Birthday Day EditionLast thread: >>79571173TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueoTEMPUS>Regis Altarehttps://www.youtube.com/@regisaltarehttps://twitter.com/regisaltare>Axel Syrioshttps://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrioshttps://twitter.com/axelsyrios>Gavis Bettelhttps://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettelhttps://twitter.com/gavisbettel>Machina X Flayonhttps://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayonhttps://twitter.com/machinaxflayon>Banzoin Hakkahttps://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakkahttps://twitter.com/banzoinhakka>Josuiji Shinrihttps://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinrihttps://twitter.com/josuijishinri>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmondhttps://twitter.com/magnidezmond>Noir Vesper [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesperhttps://twitter.com/noirvesper_enARMIS>Jurard T Rexfordhttps://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexfordhttps://twitter.com/jurardtrexford>Goldbullethttps://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletchhttps://twitter.com/goldbullet_en>Octaviohttps://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_enhttps://twitter.com/octavio_holo>Crimzon Ruzehttps://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuzehttps://twitter.com/crimzonruze>OP Templatehttps://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX >Songs Playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS>Magmaboardhttps://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z
>>79601535/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.>1. Why not merge with /stars/?Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?It is not of our concern.>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?It is not of our concern.>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?It is not of our concern.>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!Thine words do not belong in this temple.>8. You guys should split the thr-Thou shalt not.Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
>>79601557amen
>>79600906Which one of you assholes bit his dick when we were doing this? He blamed it on me and now I'm about to get baked in 20 minutes. FUCK YOU>>79601557Amen
terminate groombullet
>>79601819This but with Bettel
Built to get used in every hole
>>79601601my bad bro
Leader love
>>79602081yeah, by me
>>79602243Put some streams on you lazy blue fuck
>>79602243He looks like he'll give paw in this pic>>79602295No me
>>79602355Don't even have to touch that spoiler. I instinctively know that you should kys.
>thread dies>"You know, I wonder what other threads there are on /vt/ besides /mans/. Perhaps I shall checkle them out?"I learned the hard way why I stay in here.
>>79602418do you think ruze has fapped to this?
>>79602521Oh shit I didnt even make the connection between Magmo and Ruze's smuppets. Screw you for putting that image in my head
>>79602355Very enjoyable. I don't know if the rest of the boys can manage with the constant RP, although I can see Ruze or Flay fitting in pretty well.
>>79602760Flayon would probably fit (his dick) a little too well (inside Gavin Bettol's ass)
>>79602925bettel is too tight for him
>>79602925But what about Ruze?
>>79602992He sits in the cuck chair
>>79602760Flayon would fucking kill it if he dedicated himself to roleplaying as Spiderman helping around the city kek
>>79603125holy fuck i need this
>>79603125now i want to watch the little red retard sperg out role playing as spidey
>>79602243graduation soon
>>79603125>Gets shot by bloods as he tries to be spoderman
>>79602243i miss this blue fuck
>>79603125>>79603478rping as a scuffed version of a character was pretty popular and they were prime kidnapping and shooting targets kek
>>79603014Like that one mcdonald's mama animation, ogey>>79603125Jobs so bad at it, ends up becoming part of a gang or turns to wrestling
I won't be up for Octavio's Octaks so I'll need any poppet out there to ask him if he'll play Grounded this week. They need every help they can get otherwise Ruze and Axel are never gonna complete any objective as they're too afraid to explore the labs.
i miss awwtare
>>79603916they managed to rope shinri into it last time, a 4 man collab would be kino
>>79604091Axel kinda considered this to be the Grounded team when he talked last night about both Tavio and Shinri being busy when he tried inviting them out of nowhere. But I gotta know if that timeslot is good for Octavio, since I only ever seen him streaming at that time during debut
it's not looking good for the collab guys
>>79604598
>>79603361It sure is coming
>>79603916And you turn to Tavi for help?Listen anon I am a poppet and I adore our puppeteer but he's not going to help here he will get lost like always because the man has no sense of direction
>>79603125FUCK the autism in me needs to see that
>>79604830But that's the thing, while he's getting lost the other two would have to get in and help him
>>7960427510PM EST? It's fine since that's 10AM for him. He was also trying out 7-8PM EST at one point before he settled on his current times.
