▼Phase Connect LinksOfficial Website: https://phase-connect.comOfficial Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.comOfficial Twitter: https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect | https://twitter.com/PhaseConnectJPOfficial Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferencesOfficial Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchiveUnofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou▼Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui▼Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive▼Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro▼Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi▼Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)https://twitter.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys▼Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi▼Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina▼Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina▼Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)https://twitter.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)https://twitter.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)https://twitter.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN)https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)https://twitter.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki | https://twitch.tv/▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)https://twitter.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclaraPrevious Thread: >>79717046
Surely this thread will be better!
I like to take ecstasy with Hina.https://gofile.io/d/aKsGyMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aksRKh83nwY
I love hime screams
awa
Perceive Her radiance.Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.Captivate those with Her light.Obey only Her brilliance.Aimen.
Pippa is cooking something nice for us, just wait and see
Nini pcg. I love my hoochie mama
Watch my pet Hime scream like the bitch she is.https://www.twitch.tv/himemiyariehttps://www.twitch.tv/himemiyarie
i wish i could see pippas bank account just to see all the useless shit she buys, shes 100% going to be broke in 5 years unless phase hires a financial advisor
>>79724841sleep well, lil runatic
I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.Hime is doing a bito sleepover on twitch! Currently she's finally playing that zoomer pool empty space horror "game". You can throw rocks at her with channel points!https://www.twitch.tv/himemiyarie
Why do we continually bake new bread, only to suffer.
Nasa is a pure seiso idol and I will not hear any slander against her.
watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQ
>>79724920Hopefully she hasn't been writing off the useless stuff because the IRS will eventually audit her. They always catch eventually catch you.
Michiru is having deep thots
>>79724689NOW (Literally right now)Eimi Isami (03:00UTC | LIVE | Fujo Tierlist)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0oNhcD7trkUtatane Nasa (04:00UTC | LIVE | Panty Party)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2L8Wkg19-4Himemiya Rie (04:00UTC | LIVE | Bito Sleepover)https://www.twitch.tv/himemiyarieSOONMichiru Shisui (05:30UTC | 30m | Red Dead Redemption 2 - RP Server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zCLbrn39LQhttps://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisuiAyase Yuu (06:00UTC | 1h | That's not my Neighbour)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4iuKL3DBkwJelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 2h | Minecraft - Tekkit 2)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQGjv7Y8jTMGram Pico (07:00UTC | 2h | Minecraft - TGS)https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streamsLATERKokoromo Memory (12:00UTC | 7h | Members Only: Sweets Gambling - Handcam (probably))https://www.youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_/streamsHimemiya Rie (13:00UTC | 8h | Zatsu, Drinking)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_bl-y9DquINotes:>Memory is taking submissions for an advice stream this week https://marshmallow-qa.com/eq9gibkj40w89mt>Pico is taking questions that she will ask 4 people https://forms.gle/rsHDZJ8jQKm5pA9W9 (For Minecraft or the video?)>Clara is guerilla schedule until she returns homeGirls without a current schedule:Michi, Tenma, Panko, Ember, Dizzy, Saya & Hina
>>79724940
SEX Rabbit
>>79724423Having sex would fix her virginity, yes, but she would be the same woman you see on stream.Or worse, a nervous expectant mother version of herself.
>>79724835Kill yourself
>>79724920Alternatively, marry a whale, by which I mean, me.
>>79725105???
>>79725025>Pippa's entire existence gets repossessed on streamThink about the content.
>>79725131Dude what the fuck
Are any of you actually fluent in Japanese or do you just listen without understanding anything?
>>79725131
>>79725210kek
>>79725234Not nearly fluent but I understand enough to get a pretty good gist of what's going on and Nasa's built in translator helps me figure out most of the rest.
Nice gaming! Panty game!
>eimi's normal anime tierlist>puts 90% of the content into the "haven't seen it" tier>eimi's fujo tierlist>still puts 90% of the content into the "haven't seen it" tierthis bitch is a complete FRAUD
>>79725056
>>79725290Nasa panties. Yum
>>79725203You too
>>79725325FART
Have any other chuubas played panty party?
