/become/ editionPrevious Thread >>86438028>Upcoming StreamHome3D Reveal @9:00PM ET>Previous Streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO1mV6DDDf0>1st orisong BORN TO BE "BAU"DOLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aThUfmKQgaY>Debuthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kttt7pb5o6I>3D Debuthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqiU63uqC9U>Youtube Channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@FUWAMOCOch/featured>Schedulehttps://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1840262884477051248>Unarchived Content (twitter spaces, karaokes, etc)https://rentry.org/baunarchived>Songshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf4O_VcbYo24EjtizbTZt_tTgwXaaK8N- (official playlist of all covers and songs they've released or starred in.)>Merchhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q=%22Talent_モココ・アビスガード%22 (Mococo)https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q=%22Talent_フワワ・アビスガード%22 (Fuwawa)>/baubau/-related content (baubau sings, nsfw, VN/anime list, VTL team info)https://rentry.org/baucontent>Thread Templatehttps://pastebin.com/bgugZTcD
==REMINDER TO ALL MENHERA==>M: Please don't get merch because you feel pressured or anything like that. DON'T do anything that you don't want to. We really mean it, okay?>F: So you know, maybe you're like, "Oh, well, you know, maybe if I make a clip maybe more people will discover FUWAMOCO from there!" - it's true, but maybe you REALLY don't like video editing... Maybe don't that.>M: However you want to, okay?>F: You know, oshikatsu's supposed to be fun! You know, just tweeting, being loud ->M: Being HERE with us!>F: Yeah!>M: That's all - that's MORE that we can ask for!>F: Yeah, being like, "Ah! My best friend, you know, I REALLY like these vtubers called FUWAMOCO!". You know, those kinds of things, you know...>M: So, please, don't feel like, "Oh, THIS Ruffian is doing all this and I'M not doing ANYTHING"...>F: No. You know, oshikatsu is fun for everybody and ANYBODY!>M: You should never feel like that, okay? So PLEASE don't compare yourselves to somebody else, okay?>F: We just want you to have fun. You shouldn't feel pressure.>M: We don't want you to disappear because of something, you know...>F: Yeah, so, you know... if your smile's in trouble...>*Both shake their heads*>M: Just don't worry, we just want you to be here with us.>F: Yeah, we wanna protect your smile and have fun together, Ruffians!>M: You got it? It's not work! It should be FUN! We understand that you compare yourselves to others and stuff like that... SO THAT'S WHY WE SAY "DON'T"! We get it, you know? Because we felt it too before, okay? *reads chat message* You wish you could superchat more? IT'S OKAY! DON'T WORRY! We want you to have fun.>F: And you know, it's the little things that count, too, you know. So, just sending a tweet like, "BAU BAU!" - that helps, you know?>M: Yeah! Do what you can!>F: "I'm on break right now, you know! I had a real delicious sandwich! FUWAMOCO, I had a delicious sandwich!" ... You know, it makes us happy to know that you're thinking about us cause sometimes, you know, we get a little bit lonely. Like, "are the Ruffians thinking about us...?">M: Please don't worry, okay? *reads chat message* You can't write well? It's OKAY! Don't worry about it!>F: But it makes us really happy to know you're thinking about ways you can help us, Ruffians...>M: We don't want you to get sad and be like, "I can't enjoy FUWAMOCO anymore because I compare myself to other Ruffians", okay?
>>86448073BAU BAU>>86448138B-b-baused
I thought this thing claims to understand JapaneseI… Well before I even answer this, do you mean double FUWAMOCO or you replaced?!I will say, you have so many desirable traits I can't even list them all
>>86448073BAU BAU>>86448138BAUSED
is it even worth scalping the plushies? they will already be so expensive to get from the crane game
odds cum for Fuwawaevens cum for Fuwawa
Here's a playlist of 276 English subbed GTA clips under 10 minuteshttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9lfdqG8hjeJoFPQ5pP6oTaJ_9e5EIF-p
>>86448231can't you just offer to buy one outright if you suck at crane games?
>>86448231They might be the best FUWAMOCO plushies we'll ever get outside of friends with u. Good hololive plushes don't happen often. I'm planning on paying for my entire trip and day off to get them by selling a few of them
i like FWMC, i like them a loteven if they arent in my timeslotone day i hope that they can beas happy as they always make me
>>86448323I was going to post that on #helpFWMC but now I can't because you fucked me and I can't out myself
>>86448323Thank you, saved
>>86448323why is there a random simpsons clip
Love is patient, love is kind.It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.BAUmen.
>>>>86448426Nobody fucking cares, you're all here.
>>86448503bait to get their channel killed by autoplay into content ID
I want to flood Fuwawa's womb with my disgusting slightly damaged ojisan cum every day for the rest of my life.
>>86448554I wrote this post. Except my swimmers aren't damaged.
I miss Fuwawa
rrat Mococo didn't bring her blankie with her to Japan, because she's a grown puppie now
did anyone /here/ get their questions picked for the Euro Truck stream?
>>86448376you sound cute I want to groom you
>>86448550I just went through the whole thing and there wasn't a Simpsons clip, but there was a weird non-Holo clip and some non-GTA clips that I didn't notice so thanks anyways. It's now 268 clips
>>86448073BAU BAU
>>86448797I saw someone taking credit for my question. I'm here but I didn't say I got my question picked but someone else here said it was their question.
>>86448867It was my question.
I wonder if they truly realize I'm being serious when I say they've taken over my life. I cum for them at least four times a day, every day since debut.
>>86448854Meant to also tag>>86448503
>>86448713is this their first bikini armor tag? they should play DQ for more
>>86448713SSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>86448797No, none of my questions were unironically not fit for a "who are FWMC!" stream kek
>>86448733A 31 year old woman with a security blankie...
>>86448554outta the way ojisan, Fuwawa is my woman. I'm younger and have infinitely more stamina than you. I won't let her sleep tonight.
>>86448713nice
>>86448733When did Mococo talk about having a security blanket?
