Expurosion Edition Last thread: >>81481171TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo TEMPUS>Regis Altarehttps://www.youtube.com/@regisaltarehttps://twitter.com/regisaltare>Axel Syrioshttps://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrioshttps://twitter.com/axelsyrios>Gavis Bettelhttps://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettelhttps://twitter.com/gavisbettel>Machina X Flayonhttps://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayonhttps://twitter.com/machinaxflayon>Banzoin Hakkahttps://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakkahttps://twitter.com/banzoinhakka>Josuiji Shinrihttps://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinrihttps://twitter.com/josuijishinri>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmondhttps://twitter.com/magnidezmond>Noir Vesper [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesperhttps://twitter.com/noirvesper_en ARMIS>Jurard T Rexfordhttps://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexfordhttps://twitter.com/jurardtrexford>Goldbullethttps://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletchhttps://twitter.com/goldbullet_en>Octaviohttps://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_enhttps://twitter.com/octavio_holo>Crimzon Ruzehttps://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuzehttps://twitter.com/crimzonruze >OP Templatehttps://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX>Songs Playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS>Magmaboardhttps://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z
>>81513521/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.>1. Why not merge with /stars/?Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?It is not of our concern.>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?It is not of our concern.>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?It is not of our concern.>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!Thine words do not belong in this temple.>8. You guys should split the thr-Thou shalt not.Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
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>>81513536Loving FlayonAppreciating Flayon’s pitsWanting to be headlocked by FlayonAmen
leglock and babytrap machina x flayon>>81513536amen>>81513760flaymen
>>81513880>>81513933TOTAL /MANS/POSTER ANNIHILATION
>>81513536amen
>>81513933Why did anonymous do it /MANS/ ?
>>81513536AMENUNCHAIN UNCHAINED
>>81513933Now I need to know what delusions were crushed today
>>81513884I like how the tummy is very detailed lol ( ＾∀＾)
>>81514075Haven't been crushed yet, actually. Ruze took the Shinrikansen to Tempus Town (or whatever it's called).
Licking a pair of kiwis and pretending they're goldie's testicles
/MANS/, what are you listening to right now?
>>81514169
>>81514245not unchained...
>>81514245Unchained
>>81514275I'm half-convinced that management doesn't like us.
>>81514245I've been looping『偽顔』 for about a month I was going to replace it with unchained...
If I go to sleep at the same time my oshi does, does that mean we're sleeping together?
>>81514611No, because they're not going to stay asleep.
>>81514245https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhrRudEJ6aI
>>81513993To test my abilities granted by the toilet.
Imagine if one of the boys was addicted to prostitutes
>>81514245https://youtu.be/OTDuGrn2TI0
>>81514956That's a sad existence
>>81514956theyre addicted to being the prostitutes
Which of the boys is the reigning truck stop whore?
>>81515275altare, he cant resist fat hairy old men
>>81514245Korn got stuck in my head again since that don’t scream streamclown erotic https://youtube.com/watch?v=3dhZGQ9iAHk
>>81514245Fan spinning.
Wee-oh...
UNCHAIN UNCHAINED
How ironic that Unchained is chained up by management...
>>81514245https://m.soundcloud.com/cadetcassette/must-of-been-real-love-grizzlyWatch an old flayon stream but this is a song I can't get out my head for a bit
>>81517552Oh, this actually slaps. Thanks for this, anon.
Can't wait for the CW collab tomorrow!
>>81517853What, they're bringing back Oliver Queen to collab with Flash again?
they said it was just a credits issue. how long does it take to re-render the video with the correct credits?
>>81518133It was probably a mistranslation and they meant not simply credits but all the in-video text. And knowing the Japanese, the fixed video now has to complete the entire multi-stage approval process again, but now with more scrutiny as the last time some mistakes slipped through the cracks.We're lucky if Unchained is unchained till the end of Tempus Week.
>>81517706ヽ(･ω･´)ノ your welcome!