>>79603822>Spiderlayon begins his journey hopeful and excited to help people like his hero>In the process of trying to help he accidentally ends up hurting vulnerable people and they start to hate him>He starts to spiral because he's failing the one thing he wants to do>He keeps getting hurt and kidnapped by gang members around the city because they know how vulnerable he is>He breaks down and starts to really see that the people don't need his help because they're all scum>He turns to a life of crime to take revenge on everyone that made him lose hope>And his Venom arc begins
>>79604830But he isn't afraid to go places like our stupid coward dogs, like >>79604912 said, saving Tavi after he can tell them what to expect and if they should be scared works
>>79606974>uwheeeee
>>79605952Flay Reilly
>>79607016I love that side of Octavio where he just faces the danger with a smile in his face because he's oblivious to it.
>>79605952kino...
>>79605952The kino is palpable
>>79605952Good shit.
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>>79603478They really fucked this model up.
Whose channel are they streaming Chained Together on today, anyone knows?
>>79612092assume at least bettel will have a pov since it's his b2 collab
>>79612092>hakka has no power>no frame 30 minutes before stream>no sign of life from Bettel since GTA There's no stream anon.
>>79612092sex bird
>>79606974Uweeeeh, fat fuck best boi
>Nearing 2nd Anniversary>Still no outfit How smelly do you think his clothes are?
>>79613655stinks good
>>79613655It's ok he washes them regularly just is butt naked while they're in the machine
>>79613655Why do you think he hasn't been streaming. He has to take a few weeks off in order for him to properly get the smell out of his clothes.
>>79613812he's like a cartoon character with a closet of ten of the same outfit
SIBLING SUNDAYSIBLING SUNDAYSIBLING SUNDAYSIBLING SUNDAYSIBLING SUNDAY
man im hungry, i wish there was some bait around
>>79613997GRADUATE BETTEL 2
>>79613997Xenokinians redeemed
>>79613997>hakka and shinri canceling but not bettelBizarro world
>>79613997Based Xenos. Now I can skip this shit.
>>79613997Chained Together with just 2 people
>>79614077How about some peni--oh wtf the tourist is already throating it
>>79614167What's the maximum amount of people that can be chained in this game
>>79613997hakka's power is out but what's up with shinri?
>>796142914
>>79614436I hope it's possible to choke your friends out with the chains in game
>>79614167Yeah, not that excited. I don't mind B2, unlike a lot of people here, but I wanted to watch Shinri today and get his POV >>79614291Four
>>79614415Doesn't want to thirdwheel
>>79613655Enough to bake me hard
>>79614516the game literally begs for a third wheel
>>79614542How does he get the slime residue off his hoodie???
>>79614415He hates Bettel 2 and is currently planning a way to kill him and finally rid Vanguard of this unwanted leech.
>>79614542What are you baking anon?
>>79614592Based, fuck that egotistical glasses wearing weeb. The only thing better would be if mama moved his own waiting room up to overlap it.
>>79614516>>79614566I think that would be funny desu, but I get it. Would've been even funnier with Hakka included, obviously
don't worry guys, the mandatory interaction is done
I will rape jungle ISPs
>>79614938the blood debt has been paid
>>79614938I got 5 bucks on him not knowing who she is
I want moar Deep Rock Galactic
>>79615202Seconded.
>>79614938Imagine how many times she's had to yank his child leash to keep him from licking mysterious substances on the road
>>79614415GUERRILLA GROUNDED
>>79615284not enough times considering the rate of clown aids
>>79613997JOBBER GUILDTHATS ITIM DONEIM TIREDIM WATCHING MY 2 VIEW OSHIFUCK THESE LOSERS
>>79615349At least it wasn't dire clown AIDS. Like clown AIDS but dire
>>79615367>2 view oshiGimme the name so I can groom them
>>79615367Ok, have fun, see you tomorrow
>>79615435Gayman Assniggerious
Graduate Shikamane
>>79615492Groombullet isn't a 2 view you dumbass
>>79615568He views my 2 nuts on his face
>Xenokunians cancel, only Bettel 2 shows up to the collabWell, it could be worse. Flayon could be in it.
>>79615202Thirded.
yikes
starsen should have more menheras because they make my dick hard
>>79615934GABEN RAPE
>>7961593448 hours would've been well enough time if you bought the game when you made the schedule you silly little clown man
>>79615934Is his card being used by somalian pirates or something? I've never had that happen
>>79615934god damn it bettel
good morning I love Machina x Flayon
>>79616026preparing anything more than 10 minutes before going live? you must be new here. experienced talents don't do that.
Did Shinri's area have a blackout already? Hellifornia.
>>79616106It's Shinri. He's concocted a plan to ensure that Bettel 2 never appears again.
>>79615703It can always be worse for Bettel and you just jinxed again silly goose >>79615934
>>79615992well, we have two less menheras than we used to...
