/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Buy Nene EditionThread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this. YES, this is an actual game with people playing it, despite what it may look like in thread.https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/Research 2: https://vt.poi.cat/Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P5oggg7aSEF.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreporthttps://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (responsibly) (you're) (on) (national) (TV)Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6IwThread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/Previous Thread: >>80973701
nenechi...
Time for an imposter morning review.Top 3 upwards adjusts:>Sora $103,443.55>Altare $43,795.11>Hololive $27,519.36Top 3 downwards adjusts:>Nene -$180,326.16>Mumei -$171,852.28>Azki -$84,231.07Do get baited into buying Ayame, and wow look at all that red.
like a glint from the pink its time for the ultra ssr limited time banner koyote review!todays super ultra wao buys:suisei, azki, lui, irys!regular wao: marine! mumei! stock up!wao sells:ayame, hololive!fund review:koyote scientists have a 99.99999999999...% confidence that today too is the best day to buy koyolabo!koyolabo weekly investor bulletin later!-koyolabo
>>81332303>>Sora $103,443.55UN UN
>week 43! hot days are here! mega ark collab! hololive city! koyolabo top 10! almost at 2 billion! WAO!! current value: $1,984,209,725,312.05 current price: $1,215,564.12 current volume: 1,588,182 last payout per share: $29,161.31 now too is the best time to buy koyolabo! thank you so much for your support! let's go all the way to the top! -koyolabo (ᐡ •͈ ·̫ •͈ ᐡ)ﾉ-koyolabo weekly investor report
>>81332797>>81337548thanks for the report/review!
IT'S SO FUCKING HOT
Seems like mostly a day to sell or hold funds, a few are buyable
>>81344290t..thanks you too..
>>81346809kek
>10
>>81357762says 1 to me!
Tonights going to be rough isnt it
>>81363233what makes you say that
Goodnight anons
>>81365234ANON KIZUNA AI IS A 2 VIEW
buy towa!
cash
>>81380493cute!
kwab
>>81376786No.
>>81384989
>>81387324oaw
wao...
Time for an imposter morning review.Top 3 upwards adjusts:>Towa $58,001.71>Aki $41,444.28>Altare $35,939.13Top 3 downwards adjusts:>Sora -$138,227.66>Fuwamoco -$40,674.77>Matsuri -$39,377.89Do get baited into buying Biboo, and dont buy towa.
>>81394303wao!
10
last call for todays purchases! -koyolabo
>>81408960i forgot to buy funds...
>>81412020b..but... i tried to warn you...
>>81412871I saw it and got distracted...
>>81414207
>>81414526AHHHH
>>81418674how does she taste?
>>81420444sorta cute and sorta funny! flavor builds up and finishes in a crescendo that blows up your taste buds only to repeat!
>>81328948will nasfaq set bettings for this event?
>>81421072>Holo event or random happening, like what level someone will get to or something>board event - run by and happening on the board, 4cc, vtl, holofightz, etc.This is neither, so probably not.Disclaimer: I am not BBB but that is the rationale that has been used for betting on nasfaq in the past.
>>81421072you should know better
dosh
>>81429646ANON WAKE UPTHE JOSHUS ARE COMING
>>81431360THEY'RE TAKING THE JOSHUS TO EISENGARD
aieee
>>81432785whats eisengard?
>>81436965https://youtu.be/bZ2oWNsVt38?t=45*Isengard
>>81437240
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>81443575rao!
>>81447183she's so fucking cute
Time for an imposter morning review.Top 3 upwards adjusts:>Aqua $150,233.23>Marine $112,764.23>Kanata $76,668.04Top 3 downwards adjusts:>Roberu -$44,734.76>Mio -$30,879.35>Luna -$28,612.91Do get baited into buying Pekora, and sell sell sell.
>>81457520thanks for the impostor review!
Everything is too fucking expensive
>>81458587except koyolabo!
AHOOOY!GREAT PIRATE ERA IS HERE!
Good day to sell funds
I will be buying all funds
ohhhhh
27 minutes
>>81468168Wonder why it is picking up
best day to buy koyolabo!
