Haha Edition>What is /lig/?/lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.>Why /lig/?Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.Numbers for 9/4:1: https://twitch.tv/filian (7,716)2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (5,657)3: https://twitch.tv/shxtou (2,990)4: https://twitch.tv/CottontailVA (2,900) *Tie4: https://twitch.tv/OliviaMonroe (2,870) *Tie6: https://twitch.tv/Sinder (2,671)7: https://twitch.tv/SquChan (2,427)8: https://twitch.tv/nyanners (2,282)9: https://twitch.tv/HalO_Sweety (2,157)10: https://twitch.tv/Kenji (2,074)Non-English:1: https://twitch.tv/tororo_vtuber (7,809) *Japanese2: https://twitch.tv/orkpod (6,879) *Russian3: https://twitch.tv/akamikarubi (6,747) *Japanese>Wait isn't that one a corpo?A corpo that doesn't own talents IPs and has, at most, a single member with greater than 1000 CCV is still allowed to be discussed here until it has surpassed this threshold.>/lig/ Numbershttps://lignumbers.neocities.org/>Twitch Clips Guidehttps://pastelink.net/34vd5>VOD Archival Guidehttps://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide>/lig/ VOD Archivehttps://rentry.org/Indie_Vod_Archives_lig>Koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEEEX)https://mega.nz/folder/JYtkXJwL#07gAQCQqI_9FsmX9oQJKSA>/lig/ Wheel of Nameshttps://wheelofnames.com/49w-z2x>Tiermakerhttps://tiermaker.com/create/-lig--16586688-3>/lig/ Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)https://www.canva.com/design/DAE-XgWodVg/ofLz4QC1yPPQ4T6TTAE0fw/edit?utm_content=DAE-XgWodVg>Upcoming BirthdaysSeptember 8th - VesperSeptember 9th - NanobitesSeptember 10th - Jeanfaymas>OC material for the OPhttps://mega.nz/folder/IIVD1IaJ#cfsRhWdJvzneIoG8HZUPuw>Duckshttps://www.twitch.tv/dashducks (embed)Other useful threads:>>>/vt//wvt/>>>/vt//corpo/>>>/vt//indie/>>>/vt//vrt/>>>/vt//vsj+/>>>/vt//swarm/Previous Thread: >>84655953
I love my wife
Where is she https://files.catbox.moe/74hnn8.png
buhh
I Love Lucy
How does it feel to know that your little loli slut is actually an old whore?
Your oshi smells like sweat piss and B.O.
need lyra gf
It's a shame Shimbo got taken out back and shot like Shondog.
I'm fed up with whores until further noticed unless moriko becomes a whore who does ASMR
Silly rrat
What if your oshi unhinged her jaw just to swallow a single egg whole and then she shot it at you like her mouth was a gun
>>84666023stop, I can only get so erect
>>84666088LEMON!!!!!!!!! YOU AND YOUR SISTER!
God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)Fine, I'll stream now.
>>84665811love these goobers
yeah, me
>>84665966Lyra's prehensile prostate piercers...
Where is mouse clitty
i love my daughterwife
Are you okay?
>>84665966Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex seeeeeeeeex with Lyra's cute pale hands
Ally already made one ligger goon to death tonight, can she do another?https://fansly.com/live/alekirserAnd porn:https://files.catbox.moe/j1yg9f.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/hiwxx2.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/az4m49.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/b7lx40.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/x0vdl5.mp4
I'm autistic?
>>84666275a batposter should not be asking me this
>>84666333THE CARD, ANON
>>84666239
>>84666275no i relapsed again and havent eaten in a couple days
>>84666142I just hope the birdo boss music from smb2 would play while it happened
>>84666275
bnuuy cnuuy
Saruei love
>>84666262I nutted in that bitch and all she did was cuss me out from the creampie and then she went and booted up W40k: SMII. wtf?
>>84666359>POV: Your penis is about to get fucked by the Dick Mongulator
>>84666275No
so when is shondo playing hello kitty island adventure
Naiyo's fucking card
I like this shot of their models for some reason, I keep looking at it.
>>84665995but shondo is still young and fertile oomfie
>>84666333>Ally already made one ligger goon to death tonightHEY! I'm still alive. I did lose my eyesight for a split second from shooting rope though.
