streams?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDBp2BmRmq0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDBp2BmRmq0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDBp2BmRmq0GET IN HERE FOR GIRLFAILURE KARAOKE
I love Ina!
>>79717774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDBp2BmRmq0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDBp2BmRmq0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDBp2BmRmq0
SEX WITH KAELA, ANIMALISTIC ROUGH LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, UNGA BUNGA CAVEMAN SEX WITH WRESTLING MOVES AND BROKEN BONES, HIGH IMPACT COITUS WITH KAELA, STEAMY BABY BATTER INJECTIONS WITH KAELA, FLESH SMACKING VAGINAL INFILTRATION WITH KAELA, SWEATY SEX TIME WITH KAELA, ANAL EXPLORATION WITH KAELA, SLOPPY GLUK GLUK ORAL FUN TIME KAELA, TIDDY SLAP SUCK WITH KAELA, MATING PRESS KAELA, PUMP MY CUM INTO KAELA, FINGERBANGING IN THE FORGE WITH KAELA, CUNNILINGUS WITH KAELA, FULL NELSON WITH KAELA, MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION WITH KAELA, I NEED TO PLAY THE BUTT BONGO WITH KAELA, SHOOT MY GOO INSIDE KAELA, TANTRIC HUMAN PRETZEL SEX WITH KAELA, SPIT POLISHING MY BALLS WITH KAELA, SHOVING THE END OF KAELA'S BLACK SMITHING HAMMER INTO HER PUSSY AND HAVE HER STAND OVER ME AND HIP THRUST WHILE TIGHTENING HER VAGINAL MUSCLES AND USING THE HAMMER TO CRUSH MY COCK AND BALLS, I WANT KAELA TO CHAIN ME TO A BED AND POUR HOT WAX ALL OVER MY BODY AND SPIT INTO MY MOUTH, POURING SCENTED OILS ONTO KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS AND GIVING THEM A SENSUAL RUB, LOCKING LIPS WITH KAELA AND DOING THE TONGUE TANGO, TRANSFORMING INTO A HUMAN CHAIR AND LETTING KAELA STREAM FOR HOURS WHILE SITTING ON MY FACE, BURYING MY FACE INTO HER PITS AND SLATHERING THEM WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A STUPID DOG, WANDERING THE WILDERNESS TO FIND PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCES WITH KAELA, MARRYING KAELA AND GOING ON A ROMANTIC HONEYMOON GETAWAY AND IMPREGNATING HER WOMB UNDER THE MOONLIGHT, KNOCKING UP KAELA JUST WEEKS AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR FIRST CHILD AND DOING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL WE HAVE A LEGION OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN, SLAPPING MY TURGID COCK AGAINST KAELA'S CLITORIS UNTIL I BLAST MY CREAM ONTO HER TUMMY, TAKING THE TIME TO COOK A HEARTY 3 COURSE MEAL FOR KAELA AFTER A LONG DAY OF STREAMING, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL IN THE FORGE AND FUCKING HER RAW UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM HEAT STROKE, RESTING MY HEAD IN KAELA'S LAP UNTIL I DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP, PRONEBONING KAELA ON THE COUCH AND PAINTING THE INSIDE OF HER ANUS WITH MY SEED, BURYING MY NOSE INTO KAELA'S PUBES AND TAKING A WHIFF, DECLARING FATWA UPON KAELA'S ENEMIES AND SLAUGHTERING THEM LIKE ANIMALS, TRAVELING TO ANCIENT GREECE USING TIME DISTORTIONS TO SECURE ADAMANTINE ORE FROM MOUNT OLYMPUS FOR MY BLACKSMITH WIFE KAELA, PERFORMING MID MINECRAFT STREAM CUNNILINGUS ON KAELA'S SWEATY GAMER GASH, MOANING SOFTLY WHILE KAELA'S CALLUSED HANDS BEAT MY MEAT, USING A SET OF ARMOR FORGED BY KAELA AS MY BULWARK FOR WHEN IT COMES TIME TO LIBERATE MY COUNTRY WITH KAELA, PERFORMING STANDARD WEAPON MAINTENANCE ON ANYA WITH KAELA, PLAYING KUSOGE WITH KAELA, CUMMING INSIDE KAELA'S SMITHING GLOVES WHEN SHE ISN'T LOOKING, DOING IT AGAIN WHEN SHE IS LOOKING, SHOVING MY SHLONG BETWEEN KAELA'S THIGHS, PAINTING KAELA'S SKIN A PURE ALABASTER WHITE WITH MY CUM, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL AND HAMMERING HER ASS WITH MY PENIS, AGRESSIVELY RUBBING THE HEAD OF MY COCK ALONG KAELA'S FOLDS AND SMACKING IT AGAINST HER ENGORGED CLITORIS, SHOOTING MY SELF PRODUCED MAYO DOWN KAELA'S GULLET, SPEWING MY MOUNT VESUVIOUS CUM FLOW INSIDE KAELA'S ORIFICES, SNIPER SHOTTING MY LOAD ACROSS INTERNATIONAL WATERS AND SOVEREIGN BORDERS TO PRECISION IMPREGNATE KAELA'S WOMB, CONNECTING WITH KAELA VIA NEURAL HANDSHAKE IN OUR JAEGAR AND BOXING KAIJU TO PROTECT OUR SEAS, CARRYING A SLEEPING KAELA TO MY BED AND KISSING HER ON HER FOREHEAD, GENTLY PUSHING MY DIAMOND HARD DICK DEEP INTO KAELA'S DEPTHS, CRYING OUT IN ECSTASY WHEN KAELA GORILLA GRIPS MY COCK AND BEATS MY MEAT LIKE IT OWES HER MONEY, USING KAELA'S NECKWARMER AS MY CUM RAG, FONDLING KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS WHILE HITTING IT FROM BEHIND, PERFOMING DISPLAYS OF PUBLIC OF AFFECTION WITH KAELA THAT MAKES ONLOOKERS UNCOMFORTABLE, PASSIONATE WOMB BUSTING LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, LEARNING INDONESIAN FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF IMPRESSING KAELA'S PARENTS, TAKING A BLACKSMITHING COURSE SO I CAN WORK ALONGSIDE MY WIFE KAELA, DOMINATING BIJOE WITH KAELA, GIVING KAELA THE PUSSY POUNDING OF A LIFETIME AND HAVING HER LEGLOCK ME WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEVER MY SPINE, GLAZING KAELA'S CUMZONE WITH MY GOO, PERFORMING ARCHAIC RITUALS TO SUMMON MULTIPLE KAELA'S INTO OUR REALM TO ACHEIVE THE KAELA SINGULARITY, SHOVING MY COCK UP OLLIE'S ASS WHILE KAELA SITS ON HER FACE, RESEARCHING THE BEST GRINDY AUTISM FEST GAMES FOR KAELA TO ENJOY ON AND OFF STREAM, SLATHERING KAELA'S SOLES WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A DEGENERATE, UPLOADING MY CONCIOUSNESS TO THE CLOUD SO I CAN MATERIALIZE MID KAELA 3D SHOWCASE AND IMPREGNATE HER LIVE, ROCKNAPPING BIJOE AND APPRAISING HER SMALL BODY WITH KAELA, PLAYING SHITTY MOBA GAMES WITH KAELA TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR KAELA, HAVING A 69 HOUR ENDURANCE SEX MARATHON FEATURING SPECIAL SEGMENTS AND GUEST APPEARANCES WITH KAELA, BECOMING AN ELITE GYMNAST AND ACROBATIC SO I CAN HAVE GRAVITY DEFYING MIDAIR SEX WITH KAELA, INFILTRATING THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE TO STEAL THE SHADOW CLONE JUTSU SCROLL SO I CAN MAKE CLONES OF MYSELF AND SEX KAELA LIKE IN THIS IMAGE https://files.catbox.moe/ze92r8.jpg
>>79717725No, she's lamenting the fact that she doesn't have a live-in-manager (boyfriend) to do that for her.
