THE WINNER IS DECIDED TODAYGET HYPThread for all discussion, shitposts and banter related to /vt/ League 7.https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_7>what is divegrassPut simply, a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer being competed between teams which are embodiments of threads/generals of /vt/. The players represent facets of each thread/generals culture. All of the matches are AI versus AI.>when to watchDay 1-3: September 6-8Day 4-6: September 13-15Day 7-9: September 20-22Day 10-12: September 27-29>where to watchhttp://vtleague.420699.xyz/>LISTEN UP! The Official ∕vt∕ League Albumhttps://files.catbox.moe/nck8ya.torrentToday's Matches:/GGG/ vs /mogu//hlgg/ vs /jidf//lig/ vs /choc//uuu/ vs /nijiEN//SF1/ vs /SF2//SF3/ vs /SF4//3PO1/ vs /3PO2//F1/ vs /F2/
good luck!
Haachama karaoke on the pre-show btw.
Godspeed to you, brave saplings. Avenge /ag/ as viciously as possible
I pray for /uuu/s down fall
>>86360390Come here
>>86360439This, but NijiEN instead
>>86360439(You)r luck will run out this time, Nijisisters.
30 MINUTES TO GOSHOW ME YOUR FUCKING WAR FACES
>>86360390if we lose to niji I will actually throw up
>>86360573
>>86360506>he thinks only nijisisters hate watching /uuu/ play
THE FINAL VTL7 SCRIPT OF THE DAY:Thereis noscriptretardscunnyleaguecunnyboard
beebkiss
Unless /choc/ wins this league is truly a wash. Their redemption arc as underdogs has been amazing and whichever team eliminates them deserves nothing but scorn.
>>86360884this or /uuu/ for the funny
with /ag/ knocked out I hope /mogu/ or /choc/ takes this one
>>86360987Nah, /uuu/ already deserves scorn.They know what they've done.
>>86357916Thread died before I could respond.>Day 2 Part 2https://youtube.com/live/_Nyb88McOBM>Day 3https://youtube.com/live/G98E_h8xs5w
>>86360665
>>86360585Do not let your spirit falter! Let them hear your squeeb!
I don't know why, but I feel like /GGG/ may actually win.
/jidf/ vs /choc/ final pls
For you, who's the best player in the entire league?
>>86361466WARWARWARWAR
>>86361466Depends on your definition of best.If we go by most goals + assists alone it's probably Yubi Yubi on /doog/
>>86361599I'm talking about the best player overall, not the best goalscorer. It's basically who would win the Ballon d'Or if it was made for the league.
>>86361466Caramel Idol has been brilliant so far. Individual match was Local Italian, insane saves and even got a benalty.
>>86361466Always the best.
please let the Architect have the most assists
>>86360573N
>>86361466From a goalkeeping stand point? Local Italian has been on fire, as has Slapgod. Breakout act? Man of Sex. Constantly come in clutch for this /nijiEN/ rise. Best player visuals? Most of /haha/ killed it. As for general overall? Depends who makes the finals.
if a bad team (read: non-hololive) wins the league is dead
>stream starts on time>(You) should be honored by my latenessWhat did Beebs mean by this song selection?
>>86361327This is my preference too
>>86360573Cunny.
>>86361187>/vrt/
>>86362272sex
if /mypreferredteam/ doesn't win than this league is a sham
>>86362378Hey, she's also a chocolate /lig/ger
>>86362493barely, and you wish. I like her though.
>90% of goals are defenders being retarded and losing the ball to strikersPES 21 honestly worked just fine.
MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU
It's over
Is the goalhorn playing automated somehow or does Beebs have to check a flowchart and push a button?
>>86363193I think he manually does it, he's accidentally played the wrong ones before
>>86363193he has a piece of software that has labeled buttons which play music.
>>86363193https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Rigdio
WHAT THE FUCK
if this was irl that keeper would be lynched
Fucking tiefags
>>86363351>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/RigdioSo you tell the program what happened in PES and it chooses the song?
