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>>81263566Good thread
>>81263566DIVEGRASS ROSTER POLLVOTE HERE TO DECIDE WHO REPRESENT US IN /vt/ League 7It'll be open for a few days.https://forms.gle/i1WqnVwS2EHDRVAc7https://forms.gle/i1WqnVwS2EHDRVAc7https://forms.gle/i1WqnVwS2EHDRVAc7
I want to marry a hag and make at least a dozen kids with her.
but...theyre old and saggy...
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>>81266090Ripe for the picking
>>81266090Yeeeeeeah boi.
Today a Japanese hag recorded me while I was teaching her students. She had a big smile on her face and it made me very happy. Thank you for reading my blog.
>>81272290you asked her out, right, anon?
>>81272436I didn't get the opportunity to speak with her directly sadly.
>>81272290You better not sell this anon
>>81272603just remember that if you have the ability to make one woman smile, then you can make another one smile, too. someone else will come along in the future, and you will have another opportunity to snatch up a hag of your own.
>>81272779Sell?>>81272920Estoy motivado.
>>81273001Sell can be a zoomer term for the words fumble, loss and their synonyms Basically saying “you better not mess this up”
>>81272290If she uses it in the future for examples to the class then she'll watch you at least once a year from now until she retires
>>81273676There's nothing to fumble. I'm running a science fair for them tomorrow but after that I probably won't see that class ever again.>>81273722That's a nice thought. Last week one group of students asked to take a photo with me too. I hope some of their mothers at least get a laugh out of the get-up I was wearing.
>>81275090wife
>>81275177Yeah, mine.
Hag belly?
>>81275514Preferably pregnant.
>>81275551i want to get every single one of the women (sheep, elves, foxes) in this pic pregnant
Go birb gohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/kr4ZoZpBuhU
>>81275985Nice.
>>81275514
>>81275551I'd love to be smothered by each of their thighs
>>81263566man OP IM TRYING
>>81263566This is the POI post. We need to get a nice amount of replies showing we actually care about participating in divegrass. Each legue there's more and more teams trying to get on the league so we absolutely cant give our league spot as granteed. Reply to this post if you want to see sweaty hags kicking balls on the pitch.
>>81283152Love hags. Love divegrass. Simple as.
>>81283152we must rise to reclaim our glory...before the eggs run out
>>81283152Hag feet touching balls(mine) sounds like a good time
>>81283152Please, take my POI!!!
Asa Koyo is livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InmP_mbqUIc
southern autist hag is livehttps://www.twitch.tv/kotomisnacks
>>81263566Where can I meet Japanese hags that are interested in settling down with average midwestern Americans?
>>81283152Let's go hags!
What if hags but baseball?
https://www.youtube.com/live/7NnDWg1GnBYLolihag bnnuy' Minecraft problems seem solved.
>>81291984Japan
>>81283152as long as they stretch first! don't want to see our old ladies hurting themselves
>>81301185Please don't get my hopes up that someone would actually want to be with me.
Marry an older woman? For the sole purpose of starting a family and living a life together? how outrageous!>>81283152Hell yeah
>>81283152POI?!
>>81315545Mio wife!
>>81318698Holo hagtails?
>>81319401Hag tails are the best
>>81319401I think Watame has my favorite tail. It's so tiny and adorable.
>>81319914When walking past her you really just want to slightly brush it to tease her
woah there
>>81304544Ganbare
Cute Pol
Imagine living on a island full of hags away from civilizationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-rTH21YZuE
>>81283152We'll bring the big trophy this time!
>>81329790Would sell my soul to marry and impregnate these two semen demons
>>81335782artist?
>>81337311https://x.com/TaTaki_worker
>>81274170Update: The science fair went really well. My boss really liked my presentation and wants me to do more this summer. Sadly the hag-teacher was sat in the corner for the whole afternoon. One of the students asked about my Watame wristband. The only vtuber she knew was Marine but some of the boys admitted to being a Shiokko and Mito fan. If I play my cards right with this job I might be able to land a paid trip to Japan.
>>81337588That's pretty dope, STEManon. I hope the students learned a lot and had fun, and I hope things continue to go well for you!
fellow reine poster please slow down, I'm at work
>>81342135Marriage with Botan.
In the event that you obtained a hag wife, how many children would you have?
>>81348669As many as financially possible but I wouldn't want to exhaust her with looking after them all.