>>79725366You have to stop, those proportions are getting silly
>>79725366That's legit early deviantArt-tier.
Pico got a JP clip talking about how much she doesn't want males in phase connect (basado)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeyFYfETIhY
>>79725234No I'm schizophrenic so she just says what I want her to say.
>>79725405
>>79725234I don't really watch any JP. Sometime Yuu sometimes Nasa, but mostly it's too hard to tell what's going on, but the translator seems to be getting better.
>>79725432>>79725438I can definitely make her shorter and wider.
>>79725234No but idk I feel I can get the context from years of watching Korone
___ch
>>79725406Rie wanted to get a panty "raid" review of all her kohais, but it was nixed. She'd play it with no problem
>>79725317Most people here couldn't even name 5 anime, vtubing is not a hobby for real anime fans.
>>79725564I think what draws me to Nasa is how much she reminds me of Korone. I'm not even really sure why their content, their voices, their general behaviors are completely different but the first time I watched Nasa I couldn't help but think I enjoyed her the same way I had enjoyed all the clips of Korone doing English only SMB runs.
>>79725453>the fucking sound effects
>>79725628I bet Rie probably gets at least half of her stream ideas turned down
Once Beeko gets into Phase, everything will be alright.
>>79725840anon....
>>79725550Sometimes the question isn't "Can I do it?" but rather "Should I do it?"
>>79725862I question myself that every time I open my mouth
[Eimi news] She doesn't eat any fast food
>>79725550Can you make her browner?
Michell Beegun GANGPULL UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zCLbrn39LQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zCLbrn39LQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zCLbrn39LQhttps://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
>>79725862I had the shortstack tag on for that last one, I was honestly trying to make her look ridiculous.Luckily for you, I can't make her much shorter without switching to a chibi style.
>>79725905yeah right
>>79725905doubt
>>79725234i listen to chuubas to have a cute girl talk in the backgrounddoes it really matter whether i speak the language if i am not listening to them
>>79725624
>>79725550Pregnant please and thanks
Nasa game Jesus.
>>79725234Nasa's cuteness is a force that transcends language.
>>79725234Both Nasa and Michi's audience are 80%+ forever dekinai or "I know enough" (they know 20 words and read subs for the rest)
>>79726301
the fuck is hime watching??????
>>79725982That's probably pretty close to reality
>>79726301yeah, me?
She guys. Nasa just said it herself. Nasa is very seiso.
>>79725951yeah
>>79726422Is that so
>>79726471mommy
>>79726461I didn't hear nothin'
this isn't the kind of sweating I thought was going to happen in a game called panty party
>mulch
Does this dork even realize how much morale she give to some of us to wake up every morning and do our best every single hour of the day?
Brainrot hime
>>79726461>She guys
I just checked in on Michiru and it looks like she's playing RDR online with her male friends. Doesn't she know this is Phase Connect?
>>79726471Built for intercrural
>>79726699Stale setup.
>>79726699She might've forgot you should let her know
>>79726334
>>79726471the pipigger was real all along
>>79726471nigkin nigga
>>79726481
There's nothing wrong with a vtuber having male friends.
as long as that male friend is all me
Mulch gang 4 lyfe
I don't know if i can do this Hime....
>>79726512>>79726703>>79726805>>79726835
>>79726863Yeah, me.
>>79726938Peeva
>>79726699there's not many people who still play rdo. it was abandoned by rockstar long ago
This started as a joke, but now I actually like brownkin.Wtf.
What the heck is this Eimi tierlist
Goodnight /pcg/
>>79727100
>>79727100Nini lil' hostage
>>79727100sleep well, lil hostage
[Eimi news] she's on her knees for me
the mightiest pair of pantsu
Kaneko Lumi
Laneko Kumi
Good lord that was Kino from start to finish.
>>79727035well, that's because it just looks like Pippa with a tan, and not a barely sapient gorilla.
