no one bothed to bake while I was asleep edition>jong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/>Recent jong streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwAx4WkmBkYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpVZMSY5ju4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p6MP11PBUghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXPmXus94Pchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnqslUngLw8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEiAFi6m0B8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjerlU9wXm0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PsT067SFT0>Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:https://rentry.org/vtjongersJP:https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)https://rentry.org/jpvtjongersWant to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !>Jong news- League is over, Nya2k emerged victorious- Khubie- Doragon's newest video https://youtu.be/PTH275dFrYE>Kaavi's fortuneThe lucky yaku is Toitoi. Accidentally pon that East tile before noticing you're already at South 1? Enjoy the Toitoi of shame, desperately hoping the rest of your hand pairs up as everyone laughs at you for being such a dumbass .Related threads>>>/vt/pcg/>>>/vt/fig/>>>/vt/asp/>>>/vt/mayo/Previous thread: >>81221764
I wish I would be hit over the head by a brick so I could experience my beloved mid 2010s animuse like I was 20 again
>>81333169>spent half an hour baking, searching links and stuff>about to post>get captcha>you have to wait 300 seconds before making a thread>time over>F5 the catalog>there is a bread
>>81333503
>>81333503at least you checked first so we didn't double bake again
Die /jong/ thread!Amaterasu!
I heard you were back. I came as fast as I could to laugh at you.
I heard how fast you came. So I came here to laugh at you.
How do we stop Pippa
>>81333590I'll at least post the videos that I was going to posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvpQPZiaLKQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJRH6oAU6tkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4mTHOmaXbkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO7sgd41vSwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKX9F9F4uashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwuir_8t6WEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poypq7fOb2Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI3vOs2D85khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRXYkzT1PqQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVuQEWOXZ2Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9daLl6Nb-yMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m52nJ0VkPx0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4ugF1NXPII
>>81334288>actually went and grabbed streams that weren't posted in the threadI should've stayed asleep longer and let you bake
>>81334432You did everything right, there wasn't a thread for 2 hours, so it's entirely my own fault for being too late, I should have communicated in /mjg/ or somewhere that I'm baking.
I skimmed the last thread to compile what we have so far on the riddles, please add anything I missed>>>/vg/487025252Trial of learning >>81222167993600? >>81286177Trial of luminescence >>81222708 >>81232170 >>81281840Vod from the first letter of second word, capitalization from first come https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRgJQbMwmc8Videos from the start of the vodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CZ-u5JR2AU&t=324s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcE95BBd_10&t=874sNetsiv Melakh? Paradise Lost? >>81284973Trial of love >>81223023 >>81232626Without love it cannot be seen, Ailess?, Mienai?, >>81287574 >>81287695 >>812873066 characters long means it might not be in romaji.Trial of patience >>81223426 >>81229433One thousand two hundred and five seconds? >>81284973 Alternate mahjong tiles missing 8p0p0s, hag emote edit not used in game either. >>81290134 >>81290509 >>81289092Incorrect combinations that were already tried >>81286469
>>81335756It's chiitoi
>>81337405we OWN this place.
Thread death approaches
>>81335756Latest dev message >>>/vg/487269795>To make love last, you need certain things. What is it?This >>81287754 is implying that the translation is off
Someone post the ad lib form for all the new tourists from mjg.
Tourists must perform naked dozega at time of application. See example image for reference.
>>81342634I never watched PCG but she's kinda hot...
>>81343232Phase is full of hot babes
>>81343359Actually looked that picset up on the panda site...? I don't remember
My mahjong wife could beat your one in a fight.
>>81344485True
>>81344589The cardio alone would end pippa right there. No need to even throw a punch, the mold has done all the work
>>81344759If Pippa dies, her body will burst and release deadly zombie spores.
>>81344912Leave it to pippa to turn herself into a moldy dead hand. Sasuga, rabbit
The guy in the cubicle next to me is snoring. It would be SO funny for a vtuber to clack mahjong tiles right now.
this book doesn't help at all
>>81344485she would get crushed
>>81345689leak girl would send you off with a home run
>>81345689She would get eaten alive for sure.
Jinjinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnAjjVayxXo
I’ll kiss your mahjong wife and you can’t stop me.
>>81348534My cute malewife…
So, when’s the next league?