>>81470626What about selling
>>81472974not a good day for that!koyolabo is only up 12% but the fee is 20%!i suppose if you are a long time koyolabo investor then it would seem like a good time to cash out but... any long time koyolabo investor knows that koyolabo will raise even more than this overtime! selling now would be leaving mayo on the table!koyote scientists believe that koyolabo is just getting started!
fuck I almost forgot to buy funds. and sell koyolabo
>>81475560
its koyolover...
>>81477174we haven't even koyostarted!
>>81479000WAO
o a w
>>81489962AHHHH
>>81496194ANON WAKE UP!YOU ARE MISSING THE SEX!
>>81496194ANON WAKE UPYOU FORGOT TO SELL KOYOLABO
>>81496194DONT WAKE UP! EVIL SPIRITS ARE TRYING TO TRICK YOU INTO SELLING ON THE VERY BEST DAY TO BUY KOYOLABO!
>>81505738AHHH
>>81499114cute
>>81513151IT'S NOT EVEN NIGHT TIME IN JAPAN YET YOU'RE TOO FUCKIN EARLY DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE
does anyone else get an empty page when going on the site?
>>81519917The log in page doesn't show anything for me yeah
>>81519917im just getting a thousand year loading screen
its....over....where is the log in page.....
>>81519917
uuuuuu hoooooooonk
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
I left my autotrader on.....
>>81527493I can almost guarantee you it's not trading right now
it's koyover...
its lamyover...
So I think honk tried to fix the issues with the hats and instead managed to break lots of things, I cant even restart the server it keeps throwing errors... I've sent honk a few messages about it, hopefully fixed when he wakes up.-tdev
>>81528462es ist vorbei...
in the depths of its koyover i found a its never been koyoverer...
what do you guys think of my daughter since we have some downtime
>>81530543congrats on your cute daughter anon!
waonks!
my money.....
>>81532280wao!
I CAN'T SHIT WITHOUT ADJUSTMENT
>>81534139ohhhh
>>81530543she is cute
page 10 bump!i recharge now!be safe!
ITS BACK UP!-koyolabo
>>81537855REAL?
>>81537855YATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
we are so back
ohhhhh I need to trade
>>81537419sleep well!
Seems like a decent day to buy most funds, but a few are sellable.
I am once again buying all funds
>>81548621wao!
I am selling all funds
>>81552647do you hate money?
>>81555129nyesnt
>>81552647except koyolabo!
>>81539257
money
>>81562638ayameshu my beloved!
ohhh I have to nap
friday
Hello. After a brief and unfortunate absence, Pierrots Sans Frontieres is now active again. Thank you to our shareholders for your patience, and please enjoy tonight's dividends.
>>81578262welcome back!neneshu time!
>>81580219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5prlYsYBFtclast stream!
friendly reminder!marones birthday next week!if you thought this was a moon you have seen nothing!new song, video, huge guests!
>>81578262welcome back!
>>81590555she's got two huge guests front and center!
>>81590556Thanks.
>>81590742YEAH!KOYO AND PEKORA!
>>81559001https://youtu.be/wJic8bDMFoQ
>>81593194ANON WAKE UP YOULL MISS THE BEST DAY TO BUY KOYOLABO
>>81593194boku mo, oyasumi!
>>81596016BUT KIZUNA AI...
>>81596268
Betting board updated.Bets are refusing to archive, so I'll try again on that tomorrow.HFZ tomorrow, as well as a /vt/ match in 4cc.Next week there's going to be a /vt/ League invasion episode of 4cc Garbage Wrasslin'; keep an eye on /hfz/ for that. If I can, I'll put up bets for it.Morning Review will probably return in a few days. I suffered an injury and needed to take time off of using a keyboard, but I'm recovering.
Divs
>>81598681Divsbig/full ones because >>81597885 probably no dividend review, gws betting man
>>81328948>Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:>SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/Reminder to newhags that this sheet has some fancy graphics you can use.
>>81597885>Next week there's going to be a /vt/ League invasion episode of 4cc Garbage Wrasslinwhat did he mean by this
>>81599636Unless I've been misinformed, I meant exactly that.
>>81599749did they make a bunch of CaWs of our team captains?
>>81597885get better!
>>81602578my hands!
>>81513151I know it's supposed to be Friday Night but the other Maharaja tracks from Zero are just as good so I hear those in my head too when looking at this without sound.Queen of Passion and Koi no Disco Queen are great.
>>81600692>[Deleted]
>>81598752Yukiholics mentioned