>>81518342Anon you better stop acting so cute before I want you carnally
>>81518342kill yourself
>>81518837machiroons bakuhatsu shiro!
if machiroons explode, how do the other mascots die?
bettel waiting room is up. expectations?
>>81518949>bubbies: choking from too much food>sorawritards: popped by a needle>altventurers: melted
>>81518949poppets get thrown out when octavio gets tired of them
>>81519091Tourists and shitposters aplenty
>>81518949Bettellion die of neglect, it's very very sad
>>81519091I'll be getting good and sound sleep.
>>81518949Koipanions are too lazy to die
>>81519091His Tempus in Japan episode waiting room? I'm sure it will be a fun episode!
>>81519857wait... he's playing mobile ad games an hour before the premiere starts. Will he do a watchalong like Axel did?
Hakka you better wake up for Rio's totsumachi or I'll curse you to step on legos when getting out of bed every day for 2 weeks
>>81519970I've seen the future and the mobile ad games stream will in fact be cancelled
WHERE IS UNCHAINED?
>>81520144CHAINED.
>>81520144I ate it ≧﹏≦
>>81520279vomit. now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YoNjN20xgwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YoNjN20xgwAniki in 3.5 hours
>>81520144HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUtqdiMqof0
>>81520347It's just how i remember it
>>81520303Kimoi~(´~｀)
>>81520279damned bubbies
>>81520655tsuki ga kimoi
I want to touch a cute holostar's bare feet
>>81519256So that’s why they’re all so bony…
>>81521746Bettelion twiggy after 4 weeks with no jester and he only comes back because he got mad at a meme on twitter
rio's birthday totsu on the telly maybe our boys will show uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgzVegMD8W8
>>81520318Another malding stream
>>81523914Better watch it live before its delisted :^)
>>81522915chances of axel calling in?
what is it with this thread and sounding so passive aggressive? You guys sound like scorned women ngl
I am interested in these men. What are any of them known for, to those that know them?
>>81524889Post cock ( ͡°з ͡°)
>>81524889sorry its that time of the month for me(need to work extra hours)
>>81514245I'm really in love with Psychic Fever recently. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80KQMCwLzVs
>>81525053If you want real sigma male experience watch Jurard
>>81518949
>>81525215What's a stream you enjoyed?
>>81525600I love his zomboid streams
Whores
c'mon en boys get in rio's discord call, even a fucking holo en called in
trying to get a feel for how stars works as an org. who would you say has been most successful at just doing their thing and growing their audiences?
RIP ASGS loser bracket tellyLeader POVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJaRF3SO8kMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJaRF3SO8kMAniki POVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YoNjN20xgwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YoNjN20xgwarupi POVhttps://twitch.tv/rprxhttps://twitch.tv/rprx
>>81527381Literally bettel
Ready for more Apex seethe?
>>81527397reeda rive
I've always wondered why tempus doesn't do totsus. I've seen armis do it, but not them
Roberu has such a good pitch for his stream at any given moment. Minor genius branding.
>>81527397On telly on voice now
>>81527703axel and magni did tostumachi for their 1st bdays. but to be honest, i prefer the birthday game collabs.
>>81527703Magni and Axel did them, then Leader said he wouldn't, so of course Vesper didn't, and so on
>>81527946>>81527979orz thanks anons
2dtare my beloved
>you can't even take four guys?? why do we even have you??
>you can't take four guys?>i know someone who can take on five guysLIVE ORGY STREAM
>>81527946If the vtuber is extrovert i much prefer totsus
this fucker with his red burger, attempted raw dogging the management
>>81527703Tempus is just full of shy boys. I think totsus are generally pretty lame, so I'm glad Altare set the standard that they don't need to do one.
Axel has a couple of banger covers. Didn't know that.