>>81350847You don't want to know the answer
>>81350847as soon as you put one together
what do you do when you match up with a cute vtuber and see that she's streaming and on the verge of tears after you oya hanemanned all her points
>>81353478clip it for posterity
>>81353478turn that moment into a webm and post it here
>>81353478cum
>>81353478USO JA NEEEEE
>>81353478I write down the timestamp so I can use it in my video
this is why pippa hates us
Speaking of, jong timehttps://youtu.be/Bj0MHsjObo0
>>81354107please dont bully the wheelchairs
>>81354275she isn't even a cripple, lazy bitch just doesn't want to walk
>>81353823Nina...
>>81354107>The term "ambulatory" refers to a person's ability to walk and move around on their own.Learn something new every day
>>81354378She had a car accident, the legs physically healed, her mind did not.
>>81355662canonically, you heal her with your dick or something. Typical VN plot.
>>81355703You force her to play mahjong everyday and only allow her to stop once she gets up on her feet.
>>81356227
>mjg having a melty>jong is dying
>>81357796>mjg having a meltyWhat about this time?
>>81357796>doragon picked up an /mjg/ fan>melty ensues
>>81358048About vtubers, which is why I mention it here at all.
>>81358100kek>>81358077>doragon picked up an /mjg/ fanGood for him
>>81358077>doragon picked up an /mjg/ fanBump. And I don't think thats the first, one of them brought him up yesterday and like 4 others chimed in.
I think doragon's videos SUCK!just kidding, but the editing just isn't my style
>>81360038>SpoilerFair, not everyone likes the more zoomer brainrot editing, but between my original inspiration of MLG montages but mahjong and Deoxide its where I landed. Its one of the reasons I do the longer low edit videos for other games every now and again when I feel like playing something different.
the qb is streaming mahjong https://www.twitch.tv/khubie
[JONG NEWS] khubie is streaming riichi shittytwitch.tv/khubie
>>81361214>>81361245grim, she should've just played poko
Kringe.
>>81364195Steve isn't kringe
Why is every poko patch so fucking big
>yuzu on bannerI'm not playing mahjong anymore
>>81366649it's time to become a Kaavi and start putting them in their place
YUZU TIME!!!
yuzu would never have an orgasm that is lewd and dirty
>>81370033Yuzu wasn't getting along with Kaavi, so I slipped her some aphrodisiac as a punishment.
Kaavi gives yuzu violent orgasms as punishment for being an annoying brat
Women can give birth
>>81372068I call bullshit.
>jong maint>poko maintwhat the fuck do I do now
>>81372068Are there any femanons who can post proof?
>>81372251how you tried posting intellectual musing in the thread?
>>81372396
hey guys, for some reason my mom sent me this link and told me to post herenice to meet you I guess
>>81372512proof you have a mom? also someone give this young lad the application to post here
>anon's mom knows about /jong/
>>81372512You need to be 18 or older to post here
>>81372856children conceived at early /b/ meetups are old enough to post here
>>81372856>2006 was 18 years ago
>>81372991>>81373009STOP
My mom watched my league games.
>>81373477Did she tell you she was proud of you, like we were?
drawpile doko?
>>81372991how fucking crazy of a woman would you have to be to go to a 4chan meetup
>>81373833Ovulating.
>>81373800sorry we are creatively bankrupt
>>81373998>women are horny enough to go to /b/ meetups>im still not getting laid
>>81374158If your standards are low enough, there's no shortage of fags around here.
>>81374158>crackanon now lurks in /jong/
>>81374201They are all after doragon now, even that market has dried up
>>81374201>biggest bottom ever and /jong/‘s onahole>calling other anons fagsrape correction is needed!
>>81374372Why do I have this reputation...
we should have a /jong/ meetup with mikoanon and anons mom
Thats it, im done making high quality posts because you guys dont appreciate it, from now on im only posting kodomo
>>81376024>high quality postsWhen did you do that?
>>81376024kodomo posts are high quality
>>81376143
So glad yostar is updating the server to make yuzu even cuter
Yuzu is a midget
YOSTAR, PUSH THE STEAM RELEASE ALREADY
>>81379329And that's a good thing.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S HAPPENING
that was fast
>>81381667Its only two gigs, and its using steam servers for download instead of theirs.
Majsoul Friends Room 21532(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=21532
>>81381748Thank god
>>813817863/4
>>81381786Started
>>81381786WJ, the steam client gives me power
Well jonged
What’s the point of using the steam client?
>>81382939No launcher, it loaded really fast for me so I think its better optimized file wise, and I did not have to update after launching it so I think it will auto update.
