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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Mogu Mogu Yummy Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this. YES, this is an actual game with people playing it, despite what it may look like in thread.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://vt.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6P_m6adkgc

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (responsibly) (you're) (on) (national) (TV)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>85969029
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Like a gleam from the blue, it's time for the Gambling Carnage Review.
Here's the data from Day 11, since I didn't get a chance to post it yesterday.

Total winnings for today were $38,048,896,115. Total winnings for the entire league so far have been $640,117,494,642.
15 unique gamblers participated today, of which 1 bet for the first time this league.
The match with the highest pot today was /jidf/ vs /holoX/, at $7,963,295,355
The match with the highest number of gamblers today was /doog/ vs /uuu/, at 14 unique gamblers.
5 gamblers have not won a single bet the entire league.

Top 3 matches today (by betting odds):
>/ggg/ vs /mint/ & /lig/ vs /pcgen3k/ - 1.4:1
>/doog/ vs /uuu/ & /nepolabo/ vs /mogu/ - 1.3:1
>/ag/ vs /nijiEN/ - 1.1:1

Top 3 matches today (by Profit Rate):
>/doog/ vs /uuu/ - 64.3%
>/nepolabo/ vs /mogu/ - 60.0%
>/ggg/ vs /mint/ - 58.3%

Top 5 Money Matches (all days):
>Day 3, Match 6 - /nasfaqg/ vs /2434/ :: $27,838,074,063
>Day 5, Match 5 - /jidf/ vs /nasfaqg/ :: $24,106,495,856
>Day 7, Match 4 - /nasfaqg/ vs /tsunX/ :: $23,766,487,478
>Day 7, Match 7 - /holoX/ vs /choc/ :: $14,675,616,364
>Day 7, Match 5 - /pink/ vs /jidf/ :: $13,438,302,174
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TRIAL DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEV
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>>86353046
>>86353253
It is fixed now
-tdev
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>>86351625
thanks for the review!
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Seiso Sports Update
LAST DAY OF VTL7 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>/ggg/ vs /mogu/ - /mogu/
>/hlgg/ vs /jidf/ - /hlgg/
>/lig/ vs /choc/ - /lig/
>/uuu/ vs /nijien/ - /uuu/

Get your bets in now!
Don't forget that the bets will update until we get a winner.

>where to watch
http://vtleague.420699.xyz/
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Is the site working for anyone?
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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $3,612,436.85.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 43):
>Amelia :: $183,402.31 [51.73% over Avg]
>Aqua :: $134,494.22 [278.99% over Avg]
>Miko :: $111,656.40 [118.87% over Avg]
>Lui :: $70,304.45 [135.87% over Avg]
>Botan :: $49,085.25 [67.65% over Avg]
>Nachoneko :: $47,847.72 [26.73% over Avg]
>Subaru :: $36,597.96 [4.34% over Avg]
>Kanaeru :: $35,953.68 [53.91% over Avg]
>Korone :: $29,180.92 [12.89% under Avg]
>Fubuki :: $28,966.29 [24.59% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 54):
>Roboco :: -$61,757.60 [22.39% under Avg]
>Suisei :: -$43,982.50 [64.20% under Avg]
>Shion :: -$43,357.27 [3.53% over Avg]
>Kronii :: -$39,542.22 [31.23% under Avg]
>Gigi :: -$26,947.62 [33.78% under Avg]
>Risu :: -$23,706.48 [14.78% over Avg]
>Kovalskia :: -$23,262.73 [6.40% under Avg]
>Haato :: -$22,533.05 [11.79% under Avg]
>Shiori :: -$20,917.43 [5.24% under Avg]
>Baelz :: -$20,774.06 [51.24% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Marine :: 33.64%
>Suisei :: 20.87%
>Vesper :: 15.01%
>Calliope :: 12.42%
>Baelz :: 6.18%
>Kanata :: 5.19%
>Towa :: 4.93%
>Watame :: 4.64%
>Hololive :: 4.30%
>Pekora :: 4.16%

Overall Average Adjustment is $3,989.88
Average Upward Adjustment is $20,380.76
Average Downward Adjustment is -$8,662.73

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Kaoru, Mel, Nabi, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and last day of divegrass in 1 hour.
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>>86358341
no, i cant log in been trying forever the stupid captcha comes up but the site never does
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>>86358142
liv

/ggg/ vs /mogu/ NOW
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>>86362110
extra dimes!!!!
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>>86363680
/mogu/ takes it in extra time 4-3 to move on

/hlgg/ vs /jidf/ winner will play /mogu/
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>>86364213
/hlgg/ takes it 4-2 after /jidf/ looked to be coming back only to blunder it away.