>>79616188I'm sorry Flayon please let him stream
>>79613997He actually managed to make it worse, sasuga clown
>>79615992menhera shota for gen4 please
STUPID FUCK ASS CLOWN ON THE TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/live/8G_juKTJhU0https://www.youtube.com/live/8G_juKTJhU0https://www.youtube.com/live/8G_juKTJhU0
BETTEL TELLYhttps://youtu.be/8G_juKTJhU0https://youtu.be/8G_juKTJhU0https://youtu.be/8G_juKTJhU0
>>79616373STUPID FUCK ASS JOBBERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G_juKTJhU0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G_juKTJhU0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G_juKTJhU0
>>79616292 (me)Nevermind i was never worried
>>79616106Shinri used his card to buy Grounded the other day, then Better complained about it /here/ one hour later.You can check the archives if you don't believe me
>>79616399>>79616414he never intended on playing with the boys in the first place did he
>>79616514Yeah he just pretended to have them on the schedule then went to xenokuni to cut Hakka's power
>>79616373>>79616399>>79616399NOW KISS
>no league streamoh no..... anyways
I feel like Bettel has collabed with Bettel2 more than anyone else at this point.Except maybe Magni.
>>79616553See now you're getting it. Once you accept the truth you will view all this "scuff" in a completely different light.
a four player chained together collab would have been fun but a Bettel twins collab is good too
>>79616592i mean, the dude literally lives with him and doesn't seem to have much else going on lmao
>>79616580JOBBER
>Put LoL on the menuI will now anti Bettel 2
>>79616514Hakka saw the negative feedback earlier and told Shinri they should skip it
>>79616592No shit, weren't B2 collabs weekly for the longest time?>>79616621this is the type of game where more players means more chaos and challenge and theoretically more fun for the viewer, but knowing bettel he'll cause enough difficultly for the both of them.
>>79616689UH I TOTALLY MEANT TO DO THAT! KISS YOURSELF WHILE >>79616414 WATCHES IN THE KEK CHAIR
bettel 2 is wild cause his sleep schedule means that he has morning voice at 2pm... maybe that's why he gets to be the one with 2 in his name
>>79616757They were weekly for like a month before Bettel died iirc
>>79616706Based threadreader Hakka, now I don't have to feel bad about skipping it
>>79616706>I succesfully baited the /here/ boy into getting me another kino twin collabHeh, nothing personal.
The poopsword
>>79616781what the fuck
>>79616888hope you've got those akasupas ready to make it worth Bettel's time
>only up is hideousActually true b2
>>79616157He would've tweeted about it immediately. He just loves GB so much he didn't want to even risk the possibility of overlapping him on his birthday
l'm high and I can't stop watching Mr Beast videos>Altare - would be part of the weird deadly gameshow he makes with a bunch of people and he would make it to the finals but he'd make a stupid mistake and lose the million-dollar price>Axel - would be in a video where Mr Beast makes an insane over the top activity like eating 100 taco bell meals you won't guess what happens next!>Bettel - would be in a prank video and he wouldn't get an expensive replacement for the thing Mr Beast broke because it's funnier that way>Flayon - would be in a "I gave a 1000 people medicine" and it'd be a heartfelt story where all his medical problems get solved and Mr Beast would give him 10k more for being the 1000 participant>Hakka - would be in a video where they build houses for isolated villages in the middle of the jungle and also get an electric bike to move around his third-world city>Shinri - would be in a video where Mr Beast goes to random universities and pays for student loans and while Shinri tells his story, he decides to gift him a house so he can live comfortably (unfortunately it's still in an area with unstable internet and power)
twobert giggle LOVE
Making Bettel rewatch Portrait of God
>>79617294his insane giggles are rarer than bettel's but they're my favorite
I hope they never learn you can just load a checkpoint everytime you fall, because it makes the game way too easy and takes away any suspense
>>79617408i take it they're in easy mode then
>>79617589no, bettel set it to normal
>>79617589normal has it too
>>79617652ah, then they can't do that iirc
they really are twins
>>79617662nah, it doesn't, only easy does
>>79617311is it good?
>>79617805No idea but apparently he's scared shitless of it and I live for his terror
>>79617758I thought it did because a streamer I watch used it a lot, I guess that was easy mode then
>>79617805Very good, imo.https://youtu.be/BI9fKfX5V68?si=E6vQ7wOKcflu4Gpu
bettel 2 ate a whole box of spaghetti for dinner... my man
>i didn't tell you about my dinner because i knew you'd disapproveboth of them are teen girl eating disorder mode
>>79615367ThisNew boys when?