RATE THE VAMPIRERATE THE RICHII CITY RANKEDRATE THE "FRIENDLIES"RATE THE STREAM
>>81382939Faster than web (Assets are downloaded so no fetching assets every match) and managing most shit through Steam streamlines things
>>81382939>>81383002(Me)Addendum: You can use Steam funds for in-game purchases
Lmao the event does not give a scroll what a bunch of cunts
>>81382986qb cuteRichiitoi city is a gamethere's nothing friendly about dama, except when qb does it, should still be bullied for itpretty long stream, was cool, i miss qbpicrel?
>>81382986>RATE THE VAMPIREYappy brat/10>RATE THE RICHII CITY RANKEDPretty sure it was all just MJS players looking for their fix during maint>RATE THE "FRIENDLIES"Bratty streamer needs dama correction>RATE THE STREAMAverage khubie jong stream featuring Richii City.
But the entire point of MJS is clicking lobby links.
>>81386801I'm retarded and typed them in 90% of the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLaLP8d5wxkCapybara trying to be the next mahjong millionaire.
odds I sleepevens I jerk off0 I jong
>>81387539WAKE UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkdcl6EL98cMocohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dOhq9FBy9gGomoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0HiGvJA7R4HaneruNo takachan, no link for your pov.
Look at her go~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srSsDXBIbwMMahjong with Makea
>you can use steambux to buy jadetime to sell my rust items
>>81391879It's nice, still have so many CSGO crates I never opened and never will, as I haven't played it since forever. Those shitters are like 7€ a piece.
I'm tired of being the bump slave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlwJS1Gm_PU mark
>>81391923>$15 box
>>81394432Most of mine are 2-3€ with a hand full of 7€ ones, but seeing those 15€ boxes or rare drop boxes for 95€... fucking weird.
thinking CS:GO was garbage and dropping competitive CS 13 years ago was disastrous for my steam wallet
>>81394930good for the soul tho
I found Doragon's steam account. Should I send a friend request? I'm scared of rejection
jongstalking has gone too far
It’s good and righteous to fuck your local hag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scX6LYqXj7cOssan? Ossan!
>>81397202>names
>>81397202Yeah, me
Wugh wugh wughToof toof toofSquif squif squif
>>81397202I wish I could read
NOT SEX with MIKOANON
So, what's the difference between the Steam version and the client?
>>81402610Steam has more cpu usage and you can buy jade with steambux
>>81402610Steam lets me stalk my prefered /jong/ers even more
>>81402866no it doesn't
Yes, it does
it doesn't link to Steam at all, you can't see steam ids
>>81403064I just sent (and cancelled) an invite to a certain someone here
>>81403188if that's the case, send one to me right now
>>81402866using the same name on steam means you could've already stalked doragon and the 4 /mjg/ anons that left reviews, it doesn't actually enable more stalking
that's what I thought
>>81403483It enables easier stalking for lazy bums like me
>>81403483you should already have most of the /mjg/ anons if you've ever played OJ with themSome of them have lots of anons on their friends list to sift through
You know you can just look up people's usernames in steam and they'll probably be using the same one as they do in mjs
>>81403721I've only played mafia and poko with them, I played OJ with /pcg/ and it was pretty boring
>>81403840I have my full, real name on public display.
>>81403840why would I do that
>>81403840surely everyone else uses separate names everywhere
>>>/vg/487443432
>anons stalking steam profiles>nobody added me
>>81404054I reuse names, but most of them will give you false positives
How many Xapitains could we find?
>>81404712couldn't you have just found him already by playing the rabbit game
>>81404374Add me, I'm too shy, no I won't tell you who I am.
>>81394930Just play don't starve together. More fun, still make a bit here and there
>>81405175Gimme a hint
>>81405216/jong/ DST server?
you guys are gross just add each other or not but why be gay about it
>>81405234No.
>>81395215Go for it, just know I'm super anti social so I'll probably not respond to DM's very often if ever.
>>81405408Are you mjg's doragon or ours?
>>81405514Neither, I'm the harmless imposter-poster
if any of you somehow manage to find either one of my steam accounts I'll accept your friend request
>>81403188You bitch
>>81406363
how do i find jongers with the steam jong client? was i gaslit
>>81406592yes
>>81406592Most people are just looking at the reviews or looking up >names on steam.
I hope people find me so I’m not left out of the steam roleplay groups
>Check steam a couple hours later after I made my review>2 friend requests already
If we become friends on steam, don't ask me why I have my library privated.
>>81408137You can just make private the games you want to hide. I hid 2 when I noticed the steam stalking.
well well well
>>81408386You find someone new to stalk?
>>81408386She heard there were new outfits to buy
>>81408386>>81408666>isreal>No new ranked or friendly gameskek what a fucking dork
>>81408972Testing steam client, probably.
Hadn't played with the Captain in a while, I feel rejuvenated.