CHAT?
>>79727100nighty night hostage
>raids eimi instead of michi
I promise this is the last one for now.
>>79727453n
>checking out love hotels with my slutty girlfriend hime
>>79727525igger
>>79727464I stand by nasa's dislike of the grindfest that is online rdr
>>79727481try white/plat blonde hair. also stop posting these.
I need a wife
Kanelo Kumi
Thread smells of diapers. Could the janny please change them
>>79727481She is starting to look like a digitrade Digimon.Also good god you're really in love with the loincloth shirt.
>>79727481Hairstyle reminds me of Michiru.
How much porn does Eimi watch
>>79727737Yes
I'm in a love hotel with Hime
>>79727603
They should make a hate hotel where you can take a woman into a room and beat her
>>79727793wtf dude
>>79727714The pelvic curtain dress is pure sex.
>>79727793That's just Saudi Arabia!
>>79727793That's just a BDSM themed room they all have those
>>79727860kek
>This phase talent will peg you
>>79727793Beating and raping anons in a hate hotel!
>>79727871Not enough sobbing and screaming and "Not in front of the kids!"-ing for my taste
>>79727888
>>79727888Pippa 100%
>>79727888Me.
>>79727122>>79727123>>79727152>>79727463Oyasumi>>79727343Goodnight Gumi
>>79727997why would you do it?
>>79728074To assert my dominance.
>please get a boyfriend
[Eimi news] She wants to fuck The Spy from TF2
Kevin should dox every single Invaders applicant like Vspo did but as a joke
https://youtu.be/CJ-R2SvR44Q
>>79728268>Doxfag threadshiter already chomping at the bitKill yourself, holobronie.
>>79728312
>>79728268>>79728381Interesting setup.
My shift at the mine starts soon
Phase Connect pasta
>>79728312I prefer stocking but respect this dragon's choice
>>79727579White hair was an excellent suggestion.https://files.catbox.moe/cs7eze.png
>>79728501We kinda got a bunny of Theseus thing going on here
I hate it when Hime is cute
>screaming in the dark>brainrot while eating>love hotel tour>cute cat videosWhat a nice date
>>79728501>pippa's bangs>michi's mane
>>79728486Wemi
>>79728553Why? because she's a pervy fujo?Adults can be cute. Hate your judgmental behavior.
>>79728662kino
>>79728501That's really nice
I jorked and coomed too many time to ai pippa lewd today... there is a dull ache in my left nut, should I be concern?
>>79728873twist it a couple times and the pain should start to fade
>>79728873your balls are imploding
>>79728873You gotta learn to edge it and pull back more. Don't make this a contest
Someone watched the entire 5 hours of my stream today.
>>79728873Gonna need a pic for a better diagnostic
>>79728873If you have a UTI, ejaculation can invite the infection up in there. Don't do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEPyJ1mW3Lw
>>79728959yeah, me
>>79728959Michi?
>wanted to wake up early for jelly>am still awake for jellyGotta be honest, Chat. I should've blown my brains out at 17 like I intended to. None of this has been worth it.
>>79728873good bye bro
>>79728873Anon, please take care of yourself.
Yuu is live by the wayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4iuKL3DBkwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4iuKL3DBkwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4iuKL3DBkw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQGjv7Y8jTMGET IN HERE JELLY IS LIVE IN 5>GET IN HERE JELLY IS LIVE IN 5GET IN HERE JELLY IS LIVE IN 5>GET IN HERE JELLY IS LIVE IN 5
loomers miiers
>>79729077awawawa
>>79728486sometimes I wonder how para even lives
>Eimi's still liveI thought she said she wanted to go.
>>79728873cant believe anon died from cooming, RIP
>>79729204Phase ENEMY Jesus Christ is on her side, she even has a copy of the Bible on her desk at all times
>>79728486that's just a blue cheese base for buffalo pasta dip
>>79728959It was me
>>79728873You'll be fine, hands off your cock for a few days tho
https://files.catbox.moe/h2r8mu.mp4Reminder that Jesus Christ is PHASE ENEMY!!!!!!!