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1807524001004003632
>>79618190when yagoo gets me out of the psych ward
>>79618238OH FUCK SHINRI NOOOOO
>>79617805Shinri did a watchalong of it along other short horror films, i remember it being good for what it was
Do Bettelion like Bettel 2 more than Bettel at this point?
>>79617408they just completely ignored the tip prompt, i think we're safe
>>79618849>Bettelions loving Bettel 2 more than Bettel 1The always have been
>>79618849The reason why people like B2 is because he's a good foil to Bettel. I doubt most would watch his solo content if he was a streamer.
Aniki doko~
>why do you keep calling me that [motherfucker] we have the same motherjesus christ bettel
Thanks DSP
>Darksydephil's Mobile Game AddictionKek
KEK WHAT JUST HAPPENED
What were the physics on that? Utter bullshit
so this is the power of twins...
HOW DOES THIS KEEPS HAPPENING
max luck baby
with B2's brain and B1's luck they're unstoppable
Your mother is visiting, B2. I think there are more painless ways to die
>>79617270>watching Mr Beast
>55 minutes>complete wipe
they've lost it
>>79619602>>79619647eh wotwhat did i miss
>>79620962 (Me)never mind, i looked
its crazy how much I like Bettel 2
Bebble...
erb will fuck both bettels
Okay that hitbox was shit
>I wasn't safe
Bettel 2 is my favourite member of Holostars English
>>79621955only after I fuck them both
>>79622297>favouriteERB SPOTTED
>>79622297Focus on the stream, Bettel 1.
>we>me
bettel 2's boneability is high
>>79622793Go home, Jerry
Go White Boy Go (Fuck up the easiest jumps for the 8264th time) (Twobert is going to kill him)
Bettel 2 tskr
Cartoon screams run in the family, it seems
>Age of SlopmarBettel 2 I thought you were cool....
>He likes Age of Shitmar
will be watching GB's birthday RP, if only to see if he's improved from the abysmal writing/acting of the Valentine's stream.
I wish he would climb Flayon's bone
GOLDBULLETA ON THE BIRTHDAY TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwkz8969mychttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwkz8969mychttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwkz8969mychttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwkz8969mychttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwkz8969myc
BIRTHDAY BOY ON THE TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwkz8969mychttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwkz8969mychttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwkz8969myc
>>79623433What do you think he did during all their Japan dates?
Happy Birthday GB
>>79623524>>79623538GIVING BIRTH TO BUBBIES ON GIBBIE BIRTHDAY DAY
>>79591117 (me)thank you mama i love you mwah mwah now i get to hear the classic "wait, there's an event going on? now i feel like an asshole" upon raid
>GB is drinking on-stream
>>79623787to be fair nobody remembers it's gibby's birthday
>>79623787Mental illness
>twobert likes big thick tailswdhmbt
>Bettel 2 is a thick tail enjoyerMy nigga
>bday stream>overlappingwew
>>79623787this is the reason he didn't join the collab btw, he wanted to see if Bettel would remember by himself
Bettel is such an asshole I hope he dies
Gibbie's fat heart is going to give out any day now because that fat fuck eats like there's no tomorrow
*streams over your birthday in you’re path*
>20 minute long videowhat the fuck
i don't get the "why overlap?!" whining. It's the viewer's responsibility to decide to prioritize what they watch. If someone thinks a FOTM stream is more important a talent's birthday, that's life.
Oh, I have a titty lamp in my room
Why are anons acting like they like gibby now and actually care about watching his bday?
If only there were vods of streams or something....
>>79624512bettelion...
>>79624512The clown's not gonna fuck you
Why not do this live
>>79624721not a bettelion, ruzader who's bored and is watching GB's stream.
>>79624721not willingly, but he will.
Even if no one was overlapping GB, i would still be catching up on Hakka or Ruze vods anyways.
Guys vods exist for a fucking reason. If you're worried about overlap then just watch the fucking vod later jesus christ you people are braindead
pre-recorded goldbullet isn't that bad, voice direction-wise. what he really needs is a better writer tho, this prose and dialogue is makin me cringe.
Big bubby is ruining our date...
Alright, I'm actually on board now. Cool way to reveal the merch.
>2500 people missed getting called a nigger by big bubbyshameful
>>79625001you feeling better now?
If Bettel overlapped any other member's birthday /mans/ would not shut the fuck up about him being a selfish asshole. I will grudgepost when it happens because Bettel will overlap someone again.t. non-bubby
>>79625018I'm gonna second that for any mane-sans lurking, that flirting made me want to kms.