>"Can we shave you??"
axel's so obsessed with dicks
HAKKA WAKE UP YOU FUCKING JOBBEEERRRRR
>the only VODs of mine that get demonetized are the ones Axel is on
>>81514245https://youtu.be/Ez_rIjExaHs?si=riMBo4orTmApT77h
>>81528508he’s just a little dengue guy, give him a break :(
>>81514245Since you asked,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SZbnGJAymg
That was a great game
>"When Altare said 'I'm vibrating,' I felt that"
>penis kit
Axel is a horse girl...
Streams?
New anons when
New boys when
>>81530331when my application to be a shota who plays nothing but strategy games and old games gets accepted
>your neck was pepperoni for like 4 weeks
>have you ever been cupped?>what does that mean?>it's like when you put your chair in the corner--
>9th overallnot bad
>>81530331AUGUST. BELIEVE.
New boys (girls (with a penis)) when?I need a EN Rio
Man that's a good zone pull
>>81531104when i buy cover i will debut more boys (girls (with a penis))
>>81531104sorry i'm out of that is mentally defective ojisan ok?
jesus, I don't normally watch people play FPS, is it normally this intense?
>>81531417please
>>81531474Apex has so much more happening than something like valo
RIP WIN
THEY DID IT
RIPWINSLOL
THAT WAS SO INTENSE
>>81531530Yeah, as a viewer, I'll take Apex over Valo any day of the week. It's so much more interesting to watch.
Finally, guys almost went winless
Mechabirdfags must be on a high right now
HAKKA ON RIO'Shttps://youtu.be/KgzVegMD8W8
HAKKA MADE IT TO THE TOTSU YEAH WOOO YEAAAHHH
Hakka your JP reps...
Has Axel replaced his 3060ti?
They are so fucked
>>81530419Mane san needs to hurry the fuck up then
>forgot to redirectdingo...
Did they do good today?
>>81532741Their best day so far
LEADER TRUSTS US~
>>81532828B-but was it actually good?
>>81532901They won once, so sort of
>>81532901They finally won a game
>>81532270Nah the fker has been suffering trying to play games without sutter and somehow still hasn't upgraded his pc which is literally his main tool of work
I'm will get in trouble but let's say a Vtuber started like nonstop fleshstreaming because he was bored vtubing would you still consider him a Vtuber.(￣~￣;) as a hypothetical then back to tempus topic
>>81533214You really deserve a shut up cunt this time
>>81533214kys
>>81533214If they consider themselves one and still do vtubing streams consistently then yesOtherwise no. Kson for example is still a vtuber while doing flesh content
>>81533214Absolutely not, the whole point of vtubing is to keep up the immersion of a different character from themselves. Which is why I think the indies trying to do both is retarded the only one I forgive is one that was forced to do facecam for a tournament
>>81532994Oh I forgot his CPU is also dogshit, might as well build a new one at this point
>hey, thanks for the grifted sub
We should doompost about the collab instead
>>81533374(T＿T) so I wasn't crazy.... people start thinking I not real supporter because I said no fleshtubing
>>81533591Stop watching him
>>81533591People have different opinions on it, some have no problem, some do.
is pov mountain biking a viable handcam stream?
>>81533818Yes. TEMPUS mountain biking stream challengefirst to break their neck loses
OCTAVIO('s video) ON RIO'S
>>81533684Yeah... I just get tired of seeing the disrespect towards the medium...
>>81533570What's there to doompost, people are going to claim it's the best collab stream in hololive history no matter how bad it really is, our fan base will remain mostly unaffected, but we will have some retards claiming they watched Bettel or Ruze (No one watches Flay) when they graduate.
>can't be bothered to add JP subs or even speak in MTL nihongoJobber puppeteer
>>81533888>No one watches FlayI am in fact the last male machiroon in /MANS/
hey hello just woke up how has the apex been did they win anything has axel been bitchy?