/choc/ vs /lig/ is next!
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Let me login ye cunts I need tae buy towa
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>>86366878
I can login, try a refresh?
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>>86366878
Don't buy Towa
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>>86367361
nah she did horrible, BUY BUY BUY
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>>86366064
/choc/'s miracle run continues with a win over /lig/!

/uuu/ vs /nijien/ is next!
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>>86367492
she really did slurp cum all league...
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Mixed day for funds, kind of green again so some to sell, some to buy
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>>86370034
I am buying all funds
NIJIEN IS DEAD
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>>86368008
INSANE MATCH!
/uuu/ takes out /nijien/ in extra!

/mogu/ vs /hlgg/ NEXT IN SEMIS!
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>>86371869
/mogu/ moves on to play against the winner of /choc/ vs /uuu/ NOW!
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>>86375131
Well, /uuu/ kills the story as they move on to play /mogu/ in the finals.

bravo.
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AIIIIIIIIIII ME MONEY
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/choc/ takes 3rd place.

FINALS ARE NEXT!
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WHAT IF I WHAT IF I BURY ME BURY ME
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>>86379847
/uuu/winslol

Thats it for VTL7.
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>/uuu/ beating the final boss
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>>86386526
based. she kept watching even after all her teams died
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no divegrass and poi will be more strict.
it's really over...
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Like a gleam from the blue, it's time for the Gambling Carnage Review.
The League is over. Let's tally it up.

Total winnings for today were $94,102,433,023. Total winnings for the entire league so far have been $734,219,927,665.
21 unique gamblers participated today, of which 1 bet for the first time this league.
The match with the highest pot today was /mogu/ vs /uuu/, at $19,576,654,545
The match with the highest number of gamblers today was /uuu/ vs /nijiEN/, at 17 unique gamblers.
6 gamblers have not won a single bet the entire league.

Top 3 matches today (by betting odds):
>/choc/ vs /uuu/ - 2.2:1
>/hlgg/ vs /jidf/ & /uuu/ vs /nijiEN/ - 1.1:1
>/mogu/ vs /hlgg/ - 1.0:1

Top 3 matches today (by Profit Rate):
>/choc/ vs /uuu/ - 75.0%
>/hlgg/ vs /jidf/ - 73.3%
>/uuu/ vs /nijiEN/ - 70.6%

Top 10 Money Matches (all days):
>Day 3, Match 6 - /nasfaqg/ vs /2434/ :: $27,838,074,063
>Day 5, Match 5 - /jidf/ vs /nasfaqg/ :: $24,106,495,856
>Day 7, Match 4 - /nasfaqg/ vs /tsunX/ :: $23,766,487,478
>Day 12, Match 8 - /mogu/ vs /uuu/ :: $19,576,654,545
>Day 12, Match 9 - HXAS vs /uuu/ :: $16,327,903,787
>Day 7, Match 7 - /holoX/ vs /choc/ :: $14,675,616,364
>Day 7, Match 5 - /pink/ vs /jidf/ :: $13,438,302,174
>Day 3, Match 7 - /jidf/ vs /mayo/ :: $13,285,527,174
>Day 8, Match 2 - /fvr/ vs /HAHA/ :: $12,906,760,809
>Day 4, Match 6 - Lia From Phase Connect vs /brg/ :: $12,887,129,166

More up shortly.
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Goodnight anons
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>>86408341
wak-
you know what anon? Have a good sleep.
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>>86408341
Good night cocoposter.
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>>86407693
WHERE'S THE ONE WITH THE NAMES?!
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>>86409177
https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
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Here's the breakdown of each thread's ranking in terms of betting investment in teams.