CUTE
ONE MINUTE IN AND THE ITALIAN RACISM IS ALREADY BEGINNING
>30 seconds in>Shiori is already being racist against italians
Bae a cute.
>2 vertical streams rn...
>>79717720 (me)>>79717711motherfucker i'm always late.anyway HAACHAMA LOVE
Not even 5 minutes and Shiori already being racist to Italians
I love Mori!
>>79717702why are her gitch coming off
>less than 1 minutes in the stream>already makes fun of Italian kouhai
>>79640697>>79640697>>79640697Counter-grudgepost once more for good measure. Get fucked.
Bros
Gigi love!!
the creature
shiori's sex model is wasted on herher artist is rolling in his grave and he's not even dead yet
how the fuck do you have a fear of dragons? they aren't even real
bros nendovella is the cutest thing bros
I want to tinker with Cici's mechanics.
Sell me on Bae
>>79717864
Can Shiori try bouncing up and down with that model?
>>79717829Bae cute!And DEAD
>>79717898komodo dragons are real
Shiori scares me
her ears look fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9pdHmIxjrY
Lapsama my friend
When did Mori start speaking more, "girly?"
I miss Kronii...
>was going to take my diet seriously yesterday>my mother gave me chocolates and my boss gave me doughnuts >now today I feel like eating burgerslopwhy is it all so hard
This thing is too sexy
>>79717907Sell you on Bae.
BROS BEFORE HOESBROS BEFORE HOES
sometimes I have to remind myself that Shiori exists
BROS BEFORE HOES
>>79717903I thought she was an automatondo those have machinery?
>>79717937meds
>>79717812>SNIPER SHOTTING MY LOAD ACROSS INTERNATIONAL WATERS AND SOVEREIGN BORDERS TO PRECISION IMPREGNATE KAELA'S WOMBgets me every fucking time
Lmao Shiori
BROS B4 HOS
>>79717817That live in manager? ME
>>79717956A few months after debut, in fucking 2020
>>79717832shiori and ?
Going to have to bump up shiori on the singer tier lists for this one
>>79717907She's a mess, that's what I like about her best.
shiori is the last person i expected to fully embrace becoming a lolituber
>>79717938>5ch is sexless>4ch is too much sex
FUCKING DEADBEATS
I'm at my limit with this cutie
Sell me on IRyS
A FUCKING DEADBEAT
>>79717823>>79717828>>79717858>>79717874Based Shiori
>>79717896Nah that's just you being a colossal homosexual
>>79717907Dork
Never trust a hoe
>>79718026hot
Lmao the deadbeat got her again
I can't wait for Mori to reach the Skibidi Avatar
>>79717829Bae cute!
>NEFFEXWhy does she do this
Tonight is a good night.
>>79717907a sniper took her down with deadly precision
>>79717896>shiori's sex model is wasted on herShe fits it perfectly, what? It's goddamn incredible how uniquely sexy her model is with her unhinged personality and weird sex voice
>>79716873Posts like what?
>>79717959just gotta keep at it manI was go on a run this morning but I ended up waking up too late and then eating a small bowl of frozen grapes covered in sugar and lemonlime juice. We just gotta try again tomorrow
>>79717907She's a budget Kiara you can watch when no one else is on, otherwise I wouldn't bother
Shiori cant sing...
>neffex garbage againwhy does shiori hate having fans
shiori lol...
Fuck this thing
>>79718111>>79718106Rainforest humor
>>79718124Lacks confidence to sing anything else
>>79717985Look up "automaton" on Google anon
I was half right>>79715983
These guys have a way with lyrics
league mention
>>79717896Literally the best fit possible for the weirdo kooky goth girl look
>>79717907Wide hips, thick thighs, round butt, small waist, sizable chest, short
Broskis over hoeskis.
How the FUCK did Mori not get hit there?? lmao
Is this Shiori's idea of gangsta?
lmao what the fuck is this song? Is Shiori is a 12 year old boy?
>>79718136Her model absolutely does NOT fit her
I think Shiori is a pickme
Oh no my Mori is going to punish me later, how scary ahaha
>>79718174>$27 for a bowl of broth and some porkNah senpai too rich for my blood
>>79717896
Shiori prefers Bros over Hoes
Any chance of Shiorin saying the n-word tonight?
>>79718187how much SC money did she rake in?
>>79718225>Anime Girl Goes Through Her Gangsta Arcof course!
>>79718186I was led to believe that she was magically operated
>>79718222Just like how Ame doesn't get hit sometimes. This game is buggy as hell
>>79718216vince did the long island iced z dirty. dude got over on his own terms and vinny mac fucked him for it.
>I put my hoes before -
The bros...
>>79718249I'm gonna pick your ass if you don't shut up
>>79717798Is Fauna a rich fratsister who will get her dad to sue you if you cross her?
hey man
>>79717938She's talking about the youtube chat filter though, the imageboard thumbnail is clickbait.
>>79718243Deranged retard
I'm not a novellite but god I want to fuck the shit out of Chibivella
>>79717907She's the Wrath of EN
>>79718225Nah, this is the gangsta version of this song.https://youtu.be/3lYKwhVDgbk?si=D7kT8ISCE8EZaZmh
>>79717832Number of #shorts streams used to farm subs:Bae 21Nerissa 18FWMC 14IRyS 13Mumei 9Mori 9Kronii 5Kiara 5Shiori 4Biboo 3Gura 2Ina 2Ame 2Fauna 0
DO THE HOMIEDO THE HOMIE
>>79718269pretty low but never 0
Shiori always talks about Henma
>>79718243You just don't get it.
>>79718138These>>79712623>>79703309
>>79717896REMINDER:Fauna should've had Shiori's modelShiori should've had Ame's modelAme should've had Fauna's model
>>79718174Not a fan of any of the food combos desu.
>>79718281She needs to be winded up though
>>79718243Keep crying about it kek
>>79718174>WATSON AMELIA
>>79718302What would this smell like?
>>79717938is that the shadow clone kaela poster
>>79718320This was kino
>>79718359its a magic crank
who the fuck is neffex
>>79718352Kill yourself
>>79718312yes, as stated by 1691-san
>>79718207You're conjuring up an erotic rat image in my mind
>>79718319chibis are not for fucking
How can henma refuse this cute thing?
>>79718228This particular chibivella is indeed a 12 year old boy, there's a little penis under that skirt.
>>79718159Haha, wouldn't it be funny to kiss Shiori on her exposed, bare chest
>>79718174Milk sounds pretty tasty
>>79718397I'll magically crank my penis into her vagina if you know what I mean.
>>79718438this is two men kissing
>>79718174I can't believe Ame Milk actually became a thing
eyy look, it's Mori!
I didnt know shiori was goint to stream
I want Mori to sign my spear if you know what i mean
>>79718352Ame does not want to be sexy. Fauna would thrive in Shiori's outfit though.
Henma live bonking of Shiori
>>79718330I don't remember Ame doing another short. Or I just have bad memory.
>>79718438Boys aren't supposed to dress like girls and kiss each other.
Mori is making fun of deadbeats :(
>>79718438the girl on the right is cute
>>79718207Bae's hips aren't that wide
>>79718382The smell in the image would likely be unpleasant, like a strong and pungent odor that you'd want to avoid. Think of something like a combination of rotten eggs and spoiled milk, with a hint of something musky. In other words, it's definitely a smell that would make you wrinkle your nose and step away quickly!