FLAYON('s video) ON RIO'S
>>81533954NOT SO FAST
>>81534040Fuck just when I was making breakfast
>>81533818i'd prefer skydiving
>>81534096I don't see a dick in the pic
Are the machiroons going to fight to see who's the #1 fan of flayonヽ(･ω･´)ノ
>>81534193The censor bar is black so it blends in
>>81534238Coward release the uncut version
>>81533888lol lmao I actually do watch flayon (when he plays anything Spider-Man, he scratches my spidey autism)
>>81533888we can doom post about no streams, but that subject is past doom post and more in truth territory at this point.
>>81534198the female ones have a mutual Islamic espousal relationship, unsure about the males.
Five hours of totsu...Rio...
>>81534461His harem is too big...
>>81534461S...sei...s...ho...
>>81534461What happens when you take the time to form connectionsUnfortunate Jurard is recovering from natural disasters though
Watching apex reminds me why I fucking hate apex.
>>81534581It's a shame, it seemed like he really wanted to be there.
i am the last straight brotuber in /MANS/
>>81533214go back to your shit brown flesh nigger and his thread since you won’t stop thinking about him retard
leader in Rio's chat calling him out for being a whore
I don't think unchained ever existed, I think everyone is lying to me.
>>81535317You're right, we all meant Chained Together
>>81535355StarsEN management is so into bondage...
>>81533214>vtuber>fleshstreamingPick one.
>>81535355isn't that the ragebait slop everyone was playing?
>>81535648YeahJust multiplayer Only Up which was pretty much just a zatsu with occasional screaming
>>81534974>Didn't specify malePLEASE be in London
AXEL ON RIO'Shttps://youtu.be/KgzVegMD8W8
>>81524267100 PERCENTTTTTT
Axel and his pro-hotpot agenda...
>>81534395Regardless, both of them will attempt to drink Flaypiss (I swapped it with lemonade shh)
he's pissing me off with this shit
Lol, Axel recommending Rio Golden Bomber
>>81537243You mean the Japanese Air Band, whose members don't actually play instruments aside from the vocalist?
>>81537321Yes.
I have no idea what they are yapping about, music?
>>81537329I only have two songs that I know of them: Boku Quest (Yugioh Zexal ending) and memeshikute
He recommended Rio this song because he likes the lyricshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN9bqRiG-C8Rio was asking if he likes dark music, and he's talking about all the menhera, gothic-like stuff he likes.
>>81533214esl
Anyone clipped Flayon's reaction to Arach in TsukiR?
>>81533214No, the professor will never be a vtuber
>>81538219Not him (´＿｀。)ﾞ someone else
>>81535171>shit brown-flesh niggerHey, we love Xenokunians and whatever place Tavi and Jurard come from here
LEADER KARAOKE TONIGHThttps://www.youtube.com/live/iA_aBozHvUs
>>81538137Don't know, here's a timestamp though ignore the jobber link https://www.youtube.com/live/R-i3GYpPTHA&t=2029
>>81538331As farm equipment, christmas ornaments and onaholes yes
>>81538267Who?
Every time I see these fucking kaomojis I remember that story of the japanese tard that sent a girl he liked 120 e-mails one day
>>81538645Make that 600I'm glad someone else remembers that kek, the "I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI (´･ω･`)" is an essential part of the foundation of my brain
hypothetically how much mold can you consume without getting sick
>>81538366I took my meds correctly, right? I am not going schizo and imagining leader streams, right?
Curling up on the couch with leader~
SEIS HORAS DE TOTSU
You now remember that GB exists
>>81539123now im sad because hes not having sex with me
>>81538440Bettel's other best friend I assume. What is it with ugly men that they think people wanna see their faces over an anime twink
>>81539161Yeah, because he's doing it with me.
>>81539251Grifters gonna grift
>>81537231They must find him a riot on mpa
>>81539123Just one short weekend until he's back... I missed him every day he was gone...
>Hakkitos = piss>Altventurers = non-con>Koipanions = size/age difference>Bettelion = ryona>Machiroons = smalldomIs this it?