>1 - /nasfaqg/ - $13,176,027,559 [No Change]
>2 - /choc/ - $3,771,698,131 [+2]
>3 - /mogu/ - $4,089,984,591 [+11]
>4 - /uuu/ - $3,454,282,753 [+9]
>5 - /jidf/ - $4,336,652,750 [+2]
>6 - /hlgg/ - $3,077,242,655 [+14]
>7 - /vtwbg/ - $4,524,590,783 [-5]
>8 - /lia/ - $4,933,162,040 [-5]
>9 - /doog/ - $3,676,588,551 [-3]
>10 - /nepolabo/ - $3,532,298,393 [-5]
>11 - /lig/ - $2,975,414,848 [-2]
>12 - /holoX/ - $2,799,694,229 [-1]
>13 - /mayo/ - $2,605,484,618 [-1]
>14 - /morig/ - $3,575,167,839 [-6]
>15 - /hfz/ - $2,868,676,229 [-5]
>16 - /awat/ - $2,467,070,666 [+5]
>17 - /HAHA/ - $2,387,570,379 [+21]
>18 - /pyon/ - $2,772,571,153 [-3]
>19 - /nijiEN/ - $1,680,126,063 [+28]
>20 - /rrat/ - $2,228,615,195 [-4]
>21 - /wah/ - $2,666,100,567 [-4]
>22 - /who/ - $2,659,818,133 [-4]
>23 - /brg/ - $2,173,214,134 [+2]
>24 - /GGG/ - $1,850,865,362 [+9]
>25 - /skynetFC/ - $2,571,981,779 [-6]
>26 - /pink/ - $2,503,023,779 [-4]
>27 - /tactical/ - $2,418,794,930 [-4]
>28 - /justice/ - $2,015,604,041 [+2]
>29 - /AG/ - $2,012,366,142 [+2]
>30 - /tsunX/ - $2,402,726,163 [-6]
>31 - /2434/ - $2,283,003,638 [-5]
>32 - /hag/ - $2,223,519,677 [-5]
>33 - /fvr/ - $2,127,434,203 [-5]
>34 - /suuji/ - $2,021,879,718 [-5]
>35 - /vsj+/ - $1,676,940,737 [+1]
>36 - /pcgen3k/ - $1,431,961,436 [+12]
>37 - /mint/ - $1,371,903,983 [+7]
>38 - /pcg/ - $1,867,294,557 [-6]
>39 - /HiRyS/ - $1,774,578,355 [-5]
>40 - /vrt/ - $1,755,255,728 [-5]
>41 - /manstars/ - $1,717,048,648 [-4]
>42 - /baubau/ - $1,528,592,290 [-3]
>43 - /ybc/ - $1,522,654,005 [-3]
>44 - /pcgia/ - $1,418,295,096 [-3]
>45 - /mion/ - $1,398,016,809 [-3]
>46 - /fig/ - $1,086,098,375 [No Change]
>47 - /numbers/ - $1,224,708,044 [-4]
>48 - /warkop/ - $1,109,189,546 [-3]
>49 - /wvt/ - $547,589,324 [No Change]

Hope everyone enjoyed the League!
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>>86409988
>1 - /nasfaqg/ - $13,176,027,559 [No Change]
We won something!
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>>86409988
>people betting so much on /awat/
We will remember the house's confidence
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>>86409988
>>47 - /numbers/ - $1,224,708,044 [-4]
>>49 - /wvt/ - $547,589,324 [No Change]
kek speaks volumes about what we care about
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>>86411719
To be fair, most of the bottom half didn't make it out of groups, which limited their ability to have bets placed on them in the first place.
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>>86411803
>>86409988
>>20 - /rrat/ - $2,228,615,195 [-4]
KEK
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help it's stuck in my head
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Here's the same list as >>86409988, but this time based on the Average amount per betting pool that the team was in.