>>86363714yes
>>86363714teams set up conditions for what plays in a config file basically
why are fat cats so hot
My picks were>/mogu/>/jidf/>/choc/>/uuu/Looking good so far
I AM DONE WITH THOSE DEFENSIVE BLUNDERS, WHERE ARE MY KINO 1-0 AND 0-0 MATCHES
>>86364061dimeless
>>86364122>1-0 and 0-0 matches>kino
>>86364122>WHEREin the trash
>>86364318>>86364407>they don't enjoy the beauty of good defendingFake divegrass fans...
>>86364471>PES>good defendingall 1-0 and 0-0 pes matches are entirely due to strikers huffing too much retard gas in the locker room
What a fucking goal
>>86364471You need to be more specific.GOOD defensive matches are fun to watch.BAD defensive matches are the worst of all doldrums and I would take bad, lopsided shootouts over those any day.
Tactical Nene has been deployed
>>86364587Look at the ratings, it would completely be possible to make the defenders not retarded, but nobody would watch the result except >>86364122.
>>86364665I honestly am not even against a lot of goals in the bigger picture, but if half of the goals come from mistakes it's not that funny (sometimes it is though). A good block and a incredible save are as kino as goals.
broyim, not like this...
HOLO LEAGUEHOLO BOARD
>>86364836WHAT IF I SAY I WILL NEVER SURRENDER
>>86364964AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>86364836YOU JINXED IT
>>86364836Nice one
>another team blowing a lead in a matter of minutes
>59% pass completion59% pass completion>59% pass completion59% pass completion>59% pass completion59% pass completion>59% pass completion59% pass completion
What the fuck...
CUNNY DEBUFF
>>86364964>>86365124>>86365126Heh...
Imagine if that is what decides the match kek
KNEEL
This is at least the second time a goalie has literally given the ball straight to the opposing team and given them a free goal this weekend
Yeah, no, /jidf/ does not deserve a win after that
Its actually over
>>86365807inshaAllah jidf will not be back next league
Manager's pager blew up...
erm where can i submit promos again?
>household names are about get spanked by team who didn't even have a thread up for most of the cupKWAB
>>86366462little late, but in your own thread
I almost forgot that defending wasn't allowed, the Italian will have to make miracles
I like how they always say "a mile offside" initially because they only see where the attacker is when the ball lands.
Who needs defense when you have a keeper?
>>86366893>keeperthats not a keeper, thats a wall
>>86367034Ironically, walls tend to do worse than the godly keepers in vtl.
>Scarle's goal celebration incorporates the ringKino
>/choc/ could win it all after nearly not making the leagueKino
Who's the best chokers of the vtleague? /doog/ or /lig/?
>choc1 holo player>lig0HOLO LEAGUE
No, /lig/, suck on MY chocolate salty balls >:)
>>86367857t. nijisister trying to invoke the curse
Trivia: this 3-1 result is tied for the biggest win /choc/ has had, along with the playoff against /wvt/ and group stage match against /hag/. (The wiki says something about /rrat/ but that's the /wvt/ match.)
>the Fauna game tip finally came up for an actual /uuu/ gameI'm gonna squeeb
PES knowsIt's over
>>86368390the /choc/ caretaker may or may not be in absolute disbelief of this league and has totally forgotten to update this along the league
Squeeb
>>86368586>I post this>Don't Squeeb scores the first goal
A win for /uuu/ is a win for phase connect.
>>86368586SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEB
>The Man of Sex is used to playing from behind
Its fucking over already
Yjk that /nijiEN/ will get the meme comeback today too.
Not even 10 minutes and it's already over...
>>86368752i dont see the connection, but BASED
>>86368616Nyaru stopped watching, /choc/ begin winning, it's that easy.