If I became a vtuber, should I do a debut stream even if I have no viewers?
Hey come watch Jelly play minecraft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQGjv7Y8jTMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQGjv7Y8jTMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQGjv7Y8jTM
I'm going to gift Pippa a sonichu medallion next Offkai
>>79729338need to start somewhere
>>79729338Just start streaming. You can do the stupid debut bait shit later if you ever get a fanbase.
>>79728873Sounds like you're firing blanks. You'll still get fluid from your prostate, but your testicles are probably dry.Give it a rest.
>>79729238Her outros can take up to an hour and half.
>>79729338Do an introductory video, debuts are for corpos
>>79729338Upload skits/story content. V&U had semi-decent success with that and it's really the origins of vtubing before Nijisanji made it a streamer thing.
>>79729338>buy an ad>shill yourself on /vt/ and point to the ad if anyone questions you>posit yourself as a phase friend>be in the dms and tweets of all the vtubers you want to leech off of
>>79729338What's the point
I still feel like Eimi isn't entirely sure what she's doing or why it works.
>>79729338do it but act like there are people watching. react to air comments and everything
I wonder if Michi's parents are concerning.
>>79729417>What's the point>We're all gonna die in the ned.
>>79729416I feel like this is a bad thing to do....
>>79729433Crazy genius behind it.
>>79729338a debut's only real purpose is to serve as a dictionary entry. make a 10 minute video where you dryly go over the normal debut stuff in a powerpoint and upload it after your first week with no fanfare
>>79729338Make a video introduction with a naked dogeza or something
>>79729433that's the best kind of content
>>79729238It's like saying goodbye at a family party.
Why do so many vtubers follow a literal porn actor?https://x.com/CovfefeChan/status/1807927497100779872
PET RABBIT HATE. I FUCKING HATE PET RABBITS
>>79729565Why do so many /vt/ users have en encyclopedic knowledge of cancelable Twitter users?
>>79729565>neither Jelly or Moon Jelly follow this hoe stay winning Starknights
I hate eimi brain root so much I can't stand this low effort shit but I'm still watching
>>79729472what parents?
>>79729565Worthless women who's only value is sex latched onto vtubing to attempt a new start like a blown out whore at 30 in a Protestant church pretending to be a tradwife.
>>79729565I'm not reading all that
>>79729487If you are a 0 view then I will groom you and you will become my boywife.
>>79729565>Like if I never made an effort to talk to my friends they would just forget about me.yeah haha imagine that ever happening in your life hahahaI've already accepted that I'm going to die alone. Not just tfwnogf, I'll never have a single friend either, neither in real life nor on the internet.
>>79729602Our Jerry is wholesome. Most seiso coffee salesman.
>>79729646Its surprisingly relatable but its hard to feel genuine when she literally sells her tits and ass. Basically shes talking about how she has no friends, feels like and outsider, and pushes away people nice to her out of fear.
Pico is livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nUOB9B1hLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nUOB9B1hLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nUOB9B1hLY
>>79729675You have us (:
>>79729565i'm not reading all that, congrats, sorry that happened
>>79729625>he says in a thread full of worthless men obsessed with jacking off to cartoon women that will never love them
The maids all hate their customers want to kill them
>>79729736Not really. Like all service jobs it's a performance. Some people you hate, some you really like.
>>79729729>worthless menspeak for yourself buddy
[jerry news]
jell...
>>79729729Stop gooning
>>79725234Michiru talks slowly enough with simple words so I use her to help in language learning.
>>79725234Somewhat I guess I can definitely get N3 if I took it and maybe N2 on a good day
I will marry her and put a baby inside her
>>79729817Madoka is now as old as Cowboy Bebop was when Madoka came out.
>>79729817hagjellyhagjellyhagjellyhagjelly
>>79729865How are you gonna fit a baby inside her? Sounds painful
>>79729865>passing on her inferior genes
>>79729881that can't be right, madoka started airing right after I graduated
>>79729625>who's
>tired from holding a switch for an hourJelly.