>1 - /nasfaqg/ - $13,176,027,559
>2 - /lia/ - $4,933,162,040
>3 - /vtwbg/ - $4,775,142,585
>4 - /jidf/ - $4,531,411,437
>5 - /mogu/ - $4,141,770,218
>6 - /doog/ - $3,921,268,626
>7 - /choc/ - $3,851,974,032
>8 - /nepolabo/ - $3,710,280,271
>9 - /morig/ - $3,575,167,839
>10 - /uuu/ - $3,550,617,334
>11 - /hlgg/ - $3,143,671,129
>12 - /lig/ - $3,046,602,107
>13 - /holoX/ - $2,952,250,124
>14 - /hfz/ - $2,868,676,229
>15 - /pyon/ - $2,772,571,153
>16 - /wah/ - $2,666,100,567
>17 - /mayo/ - $2,665,178,370
>18 - /who/ - $2,659,818,133
>19 - /skynetFC/ - $2,571,981,779
>20 - /pink/ - $2,503,023,779
>21 - /awat/ - $2,467,070,666
>22 - /tactical/ - $2,418,794,930
>23 - /tsunX/ - $2,402,726,163
>24 - /HAHA/ - $2,387,570,379
>25 - /2434/ - $2,283,003,638
>26 - /rrat/ - $2,228,615,195
>27 - /hag/ - $2,223,519,677
>28 - /brg/ - $2,173,214,134
>29 - /AG/ - $2,172,917,944
>30 - /fvr/ - $2,127,434,203
>31 - /suuji/ - $2,021,879,718
>32 - /justice/ - $2,015,604,041
>33 - /GGG/ - $1,988,481,192
>34 - /pcg/ - $1,867,294,557
>35 - /nijiEN/ - $1,801,133,007
>36 - /HiRyS/ - $1,774,578,355
>37 - /vrt/ - $1,755,255,728
>38 - /manstars/ - $1,717,048,648
>39 - /vsj+/ - $1,676,940,737
>40 - /pcgen3k/ - $1,569,577,266
>41 - /baubau/ - $1,528,592,290
>42 - /ybc/ - $1,522,654,005
>43 - /mint/ - $1,519,519,813
>44 - /pcgia/ - $1,418,295,096
>45 - /mion/ - $1,398,016,809
>46 - /numbers/ - $1,224,708,044
>47 - /warkop/ - $1,109,189,546
>48 - /fig/ - $1,086,098,375
>49 - /wvt/ - $547,589,324
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>>1 - /nasfaqg/ - $13,176,027,559
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>>86413013
tanoshii...
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>>86414040
my reps. tanoshii is fun. natsukashii...
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>>86414167
I mean, it still works?
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>>86414236
I guess. Seeing the pomu cheers brought back memories.
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cash
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COUNTRY ROOOOOOOADS
TO THE PLACE
WHERE I BELONG
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SING US A SONG YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN
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I hope you had the time of your life
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IF EVERYTHING COULD EVER FEEL THIS REAL FOREVER
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kiss me...
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>>86409251
wheres the one with rankings by percentages?
betting anon usually posts it, its like a excel spreadsheet!
the site is neat but...
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did the site just die for anyone else? can't log in rn
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uuuu... Dev-San......
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII TRIAL DEV
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>>86437196
I'll message honk about it again. I've restarted things and it should be back up.
-tdev
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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $3,473,190.10.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 43):
>Mumei :: $132,687.60 [100.07% over Avg]
>Gura :: $119,645.81 [60.07% over Avg]
>Pochimaru :: $57,961.03 [77.65% over Avg]
>Hajime :: $25,746.31 [2.75% over Avg]
>Matsuri :: $23,367.82 [15.84% over Avg]
>Hololive :: $20,629.16 [27.36% over Avg]
>Haato :: $17,703.62 [1.91% over Avg]
>Risu :: $15,785.42 [26.45% over Avg]
>Goldbullet :: $12,204.82 [17.12% over Avg]
>Ao :: $11,269.41 [19.59% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 54):
>Rurudo :: -$213,618.11 [4.87% over Avg]
>Aqua :: -$193,401.19 [60.43% under Avg]
>Amelia :: -$155,593.48 [3.89% over Avg]
>Miko :: -$154,874.35 [69.46% under Avg]
>Lui :: -$99,036.65 [68.57% under Avg]
>Fubuki :: -$57,956.43 [34.44% under Avg]
>Subaru :: -$54,473.85 [42.66% under Avg]
>Ina'nis :: -$42,756.57 [37.34% under Avg]
>Sora :: -$33,785.12 [73.84% under Avg]
>Korone :: -$28,953.42 [39.91% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Marine :: 25.15%
>Aqua :: 21.70%
>Miko :: 20.33%
>Lui :: 16.08%
>Suisei :: 14.90%
>Calliope :: 7.89%
>Kanata :: 5.91%
>Baelz :: 4.96%
>Fubuki :: 4.89%
>Subaru :: 4.40%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$7,151.99
Average Upward Adjustment is $12,837.74
Average Downward Adjustment is -$22,582.66

