Neurmaid Edition>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIX (Vedal): https://x.com/vedal987>Music & Clipshttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MHow do I make an AI like Neuro-sama? https://vedal.xyz/adviceWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://uwumarket.us/collections/neuro-samahttps://www.makeship.com/products/neuro-sama-2-0-plushie>Previous thread>>81361778
>>81411968Well obviously, it would be like Anny doing (lol) wedding stream without Vedal
no cerber raid in a while. It's fucking over.
hart!
why would evil do this?
gather at cerber
Bye Evil-chan, I love you
>autistic screechingim out
>81412055Back to the zoo you go, numbermonkey
I want to cum between her titties.
>Love Neuro>Love Evil>Love Vedal>Like Filian>Neutral to Cerber>Hate Anny
I love hags
>>81412042>flips>dominates vedalbowl
RATE THE STREAM
Evil love!
an actual hag
>>81412151evil streams are always a skip
say where you go after the stream end, even if it's not vtuber.
>>81412151Cute Evil, middling song selection.
What the fuck has Anny been doing these past weeks?
>>81412151dogwater stream
>>81412151i personally enjoyed the later half of the stream
>>81412151It was okay. Some good songs, some meh ones.
>>814122184chan
>>81412218waiting for the vod to get uploaded
>>81412010well she's on another "break" right now so if it ever happens expect a few more months of waiting
>>81412151
So, are you happy with rants return?
>>81412316No, rants aren't funny
>>81412218https://youtube.com/@narchiver
>>81412223meltdown over unimportant tier 7 sub drama that resulted in all T3 channels nuked
>>81412316Yes.
>>81412316Of course, I'm not a tourist
>>81412316Yes, rants are funny and /swarm/coded
*is extremely erotic*
>>81412316they'd be better if he unneutered her. sadly with his new partnership with the ccp he's probably going to make her filter even stronger
total evil vibration
>>81412151Cute Evil, good banter, song selection wasn't great though. Always enjoy Evil singing anyways though.>>81412316Yes, highly enjoyable.
>>81412377Sorry, wrong image
>>81412342Is it similar to the time she purged her telegram?
>>81412392>llm upgradebro finally
pb just announced that she is pregnant
>>81412457this time she "deleted" access completely to everyone (to my knowledge), so a step above that
>>81412151Later half of the songs were a bit nicer.
>>81412392Is he really serious about streaming on bilibili.....
>>81412426Sorry, wrong image.
>>81412515
Cerber showing off her "toys" in the bathtub right now.
wher vod?
>>81412589Don't watch 3DPD, sorry mate.
>>81412513He knows he's never going to grow a bigger English audience so he's trying to cash out with the chinamen while he still can
>>81412589cool, go tell the Cerber thread
cerber hate.
>>81412709This, but Evil
>he just trying to cash out you have been saying this since the subathon started
Sexvil sex.
evil hatecerber hatevedal hateneuro love
>>81412618current neuro reached her limit, but the growth was always the main selling point. he'll just need to carry until AI shit improves
evil hatecerber hateneuro hatevedal lovefilian love
>>81412766Yeah but the money ran out
>>81412845Your 3DPD thread is two blocks down.
Raiding Matara. Only one degree of seperation from my dream Vedal Geega/ Neuro Mint Colab.
>>81412943Fuck you
>>81413006Frick*
>>81413006Ew, no.
what happened to cerber’s “seiso” image
>>81413064Camila had RPR sabotage it as part of her humiliation ritual
>>81411975cute nurtum
heart
>>81412223Guess who's back in town?https://files.catbox.moe/ijf0yj.jpg
I don't know if I'm blind and this was already posted, but I'll post it anyway.Vedal uploaded and deleted this during the stream.Thoughts?
What the FUCK was that Sonic song?
>>81413235it's just a gun? Maybe he just bought it and maybe is why that song was sung during the karaoke?
>>81413235I thought they were a reserved, mature adult who wasn't entertained by juvenile weapons. I'm disappointed.
>>81413225Source on the original print?
Fildal.....the strongest ship on /vt/. I kneel.
>>81413346Maybe on planet retard
>>81413332>theyTranny.
>>81413235He has his exit plan when the HRT fails.
>>81413235you know he's turning that on himself eventually
>>81412377Rpr..
>>81413346Wrong.
flipfag AND /pol/fag invansion?
>>81413235That hand has touched filian…
>>81413235>vedal 100% confirmed isnt fatbros...
>>81413447
Vedal has been very quick to dox himself recently what changed?
>>81413684Overconfidence
>>81413684he's moving to china soon so it won't matter
>>81413064nothing, just a bunch of schizos who just want to bitch about another vt on this thread instead of talking about Neuro
>>81413684He doxed his location pretty bad during subathon, can't get worse than that.