>>79718287When Ame does it, it's pure skill
>>79718174I want that coaster more than I want any of that food.
>>79718330Your count for FWMC is way off, they've definitely done more than 14 numberfarming vertical streams
>>79718287https://youtu.be/jqbnJw4lnR0?t=2235>This game is buggy as hellyeah they should use this strat i just got recommended where you get hit by radahn and he takes 400K damage
>>79718243Faggotino
>>79718174>Gura shows up twicecan't make this shit up
>>79718459i dont understand
>>79718228Yes and she suffers from penis envy
>>79718136>weird sex voiceYou're gay.
>>79718446cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>79718476>>79718485Stop
Shiori is using too many dirty words, she requires correction
>>79718481This combo actually works really well (also these two need to collab)
>>79718383He made it big
>>79718243
>>79718503Proof?
>>79718530>trying to imply Shiori sounds like a manBro are you legitimately fucking retarded or deaf? What?
Daaaaaaamn girl you got that rhythm into your blood an shiet
>>79717896I like shioris booty shorts
>>79718524It's the rows divided by week
>>79718174Why have they consistently had Gura show up twice in these ramen things?
>>79718524She's the most important Holo.
>>79718544
Whose stream did Bae raid into?
>>79718258That's on par with Ichiran, isn't it?
>>79718544Stop what?
Shiori....
>>79717896Anon, it's not June anymore, you can't make posts this incredibly gay until next year
>>79718565even so
Wait, where's the "lol there aren't 69 talents" crosspost? Do we have 69 talents now?
>>79718174INAMEBROS
>>79718515Not really
>>79718574>>79718589STOP
god she fucking sucks and not in a soulful way
>>79717938TikTok really surprised me with how toxic the normies were. I swear I've seen more misogynistic, homophobic and racist comments on Tiktok in one year than I have in the entire decade I've been using this retarded website.
>>79718576No one
>>79718573granted but it's still funny
>>79718559He's running out of "counterarguments" lmao
>>79718618
Fucking deadbeatsFucking blackbeatsFucking greenbeatsFucking brownbeatsFucking whitebeatsFucking yellowbeatdFucking pinkbeatsFucking bluebeatsFucking purplebeatsFucking orangebeatsFucking redbeats
>>79718559No, but her voice isn't sexy.
>>79718174if i dont like tsukemen is it culturally inappropriate to just dump the soup into my noodle bowl
>>79718519whats going on with the portrait next to his health bar in the top leftmines just permanently without anything in it
Look at my cute dorky wife
>>79718583Wouldn't know, the most expensive ramen I had in Japan was like $9 bucks.
>>79718670Gaaaaaaaaaay
>>79718630Damn, so we're not the bad guys anymore?
Yeah, Shiori should probably stop singing
>>79718675kek amazing fucking pic
>>79718503For her frame and height they are relatively massive, just look at her 3D model
Finally some good food
What a cute and silly CREATURE.
>>79718685thats where you equip a great rune ya dingus
>>79718695penis?
SHE DID IT
>>79718670You're literally a faggot who gets homofucked in the butt
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
I don't usually watch Shiorisince when she has that sex model?
SHE DID IT!
SHE DID IT!!
YAB
>>79718685you never found and equipped a great rune
what can I expect from a Shiori's karaoke?
>>79718603Only 67 active ones, but maybe he includes Sana and Coco to reach 69 without including terminated chuubas.
CUT MY WAIF(U) INTO PIECES
>>79718711You should stop living
i can never tell if her manager is actually watching the stream or if she is just pretending to talk to him and using him as punching bag character
>>79718711Why are you such a woman?
HoloEN needs a noel-tier singer. True sovl
CONTEMPLATING SUIAAAAA
GO SHIORI GO
[Attention] I want to use chibi Shiori as an onahole
>>79718724Kiara's are wider
>>79718772Since her birthday stream, dingdong.
Mori fucking tickled that dragon to death with those mounted lovetaps
>Open "#shorts" stream>Press dislike button>Close stream
>>79718789Memes and buttrock
>>79718825
>>79718802He's actually watching, he's typed in chat before and today too
>>79718846I hate shorts, it splits my screen wrong
>>79718802Henmama is just a collective hallucination of Shiori and the Novelites
>>79718808You've never heard Fauna sing I guess.
>>79718243there was a goth girl at my high school who sounded a lot like Shiori
>>79718870Rape
>>79718571>Gawr Gura the shark girl>just some generic pork ramen with eggwtf
>>79718843She tickled me with those lovetaps
that voice? mine
Is Shiori... you know...
Go Shiori, go!
>>79718846Thanks for the engagement!
>>79718744>>79718787i killed a few bosses and got some great runes but idk how that worksis there an equip slot for them that you have to unlock too? i thought youre just supposed to sell them but ive kept them so far
Shiori's not even singingShe's just talking with music behind her
>>79718846>dislike shorts>actively help improve its visibility
Gura cute Gura cute!
That chorus made me jump
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>79718825This but with ALL Shioris.
>>79718889Fauna got too good though. I dont laugh as much anymore
>>79718330Based gaming kirin. She doesn’t need that shit.
I hope CC plays DS3 soon so we can actually see kino bosses.
>>79718701>>79718765It's fine that you like her voice, faggots. But it isn't really sexy, she's like C tier in HoloEN sex voice list.
>>79718711She's so bad it's good, but it's also kinda charming in a "just hanging out with that weirdo goth girl from high school singing in her room to the 4CD stereo system while jumping on her bed surrounded by MCR and Linkin Park posters" kinda way.If you don't love this shit you didn't have a childhood.
Shiori jumpscared by the song!
Is Shiori the worst singer in EN? Nay, in all of Hololive?
NOTHING'S ALRIGHT NOTHING IS FINE
SUICIDE!
>>79718920Anon the entire story is about obtaining great runes kek, you can't sell them
>>79718881
How the fuck did Shiori take singing lessons and somehow not improve at all?
Ok you fuckspost your 13 year old edge songs you liked to listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyfUR6K12RM
>>79718896>generic pork ramenThat ramen is SPECIALLY cut in the shape or her tail you genius. Can't you read? >>79718174
>>79718892Did your goth girl smell like bbq sauce too?
>>79718675>>79718680>>79718696>>79718834>>79718910>>79718927I want to put my penis inside this silly looking creature
What songs would actually sound good with Shiori's voice?
>>79718951Keep seething on cooldown
>jp management denies song mentioning pp but suicide and cutting is fineGood to know
It's funny that even as bad as Shiori is at singing she nearly has as many viewers as Liz does
>>79718956she's a cringe *glomps u* gf which is great
>>79718965she sounds fauna-tier in member's streams, but she is super nervous in public streams and it makes her completely unable to sing
>>79718965She's like Noel but without the ASMR voice
>>79718965Yes. She's awful and not in a SOVL way.
Shiori sure is cute
>>79718982are those not the things you get from the bosses that you can sell for 50k runes or trade for their weapons?
>>79718991Not everyone can be born with natural talent like Gura. That's why she's #1.
>>79718951You're a faggottino!
>All these YousNovelites are the most sensitive Advent fanbase I guess. I thought pebbles were bad.
I'm starting to think Shiori isn't very good at singing
>>79718920>find the divine tower that corresponds to the boss remembrance you have>talk to the fingers on top>equip the rune at a grace>activate the rune with a rune arc>die immediately like a scrub and lose the rune effect
>>79718996I exclusively listened to video game OSTs back then. I wasn't old enough to get into anime.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECESTHIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>79719027This anon gets it
>>79718706>we haven't been the bad guys since gaymer gate
>>79719022>suicide and cutting is fineThat's every other vocaloid song and Cover is obsessed with them
Boatride with my Mori!