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Kaoru, Mel, Nabi, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and back to the normal schedule.
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>>86438659
>>Mumei :: $132,687.60 [100.07% over Avg]
OHHHHHHH I DON'T HAVE A MUMEI
>>Rurudo :: -$213,618.11 [4.87% over Avg]
OR A RURUDO
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>>86438890
May I interest you in a highly profitable alternative
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>>86438659
thanks for the review!
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>>86441158
kitty!
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I WANT TO BUY THE ORCA
I WANT TO SELL THE ORCA
I WANT TO START A MUTUAL FUND FOR THE ORCA
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE ORCA
I WANT TO MAKE HOT PASSIONATE LOVE TO THE ORCA
I WANT TO SNIFF THE ORCA
I WANT TO LICK THE SWEAT OFF THE ORCA
I WANT TO WASH THE ORCA
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE THE ORCA
I WANT TO START OF LOVING FAMILY WITH THE ORCA
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>>86444090
nyo
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it was a good day to buy funds, I messed up the captcha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-67b13zFzA
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Dawn of the final day
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>>86472493
joshu spit that out, those are bad for you
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Just wanted to give a shout out to Caretaker-kun and everyone involved with revamping the team for VTL7.
I know we may have given you guys a lot of work, but I really like and believe in the team.

VTL would not be the same without an OG like /nasfaqg/.
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>>86472758
/nasfaqg/ made it pretty far this time
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>>86475542
I think the team made it further last season.
just to be pes'd by /corpo/ in the second half.
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>>86464356
I forgot to buy funds...
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>>86472758
wao
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Board will be going nuclear shortly.
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>>86482928
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Goodnight anons
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>>86483156
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>86483156
ANON WAKE UP
AME IS JUMPING OFF THE ROOF
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>>86482928
From Ame or?
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>>86483542
Most likely, yeah.
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Nabi mama mentioned
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there's a universe where John Lennon holding a plate of pasta made it onto our team...
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>>86490538
imagine all the pasta
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>>86491137
kek
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Ame kept the time traveling watch instead of giving it back to Kronii.
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cash
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keab
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Bah, the hat doesn't fit
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Azuchin is playing Geoguessr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dInxLwovKQc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dInxLwovKQc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dInxLwovKQc
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>>86533999
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post em
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>>86535110
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>>86535714
IS THAT A
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>>86539129
Stuff this orca into a washing machine
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>>86540324
yeah, but right after I'm done with her.
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>week 53!!! congratulations to UUU in winning vtl! amaz8ng show everyone! current value: $3,730,730,146,165.52 current price: $1,978,720.71 current volume: 1,795,182 last payout per share: $32,153.57 today too is the best day to buy koyolabo! thank you for your support!! TO THE TOP! WAOOOOOO! -koyolabo (ᐡ •͈ ·̫ •͈ ᐡ)ノ
-koyolabo weekly investor report!
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Buying all funds
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A bit green today, some funds are buyable but most seem to be a sell
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>>86548500
I am buying ALL FUNDS you dirty kike
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Hi friends! I wanted to explore Ame's VRChat aquarium and thought, hey, why not bring some friends with me? And then I thought, why not invite the thread? So if anyone wants to join in, I'm planning to explore Ame's holomem aquarium this Saturday, probably in the afternoon burger time (so evening for EU bros). All are welcome. This would be a couple hours before any potential movie night.
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>>86551834
I'll be there
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>>86551834
I should mention times are flexible, I can move it to when people are free/want to do it. Can do morning (burger time) even, if necessary.
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>>86551834
Sure, I'd be interested in joining! Depends on the time though since I generally raid in FF14 around 16 UTC to 18-19
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>>86551834
I'm short on lube tho.
I guess I can make a run to Walmart before the start.
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>>86552579
>>86554945
Tentatively 3 PM server time? That gives us two hours before movie night. Also we don't have a movie ready.
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>>86561409
wao
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die
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>>86478469
two whores
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>>86551834
what if we kissed in the /nasfaqg/ aquarium date, haha jk... unless?
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Goodnight anons
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>>86571318
ANON WAKE UP I AM THE EGGMAN WITH THE MASTER PLAN
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>>86571318
I AM THE EGGMAN
THATS WHAT I AM
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>>86576759
seggs
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>clean my toilet
>it stinks of pine
>wash my laundry
>pine
>mop the floor
>pine
>clean the counter
>pine
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/become/ pine
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>>86582195
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>>86583302
No. The stink of pine compels me.
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>>86551834
I already have a hot nasfaq aquarium date but you kids have fun!
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There's a post VTL7 poll up
https://forms.gle/RFAwDG8cY9T1rsAN8
Vote on your favorite match, goal, etc.