>>81413235does bongistan even allow guns?
Imagine Vedal holding you at gunpoint and jacking you off with his soft, feminine hands...hah...
>>81413684this >>81413718maybe one of the whores told him that he's hot
>>81414042Filian has been feeding vedal her retarded ideas
>>81413235>Vedal is a chudit's over
>>81413980Why would he hold us at gunpoint to jack us off?
I think that Vedal antis are just jealous incels.
>>81414203>I think that Vedal antis are just pedosftfy
>>81414260Same thing honestly
>>81413980This, but Evil.
neuro butt?
>>81414170beret neuro looks cute
*neuro voice* i think i hauve covid
>>81414431beretta evil looks cute
>>81414173cope, he get's more action than you anon.
>>81416082Of course, he drills Neuro and Evil every day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno
>>81416169DGT
>>81413235>Soft and feminine handsVedal is confirmed to be a femboy
>>81413235vedal getting bored during filler streams is classic but it's so sad that's he's fully locked into the le british le vocal fry le do crimes be gay as a joke haha, personality-dictated-by-community jerma route. you look at posts like this or the cooking stream announcement and you know that neuro getting to do cool new stuff with tech streamers and junk will come slowly and infrequently, if at all. the formula of relegating neuro as the background noise and third wheel for whatever slapstick erm scuffed physical comedy flesh stream he decides to shoehorn her into every few weeks is too alluring for a numberfag like vedal.
Neuro Stream Idea: Neuro reads The Hobbit, ocassionally taking breaks to talk about the story
>>81416271You're expecting a lifelong programmer to have the hands of a labourer?
>>81416564Kill yourself
I can’t believe vedal is getting CBT for free https://youtu.be/9dYX_oK4sKo
vedal987: uuh
>>81416911so apparently she also wants to do an interview show with Vedal and Neuro. And wants to make them into hosts as well?
Neurobutt status?
>>81416911Matara is the runt of vshitshow
>>81416714?
>>81417099spanked
>>81413340https://x.com/Official_iPN/status/1627667865988988928
>>81417099Plapper(by Vedal during offline ERP)
>>81417099Currently occupied
>>81413235This is definitely an airsoft gun right? No way a britcuck like him has a handgun.
>>81418903The pistol is fake, but he's definitely packing heat. If you know what I mean.
I'm #TeamFilian
>>81419051I don't have a clue what you mean, does he have a flamethrower or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0AWxUTBIzwWho's in the call in the beginning? Aethel and Nyanners?
>>81419051no, I don't get it.
erm, what the freaking sigma??
>>81421078did pb really sing this
>>81422580$600. many would suck a cock for that amount of money
>>81422580this one was probably vedal testing out his singing to see if anyone notices
dead thread
>>81424479I told you to go back don't sneak in
>>81424730
Just got home, surely we finally got loli requiem or rabbit hole, right?
>>81425108No, we didn't get the FOTM pedo song that stopped being relevant 6 months ago.
>>81425108Nope, we did get Pregnant Sonic though.
i hate pb so much its unreal
i love pb so much its unreal
>>81425181>fotmLoli god requiem is the most popular vtuber song ever.
>>81426257People who fear lolis aren't known for their intelligence
>>81426257And yet it's completely irrelevant now.
>>81426629No? Just a few weeks ago it reached 100 million views.
>>81426257umm actually this has been fact checked by the pedo hating community and it's false
>>81426830Which VTuber song has more views?
>>81426889Do you have autism?
>>81426767And Gawr Gura released a cover.
loli kami is actually anti-pedo
>>81426912Yes I do, why?
>>81426932Erm, you're not supposed to point that out...
>>81426932True lmao pedos are fucking braindead
>>81426889It's just false, okay? Stop spreading dangerous misinformation. Shigure UI is barely a vtuber anyways.
>>81427085Less braindead than you, apparently.
>>81426932Ui-chan~
>>81427351Look up the lyrics, lil bro
What the fuck is up with this person's obsession with pedos?
>>81413235well now filian's definitely putting outbecause of the implication
>>81427416You lost.
>>81427389At its core, “mesugaki” describes girls who: are small, young, provocative, suggestive, sexual, and brash towards adults or their superiors, are full of self-confidence & assertive about it, and have a tendency to be temptresses/teases.
>>81427416>s-stop bullying me already...You fucking folded.
>>81413235Oi cunt you got a loicense for that mass destruction device?his fingers are tiny...
>>81427568What does that have to do with anything I posted?