>>86368820>Counting /nijien/ out after they made a 4-0 comeback
>>86368896My bad
>>86368867
5-3 comeback, screenshot this
if /uuu/ wins the league I hope the winners curse is amplified 10 fold to fauna
>>86368995>ignores the steal from /haha/>still salty about group stage
>/uuu/ gets into semis for the 3rd time in their history (they've played in 4 leagues)Scary
Didn't even think nijiEN would get far, but also beating /haha? That was just pure cosmic gold.I'm cool with this loss, good run.
>>86370124Jinxing it in Niji's favor won't help you.
This shit is annoying.
nijien is doing that again
>>86369288Well, you could still get your 5-3....
>>86369288OH NO NO NO NO>Verification not required.
WHAT A GOAL
>>86369288hey
BURY THEM
>>86369288FOR FAUNA?
>>86369288>>86369288>>86369288WTF
>>86369288yeah sure
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FUCK THIS LEAGUE, I AM CONVINCED THAT SOMEONE SCRIPTED THIS
Stop rigging it. It's not funny.
>even ELFS has had enough of this bullshit
>Another /nijien/ comebackPlease fix your script Beebs. It's stops being impressive when it happens regularly.
ok but what if /nijiEN/ won for the shits and giggles
You really can't hate fraudsemi enough.
>>86370908That'd just be the shits
As long as neither team disturbs the /choc/ story I don't care who wins this.
>thinking you can beat the faunster in extra time
6-6 (6)
>>86371213Stop jinxing it.
>>86371221Too good to happen
>>86371259I don't jinx. I talk shit and get away with it.
Fucking finally, Jesas
THE GOOD GUYS WON!
NIJI IS OUT, I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU FAUNA
>>86371500>/uuu/>good guysLet's not get hasty
>Joke character defeats the villainKino
>da wose hat trick>/uuu/ still wins>3 8.0sthe best possible outcome erm actually
>8.0>8.0>8.0
/AG/ HAS BEEN AVENGED>Verification not required.
>>86368752phaseGODS!
God I wish Fauna would fuck my girlfriend
>>86371630Strong contender for match of the league
>>86371683This is canon. I'm Fauna btw
>>86371683>fauna is thick>soft-spoken vegetarianVerification is definitely required.
I think that there is literally not a single team other than /uuu/ that could have won this. They're winning the league, only things to possibly stop that would be a Nene or Italian masterclass.
>Choc versus HololiveHow do you like these odds?
>>86371810you are asking for a dog fucker pasta
>both Fauna threads liveposting and celebrating /uuu/s win Cute
>>86371835something something casting couch meme
>>86371683Now /HAHA/ needs a Selen Bear redemption arc...
>>86371866>both Fauna threadsI assume this means /uuu/ plus whatever random brownfeet bait thread.
well /hlgg/ you had a good run
>>86371683>deleted???
uuu is flashing
>>86371683>fauna is thick and deliciousNo one post her wrists
>>86371973I meant /uuu2/
>>86371973>does he know
>>86371866>gets revenge on /doog/>takes out /nijien/ and ends their underdog storylineTruly the /uuu2/ thread
Someone fucked up the list of /mogu/ goalhorns on the wiki btw
>1 extra minute declared>continues past 49'
kek
>>86373058Realistically its been like that since vtl3
>>86371683>[Deleted]
>>86373611>6 gorillion total goals
GGIUS HJAVE FUN NIJIEN IS OVER BUT IHEOIPE PYOU GUYS HAVE GUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNvm0tvtym0vNNNNNN
>Another semifinals loss for globalThey can't catch a break
MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU
MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU
If the final is mogu vs uuu...
Who is the biggest knockouts choke artist: lig, hlgg or doog?
>The finals are going to be two of the most dimeless snoozefest jabronie teams in the league.At least the 3rd place match will probably be decent.
>>86374683Yes.
>>86374683/hfz/
>>86374683/doog/, no questions asked. They have never missed a knockout stage since their debut in vtl3 and never gotten past quarter finals once and then they ended 4th. .
Why is the onigiri emote called "sandwich10"?
/hlgg/ I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THEREYOU MADE EVERYONE PROUD DON'T FORGET IT ITS TIME TO PARTY BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO WATCH THIS FINALS
are the finalists autopilots or managed?