>>79625018i'm glad it's not just me lmao
>>79625018whiny fucking whore you are
>>79624564Everyone deserves a nice birthday stream on their first year.
OH NO IT'S FINALLY BEEN TWO WEEKS
If GB's a sniper, why did he have to get close to his target? This fanfic doesn't make sense
>>79625018He goes too hard on throwing yume crumbs. Someone who's skilled could write something that read comfortably platonic for those who don't want to fuck him, but still have a bone for the yumes to gnaw on.
>>79625365if the next part didn't answer your question: he's kind of an idiot
He wants to try this with VG. Picture Hakka fucking it up constantly...
>>79625365Sniping is his specality, but he's also a CQC expert. I imagine different methods of assassination depending on the scenario (anon's right though it's not like Y/N is a rich ojou-sama surrounded by bodyguards 24/7, why not just kill?)
What should Bettel's punishment for overlapping be? I think he should let gibby full nelson him
the most comfy merch announcement ever
DESTINY TWO????
this RP is so funny with goldie saying how much i mean to him and how love is warming his dead sniper heart when i'm pretty sure i can count the amount of times i've watched a solo stream of his on my hands.
With only 2 people, unchained seems really easy>>79625740I do like the transitions and sound designs
and now it's a found footage series on YouTube
Bebbel…
staff-san if you're lurking tell GB to fucking cool it with the earrape segments next time. im trying to get immersed only to be assualted by shit that's trying to burst my eardrums.
Lobotomize Goldbullet and remove the yumebaiting center of the brain and and just leave the creatividad somehow
>>79625879Lagchama...
>big bubby plush keychain for birthday merch>debut watch for birthdayspeedrunning all the anniversary staples so he doesnt have to be there
I wish we still had a brotuber...
>>79626075Axel?
I like it when they hurl themselves off to prove a point.
>>79626075Ruze is right there anon
>>79626075There are literally two bros on my screen right now nigga
>>79626142Axel is that dorky little brother who you have to protect and love.
>>79626198They're gay...
This is pretty good first time merch
>>79626178Huge bazignas
>>79626178his voice pack is locked behind the full set purchase?
I'M ON THE TELLY
>>79626178Kade-sensei art, nice. Surprised how expanded the merch is compared to stuff like what Flay got for his first birthday.
>>79626253I believe Flayon had some sort of issue so he couldn't get what he wanted on time, so they made up for it with the Machiroon day.
>>79626247fat fuck
Just pour robitussin in your mug, get fucked up. you'll be fine
Am I going crazy but is this the first time we've gotten 4 birthday items (not including the VP)
Honestly a really solid merch bundle, cute plushie, stealth functional merch and a nice pin
>Cheeky
Honestly quite incredible
Now we know where Goldie has been.He was doing favors for Cover staff to get a good birthday merch lineup.
>>79626533Flayon had 4 too the full set was expensive af
>>79626253flayon's was a miscommunication issue (that i fully blame on management) all the boys have gotten good merch for their birthdays
>>79626729Interesting, I guess it just chalks up to production costs and maybe a little about how much each person's fanbase is reliable enough to buy shit.
>>79626748>i-it's managements fault!!!!!Flayon's not going to fuck you, bro.
>>79626898Yes he will, seethe.
>>79626898Yeah knowing Flay it could've easily been his fault.
>70x100cmWhat is this, a blanket for ants?
>>79626898Would be far from the first time management has fucked up
>>79627032Made for my mouth
>>79627066It might be one of those "fashion blankets" wear you just throw it over a couch or bed to show off the pattern rather than using it to keep you warm.
raising canes sucks
I can't wait for Bettel to end stream and look for streams to raid, see GB's birthday stream and the moment he raids GB will be ending, hopefully making Bettel feel like a huge dumbass and naked dogeza
>>79624512im sure if it was the other way around people would be screaming bloody murder
Hate Gavis Bettel NOW!
>>79627357He will eat a bunch of ice cream and watch a movie and never think about today again
>>79626898>implying I will give him a choice
>>79627357i actually hope gibby ends first and raids him
>>79627420I already do
>>79627420You don't even have to ask
there are three brainless retards on my telly right now
Goldbullet doesn't know any units of measurement.....
What's like having a sibling you don't hate?
forgot him and shinri were half-brothershttps://x.com/FELUCCACHAN/status/1807563779695423916
>>79627710He grew up using hand and arm gestures to indicate length
>>79627792Why is he fucking that cake
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/goldbullet_bd2024
>>79627420Nah I love Bettel and Bettel 2Them and Shinri are the only based members of Tempus left
this is so weirdis this the first time a voice pack has required a full set purchase instead of having it available as a stand-alone?