>>86449232never because she doesn't have one (anymore) OKAEY?
>>86448733Fuwawa should buy a weighted blanket for Mococo
I would use her mocobaby blankie as a cum rag after I finish with her
>>86449431You're disgusting. Kill yourself pig
>>86449274I'm serious I don't remember this.
When is the last time (You) felt loved by them?
>>86449689I've never stopped feeling loved by them since the day of their debut. They're simply the best.
>>86449688source I made it the fluff up
>They replaced Fuwawa's Calpico drink with Powerade for the Round1 promotion, yet Mococo still has hersWhaet did they mean by that?
>>86449792Please don't do that, it made me feel like I had forgotten a piece of critical lore.
>>86449939NTA but it's from tier 5 so it's not FUWAMOCO related
>>86449981Either way, a mocoblankie is nothing to joke about
>>86448713Nothing personal ruffians
>>86449981Timestamp?
>>86448713what do pebbles have that we don't?I thought they like ojisans not zoomers... I'm man enough yet...
>>86449933fuwawa doesn't want to be associated with cowpiss
>>86450146There was a Ruffian at BD with a Biboo itabag.
>>86450214Based cunnyseur. I'm not gonna deny that Biboo is sexy. If FWMC asked me I would admit that I want to defile her pristine cunny slit.
>>86450315I don't find Biboo sexy at all. She's cute though.
>>86450315they'd be happy to hear it. They just would hope you'd let them watch and maybe join in a little too
>>86450315You would be removed from the list of potential husbands. Did you really forget their reaction to Mana? AND that they're hags? They dont want their Ruffians lusting after younger women.
>>86448064>/become/ FWMCplease stop i can only get so erect
>>86450497Mana is boring and in every VNBiboo is on the sex approved list
>>86450129Pretty sure he's making stuff up cause I dont remember anything, but to be fair I forget more than half of what they tell us. Sometimes I forget what they say right when the stream ends.
>>86450583The sex approved list contains 7 names>Fuwawa>Mococo>Fuwanee>Mocochan>Moco-hime>Fuwa-hime>FUWAMOCO
>>86450497biboo is approved sex list and a hag too. it's ok
>>86450773Neither of those are true
Mococo loves cunny though.
>>86448797Got one out of four. Not that bad.
>>86450838She wants to BE a cunny. There's a difference
>>86450368What about now? https://files.catbox.moe/pop5z7.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/4j3oee.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/5s0joh.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/75lzxp.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/iml7y3.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/3ah4ue.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/nymg1l.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/btuxeq.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/vg1yx5.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/4ny9ke.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/to9jq6.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/n1vjge.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/zgydh0.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/srppmv.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ysbwhn.mp3
>>86450738My possessive wives...
>>86450368I'm the same way. She's a cutie who deserves headpats
>>86450913I could fap to this but this is just her design. I don't find Biboo sexy.
Biboo is cute but wants to be seen as sexyMococo is sexy but only wants to be seen as sexyFuwawa is both and proud of it
>>86449689Valentine's member stream
>>86449689today
>>86451155not tomorrow
>>86450738BAUSED
>>86451071Not even when she spent like 5 minutes talking about pebbles becoming her feet knights and about how they shouldn't kiss or sniff or lick her feet though? That whole talk was foot fetish pandering...
>>86450738Holy shit...
>>86451203I'm not a footfag so that doesn't appeal to me.
Mococo is not sexy.
I'm a man with lots of desire.
>>86451092>Wuffians... BAU BAU!
>>86451252Okay, fine
>>86451259She sure is cute though!
I want Mococo to rub her cold feet all over me
>>86450497>pink and blue... the other colors?>dont worry about themOh how they forget
>>86448797I got 1 EN, best I could have hoped for.
>>86451336Literally everyone desires Noel. Even Suisei who is notoriously prude has fondled those tits. She's not the type of feel other girls breasts at all but she's felt Noel's.
>>86451336JESAS
Almost 8k votes on the poll and exactly 3 out of 4 ruffians want to become Fuwawa or Mococo if they couldI wonder how they feel about that. What kind of result did they expect you think?
>>86451415Let them remove themselves from the list. I'll be there for them and them alone for the next thousand years and beyond.
>>86451203i liked when she talked about peeing on the pebbles
970k soon. Don't know how long they can keep the momentum but it looks like the JP stream worked out just as planned for them.
>>86451500I'm an open whore but they still love me, anyways.
>>86451461Except Kanata, who still hasn't fondled them after being given the okay, after "earning" it...At this point I think Noel just needs to turn it into a stream idea or something to force her to do it already.
>>86451509Time stamp for the pee and feet knight talks?
>>86451546Kanata is all talk. That or she's afraid that once she did her full lesbo would be unlocked and she couldn't live in denial anymore.
>>86451546She's the purest member of hololive. You shouldn't want to see her corrupted. She's only for (You)
Allah permitted me to have many wives.
>>86451562wolf game
>/become/ Fuwawa>have to deal with Mococo sneezing on your face, >sitting on your lap randomly, >crying because the sky looked pretty, >have to cook for her so she doesnt starve, >have to cuddle her when shes cold,>have to constantly move your hands so she doesnt see your veins and vomit(which you will have to clean)>have to reassure here at all hours of the dayDo you really want to handle all that Ruffians...?
>>86451513Home3D and clips watchalong will hopefully bring in more tourists. Pretty optimistic they can hit 990k by the end of this month.
>>86451336>>86451623
my piss is copper color no matter how much water I drink today
>>86451630>have enormous fluffy tits>can literally have sex with Mococo and abuse her whenever I want>can visit other holos like Koyo or Marine or Okayu and literally just have sex with them>control 99% of the money we (FUWAMOCO) makeBeing Fuwawa must be great...
>>86451500I am simply trying to save the souls of the newfriends who do not know FWMC well enough. I am simply too charitable
>>86451353Hnnng my heart
>>86451744
>>86451630>>86451808I'd rather become Mococo and get babied by Fuwawa
>>86451797Dogtor now. Do you go to the gym? Sometimes if you go too hard, your miscles can break down and you can literally piss out your own liquified muscle.
