Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gMember VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gTwitter: https://twitter.com/gawrguraTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoenSongs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songsMerch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merchGawr Gura Birthday Celebration 2024https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gawrgura_bd2024Previous Thread: >>79616915
I love my wife so much!!
Sex with a fembud.
>>79646425This is in the running for the cutest Gura image ever made.
Gurass
Will there be any fembuds at the Tampa Rays football game
Sex with a buttbud.
Will there be any fembuds watching baseball at the Dodger Stadium on July 5th?
>>79646592I hope not, LA is a shithole.
Just thinkin' of goob
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
Gura is lonely right now and you're not there to comfort her
>>79646693samen
Is Gura a lonely loli god?
>>79646748You have no idea how much I want to though...
Gura will sing Treasure Box.
>>79646425150K likes is something i didnt expect in this kind of fanart, lmao
>>79646819yeah, I guess she is...
Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.
Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.
>>79647144>>79647206
>>79647144>>79647206fuck off anti
>>79646492What other images are in the running? Post them.
>>79647299This one is the cutest.
>>79647139>Let me tell you something, folks, and believe me when I say this: Gawr Gura, she's tremendous, just tremendous. I've been watching her, and let me tell you, she's got that spark, that energy that you just can't fake. People love her, they really do. She's got the best numbers, the biggest audience, and let me tell you, that's no easy feat. She's a winner, folks, a real winner. So let's give it up for Gawr Gura, she's doing a fantastic job, just fantastic.
not gonna readI LOVE GURA!!
not gonna loveI READ GURA!!
>>79647462
Baguraette honhonhon
I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.
My wife is so powerful!
>>79646819>*Li touchí*
>>79647610
Day 3! Give it up for day 3!
Bring back bread-posting!Bring back *chops your dick off*!These are our demands and we will not be silenced!!
Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.
When is the Gura bread game releasing on Steam?
>>79648023La basé
>>79648470I’m thinking about making a ritual response to this post too mister. I just need some more time to motivate myself
Gura knows what penises are.
>>79648608yeah, mine
>>79648608Penises aren’t a big deal to girls because they usually see their family members. Seeing what a pussy looks like it’s much more harder for boys so it’s a bigger deal.
>>79648685You didn't bathe with your sister/mom as a kid?
>>79648575does every ritualpost need a ritualresponse
>>79648608Well of course. Penises are funny.
>>79648725I think only once and my mom made me look away the whole time. That might be a dream though, very fuzzy trying to remember that.
what does gura's feet smell like after a recording session in the mocap studio?
>>79648124Is Gura bread?
>>79648952sweaty and musky
>>79648608she also knows what testicles are
>>79648953Yes. I have not seen this breadpost before, but it’ll do.
>>79648952It’s actually not a musky smell. It’s a much more pungent scent. Like hot cider.
What time is the Dodgers collab on the 5th?Because according to FuwaMoco's schedule, there's a holo EN Crab Game collab at 11:00 PM EDT. I really doubt Gura will be in it, but if the ball game is in the morning, then maybe there's a slim chance.
>>79649114Gura is bre(a)d by me
>>79649257It’s an early game. 4AM sharp.
>>79649303
https://x.com/AHedtra/status/1807610090192556466
>>79649474sleep tight buddy
>>79649474Oh yes same.
>>79649474goob morning
>>79649474My daki pillow is getting lumpy
>>79648765Only if you want it to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i-HRecaAcU
>>79649474Oyasame
>>79649474sharkdreams
Gura has touched vagina
>>79649914rrat
>>79649587That's a good boi
>>79649914Yeah mine
>>79649914i think gura might have one of those? or she might be a boy? idk
how do we convince gura to do a cover of rabbit hole?
>>79650126Too many people have done it and it isn't like lolikami where it's practically her anthem.
>>79650150who gives a fuck about what other people have done?
>>79650188Gura.
She's back to being lazy again.
>>79650206she wouldn't have done all back and loli kami giga late if she cared, retard
Why is this guy's post >>79647139 being deleted nowadays? Did we get a new janny? You know how many ritual posts don't get deleted? Most of them. He's posted this for like a year and all the sudden the janny doesn't like it? Is he triggered by MAGA?