That's a nice merch set and it doesn't cost an organ
>>79627439>He will eat a bunch of ice creamHe will eat nothing for the calorie deficit and then complain about being hungry throughout the whole oundgac stream
>hakkers and ruze shilling merch in the chat>HE'S ENDINGPLEASE RAID THE BETTELS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>79627838
I never bought merch before, but I bought Octavio's teacup when his birthday happened and it still hasn't even shipped yet, does it just always take forever? I dunno if I want to wait a quarter of a year for a bubby too
>>79627745It's like having a best friendIt's cool to have someone I can be racist with
>>79628184It’s not
>>79628306six months is standard for merch like this, unfortunately. i've kind of accepted it after a couple years in this rabbit hole
>>79627745Great since you're both already used to each other's shit, I wouldn't mind just continuing to live with him desu
>>79628306You're preordering.
>>79628306Merch shipping is always delayed since it's made to order. But to ridiculous amounts. Octavio's will not ship until September or October and you won't get GB's until possibly 20-fucking-25.
>>79628306you can see the estimate shipping date before you buy the merch
>>79628306>〈Shipping Schedule〉> Estimated around mid-December 2024 to mid-January 2025.
>>79628254kek, please let Bettel ask what they've been up to
>>79628306i had to wait 6 months for my koi plush and it was painful, good luck anon it'll be a long wait
I'm still waiting for my machiroon plushie because I bought it alongside the shiny spicy 3d merch
he actually raided into bettel kek
inb4 he doesn't even notice or acknowledge the raid
kek he actually streamed over the whole thing
God Bettel is so based for thisI'm reupping my membership
lmfao he knew it was his birthday and didn't care. i respect it
>He knew it was his birthday
HE KNEW KEK
wow... bettel is the worst senpai what the fuck
>was aware of the birthday and intentionally streamed over itBased
gotta admit, I actually thought Bettel was going to end right before the bday stream and raid into it
what now retards? not so smug huh?
Bettel cares more about streaming with his brother than letting GB have the timeslot all for himself. He is based, family first.
now we know why shinri didn't join, he wouldn't intentionally do that shit
>>79628948
>>79628948That would mean Hakka is evil and was only stopped by the power of God...
What a piece of shit. (someone post that picture of all the boys scrambling not to overlap his outfit reveal)
>>79629030mama love
>>79629084his corruption is getting stronger...
>>79628948Holy shit Bettel is a fucking asshole
>>79629084only rape correction can stop his evil ways
>bettel hates gibby>i hate gibbyWE ARE
>>79629084He still holds a grudge over GB saying he was one of his oshi and then showing he knew jack shit about him later
>>79629089
if we're being honest: while talents debut in gens and do stuff together occasionally, it's pretty much expected of every talent in Holo to look out for themselves first and foremost once they're out the womb, rather than securing the overall success/safety of the gen or branch. just another way enjoying vtubers isn't exactly 1:1 to enjoying normal idols.
>>79629089that was such a shitshowthe dead hours were palpable
>>79628884
>>79629338reddit/twitter tier post
GAVIS BETTEL HATEGAVIS BETTEL RAPE
You guys suck. Betsy is streaming on otherwise dead hours even though the rest of VG couldn't make it. He's a real one.
>>79629247theres 67 girls. it'd be unreasonable to think they would never overlaptheres only 10 talents in stars EN. im sure he couldve either waited or streamed earlier to not overlap a birthday
>>79629454Better than 99% of the posts in this thread shitting their diapers over having to watch a vod
Streams over his entire birthday and didn’t even give him a raid. Bettel is a cunt.
>>79629518nah still worse
>>79629247>4 man collab stream>2 drop out>Still plan to do it anyway>Start late because you didn't prepare for the stream>Stream over a birthday with a stream you could milk with another episode any other dayI expect overlap out of HoloJP that has over 50 members, not a branch with 10
I wonder how that one Bubbytellion is feeling
>>79629628Just watch the vod
>>79629637i'm not THE bubbytellion, but i left the bettels for mama's birthday, then came back, and i'll vodwatch the missing hour later. it's not that hard
>>79626247THEY'RE SO FUCKING FAT
This is like watching 2 kittens tackling each other repeatedly
>>79629658I am not watching Bettel
>>79629757Then why are you complaining? You watch the birthday stream.