>>84666601Good work king. Hope you sleep well.
>>84666601no you aren't
>>84665995Shondo is by far one of the youngest liggers
Buggies it's that time of year to contribute to the Vesper Birthday card. Her birthday is on September 8th so you have LESS THAN 48 HOURS to show your appreciation to this cute bug!All tiles must be SFW and have dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400).Tenative Deadline is Saturday the 7th at 5-6pm PSTSome things Vesper likes:>Horror games>Monster girls>Talking about cannibalism>Retro games especially Ape Escape>Her friends Cyphi, Kuu, Beri and others>Her cat Sweeney>Limbus Company and Final Fantasy 14>World of WarcraftReference: https://www.cyberexperimentslab.com/vesper
>>84666594need to jerk off on her anorexia ribs and play them like a xylophone
grape is watching some stevemre while eating and then she's going to continue building the barbatos gunpla (this thing has been on the making for months)https://www.twitch.tv/grape
>>84666359This is the hand sign Maito Gai uses for the 7th Gate's Hirudora
>>84666275I thought committing to buying a car would snap me out of it but now I just have a car again and feel as defeated by and uninterested in real life as I did a week ago
>>84666830tower in da /lig/
>>84666211TURN YOUR FUCKING MIC UP I HAVE THE MEAT WOMAN AT 20% AND CAN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU AT 100
erm
>>84666897
>>84666897>the SLIGHTEST hint of bushhot
>>84666897Filipino girls are hot. Imagine this but Numi
>>84666897pinoy woman pubes
>>84666897>not smoothGod she’s so sexy
>>84666897pure fucking sex
>>84667053
>>84666897Nice
>>84666897it's sad that she talked about how she knew people liked the pube peek and then never posted anything like this again
>>84666897Imagine if she was 8 months pregnant with twins
>>84667015i'm not sure i'd even fuck numi. weird ass looking face. probably a boring fuck too. probably only good for hate fucking painal
>>84667023pinoy mentioned
RAKASTAN LOOMIA JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 43 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIA SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI
>>84667226>french pinoypara must have the biggest bush down there
>>84665811
>>84667015Numi has a great body, but she just doesn’t feel sexy. Like she’d be a cold, dead fish.
>>84667339
>>84666897do you have the ones of her ovulation enhanced breasts
>>84666897God I love skinny bitches
>>84667141>>84667386on the same topic anons make out Bao to be a sex machine while Numi, Cotton and others called her out on being a dead fish in bed.
>>84667587perfecto
>>84667618Cotton fucked Bao?
>>84667587Kek nice
>>84667644actually not quite, the hat was still semi transparent, i'll have the real final version done soon
>>84667618Bao admitted that long before she was whore clan. Those anons just didn’t watch her
>>84667618Bao only knows how to turn on her vibrator and goon tin the fetal position what did they expect?
>>84665421this bitch squirts in cups and drinks it on stream
>>84667724hot
>>84667724wait is this true
>>84666766there, that should do it
>>84667787this isn't even the first time she's done it
Hmm.. I love my dog
I couldn't describe to you what has happened the first hour and a half of this meat stream but it's been fun
>>84667724that's piss
>>84667825Proof?
>>84667885it was either last vod or the one before she squirted in her kuromi mug and drank it
>>84667874some of it is piss but it's obviously not all piss because it tastes different
>>84667824Does the Vesper in the ingredients list get a hat?
Ashton is friends with Aruru?
>No vod for Sinder ASMRAnyone record it?
>>84667952i think you need to sample more girl piss because it's the same
damn Juni you live like this
>>84667960ashton is friends with everyone. aruru in da liggy!
>>84667996she said it would be posted later, I didn't download it
>>84666211Man you need to learn to fucking, like, talkJust talk about what you're doing in game don't worry
>>84668029i think YOU need to sample more girl squirt
>>84668059Brazil cunny good
>>84668056Roll initiative to sit in her lap.
>>84667958it would if it werent a big pain and end up mostly cut off / or would be cutting other stuff off
>>84667824Looks great, I've swapped it
>>84666142>>84666376can she give me a blowjob like birdo too
>>84668078this, even if there aren't people in chat, start narrating what you are doing like a lets play
>>84667618imagine latching onto to banter between friends from like three years ago, were you also in chat spamming arby's whenever yuzu was live?