Maybe give caretaker and friends some credit for our shiny new digs. Or don't, I can't tell you what to do.
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>>86561409
That sounds good to me I think? What time would that be in UTC or PST?
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true!
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>>86600169
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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $3,348,450.81.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 34):
>Kiara :: $194,920.48 [214.15% over Avg]
>Amelia :: $123,763.62 [49.78% over Avg]
>Chloe :: $59,972.19 [65.88% over Avg]
>Baelz :: $44,328.19 [71.63% over Avg]
>HLuna :: $34,805.09 [19.29% over Avg]
>Haato :: $33,588.94 [9.52% over Avg]
>Nana :: $24,959.57 [4.73% under Avg]
>Rikka :: $23,668.84 [21.95% over Avg]
>Izuru :: $17,843.32 [6.48% under Avg]
>Hajime :: $16,591.14 [14.14% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 63):
>Rurudo :: -$177,200.16 [40.25% under Avg]
>Okayu :: -$158,816.00 [44.53% under Avg]
>Calliope :: -$120,771.11 [57.54% under Avg]
>Towa :: -$111,232.73 [65.93% under Avg]
>Suisei :: -$102,770.19 [75.33% under Avg]
>AZKi :: -$79,939.74 [75.29% under Avg]
>Fuwamoco :: -$50,655.55 [20.18% under Avg]
>Gura :: -$49,694.97 [3.27% under Avg]
>Hololive :: -$37,529.22 [16.99% under Avg]
>Zeta :: -$30,458.99 [36.85% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Suisei :: 31.69%
>Watame :: 17.52%
>Calliope :: 17.08%
>Marine :: 16.74%
>Miko :: 15.96%
>Aqua :: 12.81%
>AZKi :: 11.54%
>Lui :: 9.66%
>Towa :: 9.36%
>Okayu :: 6.77%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$4,570.00
Average Upward Adjustment is $20,184.86
Average Downward Adjustment is -$17,132.16

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Kaoru, Mel, Nabi, Rushia, and Sana,

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and keep it casual.
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You just won a lot of Shekel during divegrass and are not sitting on it? tsk tsk such a waste.

Why not invest it in Pioneers Seiso Mutual Fund???
We are currently at 0% fee for our Anniversary (which is in 2 days) and our main coin, AZKi, is down today.

WOW WHATADEAL!
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>>86600169
konkoyo!
>>86604435
thanks for the update!
>>86605035
wao okay!
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>>86604435
thanks for the review!
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Seiso Market Update
You know those discounts you were used to seeing? Well, here there are!

>Kiara is up after hovering around in no man's land.
>Amelia is still gaining speed after "affiliation" stream.
>Chloe is POE POE POE so SELL SELL SELL.
>Kanadeeeeeeeee! is doing well, too well, sell.
>Luna - get rid of it before it gets to it's avg.
>Bae - she isn't high up there, but I would say to sell some as it will crash back. Get your profits while you can.
>Prices are are now starting to come back to Earth. Music coins will see more most drops.

BUY
>Suisei - BUY OF THE DAY.
>AZKi - Why not stock up? Her Anniversary is next month.
>Watame - It's a coin that will take it's time to rise. But, it's cheap so...
>Miko - Not sure wtf is wrong with the coin, but Miko under 30k is a strong buy.
>Towa - Non believers will tell you to steer clear, I say "stfu anon".
>Mio - women over 30 are like a fine wine, this coin can help you in the future.
>Ayame - feeling a bit adventurous? Ayame is just bit over 49k, which is usually where she bottoms out and then picks up. But, she has been streaming as of late, so you never know if it will only hurt her...