>>79629658it's okay little bettelion, you can still like your oshi and also admit this was a dick move>>79629721mama is streaming in half an hour, newfag
>>79629628Nah even holoJP with their big ass roster of members most of the time would clear the timeslot if somebody is doing a 3D live, Bettel is just an asshole
bettelion always talk about rape correcting him, but clearly they're just as lazy as their oshi
>>79629802I don't see a problem with it. If it was someone in Vanguard's birthday then sure, it would be a dick move, but they're different gens. It doesn't matter.
>>79629637I'm really mad. I really thought better of Bettel.
>>79629837every time i go in for the attack he's sucking magni's dick. they're fucking inseparable
Bettel 2 could never be a vtuber, he'd yab out so fast. >Captcha PSSR
I am sincerely glad that my retarded twins weren't interrupted by the creepy guy who's going to graduate anyways.
>>79627792GB, Shinri and Astel's birthdays, all during Pride month...
Has Bettel even had a stream with Goldbullet before?
>>79629089This is the original made by me >>79629241 but I thought it was worth it to make a new version after I had to use it again just last week when he was going to overlap Shinri's birthday.
I love having no stakes in this fight
>>79629905>SpoilerUnless he became your oshi at the same time as goldie you should already know bettel is a self-centered piece of shit
>>79629971still thinking about the vod bettel had to edit, not because of a twincest comment someone made in chat that night, but because twobert shit-talked unpacking
>>79630032Put some fackin streams on, Altare.
>>79629790Because I don't like selfish bitches
Based Bettel.Unironically fuck Gibby
>>79630023No, Bettel was still dead when GB had that week where he collabed with VG
>>79629971He’s a true hater and I can’t hate that
>>79629502EN? the branch that explicitly don't give a fuck about adhering to kouhai/senpai respectability politics unless it's towards the JPs? sure it would be nice if he re-scheduled the stream, but it's not the end of the world if he didn't. The viewer has all the power in this scenario here. GB, His genmates, the goddamn HoloEN twitter all telegraphed that his birthday stream was soon. If someone sees all that and still decides to watch Bettel, you honestly think that watching GB is a priority of theirs? You honestly think they'd tune in if nobody but him was streaming instead of doing something else?
>>79630023What the fuck would that even look like? I can't think of a less compatible pair.
>>79628805Yeah, that's pretty shitty. Especially since he had a completely legitimate reason to cancel that collab after the Xenos couldn't make it.
Didn’t Bettel extend his last karaoke just so he could raid into Shinri’s bday? He has favorites
>>79630104The only bitch here is you, anon.
>>79630211Thinking about a Altare and Jurard 1v1 collab makes me unconfortable for some reason
>>79630308He won't fuck you bro
>>79630172I wouldnt watch GBs bday even if he was the only one live, he's put no effort into his time at stars and seems like he wants to quit so why would I support that.
>>79630298Like you wouldn't prefer Shinri over GB, come on.
Why would Bettel support someone that literally took a bounty to kill him?Are you guys fucking stupid?
i dare any of you guys actually pissed about this to leave a comment when the stream ends lmao.
this is more retarded than the Vesper hates Altare drama
>>79630329Blacks all wanna be idols until they actually get into the company lmao
>>79630173I want Axel's hair edited onto this or an Axelotl eating the chips
>>79630338I would, at least GB doesn't put me to sleep when he plays games.
>Not a Bettelion>Not a Bubby>Waiting for Shinri's stream
can you guys BELIEVE this
>>79630298that was for his 3D debut, he rescheduled nopixel and streamed Elden Ring before raiding him for his birthday
I have not tuned into either stream because I have no interest in them.
>>79630553That's a nice rrat, but behold:THE YAB TO END ALL YABS!!!
>>79630485he's gonna love that visual novel
>>79630640holy shit he's an asshole wtf
>>79630608based and same
Pisskitos?
>>79630608me too, i've been reading the thread while cooking dinner. my oshi isn't streaming today so who cares.
>>79630553>>79630640WTFWHY DID MECHABIRD DO IT BROS?
>>79629837Lot of things I want to rape correct him for, but overlapping a low effort bday zatsu is not very high on the list. I wouldn’t have given a shit if GB or anyone else had overlapped Bettel’s shitty birthday stream either. It’s not a 3D live or anything and I wouldn’t have watched GB even if he was the only one streaming anyway.
>>79630172LMAO. If Altare did this, even by accident, people would be making schizo conspiracy theories for weeks about how much he HATES Goldbullet and all of Armis.
>>79630608Same, but I still think it isn't cool to overlap someone's first birthday stream.
>>79630748We know Altare wouldn't do this because Altare doesn't stream.
>>79630756You care way too much about this.