>>79649257If Advent is there it's unlikely.
>>79650288Editing a Gura hat on an image doesn't make it Gura related.
>>79650288Probably because of a segue into actually talking about politics a few threads back
I feel bad for that guy. If my ritualposts got banned I’d probably kill myself
>>79650394delete >>79649587 too>>79650491That guy has at least 3 ritualposts. He'll be fine.
>>79650491meds
>>79648575>>79649565t. baguraette poster, you flatter me anon, I cannot stop you and wish you luck and inspiration if you decide to do soAlthough if you do I should probably create an actual picrel to go along with the text so as to make it at least more befitting of a proper ritual-chain. I'll ask my French buddy if he has any ideas, the only one that comes to mind is a Gura hood edit of either Marine Le Pen, Eric Zemmour or Jordan Bardella and I don't want to get bonked for being off-topic
>>79650531Don’t say that to me
what is the the POV of?
>>79650394And a tridentAnd a shark tailAnd mentioning AtlantisAnd having a Gura name pun in "Gureat"But yeah, totally not Gura related, anon
>>79650649These ritualposts are this anon's greatest work in life. Please, have mercy.
Who's shark wife is this?
>>79650733Ritualposts are an extension of the person’s soul. They are very important pieces of art and should be curated as such.
>>79650416I'll admit to sometimes being temptef to go off-topic, but it has nothing to do with that ritualpost, it's just me and other chumbies suffering lapses of retardationIn any case I will continue trying to restrain myself and redirecting back to something relevant if when faggots try to bait again in the future
>>79650787Not my shark wife
>>79650649Counterpoint - The image isn't cute which means it can't be related to Gura because everything related to Gura is cute.
>>79651084How dare you counterpoint me
Goomba Boomba tomorrow?
Gura's tummy's position on ritual posts is that they are a necessary evil.
>>79650733They're up there, wouldn't say they're my gureatEST though. I know I had a good, hearty chuckle with my buddies when Gurosary ended up in a parrot video and I only found out like three months laterAt the very least they're a very comforting constant to look forward to in the day, no matter what else is going on. Helps to anchor me along with things like prayer, if that makes sense. Plus the chumbies /here/ seem to mostly like it, if all the different samenposters are any indication.
>>79651167Stop pretending to be me chumbie
>>79651167Rub this dino, it will make you feel better.
gura likes the chumbaboey ritualpost so i'm for them
>>79651175Ye, I can feel it, I can feel HER
>>79651298Erm…s-sorry mister. I didn’t mean nothin by it
Is GG a fembud?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvS1AeFDho0
>>79651353It's okay chumbie, I wasn't actually mad, just playing along
>>79651175I hope not. I'm busy.
>>79651401Teehee…me too
>>79651337Gura loves the chumbabooies
You guys are cute
>>79651454C'mere (You)
>>79651541Mwah~
>>79651486nou cute faggot
>>79651212Is Gura's tummy a fembud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG9b_I3GoI0watch goob's alter ego
>>79651572>Not even in Shark City
>>79652096but I wanna sleep
>>79652164fauna was in shark city an an ebi
>>79652096I'm going to sleep sorry Gura
Repent hereticbuds
Guys that baconator hasn’t been sitting in my stomach right…I think I’m gonna be sick
>>79652460FEEL BETTER GURA
>>79652460that's why you make your OWN baconator
>>79652460>>79652510
>>79652547FEEL BETTER GURA*rub rub rub rub*
>>79652460>>79652547FEEL BETTER GURA
>>79652547FEEL BETTER GURA
>>79652460*cums in your throat*
>>79652460I remember having a bad experience with a baconator once years back. It was weird because normally I'm just fine with big greasy ass borgars.FEEL BETTER GURA
>>79653715Do you think she'll cry if I steal her happy meal while she's sleeping?
>>79654283yes. do not
Gura cute.
>>79652415
>>79653715My sweet little goober is all tuckered out.