Did Clara say when she's coming back?
Sony will pay for destroying the Vita for absolutely no reason.Literally the best handheld console since the GBC and arguably the last one to deserve the title.
>>79730072I bought the vita on release
>>79730049she's so weak its cute
>>79730065when I let her
>>79729881Dam Cowboy Bebop is order than me, I remember my dad watching it with me as a kid
>>79730119Well hurry the fuck up
do the phase connects personally sign all their merch by hand like giri is doing?
>>79730144No they just piss on them
>tfw no tiny weak womanlet autistic jelly wife
>>79730180
>>79730140Wtf Cowboy Bebop came out in the states when I was like in high school are you like 10 years old????
Holy fuck I'm dying from that water slide part.
Hotwife Jelly.
muscle jerry...
>>79730237Shut up nigger
>>79730065I didn't hear any specific date. Before her break, Airi mentioned that KA-CHING!! UP would be coming back on July 21st, which means Clara would not be available for the show before that one which would be July 7th. This means Clara should return after the 7th and surely by the 21st.
AIbro, /r/equesting Jacked Jelly.
>>79730231That chick almost got launched. Her ass must of had a massive bruise the next day
>>79730231Bitch nearly got launched over the edge like a toboggan accident
AIbro, /r/equesting hotwife Jelly looking smugly at the viewer as she mounts another man.
https://youtu.be/uD2cGWdPyG4?t=762
>Jelly calling 110 pounds fatBased. Fuck the fatties.
>>79730221Ojisan...
https://jiggie.fun/YRgHWG
>>79729928My superior white genes will cancel out any debuffs
>>79730345Add on 30 more pounds and that's Yuu's weight
ameribros...
>>79730345>i'm 128 lbits over
>>79729565>Pretending to be shocked and appalled as he advertises his side-oshi
>>79730221USA was late to anime
>>79730393>superior white genes>superiorIf you're /here/ then chances are you're a low quality subhuman no matter what race you are
>>79729865https://files.catbox.moe/dksts0.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ihxgn7.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/v9nphw.mp4I want to fuck Uruka nonconsensually
>>79730393hapas are the most mentally unstable half-breed
>>79730393Google sinicization. Any children made with Uruka will be Chinese.
>Jerry has tummy fat
jerry's squishy tummy...
>Jelly is ~140cm/4'7" tall>she thinks 50kg/110lbs is mega fat for her size I M A G I N E
>>79730448It's not my fault that I was poisoned since I was a child.In an ideal society with ideal nutrition I'd have been an alpha Gigachad.
So this applies to Jelly as well thenWonderous
Harapan Jelly
>>79730434Or perhaps they looked at her profile because Pippa replied to her????????
>>79730400Yuu is also taller than the average /pcg/ poster
>>79730486Not really. The problem ones aren't with whites. St. Rodger of Isla Vista was half jew.
>>79730116Get those tits off my Jelly, you philistine.
>>79730513Damn, I could just carry her back home when she's walking in public
I'm having trouble loading these catbox files you guys are posting, is it something wrong on my side?
>>79730623Why would you want to bring a pale sickly brown autistic child home
[Jelly news] She eats one meal a day and thinks she gets enough nutrition.
>>79730469wife.
Pippa is an atheist and a virgin.
bee bee
>>79730722CICO.
>>79730722You can if it's a good meal with plenty of meat and you have some supplements too.
>>79730722You can have 1 big meal to have all the nutrients dummy. You don't have to split meals into 3
>>79730745Curious preparation.
>>79730745>VirginAnon, I....
>>79730704The other autistic child I brought home needs friends
sex with vtubers
>>79730418male?
friendship with sextubers
>>79730938
>>79730344heh
>>79728501>seemingly missing vae>no adetailer for the eyesremedy this
>>79730776The average man is recommended 2500kcal a day I'm not eating that in one sitting.