>>86451867sheesh
You aw actuaw twannies.Kiww youwsewbes.
>>86451942>>86452005B-B-BAUSED
>>86451630I feel like I'd prefer to be Mogogo so I could flip the script take care of Fuwawa. Fuwawa unirnically NEEDS to be taken care of. She's like a big baby with breasts who somehow landed in the role of caretaking her sister who's an even bigger baby
ehehehe twannies!!
>>86451942Baused
>>86452005
>>86451942BAUSED
twans wights?
>>86451583I don't know why Jap women complain about the men being "herbivores", all the stories I've heard from other Holomems about Marine, Matsuri, and other girls that are known for being forward-- are basically about how they end up pussying out when others show interest.Autism runs deep in the Jap soul.
>>86452005Is there anyone who hasnt been btfo'd by the UwUposters? How do you reply without spunding angry?
watching through the ETS vod and i can't stop laughing at them replying to english maros in japanese. i wonder what the thread looked like as it was happening
>>86451942I like being a man though
>>86452304Thread wasn't bad because it was early morning so most americans were asleep.
>>86452304The thread didn't say anything because they actually replied to them all in eigo, so I'm not sure what stream you're watching
>>86452133>big baby with breasts heh but yeah they literally had to call dogdaddy to replace a lightbulb
>>86452304>he doesn't know about the thread syncer
>>86452291>spundingwmao spewwing mistake
>>86452386>dogdaddy
>>86452304They replied in EN tho
>>86451687I have no idea how long it's going to take, but they're 100% going to do an endurance stream to grind the last few subs. Will they do an endurance karaoke though? They usually don't sing more than 15 songs.
>>86452432papa puppy dog daddy flufffuzz father same thing
>>86452386>dogdaddyIts Papapuppy
>>86452304I was surprised the amount of EN malos they did considering they put it in the JP playlist.
>>86452588They more than likely received way more EN then JP marro's, cause they kept retweeting the post over and over again during JP dinner time(when they're all.off work).
>>86452463>>86452384ah yes sorry, they said like one sentence in english in between multiple paragraphs of japanese. don't overdose on the copium pls
>>86452588I wasnt shocked at all. I knew they' read a bunch of them. Reading EN mallows was unavoidable due to the sheer number they probably received. Wouldn't be surprised if they got more than JP
I want to feel their tits too...
>>86452588That's just because the ratio of EN to JP submitted was probably 90 to 10. I personally sent 74 mallows
Say what you will but their growth in the past two weeks has been amazing, they were going really slow for a while but picked up pace now and they'll do anything to continue riding this for another 30k Then they can finally chill and rest, cause once you get 1M you get the wish and way more sponsorship opportunities
>>86452728>JPschizos rewriting history already so they can threadshitHow pathetic can you be?
>>86452728If you wanted to shitpost, youre a few hours late brah. The stream is public and we were all there, no need to construct fanfiction?
Reminder that FWMC belong to the EOPs.
If I were Fuwawa I'd wear lots of loose fitting clothing and hang out on trains and in alleyways
>>86452809>Then they can finally chill and rest,I hope they do, but I can't say I feep the same level of optimism about the post-1milly world. At the very least, I hope they decide to prioritize fun over growth when it comes to streaming
Fuwawa loves me because I'm perfect and poor
got a like on my #FUWAMOCO good luck tweet
>>86453010>I hope they decide to prioritize fun over growth when it comes to streamingKeky. Nice joke.
>>86452917Yup, they said as much today
>>86452556>rightliterally who
>>86453010They are literally never going to stop prioritizing growth over fun. Even if they sell out a full arena sololive in the biggest venue in Japan they'd never be happy or slow down. It's a blessing as a fan because we get so much but it's probably hell for them. They don't ever get to celebrate achievements fully because they're always onto the next thing.
>>86453043>t.
>>86453129Just someone else who abandoned them.
>>86452920Would
>>86453010Things will be more chill, but on the other hand they're going to prioritize music and stream less, which will enrage the schizos even more. Not to mention appearing in a boatload of 3d lives.
>>86453300I know, I just want them to SOMETIMES. All the time for all their streams is obviously asking too much www but my point is I want them to at least have one stream a week thats meant to be a cozy stream they do to relax, like Fate this weekend for instance
>>86452556still can't believe how mindbroken the retard on the left is. touching the floofies absolutely fried his brain. I don't know how he was before this moment but holy shit I'm not sure how much man is left afterwards based on his solo spam one man watchalong of their 3D debut in freecat that one time
>>86453300It's a curse as a fan because I want fun.
>>86453457>which will enrage the schizos even moreI dont think.it would at all, it would just cause an increase in goslingposters posting, >"man i love them so much man they work so hard for us they have my heart and soul man"or >"I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I MISS THEM I AM NOTHING WITHOUT THEM"and pretty much no inbetween. Now.if they did JP streams while actively streaming less, then this thread would loook worse than it did these past few days.
>>86453560aren't their streams fun for you? We get to enjoy all of it for free with none of the health risks. Just stop thinking about how their bodies and minds are on the verge of complete collapse and enjoy the show while you still can
I just made another stinky in my diaper again.
>>86453542>still can't believe how mindbroken the retard on the left is. touching the floofies absolutely fried his brainHer fluffy brain is infectious. Touch the fluff, your brain is fluff
>>86453720>Now.if they did JP streams while actively streaming less,That's what's been happening since Feb and that's why people are angry.
>>86453760You forgot your Eren picture.
>>86453760Mocochan... not again...
>>86453755I have noticed certain things changing about their streams and I'm pretty sure it's because they are always tired. And that lessens my enjoyment too.
>>86453542>>86453791>hes just now catching on to Fuwawa's planHeh. Half of you are already retards who practically fried your brains the moment you saw her jiggle her floofies on stream and go "ehehe~"
Aqwatic Cweatures
Has this always been a feature? I think I am going to kill myself.