>>79654682Proof?
>>79655419
Gura karaoke volume mix is all fucked up. She needed a 25% volume boost on her mic for half the songs in the last one.
>>79652096She's been singing cuck songs the entire time. wtf?
>>79656109I mean blue Gura btw
>>79654346
>>79654346I won't steal it, I'll just eat the food and leave the empty containers in the bag.
>>79646934>be a normie >you want to do something to brighten your girlfriend up so that she happy may have sex with you later >cute kitty pics are the easiest choice simple as
>>79654728I wasn't wearing my glasses and thought this image looks like a womb.
chu
Oyasame, hopefully gooba soon.
Love bombing feels really good while it lasts. I hope it doesn't just end after the baseball thing
>>79658337sharkdreams
>>79658415 come on, chumbie... you know what's going to happen...
I like it when Gura says "hoocha".
>>79658597Needs more ellipses.
>>79658751come...on..., chumbie... you... know what's... going... to... happen...
Another nightshift in the bagHow are you all this fine morning chumbies
>>79660904It's been weeks and I still have a constant cough from covid, please end me.
>>79661252I shall say a prayer for your swift recovery, chumbie
Do you think an Acoustic Live would work well for Gura?
>>79661736superchat her to do it
>>79661736Gura is already acoustic when she's live, she told us that she probably fits the diagnosis.
>>79661736I think she'd find the nerves intimidating but it's not so different than some of the karaokes she's done already
goobidiba.. do something, anything..
With every day that passes without a stream I fear we are at the beginning of a new ghosting arc
Goob morning I love Gura the most!
>>79661889It took me way too long to get this
Gura in Raora's chatGawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN cute cat!!!Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN good morning :3
>>79664599Why do you keep lying when its so easy to check?https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/realtime/supana/VfxI99eZIz4.html
>>79647299
>>79665411What a little whore T u T
>>79646425New gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdgUJf4QHGkDo you believe she will come for crab game collab?
hewwo
>>79668229stream today goob?
>>79664599eeeeeeeewwwwwsuch a retarded move anon.. just kys, its much better than lying
>>79670423would
>>79669207I want to sexually bully and correct this slutty tiny mesugaki whore! I need to this so bad I can't take this anymore! T u T
another streamless day it seemsi have a bad feeling about this
In 1 week justice is half way to passing Gura's stream time for the year.
Goob morning retards
>>79672089goob morning faggot
shart
>>79672385Would.
GuraWife
>>79673540At least she was before she fucked everything up
>>79675244Would rape this Gabby
GuraGurandma
>>79675285Why? That's mean
MY wife
>>79675785Gabby wants that
You can practically see the will to stream drain out of her again in real time. 4 fucking days? Past that point 1 week, 2 weeks, 1 month will be nothing.
C'mon why won't you fucks just admit you hate her? Look what she's doing!
>>79677980>>79678041Are you a fembud in denial?
>>79677980Fuck off.
>>79678153Don't reply to it.
WifeMine
>>79678666That is a child.
>>79678666Yeah mine
>>79678821Yeah, also mine
>>79656906evil!
>>79670994
I'm hungwy
I'm making spaghett today
>>79679644enjoy the basgetti
>>79650369But she likes Nerissa
Slow day.
Gura womb status?
>>79680044Full of my goom
>>79680044holding semen
I always wake up rate limited on twitter. It started after using the old tweet deck in hopes of seeing guras likes. I wonder if it has something to do with that or is this happning to everyone.
>>79680224Please stop stalking my wife on twitter.
>>79680044loaded with my goom
>>79680044filled to the brim with my semen>>79680067>>79680125>>79680385I like repeating myself :3
>>79680823(You) are not me
>>79680871I should really take my meds, I keep replying to myself...
my wife
>1 stream>2 streams, 2 events>3 streams>4 streams, 2 events>3 events>2 streams> 2 eventsYou are here
>>79680299Seeing likes isn't stalking anymore than seeing retweets is. Musk is an idiot.
Are you a chumbabooey?