ENTER CECI
Thinkin about shiori’s booty shorts
>>79719054lol ERB mogs her
>>79719066Post pits
>>79718998>2435>2452Kek, these fags get so mad when people say they don't like japanese food
SHIORI DON'T BE RACIST, HOLD IT IN
CC awake at 5am
>>79719020I don't hate her, you sensitive cunt.
>>79718965on a technical level? yeah by a loton a soul level? hell no, she makes me want to love her with this stuff
>>79719066Novelites have been the most sensitive since day one. They make entire threads about Shiori not collabing with males just to own the haters
>Shiorin (CC)
>>79718991Her voice sounds like she has a naturally occurring kazoo in her throat. And I love it. It does sound like it would be hard to sing with though.
>>79719049No those are remembrances
>>79719090In terms of what, dicks sucked?
why does shiori have such a close relationship with her manager
Cecilia shouldn't be awake
>watch shiori>she mentions her male manager for the 50th time in a single streamhow do novelites put up with this shit
>>79718998>2440>kalaiopiI really wonder how some of these names get translated. That's a new one lmao.
>>79719027>she's a cringe *glomps u* gf
>henma is trying to do holo vs holoIt's over
Shiori is not a good singer, but as long as she's having fun then I will smile and listen. I adore this weirdo.
>>79719126israel
>>79718991Because she forces her voiceHer real voice probably sounds completely different
>>79719090 Imagine actually believing this. ERB sounds like a disgusting fat bong who tries to imitate opera because she knows she can't sing worth a shit.
>>79718998>2435>2452Stay mad you tiny wristed twinks.
>>79719120I wouldn't know about that, I'm not a catalognigger :)
>>79718991Anon, Fauna has been taking classes every Tuesday for 3yrs now and the change is miniscule.
Shiori hates CC...
If I drop everything and go to GoodfellasLand could I find a fluffy kitty hag to marry?
>>79718920Dont worry anon. I didnt find out about great runes until I beat morgott
>>79719002it literally looks like a fucking rectanglewho the fuck are they fooling
>>79719135
>>79719152Are there any non-autistic hags in hololive?
I wonder if I ever ran into Shiori on GaiaOnline back in the day
>>79719038She's the MOST SOVL, you don't understand what SOVL means
>>79719138Who the fuck would want to be her manager?
anyone want some pizza
MALE MANAGER MALE MANAGER MALE MANAGER MALE MANAGER MALE MANAGER MALE MANAGER MALE MANAGER MALE MANAGER MALE MANAGER MALE MANAGER MALE MANAGER MALE MANAGER MALE MANAGER MALE MANAGER MALE MANAGER MY NAME IS SHIORI NOVELLA AND I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT MY MALE MANAGERS COCK>every single Shiori Novella stream
>>79718922It's a sort of intoxicating innocence in a wayWhat he expects:>Youtube has its viewer interests at heart, let me help it figure out what is bad contentWhat Youtube actually thinks:>Heheh this got such an emotional reaction from him that he pressed the button, it must be pretty good content
>>79719135Mumei, Ame, and Kiara all love himhe's a good managertop tier tard-wrangler
>>79719170I think she silently dropped those classes, she stopped talking about them and has done some Tuesday streams.
>Youtube exposing CC and Shiori
>>79719164Retard
>>79719022Every other vocaloid song is about self harm or shit like that, they can't cut that off
>>79719175Hot
why is shiori SO FUCKING MEAN to her manager......
>>79719233Shut up faggot, Shiori loves her manager
This isn't sovl. It's just lazy singing.
>>79719233faggot he was literally ame's manager before, he's the autism wrangler
>>79719175man, San looking kinda different these days
>>79719165If you sing with enough power you can fool most people
Shiori is Ame if she wasn't depressed
>>79719253Because she's autistic and he's her handler
>>79719240>she stopped talking about themnah, she talked about them after the last karaoke.
I just realized that Mori has started calling them skibidis instead of skadoo
>>79719246But every other other vocaloid song is about throating cocks and getting airtighted for pay...
>>79718802Henma is watching but she plays up their dynamic to make him a comedic foil.
I love Shiori.
>>79718921That's all rappers like eminem or lil b
>>79719113Post pits
hello human
>>79719263you mean loserbait?
It is illegal to be this bad at singing.
>>79719175>AI Slop
>>79719237Not really, Ame and Mumei barely talked about him
Anya cute!
>>79719287Mori's a scatman
Shiori is so fucking bad at singing holy shit.I can handle Ame's singing, but this is on another level.
>>79719297Ironic post. You must be fuming right now.
How long is Shiori gonna stream? Dont usually watch at this time
>>79719270>Dark Ame is bright and cheery>Light Ame is dark and moodyBRAVO YAGOO
>>79719281>2157What the FUCK, they copied >>79719225 's post!
>>79719270>if she wasn't depressedYeah... haha...
my younger cousin (gen alpha) walked by and saw me watching shiori's streami'm so fucking embarrassed right now and just told him this isn't worse than skibidi toilet
>>79719281Why do japs insult every cuisine?
>>79719300
She's getting better!
>>79719317Woah chill, I can listen to it I have endured many wonder wall repeats from kronii and pon pon pon by Mumei
>>79719304Well she was imprisoned.
>>79719031Noel’s singing is fucking dogshit.
She's so bad...CC don't look...
>>79719347faggot
>>79719347>just told him this isn't worse than skibidi toiletyou just compared it to that, you made it way worse
Shiori cute dork
>>79719347>and just told him this isn't worse than skibidi toiletKek, I'm imagining you blurting this out after he just stared silently and didn't even say anything, that makes it even worse, holy fuck
>>79719270Anon, ALL holos are depressed and/or mentally unwell in some way
>>79719357
>>79719347You made it worse
>>79719347You should have just punched him to assert superiority
shiori is dissociating from her body...
>>79719375Thats why its so good
>>79719237yeah I bet they do fucking stud that guy is
>>79719317Why not go fuck yourself you deaf faggot.
>>79719326I like this particular schizo because he(?) always goes ballistic if you call it a woman. Unlike, say, the egg who's just too busy samefagging to really reply to the anons shitting on him.
No my chibi beloved....
Pls say good boy
>>79719358She's not that horrible when she actually can be assed to sing, some progress had to happen
>>79719409Mori is sane
>>79719428Seethe sister, no homocollabs for you
>Nendovella goneno...>NEFFEX backNO...
>that's my worst fear>holes full of dudes
>>79718307hey girl
>>79718174No one realized it says Takanishi Kiara?
>Mori's worst fear is holes full of dudes
We can all agree that Shiori should just not do karaokes in the future, right?
>>79719347Go fucking get him and make him watch with you
>spread rumorsI would never do that.
It lacks the soul of a classic Ameoke and her choices aren't very varied either
>>79719307that's how I know you don't watch themmumei used to talk about henma a lot
BRING BACK THE CHIBI SEX OR I'LL XLOSE THE STREAM >:(
>>79719409That's just a meme, anon. Sora, Mori, Pekora, Noel or Aki are just fine, to name a couple examples
>Mori's worst fear is a hole full of dudeswhat
>>79719263>Join famous idol company>expect to be doing high profile cool stuff and working with elegant divas>your real job is to stop holos from killing themselves by eating bread, stop them from killing themselves when they try to avoid doctors when they're sick, and stopping them from killing themselves from working 25 hours a day and making them take breaks. You also have to cook for them/ take them out to eat (or they'll starve) and help clean their rooms and sometimes make sure they change clothes and showerwhat went wrong
>>79719409Fauna?