>>84668079stavy literally went on rogan and talked about squirt studiesTldr it's piss
>>84668070AFAIK she edits out a lot. I don't trust her to upload the whole vod. I can usually get the m3u8 but not this time.
That's fine, I like girl pee anywayChuubas should pee into my mouth
>>84668138she swallowed an egg whole so maybe
they should kill me tomorrow
>>84668084partner when ToT
>>84668056id like to sit on the floor with her ass on my face
>>84668399One day
>>84667996I have a policy not to archive ASMR stuff, if I did then I would have terabytes of it
>>84668220Bao admitted to being a pillow princess herself schizo take your meds
>>84668391i bought an extra ticket to the atomic disintegration machine next saturday, wanna come anon?
Just tried to jack off but I'm too drunk to cum
is catbox dead agane
>>84668283ah, well I can't imagine she would edit out the actual script reading parts right....
>>84668536Stop before you get whiskey dick, anon
>>84668571let's see
urgh vesper's model is too hard to draw with my shitty skills, gonna aim lower, maybe make a recently hatched strawbuggy larva tile or something
>>84668536sounds like you need a fleshlight lil bro
If you ever doubt penis envy is real just tell a woman that women can't ejaculate and that squirting a suspiciously large amount of liquid out of your bladder is just called incontinence
>>84668536drink your own cum
>>84668571>>84668709works on my machine
>>84668784i have an onahole but i rarely use it because i like to edge but it makes me cum fast plus its a whole cleanup afterwards or else it might get mold and shit. i just prefer my hand tbqh
>>84668536shove a finger up your arse
BatAtTwitter.
>>84668898>>84668988why are you like this
>>84668714>https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2092958If it's any help there's a stawbuggy generator
>>84669060
>>84669076yeah but i wanna do it myself, i think ive got a workable idea
Filian is a wonderful person who is worthy of love and support
>>84669060Why aren't you like this?
It should've been me, not him!
hehehehe
>>84669215Now bite down
late night rrat, late night yyaps
meat has lost it
>>84669271What do you mean?
>>84669198shibe this is why you’re never getting Nina pregnant
Essie live doing ASMR https://www.twitch.tv/essie_ch
>>84668610I wanted the zatsu sadly. I wasn't able to record this one, but I can almost always get the m3u8. Her jannies must have told her they were getting saved.
I keep missing my oshi's streams and I'm feeling a bit guilty about it. I've just been really busy lately
>>84669228
Bodega ASMR streamhttps://www.twitch.tv/bodegarrat
i love german girls
Lyra stalking her chat members again
>>84669557Ljot in da lig
>>84666805gunpla is back on the menu
>>84666275Going to tribute this pic of bat, hot!
>>84669451She noticed and thinks you changed her for a younger chuuba
>>84669351yay
>>84669557nu bjork
@ bat
well i'm going to go pew pew to the rratitties tonight
>>84669794pancakes should be thin
headaches gone, time to post badly
womp womp
>>84669351essie_chgay little monkey
>>84669660>Looks at the single leg next to the box sitting on my deskI'll get to it soon surely
guys...I don't remember my first oshi's name or face anymorehttps://youtu.be/hD-qQTELx3U
>>84669682I would never, she's the only one I even watch
>>84669794You make me sick
>>84669794ToT
is this bitch playing tiktoks when shes supposed to be putting me to sleep?
>>84669794b@
>>84669999
>>84670051b@@
>>84670057imagine the boob sweat
>>84670101i'm taking that nickname
>>84670101Lossless compression.
Spent way too much time fixing up a ThinkPad now it's time for lady
a batposter!?
>This girl won't let you get any sleep tonight>she's literally preventing you from sleeping by playing TiktoksKino
>>84669999check em
>>84670235batposter (singular)
>>84669824no those are crepes retard pancakes should be fluffy and thick
>>84670178>bat1now post bat2
>>84670178 fuck this guy >>84670279 post bat3 instead
>>84670279
>>84670057God I wish I was Tails
>>84670057margo's huge rtx clappers teehee
>>84670360hasn't she mentioned that Tails doesn't scratch her shotacon itch?
>>84670337please dont tell a batposter to fuck me
grimmi said she hopes to be a mom one day...