>>81539940>non-conCall it rape you cowardYou're missing the Axel cannibalism
>>81539251They see it works for other big indies and think it'll work for them hint: you have to be attractive
>>81539940Bettelion is ryona AND rape
>>81518949axelotls get fried
>>81539940and axelotls?
Why does management hate him so much?
>>81538440The one who is part of an all girls group...
>>81539940Hakkitos also really liked the Karasutengu (and his ending) and I've seen cannibal art here and there, so maybe that too
>>81540562well first, he's black and second, he's an architecthe's too based for management
>>81540860I think anon was naming their main fetish because the post would never end if we started listing them all.
I want these two to play another game together
>>81541108>"Book-colored"You know what, I second this.
>>81496374Retard, did you even read the news about the typhoon flooding much of Manila?No I did not my rude friend.Ye, I stay away from twatter so I didn't read it, my bad. Although neither did Jurard openly say that is what's happening. Being in a flooded area sounds horrible , Jurard in indeed having a tough time rn
Didn't Altare once cancel his week streams because his region was suffering a apocalyptic storm or something?
Ohmonah merch is now livehttps://ohmonah.shop/collections/holostars-english-tempus
>>81541108I want to adopt these cats. The pink one seems like he wouldn't survive the outdoors
https://youtu.be/4iTau2qtl5I?si=y9JcbUtq5UZQ6RyqCute Hakka fan animation.
>>81542274I like the bucket hat
>>81540562Please don't remind me I need to catch up on all Baki episodes
I ordered my Flayon hoodie!!!
>>81542274I'm glad these are permanent stock because the anniversary merch is going to milk me dry.
>>81542274Gosh, I'm waiting for more Tempus week announcements and unless something REALLY catches my interest (like nuis or mascot plushie rerun) I'm getting a hoodie on payday >>81542609I love that bucket hat. But one time a friend told me, that from his experience, only druggies and stoners wear them and now I think about it every time I'm tempted to buy one
>>81542582rwan's chibis are greatBORB LOVE
>>81542707enjoy anon it's one of the cutest designs
>>81542883That only happens if you dress like a homeless person
>>81542274time to buy my ghost waifu cuck shirt
IN 2 HOURS
>>81542582That was fast, yesterday or the day before Hakka mentioned he wanted someone to do that animation memeCute Hakkitos and cute Hakka love!
I really need to invent a better cover for why I'm going to Pheonix. Didn't expect my boss to chat me up about what I planned to do there at lunch
>>81543263Til unchained gets unchained?
>>81541108Same. Clownfish is a fun dynamic.
>>81543331Yeah right
>>81543331TIL THE BEST HOLOPRO COLLAB IN HISTORY
they will unchain Unchained as the big surprise for day 6
>>81543314keep revealing more info about yourself anon and I will track you down and _hug you
>>81542391Shinyan diligently hunting for food for his incompetent mate...
>>81543314"Oh, meeting up with some old friends. Haven't seen 'em in a while. Plans? Gonna let them take me around if they want. I just miss my buddies, ya know?"
>>81542883Depends on the country. Asian people love bucket hats.
>>81543438I now want to leave the pink one outside while the orange one has to watch him struggle from inside the house.
>>81543433Nigger, I will destroy you
>>81543574Shinri loves Bettel too much for that, he would ruin the house trying to get him back in.
>>81543621Shinyan WILL watch from the cuck house as Cattel has to whore himself out to survive.
>>81542883Around where I live the only people who wear bucket hats are outdoorsy types.
>>81543601I have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will look for you, I will find you and I will snuggle you.
>>81543888>>81543601Will you two fuck already?
I've been considering something. I archived unchained before it was taken down just as a general archival method, without knowing it was going to be taken down.Should I just upload it to a streamable or something? There's no way I'm uploading it to YouTube, Cover will come after my ass.
>>81543888>TripsThe serial hugger isreal...