Okay this is the best Neffex song though, it's fucking SEX
hololive hiring Shiori is like when PSG signed Messi
>>79719536Vegan
>>79719472put those stinky paws away
Why did Bae do the exact same shit as last time she didnt show up
>>79719466She takes her meds
>>79719409Does Suisei talking to plushies count as mentally unwell or is it just autism?
>>79719504Do I look like I care enough to read the item descriptions?
Kek at least this sister is sincere about being butthurt about Shiori, unlike the egg who just uses her interchangeably with Bae to push his ebin fanbase war with KFP.
THERE IS NO WAY SHIORI IS SINGING THIS IN HER HEAD AND THINKS SHE IS ACTUALLY ROCKING IT RIGHT
>>79719317YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SOVLKEEP GOING SHIORIIT'LL ONLY GET BETTER
>>79719347should have shown him the booty shorts
booty booty booty booty
Erb who?
bros, shiorin is so cute it's uplifting
>>79719506Must suck, what with being a reaper and all. Puttin dudes in holes is her whole deal.
>>79719347fuck you now I'm watching behind my back
BRING BACK THE SEXY SHIORI, NOT THIS DORKY SHIORI
>>79719522Hasn't Pekora refused to speak to Miko for over two years because of a grudge?
>>79719523She prefers dudes full of holes.
>>79719517literally whenher first 6 months when she was the worst hololive member and hardly anyone watched her?
I think shiori might be autistic
>>79719504No one cares that much about Kiara, to be fair
>>79719446nigga you're the one going ballistic because I don't think Shiori has a sexy voice. Stop being so sensitive. I can smell your cunt through the screen.
>>79718679I mean people will look at you weird, but that's more because the dipping broth is often concentrated and incredibly salty
>>79719577The inner workings of shiorin's mind are an enigma
CHUMBUDS GET OUT OF MY OSHI'S CREVICE
>>79719529>what went wrongsuffragette movement
>>79719620That's Sana
If Shiori doesn't sing the booty shorts song I will riot
Ame: SOULFauna: Even MORE SOULShiori: NOEL TIER. Holy fuck she's just speaking the words. I love it.
>>79717938>1796I'm so popular now
>>79719670where does that booty shorts song come from
>>79719522>NoelShe's probably one of the most mentally imbalanced girls in Hololive lmao
>>79718998>>79719281Where do you guys get these from? Neither the Hololive comprehensive thread or the livestream Hololive thread have EN discussion when I browse.
>>79718174>this lava cake was inspired by Mori Calliope's striking characterWhat does that mean
>>79719636You have to understand, novelites have a persecution complex. Their entire personality is based off of being runts, which is why they gravitate towards Shiori.
Oops all Neffex.
>>79718630Take a look at instagram reels sometime
Yeah, haha... it's the morning face that's making it bad Shiori...I love you though you fucking cute psycho dork
>>79719608
Can (You) sing better than Shiori, motherfucker?
>>79719708She's really hot?
>>79719690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBkG9M3lBoY
>>79719674Yes Noel tier
>>797197233/5
>>79719636There's more to being sexy than just a voice, she's sexy in other ways
>>79719636>>79719719Sensitive schizo, you're the one faggot in this thread who gets the most butthurt when others shit on your "criticism", not even the likes of the kiaraschizo or selenfag get this mindbroken over others making fun of them.
idkshiori kinda sounds like a dorky juri
novelites don't care about hololive
So.How are CC and GG at singing? I imagine CC might be decent and GG is SOUL?Will Raora sing Pavarotti.
>>79719754>kiara leeching shiori
>Anime Girl Destroys Your Ears>Shes destroying our ears!She warned you fuckers. If you aren’t laughing at Shiori you probably take yourself too seriously. Which kinda tracks around /here/
>>79719719>nijisis projectionLmfao
>>79719736nope
>>79719736No I'm worse
GUYS STOP BULLYING HER SHE JUST WOKE UP
Wait what the fuckWhen did she turn back into normal Shiori
>>79719754cringe
>>79719409There are like 70 something Holos you can't possibly think every one of them is a menhera
>>79719674>Shiori: NOEL TIERNo way. Noel is way more sovl and fun. Shiori is bad/not that good.
>>79719736Yeah I'm practically the best
>>79719754
>>79719781GG sounds alright in her songs
>>79719706It's translated stoopid
this is supposed to be soul but those wo-ohs are doing something...
shiori hates hoes...
>>79719736I can sing better than almost anyone in hololive, actually, I'm like Astel tier. And I still enjoy Shiori SOVL karaoke.
SHE WANTS TO TOUCH ME WOAH OHHHHH
>>79719786It's just a raid. It's too obvious. Either that or the monkeys can't read
HERE WE GO
NEVER TRUST A HO
Just got hereHas the thread been this bad only since Shiori started or was it this bad before?
>>79719817Shiori did it better.
Mori wants to build our dream house
>>79719754>>79719817These two should have sex with each other.
>>79719781All I know is that CC plays instruments better than singing.
>>79719817Why is Chibvella so slutty?
Fuck the 304
>>79719736nan used to say I sounded just like Pavarotti
DONT TRUST A HOE
>>79719814Name one mentally sane holo RIGHT NOW
>>79719835Thanks bro, I thought I was alone
>>79719814At the very least, maybe the old old ones like Soda/Button are a bit more mentally stable than the kids.
People will pay $100 to watch this thing perform in a storied NYC theater.
3oh3 might be the worst sounding thing to ever become mainstream
TITS IN FACE
I think shiori doesn't sound that badI frequently go to bar karaokes and she'd be a bit above average
somehow I'm getting hard while watching Shiori
>>79719754>autotuned to deathSheesh
>>79719736I'm okay, I lost a lot of my higher resister in my late 20's.
name literally one thing wrong with hoes
>>79719817I like shiori's booty shorts
wtf Shiori is cool???
>>79719815Do you even know what sovl means you dumb motherfucker
>>79719891>Soda>old old????????
>>79719895damn right
Why is shiori not saying the name of that hoe?
>>79719817would sex this bratty little creature
>>79719886is watamelon a skippa or a rude boy
>>79719835Yeah, I'm a fan of the whoa-hos.
STUPID BITCH I CANT TAKE SCREENSHOTS
>>79719895still sounds way better than Enna
>>79719771Saying her voice isn't sexy is not "criticism", you fucking retard. You continue to reply and prove that you're the most sensitive faggot. >>79719770I agree with you on that.
>>79719891Anon, Sora is probally on the younger side. Remember she and a-chan got yagoo to start hololive right out of high school.
Shiori might have the best song selection in holoEN
>>79719736Yeah
>>79719869>>79719913>>79719931>>79719963Honestly that was pretty good singing
Shut up woman and have sex with me!Based
>>79719895guesses on what Shiori will perform at BD?
what is this setlist called?
kino
>>79719913They're servants of the devil and will burn in Hell for eternity and could drag you down with them.
>>79719923Why would Novelites shit on Shiori? Are u dumb anon?
>>79719841This is the butthurt femcel who's been shitting blood diarrhea ever since Shiori debuted, even though she mostly gets drowned out by kiaraschizo replying to himself 30 times. Almost as pathetic as that faggot.
every day is hoe day
>>79719736I'm Dave Mustaine tier.
>>79719827I know it's translated from 5ch. That's why I listed those categories.
>my manager btw
I actually died to this dancer once...
>>79719988>>79719990
Mori...
>>79719955Kek the guy who posted in the wrong thread
>>79719859I will KNEEL if ever she does "unarchived violin karaoke" and plays thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tjdswqGGVg
>>79719754>>79719817
Lmao that fucking whiffed jump attack
>>79719522Didn't Sora spend like, 3 years without cleaning her room?
>>79719841Christ maybe both
>Novelites are all high schoolers
>>79719981Fuck off obessed monkey
>>79719895People will also pay an additional $100 to let the streamer know that they payed to watch said thing perform in a storied NYC theater.