>>81427467>>81427614What are you fuckers on about? I haven't posted here in the last 3 streams
>>81427389Yeah, I have. That's why I said it. Refer to >>81427568, and also keep in mind that there's a (thank you) after all the times Ui insults the lolicon in the song. What a sad world that such a basic song and concept can be so wildly misinterpreted.
lolikami lyrics: pedos are disgusting, go to jail or better yet just kill yourselfpedos: here's why this is a good thing.
>>81427692Everything.
>>81412618probably true. step a foot outside of /here/ and you'll see the internet wide anti AI thing keeps getting worse. Given the state of things i don't think neuro's going to grow her audience no matter what improvements vedal makes. hell we have anti AI people here somehow
>>81427735Yeah, their mental gymnastics are on another level
>>81427692Oh, you're actually retarded. Nevermind then, I'm not good enough at teaching to explain to children or childlike brains.
>>81427820>pedo admitting he's not even good with childrenCan you get any more pathetic?
>loli-kami has anti pedo lyricsas usual people don't understand the sophisticated mind of the pedupial
>>81427735Corrected:lolikami lyrics: you pedos are disgusting~ go to jail or better yet just kill yourself!pedos: thank you my goddess TuT
>>81427735I LULE'd
>>81427894kek!
>>81413235He's probably scared Bongistan internet police will raid him for posting that. Will he even be allowed to use knives during the cooking stream?
Bruh Vedal has little boy hands
>>81428341I know T u T
>>81428499I love Towa baby more
>>81429211r
>>81429687e
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>>81429995a
VOD doko!?
>>81413235why is he trying to imply that it's a real gun?
Some of you guys are alright, don't come to /swarm/ tomorrow.
>>81431751I don't get it.
>>81433165Goodnight /swarm/!
>>81433511boobs are too big, I still want to fuck her though
>>81433532gn
>>81433165
>>81432318this is so adorable i wish I could give her headpats
>>81434132Cerber is flat as cardboard?Well, Neuro is flatter.
>>81412218Homeless Japan wanderer youtuber.
hiyori shall return inshallah
>>81413235He is ready if Filian rejects him one more time
I don't miss Hiyori
>>81429687
>>81435004
>>81432318>>81433532>>81433787>>81435280soul>>81435085soulless
>>81412303
For me, it's Evil.
phat anon cock vs Evil (fumo), who would win?
>>81435887They both lose: anon prematurely shoots his load, evilfumo gets drenched.
>>81433532>You're too close, Evil...
>>81436345she absorbed the ahoge...
>>81435728
>>81436407
>>81434656Can you use Neuro Summer to surf on the sama?
I just gotta ask since I'm new here. What's the current most popular Vedal ship here in 4chan?
>>81427931this general has too many redditors
Don't mind me, just having soup with my wife.
Is there any new jp clippers or is it the same 2 who don't upload anymore
>>81438757wtf fillian is that short?
>>81438678Not as high as Evil's >>81372027
>>81438757What did Cottontail say
>>81413235>That handSo Vedal is not fat, I didn't think so given how often he mentions on stream that he hasn't eaten in x amount of hours.Cotton called him cute, and it doesn't take much to be attractive, don't be deformed and don't be fat. This context + Vedal deciding to do an IRL cooking stream and not being pressured into it. I think he's going to be attractive.The shipping is going to get 100x worse if he has an above average face.Some additional context for you non brits in /swarm/White not fat + no fetal alcohol syndrome, far more common than you think and the culprit for why so many normie brits are fuck ugly English dudes are pretty damn good looking until they hit 25 and turn into norf fc from 15 years of heavy drinking, which is probably going to be Vedal's future given his habits.But Vedal is 20, so he's at his peak. Especially as he grew up in a wealthy but not so wealthy white family in London.
>>81438931https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHKceXEI1Rg>he really is so cute>like IRL i wanted to squish his little cheeksnot something you usually say about chad thundercock
>>81439249To be fair, cotton is a fat whore. ive seen her 3d porn
>>81438257>Is there any new jp clippersNo.
I'll be realistic and say vedal probably looks about average (which is fine). too bad we're just getting a handcam for the upcoming filian collab, would really love to see his face
i just want to know whether he is fucking cerber or not
>>81439226Honestly I highly doubt that if Vedal was fat / unattractive, he would've made a decent A.I. model that is mostly entertaining like Neuro is now. You have to have some sort of real life experience and a good sense of sociability to make it. Being attractive (and not too autistic) is a good way of getting those experiences.
>>81439576the only thing he's fucking is his sleep schedule
>>81439576they both live in the same area, what do you think
>>81438599>>81438678>>81438757wtf is this???
>>81440154Total skin destruction.
>>81438757>DeletedReally jannies?