>>86453975Yes it's always been a feature but just on mobile iirc.
>>86453955Holy fuck
>>86453975IDK, but that number is hilarious
>>86453975It's a mobile thingy iirc
>>86453955Too big.
>>86452287>I don't know why Jap women complain about the men being "herbivores"But they don't do that. That's a fantasy invented by americans who think they're better than japanese men.
>>86454034I have that on PC too thoughJust clicking the profile picture of any comment will pop up a small window with some info and that
>>86453975yeah. the top ones all cheesed it by spamming multiple times when they used to do blanket hearts I don't regret doing it one bit
>>86454116gay
>>86453975They still haven't hearted my reply to their doggy pack post.
What was Polka's advice to them?
>>86453975>only 9 heartsWait till you see how many the brazilian has
>>86454226doesn't matter they'll ignore it whatever it was
>>86454226sed with wuffians!!
>>86454314This is sfw.
>>86454314Perfect floofies.Perfect fuzzies.
crazy how mentioning 1mil gets sister to fly into a shitposting rage kek
>>86454217They're never gonna heart us
>>86454051https://files.catbox.moe/zc30ru.jpg
i miss them
>>86454389sisters were confident they won't hit it by the end of 2024. The grudgeposting will be fun.
>>86454314Who would you start with?Who would you end with?
Was the truck game stream fun? Thought it would be an hour, looking forward to watching it later.
Fuwawa likes me when I give her money. Depending on the amount she likes me for 30, 60 or 90 minutes or even for many hours. If I want her to like me especially much it costs extra.
>>86454417I have a craving for cereal right now
>>86454496It was nice, the questions were obviously all stuff we've heard them answer a million times before but that's to be expected.
>>86454502It feels really nice when you slip a $100 between her floofies and shower her with praise and love and then you wake up to a middle of the night like on an untagged post you made about how much you love her.
>>86454493fuwawafuwawa
>>86454502She doesnt like it when I give her money, seeing as she sounds like she doesnt want me to send anymore. The sweetest response I ever got during an SC reading was from Mococo.
>>86454417Full set is on the mega
>>86454493>Who would you start with?Mococo >Who would you end with?Mococo
>>86454217>>86454403Same here, don't fret too much about it, Ruffians.
>>86454491GTA boost is running out don't get too smug yet
>>86454608I know, was just bored and figured why not
Feels great no longer being a NEET even if I’m a VODfag now
>>86454621I am almost over it. It just hurts a little bit that's all.
>>86454491lmfao yep look at him seethe
>>86454493>start withMococo, obviously. That's how they both want it.>end withBoth, together. Start with Mococo, then move onto Fuwawa, then finish on both of them at the same time. This requires stamina + self-control which no one but me has. I am the apex ojisan.
>>86454681Congrats wuffian! Make sure to send Fuwawa her cut at rhe next live stream you can watch.
>>86454496Even if you don't care about the q&a, you'll get to experience the worst Eurotruck gameplay every seen.How many times did the truck had to get towed?
>>86454537Yeah, I thought the questions were actually better than expected judging by the timestamps. Hope they had fun with the game part too. Q&A + chill game is a good format since they don't like freeform light zatsu. Should be fun, not sure if I can finish it today but ar least it'll be a while until the next stream
>>86454129a simple search in Japanese will show you're full of shitgranted, it's exaggerated-- but I was also shitposting and you got butthurt about it for some reason
>>86454695Understood, take care,
>>86454630They got the appearing in some 3D lives + koyori offcollab date + home 3D buffs coming up
>>86454681Yeah I know that feeling, only I've had a hard time catching up and I barely tweet anymore... I wish I could stop feeling bad about it, but it is what it is
>>86454852If it makes you feel any better they don't even notice or care
>>86454630kekDon't cry too much on your keyboard.
I have decided to continue to be subscribed to FUWAMOCO ch. I hope this helps
>>86454630literally bawling
>>86454774I'll be honest I didnt understand most of what they said without PeroTL, but it was still super enjoyable if you're like me and don't mind reading chat translations. Cute nonetheless. I'd love for them to do more Marrow streams in this format
is there really nothing happening for the 1m sub milestone? it's happening this month...
>>86454852>>86454681Welcome to the club!I'm in Europe AND work. I literally only get to see them live for FWMC morning and even that is only if I leave work a bit early and rush home so I'm back by 5pm.Then I shower, make food etc. and sit down and have to watch last night's FWMC VOD so I'm not behind.Rinse and repeat every day.At least I was sick during GTA week and got to watch all of that, a rare treat...
>>86455089They want to do something for it
>>86454916Eh they outright noticed a few Ruffians and outright mentioned it before, like during mengen.
>>86455089>thinking FWMC of all people won't do something big for that when they even celebrate 950k and 960kAnon please. They're gonna start an endurance when they hit 990k and go all out.It'll be some shorts shit cause they'll still think that will help them
>>86455119I meant Ruffians doing something for them. I'm OK just working on my own thing and will be doing that but I'm kinda shocked there's nothing organized
>>86455195I think the big organizers starved from lack of attention
>>86455089It's probably gonna happen in November tho
>>86455089>almost 970k alreadyJesus mary joseph... I cannot believe theyre already almost there. I never would have guessed fucking GTA would be the thing to push them over.Do you think the same thing would have happened if they managed to join ARK on day 1 or MC Hardcore?
>>86455129That's people that send thousands of dollars or more a month. The average fan they won't even notice you're gone, let's be real.
>>86454681I recently got a new job that pays much more, I’m loving it. The only downside is I haven’t been catching streams live as much as I used to. I try to make it when I can.
I wonder how pebbles will react when Biboo has to change her stream times soon when she moves to Japan
>>86455195There’s already a project happening.
>>86455274Highly doubt it. GTA was perfect for them because there wasn't much gameplay for the role they are assigned to. It was driven purely by interactions.
>>86455432>November 4Too late I think.