>>79719985https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU
>>79719955>2617He gets it
WOMAN DEFEATED
>>79719997No one is shitting on Shiori. Novelites just think anyone who thinks her voice isn't "sexy" is a nijifag or a homosexual. Unironic woman behavior. They're swinging at ghosts.
>>79719913very bad at preparing land for seeding, almost any other method is better at it
>>79719923Eggy boy I think you should have sex with the femcel. It would be a win-win for the whole thread.
>>79719959Wait. How old is achan?
>>79720027Kiara mogged
>>79720027Kiara and Shiori should rub their butts together and compare them
>the homies over hoes songGANGSTALICIOUS CREW REPRESENT
Oops!... All hoes
>>79720041You're just proving my point, stop being so sensitive
>>79720078Kek
>>79720039>there are PROBABLY fresh 18 year old fem novelites out there who dress in gothic lolita styleHNGHH FUCK
SHE DID ANOTHER YAB
>>79719837post vocaroo of you singing a hololive song
>>79720027cute
Why do novelights hate Kiara so much?
>>79720090kek
>yab
>>79719895Imagine HoloEN having an Ame, Fauna, Shiori, and whoever is SOUL in Justice concert ala-William Hung. Small event but I bet it'd still sell out.
Oops I Yabbed Again
>>79720079She was high school friends with Sora so probally roughly 25 like Sora since 7 year + 18, the normal HS graduation age.
>>79720073Maybe you should stop being a niji faggot, then.
>>79719957Yeah your shit isn't criticism, it's just butthurt crying kek.
>oops, I made another yabkek
She did another yab...
>>79720125Sour grapes for picking the wrong oshi.
>>79720116I've thought about doing a youtube channel with full on covers and shit actually. But I also toy with the idea of auditioning for Holostars sometimes and don't want to compromise my chances so nah.
I tried to get a shot of Mori looking serene just now but she ended up looking incredibly smug
Im gonna listen on my bed
>>79719913A shovel does everything they do and then more
A FUCKY WUCKY
>>79720145AMEFAUNASHIORICC
Oopsie I made another fucky wucky
Shiori is such a brat.
>>79720087
>>79720184ok... I bid you good luck then.
my sides
>>79720188That is one smug Mori
>>79720152WTF I was under the impression Achan was nearing 40 and was retiring to get married or something.How the fuck did they even find Miko/Robo straight out of highschool?
Can Mori do the finger area in Cerulean Coast or do you have to beat Rellana first?
God she can't sing at all. It's amazing
>>79720087shiori's is probably hairier (good)
>>79720252Some were already streamers anon.
remember when ame used to tease as much as shiori?then watson family happenedman....
>>79719988It's the Girlfriend-who-cant-sing-having-fun Setlist, kinda like 1st year Ame before she fell into the gimmicks
>>79719736Yes, I was in a choir that won a category in the WCG and placed high in anotherAnd I wish Shiori would sing more
How does Henma not go feral and have an actual "this brat needs correction" moment from all of this teasing
>Oh! Because they're in sync!Shiori................
>>79720266This karaoke is quite fun.
>Nooo you're just being sensitive!!!1This faggot also has similar melties against Mumei, and always without fault gets mindbroken if you call "it" a woman.
>>79720073>>79717896>>79719428>>79719138And i'm not counting the ones that talk about her singing because everyone can have certain preferences nor the ones that are shitting on novelites that are clearly bait
>>79720327He has experience with shitty autistic children.
>>79720327How do you know he doesnt
>>79720327unlike this thread, he probably has a girlfriend and doesn't need to lust over the girl he's babysitting
>>79720334Just proving my point.
>>79720186Not now selenfag
>>79720265yeah, you don't have to beat rellana for shit
>>79719317Shiori is Ame without depression, family issues and 3 layers of irony.
>>79701309Kiarathis FBK outfit
>>79720365Yes, woman.
>>79720162Then why are you so upset?
>>79720114>there are PROBABLY fresh 18 year old fem novelites out there who dress in gothic lolita styleWhat Fauna would have been like, a decade ago or something
>>79720362My theory: he's gay.Think about it.
BLUE TRIANGLE HATE
>>79720314no wonder why most teamates come to Shiori when Ame is absent
>>79720365>
>>79720380Shiori loves her parents!
>>79720376Michael Zack got me again, Rellana is fucking optional. The Hippo is optional. There's only 4 bosses you need to fight.
>>79720327Because he is a professional with many years in the industry, he wouldn't have the position he does if I couldn't be trusted.
shiori nothis is a triangle company
>>79720380So Shiori is Ame
>>79719920Do YOU?
>>79720380
>Makes bait>Someone replies to bait>"STOP BEING SENSITIVE"What do you call this?
>>79720303When family puts you to depression, they will make you more serious. It's a fact
>>79720392I am simply incapable of seeing Fubuki in a sexual light
>>79720429>Shiori loves her parents!
>>79720380Somehow wrong in all 3 fronts. I'll give "no depression" but only now.
>Anime Girl Goes Through Her Gangsta Archas she said nigga yet
would shiori like being tongued in her pooper
sell me on her singing, is it sovl?
I don't think Ame and Shiori ever streamed at the same time
>>79720435>if I couldn't be trusted
catching up on the dogeza stream, Bae cute
>>79720351>Post talking about her model>Obvious shitposter>Post talking about her male managerMaybe stop being so sensitive?
>>79720473she'd probably laugh
What will happen to her if she says nigger
>>79720403Post pits btw
>>79720266it's so glorious
>>79720450sorry about your broke dick
I really like this song and Shiori is butchering it... But at least she's cute...
>>79720464hey man she's the one who keeps saying it..
>>79720414Pickleman has chosen Shiori over Ame now btw.
>>79720472she did say busta
How the fuck do we tell Shiori to actually learn how to sing?
>>79720446Anons being sensitive?
What the fuck is this playlist?
>>79720513He's trying to get in with ERB too.
>>79720327Because it’s a bit.
>>79720473She'd laugh at you then leglock your head if you tried to stop.
>>79720478They've raided each other before so you're wrong already.
>>79720446Female attention seeking behavior
>>79720503>>79719326
>>79720524Some people are just, not cut out for it man. Let her be.
>>79720524And ruin it for everyone? Pshhh.
>>79720327He has his hands full with his real problem managee, Ame. He just leaves Shiori to do her thing.
>>79720327He managed Ame and Mumei before
>>79720491Sure sis.
>>79720473i could make her cry
>>79720446Woman defense tactics, guys just insult back
>your oshi>hottest holo that isn't your oshi
>>79720446anons falling for bait and getting trolled hardcore style!
is Kiara the only EN to ever say nigga?
>>79720545Ehh really? That guy is weird,
Someone should tell her to use echo, that counts for something. Not much, but something.
>>79720603>gura>kobo
>>79720607huh? Knee Gurr?
Mori is finger size shaming...
>>79720380American parenting vs Asian-American parenting
>>79717938Do 5chers not have ritual posts?
Oh good god she is actually trying for this one...
>>79720446Maybe anons should stop being so sensitive and not bite bait...
>>79720513Who
>>79720529So you are making baits clearly meant to bait people into responding only to tell them they are sensitive because they responded? Is this even fun?
>>79720607Irys, Mori, Ame
>>79720625Someone PLEASE get animal to Japan so Mumei can move in and save this dumb rrat
>>79720569Stop playing hard to get, brat.
>>79720643Ame didn't have parents
PAGI MY ALIEN WIFE
>>79720670>asking for an explanation for his flavor of mental retardation
>>79720625I need to marry Bae...
do you guys think shiori is the kind of girl who swallows or does she spit
>>79720670Anon, are you a fucking newfag?