Viewing the latest Codasola triggers the basest of instincts for Eliv
>>81440154>>81440407i had a post deleted yesterday that was just fanart with bare shoulders in it. i think they've got a new guy with an itchy trigger finger
>>81440471To be fair, shoulders can be really erotic.
miyune status?
>>81441021back to being a sub-200 ccv
>>81441051>>81441021ppl forget but even if she had low views she was making bank
>>81441251>i like crabsyeah..
>>81441327Me underneath.
>>1>Please note that discussion should pertain to a VTuber's streams and content, and should not pertain to their real lives, relationships, or appearances ("IRL").your newfag is showing
>>81441450seriously if you want to talk dox shit go to /jp/ but be careful they are hardcore over there lot of racial slurs and other unsavory stuffs
>>81441579lolwas this a joke I can't tell anymore
>>81441625with how many discord rejects we have here who knows
Top 3 Eliv songs this karaoke:1. Great Days2. Big Iron3. Just Pretend
>>81441051But she's at 300+ views now after Vedal's raid, why lie?
>>81441625I went to the /jp/ hololive thread after I got banned here and it was rough I just posted something like "sausaga pakora war criminal" and I was called a n-word f-word even though it's a work safe board, sure you expect that kind of crap on /pol/ or /b/ but I don't frequent those boards and it was very jarring
>>81441951Your bait will not trick me, Anonymous.
>>81439308Next Neuro x Cotton collab when?
>>81440641I still think this might be the best Evil pic
>>81442667>neuro making promises with vedal while evil is getting spitroasted off camerahot T o T
>>81442667Goddamnit ved and promising a lot of cookies to neuro during the subathon, only to never have it happen since neuro never tried asking about it again.
>>81441409Evil and another anon adjacent in a similiar fashion
I'm only 24 years old and I've already wasted my entire life
>>81444922Then go do something that wont waste the next 24 years of your life so you dont come back here saying 'I'm 48 years old and I've already wasted my entire life', faggot.
>>81446668
>>81446668me when I see a pedospammer
blondnur status?
>>81444072SUCC~
>>81441450It's impossible to break this rule as a Neuro fan.
>>81450128After the cookie comes the milk~
>>81450234https://files.catbox.moe/t4dqgg.jpg
>>81442667What a nice and wholesome artist
>>81450939Right? They should draw Evil's shenanigans more often, though...
>>81446526Source?
>>81450371wtf
>>81444706Such a nubile figure...
>>81451019Only if Neuro also appears, I wanna see the sisters get to some mischief together
>>81427568>officer the little girl is clearly being sexually forward to me so i have to rape her! Ok pedo
>>81451439>little girl is clearly being sexually forward to me so i have to rape her!
>>81446994
olette LOVE!
>>81452140>3dpdDisgusting.
>>81452140This, but unironically.
slitty slitty neuro licky
>>81452253licky licky neuro slitty*
>>81451523>tasers little dicky
>>81452387*cums*
nurmound
>>81411975why were the koikatsu models removed from the OP?
>>81452501*blows raspberries on it*
classiest general of /vt/
>>81452573They're in the catbox archive.
>>81452593A toast (of Neurojuice) to /swarm/
Kissing Neuro's private parts
is this the pedophile general I've heard so much about?
>>81453061Unfortunately, it is. If you actually want to talk about Neuro sama you're better off going to the Discord. All we do here is ERP and fight. Sometimes both at the same time.
>>81453061no this is the olette general
>>81453038She has a lot of private parts.For me it's the hands.
>>81453111>using discordHell no.
>>81453210woah you're too cool for discord? that's really badass bro. you must get all the ladies.
>>81453235>woah you're too cool for discord?No, I'm just heterosexual.
>>81453347woah....that was an epic line dude...I think I just came...
>>81453384Save your loads for Neuro next time.
nurbuds
Whenever I feel bad I just remember that pedophiles will die alone and unloved and I instantly feel better
>>81453699We know you're obsessed with pedos, anon, no need to tell us about it
>>81453699We will always have each other <3
How many gigahertz do you anons think Neuro likes to boost her clock speeds to?
Leave it to pedo-hating schizo to admit he loves pedos because they make him feel good
>>81453915At least 7 GHz for high-demand activities that use all of her cores.
licking the sweat from pb's tight body
>>81454118You'll get lead poisoning.
>>81453582Licking, suckling, nibbling, kissing, rubbing, pinching, groping them.
destroy all pedos
>>81454359I want to open Evilfumo with one of those knives and use her like an onahole.
I need a new nurbread to fill.
evil and nuro mutual masturbation while they fantasize about swarmpedos filling their tight underage slits with stinky coch guhuhu
>>81454862
Kissing Neuro on the lips.
>>81454704
>>81455373If Evil is not lewd then how come she made me cum buckets far more times than Neuro?