>>79681069idiot and unironic poorfagimagine buying debt
>>79681112Yes I am and I LOVE AND MISS MY MOMMY!!!!! WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shion is significantly more sexier than Gura.
>>79681210It slipped through in her debut due to nervousness but you can clearly hear a Filipino accent
>>79681112ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because I miss my mommy very much...
>>79681476Jollibee Gura was a pretty fun rrat back in the day.
>>79681210I assume that's just her being surrounded by jp things a lot
>>79681476Retard
>>79681009Looks good to me.
>>79681659newbud...
What if Gura covered Ui's new song next?
>>79681779That song is kinda mid
>>79681712if we could still see IP's that'd probably be like 65/70, what do you expect
>>79681798I think the chorus is catchier than loli kami, plus we'd get more bratty Gura out of it.
Did someone just discover babby's first rrats? I smell some new.
>>79682008newbuds are getting uppity
>>79681476Gura is white
>>79682008Shitters are definitely riled up for some reason. Doesn't make much sense since Gura hasn't done anything bad or we're not really starved for her yet.
>>79682008Just the mudhut dwellers needing something to gossip.
The OM got her again...
I should buy some oatmilk
>>79681863and her favorite class in diablo is barbarian
>>79681863>I think what surprised me most is that she told us she lives with her mom and dad againThat would explain why she has time to stream again
What da chumbies up to today?
>>79682857transatlantic...
>>79683126kek
>>79683097I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>79683097Finished trading for the day, Been playing Rabbit and Steel.
>>79683239I'm starting to believe that you're not actually always playing wc3 customs...
so another ghosting arc startsit was fun while it lasted but this was very predictable
>>79683097I think my body was affected by sekiro yesterday. I have stress twitches and brainfog right now
>>79683097I trained arms and back yesterday and now I'm sore
>>79683519EN 5 doko....
>>79683554Damn dude, you must've been really gamin'
huh. what i typed is barely a rat what are you on about. all im saying is what she told us in her recent streams and i think its very cute >tfw talking about stream topics is rrat baiting lmao the state of ggg
>>79683572>Cum
>>79683519Are you really this dry for shitpost material that 4 days is enough to declare a ghosting arc? At least wait a month.
>>79684746A full month is a bit much. I'd say a week minimum with no streams and zero twitter activity is enough to start complaining but we're nowhere near that.
>>79684746>At least wait a monthThe fact that you're trying to normalize a fucking month in itself is disgusting. Disappearing like this for even a few days is unprofessional, a fucking month or more of this shit is beyond the pale and she still hasn't bothered addressing doing exactly that. So yes, people should absolutely be complaining.
calm down, she's just busy with deadlines :3
>>79682952If it's true Gura lives with her parents again, I have reason to believe she's on vacation right now
>>79685269She's "busy" being a lazy fuck is what she's doing.
>>79685099fuck off bitch tits. Go pms somewhere else.
You guys better stop going out of your own way to dumbpost or I'll open up a can of whoop-ass.
>>79685621Imagine the soft, healing, honey punches TuT
>>79684970I want Gawr to rape me T u T
Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino onesie.
That reminds me, I should give my chameleon a good sniff for goob
>>79685881Retard
Please call me a retard.
>>79685621which stream is this from
>>79686474anon...
>>79683097I'm still in the hole.
>>79685972cutie
>>79686513Are you gonna answer?
>>79685351wdym if its true? you didnt watch her stream?also i guess talking about literal stream topics warrants a warning now lmao. nobody here seems to watch her streams it seems. next some retard is going to say talking about gardening is off topic when gura literally consulted us about it
>>79686664its her 3d showcase newbud
>>79686764thanks faggot
>>79683519>>79685099Gura's has been around a lot lately. And has given a lot more content than many in EN right now. Don't know what the hell you're smoking.
>>79686957I don't agree with the first faggot, but that's just straight up disingenuous
>>79687042Thats my daughterwife
I think there's an actual child posting in here right now.