>>84670057https://streamable.com/q8a2aw
>>84670470u dont rike?
bat posters are the engine that keeps /lig/ running
>>84670337I don't have bat3.
>>84670470
>>84670550
>>84670470batposters gape this mans asshole immediately
>>84669351She’s a nice little sister. Not like that whore zenya
>>84670615Batposter oppression.
>>84670540
>>84670676zenya is like that little sister who you fuck
>>84669215No, little German boy! Don't go in there!
>>84670676As soon as you said this Essie started banging on a pan
>>84670448Maybe but I'm still going to imagine her swallowing hard after he innocently asks how babies are made before silently taking his hand and leading him to her bedroom
>>84670676be nise
>>84670470moriko would NOT want you to have sex or feel good
>>84670776kinda hot but why does she burp that hard? i dont even burp that hard when im drinking a lot, is there something wrong with her stomach
>>84670890this would be hot if you were talking about normal shotas but since this is tails it just feels weird
>>84670947her fucked up spine probably messes with her organs
>>84670694We should oppress moffs instead
>>84670892
>>84671032
>>84670869What a mischievous sheep
You have a single query to pose to the oracle. What knowledge do you seek?
maybe i should find a job
>>84670947Theres a lot of vtubers who burp for some reason. I guess something about talking a lot makes them belch.
>>84671230Should I learn piano?
>>84671264i say this (ive been neet for 4 years)
>>84671230o great oracle will you marry me and bear my children
FAGGOTchamps
Jeremy, you need to calm down
>>84671472ALL ME BABY
I like this dog
lyra is getting naked!
>>84671467*flips*
>>84671264me every day before I open LinkedIn and indeed and start drinking instead after reading 3 posts
>>84671230may I
>>84671467im a maggotchamp
>>84671467Had to fix this
>>84671467
>>84671486There isn’t anything to look at…
>>84671602
>>84671486did he find his virgin
If I happen to die in my sleep, know that my last thoughts were inappropriate ones about Vesper.
>>84671486>Number 1 fragrance icon that follows the teachings of Jesus.Who is the number 1 fragrance icon that doesnt follow the teachings of Jesus?
>>84671486Jeremy's 15 minutes are over, his shit is stale, I hope Meat moves on
https://www.twitch.tv/tobs
>>84671486this is Oli
>>84671754we dont like tob here
>>84671734mrsmelly1977
>Watch Meat>Want to hug herGoddammit
>>84671792Proof?
>>84671754
>>84671734the Fragrantica forum posts about which fragrances get you laid
>>84671694that's one of the best ways to go. maybe vesper will be the angel you see in sleep dragging you away from the world
>>84671825
>>84670892babu
>>84671754Thanks we like Tobs here
>>84671792
>>84670057in my mouth
>>84671970
>>84672027oui oui
Just mogged youOops just did it again
>>84670505im actually hard cause of this holy shit
>>84671694slaying all coomers with chuuni power
>>84672091
essie is good she has me on edge and forces tingles out me
>>84672077so cute
>>84672174
i want leaflit to sound me with her core
>>84672148Computer, set rating to explicit. Uncensored. Enhance.
>>84672219*computer error bloop* Cannot comply, /vt/ is a Safe For Work imageboard.
>>84672077pookie!
>>84666766Is this okay? I'm only an occasional Vesper watcher and open to really any suggestions you have, will finalize it tomorrow. But before that I'll catch some sleep
>>84672273Computer. Delete System32.
Computer generate image of bat comforting me, Batrick as I cry into her ample bosom
computer annihilate my balls with a 100 ton weight
>>84672273BEGIN EVASIVE MANEUVERS, OPERATION CATBOX PROTOCOL
>>84671734That New Jersey guy who talked about what perfume to buy your teenage son so he'll get laid on the first date
computer, generate giant bat futa penis
anyone know about this girl? shes been in my recommended a lot lately and seems pretty cute https://www.twitch.tv/lululasso
Computer generate Meat barefoot looking at me with a warm smile
slumber party!!!!!!!!
>>84672493melparty
inappropriately touching maggotchamps under the covers at the sleepover
>>84672431Shes in that vtuber battle royale (with cheese) thing so technically a corpo.