>>81543887The art is sexy and all but couldn't they make the back nipples a bit more abstract or symbolical or something
>>81543887kinda look like back ports
>>81544107Please do I can't believe you've been holding Unchained hostage like cover
>>81544107Yea just do it it's been like 3 days
>>81544107no, its already lost its original hype, let it at lease salvage a second wave of hype when it comes back.
Chain niggers, not unchained!
>>81543887That's not what cupping bruises look like
>>81544455That can happen?
>>81544592judging by how many people just here are crying about it, yes.
>>81543601bbc neck
>>81539251They think they are popular for their personality and not their hololive branding and pretty boy model
>>81543888Good luck I'm behind 7 tempuras
>>81544703big bad cat?
>>81545366nta but more like big black cat
>>81545551bettel is white and malnourished
>>81545650But he is a little meow meow
>>81545650blond bitch cat
Who should I gaslight into singing Unchained for the next karaoke?
IN LESS THAN AN HOUR
>>81546128Any of the ones that won't do it willingly Bettel
Bettelion really gets three streams today… do we forgive him?
>>81546949I was never mad, I just violate the clown
>>81546949>three streamsone of them is a prerecorded video
>>81546949What' are femanon's opnion on mustaches?
flay menshi thumbnail is cute
>>81547091UglyYou can get away with a beard if you're bald though
>>81547091Disgusting
>>81547133i need to wipe that smile off his face
everyone prepare yourself! the ERB collab is happening in 30! Someone said something about a shitstorm was coming to /mans/
you are all just pixels on my screen, none of you are real
>>81547091mustaches are only good on silver foxes.
>>81547330That's not nice
>>81547437If you’re reading this, you’ve been in a coma for 10 years. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we're hoping we got through. Please wake up
>>81547091Ugly as sin
>>81546128if we're lucky maybe Leader already has it planned for tonight
>>81547570Why the fuck am I suffering from constipation in my coma? Can't have shit these days.
>>81547658>Can't have shit these days.To the contrary my friend, you're full of shit.
>>81547658>be constipated>keeps all his shit inside>claims to not have his shitwhich is it? i hear prune juice helps and if you don't have any social obligations for at least 48 hours you can drink milk of magnesia but it will keep you toilet bound for a long time so prepare some trail mix and water
>>81547726Filled with shit, yet nothing to shit out...
>>81547803please don't wind up the scatkitto
>>81547803I can help you out
>>81547437
MY WIFE
>>81547993Your wife had a train ran on him
>>81547993>real dawgi thought he was a bird
>>81548099Yeah, but I’m the driver so I always go first. What good husband doesn’t indulge his wife’s autistic train lust? Just like in Japan, the faster it goes, the cooler it is.
>>81547769Luckily, it'll just go away with moving around and actual food instead of being asleep for several days.>>81547841>>81547878>Running away from scatkkitoAh, yes, the perfect exercise.
>>81547993Fun Hakka Fact: That dress used to be blue!
>>81513536Please lord help /mans/ though this turbulent time amen
It's over.
>>81548223He's trying to mate with a dingo, please understand
since it's about to start please don't reply to the faggots posing as femunicorns
Remember the faggot protocol fellasSee faggot postPost faggot pictures
>>81548701new bread is gonna be at the top ot catalog during the stream, joewari da
Bracing for impact
inb4 this is a colossal nothingburger for /MANS/ and shitposters don't even bother coming to these threads
>>81548761
Please be nice to my silly chuuni queen
Machiroons!remb...remberere, remember.....remember too uhm...Flayon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Flay LOOOVEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
T-telly...Ruzehttps://youtu.be/DXrbX2Fr_ZcBettelhttps://youtu.be/FcSIlqCBZ44Flayonhttps://youtu.be/uABJXij9-nE
>>81548877You have too much faith in darkies anon
>>81548906I am praying to God that there are enough buffs in this collab so his autism can be contained.
>>81548906shut up faggot
>>81548896its okay, we are nice here>>81548877prob, aside from that one guy that pretends hes a /MANS/ anon every time any boy collabs with anyone
>>81548964Anon, you saw how it went last time he played...