>>79730992>2500kcalway too much for the average male of today1800kcal is more like itand 1200 for a female
>>79731018...
>>79730992>2500k
>>79730971>implying she would allow you to not get her pregnant
>>79731056>1800Sedentary fucker. 10ma will never cast her lusty gaze upon you with macros like that.
>>79730992>The average man is recommended 2500kcal a day
>>797310561800 if you're lanky stickman motherfucker that doesn't move off their chair then maybe
>>79731018>Watch the fillian collabNTA but I'd rather gouge my ears out with a rusty fork
>>79730992>2500kcalI'm bad at estimation, how much would that be in meal size?
>>79731056>>79731083Sure if you are like 5'7" and don't do any physical activity
>>79730992This is a bad example but a milkshake can reach over 1k kcal easy. It's not that hard to make 1 meal with all the nutrients you need in a day.
>>79730992The recommended is an average from a self report survey asking people what they ate in a day.
>>79731119Women like twinks nowadays
>>79730992no it's not it's between 1800 and 2500 but it depends on height, mass, and activity lvl>>797311392.2 big mac menus https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/meal/big-mac-meal.html
>jigs are girlyjiggers anything to say for yourselves?
>>79730448Quite contrary, I am a generally stable individual. On the surface there would be no indication that I would dredge through places like this. However, it is fun to be /here/, so here I am.>>79730486I don't believe that nonsense>b-but muh science!Not relevant, I have yellow fever.>>79730489Most importantly they will be our children and we will raise them together, anon.
>>79731141i'm 180cm and 80kg and was eating 2600kcal when bulking
>>79731239FAT FUCK
>>79731119Anon. You forget where you are. 99% of /here/ are fat fucks or skeletons
>>79731228Your kin will speak Chinese season food with onions sauce and play mahjong
how do I lose weight if I'm constantly sleep deprived?
>>79731107I do work out dumbassI was countering his argument for the intake of an average man the average man of today is sedentary
>>79731325Eat less lardass
>>79731325Stop eating
I cant help but smile when remembering meeting chuubas at offkai :D
>>79731351>>79731352I barely eat and I'm still gaining weight from not sleeping.
>>79731325Eat less. Drink water. Sleep more.
Why does she claim she's exit only when she's constantly begging to be railed up the ass?
>>79730387"anons"?
>>79731239imagine kicking it like a football
This isn't/fit/.
>>79730992This explains the offcai pictures
>>79730539Because Pippa is a paragon of morality!
>>79731336Post glutes.
>>79731368"I barely eat except the large bottle of coke I chug everyday" You think the sleep demons are beaming nutrients into your body or something? Eat less.
>>79730387
>>79731271>>79731406Rude
>>79731325This is what i'm doing right now, but i'm also going to gym 2h per day 6 days per weekhttps://www.musclehacking.com/calorie-calculator/
>>79731432no way liker
>>79731377Rapebait
>>79731391Yes, anons.
>>79731377MATING PRESS
>>79731408We have a higher calling than mere fitness.
If you have to count calories then you're already failing at being healthy
Getting sick of conventions ngl
>>79731368>I barely eat>still gaining weightyou are either a liar or have a brain tumor.what do you typically eat in a day?
>>79731515says the fattie stuffing his face with big macs and chugging 2l of coke per day
>>79731436jigging is dumb but the time lapse is kinda neat
>>79731515Show abs. Show biceps.
>>79731554Coke can be 0 calories if it's diet
>>79731476Anonymity isn't enough for you, you have to force us to be just the same thing
Just sexercise more
>>79731574>>79731520 yoink
IMPREGNATE JELLY
>>79731562You're too dumb to fit pieces of a picture together?Ppsh
>>79731554>>79731572Get fucked retards
>>79731598If that's what she wants
This is all jerry's fault. I hatelove you. Jerry!
>>79731592Yeah bro just run for an hour and burn 300 calories which is the equivalent of not eating a cookie
>>79731615
>>79731608I just think its boring and annoying.