>>86375032The last managed team just got beaten.
>>86375138good, fuck managers, i was worried pes16 might have let them get too far to begin with
>>86374986Old cup lore from the main cytube from which the original emote list was imported.
>>86375212
Holy shit the conditions for this match.
>the menuQRD?
cam on /choc/!
Holy shit the goalkeeping this match
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA
>fauna>own goalPottery.
>>86375212Explains a lot of things.
post the fauna soundpost you know the one
It's called lulling them into a false sense of security
GAMER OF EN
If /uuu/ wins after this I'm going to shit.
Anuaf is the best striker of this league and I have absolutely no doubt about it, she does that shit all by herself.
>>86376714Best Striker vs Best Keeper
>>86376778literally this
>>86376778>an unstoppable force vs an immovable object
>>86376778This.
I feel like you guys forgot about the red-conditioned Don't Squeeb.
>>86376661Get your anus ready, Anon.
Holy chant abuse batman
divegrass specific gamer of EN
/mogu/ vs /uuu/
No fucking way.
Holo league.Holo board.
>>86376661anon, I'm so sorry
Im huffing the retard gas, /uuu/ is going to win the whole thing.
>>86374994Thanks
Shit...
>>86376661 (You)brb
I'm so sorry /choc/.
>>86376661hey man
It's official, the script sucks
>Own goal? Then it is an even fight.
ban /uuu/
>/uuu/ has to give choc a own goal to not embarrass them too hard
>>86376661Dude...
/uuu/ bros should have given us another free goal...
I'm done now.I hope the rest of you will have fun.
Well, there goes interesting final
>>86375212PHASEGODSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>86377445>[UUUSER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
/uuu/ just cannot be stopped, but they could be losing their second final here.
Too bad /choc/ didn't make it, I really liked them.
We did it holoGODS!
>>86377425See you next league anon
>every Holo vs Holo final is a boring blowoutTragic. Hopefully next league will have real kino
>>86377738Seeing how ridiculously good /mayo/ was in VTL 5, that result was kind of understandable.
>>86377349>>86377425I hope it was a good shit, anon.
/ag/ has really dominated the game tips today huh.
>>86378074It was. Clean paper and all.
This goalhorn isn't on the list...
This league is so ass
>>86378307It's extremely funny how /choc/ eliminated /vsj+/, /vtwbg/ and /lig/, but fell against the first Hololive thread that got against them.
>>86378307Yeah, Scarle's
This script is so fucking bullshit
ok but can we talk about what happened to the italian?
>>86379011Switched sides?
>>86379011Still the best keeper in the league, but without a defence you're not going to keep clean sheets.
Triangle wins again kekis /vt/ league just us watching Triangle smashing his action figures together and when some kid tries to play along he'll throw the new toys away because he only wants to play by himself?
>>86379144>red tekken tuesday>still making the keeper put in this much work
You can be good, great or even legendary, Nene will ALWAYS put you back in your place no matter what.
>>86379011He's against a beast.
jesas fuck
HOLOLEAGUEHOLOBOARDHOLOWORLDHOLOUNIVERSENEVER FUCKING FORGET IT, YOU ARE ALL MERELY TOLERATED AS GUESTS HEREKNOW YOUR PLACEKNEEL TO HOLOLIVE OR PERISH
>>86379300going back to back between Anuaf and Nenechi is a HUGE ask
>>86379340You are jinxing it again fucking retard.
NOT YET, HOLOS! IT'S NOT OVER YET!
>>86379340holy based
Chocolate disco, just one more time...
Nene is playing as 5
>>86379340Good job lmao
I love black women
HOLOBROS? OUR RESPONSE?
>>86379340Well 1st and 2nd place at leasthaha...
>>86379596
>>86379340>>86379362GET JINXED GET JINXED GET JINXED GET JINXED
>>86379594>>86379625>>86379362WE STILL ON TOP
this momentum was ridiculous
>/choc/ gets the bronzeIt was scripted
>/choc/ gets the brown medalPOETRY
Are Italian goalies the new meta?