>>79720625Yep, still looks good to me. I kinda want to eat some right now.
>>79718638why is it whenever I visit /hlgg/, there's a Kiara soundpost for any sort of situationthe sheer variance is on another level
shiori is taking these henma jokes a bit too far it's getting really distasteful
>>79720625looks good as fuck
>>79717938I'm suprised by their reactions when it seems half the posts from there that get posted on here are hornyposting, though maybe they're being sarcastic?
>>79720625I want to cook fried rice for her so bad.
>>79720625this looks completely fine?
>>79720625i'd eat it
>>79720603GuraBiboo
>>79720625Seems fine, though maybe too much sauce
Henma...
>>79720524NO. Four years of constant training, practice and lessons have almost ruined Ame. NO.
>>79720670Do you even know what trolling is?
>>79720625
If I was henma I absolutely WOULD fuck shiori
>>79720575Isn't it the oopposite? Ame barely talks about him and he seems to use hands off approach with her.
>>79720732Why is Ela so hot?
>>79720473>Yeah, you like that, you little booty licker
>>79720625This aint girlfailure
>>79720625>actually tries to cookWife material
henma suffers so much...
>>79720711She snowballs.
>>79720380>withoutAnon pls...She's not Ame
>>79720764t. Mel's manager
I don't appreciate Shiori openly flirting with Henma like this
I hope henma gets paid well lmao
>>79720603GuraGigi right now
>>79720769It's her autism super power
>>79720625it looks alright, the only thing that's missing are some eggs
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>79720625Looks great. Would absolutely down this
>>79720680>Mumei>saving her
Is Shiori the talent that asserts their dominance on their manager the most instead of the other way around?
dudul draws really hot goobs
>>79720760yeah, it's where one or more fishing lines, baited with lures or bait fish, are drawn through the water at a consistent, low speed!
>>79720806Being one of the most yabai unfiltered ENs is part of her brand, if it was one of the other girls I'd feel weird about it but with Shiori it's just expected
>>79720839The sex would fix everything, I believe
>>79720625That actually looks fucking delicious, looks like Japanese fried rice but with a bit of chinese ingredients (and mcnuggets) in there
>>79720784Most of EN cook, retard.
>>79720764>Henma chokefucking a Shiori plushie with an onahole stuffed inside it.
I miss Ina
Novelknights? explain!
>>79720625LGM AND MSG? delicious
>>79720625Imagine coming back home after a long day of work and having your ratwife welcome you with a nice meal...
>>79720303>then watson family happenedI am out of the loop
>>79720905SEXO
>>79720876Lunchables don't qualify for "cooking"
I miss Fauna
>>79720865I am honestly not opposed to them doing a collab stream, I think that would be cool. Even if it was silent like with Jenma it would be funny listening to her tease the entire time
>>79720718It’s a bit you retard. He’s in on it.
Ah shit.
>>79720876I never said they didn't you stupid nigger
>>79720625This reminds me of that Iron Chef dad on youtube who turns fast food into actual dishes
>>79720816Actually yeah, can I change my answer >>79720627 to this?
>>79720933You're not in EN, schizo.
>>79720625This still puts Lyrica to shame...
>>79720843On the on Cover's page on the Japanese version of glass door there was ex-managers bitching that they didn't have total control of what the talents did lmao.
>>79720876Yeah, meth
OPE OPE
>>79720625I can't tell if McNuggets in fried rice would taste great or awful.
I assume she first heard this on South Park.
>>79720784as opposed to who, I wonder
>>79720805Reminder that Mel's creepy manager was a woman
>>79720941He's inside of her, too
>>79720407I'm sure you think a lot about him being gay, slowly sliding his fat cock in and out between your lips, his tip kissing your throat with each thrust
>>79720937Pretty sure she already did something exactly like that recently
>>79720625Actually looks pretty good despite the chicken nuggets
>>79720953Then what do mean by "actually tries"
>>79720982Probably some stodgy fuck who got someone like Pekora or Lamy and absolutely could not handle a troublesome woman, then left work every day to go drink, gamble, and beat his girlfriend out of frustration.
>>79720625Looks good but putting chicken nuggets into it is disgusting. How the fuck do you just fail at having groceries in your household as an adult?
>>79720982KekOnly the strong last
>>79721014Kind of hot ngl
>>79721002As opposed to your mother, who clearly left your brain malnourished and underdeveloped
We are like 50% of Angry White Boy Polka for Shiori.
Why is Rrat https://x.com/hakosbaelz/status/1807983873185439967
>>79720924she's the matriarch now. buying house, buying car child (lil brother watson) support, electric bill, internet, etc., it's all on her.
>i missed the first 50 minutesFUCK ME
this thing will sing on HoloFes Stage and Anons will scream KINOOOO
>>79721014>>79721060why are teamates/hoomans like this
>>79720982kek
>>79720764>>79720885I wonder how many managers actually have these thoughts.
>>79720186Eat shit faggot. Leave CC alone from your bullshit
>>79721050Aren't most Japanese fridges smaller than a grown male's torso? Most people survive out of food shops and things wrapped in plastic. Only housewives and rich people buy groceries in Japan.
>>79721039>Then what do mean by "actually tries"Learn english before you try to shit fling
WHY DOES SHIORI LOVE TRAUMA DUMPING
>>79721087Prerecorded hollywood magic will save itShiori's cover song on her channel is actually really good
Shiori wtf
>>79721046>>79721055Probably the normal power tripping types who want manager jobs not getting what they expected of being a "manager"
Is Shiori okay?
So this is ShioriI get her now
Shiori kek
>>79720625I'm not going to recommend putting McDonalds in your fried rice but I'd devour this
>>79720625Finish that shit with some shaoxing wine and you have a golden meal
shiori...
How many other Holos would have done that
>>79721089It's just hot to fantasize about it. I would never suck a cock or anything because that's gross
erm
>>79721014Shiori, you should be singing right now, not posting your fanfiction here.
This part just sounds like something she'd say randomly on a regular stream kek
I dunno if that segment was a funny segment or a cry for help
Shiori loves her mom!
>>79720843Jenma is literally Kiara's sex slave for nearly 4 years by now
>>79721155No. Buckle up and enjoy the ride.
>it's part of the song, actually I love my mom!Holy shit Shiori is CUTE
Shiori loves her mom. Mom antis blown the fuck out
>>79721133Wait Shiori hates her motherAme's mother left her and came back to leechTHEY AREEEEE
>>79720848RELEASE THE PORN STASH DUDUL
don't look at the replieshttps://x.com/raorapanthera/status/1807978935004627447
>>79721170Mumei if she was convinced to and in a weird mood maybe
>>79721155That's just how the song goes. It's just more obvious when someone is just speaking the lyrics kek
>>79721129>missed one wordGee Mr. Shitposter, I didn't realize it would be that hard for you to understand.
>btw I love my momkek
Nu metal is embarrassing.
>>79721050Japanese fridges are tiny for whatever reason
>And cum over meoggey
>>79721236>insult the average women who doesnt cook>umm whoo huh whooBrain rotted nigger
>>79721007I hope somebody recorded the event
>>79721239That is a face that cries for help, she absolutely despises her mother
>>79720625>Lao Gan MaMy wife is so chinese
>>79720625>this many repliesDamn, Bae is really the most popular promise girl here
>Tally Hall>actual cute singingokay I'm back
You heard her cum all over the woman
>>79721007WHATTHIS I DIDNT KNOW
>>79721218Is that a bot
https://x.com/armando_joestar/status/1807982436560576705
shiori is kinda cute actually
>>79721320way too big
>>79721299She can cook without using Hello Fresh
>>79721323You only say that because it's true
>>79721007I thought it was a man the entire time
>>79721284>average womenSure lmao, keep deflecting you inferiority complex ridden faggot.