>>81348669I'd love to make a dozen but realistically probably two or three.
>>81348669I don’t believe in astrology, but I find it funny of the different kinds I checked, they all specifically mentioned three kids.
>>81350032>look it up>says i probably won't even get marriedfug
I think visiting these threads made me realise I'm not attracted to women my age. I need cakes and hags
>>81353090Cute Button. I wouldn't say I'm at the point where only I can only find a women attractive if she's over 30 but congrats on your initiation.
>>81353344I don't know what it is, but I just can't see myself being in a relationship with a woman my age or younger.
>>81358521baby making outfitplease rape me already
Baby making sex with plump healthy hags
>>81361768My name is Harold H. Haggot and I approve this message.
Darling Daily Dose>>81348669Two or three, twins if possible
>>81348669preferably 1-3, but I have thought things out1 kid - my son (jr. to the family name) or a daughter that wouldn't leave my sight2 kids - preferably twins3 kids - unlikely but preferably triplets or 2 boys 1 girlPolo team (4) - 2 and 2 or 3 boys 1 girlBasketball team (5) - 2 and 2 with a die roll on the lastVolleyball team (6+) - whatever happens
>>81348669Zero. Don't like kids. Don't want kids. Which is why I'd never actually get involved with a hag.
>>81374296You have to be +18 to post here
>>81374296>Posting on /hag/>Doesn't want to have kids with hags>Doesnt even want to get involved with hags
>>81374296I suggest you reconsider your position.
>>81374502>>81375210>>81376464I've got no good way to prove it but I'm 41 and I've felt this way about not having kids since I was a teenager. I know I would feel bad about not being able to give them the family they want so I figure it's best to just avoid the possibility all together. A lot of my favorite vtubers coincidentally happen to be hags so I come to these threads sometimes.
>>81377017>41 years>no familyThat's... sad
>>81263566Divegrass caretaker here, how do you feel about this being our team goalhorn ? (This will play when a nonmedal player scores, which is rare but can happen) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8geCgUBE4Jk&ab_channel=ShakeItUpFan78 It's a song about dating an older girlThis is the current goalhornhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_T9M2truz0&ab_channel=1986OMEGATRIBE-Topic
>>81377867Current one sounds way better. I'm not opposed to a new goalhorn, but I don't like the new one you selected at all.
>>81377867Random idea: You can't go wrong old pop songs 30+ year old women would find nostalgic.Promise - Hirose Komhi (aka Geddan/Get Down)or just Toxic
>>81377017Funny enough I’m in the opposite camp, but end up with the same conclusion. I like kids, but I don’t like dealing with people and the entire social game, and no kid deserves to live in a broken household. So I won’t get involved with anyone either.
>>81386389she looks plump so why can I make out her rib bones
>>81390253What did she mean by this?
Cute PolA lot of hags on the telly btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlTGja1C3bwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CytzVsbP8s4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0zwRdgb9-Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWd2BMJ2EA4
>>81391213Currently watching Koyori's POV.
Wake me up when Mio appears in any of the streams
new pekoramama doujinshi
>>81391918Big bunny booty.
>>81392921PSA: Don't leave your dogs in hot cars.
>>81391918Besides the daughter ntr, is this any good?
>>81394499I'd only read it if it was Botan who was getting close to Pekora only to bang her mom. After all that's one of Botan's kinks
>>81394499>daughter ntrI don't know if it has that, It's just released so no scans yet and I can't enter the melonbook page because it blocks gaijins...
>>81394693well it mentions Peko-chan so I guess its daughter getting cucked
>>81394693True, could be both having fun with Pekora's boyfriend at the same time.
>>81391918>>81394747Who is the artist? The style looks familiar.
>>81395140https://x.com/suica_koubou
>>81395538Old lady erotic.
>>81396264Many such cases
>>81391812She's talking with Subaru now. Just made dinner and hopped on.
Mio's eggs...
>>81263566>Marry A Hag TodayBut I already have. She hasn't embraced the title yet, but copes with the "decently young" line instead... she's old enough to run for POTUS tho.
>>81406716What did she mean by this?
>>81404195post proof??
>>81407275https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnB4Jr_S9asbetween 9 and 12 minutes
>>81404195>>81407698Cute sheep, I'd vote for her.