>>79687169yes it's Gura
>>79686957Gura streamed 30 hours the past month which while it is the most she's done in a month the past two years (as sad as that is) she still streamed less than the majority of EN who sit at around 50 or above hours (that's with them being busy btw)
>>79687276So no, Gura has still streamed less than most of EN even with this being the most active she's been in a while.
She's back to old Gura now. Told ya it wouldn't last. She made it 1 week after her birthday. It was a good run while it lasted.
>>79687451I’ve watched more gura than the other girls despite them streaming more. Its just a number chumbie.
>>79687213Gura is not a child! She's 12!
She's not from Europe, she's not Asian. Gura is a white girl from America. Can't believe we have retards still trying to push the "Gura is European/Canadian/Filipino" shit.
>>79687735Calm down chumbie. No one actually believes shes filipina
>>79687622That is a child.
>>79687615That anon said Gura was around more than the other ENs. I'm just pointing out that's blatantly not true. Most of EN has been streaming way more than Gura, even in her most active month in a long time, and that's even while they were busy.
>>79687518It hasn't even been half a week though. And she liked stuff yesterday, faggot. Why are you so stubborn about being wrong?
>>79687890>muh Twitter likesWho cares. Not a stream.
>>79687735Vox has a 3D thing today so sisters are energetic.
>>79687858She's not a child! She's a little lady!
>>79687169nope just tired of you elitist nolife cucks calling someone new because they dont know the exact name and location of a 5 second clip
>>79688082rightly so, how dare Gura NOT overlap that...
I feel like I should order a pizza today
>>79688284What kind of toppings do you think Gura orders on her pizza?
>>79687890>It hasn't even been half a week thoughIt has though. 4 is half.
>>79688365French fries and salman.
>>79688365Gura hates veggies so I’m thinking pepperoni and stuffed crust
>>79688130Why are you so certain I was talking about you? Anyway, stop getting yourself so fired up over nothing, little guy.
This is a child
Gura is my daughterwifegurandma
>>79687735People have known Gura was a New England yankee since she debuted. I don't think there is any serious debate around this.
>>79688799Gura is clearly mexican retard.
>>79689263unsubbed if true
Me in my wife.
>>79689263Nice, some latina women are ridiculously hot.
>>79689422They are like asian women, smoking hot, until one day in their 40s-50s they go into a cocoon and emerge as a strange goblin creature.
How do I reach a point where Gura calls me out by name without sending money?
>>79689614As a one time thing? Just get lucky or say something just absurd enough to catch her off guard. You'll never be called out by name regularly without superchatting though.
>>79689614Draw years worth of fanart she likes or donate thousands of dollars during other streams.
>>79689614Be funny.
>>79689614Say something funny that she reads out loud
I sniffed my chameleon and then he decided to take a shit
>>79689760>>79689762How do I learn how to be funny
>>79689900Make yourself cute
>>79689900Hate women
>>79689614Show her your bushy pucci.
>>79680224That's why I don't use it. Thank you to anyone who doesn't use twitter and thus doesn't mind rate limiting themselves.
>>79689900be me, loser
To answer gura's question, reptiles do not have a smell
>>79690267They absolutely do though.
>>79690267That's probably cause you keep yours in a clean tank and stuff most of the time. If it was in its natural habitat i bet it would be stinky like Ame said.
>>79690267yes they do, they are stinky
what stream was it that Gura talked about disappearing before traveling to japan?
>>79690267I think it depends on the reptile, some have stink glands.
Does anyone remember the stream where gura mentioned wiping her cunny with an old tshirt?
>>79690532Do Gura sharks have stink glands?
>>79690490nyo
>>79690538nintendo direct
>>79690555Yeah her little stinky butt.
>>79690662nyo
>>79690365Wouldn't that mean their environments are stinky and not the reptile itself?
>>79690736Anon, what lives in the environment?
>>79690532You are right chumbie. The hognose snake does a stinky smell thing
gura smells good
gura stinks good
>>79690736>>79690793
i cant take a nap on mondays and it makes me cranky
>>79690911M RT
>>79690898You'll be okay, Gura.
LAST POST GETTO
>>79690911