>>79721218That's a PENIS
>>79721354t. Blue Apron investor
>>79721323No, go back to hating her, she's MY wife and I will kill all competition
>>79721218Italians are wild bruh
>>79720625>quarter of a purple onion minced SO fine i can forget it's theredoes Hakos Baelzu know how to use a razor blade to cut garlic so fine it melts in the pan?
>>79721319It's a cock
>>79721320wowie
>>79721296I only remember it from one of John Cena's meme videos.
Cover needs to stop hiring mentally ill talents, clearly Shiori is mentally ill
>>79721372Seething schizo, made I dont wanna shit fling about holos huh?
>>79721218Stream Micropenishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzkNg89Cq9YAlso, is that the same Artemis Ina was 'managing'?
>>79721319checking the account's media tab, I hope so lol
>>79720625Is this a humble brag?
>>79721354Do you just constantly think about Kiara? You have mental issues
>>79721420no way, it got them this far
MORI MOGGED MORI MOGGED MORI MOGGED MORI MOGGED MORI MOGGED MORI MOGGED
>>79721450Who mentioned Kiara
>>79721420
>>79721421>Seething schizo, made I dont wanna shit fling about holos huh?Learn English before you try to shit fling
I hey I remember this song
>>79721218I bet Raora is going to share that with all the other Justice girls, maybe even the rest of EN, and they will all schlick to that fat cock.
>Bleed It OutI'll take it Shiori.
Sell me on Hello Fresh
>>79721420Who is the mentally ill of Justice then?See no one there is mentally illSo they did stop hiring them
>>79721420Normalfags dont belong
>>79721468kek
>>79721473It's a good cock, can't really blame her.
>>79721420no they need to hire more actually
>>79721468I accept your concession.
>>79721460Doesn't take a genius to figure out who you're seething about anon
>>79721442Believe it or not, no. It's Bae's leftovers tossed together for an emergency breakfast.She's just that good.
>>79721488
>>79721481you are a woman and therefore want to cook for ~reasons~, but you also hate going outside and especially interacting with clerks at stores
>>79721299we are hungry actually
>>79721488>Who is the mentally ill of Justice then?>See no one there is mentally illthis nigga has NOT been paying attention lmao
>>79721481The NEETs of /vt/ need every advantage they can get in order to approximate the average productivity of an American. You shouldn't even bother trying to cook without signing up for one of these things because otherwise you probably won't even make it to the grocery store.
>>79720524She was taught wrong as a joke
>>79721442No she probably thinks she's created an abomination because of the sole presence of chicken nuggets in there
>>79721539being a fujo isn't a mental illness, probably
>>79721521Haha! so mad. Maybe next time stop shitting on others to prop up Bae.
>>79721420They need to hire more. It'll keep away the undesirables.
>>79720524I would kill you before you had the chance to tell her.
>>79721420The problem is that they stopped hiring mentally ill talents. No more Guras, no more Ames, no more Mumeis etc. Everyone is too stable nowadays.
>>79721488CC is german, so I think it counts
DO NOT BREAK GR15
Shiori just broke global rule
>>79721218okay, I won't
>>79721488ERB clearly but she is the obnoxious kind of mentally ill not the fun kind
I want a boyfriend
>>79721420Mentally ill holos:> Ame: Ignited saviorfagging mental illness> Fauna: Ignited mommy mental illness> Shiori: I can fix her mental illness> Raora: Retarded italian mental illness
>>79721552>>79721586Being a weirdo is not a mental illness
>>79721582Being a braindead gacha addict is
>>79721583How about you stop biting your own bait retard?
>>79721481Cooking without all the hastle of getting ingredients or looking up recipes.
>>79721410It's chinese chili crisps that are extremely flavorful. I use them for instant noodles
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CEASE, SHIORICEASE
SHIORI NO
THREAD LOVE
>>79721582She's a gambling addict on top of being a fujo. And she still plays maplestory.
LIVING TOMBSTONE BROS?
HIT THE DECK
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE HORSE FUCKERS OUT
Shiori is going back into the cell
oh fuck Shiori no
>MLPSHIORI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>79721622Have you tried asking someone out?
[serious] Who's the biggest black sheep in Holo EN?
>>79721583>shitting on others>literally making up shit in your headSchizo
we're gonna get /ehe/'d
>>79720625shit I want some fried rice now
big fat tail
>>79721588Goodnight tako pal, sleep well~
>>79721672I'm too shy
>>79721677Watame is the only sheep in Hololive
>>79721638Bitch shut up. You do this every single time with Bae.
>>79721671Shiori yes!
DISCOOOOOORD IM HOWLING AT THE MOON
>>79721677Watame
>>79721689Comparing this is to that is mental anon
>>79721677But Watame is the only sheep in hololive and she's not black
Why did suicide squad flop?
Anime horses are for sex, yes or no?
The theme of teenage boys wanting to fuck megan fox
>>79721718AND SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF A SUMMER AFTERNOON
>>79721728is jork anonchama
>>79721748Yes. Fuck what some Yakuza faggot has to say about it.
>>79721743Not enough Mori having sex with me
>>79721718KEK>>79721733You forgor biboo and kobo
I want Shiori and Gigi to have a Yume vs Fujo collab
WHATIVEDOOOOOOOOOOOONE
>YOUR OSHI>BEST PONY?
DIRECTED BY SHIORI NOVELLA
>if you give them an inch they will fuck a horse with itPlease tell me I'm not that last remaining /jp/ bro who remembers that legendary post
>>79721701Then you won't get one, anon
WHAT I'VE DONEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79721806biboo applejack
CMON SHIORI SING IT HIGHER
>>79721806BaeRarity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bH1YHM9MyM
is shiori actually dogpilled?
>/#/ is discussing streams more than this threadNever change /hlgg/
>>79721626You could've just said>Italian
>>79721806KiaraGR15
Cool moves, Mori
>>79721857she's a big towa
>>79721806GuraPony Puff Princess
WHAT I'VE DOOONE
>>79721821What if the person I ask says no
>>79720625Is Bae the only EN that can cook?
>>79721871She is bootyshortspilled
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/a-EeOU4EIOcReminder this is on the official Linkin Park channel
>>79721532>She's just that good.
>>79721806GuraApple Bloom
this setlist makes me wonder what the fuck Shiori is going to sing in her 3d showcase
>>79721895Then you can ask someone else
what the fuck shiori
>>79721874Ogey
Do not ship machines with people Shiori.
>>79721806KiaraFuck off brony
So when Twitter starts charging to make accounts will Cover leave?
For me, it's Grimlock.
How do you even fuck a Transformer? Do you just stick your dick in the exhaust pipe?
She would get along with GG
>>79721971These are my favorite posts when Shiori is streaming
>>79721813yes, anon, i remember. remember opti-commits crime while we're on the topic of transformers?
>>79721971Shiori: robo fujo.
>shipped bumblebee with shiakek
>>79721903Mori can make food too!
>>79721050Chicken nugget fried rice is good. Don't knock it till you try it
Kaelawife
>>79722033Would
>>79722033the one time we almost bullied deadbeats out of this thread
>>79721969I'm afraid the person I want ask will say no so I haven't asked them. I'm interested in them though, and it's fun to talk to them
>>79722002hot
>>79722020>remember opti-commits crimeFUCK, I HAD FORGOTTEN BUT NOW ITS FLOODING BACK, KEK
>>79721957It’s gotta be something easy or something funny. Preferably both
>kuso miso techniqueHOLY BASED
>>79721874>numberniggers making shit up again