>>86455432BAU BAU....is there nothing more to it than that?
>>86455274>I never would have guessed fucking GTA would be the thing to push them over.It could have been any big collab where they had a lot of presence and notoriety in it, to be fair. The game did help enable that though just due to its nature.
>>86455285So then youre saying they do remember...? Why say they dont if you immediately go back on that and say they do?
NEETfians... if you get a job, work hard, save up and get promoted, then work even harder and so on and you do that for many many years then one day, if you put enough effort and sweat in, you'll be so rich you can just stay home all day and watch FUWAMOCO.
>>86455526i forgot the link but you also congratulate and tell them what you mean to them or some shitI think it’s another book
Hello ruffians!Thanks to your encouragement I started with my Nihongo learning journey!Day 419: Today I've done my anki and immersion reps. No new cards for Anki, I'm just maintaining core 2.3k deck. For immersion I've watched six episodes of an anime and a little bit more than an hour of Euro Truck Simulator stream.FUWAMOCO love!BAU BAU!
>>86455638They remember the people that send them tens of thousands of dollars and make them day their name daily. I'm assuming that neet ruffian isn't a top paypuppy so they shouldn't hurt themselves worrying about them noticing they are missing because they won't. Just being realistic
>>86455463True. It also helps that the role they played was fucking perfect for them and REALLY played into the expectations JPs have for them.Seriously, most JP tourists saw them simply as the "cute pure Bau Bau dogs who are maybe possibly twins?!?!?" so when FWMC playing the role of corrupt, swindling, incompetent nurses who literally BAU BAU their way out of trouble ended up being genuinely hilarious for everyone watching.
>>86455816They also remember randoms too, since the ones you used to call their favorites never sent a dime. Really they remember anyone who's active in chat and tweets all the time at them. There's already proof of this
>>86455853They also get Japanese humor which helps alot. Korone had fun interacting with them.
>>86455678>you can just stay home all day and watch FUWAMOCO.I was basically doing at my WFH job until they cut 60% of the staff. Now I'm just a NEET
>>86455943What even is "japanese humor?"
>>86455816>They remember the people that send them tens of thousands of dollarsDid you forget about Stickboy?
>>86456021>>86456021Of course he did. He also forgot about H. But now the goalposts will move.
>>86456011manzai. Funny enough, they talked about wanting to do more stuff on the holoJP channel and gave manzai as an example before GTA started.
>>86456021She fucking loves that retard even still, kek.https://youtu.be/VPYShqU_zWo?t=13304
>>86456011if you arent laughing you know its japanese humor
>>86454741only on special occasions. an aka will be sent for 1 million.
fuwamoco’s confirmed, undeniable favorites:>ananonel>andrytran>phoenix>deepfriedscreamthese are ruffians whose word have some value to fuwamoco. of course there is a wide gap between anan who is their #1 ruffian, andytran and the rest seeing as how he singlehandedly paid for their entire trip. i’d place him 2nd to ngao, but he is basically a nonfactor these days. andytran knows japanese and has translated for them in the past, that alone gives him many brownie points in fuwamoco’s eyes. regardless, if fuwamoco were to ever, say, mod ruffians, these 4 would be granted modship guaranteedruffians who fuwamoco actually love seeing around>pudding rat>agri>mugetsubeing paypuppies aside, pudding rat and agri are pretty unremarkable on their own. their interactions with fuwamoco are pretty typical gachikoi favoritism. mugetsu is the same, albeit he gives them the kind tweets they wanna see on twitter and has been doing so longer than most here. so much so they thanked him for it personally AND referenced him recently in their 1 year doggy pack anni mengen.now being read a lot is not a determining factor for being their favorite, especially if you spam chat. purityschizo is read very often and no one other than purityschizo himself would try and say he’s a favoriteneither is getting likes from them on twitter a sign that you’re their favorite. odds are, if they gave you a like, they distributed them to many others as well, a lot of those people being randoms
>>86456011being a retard and obnoxious in an unfunny way because that's the way it always has been and foreigners just don't get it
I sincerely pray no one actually reads that entire schizo babble wall.
>>86456011idk but it's clearly different because all their JP clips of en members were dogshit
>>86456160>manzai.what does this actually mean or entail?
Thank you for all the time we could spend together today, #FUWAMOCO A new season is here I'll do my best, and hold those paws close along the way forward. See you in the morning, and rest well until then I'll be right by your side.I love you both Sweet dreams
>thats what im used to>everyone laughsha..haha
>>86456337you might be in a wrong thread on a wrong board on a wrong site
>>86456309sex with anal only and andy tran tagging in!All the other names you mentioned mean nothing besides paychecks to them
>>86455853I think a lot of the JP senpai interactions during the year (calling their totsu, shilling their stuff, even collabs and things behind the scenes) also payed off with HoloGTA. They ended up featuring them heavily on their streams.
>>86456392I read it once and laughed. I'm not sure why anyone thinks I would ever be considered a "favorite." They dont have favorites, just people like me who try really hard to get noticed and contribute. I simply try really hard to get noticed, and unfortunately that means a mentally ill envious person will also notice amd try to use my name to shit on the girls who are totally his "oshis."
>>86455713BAUsed
>>86455274>ARKmaybe but ARK was a much smaller project>hardcore MCno way they would have gotten filtered by lack of game knowledge
>>86456405manzai comedy is basically the "who's on first" joke as a comedy stylehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYOUFGfK4bU
Okay cool
>>86456337Loud = Funny.I'm not being ironic or memeing either. Loud will always = funny to basically everyone and this transcends cultural and generational barriers.
>>86456392I did.
>>86456309why are phoenix and monster's inc even on this list? all the others I get because they send a lot of money which is a fucked premise to imply they only care about money but I get it. Those two are runt paypups that don't do anything else for them
>>86455518It doesn't have to be before they hit it.
>>86456769Tragic.
>>86456500It also helps that they've been joining as many events as they possibly can, which slowly increased their confidence in big group settings.If they joined HoloGTA back in like say November 2023, they would be catatonic and quiet
>>86456309This post is an FDA approved alternative to hormone replacement therapy.