>>84672521farty sharty
Yo essie's asmr right now
>>84672426https://litter.catbox.moe/aih9jw.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/0zjtec.jpg
>>84672553futa bug girls using maggotchamps like onaholes at the sleepover!
>>84672557oh i thought she was indie
>>846724312view piece of shit dog
what would a meat gf be like bros
>>84672602thanks, I hate it
>>84672660the best ever and daily footjobs heeheehee
>>84672338>Birthday cake right in the veinsGIWTWM
>>84672431shes in Nexas the corpo that debut'd like 100 vtubers on a proprietary app you need to apply to download
>>84672706the heehee always makes these posts so much worse
>>84672724what the actual fuck this sounds like a 2040 concept
>>84672756https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2222917098?t=00h52m32s
>>84666275BUSTA WOLF
>>84672660A bit smelly but also demanding with sex. Like she'll aggressively undress you when she wants it but you also really want her to take a shower first
cease all batposting
where lyly!>?
>>84672803KEK
>>84672803why was she rubbing lotion on her ankles
>>84672338Looks great, I'll add it as a placeholder for now
>>84672797so did the disney+ free trial TOS news thing where guy couldnt take didney to court over his wifes death because he watched 1 month of disney+ 5 years ago.
>>84672898
>>8467266040 year old smelly shut in with bad personal hygiene that watches lolcows and is /here/ all day
so this guy told me to cease my batposting but he didn't say nothin about badposting!
oh hey miia raided grape and started gushing about the gunpla. cute.
>>84672908quickie with me sorry she'll be back soon
>>84672968Her chest is obscene in this
>>84672928she was being girly :3
time for some keeyno
>>84673067
>>84672940they were asking about meat, not you
>>84672933yeah that's a wacky situation, they would have gone to arbitration instead though which is just a faster way of paying out a settlement (me racking my brain to remember anything from the legal eagle video)
>>84672998honestly they just seems like two actual grapes to me somewhat
>>84672940shes so perfect, bros
>>84673067does aalbino bat have ghost nipples do you think
>>84672928she didn't want to get the hose
>>84673234>ghost nipplesLike extremely pale or incorporeal?
meat is peak femininity
This short film is pretty decent desu
I'm going to die like a dog in a ditch. Shivering and shaking and hallucinating from my own bad decisions, I'm going to sweat and stink up the bed where I die
>>84673234no. still dark. almost charcoal colored and flavored.
>>84673406okay raskolnikov
>>84673281extremely pale so the areolae are the same color as the surrounding skin
>>84673432Snuffy!
theres a cum cookbook?
ESSIE NO
>>84673758yea https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
>>84673805was that fucking pan?
>>84673896And a wooden spoon by the sound of it
>>84673758>He doesnt know about natural harvesting
Bat gets sexier every time I see s reaction image posted of her! Oh, I am going to gob buckets tonight
>>84673660WHAT A CHAMP
Tob is watching the new Nikocado Avocado video.
1 hour???Essie u WHORE COME BACK RIGJT NOW
>>84673989
>>84673884this is mostly a gimmick bc semen taste varies heavily based on the guys diet. fruit and especially pineapple makes your cum sweet and meat makes it bitter
>>84672439this filename gave me warm and fuzzy feeling
>>84674047That’s a decent length for someone not used to asmr rp
>>84673660I miss Callie crying over cute animal videos already
>>84673989someone post that audio of meat calling you a little retard and then moaning
>>84674189this is what i get for watching meat while typing. i mean moriko
>>84673432Susan!
>>84674047That was some good handjob RP
>>84674047The title even said all night...
eepy
>>84674352retard
>>84674352Bunny's are cute, to bad they shit nonstop
>>84674595they're just like me
>>84674650*gobs in your eye*
>>84674352Cunny!
you ever consider every bat poster is living a life as vivid and complex as your own
>>84674352
>>84674804I understood most of those words
I wonder if she has a hangover today
>>84674875I understood most of these words.
>>84674804
>>84674804bat mentioned
>>84674960remember this vtuber? good times
>>84666766i went into an autistic fugue state after i said i had a concepthope your estill awake
lol look at him go
>>84675059behold, a man!
>>84675103>>84675103>>84675103
>>84675051>Anon is taken by a fey mood!
>>84675234Is that what happened to the schizos? Couldn't finish their moods?
>>84675331Wait...
