79556630Her accent*
>>79556630and have a funny cadence*jesus I feel drunk even though I'm sover
>>79556811sober*I'm going to stop posting.
>>79556929Nah, keep posting. I'm amused.
Kissing Fauna on the lips
>>79557227Those lips? Mine.