>>86456309>ngaoHe’s probably dead.
>>86456309I made friends with all of these ruffians in new york despite being an unknown ruffian does that mean I'm in the cool club by association?
>>86456872>they would be catatonic and quietjust like EnReco
>>86456771Because they went to their meetngreet after BD? And theres one psychopath obsessed with how Phoenix gets his clips retweeted, I guess. Thats basically it.The list will change again in 4 months, like it always does. Favoritismschizos unironically move on to new Ruffians all the time, and its funny
>>86457070Anan remains the same, though. Everyone universally agrees he’s their favorite.
>>86456918I wonder if any ruffians have actually died and we just don't know it
>>86457054That was due to being way waaaay too autistic about their roleplay when none of the other girls really were. Their RP didnt gove them much room to actually be themselves and fuck around the way they could in GTA.They were great in some other HoloEN collabs like Among Us(the most forgotten collab)
>>86457139>Everyone universally agrees he’s their favorite.Funny enough, it used to be itta.
>>86456918atm is dead to them, that's basically the same thing right?
>>86457192>They were great in some other HoloEN collabsTheir best HoloEN collab outside of advent was that bug eating stuff with Bae.
>>86457198Anan’s name was brought up even when the Pillar was at his peak.
>>86457139Nah, you fags used to say it was like 50 random Ruffians who dont send a single dime. You change up all the time
>>86456771phoenix has donated way more than mugetsu
JPschizoing stops. Menposting begins. Fuck you guys.
>>86457298You’re a newfags. Archives exist, see for yourself. Anan’s name was always dropped as a favorite ruffianHe’s someone all ruffians know is especially beloved by FWMC
>>86457297Only because he's /here/ and people in this thread were unironically in love with him.If he appeared in chat, /baubau/ would explode. If he superchatted, /baubau/ would explode.
>>86457054ENReco is just a shitty setting for them. They have no problems messing around with kronii, IRyS and Ina in GTA.
>You’re a newfagsAnd there it is
>>86457395/#/sister needed something after 1mil hype was mentioned in the thread to derail with and he chose that instead of his anti-JP anglehe as desperately banking on it not happening this year, for some reason
>>86457418Yes anal only was and still is loved by ruffians and FWMC both, literally THE ruffian FWMC think about when they pleasure themselves
>>86457408>You’re a newfagsWhy is it literally always the ESLs
>>86457498Hey esl fan like esl oshi
You stink
>>86457489ENreco made them complete strangers. Sure they want to be seen as individuals but let's be honest, being twins is a huge part of their gimmick.
>>86457641What the fuck was she even attempting to say???
>>86457578>deflectinganyways, i’m wight. do those archive weps, touwists.
>>86457489After holoGTA, I really don't look forward to ENReco II...
>>86457675I need Shiori to sit on my face
>>86457686>What the fuck was she even attempting to say???
>>86457641>fanYou ain't a fan.
If every nonAmerican IP were banned, this thread would be paradise.
>>86457686Fuwawa says precisely what she means to
>>86457641I actually didn't notice this earlier because of that one thing where you read a sentence a sentence with repeating words/phrases.
>>86457754I feel like thy learned a lot from that and GTA. They'll go about EnReco II in a different way and give themselves more freedom.
glad we can all agwee that ananonel is fuwamoco’s favowite wuffian
remember when they nearly cried because enreco was ending? oh wait...
>>86457769>>86457870I forgot how fluffy she really is
>>86457888They've made so many grammar/spelling mistakes thay my brain auto-corrects everything they say now.
>>86457842im american tho
>>86458023No you aren't.
>>86458132yes i amits 3:11pm here
my favorite ruffian is fable
>>86457842>If every nonAmerican IP were banned, this website would be paradise.You mean.
>>86456160Is Fuwawa the boke?
>>86458202no she's fuwawa
>>86458173Whatever you say, SEAmonkey
>>86457888I posted the screenshot and I didn't even notice, my brain just turned it into a positive message
>>86458202they're both boke
>>86458177We know Fable.
>>86457686"don't force yourself to BE yourself when times are rough"
>>86458363i'll be fwmc
my favorite ruffian is me and I hate myself
>>86458363I was thinking "Don't force yourself when times are tough"
Which deadly sin perfectly describes you?
>>86458363I'm not myself, I'm Mococo!
>>86458583Gluttony
>>86457827yeah nice and sunny here in america
>>86458583biboo
>>86457912no they just don't like interacting with most of en
>>86458621Everyone knows our shitposters are Americans. You’re all scum.
>>86458583I could choose a meme answer like gluttony or lust or wrath, but the reality is that I am Sloth....
is their home 3D actual 3D or just basic model
>>86458663Kek you're about a year too late with this shitpost, anon. I would have agreed with you back in 2023
>>86458906they said just normal home 3D for now
>>86458583Sloth
I can't sleep and to make it worse I'm feeling menhera today
>>86458663I mean yeah if EnReco is the only.collab of theirs you've watched. Could say the same about the HoloJP girls if the only collab you watched was ARK where they were awkward and quiet.
>>86458975He’s right, though. Fuwawa pretty much avoided interacting with most of their en senpai for a majority of Enreco. Both loved GTA because of the JP senpai there.
>>86459073what is it THIS time
>>86459107You really dont need to samefag, anon.
I find funny that despite English being their first language. They still struggle with it. I wonder what a FUWAMOCO without any need to use English in their daily lives would look like?
>>86459108Not him but not being able to eat red meat for about 3 months now is breaking me
>>86459181They struggle with JP too. Honestly, they struggle with language in general.They should just BAU BAU from now on.
>>86458803im probably the most influential shitposter /here/. lots of terms and rrats started from me.
they LOVE all Ruffians but only want to have sex with paypuppies
>>86459251their bau baus aren't even correct
>>86459169KEKYPOW! You’re losing it…
>>86459223Poultry is infinitely better AND it's better for you. Seriously why eat red meat when fucking chicken exists? Chicken is the greatest most versatile food out there. People who dislike it simply havent prepared/cooked it properly.