>>81408432I love her so much it's unreal.
my mom is egregiously erotic as usualhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlMm3lsLgiI
>>81411105I love when artists color in the pink lip color
>>81415644SESSO
>>81415792Very
have one moar Esila!
i could really go for having a japanese hag wife
https://www.youtube.com/live/LTpsUxVuvlULolihag rabbit plays more Minecraftcaptcha 40w4w4
This eroge has a girl that looks really similar to Pekomamahttps://www.dlsite.com/pro/work/=/product_id/VJ013364.html/?locale=en_US
Darling Daily Dose
hi everyoneits porukanoni dont wanna blogpost but a little under two months ago i had pretty terrible irl issues to take care of so i havent been around since thenive missed like fifty porukas of the daymy badbefore i disappeared the last holo that a haggot suggested i make a perler bead melt for was matuli and i never ended up posting the end result so hereanyway i hope you guys have been well
>>81438884Very cute festival.
>>81440551ty anonill ask u guys who i should make next pretty soon i wanna get back in the groove
>>81431642I miss my supermodel Sheepwife.
>>81438884Welcome back.
>>81391918Pekomama sex!
gn hagbros
>>81447525Dream of hags.
>>81283152I have a deep appreciation for females of the older variety, some less inclined to me would even call it an obsession, and I would agree. Go team go!
Self admitted 39 Year Old Hag
>>81452884
>>81452884Is she OK?
>>81453097She's not wanting to be wearing the straight jacket. She's done a hand stream but she's wearing handcuffs so limited range of motion and cuffed off stream
Cute PolA lot of hags on the tellyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSe8kpeWYIwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw3372xVYpshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOLn63T6kDYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ULuxMNSf4
>>81456105Watching Koyo and Sora.
cute hag on the right
>>81459704Which vtuber is this? Have the games begun?
>>81459765Yes, yesterday
I need a short hag
>>81462732Shortstacks are supreme.
gm hagbros
>>81462983おあよ
>>81462938The only downside is any male children you have with them will likely end up manlets
>>81463058It's okay if you're a big guy.
>>81463242Well I hope any hypothetical male children take after me in the height department
>>81463601i need to stop thinking about hypothetical childrenit just makes me sad
>>81464012>i need to stop thinking about hypothetical childrenYou're right, you need to get out there and start making them.
>>81464012I think it should be a source of hope rather than despair.It will happen someday.
>>81464112ive got like half a year left before i hit hag age and thats really not doing me any favors
>>81464254Don't feel down just because you didn't hit a goal at some random age you've set as a limit.
>>81464502just hard not to feel demoralized
>>81464254Cake chan, is that you? Haven't talked in a while...Same...got less than half the year before I go 30...
>>81465175seabro i assume?hi!i was gone for a while for a multitude of reasons but im back
my rigger is starting to work on my 2.0 today officially. i'm excited to see the outcome! i hope you fellow haganons are doing well this week. it's almost the end of the month already... time really flies.>have you done anything particularly fun or productive this month? anything you're proud of? any luck finding a hag to call your own?
>>81466540This year has flown by painfully quickly. I hope it comes out nice for you. For your question see>>81272290>>81337588
>>81466540No to everything but I'm not bothered by it since it's nice when everything is tranquil around here. I'm also excited to see how your 2.0 turns out.
>>81465399Yep, the one and only!I haven't been to vt much between Formula Holo work and this new board event I spearhead called the VGTC.https://youtu.be/GFhnOT2lcc8?si=QOtq1wGD5Rc0iTYNOh, there's three Holohag teams competing: fbk, mion and doog. Plus vrt which is adjacent and has hags in their focus.
>>81467217>japanese hagthat's so cute!! i hope you can chat with her more as time goes on. is she single? i hope you can go to japan as well. i went for the first time this spring and i loved it. i wanna go back one day>>81467395it's nice when it's calm too. we don't always have to be in gogogo mode, so its good that you're enjoying the calm days. it's been pretty hectic for me, but i think i just enjoy the life grind. i really love the new artist who i worked with and the rigger takes a lot of pride in their work so im really hoping that my community and everyone else loves the new model as much as I do.
>>81468178See >>81274170I never really got the chance to talk to her other than polite greetings.
poruka of the day
hags are so cute and breedable
>>81475507They certainly are
>>81475933any time i see momseki i get reminded of how hilarious the dynamic between her and dadseki's designs are
>>814717672Botan sex
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Is it me or are we moving a bit fast today?
>>81485256threads gonna poof soon anyway