Thats all my little brain can put out right now. Leave a comment if I missed anything.
Stay Seiso.
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BUY TOWA
>>86604435
BUY TOWA
>>86608128
BUY TOWA
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>>86608128
smu love!
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>>86608128
>>Suisei - BUY OF THE DAY.
OHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>86608128
thanks for the update!
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>>86611680
suipiss
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>>86613118
bottled at the source
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Seems like a good day to buy funds
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>>86605035
Fuck it, it's been a while, I need my seiso fix
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>>86617732
I am going to buy ALL funds
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>>86605035
>You just won a lot of Shekel during divegras
I lost 3 billion...
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>>86618097
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>>86618097
Koyolabo misappropriating funds for betting?
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I'm trying to remember what we had lined up before divegrass but I'm drawing blanks, what are we watching this weekend? I know at some point we wanna do Gunbuster but that takes a little more lead time to set up I think
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>>86623958
its October
ITS TIME FOR SPOOKY
lets watch army of darkness
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>>86625725
I'm not opposed to spooky at all. That'd be fine.
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>>86630181
cute gozaru
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>>86630795
wait...
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>>86625725
>>86627675
What is Army of Darkness?
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>>86636241
the greatest isekai ever told
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFriRcIwqNU
its technically a sequal to evil dead 2 which is a retelling of evil dead 1
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>>86636727
>International
>Theatrical
>Director
Three different versions of this shit. Tell me which one nao.
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>>86637621
theatrical
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>>86637872
Any particular reason?
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>there is ALSO a Collector's Edition
lmao
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>>86637894
I believe the theatrical one has the canon ending while the directors cut has the doomer ending and the international is the same as theatrical but with some scenes removed?
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We should watch all kinds of schlocky films this month. Army of Darkness, Return of the Living Dead, Alien vs Predator... maybe we could watch some of the classic spook movies, like the original Halloween.
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>>86637992
International seems to have the extra scenes from the Director's Cut but WITHOUT the doomer ending/with the US Theatrical ending. That seems best.
>>86638382
BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE!
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>>86638431
I'm ALWAYS down to watch Beetlejuice, I love that movie immensely. I was meaning to go see the new one this week actually.
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>>86638476
We have seen it before. Not sure if I left it up on the server or deleted it. Would have to wait until my server is re-racked (TBA). I have internet and a desktop now though so I can at least queue new movies up.
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>>86638558
well I'm fine with Army of Darkness for this week. I'll watch pretty much anything Sam Raimi has ever touched.
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>>86638631
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so we got 4 Saturdays unless we also wanna have a movie on halloween night
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testing to verify the latest /g/ schizo theory

ahem

yep, /g/ is right. it is so over holy shit
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>>86641250
What does this mean
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>>86642143
you can't submit a post with more than three niggers and faggots sitewide
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>>86642819
simply submit posts with zero of either of those things and you won't run afoul of this schizophrenia
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Goodnight anons
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>>86643407
how about no? fucking fag
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>>86643774
takeshi, stop!! your body can't handle it!
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>army of darkness
>Beetlejuice

2 other movies suggestions
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it's koyover
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>>86646755
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>>86641250
holy shit, it just goes straight into the ether, even with the cuckpass
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Bros the lizard that hangs out on my front door got a GF already.
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>>86643613
ANON WAKE UP
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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>>86650935
typical shitposter disinformation
NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER
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>>86652482
>try cyrillic because lol
>they actually blocked that
>but they didn't block your NLGGER
lmao
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what about Greek?
ΝΙGGΕR ΝΙGGΕR ΝΙGGΕR ΝΙGGΕR
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sorry sir, but you have hit your nigger usage limit. Would you like to take a 4chan gold account subscription for an unlimited nigger access?
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>>86654615
hang on I think I still have a few left
ոigger ոigger ոigger ոigger
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>>86654745
woah there think of the advertisers!!!!
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towa towa towa towa
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>>86655723
Error: Duplicate file exists. here. >>86367361
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buy hawk towa
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kwab
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twao
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