>>86458975they're the only ones in Advent with no Justice collab
>>86459073Just remember that only half of the menhera thoughts you're having are actually true, which half I don't know.
>>86459371good
>>86459371Why would they collab with girls trying to capture them? Do you WANT them to get back in the cell?Think wuffian.
>>86459354I like chicken but chicken doesn't make me feel alive the same way biting into a rare steak does
>>86456309>pudding rat and agrisame person
>kekypowThanks for confirming you're samefagging, bwown twanny ehehe~ Its reawwy dat easy huuuuh?!
>>86459371>no Justice collabDid you forget the Advent vs Justice collab?
>>86459108I don't know, I'm just feeling down. also I like making comms but because I'm terrible at words and artistically challenged so the best I can do is link pictures and say to draw that except FWMC. Kind of a headache
>>86459511wtf did Fuwawa actually say this??
>>86459511KEKAWOO!! You awe so angwy!!
>>86459371Gigi and Ceci were the only ones in EN who called them outside of Advent and Calli during their anni totsumachi.
>>86459521that's obviously different than personally welcoming their first kouhai
>>86459511kek the troon aint gonna like this one...
>>86459685>samefaggingI weally made you mad huh? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!
>>86459511Baused
KEKAWOO
>>86459663They also mention Roara a lot too
>>86459511>this dumb fucking post actually made it madKek unweal...
actuawwy got twiggewed hehe
Idiot really can't help himself.
I am gay and fabulous. I do watch streams whenever I can. Am I a ruffian? Last stream I managed to watch was the bathhouse stream.
What are "women" upset about this time
>>86459939yeaaaaaaah~ so twiggered he stawded powstin dawx hehe~ so easy
>>86459992Just an example of a shitposter getting triggered by better shitposters. Tale as old as time.
>>86459680>personally welcoming their first kouhaiThat is technically regloss.
>>86459371It should stay that way
>>86459987>Am I a ruffian?If you want to be one, yeah.
>>86460198Why?
ehehe~
>>86459987If you have any interest in them, you’re a Ruffian. BAU BAU
>>86460148Came gallons to this, they're so sexy
>>86460456How does she do it?
Mococo is perfect
girlie muffins
They’re so sexy
>>86460565No, shes FUZZY
What the fuck happened to this thread?
>>86460592Such an adorable nickname. Why are moms so cute?
>>86460691brown bricks
>>86460691Uwuposting is a heavy counter to anti shitposts
>>86460691The usual… Monkeys having way too much time on their hands… How was your day,
>>86460691Just a shitposter who got REALLY mad at this post >>86459511Its easy to make it mad ehehe
kekawpoo I wanna wape feeenex
I don't get it. They're not even ugly, average at best. Cute, even. What's your endgame?
>>86460837do not acknowledge it, silly wuffian.
>>86460763>How was your day,nta but I'm doing good. Miss the wives tho...
>>86460837Rule number one. Do not engage with monkeys! You should have learned that by now from Fuwawa.
>>86460837making me horny
>>86460837it just confirms how they're out of my league
let's just all agree they're lucky they got into hololive
>>86460458you don't have to have interest in them to be a Ruffian. if you've heard of them once and have made it your life mission to make them graduate you're still a Ruffian by their definition. It feels amazing
I think someone ran over the brownoid's cat while yelling>BAU BAU!
>>86461065Every woman is out of my league, even girls who this board would consider "1/10"I am a archmagus.
>>86457641I'm going to myself to myself later this evening, but it's because I want to
>>86460837>at bestbweh, I meant "at worst"
>>86460561With her mouth
>>86460458Yeah pretty much. They have open arms if you want to be a Ruffian. If not, thats okay too!
>>86460837Gorgeous, maybe. Beautiful, possibly. Goddesses, perhaps.
>unironically Suisei is held back by being a vtuber>She’s more of a vsinger than a vtuberjust your average ruffian opinions
>>86461202You aren't you when you you. Yourself has to not yourself to be you.
>>86461290cliquecord?
>>86461290What? I dont see these posts? Who are you replying to? Who even is Suisei? I dont even know who she is? Where the fuck am I?
>>86461352yep, as well as laughing at koefficients hilarious reply to the fuwamoco tweet. these are the most loved ruffians when they aren't busy bitching about japanese streams
One of you should apply to be a janny so you can camp here and delete any post relating to twitter or some discord.
It's been 5 days since my last like. Why did they forget about me? I don't like this
>>86461556I'm here all the time and have content moderation experience (paid) so I'll apply next time
>>86461579It has been three since mine. You can love without likes, you like addicted ruffian!
>>86457641>>86461302you don't get itthis is actually them getting us even more excited for fate s/n
>>86461556I would but am too lazy and would eventually stsrt ghosting the mods, so the board would end up worse than it is now.Plus they havent put out applications for a long time, and a hidden requirement is that you have to be a phasecuck.
I'm gonna spend some time with shiori she's so warm and loving..
>>86461556I'm here more than I should be and could easily do it but I'm not giving them my information
>>86461462>busy bitching about japanese streams>pretends to know about suiseiThey should kill themselves.
>>86461935I wish i had the time to catch up with her streams, but its just impossible with how many FWMC VODs I have in the ol backlog
>>86462081Yeah, I'm grateful that FWMC are as hardworking as they are, but I have very little room for any other vtubers
>>86462042We already have your information, Michael.
>>86461462>these are the most loved ruffiansWho? Tekzi and the doomer?
>>86462161If my name was Michael I probably would have killed myself
>>86461399Mococo, you're dementai is getting worse...Fuwawa can't keep caring for you by herself anymore, we have to put you in a care home...
>>86462207Yeah and the hungarian. all receive more love than every other ruffian relative to the love they give back to FUWAMOCO
>>86462235What, why?