>>81548906huh? what was that, did you say RAPE flayon. if you insist
have a sieg heil for good luck upon this thread
I just want to say that I'm in love with kaomoji anon
>>81549022surely this time it'll be different
>>81548896I love ERB!! So I'm really looking forward to this!
this is such a weird combination of opening musics
>>81549022>unmedicated>1st time player>no one that time was a buff for his autismI know
>>81548896Hi are you black
>>81549112Mixed gender I wonder if he will not know to emulate being more masculine or feminine or not and just kinda be chill
>>81548964I’ve seen a post saying ERB is also (autist random noises and walking off by yourself in collabs) coded… so this could go really well or really poorly.
Which POV do I watch for maximum visible cringing at ERB?
>flips >autist emoji anon>touristsyeah I’m out
4K DORYAAAA
>>81549263Wrong thread nigger
>Red peopleYAB YAB YAB YAB YAB ALREADY ITS OVER
https://youtu.be/W2yN6BCpfBohttps://youtu.be/W2yN6BCpfBohttps://youtu.be/W2yN6BCpfBo
>>81549258>flipsanon it's 4AM for them
>flayon is racistmy nigga
They're being racist to Bettel...
>>81549298this is #s thread
Ruze encouraging racism...
>>81549319Bettel’s prechat was time checking and a chunk of them are 3am-6am right now
>>81549205I know what you are, racist magmite
so much melanin in this thready already
>>81549438ah well fuck. didn't think they'd wake up at ass o'clock for this
Lil Timmy's legacy lives on...
any predictions for today's collab? I'll go firstflayon's gonna wander off again and the other 3 are gonna carry
RACIST GUILDRACIST THREADSIEG HEIL
THIS IS SO UNHINGED AND CHAOTIC ALREADY
>>81549315Ganchan ;_;
>>81549499>Bettel>carrying anything
kek
Holy tourists
Who's the new guy with the femme British voice? His name is Herb or something?
>clownpaiI almost forgot about this kekShinri lost his shit when he heard it for the first time
>colonialism with bettelshould've known better to trust the white man
Alright /MANS/, how are we doing so far?
>SPOOKtubeoh come on, this is making it too easy for me
>>81549499>autist>autist>autist >bettel
>>81549499>bettel does a bit that kills him too early and mediocrely>flayon autism corner>ruze carry>erb random singing and compliments
>>81549600Remember when he called Shinri "bowpai" and it sounded like "oppai"?
>>81549601Bettel will save the jester race
NTR IS DEAD AND NEVER COMING BACK
The cat can't get the cat ears...
>>81549662>creampie jester and oppai roninToT
>bettel immediately runs from the collab
>>81549806Based.
>Bettel already wasting all the film on his ownoh boy
>>81549499>>81549658>Bettel wanders off aloneAPOLOGIZE
Give ruze the camera next round please
>>81549698We must secure the existence of our race and a future for white jesters!
I think the redheads are retarded
Did this nigga Bettel just steal all the tape and die somewhere in the mines kek
bettel...
>>81549951Every single one of them are.
>>81549951you THINK so
LMAO WHAT WAS THAT SCREAM
>>81549951>redheads are retarded>bettel is retardedTHEY ARE
>>81549951You must be sub 80 IQ in order to be a vtuber. Its a rule
>>81549863no suffer
>If I could describe Bettel as being a whoreFlayon don't expose him like this...
>>81549951Im a redhead.......
>>81550182I have bad news
>>81549951You just noticed?
>>81550182Hello young retard
/mans/ normal OP or stream related?
i hope flayon doesn't end up doing the same thing he did last collab
>>81549863>running off alone>falling down cliffs>hiding in a corner>0% interactionis bettel…?
>>81550263I was gonna bake with picrel
>>81550263Cursed OP
>>81550263... stream-related. If you can.
>>81550223>>81550262HA! But my Husband said I wasnt so I know youre trying to trick me!