New jonghttps://youtu.be/ujhWNQobELw
>>81408354it's a recent feature and it's great honestly i don't want my irl friends to know i play mahjong
>>81410076>kekspert 3 in a friendly lobby with a novice damas twicescum indeed
>>81410175My IRLs know I play a cunny character in Mahjong Soul
No akaNo tipsLocal yaku onMajsoul Friends Room 68405(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68405
>>81410466fuuuuck i just started a ranked game <_<
>>814104662/4
>>81410397i told one i was playing mahjong and he thought i was joking
>aka nashi
>naka dashi
>>81410466bruh
>>81410466wake up and press ready
>>814104663/4
>>81411227
>>81411436
>>81410466started!
furry tag team!
>>81412136Gross.
>>81412136>Furry double inturcural
>>81410466Well jonged!
>>81410466well jonged!
>an /mjg/ poster is going to become a father
>>81414481Boipreggers!?
>>81410367>novicehis other account was M1 last time I played with it
>>81414481you mean like a priest?
>>81414481What a whore. Dropped.
you guys gotta stop
>>81417382we're innocent
>>81417382you can't blame us for retards spewing /mjg/ memes on steam
>>81417382Roger
>event doesn't give shitthanks yostar, now I can skip it without worrying about it
doko
>>81417382It's time we ended those cheaters once and 5 all (which is more than 4 all)
>>81414578What do you think the baby smells like after a father gives birth?
If you dama in a friendly you should be forced to get a tattoo that says damas in friendlies on your face.
>>81421172I've tedashi'd ten tiles in a row with middle tiles in all 3 suits, and you couldn't tell I was in tenpai?
>>81421172I dama in friendlies but only to win with tsumo.
How do I narrow down which steam profile to add if 10 of them come up when I search a name and most of them have their recently played games hidden
>>81422836Probably barking up the wrong tree with that one then, give up pr add them all.
So has Doragon's thumbnails become defacto OP images now? What do we do if he stops making jong videos at some point?
>>81424113The bakers will find a way
>>81424113It's just easy to take them and they're on topic.
>doragon is our mom
>>81424333No
Xenia and Doragon kissing
>>81425007no x2
since I've woken up today and switched to the Steam client I've had a daisangen attempt, suuankou attempt, and chuuren attempt
>>81427127are you lucky or unlucky if you get a lot of yakuman tenpais but no yakumans?
>>81427183they were all like iishanten besides the chuuren, it was ryanshanten
>>81427277sanshanten*
>>81427277It doesn't count as a yakuman chance unless the yakuman chance words pop up
>>81427381I said attempt, not chance
>>81427446Why even count those, I could play for kokushi every hand in a game and say I had 9 kokushi attempts in one game.
I attempt a yskuman every hand until my first discard
>>81427503what ever happened to the anon that always forced it? did he finally get chuuren?
you guys are being disingenuous
>get home>run to computer>open steam>no friend requestsi knew i was the black sheep but i thought at least some of you liked me...
>>81429759I have no idea who you are
>>81429823>Bejeweled 3
>>81430050>posted review after the stalking began>Xenia avatar>public profileyou were begging for it
Man I fucking hate PCG sometimes
>accepted my friend requestit's over for you
I was baited by the green icon...
I don't think we're ever beating the ERP allegations after all of you add each other on steam
JONG GAY SEX ERP now available on STEAM
>>81430480>all of youNot me
>>81430565>>81405299
I don't use chat
I'm a friend collector
>>81430627No one sent any, so my point stands
I'm the steamstalker
>>81430761Then where's my friend request?
>>81430810add jongstalker then I'll add you
>>81430900You're not really a stalker.
MIKOANON LOVE, JONGSTALKER LOVE, XAPITAN LOVE
>>81430973I only see /mjg/ names in the reviews
>>81430761How were we supposed to deduce that was you from the mere mention of chiitoi?
>>81431125you weren't
alright, which one of you is finnish?
I think you could figure it out if you used your noggin
This thread is not long for this world
why haven't you added me yet
shan't add someone who wants to be added
>>81429629last I checked no login for a monthmight show up if pippa jongs tho? not sure if he still whales for her
I never add anyone to anything except that one time that has already been discussed.
Why is this shit general always dying, despite this board being slow?
>>81438808Because /vt/ isn't actually that slow
>>81438808Pippa stream It's not great
Bake.
>>81441709
I won’t bake but I’ll post rooms tomorrow
Im going to roll for sprout solely because the new loading screen gave her god tier tits
>>81441709okay
>>81441709I fucked it up T_T>>81442809