>>86456309This post edged me to the point I don't want to be a ruffian anymore
>>86462342>the hungarianHungarian doesn't bitch about JP streams though.
>>86462138that's why I don't get when people think you have to keep up with all holoEN to be a true fan or something
What are you eating tonight, Ruffians?For me it's ensure kill me
>>86462492I will give him that. He just hates them and doesn't watch them without bitching
>>86462571For me, its a nice tall warm glass of Mocopee followed by some hearty and fresh Fuwapee
>>86460691Someone brought up FWMC approaching 1 million subs, this broke sister's brain since he really, really, REALLY wanted them to not hit that before the end of the year. That led to him pulling out all the derailing angles, anti-JP, readschizo/"favorite ruffian", dox, etc.I imagine he'll be crying very hard here in a few weeks and have even more melties here and on /#/.
Just watched the VOD, they picked my question at 2:27 I see, about being a bridge between EN and JP...The one time they choose me, why never for FWMC morning...
Heh, I see you
I hate you
>>86462745what was their answer? I dont have time to catch the VOD
>>86462624>He just hates them and doesn't watch them without bitchingThat is wrong. He watched all of GTA. He didn't watch ENReco. He is a schizo but he isn't a JPschizo. The JPschizos are doomer, poorfag clipper, the mexican, VSasuno, Junk Email and Monster Inc.
>>86456309The one common factor between all of these >favorites is that they are supportive of everything FUWAMOCO do. Is it such a surprise that they are loved extra in return?
>>86462745You took my post here and sent it in japanese
you rabu me
>>86462870Monsters Inc was actually the most reasonable about the topic in the cord this morning though only Aeon was dooming hard as usual and going full on anti
>>86462861It was pretty good, I'm happy with the answer[en] Question: Before, you said you want to become a bridge between JP and EN. How about now?[en] FWW: We still want to, but there's so much we have to learn.[en] FWW: We'd love to be better at it in the future![en] FWW: In our head, sometimes, we don't know what language we're speaking.[en] MCC: Like in GTA, we mixed them up in one sentence.[en] FWW: We were more focused on just communicating.[en] FWW: So, it's hard.[en] FWW: In the future, we want to be able to convert English and Japanese cleanly like translators.[en] FWW: Yeah, we end up mixing the languages.[en] FWW: It makes people laugh, so it's fine, but we're a little embarrassed about it.[en] FWW: But yeah, we want to be able to speak well.[en] FWW: So, we'll try many things, fail lots, and grow.[en] FWW: We'll continue doing our best, BAU BAU!
You ruffians have cats or dogs? Honestly having my cat besides me purring gives me Hope and happiness!
>>86463045Ah yeah thats a good answer. They acknowledged that its hard to live translate stuff, but they want to. I imagine this must have made most JPmenheras feel a bit better.
>>86463026Monster Inc definitely has a change in heart. He came around after GTA. Junk Email was also less critical after it. But Hungarian never was a JPschizo afaik.
>>86463048My cat stays outside 95% of the time unless I carry her into my room, then she'll stay there all day but not leave when she wants out unless I go with her
>>86463048i have a grumpy ojisan cat with big tomcat cheeks because I didnt get him neutered until he was like 10 years old. He fathered two litters of kittens in his day and has killed many mice.
>>86463045Honestly, the "main" issue, which might be unfair, is that Fuwawa's brain is fluffy and she wants to interact with Moco-chan instead of being a dedicated TLer.
>>86462946Fuck you
>>86463026Even tekzi was defending FWMC when Aeon lost his marbles. Weird.
>>86463336That, and they also said that they want to be able to enjoy themselves for the most part, though they're willing to do/try a lot of stuff they really dont want to so its nice to hear thay its actually something they're still thinking about. I was a bit worried that they'd given up on that completely after hiring PeroTL.
>>86463469Will that Aeon faggot just leave to the next girl then already? He already has done it multiple times from his own admission from Ame to Sana to Kronii what's another one? He's just a doomer faggot
He is really obnoxious... I wish he gets bonk.
>>86463565Maybe you should grow some balls and tell him to fuck off (without getting banned in chat)
is he seriously just gossiping about men to himself now?
>>86463607Holy shit
>>86463607what the fuck is this, is he reply to tweets in YT comments because they have him blocked?
You guys are more mehera than the novelites now, we like your oshi more than you
>>86463565He wanted to oshihen to Rissa. He said she cares more about Jailbirds.
>>86463607literal mental illness. BR should be banned from Youtube too
>>86463694>now
>>86463607no, seriously, why is it ALWAYS the BRs?
>>86463726Well what's stopping him? She needs all the fans she can get although I'm not sure I can in good conscious push him to her because she doesn't deserve a fag like that
give me reasons to keep being a ruffian when the other ruffians are this fucked in the head and annoying, no other fanbase has annoyed me so much that i just want to get away from them
>>86463607
I'm listening to Lonely Rolling Star and thinking about how much I love them
>>86463833You can just avoid browsing /baubau/ and you won't notice anything.
>>86463607my GOATfree him elon
>>86463833I dont know, just leave? If you unironically care more about 5 menhera ruffians over FWMC to the point its affecting you're enjoyment of them, then you're too fragile to watch anyone at all
>>86463833The only ruffians that are fucked in the head are the online only third worlders and neet schizos. Focus instead on FUWAMOCO and trying to go to in person events like cons or concerts if you can. Everyone that actually lives a normal life instead of devoting it all to them has been cool.It's only faggots like Aeon, tekzi, mexican, Raul that constantly are depressed and bitching that they can't do anything with their lives because they are lazy pieces of shit and dont' want to improve themselves that shit up every conversation. Including here, they've all admitted to being here and say the same loops on cliquecord as schizos here
>>86463736the sooner you realize this is just typical thirdie behavior the better
>>86463833If youre this mentally fragile, then you should leave vtubing as a whole. Or just leave this board, imo. If you only used xwitter and chat, you wouldn't be this way cause ALL of this garbage is here and in dickswords(which get posted here)
do sisters really do this