GB'S STANCE ON BETTELhttps://x.com/goldbullet_en/status/1680662894520803328https://x.com/goldbullet_en/status/1680662894520803328https://x.com/goldbullet_en/status/1680662894520803328
are we just bored i swear there was not this many bubbies here on the pre-birthday stream.
>>79630312Nah, they could at least have some fun banter about how different their "leadership" styles are, reference that time Jurard pissed on the guild, and stuff about kidnapping.2GB being such a good name is wasted because those two have nothing in common.
>>79630836I don't, this is my first post in the matter. You shouldn't be using this website if you're a teenager that thinks you're cool by not caring about anything
>>79630908We still have no bubbies, we just have a bunch of Bettel schizos
>>79630878ALL OUT WAR
>Chinatown is located in hellAccurate
>>79631007You cared enough to post about how you're so grumpy that someone streamed at the same time as your boyfriend.
>>79630908It's not really about liking GB so much as it is about thinking Bettel is being a dick by not returning the courtesy his coworkers always give him.
>>79631064>so grumpyI said it isn't cool you fucking nigger, I'm not grumpy, stop making shit up.
>>79630908Bettel schizo's are stronger than GB's
>>79628306By the time I receive my merch it's basically a mystery gift since I forget what still hasn't been sent out.
>>79631097You sound pretty grumpy right now, anon.
>>79630908not a bubby, this is just a dick move. Shinri accidentally streamed over Jurard's first birthday and immediately ended once he realized, then gave him picrel (which he hasn't redeemed yet)kek at all the bettelion rushing to defend him. Why do they all have the exact same Twitter writing style
>>79631097take a chill pill bro, your a bit grumpy
>>79631130grand pig is that mother of yours
>>79630908The pre-birthday stream felt more like the actual birthday stream is supposed to be in every way possible(emotions, going through the birthday gifts, looking back ont he journey so far), which is why I'm not mad Bettel overlapped.....earrape and low-effort shilling of merch?
>>79630908You don't have to be a bubby to think that bettel was being rude
>>79631172>spoilerit's really obvious kek
>>79631172>>79631282mental illness
Tehee, silly Bettel, always making mistakes, you can't hold him accountable for anything, he's just the best in jest, just the sad clown
They should've had a Detroit segment in this game
>>79631172Still waiting patiently for the retard to cash in his ticket. I want to see their dynamic together.
>>79631172>defendnigga i'm endorsing it. Terminate Goldbullet.
>>79631412Who is this guy?
>>79631435my wife
>>79631435Ragus
>>79631435My lil bro-wife
>>79631401he keeps asking his chat for ideas and talking about it whenever shinri raidsJUST DO IT
>>79631401Yeah, I really want to see that Dinofish collab. The few interactions they've had so far have been really cute.
This has been the most retarded thing to bitch about in a while, can't wait for people to complain that one boy got more scoops of ice cream than another in an off collab next.
>>79631435My oshi
>>79631319Unironically yes. Bettel is always spoiled and doted on by the other guys no matter what. That boyfail shtick has carried him this far and there’s no reason to stop now
>>79631639>can't wait for people to complain that one boy got more scoops of ice cream than another in an off collab next.Graduate [member] now
>>79630211Shinri and Jutard or Ruze and Flayon
>>79631639people already complain about gibby
>>79631639sure thing doxxttellion, now go back to your discord.
>>79631435My son.
>>79631516ToT using his mouth like a fleshlight uuuuu
>>79631639Not even the bubbies in this thread like gibbie, anon.
I think anons itt should vent their anger in a hate fueled orgy
>>79631516I'm gonna rape him
>>79631716i will rape your son
>>79630908Bubbies are like early day Machiroons, bullied into silence by the rest of the thread
>>79631698Ruze and Flayon vibe together really well, they are both on opposite ends of the spectrum.
>>79631698>Shinri and JutardTried and true "father tardwrangling his retarded son".>Ruze and FlayonYeah, fair.
>>79631516*spit*
>>79631837Thank god for thatMachitroons take after their oshi and are irritating little sex pest coomers.
>>79631800His son has a criminal record of over 9000 rapes anon
>>79631716>shotare4post the rest coward
>>79631779I like him, I just wish he'd stop being so fuckin' zesty all the time, you know?
>>79631887clearly he needs correction
It makes me giggle that this bullied machiroon thing has spread considering they used to post just fine and it was just a lack of VGposting because it was a HQ dominated thread, glory to newfags
>>79631667>>79631319Have you actually put your critique and demands for accountability where Bettel is forced to see or do you just like to whine here?