>>86379680>>86379714kino
>>86379728hasn't helped us lately
>>86379714BEAUTIFUL
>>86379680>>86379714Perfect
>>86379728>Buffon >New
>>86379778You've had 6 chances to replace him.
Just think, this is Nenechi at mere 6.5 power...
Anyone seeing what I'm seeing
>>86380023THANKS DOC
>>86380023Thanks doc
>>86380023a boring as fuck final match?
>>86380023gracias medico
Battle of the Chumbuds, winner gets Gura
>>86380023Thank you doc.
>>86380023GRACIAS DOCTOR
>>86380023Kiitos tohtori
>>86380023thanks doc!
>>86380023ありがとう先生
>>86380023Appreciate it, medicine man
>>86375881List of chocolate vtubers in the OP (that I think is horribly out of date)
>>86380023
>>86380023Dzięki doktorze!
>>86380023Danke Doktor
>has to start fighting from 49th place>will most likely get the golden glove and possibly the golden boot>only gets 3rd
>/holox/ won VTL6 after losing in the VTL4 finals>/uuu/ in the VTL7 finals after losing in the VTL5 finalsGee, I wonder who is going to win
JP vs EN
>>86380312they just love bronze that much
>>86380023Tack läkare
>>86380023thangs dog :DDD
>>86380312>team about bronze chuubas>chasing the bronzedare i say kino?
The retard gas has already seeped into the wallpaper.
>>86380312Right? Literal racism.
>>86380023'fala doktore
Last 2 digits are the number of goals in this match
>>86380023Cпacибo дoк
>>86380594I believe.
>>86380594HOLY SMOKES
>look up the source video for anuaf's goalhorn>read commentskek
>>86380594LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLOLEAGUE
Phasegods support our satellite thread /uuu/
>>86380783Most insightful post
>>86380594um.....
>no legs>still manages to dribble around /uuu/'s defence
Anuaf is the best striker in this league without a doubt. Some come close, but she's just too good.
>>86380594prophet?
>Anuaf It feels like she is the mbappe of uuu
The golden boot race is currently a tie between Anuaf and Caramel Idol with 16 goals
>>86381674Looks like nothing's tied anymore, she's the best.
>>86381674Guess we have the answer as if that was in doubt holy
Anuaf cannot be stopped
So when is Anauf and Local italian going to be on the /vt/ team proper?
more strikers should try going barefoot honestly, it really works for Anuaf at least
Fauna singing Mogu Mogu in her membership stream at this very moment, this is interference on the astral plane
>>86382272SHE KNOWSSHES /HERE/
>>86377738Apologize
Outstanding
Well done Sappy Crew.
I got 5/8 of the match results I wanted, not bad
dimeless finals
Did (You) have The Fun, anon?
>the script was making final a shitty daily dose jokeSo lame it snaps back into kino. Not really.
>>86382540/lig/ger pls
This is a finalist that somehow had enough POI.The thread has been alive today for their run to the final
>>86368752>>86375212>>86380539>>86380806
>>86382190god i need to cum in those soles
>>86382620Cope
>>86382620Triangle and Beebs will defend this
>>86382620How?
Boy I HATE Anuaf!
>>86382620Oof.
>>86382620>15 posts in 6 hoursunimaginably grim
>>86382620/doog/ and /mogu/ need to be culled by virtue of the fact it is impossible for either of them to have passing poi. the jig is up.
PES16 has been a disaster for the /vt/ league
>>86382620>/mythread/ has more divegrass posts than they have altogether>>we didnt even play todaygrim
>>86382620The thread hit bump limit earlier this week. Neither talent streamed today and one is sick. No shit it's not as active.
FAUNA SWEEP
KEK
>>86383093copethere are generals in the catalog today that didn't even play that posted more about divegrass than this illegitimate thread that for some reason has 2 teams
>>86383282Cry more.