>>79731669that's retarded
>>79731672Stop posting pictures of Clara, you're making people sad.
Reminder that women don't like muscular men more than some emo twink.Tenma is just larping.
>>79731644 Yoink!
>>79731712Tenma is a goonette with a particular fetish
>>79731712Women want firm muscles but a slim body so aim for a low fat percentage with low bmi
>>79731228>Yellow FeverBased
>>79731654Nah, I prefer hours long sex sessions
>>79731712Most women like dad bods because it's what their dad had and what the associate with masculinity
>>79731688Whattaya mean!? That's Dizzy
>>79731712You lift for yourself.Also women who like twinks past 23 are on birth control.
>>79731325Stop drinking soda while you're eating meat or better yet, stop drinking soda in general. The combination of sugar, caffeine, and meat causes food energy confusion in your brain. Stress can also be a big factor in how your body processes your energy intake. Outside of the diet, buy some weights and save enough money for an exercise bike so you can exercise while watching your oshi.
>>79731789>The combination of sugarthere's no sugar tho
>>79731654I can burn 600 cal during an hour on a cross trainer, it's
>>79731712don't care, I wanna look like Goku
>>79731533I've never been to any convention of any kind related to anime/gaming or anything that would otherwise be characterized as geek culture. Anything I should be aware of if I check out a con? Most of them seem to just sell overpriced merch.
>>79731811Ok Pablo, you might end up looking a bit darker though
>>79731787
>>79731802just stop drinking soda and drink water or are you one of those americans who cant drink water without corn syrup?
>>79731814Oh I just hate them because the girls keep taking time off for them, idk anything about them
>>79731763Its all Phase Connect's faultThey did this to me!
>>79731841I can't digest food without carbonation
>>79731712Women like the muscle but hate the physique, which makes it almost impossible to meet that demand.
>>79731823I'm white
>>79731880>I'm white
>>79731804Ok now imagine I'm a fat fuck who wore an uoh shirt to Offkai and is currently getting clowned on for looking like shit should I work on eating less or exercising more first
>>79731904I have posted my pale ass hand multiple times
>>79731880Hello Mr White, please stop lying. Its clearly SEA hours so unless you're just a night owl, I suggest you post skin.
>>79731932>I have posted my pale ass multiple timesI'm sure you have
>>79731814NTA butt, you'll have way more fun if you have friends/a group to keep you vibin'. Otherwise it's a lot of down time and walking around aimlessly. So hit up your oshi's Discord or whatever and find a squad to roll with.
>>79731880>Walter, put your Pippa away, Walter. Im not watching the yabbit, Walter
>>79731811I'm aiming to be like Baki
>>79731712This is bullshit, I have a twink/swimmer bod and I get hit in by guys more than girls
New thread.>>79731982>>79731982
>>79731949I do it and then you will not post yours in response, so no I will not be doing it again.I literally did it in response to people asking about Loki's member stream because I misread his fucking post.>>79731943I am a white Australian.>>79731984Nice
>>79731984>not Yujirongmi
>>79732003You have a girly face
>>79731712Women don't even know what they like. Do whatever for yourself.
>>79732021>I am a white Australian.
>>79731921Exercise enough so you can recover for the next session, aim for 4-5 sessions per week and eat a caloric deficit, aim for protein dense foods like chicken breast/ thighs since they are more filling, also count calories and try to get at least 1g of protein / lb of bodyweight.Use this to calculate your daily caloric needs but weight yourself every day and adjust it. https://www.musclehacking.com/calorie-calculator/If you want to go on the extreme you can do a minicut but it will make you feel like shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so22MfcQtOsAlso track everything you eat, i use this https://cronometer.com/
>>79732061Only my arms and legs have a sunburnt tan
>>79731984you'll need roids for that
>>79732007
>>79732117He could emulate the aesthetics just not the size and leanness
>>79731943>SEA hoursAre we the bogyman of /pcg/?
>>79728501Reminds me of the AI art that got made for the guralisk.
